06x03 - George Nieces a New Media Room

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Got it? Yeah, I got it.

Easy? Easy?

Oh

Perfect.

Fired up, George.

Wait.

I want to say something.

Ernie, you were there when I met Angie, and you were there when...

We got married.

You were there for the birth of my kids.

And now you're here for the biggest moment of my life.

Hey, that's what friends are for, George.

All right, you were there when I, uh...

You know, for my, uh...

Thank you.

What about the time that-

Let's just watch the TV.

What is it?

I don't know. I hooked everything up right.

What if it's defective?

It was perfect. All I wanted was a big screen TV with surround sound.

Can't I be happy once?

Damn it, what is it, George Lopez time?

Hey, George, are the batteries in the remote?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Hey, don't start the movie yet, all right?

I'm gonna go make some popcorn.

George, can I talk to you for a minute?

Sorry, we don't talk in the media room.

The only people who speak here are Clint Eastwood

and those people begging not to be k*lled by Clint Eastwood.

Look at that picture, Angie.

H-D.

That's just beautiful.

This really makes you happy, doesn't it?

I never thought I'd be able to buy something like this

when I was growing up, Angie.

Thanks for letting me have this.

Thank you.

Hi Uncle George. Hey Veronica. What's up? Hey, how's college?

It's the best thing I've ever done. You were totally right.

See, you didn't go to college.

That's why you don't realize I'm right most of the time.

Check out what I did with Carmen's old room.

This is the George Lopez home theater experience.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

that George is listening.

Honey.

Wouldn't this TV be great in our bedroom?

We could watch movies in bed.

No way. You got enough distractions in the bedroom already.

I don't want to say nothing, but you've kind of been off your game lately.

Okay.

The thing is...

Veronica's trust fund has just been frozen.

One of her relatives is contesting her mom's will.

So, I'm totally gonna run out of money

and I totally need a place to live.

And I was thinking, since we have this extra room...

George.

Well, why don't you totally get a job?

I mean, they froze your assets, not your a*s.

Uncle George.

I can't work full-time and still go to all my classes,

and you're the one who said it was important for me to go to college.

Here's the thing.

You're not ending world hunger.

Okay? It's a fashion school, so let's stop dropping the college bombs.

But, Uncle George, I've got nowhere else to go.

Oh, my God, if you want me to beg, I'll beg.

Please?

Thank you.

That's how I beg.

You know, why don't you give us a few minutes to talk about this?

Aunt Angie and I really need to talk this through.

No.

All my friends know the lowrider

The lowrider is a little higher

you can't just drown me out that's the beauty of this system angie now i can

george i'll lay down cover fire you make a break for the door

Angie, look, I like Veronica.

But I already did the parenting thing with her once.

If she moves in, I'm going to end up raising another kid.

We won't be raising her. She's 21. She's got her own life.

We're just down to the boy.

In a few years, you'll be gone.

They don't just be...

Me and you, you and your room researching bed and breakfast that I'll never go to.

Me in here watching movies with a door shut,

isn't that the life we always wanted together?

I don't care where you put your big screen TV.

But she is family, and she is going to stay in this room.

End of discussion.

How about if I go?

End.

discussion.

Damn, all right.

She can stay here.

But that doesn't mean that you won.

I know I didn't.

And I didn't give in.

Of course you didn't.

Hey, and don't walk away from me.

That's not what I'm doing at all.

He's the team leader.

Honey.

You know what today is?

Oh man.

I'm sorry, I forgot. I just thought getting a card with cheap in it, Angie, whatever it is.

It's your mom's birthday. We promised to visit her in jail.

that's right hey this is gonna be tough on her

She hasn't had a birthday without blues or men since she was eight.

Is Veronica up yet?

No.

She's up late every night.

She sleeps in every morning.

I've been able to watch my big screen in a week.

Well, maybe we can rent a movie and watch it tonight in the living room.

I don't know, what, a 27 inch?

what am I a caveman

why don't we just watch fire

Hey, look who's up.

Yeah, sorry.

I was talking to my boyfriend all night.

You have a boyfriend?

Mm-hmm. Why didn't you tell me about it?

