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03x01 - Rabbid on Film; Bubble-Wrap Rabbid; Rabbid Theory

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rabbids Invasion". Aired: August 3, 2013.*
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The Rabbids from Ubisoft's "Raving Rabbids" video game series star in their own television series.

03x01 - Rabbid on Film; Bubble-Wrap Rabbid; Rabbid Theory

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- [man]

Give me a "B.

" - [rabbid]

Ba ba ba ba ba.

[man]

Give me a lot of "ha.

" [woman singing operatically]

[both scream]

[title music]

# h* hee # Ba [tires screeching]

# Ba, ba, ba # Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba - # Ba # - # Ahh # Ba h* hee Zo zee [singing "Also Sprach Zarathustra" in gibberish]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-ba # [muttering]

[banging]

Ba.

[beeping]

Uh-huh.

Ba-bla! [stammering excitedly]

[whirring]

[laughing]

Ba! [stammering]

[mocking stammering]

[laughing]

Ba-be-bee! Ba? Ba-ba-ba? Ba-ba-ba.

Hmph! Blo-bo-bo.

Ba-ba-ba.

[chuckling]

Hmm? Bo, bo-bo-bo.

Hmm, blo-blo.

Ba-ba-ba! [chuckling]

[chuckling]

Huh? Hmm? Huh? Oh, wha, jo-bo-blo.

[chattering]

Ba-blo! Ba-blo.

Hmm? Oh, oh.

Ba-ba? Ba! Ba-uh.

Oh, blo-blo.

Ba-blo! Ba-ba? Mm, bo-bo.

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba-ba [gulping]

Ba! [panting]

Ba-blo.

Ba-blo.

Ba-bo.

[yawning]

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba! Ba-ba! [chuckling]

Ba-ba.

Ba-blo.

Ba! Ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba! Ba-ba! [chuckling]

Ba.

[sighing]

Ba-blo.

Uh-huh, oh Ba-ba-ba-ba? Ba-blo.

Ah.

Hmph.

Ya-ba-ba! Ba-blo! Oh.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Blo! Ba-bum, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! [chuckling]

Hmm, blo.

- [sobbing]

Oh, ba-ba.

- Oh.

[sobbing]

Oh, ba-ba! [whimpering]

[gasping]

Oh.

Bla-ba-blee! Ba! Bo.

Ya-ha! Oh, blo-blo-blo.

Mm-hmm, uh-huh.

[chuckling]

Hmm? Bla, bla-bla-bla.

Oh, bla-bla- ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba-blo.

Blee, ba-ba-ba-blo! Blo! Blo! Ooh ba-ba-blee.

Bla, ba-ba! [laughing]

Ba-bloo.

Huh? [chuckling]

Hmm? Ba-ba.

[grunts]

Ba! Ba-ba-bla? Ba-ba.

Ba-boo-bla.

Oh! [whimpering]

[snickering]

Ba-ba! [laughing]

Hmm.

[snaps]

Ba-ha-ha.

Ba-ba.

Ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba Ow! Ba-ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba-ba! Ba! Ba! Ba! Baa Ba-ba! aaa, ba! Ba.

Ba! Ah! Oh! Oh! [coughing]

Hmm.

[chuckling]

Ba-ba-ba? Oh, bla.

Ba-baa! Bla-ba! [chuckling]

[echoing]

Blee-blo! Ba-bla-ba-bo.

Hmm.

Ba-blo.

Ba-blo? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Bla-bo-ba-ba.

[grunting]

Baa! [crashing]

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba-ba! Bla, do-bla-ba- bo-bo-bo.

Oh, bo, bla-ba-ba, ba-ba.

Ba-ba-bee? Ba-ba.

Ba, ra-ra-ra.

Woh, bla-ba-ba-ba! Ba-bla-ba.

[whirring]

Ba-bo! Uh-huh.

[gulping]

[rumbling]

[belching]

Ba! Ba! Ba, oh.

