02x08 - Episode 8

[bunniefuu]

-Hi all.

My name is Rada, I am 50 years old,

And I'm addicted to alcohol.

What a rare addiction!
-Asia!

-Sorry.

I'm cured of envy.

- Well, who's making progress?

We all need good news.

-I have.
For those who don't know me, I'm August.

And I almost got rid of...

-He picked up from Lucius
dependence on creating intrigue.

Sorry, no progress.

- And I have a regression.

Because the object of my addiction
is now right in front of me.

But it's not just an object.

This is a beautiful flower of life.

And her walk is like a stag beetle
runs across the track

summer sunny day.

You can look into her eyes endlessly.

- I got this hamster.
He talks about her every day.

- In general, I'm still very dependent on her.

-Well.

Then let's try a new technique -
"hand washes hand".

You are now all divided into pairs
and will supervise each other.

And until the curator confirms
your recovery - you won't get out of here.

That's it, run, I'm already late.
I'm alone, and the whole city is on me.

- Hey, come here.

I suggest we unite.

-I am for". Think it's a good idea?

-Of course, we will write to each other.
characteristics and get out of here.

-Rada, but what about awareness?

I don't want you to break down again.

How to get to this clinic
addiction treatment?

I have a wife there.
-Wife.

Only mother
can visit the patient.

-And if...
- Follow the road.

(ring signal)

-Hello.
- Hey, husband.

- You can not talk on the ring
during the trip?

- I can't talk now, I'm driving.
-Can you imagine?

I am pregnant.

-What?

- Artist, what is it?

- Shampoo with nanobacteria. With jojoba oil.

Causes hair growth.

-Labuda.

-Baron, are we a separate state now?

Enclave. I put up a flag here.

Women have a purple color in high esteem -
envy.

And I propose a new name.

- Well, purple idea, girlfriend.

The flag, of course, is a c*ck,
but the title is good.

Who can draw?

(Larisa)
- Not that I know how, but I can help.

Let's start by drawing me.

In the center, on the throne.

(Larisa)
-Scanning.

Looks very patriarchal.

- Yeah. Thank you.

Come on now - in one hand
skewer with barbecue, as a symbol of prosperity,

and in the other - a golden kalash,
as a sign of strength.

- This is the sky above your head,

as a symbol of freedom.
-ABOUT!

I have a jeep in Moscow,
let's get it there too.

-And the name of the country is Barony.

(Larisa)
-Ready.

-ABOUT!

-Barosh, I'm your right hand.

Maybe me on the flag?

- Lariska, come on.

draw a Rat next to me.

(laughs)

E!
-What the hell is that?

(Larisa) -Unfortunately,
artificial intelligence Larisa

terminates activities
within your enclave.

Who turned off the water?

(ring signal)

(Elena)
- Baby, I...

I'm very worried about you.

Please listen to the doctor.

-Knock Knock. Glad your curator
came to visit you.

- Yulik, you with your addiction
better stay away from me.

-What if it's the other way around?
face your addiction?

Face her face to face.

I understand that this is a visual harassment,
but as they say in such cases...

Laris, as they say in such cases?
-"Fight fire with fire".

-Here!

- I don't mind helping.

If you want, lie down next to me.

We can even do saliva exchange.

-Is it true?
- Yeah.

And then you write
that I was miraculously healed.

-Fine. I'll just brush my teeth.

Here, she so wants to drink alcohol,
that even offered me saliva exchange.

- The apple tree sees, I didn’t want to.

You have to add drugs.

- Girl, I'm just worried about you.

The hand washes the hand.

- "And remember: always say" we "- so a man
will feel more responsible.

Keep an eye on him..."

-How are you?
Not "you", but "we".

- Yeah. Tell me how did you know
what is pregnant?

Did you know?
- Larisa did a rapid test,

and now I'm on the sixth day.

(groan)

- So, Iya, wait. me before sex
printed out a condom.

- More precisely, you asked to print
oblong silicone case.

- Well, yes, but grandfather said,
that you can't get pregnant with a pouch.

I don't know, so you missed something.

Or do you not trust us?

- I'm sorry, Iya.

It's just a very big step for us.

I must be sure.

-Let's go to the Motherhood Center.

-Go.

(groan)

-Larisa, schedule a meeting

with an adviser on a very unpleasant
situations at 18:00...

