01x07 - Choose Your Weapons

[bunniefuu]

[T.J. reading]

-Whoo!
-Man, you're just too good.

Even four on one,
we haven't got a chance.

[T.J.] I'm gonna handle
these two chromedrones first.

Another gorilla?
T.J., you can't take on all of them.

[T.J. grunts]

-T.J., are you okay?
-No, I'm good. I can just go--

[groans]

This is what happens
when you don't...

[all] Stick to the plan.

Right.

Some are missing.

Switchblade.

Just walked right in.

-Johnny?
-Listen, I don't have much time.

-You're Switchblade?
-Yes, but listen--

-You're the one who's been attacking us.
-Please!

[♪ dub-step music playing]

Game seven.
T.J. has the ball.

Five, four, three.

For the championship!

Oh. Hey, guys.
Didn't see you there.

This is your boy, T. J.

just checking in
with my fan base

to let you know
what I've been up to.

Let's start with
what I ate for breakfast.

[laughing]

[Helmsworth] Tango Mike.
Need all five of you to suit up.

We're getting a distress
signal in Sector seven.

-Tango Mike. Who's Mike?
-Tango Mike.

Military jargon for
serious trouble out there.

-Gotta roll.
-Time to tango.

Where's T.J.?

I think I saw him in the gym.

I'm sure he heard
the alarm too.

...followed by
a six-egg protein shake

with organic raw goat's milk

and a triple egg chaser.

Whoo!

And they win the championship!

Game over. T.J.!

Once again, you can't stop him.

[♪ theme song playing]

♪ Armor up, Armorsaurs ♪

♪ Defenders of the world ♪

♪ Heroes with a cause ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Save the day, united ♪

♪ Come on, let's go! ♪

♪ Armor up! Armor up! ♪

♪ Armorsaurs! ♪

♪ Here we come,
Here we come ♪

♪ A-Armorsaurs
Here we come ♪

♪ Armor, up, Armorsaurs ♪

♪ Defenders of the world ♪

♪ Heroes with a cause ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Save the day, united ♪

♪ Come on, let's go! ♪

♪ Armor up!
Armor up! ♪

♪ Armorsaurs! ♪

[roaring]

[Dr. Chandler] Sector seven
is the wash area,

the outskirts of the city.

Stay alert.

[roaring]

[Dr. Chandler] The distress signal seems
to have disappeared.

That's strange.

Scope out the area
and don't engage

-unless you're provoked.
-[Liam] Copy that.

And the location
is definitely compromised.

Uh, there's VenomWalkers.

How many VenomWalkers
are you dealing with?

[Liam] Only two,
but they're flanking me.

Why is he even out there alone?

The rest of the team is following.

Guys, what's your 10-20?

[radio static]

Where's Cobalt?

She's still in her pen.

What do you mean?

Where's T.J.? T.J.?

-I recommend eggs...
-T.J., where are you?

...but of you some might prefer
going nuts with nuts.

[Liam] I'll try to hold
them off and wait for the others.

Come on, Ajax.

We can handle two of these.

[Dr. Chandler] Perhaps you can stall
until backup arrives.

[Liam] I don't think that these
VenomWalkers are in a waiting mood.

Dr. Chandler, they're too quick.

Hang in there, Liam.

I've tried contacting the rest
of the team. No response.

It's two against one.
Don't go in there alone.

[Liam] I got this.

Liam, Colonel Helmsworth
is right. Wait for the rest of your team.

Jessalyn, something is wrong.

We've lost all contact
with the others.

[Liam grunting]

Ah!

[grunting]

VenomWalkers down.

-Fantastico!
-Fantastico?

It's Spanish.

It's Switchblade.
This whole thing was a trap.

Of course, Switchblade must have scrambled
our comms with Joon and the girls.

[Joon] Liam!

Joon, it's a trap.
Where are Prisca and Paloma?

[Joon] I lost contact
on the way here.

Looks like
Switchblade set this up

to target you,
using Liam as bait.

[Liam] Oh, no.
we're completely surrounded.

[Joon] I gotta help him.

No! Joon, it's a setup.
It's you he wants.

Joon, return to base, now!

[Liam] No. Ajax.

Your armor can't
take any more of this.

[Liam grunting]

[groaning]

[Joon] Liam!

Joon. Just who I wanted.

Take him!

[Liam] Come on, Velox.

[groans]

[grunts]

[♪ tense music playing]

[Paloma] Colonel Helmsworth,
can you hear us?

We've arrived at the location.

[Liam groaning] Oh, no.

-[Prisca and Paloma] Joon!
-[Liam] This is not good.

Oh, no.

[Paloma] Huh? Where is he?

[Prisca panting]

[Paloma] Joon!

