02x03 - Episode 3

[bunniefuu]

- You make the most purple sex.

It was not so with Lucius.

Would you like some coffee?
-What did you just say?

-Would you like some coffee?

Larisa, pumpkin raff.

(Larisa)
- Already preparing.

- Wait, before that?

-What sex with you...

better than Lucius...

-Glad!

And why did you do it?

Well, I was just taking the pressure off.

- With Lucius?
-Well, yes.

Understand it's easy for me
physiological need,

like hunger or thirst.

-Glad,

Do you understand that this is cheating for me?
-What?

Larisa, what is treason?

(Larisa)
-According to Applepedia,

"Treason is the rejection of principles,
going over to the side of the enemy.

-Girlfriends!

Yesterday we took an important step
in the development of democracy

recognizing that Muscovites are people too.

Muscovites are people too!

- I will continue to walk in the same direction.

After all, you and I should be
merciful to all

not only to Muscovites.

Therefore, as the mother of the city

I decided to declare an amnesty.

(everyone, contemptuously)
- Fu-u-u!

(disapproving exclamations)

-Mother!
- Cellophant!

- A puddle of petrol!

(All)
- Fu-u-u!

-Agree with you.
Vera Nadezhdovna was a terrible friend.

Lust, violence, deceit!

(quiet)
- I think they already understood.

-But admitting your mistakes -

this is the first step to fix it.

Therefore, Vera Nadezhdovna
will sit under the sacred apple tree,

until he is completely cured of his foolishness.

- Feel sorry for you.

- I swear I'll fix it!

- Look, don't choke.

Serves you right!

-Let it be better for society,

How are we going to use solar energy?
to her mental prison.

- Oil film!

- No matter how the apple tree withered from her thoughts.

- Yulik, go sit with your friend.

- Lucius, can I have a minute?

-Let's go to my room.
you won't get away with a minute here.

- Lucius, Hera did not like it,
that we had sex.

-Can't be!

What exactly didn't he like?

I studied the theory, I know the pitfalls.

He got very angry and said that...

treason.

- Larissa, what is...
-I've already made a fuss

there is nothing at all clear.

-Where have we miscalculated?

- I overheard your conversation.
By the way, I'm not lying anymore.

When I lived with primates
I often heard the word "treason".

-And what does it mean?

I don't know for sure, but something is wrong.
After they started a fight.

What happened to you and Hero?
something bad?

(Larisa)
- Hera, you've been lying motionless for two hours.

Cleaning is relaxing
from bad thoughts.

-Larisa, sleep mode.

(And I)
-Hera!

-And I? What are you doing here?

- We actually have something today
unboxing of the new "Lily of the valley"!

I'm waiting for you, waiting, have you seen the reminder?

Sorry, I didn't notice something.

- I sent you a ring yesterday.

- Yeah, I wanted to say...
-We're live.

Hello sensation lovers!

Today with me on unpacking

author of the hashtag "Muscovites are people too."

Hey Hera.

- Hi, girlfriends.

-I have a new Lily of the Valley 6S Pro Mini in my hands.

It's not even purple - it's magenta!

It is quite soft and pliable.

As if alive! Try Hera.

Already after the first use
"Lily of the Valley 6S Pro Mini"

accepts and saves
the anatomical shape of the hostess.

-Cool. No one would think to steal it...

- Do not switch, girlfriends,

I'll be back to you in 5 seconds
and share my experience.

Yes, just 5 seconds.

Hera, what's wrong with you?

-Just no mood.

You continue if you need to.

And I'll go for a walk.
I will not interfere with you with "Lily of the valley".

So I already tried it.

And I didn't like it.

4S was much better
and the button was so handy.

But in general...

I want something really new.

-Iya... Maybe... don't?

- Okay, what are you?

-"Electricity,
communication ring - one piece,

toilet seat,

kazan,

joysticks for curling irons ... "

What is this?

-This is all?
-More this Baron

waiting for you personally in a red dress.

He would have said "pink"! Animal!

I'll tell everyone
what does this terrible pose mean.

- Len, you yourself are all friends
gave cancer.

Give back - you will look like a clown.

So turn off your emotions
put on the red dress

and forward to Moscow,
close the primacy question.

- I'm not going anywhere!
-And you will be until the end of your career

stand in your favorite position.

The baron is stubborn, he won't get off of you.

