02x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

(laughs)

- What are you, a bully?

-Exactly!

Well, heat up some water for you, huh?

- Yulik, where do you go?
You have a seed gift.

-Everything will be now.

Julie, are you all right?

(in a drunken voice)
-My little,

you help me a little

and everything will work out.

Yulik, wake up.

-He's kind of pale.

- Are you fighting?

- I've wanted to do this for a long time.

- Fu, cilantro.

- Yulik, alcohol was found in your blood.
Where did you get it?

-And if you handed over the seed,

you could make alcoholics
an entire generation of kids?

-It's better than a whole generation of kids
with a voice like yours.

(laughs)

- I propose to file a complaint
at the Motherhood Center.

Who is in favor of depriving Yulik
the status of the Keeper of the Seed?

(Larisa)
- Complaint sent.

- Hand over your codpiece.

- Take it yourself.

(penetrating music)

(Larisa)
-German quality!

Extreme development of engineers
from mother Germany.

He controls both the hills and the lowlands.

Velikvagen. Das is great.

-Want.
-Where can I buy?

- k*ll it. We still don't have enough points.

(enticing music)

-Gerdos, and your big-eyed celebrity here?

-I'm not mine.

- Oh, okay. Yesterday I rubbed so much about you
like a Rat about a Baron.

-Gerdos loves Radochka.
- This crazy one?

- Follow the market.

- She will hack you with an ax tomorrow -
and the whole market.

(music, laughter and sighs of Ii)

-New "Lily of the Valley 6S Pro mini".
Five seconds - and dance all day.

- I would blow it.
-Belly,

look on the street do not blurt out.

I'm tired of teasing you.

Remember, you can't blow anyone here.

- I love you, Prokhor.

It was unforgettable.

I will also bring my daughter.

- Bring your daughter to me.
Are you a hairdresser too?

We had a haircut.

-At least somehow raised the mood before the court.

For as long as I can remember
Echka and Radochka were always friends.

From childhood, they played mother-friends.

-Is it because of yesterday?
-Yes.

According to the law, if the girlfriends do not reconcile,

then the culprit of the conflict will have to be relocated.

In order not to disturb the microclimate of the city.

- Barosha, good morning. Your breakfast.

There is nettle, sorrel.

Vitaminushki. Here.

- Am I a goat, or something, to eat grass?

Where is the meat?

- The belly was engaged in meat.

And he did this ... He dumped it into Two Hills.

- And Toothless was also zasobiralsya.

And Kyptos with Rados.

-Works, then, women's propaganda?
- Yeah.

-They want to tame our guys

put on a chain.

But we have our own way.

Path of freedom.
- Yeah.

- So, Koldyr,

I need your acting skills.

slurred!

- Well, Baron!
- He wanted to go to Two Hills!

-Baron, Baron, Barosha!

Baron, please don't k*ll him.
Beg!

-He doesn't have any a*mo.

-Baron!

(quiet)
- Take it easy.

(shouting)
You've got it already, ab*ser!

- Where did you get these words?

I'll wash my mouth with soap now.
- Quiet, quiet!

- Well, go to your f*cking matriarchy!
- Bag, let's go.

-Do you even know
what's going on under the dome?

Have you heard about Baba's laboratories?

Nothing, they will crawl on their knees.

-And I.

And I!

-Hera? Hello.
-Hello.

-I play jump rope
I'm already at the ninth level.

-Listen, why do you need to sue the Rada?

You are best friends.

-This best friend
could cut my skull in half.

Although...

I would go to a truce

but for attempted m*rder
such social compensation ...

Maybe enough for Velikvagen.

-And how much compensation do we have in social points?

-10 thousand social points.

I need to take a shower.

- Vera Nadezhdovna, there is a conversation
for 10 thousand social points.

-How much? Will the dome crack?

(represents g*nshots and wild screams)

(Larisa)
- To you daughter.

-What happened yesterday?

- Broke a little.

-At yesterday's event
There was one artist

who was very inspired
your "fell off a little". Won...

I had to buy this masterpiece.
Although you know - I'm not a fan of fantasy.

"Mom, I felt really bad, I...

I experienced some uncontrollable rage.

I almost k*lled a man.

-I k*lled it.

Bird.

Yesterday I was on a visit to Moscow
and shot a goose.

- Mom, what's going on with us?

- They're all primates.

They penetrate every crevice of our soul,

turning us into a ditch

full of malice and lust.

