01x08 - The Revenge

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[Rose] "The Revenge."

It's a fairy tale life! [humming]

Oh, time to pick up Travis for school!

[knocks on door]

Um, excuse me. Hello?

-Mr. and Mrs. Travis' parents!
-[woman] Oh! Come on in, dear!

How many times
do I have to tell you, Rose?

Call me Mrs. B!

And call me Bear! [chuckles]

Now run on upstairs
and see if you can get Travis out of bed.

You got it, Mr. And Mrs. Travis' parents!

-[both] Mm...
-[groaning]

[both sigh]

[gasps]

-Take this! He's a deep sleeper!
-Whoa! Ow.

[Travis] Almost got it...

Oh, come on, statue. Hold it in! [coughs]

Ooh.

Travis?

-[screams]
-Rose!

Oh, Travis! Thought you'd be asleep.

I got up early to-- Ow!

Ah! I'm okay! I'm fine! No worries!

It's super great,
but, um, what are you doing with...

[grunts]

Um, trying to fix...

-[blowing raspberry]
-Huh?

-...a little problem.
-Ugh!

[sighs]

Hmm, well, this is art
that forces you to pay attention.

[chuckles] Anyway, you gotta show it
to your Granny Beauty in art class!

[grunting]

[laughs]

Well, the two of us don't really see
eye-to-eye on art. [groans]

[Beauty] Good morning, class!

Today, let's paint what you see
and see what you paint!

-[snorting]
-Focus on your models, my students!

Absorb every detail!

Hmm, needs work, Rose.

Nicely done, Astoria.

Not bad, Hawk.

Very nice, Vicky. So beautiful.

That's cute, Joy.

-Ugh, Travis! Start over.
-Huh?

Ah! Bad luck Beast! [grunts]

Poor Travis. We gotta do something!

They say,
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

[grunting]

Oh, my grade! My drawing!

It's part of the art now.

-Eww.
-Huh? [laughs]

Beauty is hard to find in the world.
So that is your assignment!

Bring back something beautiful
from outside Regal Academy!

Class dismissed!

Ooh! Travis, let's bring in
one of your sculptures!

My grade is in danger!

What's wrong? Travis' art is beautiful!

Yes, but Arts-Master Beauty
is the one giving out grades and she--

[Travis] Doesn't think they're beautiful.

-[Astoria] Exactly.
-[both] Huh?

Guys, I've got an idea.

An old family friend
runs the art gallery in town.

I'll send him a Frog-o-Gram
and ask to borrow something beautiful!

[ribbitting]

[groans]

Getting rid of them
is going to be even easier than I thought.

How so, Vicky?

Let's just say there's going to be
"potted plants" involved.

-[laughs]
-[both sigh]

[dragon sneezing]

[Beast] Oh! What a bad cold you caught!

[sneezes]

I hope you don't spread it around!

Oh?

[Astoria] Follow me!

[roaring]

Yay!

[roaring]

[laughing, grunting]

Whoo-hoo!

[roaring]

[grunts]

-[roars]
-[laughs]

-[roars]
-Whoa!

[dragon sneezing]

[Gigi squeaking]

[all] Hmm?

-[Astoria] Wow, this place is amazing.
-[Hawk] Amazingly ugh!

[Hawk gags]

-It smells like an old basement in here.
-More like a litter box.

Litter box?

How rude.

[all] Ah!

[laughing]

Best fairy tale ever! Puss in Boots!

Welcome to my gallery.
Please let me know if I can help--

[squealing, laughing]

[both chuckling]

You're such a pretty kitty,
and are those boots Dolce and Gorgonna?

Vera Fang? Fairygamo?

Are they polished dragonhide
or rich Corninthian Goblinbone?

[Astoria] Rose! Rose!

How rude!

My goodness,
would you leave that poor cat alone?

-Huh?
-Ruby?

-[Rose] Oh!
-[Ruby] I apologize for her. She's new.

Let me help you up.

[both groaning]

What a polite young lady you are,
I must say!

Now then...

[groaning]

-Ah. Ah!
-[Ruby laughs]

Oh! Ooh!

I say, that is some tremendous magic
you have there.

Thank you, sir!