-[Prisca] Oh, no.
-He's gone.

What were you thinking? You...

have completely
lost your mind.

Your team was out there without you.

-I couldn't hear--
-No! There is no excuse.

But I really couldn't--

You were supposed
to be with your team.

And now Switchblade has Joon.

And Velox is wounded.

You were too busy creating
content for your fans.

You didn't even hear
the call to suit up.

So your fanbase
is more important to you?

You need all those likes
more than you need your team.

To be fair, T.J. does have
a lot of followers.

Yeah, over two million.

-[laughs] Wow, that is a lot.
-Chandler!

I don't care if T.J. has...

a billion followers.
When you are here,

when you are under my command,

this team comes first.

Do you all understand?

Oh, that's not good.

[Helmsworth] What? What is it?

Looks like we had
some witnesses at the fight.

Civilians.

[man] Cass, Cass,
are you getting this?

Are you seeing...

Were they recording?

Liam, did you see them there?

No. Oddly, I was more
focused on the VenomWalkers firing at me.

Well, they definitely saw you.

And they recorded all of it.

VenomWalkers, you, me, Liam.

[sighs] And Joon
getting kidnapped by Switchblade.

[men chatter excitedly]

And of course, the dinosaurs.

And some randos
logged video evidence

of our super secret mission

to protect Earth
from destruction by evil aliens.

[scoffs]

Yes, and if the normal
human population

finds that
the extraterrestrials are here

and that dinosaurs still exist,
it would cause utter pandemonium.

Wait. Prisca. We know them.

-It's Cass--
-And Jess. Right. They're vloggers.

The Myth-Ventures guys?

Vloggers, as in people
who upload videos

to the Internet
for everyone to see.

Yo, Fake-It-Nation.

It's the debunking master,

-your boy Cass.
-And it's Jess.

And we are Myth-Ventures!

[both cheering]

[Jess] And if you're here,
you know it's time

for fake it or make it
on this week's episode of...

[both] Myth-Ventures!

You know what that means.

We investigate local tall tales

-and try and saw it off at the knee.
-[imitates chainsaw starting]

Can't say I'm fond of those guys.

Cass and Jess went
to high school with us.

Paloma didn't exactly
get along with them.

[laughs] They're...
How should I put this?

Idiots. I started a vlog,
a fashion vlog.

And then, so did they.

And they always did this
weird air guitar thing like...

[imitates guitar]

They got taken with Joon.
Switchblade has them.

Well, that solves that problem. [laughs]

I bet Switchblade has a special way
to deal with morons.

-Paloma!
-Paloma may be right.

What? Really? Doesn't anyone care
about these guys?

I mean, they're--

If they got taken with Joon,
we can rescue them too. And...

We've dealt
with similar situations.

I have a plan in mind.

Switchblade will be expecting us.

It could be another trap.

I'm gonna need more intel before
we attempt any rescue mission.

You're absolutely right.

What do you think we should do?

I just think it's too risky
to go in there

without knowing
the exact location of Joon.

And if we're not careful,

instead of losing just one pilot,
we could lose all five.

Who knew that Dr. Chandler
cares about us after all?

Wait, I have an idea.

These vloggers, they had a camera.

But look, they also had
a smaller helmet cam linked

to a server, most likely
for live broadcast.

So you think they already
uploaded the footage?

I'm not sure. But what I'm saying is that

it must have an IP address.

You're a genius, Liam.

We can hack into that camera,

-and it'll--
-Give us eyes on the inside.

And the exact location of Joon.

[chuckles] Great idea, Liam.

[♪ tense music playing]

Hello, Joon. Nice to see you again.

And you are?

-I'm Cass.
-And I'm Jess.

[both] And we are Myth-Ventures!

Cue the theme music.

[imitates guitar] Yeah!

Oh, yeah. Myth-Ventures.

Never heard of you.

[yells] What do you want?

How's it going?

Have you connected to that camera yet?
You need some coffee?

-He's locked in.
-Here.

I can see that.

Look, guys, I'm really
sorry about earlier.

I should have been out there.

That's okay, T.J.

I mean, I have no idea where you find
the time to keep up your social following.

And if you don't post,
you're no longer relevant.

Yeah, maybe.

But I should have been
out there with you guys.

I kind of wonder sometimes, you know?

Here we are in all of this,

and it's really cool and all, I mean,

dinosaurs and aliens, right?

Wild.

But... I don't know.

Sometimes I miss the life I had before.

I guess... keeping up with my followers
makes me feel like I'm still...

-Me.
-Yeah.

I understand.

I miss my old life too sometimes.

-And wearing more than one outfit.
-[chuckles]

Yes!

I found it.

-There's Switchblade.
-[Paloma] And there's Joon.

