01x06 - Episode 6

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Previously on Iron Wok Jan!

F-Forgive us, but...

Let's give that another go!

One more taste!

I need to taste it again!

What in the world did you make?

That can't just be
ordinary mushroom soup!

I used some Strophariaceae​
and Cortinariaceae​.

Totally nontoxic... unless
you combine them in a certain ratio,

which is when they produce
hallucinogenic and stimulant effects.

Magic mushrooms, eh?

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- Careful now!

- Right this way!

- Okay, stop for now.

It's already pretty hot, so be careful.

What do they even need
this huge griddle for?

Chief?!

Hot, hot, hot!

That's hot like the fires of hell...

Are they seriously gonna use
this thing in the cooking contest?

You're a real piece of work.

I don't even see you as a fellow chef.

So I'm gonna take you down.
My cooking's gonna toast you!

Look at what you did to the judges!

This is how they ended up after
you fed them that druggie soup!

And you call yourself a chef?!

This is getting good.

The story tells itself.

Is all you care about winning?!

Don't you care about
the people who eat your food?

I'll say it again! I won't stand for this!

I'll never accept it!

I'm Sawada Kei, the chef of flames,

and I'm going scorched earth
on your evil ambitions!

You hear me, Akiyama?!

That was perfect.

Yeah! You tell him!

Don't let him get away with it!

Who's gonna stop him if not you, Sawada?!

Looks like they're into it.

What now, Akiyama?
No one's on your side anymore.

Aw, he's made Jan out to be the bad guy!

I knew it.

Turned out just like how I figured.

He's got no chance if the judges
and crowd both turn against him.

That Sawada boy is gonna kick his a*s.

Time for you to be humiliated
in front of a live audience!

COMPETITOR WAITING ROOM

You okay?

Your cheek is really swollen.

Thanks, man.

Can't believe Kiriko
decked me like that...

What's wrong?

Gonna get some fresh air.

The tournament starts in 30, though.

I know. I won't be gone long.

That was a hell of a stunt
you pulled back there.

I won't forget it.

Right back at you.

You cook anything like that again,

and you're gonna get a lot worse
than a single slugging.

Because it's not cooking!
You poisoned them!

Let go already!

You're a real dumbass.

What kinda chef injures their good hand?

It won't make a difference!

What kind of chef cooks
with hallucinogenic mushrooms?!

We are now ready to begin

the first round of matches
for the Chinese Chef Championship!

The scoring system will be distinct
from the qualifiers!

We have ten judges, each of which
can award up to ten points

for a grand total of one hundred!

It's that guy!

And moving forward, the audience
will also be involved in the scoring!

A hundred of you can add one point to the
score for an additional hundred points!

Just press the button to cast your vote
for who you think has the better dish!

And now...

It's time for our first match!
Here come our chefs!

From Roppongi's Kun Lun, it's Sawada Kei!

Sawada-kun!

You can do it, Sawada!

We're on your side!

And for his opponent...

We have Akiyama Jan
from Gobancho's Chinese in Ginza!

You've got some nerve even showing up,
you shameless freak!

You're a stain on the art of cooking!

Lose already, you dumbass!

I love it! I love it! Time for you
to get humbled on national TV!

Let's see you lose so bad you disappear
for good, Akiyama, you brat!

What the...?

Is this part of the show?

Sawada-kun! Here you are!

Go, go, go!

What in the world?!

A giant griddle?!

Are they going to be cooking with that?

Most likely.

It went up in seconds!

Sorry, Akiyama,
but you're just cannon fodder.

No one can match me
in the blazing heat from this griddle.

The theme of our first match is...

Beef! Our competitors
will be making beef dishes!

Begin!

It's the first round of the
Chinese Chef Championship!

- And the theme for the first
showdown is beef!

- MATCH 1: BEEF DISHES

Hey, get a load of what Sawada picked out.

He's choosing all the most tender cuts.

- The rump round is a cut from the rear end
where the red meat flavor is richest.

- RUMP

- SIRLOIN

- In the case of Wagyu beef,
the sirloin is heavily marbled.

- TENDERLOIN

And the tenderloin is
especially soft and tender.

- Any of these cuts would be
perfect for steak.

- RUMP ROUND, SIRLOIN, TENDERLOIN

That's right. I'm going to prepare the
best cuts in the best fashion possible.

In comparison, Jan's cut of beef was...

Hey, he's grabbing shank!

Say what? He went for some
of the toughest meat?!