Daughter,

we are facing a patriarchal plague.

- Larissa, turn on the sound.
- While you lived well and calmly,

we died from the cold and wild animals.

-I have never tried
lentil patties.

(lyric music)

-A! And I have never seen the sea.

And you only have conversations
what about Seliger.

-So help us.

Not only a beautiful pose,

but also with real social scores.

- Friends, we are responsible for those
who was invited.

I open a fund to help visitors.

- Larissa, turn it off.

-What hypocrisy! The boy got into politics.

(indignantly)
Friends, have you seen this?

Are we supposed to provide from our rings
a well-fed life for these primates?

- Claudia...

Great idea!

-Is it true?

Happy to be friends!

- Vera Nadezhdovna is a real friend.

She keeps opening our eyes
on the problems of Muscovites.

So I decided to provide everyone
a visitor with a ring with the "Unlimited" tariff,

allocating social points from the city budget.

(alert music)

Please, dear ones.

- They're as lucky as apple worms.

Why do they need the same rings as ours?

-Where?

-Yes, I'll tell Gerdos.

-Love you.

- Congratulations, Muscovites.

True, from some excesses
we have to refuse.

Friendship Day
carried over to next year.

-How so? We are three months
flasks were rehearsing.

-Construction of a new monument to Greta
will also have to be transferred.

But I believe we'll make it all up

thanks to our friendly taxpayers.

Love you.

(unhappy voices)

- Spend social points wisely.
This skin is up to something.

- Normal thought. That's what we wanted.

(laugh)

-Girlfriend?
-Yes?

- Where do you get social points from?
for a purple dress?

Actually, I'm a janitor.
-Is it a prestigious job?

-What do you think?
Fresh air, physical labor.

You just don't fit in here.
-Clear.

And if I don't find a job, they'll send me
to the care home for the elderly.

In Fallen Leaves.

- I have a friend in a taxi depot.
Can you drive a bike?

(energetic music)

(laugh)
-From the road!

- I'm a temporary taxi driver,
so I am the Keeper of the seed.

- Swallow the dust, swoon!

(Muscovites laugh)

(Gaza Strip - "Collective Farm Punk")

Pedestrians, why don't you buy big ones for yourself?
You have unlimited rings.

- Extravagance is a bad quality.

It cannot be transmitted
through our seed.

- Therefore, all your children will be patient.

- Hey, buy yourself a dress.
Walk like men!

We don't care, we're rich!

Whoa!

-This is for you.

-Purple "Velekvagen"!

Well, I had to, of course.
pay for color.

- Violation of social distance.
-Larisa, sleep mode.

-And I also have a ticket to Seliger.

In a five-apple hotel.

-Thank you.

Gera,

tell me honestly - it's all for that,
so that I can take the application to the Rada?

- No, what are you?

You are my friend

and I wanted to please you.

And Rada is also my friend.

I would really like all my girlfriends

lived peacefully.

- Okay, I won't sue.

Just promise me
that you are going to a restaurant with me.

The best chef has arrived in Two Hills
mother Russia.

-Of course, girlfriend.
-Love you.

- This is Elena's answering machine.
Unfortunately, you're on her pink list.

After the beep, put down the ring.

- We strayed for several hours!
And all over the swamp.

- There was nothing to eat.
- Yeah. They hid in the ravines.

We were even caught almost twice.

-Three.
- Yeah.

(Baron clears his throat)

Barosh! Barosh, forgive us, huh?

- Barosh, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, huh?

- I told you, they'll crawl on their knees.

- Barosh, I'm sorry.
- Well, everything, everything.

Continue the story.

-There in these Hills such a tin is going on.

- Yeah. We've come to the border

yes, and there it is, a woman sits like that.

Smiling such, titted.

And then, as if blowing his whistle!

And we are, with Bag
already in the biolab.

-Yes.
- Woke up - and there ...

Our boys are in cages!

And they put experiments on the Rat.

-What are the experiences?

-They are on the Rat's body

organs are grown.
- Yeah.

-How?
- How, how, how.

Well, here's how we take a branch from an apple tree

and pinch to it, it will bud.

It turns out that this is the case with people.

The Rat now has four arms.

- And two butts.

(All)
-Wow!

- Well, yes, he always tried.
sit on two chairs.

- How did you get out of there?

- So uh...

We went to put a stigma ...
-Yes.

- They already burned my side.

I mean their policewoman
and kicked right at the scoreboard. Yeah.