-I hope now Moscow will live even better.

Let there be light!

(cheers)

(rhythmic synth music)

-Let's!
-Come on, come on!

- Well, Muscovites, now we are people too?

(men)
-Yes!

Muscovites are people too.

(men)
-Ooo!

Ooo!

- Announcing City Day!

(joyful screams)

- Guys, humanitarian aid brought up, fly in!

And you... what are you doing here?

I'm a volunteer and I want to help too.

-Thank you.

-Tell your
to capture everything that happened.

- Gorgeous color.

Did you pick it yourself or did someone tell you?

Lenok,

bounce, mumble?

There is one problem.

- Puzo, sit down!

-I want to see you!

- You're kind of dead.
If the women see it, they'll take everything.

What did they even bring?

-Yeah, nothing special.
-Yeah!

And where do you get the lapserduck from?

- Don't piss, we'll leave you nishtyakov.
-Yeah!

How about my birthday?

Will there be fireworks? The baron promised.

Rat! b*tch.

- Hold on, boys, play.

(Glad)
- The material of the dress is nanolen, it can be eaten.

- I had a fur coat, along the way,
also from nanolen. The moth ate her.

-And what's that?
- It's a bumbinton.

May you all play sports.

-What the hell?

-Hera,

forgive me, I...

Well, I didn't know
that you will be so offended by this betrayal.

We didn't discuss the terms of our friendship.

- Friendship?

- Well, it turns out, I can not have sex
with no one but you, right?

-Something like that.
- Uh-huh, and you?

-Me too. Come on, not now.

-What, f*cked up?
-What?

- Well, did the little one bark?

-Let's go chat.

-Polyakaem a bit.

- We... lyaka-lyaka?

-Come on.

But here's the problem.

Grandfather made limoncello, but there is no one to drink.

-Is that alcohol?
- What kind of alcohol?

20 degrees.
- I don't drink that.

- All right, Lenok.

Well, let's secure our truce.

Well, what are you doing in a pose?

-Electricity and badminton is the maximum,
which you can count on.

You disgust me, primate.

- So, you are also weak on the front, girlfriend?

I understand you.

I had an affair with one musician.

Well, my sorcerer found out about it.

You yourself understand -
eyes glow, do not blur.

-Is this cheating?

-Well, yes.
-How did you reconcile?

- Well, he's just once - clap!

And then - soul to soul.

- Friends, clap for love.

- I love you, friends.

-On the.

- Isn't that meat?
-Not really. Salo!

-Glad!

Pack up, we're leaving.
Mom, I'm talking to my friends.

- Come to us, mother. Do you want salsa?

- Glad, let's go.
Mom, stop it, I'm already 50.

-How many?
-How many?

I will decide when I leave.

-As you know.
-Really, girlfriend, we'll look after her!

I answer!

-Are you poked mice, huh?

Firecrackers for the evening!

It hasn't even gotten dark yet!

- Piss off!

I have never seen fireworks!

(roar, scream)

(tense silence)

- Pupils are normal.

There is no concussion.

Will live.

- Campaign, we are all the same person for them.

-And this is very good.

- Do you still want to stay here?

- Yeah, it's so much fun.

- The shuttle will be on duty nearby.

And I'll leave my police girlfriends behind.

I hate this Baron!

I told him everything in his obscene face!

-Why why? Is it sometimes
Can't turn on your brain?

Now just wait for trouble.

Lena,

you are so...

heifer!

I think your break is overdue.

Isn't it time for you under the apple tree?

(Zhannat Kerimbaev - "I'm flying away")
-Impossible to tell

My story for you.

Very difficult.

Remembering like a dream

How we met you

Be careful.

-It seems to have gone well. Yes?

-Purple, f***.

-Baron, well, look how our boys
made friends with the girls.

Maybe this, and we go there to them,
to Two Hills, shall we drive?

Or are we moving at all?
-What?

You know we all deserve
a better life.

Well you look -
they have technology, medicine there.

Mind you, I had testicular cancer.

So they cut them off for me, cured them
and sewed back!

-Remember, intelligent piece of sh*t.

None of my guys will go to the women.

In order not to lose eggs, like you.

-Glad,

maybe that's enough?

Time for you to sleep.

- Girl, this is a sign. Come after him.

-I don't know, it's violence.

- You half a tos!

Well, not at your age to twist your tail.

