32x07 - Petered Out

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Real World"...

- Tyara is fine as hell.

She got a*s, and she got swag.

[thumping club music]

- She’s twerking on him,

and he’s, like, receiving the twerkage.

Makes me so mad.

- You’re super early.

- [laughs]

- It’s a big deal, because I’m telling her

I have a crush on her on national television.

- I just feel like your sister

is the wedge between me and you.

- I’m sorry. - [sighs]

Me and Anna are done.

And I’m like, you know what? Great.

That’s awesome. I don’t care.

We are done.

- I just went out and to dinner with my ex-boyfriend,

and everything was fine, and you’re okay with it.

- I trust you. - No, I know.

There’s not one thing

that Travis should have an issue with, or worry about.

[dramatic drums]

♪

[upbeat techno music]

♪

[laid-back synth music]

♪

- [whimpers]

[sighing] Okay.

Stop. Theo,

I [bleep] saw a spider. - Ah, damn, son.

- Theo-- [giggles]

- It’s on your back. - Theo--

[giggles] I’m not--

- I don’t think you saw it.

- This is not funny.

I saw a spider. I know I saw a spider.

It was a creepy spider.

I’m not sleeping in my bed.

-Is this an excuse to climb into his bed?

- No, this is not an excuse. [laughs]

- I understand. We’re dating, but not dating.

But I’m three weeks in without [bleep] a [bleep], cuz.

Do you know what it’s like to wake up every morning

with a hard-a*s b*ner?

And not be able to do anything with it?

You can’t [bleep] off, ’cause there’s, like,

a million cameras looking at your a*s.

- [indistinct groans]

I still feel like [bleep].

- What are you gonna do about your boyfriend?

- I feel like I’m throwing away

something that could be my future, and...

it’s just--it’s breaking my heart completely.

[line trilling]

- [sighs]

- What are you doing? - The big man,

you okay with being recorded?

- Yeah, I’m okay with being recorded.

- Some [bleep] going down last night.

- Oh, of course, obviously. With that girl Amy

or whatever her name is? - No, not with her.

[laughs] No...

- With who? - Somebody else.

- Nice.

- I’m over Anna. I can care less about her.

I like Jenn, like...

It’s a tough situation.

She has, like, a boy thing-- a boyfriend back home.

It’s [bleep] up, dude. [sighs]

- That’s not good, man.

- [groans]

I done [bleep] up. - Oh, my God.

I already know what she’s gonna say.

- You know what I’m gonna say.

Wait, no, hold on, wait...

- No way.

Okay.

- Can we talk about it in the confessional?

- Yeah, you wanna go in there?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay.

- Damn. - Yeah.

- Damn, girl. - Yeah.

[sighs][bleep]

- [bleep] my life

right now, though.

- What happened? - Mm.

- I kissed him.

- You kissed him or he kissed you?

- I just, like, turned my head. - Oh,

and then what did he do after that?

He kissed you back, or... - Yeah.

- I know your man’s not gonna be happy about that.

He’s not-- - It really [bleep] sucks,

and I almost wish that I didn’t, like, talk about him here,

because now I feel like I made a fool of him.

And that’s literally what’s-- I’m gonna start crying--

- No, don’t cry, boo.

- No. - Don’t cry.

Come on, girl, don’t cry.

- Mm...

- Look, everybody [bleep] up.

- It’s not an excuse, though. - I know it’s not an excuse.

- I totally just broke his heart.

- No. - [sniffles]

I made a promise

that I wouldn’t do anything like this,

and... unfortunately,

I [bleep] that up.

Oh, guys. I’d go nuts without you guys.

- You don’t know. Wake me up, [bleep].

- Let’s do this.

- Well, hopefully you’re just forgiven.

’Cause it wasn’t that big event--it’s not like

you did this huge-- [ringtone chimes]

- He’s calling me. I feel like I’m gonna throw up

right now. - Hello.

- I [bleep] up.

