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03x08 - Rabbid Re-Freeze; Rabbid Nightmare; Being Rabbid (Part 3)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

03x08 - Rabbid Re-Freeze; Rabbid Nightmare; Being Rabbid (Part 3)

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- [man]

Give me a "B.

" - [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[man]

Give me a lot of "ha.

" [woman singing operatically]

[both scream]

[title music]

# h* hee # Baa [tires screeching]

# Ba, ba, baa # Ba ba Ba, baa Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Aaah # Baa h* hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa # - [humming]

- [screen squeaking]

[sighs]

Uh-huh.

Bwa bwa.

[slurping]

Mmm.

[gibberish]

Bwa bwa bwa.

[gulping]

Bwa ba ba ba ba, bwa ba.

- Bwa ba.

- Oh h*.

[gibberish]

Oh oh.

- Oh - [gibberish]

Bwa ba ba ba.

[whimpers]

Bwa ba! [whimpering]

[sniffles]

[wailing]

Bwa? - [sobbing]

- Bwa ba? [gibberish]

Oh, bwa ba? [gibberish]

Bwa Oh? Bwa? [gibberish]

[gibberish continues]

Bwa? [grunting]

[hair dryer blowing]

Bwa ba, bwa ba ba ba [music]

Heh-heh.

[zapping]

[gasps]

Bwa Ooh eee ah.

.

- [beeping, zapping]

- [humming]

[shouting happily]

[gibberish]

Oh-h*-h* [rabbids]

Bwa ba ba [shouting and laughing]

- Ooh.

- Bwa ba ba.

- Aah! - Bwa ba ba! Oh [gibberish]

Ooh! [grunting]

[groaning]

Oh aah! [groaning]

[grunting]

[gibberish]

Ba? Ba ba.

Ah [gibberish]

Ba bwa.

[frantic gibberish]

[gibberish]

[groans]

[frantic gibberish]

Ooh ah! Bwa ba ba ba! Ba ba, ba ba ba Ba ba! Bwa? Oh bwa Huh? Huh bwa ba ba.

Bwa! [laughs, gasps]

[groans]

Oh oh? Bwa-ha! Ah, mmm Bwa-ah - Hmm? Oh, bwa ba ba.

- Mm, bwa ba ba.

Aha, aha oh? Bwa ooh! B-b-b-bwa Hmm [grunting]

Bwa ooh.

[gibberish]

Bwa bwa bwa Mm-hmm.

[gibberish]

[whirring]

Bwa ba ba! [zapping]

[laughing, muttering happily]

Hmm aah Hmm, hmm? - Bwa ba! - Bwa ba ba.

Oh bwa! Mmm - Bwa - Bwa ba? Bwa ba ba ba! Ha-ha! [gibberish]

[music]

Bwa ba ba! Bwa ba ba oh! Bwa ba? Bwa baa! [gibberish]

Bwa ba ba Huh? Oh.

[gasping]

[frantic gibberish]

Bwa ba ba? Bwa Ba ba ba, ba ba ba.

[gasping, frantic gibberish]

Bwa - Oh - Oh [music]

- Bwa - Bwa [together]

# Bwa ba ba! # [excited gibberish]

Bwa ba ba! [both growling]

[karate yelling]

Bwa ba Aha bwa ba [gulps]

[gasps]

Buh-oh.

Hmm-mm [gasps]

[excited gibberish]

[both snicker]

Oh h* hmm-mm? [screaming]

[shouting]

Uh-oh.

[angry gibberish]

[whistling]

Hmm? Bwa ba.

Bwa ba! Bwa! Oh bwa ba ugh! [laughing]

[grunting]

Bwa ba ba ba! [both shouting]

[grunting]

- [buzzing]

- Huh? [groaning]

[dazed gibberish]

[laughing gibberish]

Ooh oh! Ah! [groaning]

Oh ooh? Bwa ba [groaning]

[laughing]

Bwa ba ba wa ba.

[gasping]

Bwa ba?! Bwa? Oh, bwa ba ba ba.

Bwa ba ba ba, ba.

[zapping]

Huh? Oh oh? Oh.

Bwa? [gibberish]

- [clank]

- Oh? Bwa Oh [sobbing]

[gibberish]

Bwa oh! - [indistinct conversation]

- Ah, bwa oh! [gasping]

Bwa! Bwa! Bwa ba ba ba.

[beeping]

[zapping]

[music]

[machines beeping]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa! # [laughing]

[camera flashing]

[humming]

[female computer voice]

Space-time functions activated.

Destination: minus three million years.

- Ah bwa ba.

- Ready for takeoff.

[humming]

Bwa? - Bwa ba ba.

- Bwa! [laughs]

Bwa ba ba ba.

[gibberish]

Oh.

Bwa ba.

Ooh eee.

[brakes squeal]

Ah fresh air at last.

