02x04 - Mülwurf

[bunniefuu]

Come on... sh*t!

Pick up, you idiot.

Hello?

Diego?

What should I tell them?

No need for tea party chit-chat.

Just go down there and say:
"Hey there. It's me, Juni.

Here's the key,
but first I want to see Valmira."

Say it.

- It should be "Hi there".
- That's what I said.

No, you said "Hey there".

Just stay cool, look tough
and things will be fine.

And remember what I told you.

- About the breathing technique?
- No, about the key.

It's fake and far too light.

If it gets into their hands
we're done for.

Look, I know how you feel.

I was in the same situation once.
And now look.

I'm climbing the ladder.

You can make it too.
I was in such deep sh*t,

but I climbed back out of it.

I'm so proud of this lil' guy.

Now go and give them the "butzi".

He's even learnt
a little Valais dialect.

And if there's an emergency,
we're connected.

Check.

Off we go.

But if they realise
that I'm here with a cop,

they'll k*ll Valmira.

That's why you're not
going down there alone.

Belinda Bencic’s going with you.

Give me your shank.

Go!

Close the door. It's drafty.

Rookie...

I tried all f*cking night
to get free.

They make it look so easy
in Hollywood movies.

Stick a wire in the hole
and they open up.

But Ms Brotz's are
nothing like those cuffs

in the Amorana Advent Calendar.

C'mon!

You son of a b*tch!

Once again I was in a situation
where I asked myself:

what would Tomba la Bomba do?

Don't forget the tape
with the zebra song

for traffic training.

The zebra song!

Gerda.

We have a few questions, Pirmin.

Turn around, hands on your back.

- You can't be serious.
- We're damn serious.

Juni, don't take a step too many.

- Wait till they get out.
- But what'll happen with...

Hand off your ear! Are you insane?

f*cking idiot!

A bit closer and then stop
right in the middle.

I've got everything
under control, don't be afraid.

Just stay calm, Juni. Remember
the breathing exercise. Breathe in...

and out.

And now stop in the middle.

Throw us the key.

Don't! Don't throw them the key!

They gotta let her go first.

First Valmira.

First the key, then the hostage.

You're in charge here!

- I'm in charge here!
- Is he high?

What a wuss.

Looks more like I'm in charge here.

f*ck!

Just throw the key now.

No, don't do it!

They gotta let her go first.

- You gotta let Valmira go first.
- Do it!

- No, don't!
- This is a Beretta, kid.

Have you seen the exit wounds
it leaves behind?

Juni, breathe.

Make up your minds!
I don't get who's saying what.

I'm the one holding the g*n.

They just want to pressure you, Juni.

- 3, 2...
- Belinda, Juni.

- Don't throw the key...
- No, please. Take the key.

sh*t.

I think he wants to
take us for a ride.

So you don't care
that much about your girl.

No, wait!

I can explain everything.

What do you want to explain?

Dope.

Ms Brotz!

A skateboard without wheels, but with

Two iron blades at the back.
A so-called snowboard.

Pretty good, that Abricotine.

And excuse me,
but I was f*cking thirsty

and she didn't even
leave me any water.

I'm in Matten on Martig's farm.

The farmer, Rüedi Martig, is with me.

A cow was stolen from
his stables a few weeks ago.

Rüedi Martig,
how does this loss feel?

Is it like losing someone you love?

Yes, the animals
were born and raised here.

Of course you build a relationship when you tug

at their teats every day.

How did the other animals
react to this loss?

Variously. Some show no reaction

and others are upset
because something's missing.

Siri.

Siri, come here!

I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Do you want to try again?

Is the quality of the milk affected
when a cow's suffering?

- Hey, Siri.
- What can I do for you?

Call Pirmin.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.
Do you want to try again?

Call Pi... Pirmin Lötscher.

Shall I search the internet
for "peepee leecher"?

No.

Pirmin Lötscher, call coworker.

I'm calling Pizzeria Rimini.

No! No, stop!

Pizzeria Rimini, pronto?

No, not pronto.

- No pizza. No.
- Nice pizza? Prosciutto?

No, no pizza. Please hang up,
this is an emergency.

And that's why Gerda k*lled Biffiger.

We have to find her, she's the mole.

Do you have any proof for this story?

Look at the f*cking
radar photo in Diego's office!

On it are Gerda and the guy
who wanted to k*ll Patrick.

The guy on the identikit picture.

Peter, what does "ACAB" mean?

It means "All cops are b*stards".

- They sprayed that on Hugo's grave.
- How rude.

Hugo was a police constable and
an enthusiastic hunter.

Sure, he was paunchy,

but to mistake him for a wild boar...

Who do you work for?

And where's Valmira?

She's safe.

- What's that?
- That was the key.

Why is it broken?

Butterfly made it
with the 3D printer.

Well, that's... Ask him.

Ms Brotz.