- SHANK

- The shank!

- An extremely stiff cut filled with
tendons and well-developed muscles!

- It's a poor choice for steak,
but it's filled with collagen,

- making it optimal for soup or stew.

Is this for real?

They're only picking ingredients
and the outcome's already obvious.

How is shank going to stand up
to rump or tenderloin?

Aw, come on, Jan! What're you doing?

Why would you pick such a cheap cut?

Right, Head Chef?

Now... it's showtime!

Look how fast he diced those onions!

Shall we dance?

Rockin' sauce!

What a showman!

Rockin' sauce?

Probably made from that onion base, right?

Look at those skewers!

They're so big!

Is this what the huge griddle was for?!

This Sawada fellow
is really quite talented.

He's got a great eye
for ingredient quality,

and he's both dexterous and speedy.

Before he cooked the meat,

he made sure to season it properly
and massage the flavor in.

He even made sure to utilize
the Chinese method of quick frying, too.

Look how he's cut the vegetables...

For all his fancy dancing, he still
managed to slice them perfectly.

Might be a real hot dog
when it comes to showin' off,

but he's a dedicated
craftsman at his core.

He puts on a show as good
as any performer I've encountered!

And now for the cl*max...

Fire!

That's awesome!

You go, fire dancer Sawada!

And now the finisher. My special
sauce for aroma and flavor...

How's that, Akiyama?

Come on! What are you doing, Jan?!

Are you seriously making a starchy
sauce this late in the game?!

There's no way you can beat Sawada's
cooking with that! It's too plain!

Don't you think, Head Chef?!

Magic.

Akiyama cooking is supposed to
be magic... or so I hear.

He may be casting a spell as we speak.

M-Magic?

The question is how many
of the judges will realize the trick.

And that's time!

Please finish up and prepare for judging.

Here it is.

My dish, which hyped up the judges
and the crowd to the max

with a show of fire and smoke!

Sawada Kei's unbeatable tie ban shao!

Even the most intensely heated iron wok

pales in comparison to the inferno
of this giant griddle.

You lose, Akiyama Jan!

Well, it sure is fragrant.

The smoky sauce is giving
the meat a great aroma.

Don't mind if I do...

Oh, that's fantastic!

You used smoke and flame
to make a real work of art!

And the meat is so tender!

It's quite juicy.

This flashy dish matches
your style, Sawada-kun.

Thank you very much.

But man...

Akiyama-kun, you're sweating up a storm.

You must've worked so hard
on whatever dull dish you whipped up.

The only thing dull around here is you.

I made something that was worth
all the sweat it took.

Something true to the soul
of Chinese cooking.

Is that right?

MATCH 1: BEEF DISHES

Wh-What is this?

Where's that burst
of applause comin' from?

With this dish...

I'm going to see if these judges
know what they're doing.

S-Starchy sauce?!

That's the sound of adding
starchy sauce to guoba?!

All right.

- This is Akiyama-style guoba!

- TAIJI GUOBA: CRISPY RICE WITH
TWO COLORS OF STARCHY SAUCE

- I think I'll call it taiji guoba!

- Taiji, cosmic dualism,

manifests in Chinese cooking philosophy
as a focus on balancing ying and yang!

It is symbolic of the nature of all
creation and the universe itself!

Go on, eat up.

Wait, hey, what is that?

Guoba with meat and vegetable sauces.

Guoba?

Guoba is made by gently Fl*ttening cooked
glutinous rice and then dehydrating it.

When fried in oil at a low temperature,
it puffs up while remaining crispy.

And when you pour starchy sauce
on freshly fried guoba,

the oil pops with a remarkable sound!

Normally, you'd cook the meat
and vegetables together...

But it looks like he kept them separate.

That brown sauce is made
with the gelatin-rich shank

and seasoned with doubanjiang,
sake, and soy sauce.

The white one was made
with four types of vegetables.

The asparagus was flash-fried
to keep its vivid green color,

and there's thinly sliced carrots, celery,
and shiitake mushrooms that were boiled.

It was seasoned with salt and pepper
and thickened with potato starch.

Looks like he's made a sort of
meat and veggie liang wei guoba.

Liang wei guoba?

But where does the magic come into it?

The judges will have to be
the ones to figure that out.

Gotta say, for the two hours you worked
on it, guoba ain't very exciting...

A rice dish, really?

The dual color scheme
is rather innovative, I'd say.

Well, let's try it.

