06x07 - George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, 'You 'Sta Loca Good'

[bunniefuu]

Man, I can't wait
to start watching

all those games
on the premium package.

My paperwork says you only paid
for the basic package.

Huh. I wonder
what we can do about that.

By the way,
I got you a beer, man.

It's a hot day to be putting up
a satellite dish.

Thanks, but I can't drink
while I'm working.

You know, when no one's looking,
people do all kinds of things.

I'm not g*y.

Well, neither am I,

but if I was, I could never
land a stud like you.

What is that,
a utility belt? Nice.

If you want the premium package,
you gotta pay for it.

All right, man.
Take it easy. Relax.

I'm just gonna put the beer down
here on top of this $20 bill.

I'm not gonna lose my job
over $20 and a beer.

Fine. Be that way then.
There's a beehive up there.

I'm not gonna tell
you where it is now.

Sir, I'm allergic to bees.
I could die.

All right then.
It's right there, baby.

Can you hang here
with the satellite guy?

I'm gonna go running.

Oh, oh, oh, Angie.

Remember how you got us
all those free channels

from the cable guy?

I am not gonna flirt
with some stranger

just so you can get
more sports channels.

This isn't just for me.

There are all those
lady channels out there

with strong women...

Earning respect
in a man's world.

Now you get out there
and shake it.

You know
you're my best girl.

Go on the stroll for daddy.

All right.


coming right up.

I just hope he doesn't have
a heart condition.

Hey, but keep it classy.
We're still married.

You want
the channels or not?

All right,
then go ahead.

I'm about
to go for a run.

You don't mind
if I stretch here, do you?

Go right ahead.

I wonder if there's
a yoga channel

on the premium package.

That'd be nice.

There is.
Pay for it, and you'll get it.

You know, sometimes people
do favors for each other.

All right,
I'll tell you what I'll do.

There's a dead bird
in your gutter.

I'll throw it away
for you.

So?

He didn't go for it.
He must be g*y.

I wish. I'd be watching
the Lakers right now.

Finally, we're getting
satellite TV.

Are we getting
all the movie channels?

Ahem. Nah, you know,
it's too expensive.

I'm not paying
for all that.

What? You don't have
to pay for it.

They said we're not getting
any of the movie channels.

I'm so bummed... Allen.

Oh, "e-n"
instead of "a-n."

Someone likes
to break the rules.

You're really supposed
to pay for it.

But I'm just a college girl.
I don't have any money.

The only thing I do for fun
is go to parties.

Maybe you could go with me
sometime, Allen with an "e-n."

I guess I could give you all
the channels free for a year.

Thank you so much.
You rock!

So when's this party?

Oh,
I'll meet you over there.

I got the channels.
Mission accomplished.

You know, when you use
your looks to get things,

you're
just demeaning yourself.

It's only demeaning
when it doesn't work, baby.

I don't get it. Why did it
work for her and not me?

It always works for me.

Come on.
Look, we did it as a team.

I was starting pitcher,
you were the middle relief,

and Veronica
was our closer.

I don't understand
your sports metaphors.

Then I'll put it
in cheerleading terms.

You know when
they make a pyramid?
Mm-hmm.

We're the fat chicks
on the bottom.

All right. Listen up.

It's that time of the year
again.

The boss is having
his birthday party this weekend,

and he wants everyone
to come... in costume.

Costumes? What are we, 8?

Let's just be thankful it's not
a pajama party this time.

We all remember
Ernie's peekaboo accident.

Can't believe it took you


Wow, mom, you finally hooked
an rich, old guy.

Do you know where
your wallet is, sir?

I changed
my community service.

I got sick of picking up trash
off the freeway,

so now I take old people
to their doctor's appointments.

Where's the bathroom?
I'm getting close.

I just started.

Oh.

Hey, Angie.
Hey, Angie.

Ernie.
White wine, please.

You're not gonna believe what
happened at the mall today.

Oh, a story about the mall--
wow, I can't wait to hear it.

Uh, Tequila.

Veronica and I
were shopping,

and some weird guy
was following us.

We go try clothes on
in the dressing room,

and he peeks at Veronica
while she's changing.

Did you tell security?

No, I was too upset. He didn't
even try to look in my room.

Angie,
are you on this again?

Look, we talked about it
last night.

You look great, baby.
This is all in your head.