- Okay. You know, I figured

for something to actually happen like this,

you’d have a little more emotion when you told me.

’Cause your emotion was towards me, and...

that’s not you.

Kay? So... - Yeah.

- Now go ahead, and enjoy yourself.

I hope this five seconds of fame is worth it.

Good-bye.

- Kay, I knew he was gonna hang up, so that’s why

I didn’t even say anything.

[groans]

I wasn’t really expecting...

a specific reaction, but I w--I had a feeling

that things were gonna be done.

So I’m kind of just a ball of emotions at the moment.

- What do you now? Can you keep hooking up

with Peter? I’m confused.

- I’m not planning to hook up with Peter again.

But at the same time, it’s really tough,

because I do feel attracted to Peter.

But I don’t really know how he feels.

I feel like I need to have a conversation with him.

-♪ I’m in all the way ♪

♪ Over my head

- Hey.

What’s up? - I’m just--I...

I [bleep] up bad. - What?

- Peter didn’t tell you? - Huh?

- Peter didn’t tell you-- - You guys made out?

- Yeah.

Man, I’m really pissed off at myself.

- This is my-- this is my question to you.

If you like Travis as much as you say you do, why’d you do

what you did last night? - I can’t answer that.

They what-- - That’s fair.

- I was talking to the girls, and they were just like--

They said the same thing. They’re like,

"Why did you do it?" And I was like,

"I can’t answer that." I have no [bleep] idea.

- So... - You had a moment of weakness.

You did something out of impulse.

You had an experience. We’re here for experiences.

And that’s what we’re gonna do.

I’m a little disappointed that she went and, uh,

hooked up with someone when she has a man at home.

On--and on the other hand, I do care about Jenna as a friend.

She’s a good person. I know she’s got a good heart.

I’ll always be there for her when she needs me,

and, uh, hopefully it’s vice versa.

All right. We’re here to have fun,

so don’t stress yourself about it.

- [groans] Thanks, Rob.

- You got it. - You the best.

- [indistinct] - What up, what up, what up.

- Is that a new shirt, man? - Give me two seconds with Pete.

- Yeah, word-word-word. - Two seconds.

- Hey, you should really talk to Jenn at this party.

- [laughs] - My boy?

- Yeah. - No hard feelings?

- No. - It’s cool.

- About what? - With Jenn.

She said that you guys made out.

- Um... Well...

- Listen, I knew it happened

because I saw it written all over her face.

She’s my ex. She’s in the past. - Yeah.

- I don’t want you to feel some type of way about it,

and I don’t want you to think that we’re gonna have bad blood.

I just want you to know, I know, it’s straight.

There ain’t no way about it. - Good, all right, word, yeah.

- Cool. - I--I--honestly, like, I was

gonna tell you at the day party. - Yeah, yeah-yeah.

Yo, it’s straight. - Because I don’t know how she

f--I haven’t talked to her yet. Like, I don’t know what the

[bleep] is good with her. But I don’t want her to feel,

like, weird towards me. - No, I don’t think

she feels weird towards you. I think you just gotta talk

to her. She’s a very understanding person

- I think everything happens for a reason,

whether it was good or bad.

So the next step is, I guess, to, uh,

just talk to Jenn before she talks to Anna,

because I don’t know what the [bleep] Anna’s gonna say.

- Ladies and gentlemen, it’s :.

Do you know where your children are?

I do. It’s about to get turnt up.

Day shift, baby.

Sun’s out, g*ns out.

[grunting]

Turn up.

[groovy synth music]

♪

- Oh, my God, there’s a c--

[laughs]

What are you doing?

Look at him smirking. - [indistinct]

♪

- I’m % concerned

to see what Anna kinda thinks of this situation,

because she’s my friend. Like, it’s girl code.

And I’m kind of just thinking to myself,

"oh, my God, this is gonna ruin my friendship with Anna."

- I did not want this to happen.

I wanted to talk with Jenn before Anna fills her head

with other [bleep].