[rumbling]

Bo, ba-ba-ba.

Bla-bo! Ba-ba ba.

[cackling]

Ba-ba.

Ba-ba.

Ba.

[whimpering]

Ba! [cackling]

Oh, ba! Ba-ba! Ba-ba-blo! Ba-la-ha.

[groaning]

Ba? Ba.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

Ba-la? Huh? Ba! [grunting]

Ba! [grunting]

[gulping]

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba-ba-bo! Wa-hoo! Ba-ba-bee-dee- do-doo-bee, ba-ba-bla Ooh.

[retching]

Ooh? Ah, oh.

Oh-ha-bo-ba.

Ba-ba.

[laughter]

[repressing stammer]

Ba-da-bloo! Ba-da-da-da-da-blo! Ah, hmm.

Blee-blo.

Ba-ba, ba! Ba.

Ba, da-da-da! [cackling]

Ba-da-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba! [grunting]

Oh.

[grunting]

Oh.

Ba-ba-ba.

Hyah! [grunting]

Ah! Ba! Ah! Yow! Ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba! [thudding]

[grunting]

Oh [machinery whirring]

[both]

Ba! [buzzer buzzing]

[whirring]

[muffled]

Ba-be-bo, ba-da-da Hmm? Ba-be-be-bo.

Ba-da-blu-dee-bah! [stammering excitedly]

Huh? [chuckling]

Blee-da-blee-da-blee! Ah oh.

[projector whirring]

[gasping]

[nervously grunting]

[gasping]

[softly stammering]

[cheering and applause]

Oh! [cheering continues]

[thudding]

Oh [laughter]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-ba # [whirring]

Oh, bla-blo.

Hmm mm, do-blo.

[humming merrily]

[banging]

[humming]

Hmm? [cannon firing]

[crashing]

[distant laughter]

Huh? [laughter]

Ba-ha-ha! Huh? Mm-hmm? Bla-blo, ba-blo-blo-blow.

Ba-ba-ba.

[grunting]

- Oh.

- Ba.

Ba-ba.

[grunting]

Ba-ba! [laughing]

[laughing]

[cannon firing]

Oh! [laughter]

[laughing]

Oh.

Ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba.

[grunting]

Ba! [laughing]

Oh! Ba! Ba-ba.

Mmm.

[whimpering]

Huh? Ba! [groaning]

[stammering]

Bo! [sputtering]

Oh.

Ah, da-da-bloo.

Ooh? [laughter]

Bla-ba-ba-ba-ba! [cannonball whistling]

Hmm? [whistling continues]

Sa! Whew.

Mm.

[shouting]

Ra-ba-ba.

- Aah! - Aah! Ra-ba-ba-blo-cha- cha-cha-bla-babul! Hmph, ha.

Ah, ba-blo-ba-dah.

Hmm? Mm-hmm.

Wa-ha-ha! [humming, tools whirring]

[clanging]

Ra-ba-ba! Ha-ha-hoo.

Ba-ra-bla! Ah, ba-ba.

Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

[slurping]

Ah, da.

- Ba-ba.

- Ba-ba-ba.

Oh! [both groaning]

Ba-ba-ba-ba.

- Oh-da-ba-ba-ba.

- Hmm? [squeaking]

[squeaking]

[humming]

Hmm.

Ba-ba-ba.

Aah-ah! [chuckling]

Mm-ba, ba-ba-ba.

[humming]

Ahh.

Oh Wha? Oh? Oh.

Wha Aah! [humming]

Ba! Ba-ba! [laughing]

Ba! Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba.

Aah! [grunting]

[grunting]

Aah! [crashing]

Aah Ooh! Ba-ba-ba.

Hmm, hmm, ah.

[grunting]

Ah, unh! [brick whistling]

Ba-ba.

Unh! Mm, ba-ba.

[grunting]

Ahh.

Ba-ba! [growling]

Ba.

Baa! Oh.