Let's.

Well done.

-Hera!

Gera?

Hero!
-A?

-Come here.

Go.

Gera,

I want you to hit me.

Right in the eye. Let's.
-What?

-Beat, otherwise we will not make peace,
so Torba said.

Yes, Rada.

I don't hit women.

So come on, you better lie down

sleep well.

- Well, forgive me, please.

Well, I didn't know you were that kind of owner.

Also this Lucius put pressure on me
with this "triangle of friendship".

Come on, hit me
and we'll make up soon.

-I do forgive you.

-Yes?
- Lie down.

- Well, then you lie down with me.

(hit)
Ay!

(groans)

- I'm glad, I'm sorry...
- And forgive me.

- I'll look for something cold.

(drowsy mumbling)

-Look!

Reconciled!
- I told you, it's a win-win.

-Help yourself.

What is this, animal blood?

- No, it's a beetroot.

With a hangover - the most topchik.

- Artist, let's do something cheerful.

It's sad at heart.

(folk song - "Black Raven")

-Black Raven...

-ABOUT!

-Why are you winding

Over my head?

-Glad,

we need to discuss something.

-Well?

-Black Raven, I'm not yours.

(Hera)
-I...

-What happened to him?

- He got bitten in the mouth by a bumblebee!

-Baron! He urgently needs to go to the city!

Until it's not too late!

Help!

- And my grandfather died from a bumblebee sting.

-Here, brother, drink.
- No, Baron, he needs to go to the city!

-Shut up, you dumb dog.
Moonshine is healing, now everything will pass.

Artist, don't piss! Let's sing with you
this one, "Black Crow", come on!

- No, no, Barosha, it seems that his song is sung.

Bumblebee is a funeral.

-Yes, mouths filled up.

Now I'll open the trachea -
breathe like a baby.

- Baron, maybe not?
Last time sucked!

- Bring him here!

- Friends, yesterday we visited Moscow
with a humanitarian mission.

Larisa slide.

As you can see, Muscovites do not hold grudges against us,

so bad situation
completely exhausted.

- Emergency report!

A Muscovite was brought to our intensive care unit,

attacked by a wild animal.

Presumably a bug.

Friends, take your guesses.
together with "Mother"

Will this poor guy survive?

"Mother" - play and guess.

And we have fresh news from the hospital.

-Girlfriends...

he is alive!

I'm talking about a bumblebee.

Gastric juice almost did not hurt him.

So buzz more.

And about the primacy, I generally keep quiet.

(women)
-This is wonderful!

-And our friend will release a bumblebee in Moscow,

I'm sure he has family there too.

-Gertos, what did they do?
with my hair?

They are so soft and smell delicious.

- It's a shampoo.
-Shampoo...

- Yeah.
- Bro, I don't want to leave here.

- And finally, I want to give you
this bike,

so that you can quickly
return to your friends.

-Very nice,
But I don't even know how to drive it.

Don't worry, we've thought of everything.

Good luck, dear friend!

-Stop!

Girlfriends,

what are we doing?

We take out the garbage from the city.

What if a bear bites him on the way?

- Hera, don't push it.

Let us hope for the best.

-Girlfriends! But Gera
sees to the very core!

Life behind the dome is not safe.

- Mom, what are you doing?

- Don't you have to sit under the apple tree?

-I'm already healed!

She opened my eyes!

The mother of the city showed us slides about
like purple in Moscow.

But let's ask a native Muscovite,
does he want to come back.

- No, of course, well!

-And what will you do? Shall we drive him away by force?

Or maybe we'll whistle "Nightingale"?

Girlfriends, you can treat me
like an ozone hole

but I believe that Muscovites are people too.

And they deserve it
to live like a human being.

Muscovites are people too!

-Yes!
Muscovites are people too!

(in chorus)
Muscovites are people too!

Muscovites are people too!

-What are you doing? I got you out of jail.
Thanks, I'm on my own.

And you get up in your favorite position.

-That's it, that's it, yeah!

- I talked to my mom.
Until we put him up with you?

You don't mind breaking
personal space.

- Glad, Iya and I had sex.

I don't know what came over me...

I probably did it to spite you.

But we now have one infidelity - one.

We are quits now.

-No.

When I had sex with Lucius
I didn't know you'd get hurt.

And you knew everything.

(Bhima - "Out")