No, we just started going out.

Thank you.

Dad!

There's some dude in the bathroom.

Should I get the bat?

I don't know.

All in.

Sorry, little buddy. I should have locked the door.

Who the hell are you?

Uncle George and Aunt Angie, this is Mike, my professor from the Fashion Institute.

I mean...

My boyfriend.

I have to get used to saying that.

Nice to meet you. Mike Langworth here.

I know this is awkward and everything

Yeah, stick around and see how awkward it gets.

Well, I'll call you later.

Oh!

That's a hell of a TV you've got upstairs.

Okay, what's wrong with you, huh?

You don't bring some older guy to spend the night in my house.

You've only been here a week and you're pulling this?

What are you thinking?

He was drinking and I didn't want him to drive home

and you guys were asleep so I thought you'd want him to stay here.

Not now.

Angie will deal with your screwed up family later.

We gotta get to the jail for my mom's birthday party.

happy birthday

Okay, Mom, we got you a cake, huh?

Make a wish.

Let's see, I'm about to go on trial for an armed robbery that my ex-boyfriend committed.

Oh, yesterday, I washed underwear for 600 women.

And my cellmate's de-lousing didn't take.

I wish for a pony

Pony it is

they don't allow a lot of stuff mom but

We did get you a present.

Now we know you're going to get out.

But in case you don't, some chalk, huh?

You can draw a door on the wall and you can escape.

You know, in your mind.

Put Veronica on.

好

You know, honey, it warms my heart that you came all the way down here to visit your grandmother-in-law.

What do you say we tap into your trust fund and pay my bail?

Oh, just.

Think about it.

What would Jesus do?

my trust one's frozen i can't get any money i'm living with these guys again

Oh yeah?

If you're so broke, how'd you get that diamond tennis bracelet?

Do you like it?

It's new. My boyfriend bought it for me.

speed.

What do you call a girl who goes out with an older guy

because he gives her things?

Oh!

It's on the tip of my tongue. It rhymes with rastitude.

What the...

Uncle George, that is not why I'm seeing him, okay?

He's mature, he likes being with me, he makes me happy.

I can see whoever I want anyway.

Hey, not in my house.

He's not spending the night again.

You would rather he take me to some sleazy motel?

I'll make the reservation.

Mom, where do you usually go?

Wait a minute.

Georgia.

He's buying her expensive things and he won't take her back to his place?

She's seeing a married man.

Tell me you're not seeing a married guy.

prost*tute, that's it.

That little rhyme goes prost*tute.

I just want to thank you.

I didn't think you could make my birthday fun,

but this is pretty great.

Thanks for watching!

Max upstairs are you guys gonna talk about Veronica's thing for married guys

upstairs just so you know on

in a relationship.

Thinking about marrying her.

Does that do anything for you?

Max, she's not into guys who walk funny.

I don't walk funny.

Hey, look at that.

You do, huh?

Don't you realize dating a married man...

Twice your age is going to blow up in your face?

I'm tired of dating guys my age.

They play games and I wind up getting hurt.

At least with Mike, I know it's not serious.

We're just having fun. It's casual.

And what about Mike's wife?

Is she having fun too?

Oh, his wife doesn't get him anymore.

She has trust issues.

Every time he's working late, she thinks he's cheating.

maybe next time you're hiding under the bed you can slide out and explain it to her

uncle george i can handle it okay no you can't you're in way over your head

Look, I told you we'd end up raising another kid,

and we can't even punish her by sending her to a room

because then she has high-def and surround sound.

I mean, I guess I could program it to two-channel stereo,

but then everybody loses.

Takk for at du så med.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dude, leave my niece alone, man.

You're married.

And why do you have a suitcase?

I just left my wife.

I love you, Veronica.

Now nothing stands between us being together.

There is one thing.

Whopper!

All right, that's enough.

I'm getting rid of this guy right now.

No!

They're talking it out.

It gets out of control, then we intervene.

You love this.

What are you talking about?

All the drama!

You love being surrounded by crazy people so you can fix them.

Because you're the drama queen, and this is your kingdom.

I know you're upset, but you're starting to annoy me.