[laughing]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, ba.

Oh, ba-ba.

Ba-ba! [humming]

Oh.

Ba-ba-ba! Hmm? Ba-ba-bo! Hmm.

Ba-bo! Ba.

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-bo, bo-bo-bo.

Oh.

Bo-bo.

Hmm.

[shimmering]

Oh.

Oh.

[shimmering]

[shimmering stops]

Hmm.

Ba! Bla-bo-bo.

Ba-ba-ba.

Hmm.

Hmm? Oh! Oh, ba-blo.

Aah-yah! Ba.

Ba-ba.

[banging]

Oh.

Ba-bo! Ba-ba-bo! [banging]

Bo, bo-bo! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba- ba ba-ba! Ba-ba.

Oh, ba-ba-ba! Ba-yah-da-da! Ba-ba-bo! Ah.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Oh? Bo.

[shimmering]

[gasps]

Ba-ba.

Sah! Mm.

Da-ba-bra-di! Uh Ba-da-ba-da-bo! Da-ba-ba-bo [laughter]

Da-bi-da-ba-bo! Oh-yo-yah-blu-blu! [whimpering]

[laughing]

Oh, ba-ba.

Ah-ha-ba-ba-bo! [laughter]

[grunting]

Ya-bla-da-bo! [laughter]

Ba-ba! [rippling]

[laughter]

Oh, aah! Aah, aah, ow! Aah! Aah! Ah, aah! Ooh! [panting, sighing]

[groaning]

Ahh, ba-ba.

[grunting]

Ba-ba! - Ba-ba-ba.

- [all]

Ba! Bi-ba-bo! Bi-bi-ba-bo! Bi-ba-bo! [all]

Aah.

[chuckling]

Baa! [all]

Aah! [bowling pins being hit]

[beep]

Ah.

Ba-blo-ee! Oh.

[laughter]

Bo-ba-ba! [shimmering]

Ba-ah! Bo! Unh! Ooh.

[breathing heavily]

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba! Hmm.

[flame whooshing]

Ba-ba.

[chuckles]

Ahh! Oh! Oh-oh.

Waah! [humming]

Aah! Bo.

Oh? - [all]

Aah! - Oh, ba-ba! [all]

Aah! - Hmm? Hm? - Ba.

Huh? Ooh.

[laughter]

Ah! Oh! [pinball beeping]

[laughter]

[singing Beethoven's "Symphony No.

5" in gibberish]

[drum riff]

# Ba-ba # [whistling]

Bo-bo-bo, oh-bo-bo-bo.

Mm.

Hmm? Bo, bo-bra.

Mo-h*.

Bo-bo-bah.

[whirring]

Hmm.

Bla-bla.

Bla-bla-bla-bla.

Oh, ah.

Bla! Hoo-ah! Hmm.

Bla-bla, ooh.

Ba-boo.

Bow, ba-ba-ba.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, ahh.

You see, sir, what you're about to witness proves that our three years of research have not been for nothing.

Our conclusion is a simple one these creatures are all stupid.

Yeah, enough talk.

Let's see some evidence.

Heh, certainly, sir.

- Aah! - Aah! [groaning]

Wa-ha-ha-ha.

Ba-ba! [laughing]

Clap-clap-clap.

Clap-clap-clap.

Bump-bump-bump.

Bump-bump-bump.

Bump! Bump! [laughter]

[whirring]

Oh! Wha, ba-ba-ben.

[laughter]

Ah, we're, uh, missing a guinea pig.

I-I mean a rabbid.

I'll just pull in one from our stocks.

Ba-wa-huh [water rushing]

Oh! [pinball beeps and bells]

Aah! Oh, my brain.

[chuckling]

Oh! - Good.

- Ba-ba! [chuckling]

Ba-ba.

Oh.

Hmm? Free-da-wa, ba-bo-ba-da-zee-da-bo! Ba-ree! Oh-bwa-da-bree! [chuckling]

- Oh! - Oh.