I just don’t trust her, so...

Ah, here we go.

♪

[sensual club music]

- I find a guy, and I’m dancing with him.

And I’m having a good time.

- I don’t wanna [bleep] talk to you.

Just drop the [bleep], bro. - Then don’t talk to me then.

- Cool, then stop bringing it up.

- I’m not nutting these other [bleep], ’cause I’ma come

right back at your a*s, ’cause you know the truth.

- Bro, what? - Bro!

- Dude, leave me the [bleep] alone.

[synth music]

- Wow, Anna’s definitely taking it

a lot better than I thought.

[sighs] It’s such a relief.

[laughs]

- Peter, he probably does genuinely like her.

Like, I hope so, because I don’t want him to hurt her.

- You’re not jealous at all? - No,

there’s not an ounce of jealousy whatsoever.

[scoffs] Have him.

[laughs]

- God, I really wish you talked to me first.

- I know, well--she came at me. - I really did.

I just don’t want you to feel awkward ’cause of Anna.

- I definitely feel better because I talked to her,

but it just, like--I don’t know,

I don’t do good with confrontation.

I don’t do--do good with tension, like, I’m freaking out.

- I literally can give two [bleep].

- Yeah, neither can I. - He’s such a little b*tch.

I feel bad for Jenn, that she’s actually attracted to Peter.

But I mean, if she likes him, she likes him.

You know, what am I gonna do?

She saw how Peter reacted towards Anna...

Have fun.

- [moans]

- I’m kinda just, like-- my mind’s spinning right now,

honestly. - I’m sorry.

- No, it’s--I--I--I mean, I will be honest,

I was avoiding you all morning, because, like, I just--

just didn’t know, like, if you were gonna approach me.

So, like-- - Yeah.

- I’m not the type of person-- - I know what you’re gonna say.

Listen, I didn’t use you to get back at Anna.

Like, I’m a genuine person, and I wear my heart

on my sleeve. We’re the same exact people.

I’m not the type of person that will...

try to get back at people, and play bull[bleep] games.

- No, I know, but-- - Jenn, I’m not like that.

- I know, but you have to look at it from my perspective.

How do you think I feel? Where it’s just like,

oh, is it gonna work out with Anna, her sister’s here,

so what if her sister wasn’t here?

Like, you would’ve never-- I wouldn’t even be a thought.

- When I first met you, what’d you tell me?

- That I had someone back home. - Okay.

Honestly, if you--if-- if you said you were single

off the bat, different story.

I met you first. % different story.

Do you not want me to, like, pursue you, or not?

Like, I don’t--I don’t get it. - I--I--I don’t know.

Like, I do, but I don’t.

- We’ll just, uh--I guess we’ll just see what happens, like--

- Yeah.

[mellow rock music]

♪

- Did you go to -Eleven, dude? - Yeah.

- Get some FUNYUNS? - Yup.

- This mother[bleep] is definitely eating FUNYUNS

right now. - I’m gonna try one.

- Oh, my God, they’re in the bag, like--

- Oh, my God. - Yo, I haven’t had those

in a long time. That’s why I was saying,

"Yeah, I’m gonna get these." - Oh, I have to burp.

[belches] - What are we doing?

- Huh? - What are we doing tonight?

- I’m down to chill, but I’m down to do something.

- If everyone’s gonna go, then I’ll go,

but, like, if--

- Can we just-- can we just say, like,

the OGs are going?

- Yeah, what the [bleep]. - Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah, do that.

- Let’s just do that. - For real.

Just like--just bring it up on the low.

- So it looks like the original seven,

the OGs, are going out tonight.

All right, now I’m feeling good, now I’m feeling good.

Let’s do this.

[club music]

- Bat phone. - Hey, man, you guys are

free to go. - We are good to go.

All right, thank you so much. - Thank you.

All right, buddy.

All right, we’re good to go.

- Roll out.