[laughs] Really? Straightening up?
That's her power?

No one's every complimented
my magic like that.

I'm from Arts-Master Beauty's class!
I was hoping to borrow a painting.

Um, me, too! I sent the Frog-o-Gram, sir!

And you are associated with the
"It Smells Like Old Litter Box" girl?

[laughing]

Uh...

Um. Yes. Sorry.

Your painting is over there.

If you'll excuse me,

I must personally select the best painting
for this kind student.

Come, come, my dear. Follow me!

[Ruby] Of course!

[grunting]

[Travis] We just got outdone by Ruby.
That's a new low.

Everything is going according to plan.
[laughs]

Don't forget our deal, Vicky.

[laughs] Who could forget a deal made
with a talking schnauzer?

[Joy] Should we wait for Mr. In Boots
to come back?

Well, we don't want to be rude.
Um, rude-er but it is getting late.

Let's take a peek at it before we go...

[schnauzer laughing] At last, we meet!

Revenge is a dish best served eventually,

after waiting one-and-a-half generations
or so.

Revenge for your injustices!

I literally have no idea
what's happening right now.

Um, not to be rude, uh, again,
but which one of us are you talking to?

-The Beast's grandson, of course!
-Aw, he doesn't even know my name.

His name is Travis!

His name is irrelevant!

I spent years mastering
the most powerful magic.

I'll make him even more useless
than a schnauzer!

Taste the curse of the schnauzer!

Everyone get down!

[screaming]

[grunts] What is your problem?

Silence!

You think the Beast
was the only one cursed?

The evil fairy made me a schnauzer
just for being his nephew!

Your grandfather promised to turn me back,
but he never did!

It was probably an honest mistake.

I'll talk to my Grandpa.
It'll be a five minute fix, seriously.

[whimpering]

Too late!

[both grunt]

[laughs] Who's laughing now? It's me!

Now, hammer time!

Hawk, Joy and Astoria
have been transformed into potted plants?

Let's go! Grab the painting!

Don't worry! I know cactus kung fu!

[grunting]

-Oh.
-[grunts]

[both groaning, panting]

-[Rose] Astoria! Come on!
-Oh.

-Hey, hey!
-Quiet, Prickly!

[Rose]
We've got to get them back to the school!

[dragons sneezing]

Hey, Gigì. Wait, these are...?

Dragon tissues?

[schnauzer] Ha-ha!

I'll transform you into all potted plants!

[Travis] Gross. Sticky.

[grunting]

-Ew.
-[screaming, grunting]

Not bad, huh? [grumbles]

[sneezing]

[Hawk] Rotten apple.

The Beast family dragon
got all the others sick, too!

They can't fly!

This is why it's really important to wash
your hands after you use the bathroom.

[gasps] Oh, wow!
Do dragons have bathrooms?

Like, are there stalls?

No, Rose. There is no dragon bathroom.

But they do wash their hands
after they go, right?

[dragons coughing, sneezing]

[screaming]

[laughing] Destroy them!

[Rose] Now that's-- Maybe just turn me
into a poinsettia and we'll call it even?

[Travis] This way!

[Rose] Why couldn't he have turned you
into something with legs?

[Travis] Back the other way!

[gasps]

Nope, today really isn't our day.

Time to fight! [grunts]

Come on!

[Travis] Hawk! Ugh!

Fury Magic!

Take them away!

Did you just make a tornado
full of hammers?

It's... actually pretty cool.

Forget fighting.
Time for the Pumpkin Express!

[grunts] Pumpkin Magic!

[Hawk screams]

[groaning]

-Let's go!
-[chuckles]

-[Hawk screaming]
-[Rose] Whoo-hoo! [laughing]

[sighs] Phew!

We got away!
That actually worked pretty well.

See? It's not all bad luck.

Yeah!

[gasps] I don't know about that. Look!

[laughs] Here we come, potted plants!

[Rose] We made it! Uh-oh!

[all scream, whimper]

[all groan]

What was that?

[growling]

Hey, you can't park in here!

Hammers? Are any of our students hammers?

[vocalizes "I don't know"]

[Travis]
We need Grandpa! He's good with hammers!