I see. It's got a very homey flavor.

But I have to say... it is somewhat plain.

Especially compared to Sawada-kun's dish.

His was downright glamorous,
down to the exquisite ingredients he used.

This shank dish is good, but...

Kiss my a*s, Akiyama!

I wanna see you beet red
when you taste defeat!

Well, I should probably
give it a try myself.

Guoba?

Did that dumbass seriously think he could
win this tournament with a dish like this?

Wh-What the...? This flavor...!

Looks like you get it.

If nothing else,
I guess your palate is first-rate.

Ain't that right, Otani-san?

What's this?

Is something the matter, Otani-san?

Listen up! Otani-sensei recommends
comparing both dishes.

And do it blindfolded this time.

Blindfolded?

Th-This little sh*t...

Oh?

Well, now!

The flavor is coming through more clearly.

And if I'm not mistaken...
Akiyama's is better!

Having your eyes covered
helps you focus on the taste.

You get the crispy texture of the guoba

and the gelatinous flavor from
the shank combining wonderfully.

And the vegetable sauce has
a freshness that helps magnify it all.

I see!

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Whoa, hang on...

You really know your stuff, Otani-san!

Closing our eyes to "see" the flavor!

I'm just now noticing that
there's another note in here...

Do you know what it is, Otani-san?

Go on...

Otani-sensei.

I-It's the oil, all right?

It's gotta be the scent of the oil
he fried the guoba with...

The oil?

The scent of the oil, eh?

Why, I had no idea that oil alone
could provide so much flavor.

You've really shown me
the light here, Otani-sensei.

Guoba with starchy sauce is gonna be
like a beef bowl or veggies on rice!

The rice absorbs the umami of the beef
and vegetables, giving it fragrance!

It's obviously gonna be good!

I think I see the error of my ways.

There's more to providing
a feast than just fancy food.

Sawada's cooking was indeed delicious.

He used the finest-quality meat
and refined cooking techniques

to make excellent tie ban shao.

But the dish he crafted after
inflaming the judges' expectations

was, from any angle, merely a feast!

Meanwhile, Jan used tough shank
and ordinary vegetables

to create a plain dish like guoba.
He used cheap ingredients,

but by sparing no effort,
he created something

multiplying the potential
of the ingredients severalfold!

- And the result... was truly delicious!

- TIANXIADIYI CAI: A FIRST-RATE DISH

You should get going, Kiriko.
Your match is next, right?

Yeah.

B-But the score hasn't been
announced yet...

The outcome's obvious. Akiyama won.

The fact that the judges
aren't sure how to score it

shows that they're under his spell.

They feel his no-effort-spared approach
embodies the soul of Chinese cooking.

Yeah, using cheap ingredients

but going all out to make sure they
taste way better than they should...

That really is the soul
of Chinese cooking.

But he made a damn fool of me again!

Even ended up roping me
into a victory for himself!

Akiyama... like hell I'm letting you
get away with this!

The soul of Chinese cooking...

I'm impressed with Akiyama.

Just how many tricks does
he have up his sleeve?

The first match of our first round...

goes to Akiyama Jan
from Gobancho's Chinese!

- There is nothing that can outdo
the soul of Chinese cooking!

- AKIYAMA JAN PROCEEDS TO THE SECOND ROUND

Great work yesterday.

I was nervous for a while there,
but you scored a big win!

Of course I did. Cooking is supposed
to be a competition.

You wanna give this a try?

Can I?

A strong left arm makes
for stronger cooking.

That's why I'm always training mine.

Don't overdo it, now.

'Kay...!

These scars... They're so lame.
Hope no one ever sees them.

But at the same time, they're...

Who's there?! I'm using the shower!

Wait outside!

What the hell?
You could at least answer...

sh*t! My back!

Ow!

Kiriko, huh?

What do you want?

I-I still haven't accepted
what you did in the prelims.

Yeah? I won the "legit" way
in the first round though, didn't I?

Just the way you like it.

Since when do you know what I like?!

You...

saw my back, didn't you?

Yeah, I did.

What's with the scars?
Who did that to you?

None of your business.

Besides, if you're that worried about me,
maybe focus on healing yourself instead.

That sounds like none of your business!

And don't misunderstand.
They're not scars.

What? They sure look like it to me.

You're wrong!

They're... the source of
my confidence as a chef.

Me and my old man's obsession,
carved into flesh!

EPISODE 6: THE SOUL OF CHINESE COOKING