And that'd be what? More drama? Hmm. Good news for the queen.

Takk for at du så med.

Is everything okay?

Yes, I told him he was taking things too seriously and I wanted out.

See, I said I would handle it, and I did. It's over.

Then why is he still a mayor?

Not my boyfriend.

Not my problem.

George.

We should do something about this.

I'll turn the sprinklers on.

No!

We should go talk to him.

Oh, but of course.

After you, my queen.

Are you all right?

Really?

I know your eyes roll.

bleary with tears and all but

The gate's right over there.

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I don't know what to do.

You just lift up the latch and the door opens.

I think

You should go back to your wife and tell her you made a terrible mistake and try to work this out.

I want to go back.

I love Veronica.

I guess you just need to unprocess this.

Take all the time you need.

We'll leave you alone.

Can I turn the sprinklers on now?

Fire away.

At least now no one's gonna know you were crying.

it's mike again and the machine is full

I'm going to talk to this fool.

No, maybe if we just ignore him, he'll go away.

Let me get this up for another week.

George!

Look!

The hell?

Thanks for watching!

Some bunny still loves you.

Man, I told Carl in shipping I'm straight.

I gotta stop wearing those blue pants.

I'm just not fair to him.

Apparently, he can't quit me.

This is from Mike.

He was here in our yard.

This is getting scary.

Veronica, this guy's not getting the message.

Oh my god.

Please tell me this is stuffed and not Mike in a bunny suit.

I didn't think of that.

Mike, are you in there?

Mike!

it's stuffed or i got him

I don't know how to get rid of them

I mean...

I dropped his class, but he keeps calling me, sending me emails, following me around campus.

You're freaking me out!

Thanks for watching!

It's Mike.

Hey, what are you doing?

You don't take his calls. You gotta cut him off clean.

But I'm trying to get him to understand that it's over.

Every time you talk to him, you're just encouraging him.

You gotta get inside the stalker's mind.

I knew this guy who was so in love with this woman, he followed her to work.

Left notes on her car camped out at her house.

I finally had to say, look, if you don't knock this off,

Ernie, you're gonna go to jail.

That was a really uncomfortable summer for me.

It's him again.

Let me answer it.

No, I don't need your help with this, OK, Uncle George?

I can take care of Mike myself.

Mike, you have to stop calling me.

Would you throw this thing out?

He said, I'm not going to waste this.

What are you doing?

Happy birthday, Angie.

Love, George.

I'm gonna put this in the closet now that doesn't mean you're not gonna get the diamond earrings you asked for

but you're not.

this is the last time i'm gonna tell you i never want to speak to you again it's over

Don't say it's over.

Thank you.

Get out of here.

I'm not going anywhere until we work this out.

What the hell are you doing here?

This is none of your business.

My niece, my business.

Take your hands off me.

Look.

There's not going to be any fighting.

relax all right

Talk about this like too civilized.

i just lost the element of surprise call 9-1-1

why angie why did this have to happen

Honey.

You did what you had to do.

Just hurts.

That I couldn't protect her.

you didn't hurt anyone

you were just hanging there minding your own business

Oh, George.

You beat up the guy who was threatening your niece.

You're a hero.

The cops are about to leave.

I can still hear a movie.

Thanks for all your help, officer.

So, Mike's gonna be in jail for a couple of days and I can get a restraining order tomorrow.

Well, I hope you learned your lesson.

You don't get to say that.

You didn't throw down with some British dressmaker.

Sewing must make your hands strong

Because that dude almost choked me out

I hope you learned your lesson

I did. I'm sorry.

And...

And from now on, I'm living in your house.

I'll follow your rules.

And...

And...

What?

What else is there?

I got a broken

plasma screen.

And you got a diamond tennis bracelet.

Guess what happens next?

Hey, Nanji.

You heard him.

Hand it over.

What's written on your hand?

Oh, that's Chuck's phone number.

Who's Chuck?

The cop who just left.

That guy's got to be 35 years old.

Relax, Uncle George. He's not married.

He's separated from his wife, and he's six weeks sober.

All right, high five!

Bye!

Hey!

No one told me we were watching Veronica.

I want to park.