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05x05 - Bowling Rabbid; Costumer Service Rabbid; Rabbid Epidemic

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

05x05 - Bowling Rabbid; Costumer Service Rabbid; Rabbid Epidemic

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- [man]

Give me a "B.

" - [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[man]

Give me a lot of "ha.

" [woman singing operatically]

[both scream]

[title music]

# h* hee # Baa Ba, ba, baa [tires screeching]

Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Baa h* hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [music]

- Oh! - Oh! [honking]

Hmm Ba ba.

[music]

[honking]

Wa-ha! - Ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba.

- Uh uh? Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba! [music]

Oh, ah, oh, oh Ba ba ba ba! - Ba ba ba! - Hmm, ah-ha.

Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Keep bowling, bowling, bowling ba*ls [honking]

[panting]

Oh, oh-oh [chirping]

[laughing]

Oh, ba ba ba.

[sniffing]

Oh.

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[music]

Hmm, hmm, ba ba ba.

[honking]

[clearing throat]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba.

[music]

Ahh, ba ba, ba ba ba ba! [honking]

Ba ba! [music]

Ahh, ba ba ba ba! Huh? [honking]

Ba ba! Ba! Ahh! Ahh, ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls - # Ooh-ooh # - Ahh! [splash]

[gasps]

[music]

Ba! Ahh, ahh Oh! Ba ba ba Ba? Ba [groaning]

Ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

[laughing]

[chirping]

Oh Oh Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba! [music]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba! Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Ooh-ooh Ahh.

Ahh! [screaming]

[chirping]

Ba ba ba! Hmm? Ba ba ba! Oh? Wha [yelling]

Ba ba! Ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba! Ba ba! [thudding]

Ba ba.

Keep bowling, bowling, bowling ba*ls [sighing]

Ahh! [music]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba! [music]

Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba Ba ba? Oh! Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba.

[music]

Ba ba.

Ba ba.

Hmm.

[grunting]

Ahh! [music]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba! [music]

Ba Ba ba ba! [groaning]

Ba ba? Ba ba? Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

[groaning]

Ah, ba ba.

Ahh! Ba ba ba ba ba.

Oh? [music]

Ah-ha! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [music]

Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

[screaming]

Ba ba ba ba! [panting]

Ba ba ba! [chirping]

Ba ba! Ba ba! [chirping]

Ba ba ba ba! Ahh! Ba ba! [yelling]

[shouting]

[music]

[chirping]

- Ba ba ba! - Ba ba! Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Keep bowling, bowling ba*ls Keep bowling, bowling, bowling ba*ls [screaming]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Ahh! [music]

Oh [groaning]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba Oh.

Ba ba! [groaning]

Ba! Ba ba? [music]

[whistling]

[laughing]

Ba ba? [engine struggling]

[groaning]

Ahh! Ba ba! Ba ba ba ba.

[clucking]

[clucking]

[clucking continues]

Ba, ha-ha.

Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba ba! Ba ba.

Ha-ha.

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! [groaning]

Oh [music]

Ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! [groaning]

[screaming]

[beeping]

Oh.

Ba! Ba ba [yelling]

[thudding]

Oh Who gets to go out in minus-30-degree weather to count penguins, huh? Hey, what's that? Looks like a TV.

Don't tell me Yuri sent me this old piece of junk instead of the flat screen I ordered.

[groans]

[motor struggling]

[imitating motor running]

Ba ba? [laughing]

Uh Oh.

Oh, ah-ha.

[groaning]

Ah-ha [clanking]

[speaking gibberish]

Ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba ba.

Ba ba.

[John grumbling]

[groaning]

Yuri, what kind of hunk-of-junk TV did you ship me? [static blaring]

Ah! [chuckling]

[Yuri on voice-mail]

This is Yuri customer service hotline.

You have problem with your fridge, press three.

You have problem with swimming pool, press four.

[music]

Ba ba.

- Ba ba! - Ba ba! [motor revving]

[groaning]

Ba ba ba ba wah.

Ba ba.

Wah! [motor revving]

[Yuri on voice-mail]

You have problem with toaster, press 26.

[yelling]

Ba! [clanking]

[Yuri on voice-mail]

You have problem with television, press 31.

[beeping]

[yelling]

[beeping]

This can't be happening.

[shouting]

Ba ba.

Ba-ha! Ba ba ba ba.

[whistling]

[music]

Ba ba ba ba.

Ah Huh? This whole base is falling apart.