Was that in my head?

Because when I walked in,
they barely said hi.

Angie,
what do you expect?

Okay, you're the boss' wife.
Veronica--she's single.

Eh, Ernie said hi to you.

That doesn't count. He's had
a crush on me since high school.

I think I'm losing it.

No, you're not.

First the satellite guy,
then the pervert at the mall...

I'm getting older.

Okay. No more carbs,
go to the gym twice a day,

and I might need
to start Botox.

Angie, this is crazy.
You're beautiful.

Listen to me.

You're as beautiful
as a woman could possibly be

for your age.

What did I say?!

So...

Trouble in paradise,
George?

Gina, not now.
Really, not ever.

All I can say is
if your marriage goes south

and you end up
on the rebound...

Boing, boing.

* all my friends

* know the low rider

Hey, Max, come here.
I want to try this thing out.

It's going crazy.

What? One of the guys from
shipping asked me to the party.

What do you guys think

of my little red riding hood
outfit?

I think next year
for my birthday,

I want to have
a costume party,

and there's only
one person invited. Hello.

I'd send you
to your room right now,

but I don't think
that'd be a punishment.

Do you guys have
a picnic basket I could use?

Yeah.
It's in the garage.
Cool.

Oh, hey, Veronica.
Hmm?

Can you do me a favor?

You know, Angie's going
through some stuff,

and, uh... she's not feeling
so pretty right now.

That's ridiculous.
She's gorgeous.

I know, but she doesn't feel
gorgeous because she thinks

you're attracting
all the attention, so...

Tonight at the party,
could you just, you know,

tone it down
a little bit?

"Tone it down"?

You know,
you just need some help. Here.

Uncle George...

Now no one
can see my body.

I think you'll get by
on your personality.

You like a challenge,
don't you?

In all my years
in the medical profession,

I've never seen a nurse get
younger and younger every day!

Okay, I forgive you
for what you said.

I don't need to hear that
I'm young every five minutes.

How about on the hour?

If it feels right.

Oh, hey, Benny.

Aren't you going
to the costume party?

Nah, I'm driving
seniors around tonight.

They're out front.
I'm taking my dinner break.

So you totally
left them in the Van?

What if they wander off?

No, no. I took away all
of their canes and walkers.

Those three steps
down to the ground

might as well be
the Grand Canyon.

I don't know how fun
this party is gonna be now.

Uncle George wants me to stay
all covered up for aunt Angie.

Why?

Mm, she's feeling
threatened and old.

Well,
this is gonna be fun.

Hey, old lady,
the bus is leaving.

I-I mistook you

for one of the senior citizens
that I drive.

Mom, what are you--
what are you doing?

Oh, hey, don't worry.

I would never tell her
what you said to Veronica.

Oh, whoops! I am just
stepping in it left and right.

What did you say
to Veronica?

I just told her to--to--
to tone it down.

Because she's young and fresh,
and you're old and nasty.

There, like a band-aid...

Rip it off!

So you do think
I'm looking older.

No, Angie,
that's not what I said.

Then why else would you tell
Veronica to tone it down?

That's it. I peaked.
Soon I'll be nothing but...

Crow's-feet
and spider veins.

You're never gonna see me naked
with the lights on again.

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Stop, Angie, all right?

This is crazy.
There's not a man in the world

who wouldn't think
you're beautiful.

Hey, check it out!

What do you think?

Dude, that didn't fit you
when you were 10.

What do you think
of Angie's costume?

Oh, well,
it's pretty realistic.

I mean,
she looks just like

the lady that comes over
and helps me clean up my mom.

Eh, eh, but--but--but--
but hot, right? Hot.

Well, if you like nurses,
I guess.

Every man in the world,
huh?

You drool over my wife
every day,

and the one time I want you
to tell her that she's hot,

you don't do it!

I was trying not to stare,

not in this costume!

Oh, hell, no.

George,
I realized I still got it.

I just wasn't showing it.

Well, you're not showing it
to everybody that I work with.

I am going to this party.

Then I'm not going.

Fine.
I'll go without you.

Benny, can you drop me off
at the party?

Seems that George has already
put his foot down,

which means it's your call.
I'm ready whenever you are.

Don't do this.
How'd you like it

if I showed up at your work
dressed as a hot nurse?

Believe me, I've got the thighs
for fishnets. Watch out.