That's... that's the warehouse
we rescued Ajax from.

Cobalt and T.J. blew through
the wall to get in there.

Precisely.

Suit up.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[roars]

[roars]

[both roar]

We don't have much time, Joon.

Helmsworth and Dr. Chandler
will have most likely

figured out where you are,
where I am.

Any moment now, your team will come

crashing in here to rescue you,

maybe even try
to capture me. But...

I will be gone.

So...

tell me, where is your brother?

Why would I tell you that?

You don't even
know where he is, do you?

Don't you think it's odd

that I know more about Su than
they're telling you?

[dinosaur roars]

[T.J.] Paloma and Prisca,
you guys get Joon.

Liam, get the VenomWalkers
in front of us.

-I'll take the ones behind us.
-[Liam] Logical.

[mechanical whirring]

[Liam grunts]

So close.

[grunting] Almost there.

[Paloma whispering]
I'm not seeing the chromedrones.

I think we can get to Joon.
Come on, let's go.

-[growls]
-[Paloma] Uh-oh.

[♪ dramatic music continues]

[Paloma] Oh, no,
no, no, no, no!

[Prisca grunts]

[Paloma] Great job, girls.

Now let's go get Joon.

[T.J.] How you doing, Liam?

[Liam] Momentarily frustrated
but I'm working on a solution.

All right, Ajax.

Let's get a running start.

[powering up]

Fantastico!

I got the VenomWalker, T.J.

All I needed was a little boost.

[T.J.] All right, VenomWalkers.
This one's for Joon.

Whoa!

Yes! We crushed 'em, Cobalt.

[bellowing]

[Liam] Okay, Ajax, let's finish this.

[Prisca] Colonel Helmsworth,
we've got eyes on Joon.

[both groaning]

[Paloma] I got you, Joon.

[pants]

Dude, this is totally gonna go viral.

♪ Myth-Ventures! ♪

[imitating guitar]

-Whoo!
-[laughs]

And we also have that little problem.

-[imitating guitar]
-Stop.

Okay, vidiots. Talk.

Paloma, hit it.

What exactly is your plan
with this little video of yours?

Wait. Paloma? Is that you?

-How you been, girl?
-Yes, it's me, Jess.

And we just saved
your sorry poser butts.

Well, we're still gonna
release the footage

in case you're gonna
ask us not to.

It's gonna blow up on the Internet,
and you can't stop us.

Yeah, we figured you'd say
something like that.

So go ahead, release it.

Wait, what?

Isn't this all some sort
of top secret place?

Aren't you guys concerned
about being exposed?

Surely you cannot believe

that you are the first civilians

to see our dinosaurs?

You're not.

We have a contingency
for these sort of people.

-Contingency?
-[Jess] Wait!

They're gonna unalive us!

-Cass! Oh, my God.
-[Helmsworth] No!

No, we are not
going to unalive you.

We don't do that sort of thing.

Anymore.

We're going to do something worse.

[both] Worse?

We're going to discredit you

and your account of dinosaurs.
You'll be...

out of business.

No more air guitar for either of you.

We have our own
little video to release.

[both screaming] No!

-[imitates guitar]
-[Paloma] Stop it!

Sixty-five trillion-billion
years ago,

mankind fought alongside dinosaurs

to save the world

against an attacking asteroid.

[gruff voice] I'm Mr. Blaze.

[high-pitched]
And I'm Uncle Pulse.

I'm Ajax.

Yo, Cobalt's the name.

Velox.

-[all laughing]
-[gasps] Oh, look!

An enemy rogue asteroid

is threatening to extinct us.

Come with me through the--

Come with me through this expensive,

swirling time portal
special effect to the relative safety

of the future,

where computer generated dinosaurs
battle for mankind's future.

Look out! [imitates g*nshots]

[Pulse imitates g*nshots]

[all tittering]

-Ow! Ow!
-Ow! Ow!

This is the best way
to discredit those vloggers' video.

And no one's gonna believe
this is real now.

Oh, I think it was quite good.

I almost feel bad for them.

-Almost.
-[phone chiming]

Whoa. Check this out.

-[scoffs]
-Oh, wow.

We have a rather large following.

-Almost as much as you, T.J.
-[Helmsworth] Wait.

Does this mean we have to post content

-all the time now?
-I've been studying

the algorithm for some time,

and all we have to do
is post three times a day.

No!

Absolutely not.

But, Jessalyn,
did you see me up there?

T. J., are you deleting your page?

What about all your followers?

You get thousands of likes a day.

Maybe it's time for me to move on.

Besides, the only likes
that really matter are you four.

And, of course...

our dinosaurs.

Colonel Helmsworth?

You need to tell me where Su is.

[♪ Tomorrow X Together "Eyes"
playing]