[Astoria]
He'll be in the arena with his dragons!

-Man, that is one angry schnauzer.
-Yeah!

[dragon sneezing]

[both] Oh.

-[schnauzer laughing]
-[Rose groaning]

[Travis] Grandpa! A little help here!

Well, well, well!

Travis is finally getting serious
about his training.

Good lad!

Oh, Coach Beast!

That training is perfect for gym class!

Dodging hammers
while carrying potted plants.

Why didn't I think of that?

We're not training! We're in trouble!

[grunting]

This can't get worse!

[shouts] Grandpa!

Ha-ha!

Nowhere to run. Hammers, attack!

Grandpa, help!

You guys are doing great!

[Rose] Coach!
Joy, Hawk and Astoria are the plants!

[grunts] Not good, not good, not good!

[all groaning, grunting]

We're being chased by your nephew
who is a dog

'cause of your family's curse!

Very funny, Rose.
Everyone knows that curse was broken!

Not for everyone! You forgot about me!

I say. Is that a talking schnauzer?

[croaking]

Joy? Oh, right.

[croaks]

[kisses]

[sighs, giggles]

[both scream]

Oh, my frog!

-Maybe that is Joy.
-[gasps]

So they aren't training?

How disappointing!

Quickly, quickly! Get them!

[snarls]

[growling]

[snarls, grunts]

[roars]

[screaming]

[groans, sighs]

Huh?

Now then, let's bring back
our brave students!

-[croaking]
-[squeaking]

[glass breaks]

Everyone ready?

Hold still, number one granddaughter.

[sighs] That feels really good!

And you, Hawk.

Yes! I'm gonna miss being a cactus.
I think I was pretty good at it.

And you, Astoria.

[panting] Never again.
Not having hair is the worst.

And I never got the chance
to be a poinsettia.

Curse you Beasts! This isn't over!

So, what's the deal with this little guy?

He said he was your...
What was it again? Nephew?

You... Oh!

I had a potion made to break your curse.
Didn't you get the memo?

Memo?

Uh, I gave it to the c*ck Spaniel.

The c*ck Spaniel? The c*ck Spaniel?!

I guess he never really liked you, though.

Oh, he'll pay! Don't think he won't!

Hmm, one dose left.

[Travis] I knew it had to be
a misunderstanding.

And like I said, five minute fix.

Sorry about that, little buddy.

c*ck Spaniel!
I will not rest till I have my revenge!

-Revenge, revenge, revenge!
-Uh...

No!

Oh! Did you say a c*ck spaniel?

No, you can't meet him either.

Aw.

Hmph.

[Joy] Well, everything is wrapped up,
nice and neat!

Oh, no.

[grunts]

[ribbit]

[whimpering]

[Rose] What's that?
Something about the painting?

The painting!

Huh? Ah!

[panting] Ah...

[gasping]

Guys, I think our painting
is totally ruined!

Uh... Okay, Travis, this is it.

I know you're hesitating,

but you're the only one
that can save the day

by bringing your statue to Granny!

-Hmm.
-Sometimes good things happen, remember?

Yeah! I'll do it!

Hmm. It is contrived!

Representational! Static!
And the buttons are all wrong.

-[grunting]
-Uh... Hmm?

[groans] She said she doesn't like it.

[laughs]

There, there, Travis.
Nothing to get worked up about.

I'm sure you have so many
wonderful talents, just not art.

Now, let's see
what you've brought us, Rose.

[snorts]

Uh, anyone actually looked
at the painting yet?

-Uh-uh
-[both] Uh...

Uh... [laughs]

Uh...

Well, students, I...
I don't know what to say.

Oh!

[gasps]

Oh!

Exquisite! Divine!
It's as if we could see beauty.

As if beauty were standing
right in front of us.

-A-plus! Well done, Rose!
-Huh?

Uh...

Your team has excelled!

-[gasps]
-[laughing]

Why do I bother?

[laughing] Absolutely perfect!
This is the most beautiful thing!

Even better--

They say,
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

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Is just a magic whole new world ♪

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♪ So place your hand in mine
We're gonna shine ♪

♪ We're gonna fly, we'll touch the sky ♪

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