(Larisa)
- Dear Mother,

sorry for interrupting
but the leader of the Muscovites is rushing towards you.

- Let it in, Larissa.

(tense music)

- Salute, Lenok.

Lenochka, you don't know why
from our enclave Lariska screwed up?

Now we don't have to wash or eat.

-Just like in Moscow?

-Obviously, it's your doing.

Have you decided to argue with Yadviga Kristinovna?
-In no case.

But you are now a separate state
and pay for everything yourself.

Dome rental, communications,
and the most expensive is a subscription to Larisa.

By the way, you have already formed
city ​​budget?

-Let's measure letters?

-Larisa, cabinet quartzing.

- See, it doesn't hurt at all.

These are natural nanobacteria.

-And what, after that
Will I stop craving alcohol?

-I really hope for it.
- I didn't really want to.

- I would not want to - we would not have got.

Ready.

-What did you do to me?
- This is what you'll look like.

if you continue to drink alcohol
a couple more weeks.

-When will it take place?
- When you get rid of addiction.

- How beautifully soars!

Oh, I wish I had wings.

- Oh, you know what...

-I know.

We still have no progress.

And someone has.

- What, are you satisfied?

-Glad?

- Well, admire me, treat your addiction.

Do you want saliva?

“Sorry mate, I need to go to the bathroom right away.”
-What, screwed up?

-Why don't we go?

There is no one.
-We are in the electronic queue 46th.

We are waiting to be called.
Everything must be according to the rules.

- Excuse me, I just have to give birth.

- Hera, only girlfriends are accepted there.

Wait here.

(baby crying)
Gera!

-OK.

-Thank you.

(baby crying)

-Where is the child?
-Sent to the formation of personality.

When the girl is five
Mom will come and take her to school.

What will mother do all this time?

-Live.

- Girlfriend number A-46.

-We are going.

- Girlfriend, help yourself to candy,
sit down - I'm now.

Well, what's the deadline?

- Girlfriend, you know
that I had a wedding?

-Yes, it was great.

- I want to play my husband.

He's coming over here now.
and we will tell him that I am pregnant,

even though I'm not actually pregnant.

- Sounds like a lot of fun.
but my license may be revoked.

-And if I give you "Velekvagen"?

Let's pretend I didn't hear it.

Reception is over. And give me candy.

Played out! Said she wasn't pregnant
and the color itself is green!

You are pregnant, congratulations!

How did you get pregnant?

Through sex?

-Well...

Yes.
-Tell in details.

I will write my dissertation.

- All right, Baron.

Let's wash on the river.
-And what are you going to drink, pliers muzzle?

We need a well.

-How do they work?
-This is my grandfather's method.

Where these sticks cross

there is water.

-Baron!

-You're always blathering by the arm.

-Baron, and this contraption of yours works.

-Wow!
-Look.

- All right, babes.

Wash and that's enough.

-Elena Zoevna, the townspeople are indignant.

We haven't had water shortages for a hundred years now.

- Have you become so nervous during the day?

-Apparently, the scalp, like people,
get used to the comfort.

Plus, Two Hills has "these days."

Why hasn't the leak been fixed yet?

-According to our information, the water supply is blocked.
within the primate enclave.

-Here's a diesel! Well, everything.

Enter sanctions.

-I should warn you
that in the last referendum

changed the word "sanctions" to...
-Yes, I know. I know.

OK then. Enter
very unpleasant consequences.

-Knock-knock, Rada, this is your curator again.

What are you doing?
- It's so boring here.

that started growing microgreens.

- Look, I wanted the best.

And in general, I realized

that friendship must be built
on support and good deeds,

not on saliva and sex.

-I am free?
-Yes.

But if you ever
need help

curator Julius is always in touch.

So if...

- Hera, I downloaded the app.
for expectant mothers "Hi, mommy."

-And what is it?

-Based on my analysis
the application simulates the unborn child.

- Hi, mommy!

-What an adult!
- Well, what to talk about with the little one?

- Mom, you have such beautiful eyes!

- Hi, I'm your dad.

Why is she silent?
-Well...

Usually our dads are Seed Keepers.

And children are more attached to their mothers.
That's probably why.

- I'm not the Keeper of the seed,
I want to raise my daughter on my own.

Watch her grow
takes the first steps.

Calls me dad.

-What an egoist you are. For her to grow
balanced personality,

it should be handled by professional nannies.