It's gonna be awesome to camp out in the forest, just the two of us.

Right, Grandma? You said it, Zachy.

It'll make a nice change from your computer screens and all those wacky stories about alien beavers.

Alien rabbits, Grandma, and they're Oh, whatever.

[sighs]

What? Where are the sleeping bags? And the tent? What for? We'll sleep on the ground.

And tomorrow we can chop down a few trees, just like I used to do back in my lumberjack days.

Uh, let me just order a sleeping bag on the Internet, uh - Certainly not! - Huh?! - No technology this weekend.

.

- Oh Aah all right, let's get some shuteye.

- Good night, Zachy-poo.

- Oh [grunting and yelling]

[computer voice]

Destination changed.

[beeping, zapping]

[Grandma snoring]

Man, no sleeping bag, no tent, lots of creepy-crawly Aah! - [whoosh, bang]

- Huh? - [zapping]

- Huh? What the? - Ooh! - Oh, no Oh.

.

bwa ba ba ba ba.

[laughs]

[muttering]

Hmm? Aah [gibberish]

[gibberish continues]

[birds squawking]

Bwa [music]

Huh? Aah! Huh? Bwa Oh? Oh? Bwa ba? Grandma, Grandma, you gotta wake up.

- Bwa ba?! - Aah! Bwa ba? Bwa ba ba? Aah, he must be calling for backup.

I've gotta make him shut up.

[gibberish]

[humming]

[click, buzz]

Bwa ba? - [gibberish]

- [buzzing]

Hmm? Bwa! [excited gibberish]

Okay, let's do this.

Bwa ba? Huh? [gasping]

Come on, Zach, you can do it.

[excited gibberish]

Bwa ba? Bwa ba? Bwa ba? Bwa ba? Bwa ba? - [twig snaps]

- Huh? - Bwa ba! - Aah! Bwa ooh Bwa! [grunting]

Hmm huh? Aah [chuckling]

- Bwa ba.

- Aah! Another one.

[gibberish]

[beeping]

[male computer voice]

Greetings, human.

Huh? You can talk? [laughs]

I knew it! You're intelligent.

[gibberish]

Indeed.

Highly intelligent.

Glad somebody finally noticed.

Uh please don't hurt me.

Could you please give me back that precious object? It belongs to me.

Never! Bwa Dismayed sigh.

[groaning and muttering]

My, my glasses huh? [grunting]

Huh? Ooh Bwa ba.

Human, I promise I mean you no harm - He, he's gonna get me.

- Human Gotta call the cops, call the army Huh? Oh [Grandma screams]

Huh? Grandma! Hang on, Grandma, I'll save you! - [screams]

- You think I'm gonna be afraid, huh? You don't know what it is you bargained for, psycho! Oh! Huh? - [chainsaw whirring]

- Aah oh! Oh, dear.

Oh! Oh bwa ba? Oh Oh, bwa ba.

[Zach gasps]

Grandma Bwa ba! [gasps]

You monster! [grunts]

Oh [laughing]

[chainsaw whirring]

Bwa, oh! [Zach screams]

Oh, now you're running.

Come back here with my saw! Get back here! So sorry to interrupt you, but I really must insist.

Put that down! [chainsaw whirring]

[grinding]

[grunts]

Bwa! [grinding]

Aah! [shouting gibberish]

[groaning]

Huh? Aah! Aah, get off me! Hang on, Zach! I got this! Grandma? [grunts]

Whoopsie.

- Bwa ba! - [Grandma screaming]

Take that, you oh! Oh ugh.

[relieved gibberish]

[chainsaw buzzing]

Aah aah! - Aah - [click]

[chainsaw stops]

Oh [both sighing]

Bwa booit? [female computer voice]

Space-time functions activated.

Destination: minus three million years.

Bwa ba bwa ba ba.

Destination changed.

[shouting gibberish]

Aah! [shouting gibberish]

[groaning]

What on earth was all that about? Aliens alien rabbits who wanna take over the world.

And they almost chopped us into pieces.

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

I always remove the chain.

Otherwise it's way too dangerous.

[sighs]

[muttering]

[happy gibberish]

[camera flashing]

[chattering]

[roaring]

[screams]

[shouting gibberish]

Bwa ba ba.

[slurping]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-baa! # [narrator]

Previously on "Rabbids Invasion" I'll be the very first man to enter the brain of a rabbit! Eee! - Aah! - Bwa! [woman's voice]

What have you done?! [Gina]

I don't wanna be a rabbit! - Do something! - Uh, here's your glasses.

- This is your fault! - Oh, what have I done? - What have I done?! - John! Nothing to worry about! It's okay, Gina.

Bwa ba ba I just have to reverse the process.

Easy.

- Cut that out! - Okay.

Okay, everything's gonna be all right, Gina.

