16x02 - Curse of the WereDoodle/Gorilla Suit Day

[bunniefuu]

[seagulls squawking]

Are ya ready, kids?

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

I can't hear you!

[kids] Aye-aye, Captain!

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪

[Painty the Pirate laughs]

[jaunty flute melody]

Argh!

- [seagulls squawk]
- [waves crash]

♪

[French narrator] It was a dark
and studious night...

[yawns]

Thanks for helping me cram
for my driver's exam.

[snoring]

[wearily] Question 307:

What gear should you use

when making a twenty-point turn?

Hmm. Let's see...

Twenty points
divided by X number of gears,

times the radius
of a steel belted tire...

[sighs]

♪ whimsical musical flourish ♪

[snoring]

♪ dramatic musical flourish ♪

[nonsensical gibberish]

[grunting]

[grunts] Nyah!

[grumbling]

- [gibberish continues]
- [crunch]

Ouch!

Paper cut!

♪ Dramatic musical flourish ♪

♪ eerie tinkling instrumentals ♪

Ooh, pretty! [mumbles]

[French narrator]
If a fool in the dark of night

should doodle
by the moon's pale light,

a WereDoodle they shall become,
alright?

[howls]

Zee next morning.

[snores, sighs]

Oh, that must've been
one wild night of studying.

I don't remember a thing!

[meows loudly]

How are you this morning, Gary?

[yowls]

- ♪ dramatic musical flourish
- [alarm blares]

My boating exam!

I'm late!

[panting]

I hope everyone studied!

[gasps] SpongeBob's not here?

Maybe he quit!

Maybe I'm free!

- Maybe...
- Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Puff!

[sighs woozily]

Not as sorry as I am.

Now, class, you may start
the exam.

♪ Jaunty music plays ♪

[French narrator reads text]

♪ eerie tinkling instrumentals ♪

Huh?

[gasps]

♪ otherworldly music plays ♪

That's a weird rash.

Sorry, Mrs. Puff, I need to go
to the restroom!

But we're in the middle of a...

test.

[whimpers]

What? Oh! [strains]

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

[gibberish]

[grumbles, howls]

[exclaims, growls]

[nonsensical gibberish]

[laughter]

Huh? Who drew this?

I don't look like that!

[nonsensical gibberish]

Ah!

Oh!

[shouts]

♪ fast-paced whimsical music
plays ♪

[panicked chattering]

[growls]

[gasps]

[titters maniacally]

[yelps]

[exclaims]

[woozily] Pencils down, class.

♪ Music fades ♪

[French narrator reads text]

[moans woozily]

What happened? Where am I?

Shh! The library.

The library?

I think I'm overdue... to leave!

Whoa! [grunts]

I better get dressed
and get to work!

Activate emergency pants!

[panting] Hey, Gary!

Can you give me a lift to work?

Meow.

♪ Whimsical musical transition ♪

[French narrator reads text]

[SpongeBob] Phew!
What a crazy day!

It's good to get back
to flipping patties.

Hey, SpongeBob,
can you cover for me?

It's time for my sanity break.

♪ Light, jaunty music plays ♪

[echoing] Two jobs at once?

A dream come true!

Knock yourself out.

No, really. Do it.

I'd like to order some food!
It's a belly emergency!

♪ Eerie tinkling instrumentals ♪

Of course, Patrick!

♪ Dramatic music plays

[grunts]

[growls, snarls]

Ooh!

Nice magic trick!

Do it again!

Sorry, I forgot my sheet music!

Where is
that scatterbrained sap?

Hello! I'm right here.

SpongeBob!

Ugh! That little twerp doodled
all over my order pad.

[nonsensical gibberish]

Is that DoodleBob thing back?

♪ Dramatic music plays ♪

- Ah! No, it's even worse!
- [howling]

[growls]

[nonsensical gibberish]

Oh. Ah!

[grumbles]

[both scream]

[clamoring]

Whoa! Free Krabby Patty!

A little sketchy.

[crowd screaming, clamoring]

What in the name of outboard
motors is going on here?

[growling]

[gasps] Me precious money!

- [grunts, shrieks]
- [howling]

Oh, what did you do
to me little darlings?!

[growling]

Ow!

[shouting] Me carapace!
[groans]

[saw whirring]

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

[all groaning, murmuring]

[howls]

[nonsensical gibberish]

[nonsensical gibberish]

[chomp, gulp]

Huh? Wah!

[nonsensical gibberish]

Hmm? [yelps]

I am upended!

♪ Music fades ♪

♪ eerie music plays ♪

What was that horrible creature?

I've seen this before...

in me old navy days!

Old navy days?

- [guffawing]
- Where have you been?

He was obviously attacked,
like the rest of us,

by a vicious WereDoodle!

