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04x05 - Doodle League

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Roger Ramjet". Aired: 1965 – 1969.*
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Roger Ramjet is a patriotic and highly moral hero who is typically out to save the world with help from his Proton Energy Pills ("PEP"), which give him "the strength of twenty atom bombs for a period of twenty seconds".

04x05 - Doodle League

Post by bunniefuu »

Roger Ramjet and his Eagles
Fighting for our freedom

Fly through in and outer space.

Not to join 'em but to beat 'em.

Roger Ramjet, he's our man,
Hero of our nation.

For his adventures, just be sure
and stay tuned to this station.

So come and join us, all you kids,
For lots of fun and laughter

As Roger Ramjet and his men
Get all the crooks they're after.

Roger Ramjet, he's our man,
Hero of our nation.

For his adventures, just be sure
and stay tuned to this station.

As the evergreen episode begins,

we find Doodle very upset
arguing with Roger Ramjet.

- Doodle said:
- Why can't I?

- And Roger says:
- Because you're too little.

You could be harm.

But I remenber
when I was a boy...

- You played baseball, Roger?
- No!

And so it was settled.

Doodle has to begin
practice with Lenny's

Laundromat baseball team in
the Lompoc litlle league.

Okay, Doodle, keep trying.
Our first game is tomorrow.

and we wanna be ready.
Oh, hello, Mr. Ramjet.

Hello there.
You're the coach?

That's right.
Is Suds Clog.

I've had been coach for
Laundromat for five years now.

Well, how the team
look this year?

Competition is wise
and we're trouble.

We play last year's champ tomorrow.
A Lautenschlaggers pickle factory.

And they got a bunch
of real workers.

Speacially Pitcher,
kid of Romanoff.

Romanoff?
Not Noodles Romanoff?

I know is Noodle's son.
That's saw. He is m*rder.

Hum, like father, like son.

What's that, Mr Ramjet?

I said, it's harder to run.

I'll see you later, Coach.

Roger told to Doodle
that he would be back later.

But he had an idea.

He knew that wherever Noodles Romanoff,
the man of NASTY involved,

something bad is going to happen.

Roger decide visited the
Lautenschlaggers team practice.

Hmm, not exactly the friendly
teams I've ever seen.

I think I just pick over this
fence and see what's going on.

And sure enough as Roger
raise himself up the sea.

Noodles Romanoff was involved.

And so were the No-goods.

Ok, Prince Baby. Tomorrow is
the big game, we gotta win it.

You daddy has bet
roll in this game.

Don't worry, daddy.
It's a cinch.

With this radio control ball you
gave me I could beat the Yankees. Right?

- You did it.
- Yeah should could.

Don't worry about, pitching.

All you gotta do is
toss the ball.

I have this control
on the stands.

I can guide the ball where so
even Babe Ruth couldn't get put on it.

Nobody will hit you,
prince of mine.

So, that's the plan,
ain't he?

Noodles is betting on little league games
and cheating so he will win the bet.

There's something that's not
up enoguht about this.

And the next day at the game,
sure enough.

Doodle is on the bench
and Roger in the stand.

So as Noodles.

To get in there,
prince baby.

You're out there!

Way to go, sweet arm.

And batter after batter
got better and better.

No onde could
hit the ball.

The Lautenschlaggers were
much better with the Sticks.

When finally happen.

The Lautenschlagger's finaly
scored a run.

and now led the game
one to nothing

with the Laundromats caught
bat for the last time.

Ok, Doodle. I wanna you
go there and let Pintch out.

Pintch who?

Get the bat and
get up there.

You attention, please.
Doodle will hit.

Sounds like something you do
in the art class.

I'll just fix it.
He's one Ramjet's buddies.

Wait till I turn my cheater control.

The poor kid, it doesn't realize he's
trying do accomplish the impossible.

I got to smash that cheater thing.

Doodle is waiting Pitch.

Come in straight as
a spring and he powders it.

Doodle hit a home run.
Doodle is a hero.

Doodle, you won the game.

No, I didn't, Roger.
It's tied up, one the one.

I have a feeling
you're going to win.

Now!

Yes, without the radio
controlled cheating mechanism,

Lautenschlaggers didn't stand
a chance.

The was game still going
on in the next day.

And the last turn
the score was...

Eleven thousand three
hundred fifty two to one.

Proving once again...

Crime doesn't pay.
as well as constrution work.

And once again...

Roger Ramjet, that old American good
guy and devil-may care flying fool,

save the baseball,
and the world, and the little league.

And saturday movies.
And Rock'n Roll.

and a lot other things too.
By gosh!

Subtitles: Kilo

When Ramjet takes a Proton Pill,
The crooks begin to worry.

They can't escape their awful fate
from Proton's mighty fury.

Roger Ramjet, he's our man,
Hero of our nation.

For his adventures, just be sure
and stay tuned to this station.

So come and join us, all you kids,
For lots of fun and laughter

As Roger Ramjet and his men
Get all the crooks they're after.

Roger Ramjet, he's our man,
Hero of our nation.

For his adventures, just be sure,
and stay tuned to this station.