- [buzzing]

- Aah! [screaming]

Oh, no! - [screaming]

- Gina! [humming]

[music]

Mm-hmm.

[gibberish]

Bwa ba ba oh.

- Bwa - Bwa ba oh! [others]

Shh - Bwa - Bwa? Bwa.

[all exclaiming]

Bwa ah [gibberish]

[all exclaiming]

Bwa ba ba ba ba.

[all exclaiming]

[music playing on TV ]

Bwa hmm.

[water dripping]

Oh ugh Oh Uh oh! Huh? - [flies buzzing]

- Oh, oh, that stinks.

Ugh Dear, I hope there aren't any rabbits around here.

Oh, oh, oh! What's that? Oh, oh whoa! Oh! [muttering]

[machine beeping]

Ah huh [female computer voice]

Departure in ten seconds.

- Oh - Nine - Okay, I don't see any rabbits.

- Eight - I can, I can handle this.

- Seven - Six - [click, machine stops]

Bwa huh? - [yelling]

- [screaming]

Get your paws off me! Oh, how rude! All these rabbits are so stupid! [gasps]

[puzzled gibberish]

I should be trying to find a way to fix John's idiotic blunder.

Hmm I think I got it.

Oh [romantic music playing]

- Aah! - A condenser I need a neutron condenser to make it work.

Bwa? [muttering]

[clears throat]

[gibberish]

[gasps]

It's a condenser.

How did you know? Can you understand me? Uh-huh, uh-huh [muttering]

- [feedback shrieks]

- [screaming]

Get out of here! Oh, you're just a stupid rabbit.

Oh! [sighing]

Hmm? What now? - [gibberish]

- [male computer voice]

I'm not just a stupid rabbit.

I'm a scientist like you.

See? I can speak.

Oh, so now we've got talking rabbits.

I must be going crazy.

So maybe you can tell me.

Where did the other stupid rabbits go? If I see one, I'm gonna lose it.

[gibberish]

Um, I'm not overly fond of them myself.

They're gone.

They all left for the annual rabbit migration.

Migration? - Uh, ha ha ha.

- Embarrassed laugh.

[music playing]

- Hmm? - Bwa ba? [all screaming]

So who's that then, the ones who missed the bus? - [gibberish]

- It's just a recording for my rabbit anthropological thesis.

Just a second, I'll go check.

[rabbids screaming and crying]

[screaming and crying stop]

Hmm ah - [gibberish]

- It's all right now.

Those rabbits won't disturb us again.

What? What rabbits? Uh [nervous gibberish]

Uh, my recording.

- Oh.

Whatever.

- Bwa ba? [gasps]

Bwa ba ba, bwa ba ba.

Aah! Shh [gibberish]

- Bwa.

- Bwa ba ba? [gasping]

- Aah! - [both screaming]

- Bwa [gibberish]

- Oh, my, a neural transmitter coupled to a particle condenser.

- That's brilliant.

- Uh-huh.

But what's the colander for? Oh, to use as a helmet.

Once I'm wearing it, you just plug it in and then press this button here and I'll be transformed back into my human form.

I don't want to spend my whole life in this ridiculous rabbit body.

- [gibberish]

- This ridiculous rabbit body Oh, I, I didn't mean you, of course.

I, I find your little beard very, uh, very charming.

Aah Delighted blushing.

[romantic music]

- Bwa ba! - Aah! Huh? Did I just hear a rabbit? - [gibberish]

- It was nothing, my dear.

[laughing]

- Uh - Just me.

Aah ee! Ha-ha.

That box is moving.

- [gibberish]

- No, it's, uh, probably just a box migration, you know, ha-ha-ha.

[scoffs]

Migration? Whatever - Huh? - Ah huh.

Huh? - Bwa ba ba.

- Bwa ba ba.

[excited gibberish]

Bwa ba! [shouting fades]

Whew Gina? Gina, don't worry.

I, I'm coming to get you.

I [screaming]

Huh? Huh oh.

- [gibberish]

- I suppose this is where we say goodbye.

Oh thank you.

Uh, why don't you transform yourself too? - [gibberish]

- It's impossible.

I have to get back to where I came from.

Well, put the helmet on and we'll go together.

We can survive on quantic mathematics.

Press here.

Come on.

You can do it.

Uh, hmm - Gina! - Bwa? Is that you, Gina? I'm here to save you.

- En garde! - Ooh! [zapping]

[all screaming]

Aah! Rabbits! Wha? [rapid gibberish]

Oh, no! [screaming]

[all wailing]

Uh, oof! Oh, I'm sorry, Gina.

John! Oh [laughing]

Don't worry, Gina.

I've got everything under control.

[zapping, screaming]

[groaning]

Ah! Finally! Huh? [laughing]

Oh! Bwa ba So, John, we're going to have a little talk about this.

- [thumping]

- Ow! Gina! - I said I'm sorry.

- That's not enough!