01x13 - The Longest Fight

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♪ Rising up against evil
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♪ Raph is ready for a fight
Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills
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♪ With each other
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[bell dings]

- Yeah!

[rock music]

- Okay, we got pizza rolls,

pizza ba*ls, pizza tots,

pizza puffs,
and duck a l'orange pizza!

- As if today could get
any more perfect.

- Live from Tokyo,

the Extreme
Skateboarding Finals.

- Hey, it's starting, guys.
- Whoo-hoo!

- Huh?

- Three hours of insane tricks.

And the rumors are true--

Sydney Allen will attempt
a 14-40 on the mega ramp.

- Is that even possible?
- No way!

- She's gotta be a mutant.
- Hey.

I bet I could do a 14-40.

- [sighs] I will forego
my usual, "No, don't.

That's four rotations.
That's crazy talk, Leo,"

and skip right ahead to,
"Cover the food."

- For Sydney!

Hot soup!

- Whoa!

- [shouts]

[yelps]

♪ ♪

Oh, yeah!

Cowabunga!

- Huh?
- [grunts]

[laughter]

[crash, electricity crackles ]

- The Wi-Fi!

Wi-Fi.
Skating.

Raph watch.
Donnie fix.

Raph happy.
- I need pre-game.

Stats,
highlights of past stats,

projections of future stats.

We're missing
the stats, people!

- And we're gonna miss Sydney
and the 14-40!

all: [panicked screams]
- Everybody cool it!

There's worse things
in the world than--

oh, who am I kidding?

Our lives are ruined!

No, wait.
I got a fix.

But it ain't gonna be pretty.

Dad, you gotta let us watch TV.
[chattering on TV]

- We'll do anything.

- Anything?
Hmm...

That is more than something
and just shy of everything.

Go on.

- Gourmet dinners.
- Nostril waxing.

- Hey, Raph'll even
carry you around 24/7.

- Oh--ow!

- Despite the generous offer,

I must refuse.

We are in the golden age
of commercials.

I would bring disgrace
on my family

if I missed even one.

- You ever wanted ice cubes
but found pouring water

directly into the freezer
isn't helpful?

[chuckles]
Then you need...

women: ♪ Ice Tray brand
trays for ice ♪

♪ The thrill of chill
in ev-er-y fill ♪

- Okay, ideas, people.

My eyes need extreme
skateboarding ASAP.

- Maybe next time,
let's not put the Wi-Fi

in a high-traffic crash zone.

- Wi-Fi!
That's it.

I know what to do.

[sirens wailing]

[sneaky music]

- Gilbert's Department Store
after hours--

an idea par excellence,
Raphael.

- [laughs] I was due.

- And thanks to April's job
here last year,

we have the Wi-Fi password.

One.
[electronic beeping]

- We'll be right back
with more skateboarding.

Brought to you by Ice Tray
brand trays for ice.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

I love you guys, and
watching this with all of you

is my favorite brother
bonding day of the year.

[victorious music]

crowd: Sydney! Sydney! Sydney!

[crash]
- Did you guys hear that?

- You mean that loud bang?
No.

- Is anyone gonna check it out?
- And miss skateboarding?

Sounds like a job for the guy
who's always telling us

he's our leader.

- Fine, I'll go.

crowd: Sydney! Sydney! Sydney!

[mellow music]

[crash]
- Ah!

[ominous music]

- Did you hear that?

- You mean the loud thud of
a mannequin falling over?

[gulps]
No.

- Well, are you going
to check it out?

- Sounds like a job for the guy

who's always telling
the other guys he's boss,

but it's clear that the
other guy should be the boss

and that creates a lot
of workplace tension.

[chewing]

Fine, I'll go.

Hello?

Mr. Security Guard?

I am a local school child
locked in here after hours.

Can you help me
find my sensei--

I mean, my mommy-san?

Hmm...

- [exhales]

That Foot Face guy--
what's he doing here?

- It was just a mannequin.

Who could have
seen that coming?

Oh, right--me.

- Enough buffoonery.
Get back to work.

[gas whooshes]

[metal sizzling, crackling]

- Not good.

[panting]
Guys!

Those freaky flame-head guys
are back stealing jewelry.

Gear up, fellas.

Time to show 'em
what we think of that.

- Yeah, okay, you mean
like after we're done

watching the finals?
Cool.

- Come on, Leo,
crime never takes a break,

so neither can we.

- I'm not sure I follow.
You mean, like, on commercials?

- Oh, man,
you guys are k*lling me.

[loud crash]

Look, this is serious, fellas.
Okay?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

- [groans]
Fine!

We'll try to do both--

fight bad guys
and watch skating.

Hey, and we are real heroes.
- Yeah!