And the calves for heels.

I made a mistake.
This isn't my house at all.

Benny, start the bus.

Come on, Angie.
This is stupid.

You're gonna embarrass me in
front of everybody I work with.

You shouldn't
be embarrassed.

You should be proud that
your wife looks so good.

Excuse me, nurse.
I'm ready for my sponge bath.

Keep it in your pants,
Orville redenbacher.

Does that
make you feel better?

Angie, is this the kind
of attention you want?

I can't help it
if I turn heads.

It's been that way
my whole life,

and that's how
it's gonna stay.

We're coming up on the corner
of ego and denial.

Anyone need to get off here?
Angie?

Hey, bat, eyes on the road,
wings on the wheel.

I am not in denial.

I'm gonna look good no matter
how old I get

because age
is a state of mind.

Amen to that.

Nice belly shirt.

It brings out
those liver spots.

Some people
just don't get it,

but you're like me.
You know you look great,

and everybody around
is just jealous.

Well,
there's the finish line.

You wanna keep running?

No.

Angie,
we're gonna get older.

There's no way to stop it.

That's easy
for a man to say.

Women are judged
by their looks.

You have no idea
how hard we have it.

I used to just roll out of bed
and look good.

Now I have to watch what I eat
and go to the gym

and buy creams and dyes

and exfoliate and dermabrate
and...

You know what? You don't have
to do any of that stuff for me.

Yeah, right.

No, Angie. I mean it.

Every time
I look in your face,

I still see the girl
I married 20 years ago,

and I always will.

Really?

Yes.

I am so lucky I have you
to grow old with.

Thank you
for letting me let go.

And if nature
wants to blow up my body

like an old,
wrinkled elephant,

it doesn't scare me

because I know you'll always
see a 20-year-old girl.

Yeah.
You're--you're welcome.

Benny,
you take us home.

Wait. A doughnut shop.

Pull over. I haven't had
doughnuts in years.

Hey.

Look at my watch.

That's the exact moment
you screwed up.

Man, you're really getting
in bed fast these days,

skipping the whole
before-bed face routine.

Oh, yeah.
Who misses that?

Mmm. These are pretty good.
You want one?

Doughnuts and doughnut holes.

You don't wanna accidentally
get a bite of air.

Can you take that box
downstairs for me?

What's all this?

Face cream, hair dye,
workout clothes--

stuff
I'm not gonna use anymore.

Really committed to this whole
letting go thing, aren't you?

George,
it's so liberating.

I haven't even weighed myself
in three days.

But like I said, I'll always
see that young girl I married

in there somewhere...

Trying to
breathe, calling for help.

Ah, the last doughnut hole.

Oh, don't be sad.
You'll see your friends again.

Hello.

You know, Angie,
you were right.

You don't need anything
to look beautiful.

You're so natural.

Oh.

I'm always gonna love
those eyes...

And that neck.

I love you.

I love you, too.

What's on your cheek?

This is my avocado mask.

It must have got on my hands
when I was throwing it away.

You're tired. Take it off
in the morning. Good night.

I don't believe you.

You're worried
about my skin wrinkling.

No. Look,
I want you to relax

and not freak out
about your looks,

but I want you to look hot
while you're doing it.

You said you love me
for what's on the inside.

Yeah, but â¿sabes quã©?

All that's inside you right now
is fried dough and sugar.

Come on, Angie.
This isn't just for me.

You're not gonna be happy
if you keep this up.

You've always taken pride
in how you look.

Yeah,
but I don't want to go back

to obsessing
over my appearance.

Look, I'm not asking for that--
just a little maintenance.

Look, my truck is old,
but do I give up? No.

I buff out the scratches

and do a pressure wash
on the undercarriage.

Well, I do feel kind of lousy
after eating all that junk.

Maybe there is some sort
of middle ground.

Why don't we go on
a brisk 20-minute walk,

and we'll talk about it
over oatmeal?

I could go to the gym
a couple of times a week,

and I don't need to throw out
all these face creams.

There you go.

And I'll keep doing
what I have to do

to stay beautiful for you.

What is that, exactly?

The roof, the grill
and the bumper. Watch out.

Well, we both
do look pretty good.

How long
you think we got?

I think we got ten years
of being "hot,"


and 5 years of

"did that smell
come from me or you?"