What are you doing here?
I thought you were in hospital.

That's a long story.

We wanted to bring them the key
because his girlfriend got kidnapped.

Then those two showed up.

Yes, but where's the real key?

Well, the real key...

Everyone, hands up.

Go on, you too.

- We had a kidnapping here...
- Hands up!

Lessly, Henzen, what's this?

We tried everything

but they brought us
a fake plastic key.

- Where's the real key?
- What's going on here?

I handed the real key
in at the police station.

I was told it would be safe...

Just tell me where the f*cking key is

or I'll sh**t you
one after the other.

- Gerda, we'll sort
this out in peace.

- Stop!

Gerda, you can't point
your g*n at Ms Brotz.

Let's take them all to the
police station, then we can...

OK, where is it?

Our investigations and
evidence revealed

that Bax tried to k*ll Butterfly.

You'd better explain
why you helped Bax.

f*ck, you still don't get it.

We're all in danger here. Sooner or later it's your turn. Or yours.

- And you two idiots...
- Enough, Pirmin.

We’re also just doing
our job, don’t you see?

Do you need the police?

- No, no police. Hang...
- Ahh, Pizza Hawaii...

This week,
pizza Hawaii is half price.

If you order two,
you pay half the price.

Plus a free drink.
Except beer, wine and liquor...

All of Valais will be destroyed,
Everyone’ll drown as far as Geneva.

And you two just sit around
and do sh*t about it.

Bax.

If you help us get to Bax,

we might cut you a deal.

Not a word about this.

Hey, Pirmin, you gotta
get me outta here.

Bax, don't say anything...

If you hear me: I don't hear you.

I'm in Ms Brotz's room
at the hotel City Rhone.

She chained me to the bed.

But I swear, nothing
went on between us.

I mean, I could have,
she came onto me,

but after the story with Gerda...

I don't know if I'd have been able to get it up.

Maybe enough for a semi,

but probably not a proper tent pole.

I hope you're already
on your way and...

Anyway, please bring
me a kebab. I'm starving.

Your prepaid credit is used up.

C'mon, stick them up!

Either you tell me where it is
or I'll sh**t all of you.

Belinda. Go on.

Bax has the key.
It's in the pocket of my jacket.

There you go. And where's Bax?

Ms Brotz, where is he?

How should I know?
You've been hooking up with him.

Peter to all units. The wanted man,
Johannes Schmidhalter a.k.a. Bax,

is at the hotel City Rhone.

Is anyone near there? Over and out.

Careful, he may be armed.

Gerda to Peter.
Frängi and I are near him.

- We'll take care of it.

Roger, Gerda.

We'll come with reinforcement.

g*n on the table!

You, open the handcuffs.

C'mon! Good, now the next one.

Hands off the g*n.

Peter, we had this
in training two weeks ago

and you still can't do it?

I‘m getting there.

Stay put.

He's lost it...

Not a good idea in your first week, Albert.

Stand still.

I'm sorry.

If only you'd believed me.

Now go!

sh*t.

Pirmin?

Gerda?

f*ck.

It's not what it looks like.

Nothing went on
with Ms Brotz, I swear.

Bax, give me the key.

Would you please unchain me?

- Give it!
- Hey!

Hey, baby, unchain me. No.

Damn it!

Bax, give me the key.

What the f*ck?

Wait a moment.
Are you one of them?

I don't understand.
What happened?

That's your problem.

You never understood me.
Nobody's ever understood me here.

Out of the way!

He's got a g*n!

Everyone laughed at my dream.

- About America?
- Yes.

And with the deal I made,
I can fulfil all my dreams.

What do you want there?

Become an actress.
Play in a big movie or...

I don't know, sing or...

- That's exactly what I mean.
- No!

Gerda, I believe in you,
live your dream.

But leave the Valais in peace.

Who wants to blow up the dam?
We'll find a solution.

- Too late. Today's the day.
- What?

Soon this f*cking valley

and its petty people
will be under water.

And I'll start a new life
in the f*cking USA.

Never.

Moron.

No, don't do that.

Millions of people will die.
You don't want that, Gerda.

Sorry!

Give me back the key.
You don't want that.

That's not you, Gerda!

Now give me the key!

- Gerda, put down the g*n.
- No.

- Don't force me to sh**t.
- No, don't. You'll miss anyway.

My father-in-law's blood
is on your hands.

Roli?

No, that's my brother-in-law. Diego.

- She k*lled Diego.
- Now, boys.

That's enough.

No, don't. Pirmin!

- f*ck.
- sh*t.

You shot me in the arm.

If you want to know

what happened at the funeral,

if this little brat managed to

sell his chocolate coins,

why I got a back massage from them,

how well I do at the long jump

and why this guy's gobbling down
my coupe Denmark,

then join us for the next episode of TSCHUGGER.

The last episode,

baby!