[thunder rumbles]

[gasps] A bear poodle?

No! A WereDoodle!

There be only one thing
that can stop a WereDoodle...

A silver eraser!

Who wants to join me posse

and erase this WereDoodle
for good?!

Let's get that
two-dimensional twerp!

[crashes]

Count me in, Mr. Krabs!

I haven't been in a posse
in weeks!

Glad to have you aboard, boy-o!

[whispers]
But put some clothes on.

[chuckles nervously]
Will do, Mr. Krabs.

Activating backup
emergency pants!

♪ Whimsical musical flourish ♪

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

Graphite!

It's close.

Pencils!

Get your freshly sharpened
pencils!

♪ Eerie tinkling instrumentals ♪

♪ otherworldly music plays

[sighs woozily]

[nonsensical gibberish]

- [grumbles]
- Oh!

[whimpers]

No! No! No!

[nonsensical gibberish]

[grumbles]

[titters]

Care for a caricature, sir?

♪ Otherworldly music plays ♪

[snarling, growling]

[growls]

All you had to say was
no thank you!

- [nonsensical gibberish]
- Ooh!

I am suspended!

[clamoring]

- [grumbling]
- WereDoodle!

I've got a silver eraser here

and I'm not afraid to use it!

[whimpering]

[grunting]

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

[nonsensical gibberish]

DoodleBob?

[nonsensical gibberish]

I think it's trying to tell us
something.

He said the WereDoodle is
frightened and misunderstood!

Hmm... who are you?

I'm DoodleBob's wife!

Tell them, dear!

[nonsensical gibberish]

He's sorry WereDoodle
caused so much trouble.

Isn't that right, dear?

He'll remove the curse

and turn it
back into a normal person.

[grunts]

[squelching]

[crowd gasps]

Didn't she say a normal person?

SpongeBob?!
You were the WereDoodle?

I was?!

How embarrassing!

The menace of the WereDoodle
is over!

Huzzah for DoodleBob!

[all] Huzzah!

Thanks for the help, DoodleBob.

Ow! Oh!

Paper cut...

Come on down to Pencil Paradise

for all your pencil needs!

♪ Eerie tinkling instrumentals ♪

Eee! [grumbles]

[howls]

Uh-oh.

[clamoring]

[howls, chitters]

♪

[snoring]

- [horn blares]
- [exclaims]

[imitates gorilla's roar]

♪ bombastic action music plays ♪

[growls, hoots]

[gasps]

Hey, Patrick! It's...

[imitates gorilla's roar]

[crashing thud]

[both] Gorilla Suit Day!

Got the hat?

Got the suit, baby?

[inhales deeply]

[blows prolonged raspberry]

[tinkling]

[guffawing excitedly]

Thank you. Thank you.

Um, zip me up?

Ooh, a little silver french fry!

A snack for later!

Rawr!

How's my costume?

♪ Comical horn flourish ♪

[laughs]

You almost fooled me there!

[loud, clanging thud]

Let's fool everybody!

[hoots]

[laughs]
Hey, come back, gorilla!

[hooting, grunting]

[guffawing]

Oh! [tittering quietly]

Oh no! My "gorilla"

has escaped from the zoo!

Come back here, "gorilla"!

- He-he!
- Gorilla?!

[all screaming]

Gorilla!

[hooting]

Gorilla!

[laughing happily]

- Mad gorilla!
- [all screaming]

[grunting, hooting]

[light music plays in store]

Rawr!

[gulping]

Don't get near his mouth!

He's a hungry gorilla!

[muffled groan]

[wailing]

- [clamoring]
- ♪ dramatic musical flourish ♪

We fooled everyone!

We sure did!

Well, I guess the fun is over.

It's time for me
to go to work anyway.

Uh, unzip me?

♪ Light whimsical music plays ♪

Oh! Huh.

Some idiot broke the zipper.

We'll have to saw it off!

Uh... [laughs nervously]
No time!

I'll just go to work
as a gorilla.

See ya!

♪ Music fades ♪

Good morning, Squidward!

No, it isn't.

Ooh, sure is hard to see
with this mask on.

But suit or no suit,
it's time to make the patties!

Whoa!

Spatty?!

Spatty!

♪ Jaunty music plays ♪

Oh! There you are.

Let's see...

I'll need patties...

veggies...

buns...

Little bit of this,
little bit of that...

And... voilà!

That looks right.

[humming happily]

Whoa!

Oh, was it...
Na-na... Whoopsie!

Order up!

[yelps] Ahh!

- [clanging thud]
- [grunts]

[slurps]

Mmm...

SpongeBob, why are you...

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

a gorilla?!

A "goriller"?!

[all] A "goriller"?!

[all screaming]

I'm not a "goriller,"
I'm a griller!