- Let's get 'em!

- Sydney's signing autographs
for the judges

before she goes.

For those of you
just tuning in,

Sydney Allen is about
to attempt the 14-40

on the Mega-Ramp.

It's the moment skate fans
have been waiting

their whole lives for.

[ ominous music ]

- We've got it!
- All right, hot heads.

- Huh?
- Hand over the ruby ring and--

- Sydney Allen is climbing up
the Mega-Ramp as I speak!

Ninja Turtles:
[excited chatter]

- [clears throat]
crowd: Sydney! Sydney! Sydney!

- Hey,
with ya in a sec, pal.

- Oh yeah!
- Yes!

- [grunts]
- But before she goes,

let's learn a little bit
about our judges.

- Boring!
- Lame!

- Okay--hey!
- Right, right.

Look here, forehead flambé,

we can do this the easy way,
or the hard way.

- But since we only have
a quick minute till

Sydney's back on, we are really
lobbying for the easy way.

- Super easy.
- Less talky, more smashy--

[grunts]
[mannequins clattering]

- So that's a hard pass?

- Nice punch, Hoss.
Too bad I snagged the ring.

- What?

You have no idea
what you're dealing with.

Give it back now!

[expl*si*n]
- These paper guys--[grunts]

- [grunts]

[both grunting]
- Huh?

Attention, all bad guys--
your villainy ends now!

[yips]

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- And now, Sydney's
warm up run on the Mega-Ramp.

- She's back on, guys!

Just an easy run, Sydney.

Save your strength
for the main event.

- [snarls]

- Sydney couldn't be more
primed to slay that 14-40!

- Can we call a quick timeout?

Then I promise we'll go back
to kicking your butts.

[grunting]

[mellow music]

- And if you missed it,
don't worry.

[chuckles]

- 'Cause we got the replay
coming your way.

- Yes!

crowd: Sydney! Sydney! Sydney!

- Down in front.
Come on.

Do I come to your life
and block your view

of your favorite show?
- [grunts]

- You don't mess with NYC!

Not on our watch!

- Your intrusion has
delayed our operation.

- Nobody likes
being interrupted

in the middle of plans
they had their hearts set on.

Am I right?
[laughs]

Good irony, Raph.
Mic drop.

No!
Sydney!

- What's a "Sydney"?

- "What's a Sydney"?

[screams]

- [hollering, grunts]

[mannequin parts clattering]

- What'd I miss?
- Everything.

It's a commercial again.
- [grumbles]

- ...But found
pouring water directly

into the freezer
isn't helpful?

Then you need...

women: ♪ Ice Tray brand
trays for ice ♪

- My Sydney box!
No!

women: ♪ In ev-er-y fill ♪
- A trade.

Tell the purple one to give us
back our plundered prize,

and then I'll return
your precious phone.

- Or we can do it my way.

Yes!
Guys, catch it!

- [groans]
No!

- [shrieks]
- No!

Take me instead!

Wait, Donnie's tablet!
It's our last hope!

- Phalange sandwich!

all: [groan]
- Yes!

- [snarls]
- [grunting]

[both yelp]

- Huh?

[both growling]

- [whoops]

[combative music]

[both screaming]

- Huh?
Ah!

all: [horrified screams]
[electricity crackling]

- No!
- No way!

- Is there even anything left
to fight for?

- [gasps]

[laughs]

- [sighs] You think
she got it on her first try?

- If anybody could.
- My bad, fellas.

I never should of thought
we could watch Sydney

and stop them.

- You were right.
We're heroes.

Heroes don't wait
until commercial.

Wait, where'd they go?

- Fool!

- They've got the ruby ring!

- Aww, nah.
They ruined our night.

We're ruining theirs.
[grunts]

[heavenly music]

Hey, Leo,
another try at the 14-40?

- Cowabunga!

[rock music]

[whoops]

♪ ♪

- Yeah!
- Yes!

[both screaming]
- [laughs]

- [grunts]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

- Not a 14-40,

but three rotations
and a ring-saving steal.

Boo-to-the-yah!
- [excited grunting]

Too bad.
So sad.

Better luck next time.

- [coughing]
- [grumbles]

- Look what I found
at the guard desk.

It's battery powered!

- Yes!
- Yeah!

- So close on the first two.

I bet she's gonna
nail the 14-40 now.

- I believe in you, Sydney!
- Let's go, Sydney!

- I'll say it again--
I love you guys.

- Last chance.
Can she do it, folks?

One, two, three--

- We interrupt our program
to report a break-in

at Gilbert's Department Store.

all: No!

- Nooo!

[sirens wailing]

- [cackles]
Fools.

They thought we were after
a puny ring.

[ominous music]