[laughter]

Oh, no-no-bree da-ba-da-bo! Uh, it looks as if he were trying to communicate.

Impossible.

He's way too stupid.

- Let's not waste any more time.

- Oh Hmm? Oh, ba-ba-do, ba-ba-do! Oh, bo! Oh? Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Mm.

Ba-la-la-blah.

- He seems to understand.

- Well, here we go.

[buzzing]

[shimmering]

- Wow.

- Wow.

- Ba-ra! - Ba-ra! [sighing]

- Ahh - Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba! - Ba-ba! - Oh! [chuckling]

[ding]

Bo-freeda-ba-wa.

Oh.

Oh.

[laughter]

This one doesn't seem quite so stupid, really.

Yeah, yeah.

He just got lucky.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Oh.

Ba-ba.

Hmm.

Ba, ba-ba-ba.

Ba! Ba-ba-ba.

- Hmm.

Ba-ba.

- Ba-ba.

[both chuckling]

[grunting]

[groaning]

Do-blo-ba-ba-ba-lo! Do-ba-da-broo, da-da-bo.

Do-ba-da-broo.

- Da-broo.

- Ha, he did it again! Are you absolutely certain of your conclusions? Well, let's move on to the next phase.

- Ahh.

- Ahh.

Oh [beeping]

Hmm? Hmm? Bla-da-da! - Ba! - Oh! Ahh, ahh, ahh.

[beeping]

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! [buzzing]

Baa! And, that's one down.

[breathes deeply]

Hmm.

Oh - Ba-ba-ba.

- Oh.

[beeping]

Ahh Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! [laughing]

[buzzing]

Baa! [laughing]

[laughing]

And that's two! Ha! Gimme! [playing melody]

[gasping]

Ah! He succeeded! Ooh! [playing melody]

What? Okay, just us two, you little creep.

Hmm.

[buzzing]

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh.

Ba-do-bo.

[ding]

I'm afraid you're going to have to rethink your conclusion.

- This creature's a phenomenon.

- Th-This isn't normal.

There's something going on.

It's Hey! Where'd he go? Ahh! He can't just disappear! [man laughing]

[grumbling]

All right, where are ya? Ba.

[panting]

Huh? A-ha! There you are, sneaky.

Okay, I got him.

You can open the door for me.

- I have a better idea.

- Huh? Why don't you, yourself, participate in this little experiment? What, me with the stupid rabbid? Precisely.

[buzzing]

It will only serve to highlight your superior intelligence.

Come on, this is ridiculous.

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba.

All right, you want it, you got it.

[clock ticking]

[grunting]

Huh.

Oh.

Huh! [panting]

Uh! Ba-ba! A-bree-bwa.

- This is impossible! Ahh! - Bo! [laughing]

No! Last test, 2048! - Oh, are you sure? - Yes! All right, let's try.

[man laughing]

[grunting]

[knuckles cracking]

Ahh! - Ba? - You see? I was right! He's just as stupid as the others.

He doesn't know how to play basketball.

- Bo-bo.

- Ha! Ya want it? - Ahh! - Hmm? - [laughing]

Too late.

- Oh.

Oh, oh.

[muttering]

Oh, whoo, ah, raah! Ha! Wait a second! Hmm.

Uh - Bli-blo! - Hey! You are in Ow! Ahh! Ooh! Ow! [stammering]

Aah! Hmm.

Ba! [pinball beeps and bells]

Ow! Ooh! Aah! Ow! Unh! - Bwa-bwa.

- Huh? Ba-ba-ba-bwa.

Ah, ba.

- Ah-ga, ah-ga-ga-ga-ga! - Oh.

[laughter]

- Bwa-bwa-bwa! - Hey! [grunting]

Aah, no! [laughter]

- Hmm.

- Mm? Mm.

Ah-bray-ba-ba-bwa.

Ah, I couldn't agree with you more, my dear colleague.

[laughter]