It's me, SpongeBob!

I just can't get
this gorilla suit off!

See? [straining]

Typical.

No wild animals allowed,
even fake ones!

Now go home, and don't come back

until you take
that monkey suit off!

Actually, Mr. K,
gorillas aren't monkeys,

- they're classified as...
- Get out!

[hooting sadly]

[grunting]

Aw...

Well, until I get the suit off,

I might as well enjoy it!

[hooting happily]

- [growls]
- [screams]

[gasps, splutters] Shh-shh!

[fusses]

[shushing frantically]

[crying]

- [loud wailing]
- [siren blips]

We are live on the scene

where a rampaging wild gorilla
is attacking a baby!

- What?
- Excuse me, sir!

- Are you a zookeeper?
- [inhales deeply]

Why, yes, I am!

My gorilla has escaped
from the zoo!

There you have it, folks.

Every parent's worst nightmare!

Animal control will take over
from here!

Patrick! Do something!

Don't worry, SpongeBob,
I won't ruin the prank!

Shh!

[sadly] Patrick!

[truck backup alarm beeping]

I told you,
I'm not a real gorilla!

Today is Gorilla Suit Day!

That's what all the gorillas
say!

Now get back in there!

[straining]

Settle down,
you pigheaded primate!

[grunting]

[gorilla snarling softly]

♪ gentle whimsical music plays ♪

Hi, gorillas! I'm SpongeBob!

[hooting softly]

- Aww...
- Look, hon, gorillas!

I didn't prepare anything
but I'll do my best!

Oo-oo-oo! Ah-ah-ah!
Ee-ee-ee!

Oh-oh-oh!

[all] Huh?

- [imitates gorilla hooting]
- [cheering]

Oo-oo-oo! Ah-ah-ah!
Ee-ee-ee!

Ooh! Free peanuts?

I'm never taking this suit off!

[thunderous roar]

[grunting, snarling softly]

[boat buzzes]

♪ soft dramatic music plays ♪

[slurping, gulping]

Here we are, Fifi!

Time for yum-yums!

And you can show off
your new gold sweater!

- Hmm!
- [gulping]

[both gasp]

Fifi!

- [moans]
- [Fifi growls]

My worm is offended!

SpongeBob! I said
take that gorilla suit off!

[growling]

[sniffing]

[hooting]

[giggles]

[clattering]

SpongeBob, you animal!

Those patties are coming
out of your pay!

[yelps] Oh!

You can't fry me,
I'm not even battered!

[off-key melody resonates]

[shrieks]

Hmph! SpongeBob sure is
acting weirder

than usual today.

- [roaring]
- [plays wheezing, squeaky note]

SpongeBob!

Put me down!

You're not fooling anyone
with your...

[imitates hooting]

[groaning]

[grunting]

I hate Gorilla Suit Day.

♪ Dramatic music plays ♪

[hooting wildly]

- [roars]
- [moans woozily]

[screams]

[pilot] Chief,
we found the gorilla!

Requesting orders!

[groaning]

[Squidward yells]

[pilot] Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

[roaring]

We are live
at Mrs. Puff's lighthouse,

where another escaped gorilla
is wreaking havoc.

With me again
is the gorilla's zookeeper.

♪ News bulletin music
plays briefly ♪

[grunts]

Hey, buddy!

[quietly] I think we might be
taking this prank

a little too far.

I was gonna eat this,

but perhaps it could be used

as some sort of
zipping implement...

So let's try
and get that suit off ya!

Here we go.

- Huh?
- [growls]

[Patrick] SpongeBob!

Since when do you wear boxers?

[squeals sheepishly]

[hooting nervously]

♪ dramatic music plays ♪

Falling gorilla at 12 o'clock!

[gorilla wailing]

♪ music ends ♪

- ♪ gentle music plays
- [SpongeBob hums]

Mmm! Crunchy! Huh?

[growling]

Hello! Care to join us?

[thunderous roar]

I think I've eaten
enough lice today!

Bye!

[sighs]

How can I go back to work

if I can't get this suit off?

[straining]

- Hmm...
- ♪ ethereal music plays ♪

Oh-oh-oh! I've got an idea!

♪ Lively whimsical music plays ♪

One Yellow Sponge Person
costume.

Perfect!

[grunting]

There! Good as new!

SpongeBob, you're back!

Yup! And just in time, too!

Because as you know,
tomorrow is...

[both] Kangaroo Suit Day!

I can't wait until morning!
Let's get a jump on it!

[guffawing excitedly]

[both laughing happily]

♪ cheery music plays ♪

- ♪ upbeat music plays
- [Squidward screams]

Ooh, if I never see
another gorilla,

it'll be too soon!

[growls]

Oh no! Another one!

- [shrieks]
- [gorilla giggles]

♪