How can you give up your child?
other people?

I've never seen my parents in my life,

so my daughter will have them. It's clear?

(tense music)

-Baron, they grow sour sorrel,
as you like.

Are you smearing honey on my a*s?
Where is my this - latte?

With banana foam.

-Baron, our rings
do not work in Two Hills.

Payment does not go through.
And they kicked me out of work.

- And I'm not a programmer anymore.
And there was such a lafa.

You sleep - Larisa writes the code.

- Guys, take eggplants.

There is a thought.

So yes. One eggplant - 500 ...

No, 1000 points.

-Baron, how will they transfer points to us?
The rings don't work.

- Let them figure it out for themselves.
Who wants to wash, he pays.

-Where are all the chicks?
So, they are sitting at home.

Stinkies. They try to go out into the street.

-Decree of the Mother of Two Hills

personal
very unpleasant consequences.

He is banned from entering our city.

-What should I do now?
Your city is everywhere.

- And also very unpleasant consequences
imposed on his assistant Rat.

-And me for what? I am not an assistant.

Yes, buddy.

I have my own opinion.

-Other residents of the enclave
can get into our city

after obtaining a visa.

To do this, they need to pass an exam.

according to the Constitution and the Russian language.

-Listen, marmosetka, what kind of presentation?

What do you think,
we can’t bazaar in Russian?

-Then f*ck you bald, not water.

A million for a bucket.

-We're making deliveries from Noisy Waters,

so as you might guess -
by name -

there is plenty of water there.

- You know, friends,

we Muscovites are simple people.
We love to live together.

Our borders are open to everyone.
Welcome!

Here you can drink alcohol,
eat real food

and play gambling.

-Strip.

- And you can wash.

-Come, friends.

-Hey buddy
splash on my new girlfriends.

-Listen,

you are, of course, too old for me,
but if fertilization is needed -

like jumping into the last car there ...

-Go to hell.

-But in Two Hills you
so fined!

-Hi all.

- Ku-ku la-la chi-chi ha-ha!

-The leader of our movement has come.

How is family life?

-Swiftly.

Iya is already pregnant.

- Congratulations, bro. This should be noted.

Hey buddy, count up.

Well, let's drink to the future man.

- We have a girl.

-A! Well, also a reason.

- Guys, I pass.
My wife told me not to drink.

- Oh, already under the heels.

(laugh)

- You say get married.

-And what, the second wife is not jealous of you?

(laugh)

- She's in the clinic.
she has a problem with alcohol.

- Well, you blew it.

- You are all moral freaks.

And you are the most important.

-Eh, we have the most important Baron.

-And who is this?

-Oops!

(Larisa)
-My subscription is valid again.

Greetings.
- I'm back, beautiful.

- Larisa, print me some butter.
Here is such a piece.

- Dear Muscovites.

With your hospitality you showed
that you need to live in harmony with your neighbors.

That's why I'm filming
all very unpleasant consequences.

All happiness.

- Lenochka, maybe we will celebrate our union?

Come to us.

So what are you breaking? I don't bite.

(Larisa)
-This is not a video call, but a recording.

-It's a record.

(Larisa) -And tomorrow
you will invite this Baron to visit

and invite the primates to take part
in the Guardian Games.

-Glad?

-Now you're free too.

But I haven't recovered yet.

- You said you were my friend.
and you will help me.

Here, help.

-What's happened?
- I almost broke down again - because of Hera.

I don't want to see him ever again.

-Here, Faina, look at our daddy.

He himself promised not to drink, but he barely sits.

And I also wanted to educate you from birth.

- Mom, this is open aggression.

-Surprise!
We found out that you are expecting a baby.

-What a cutie!
- Hi, daddy!

-"Daddy"?

What is this, Lucy's daughter?

- Dancing hugs!

-Where are you, husband?

- You know, by tradition.
I have to leave now

so that later you were stolen by a witness,
and then I will definitely find you.

- I'll hide it so that the police won't find it.

-Well, where are we going?

-Let's go to my room.
it's very good to hide there.

Hera, what is it?

Lucius, tell him
about the triangle of friendship.

Lucius, what are you?
decided to f*ck all my wives?

-Sorry friend.

-Not really!

Everything is purple.

Thank you friend!

Yay, we're getting a divorce.

Glad, hello, we urgently need to meet.

Call me.