Oh, oh [clanking]

And to think I could be nice and warm inside, watching TV.

[rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba [yelling]

[music]

[Yuri on cell phone]

Calm down, this is Yuri.

How can I help you? [chuckling]

[imitating Yuri]

Calm down, this is Yuri.

How can I help you? We lose call before [imitating Yuri]

We lose call before What? No, this is Yuri.

[imitating Yuri]

What? No, this is Yuri.

[door closing]

[music]

What? Rabbids?! No, this not rabbid.

This Yuri.

Hello! - Hello, hello! - Give me that! Hello [rabbids scream]

[music]

[beeping]

[motor revving]

Huh? [chuckling]

[thudding]

Ba ba! [Yuri on cell phone]

Hello.

Polar base, you okay? Look out below.

I deliver TV ordered by John.

What TV? [plane whirrs]

No [thudding]

[groaning]

Huh? [Yuri on cell phone]

All good? You get TV, yeah, het? - Yeah, I got it.

- Maybe? [whimpering]

Hmm [wind whistling]

Ahh! Ba ba ba! [yelling]

Ba ba ba! Ba ba ba! [clattering]

Ahh! [all yelling]

[clattering]

Mo [music]

[cries]

Ba-ha-ha-ha-ha [singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # [music]

Ahh Oh, ba ba ba.

[whistling]

Ahh! Oh ba ba.

Oh ba ba ba.

- [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba! - Ahh! Ba ba ba ba ba! Oh ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba.

Ba ba ba.

[music]

Ba ba.

[chuckling]

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba! Ba! Ba ba ba ba ba ba! Ba ba.

[laughing]

[yelling]

Ba ba ba! [shrieking]

[music]

Ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba ba.

Ahh Ba ba ba.

[shrieking]

[thudding]

Ba ba ba [clanking]

Oh ba ba ba.

Ba ba ba ba.

Ahh Ba ba ba.

[sneezing]

Huh? [Gina sneezing]

[sneezing continues]

Gina, I managed to isolate the cold virus and I'm cooking up a remedy for you.

If you think I'm taking even one drop of that Ah-ah-ah, no fussing.

Just one mouthful of this and you'll be all better.

Forget about it, I'm out of here.

Come on, Gina, trust me just this once.

[music]

[honks]

[sneezes]

Hey, how about this? I'll make one of the penguins take my remedy first, then you'll see there's nothing to worry about.

[music]

[clanking]

Ba [rabbid sneezing]

Ba Ba ba ba.

Ah ba ba.

Ah ba ba oh.

[speaking gibberish]

[sneezing]

[clanking]

Oh [music]

[rumbling]

Ba ba.

[speaking gibberish]

[sneezing]

Ahh! Ba! Ba ba ba ba.

Ahh! Ba ba ba ba.

[yelling]

[beeping]

[sniffling]

[honking]

[honking]

[honking]

[laughing]

[groaning]

I'm okay.

Uh [sneezing]

[yelling]

Ba ba ba.

Ooh [sneezing]

[chirping]

Look what I got! Who's the smart one now?! [chuckling]

Ba ba? Ba ba? Ba ba ba? Ah ba ba.

Ah ba ba.

Ahh [honking]

[chuckling]

- See, he's in great shape.

- Oh, fine! Just now leave that poor penguin alone.

[music]

[sneezing]

[sighing]

Maybe I've been too hard on poor John.

The penguin seems to have survived in any case.

Hmm? [rabbid sneezing]

[splash]

Where'd my penguin go? [sneezing]

Huh? Oh no.

My medicine turns whoever drinks it into a rabbid! I've got to get to Gina before she drinks it! Gina! [sneezing]

[Gina]

Ahh [groaning]

[cup shattering]

[cup shattering]

[Gina screaming]

Ah ba ba.

Poisoner, you m*rder*r! You loser! [retching]

Gina, we've got to destroy the Huh? Oh, ba ba! Oh no, I'm too late.

Gina's been turned into a rabbid.

[crying]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

Hey, what if it's contagious? Ahh I have got to set things right before the epidemic spreads.

It's my duty.

Ba ba ba.

[sneezing]

[sniffing]

Ba ba ba.

[yelling]

[engine revving]

Ba ba! [sneezing]

Ba! [beeping]

In your memory, Gina.

Goodbye! [gasping]

- Gina! - Huh? John, what on earth have you done?! I just saved the world from a rabbid invasion.

- Didn't I? - Oh [music]

Ah ah Ba ba! [smooches]

[thud]