-We gave up.
-Yes.

-Koldyr,

come on, show your brand.

- All right, hare.

They have suffered so much.

Unhappy.

(everyone gasps)

Handsome!

How did you come up with the label?

- Yes, this one fell into the fire, so they came up with it.

-Keep it, Koldyr, wear it to your health.

Thanks, Barosha.

-And this...

House on the banks of the Istra.

There, in the reeds, the catamaran is moored,

you can ride.

- Shikardos!

- I'm going to meditate.

(Larisa)
- I'm glad you have a guest.

- Glad to meet you!

This is Victoria Barinova,
the best chef of mother Russia.

-I know.
- Larisa, put the printer in manual mode.

(Larisa)
- With pleasure, Victoria.

Happy to work with you.

Connection established.

-Play my playlist.

(quiet music)

Now mommy will feed everyone.

- I'm not hungry.

And I need to go to bed.
I have early court tomorrow.

- And the court is canceled, I decided everything.

-How?
- Talked to Iya.

-Yes.

-Like a friend.
-Clear.

Then I have to go to school early in the morning.

I have a lot of work.

-Rada, with this ring
you will never have to work again.

We'll buy a big house...
- I have never heard anything more patriarchal in my life!

Put a woman out of a job

and self-development

this is a total abuse, Hera.

But you can't infect me
patriarchal plague.

-How?

(ceremonial music)

- Micromolecular mousse from Jerusalem artichoke

on a pillow of dandelions
and overgrown wheat.

Ask.

(Koldyr)
- You can't walk on the lawn.

You can't climb trees either.

Come on, it's cheaper.

-This, and in Two Hills, by the way,

also here - you can’t eat chestnuts.

No, that's how I picked a chestnut, you - hash! -

and cut off his hand.
-Come on?

- Yeah. For stealing from mother nature. Yeah.

- I personally saw it.

(ring signal)

-So, what is it?

Come on. Wow!

It's the Baron's ring.

-Baron? Oh great guys!

How are you doing there in Nishchebrodsk?

Remember how we are for sweets
biting each other's throats?

How did you escape from the lab?

-Show me your other a*s.

- Have you eaten mushrooms?

(Faith)
Your friends already hate you.

Not accepted in our society
litter with social points.

Give me the rings.

-And you can’t spread condensed milk on your back, aunt?

We're spending everything.

(Larisa)
- The gelatin worm is ready.

(Muscovites laugh)

- The Baron likes these, only smaller.

- Pacify your relatives,
I already have no strength.

- Guys, what are you, really,
act like primates.

We were given such a chance to live in civilization.

And you arranged Moscow here.

Do you know what we are already called?

"Patriarchal plague".
-Beautiful.

-We need to work
and benefit society.

And then it will accept us, and they will give it to everyone.

(laugh)

- Well, you have become stuffy, Gerald.

(laugh)

- Well, it's good with them.
never worked out.

They need a Baron.

-Hey?

Rogues?

What, are we playing hide and seek?

(alert music)

-Recently because of sex
I almost lost my best friend.

But I'm your best.

-The best of the best.

But Hera gave me a chance to improve.

Come on, hand over your rings!

- Now, yeah.
- You won't do anything.

Muscovites are people too.

Come on, get into a pose.

(menacing music)

- Muscovites will now taste
Guardian hand.

-Larisa, sleep mode.

- Okay, okay, okay. Drop it.

There's nothing to spend here anyway.
Boredom!

(outraged voices)

- Listen, they go
on their black bikes,

bought with our taxes!

- And here is the Mother of the city, all in the collection.

Hera, you have the floor.

- Friends, we decided to refuse
from unlimited rings

and get a job.

To be of service to our new family.

-What a wonderful move.

Love you.

Muscovites are people too.

-Sorry, but Muscovites need more jobs.

(peace music)

-Come on, come on, come on.

- Please, Nixelpixel Square.

-Thank you.

- Nice conversation?
-Sometimes silence is the best conversation.

- Velikvagen is just purple,
eats every bite.

-My pleasure.
-What about the restaurant?

- Look, I'm not a millionaire anymore.

It's a bit tricky with social points.

- Nothing, we can go to my house.
and print dinner on the printer.

And if you want, we'll have sex.
I've been thinking about this all day.

-Let's go. Will you show me the way?

(viciously)
-"You disgust me".

"Muscovites need it more."

Farewell world.

You weren't so purple after all.

(BHIMA - "Out")