♪

- I care about Theo, but I’m not ready to trust him

as, like, a boyfriend.

So I find a guy, I’m dancing with him,

and I’m having a good time.

♪

- So Tyara’s talking to this professional soccer player.

It does bother me.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t.

You know, I thought we had something.

- My guy that I was dancing on,

he was a professional soccer player.

- No way. - Him?

- I wanna see what he’s [bleep] working with.

- True. - Oh, my God.

- What if it’s, like, this big? - [laughs]

- She’s friend-zoning me.

She’s friend-zoning me.

- She’s just friend-zoning you?

- Me and T, we gonna go through our [bleep].

- Yeah. - We gonna hate each other

one day, later on through the night, we gonna be cool.

That is what it is. - ’Cause you’re a good person.

Do you see how she’s feeling on me right now, all sexual?

- Hey, T, as much-- Hey, real [bleep], T,

I don’t give a [bleep] if you and I

don’t ever have no type of...

any... romance, whatever the case may be.

But guess what?

I would date the [bleep] out of you.

I would put a baby in your a*s.

I feel like I’ve been valuing her,

but that’s only from my perspective.

I just want her to understand, I’m just doing things

based off of my own heart, and my own feelings.

It’s just that simple.

T, I have nothing to say. - What do you have to say?

- Nah, you remember what you said to me last morning?

- What? Let me see.

- Nope, nope. - Let me see.

- Mm-mm, nope. You see what I’m saying?

Look at you, look at you.

You see what I’m saying? - Let me see.

T, what did you just say to me the other day?

What’d you just say.Stop.

[fake crying]T, stop.

Stop.

[sensual music]

♪

[ringtone chimes]

- If this guy doesn’t bloody stop calling me--

- Let me pick up, let me pick up...[mumbling]

[cell phone chimes]

- What are you gonna say? - Hello.

- Hello, what’s up? - Yo, what up?

- Tyara told us to come to that address, so...

- Did she really?

What the [bleep].

I told her, "I would most definitely date you,"

maybe five minutes ago.

- All right, bye.

- Man, this is [bleep] up. [laughs]

Like, are you serious?

- Stop it. - Get up, get up.

- Hun. - Let’s go.

- Wait, we’re gonna talk about it.

- You gotta call your dude back, though.

He was supposed to come here.

Man, you are [bleep] difficult, for real.

I get denied every single day.

You know hard that can hit?

- Fine, I’ll go.

I can play your little game.

Jordan!

Jordan, this is not working.

- The only thing I know, like, from my personal,

like, opinion, is just that, like, I feel like, you know,

half the time you, like, wanna act like you don’t care,

and half the time you gonna act like you do.

You guys keep on teetering back and forth.

- That’s what I’m saying. I keep trying to figure

this [bleep] out. I’m like, "Theo, let’s just be

"brothers and sisters since you wanna be wish-washy, ’cause

I don’t [bleep] understand." And then the next day,

he’ll flirt with me.

Like, you’re confusing as [bleep].

And I’m [bleep] over it.

And every night that we go out, you g--you guys are gonna get

the Tya that you got tonight. I’m gonna go out,

I’m gonna have fun,

I’m gonna do what the [bleep] I wanna do,

because I’m tired of holding myself back

for a [bleep] that does not give a [bleep], period.

[man singing indistinctly]

[somber music]

♪

[groovy synth music]

- [sighs]

I’m like dreading this right now.

- Why? It hurts? - I’m getting waxed.

- Oh. I’ve never had a wax anything.

- I hate getting my eyebrows done.

-When we dated, I actually bought a wax machine

to wax his eyebrows once a week.

Hello. - Hello.

Come with me, I do for you.

- All right. - [laughs]

- You guys are about to hear some funny a*s noises.

[ripping noises]

Ow. -Oh, my God,

He is such a diva.

- No pain, no gain. - I know. No pain, no gain.

- Look at this. - The struggle of being a girl.

- Eesh.

[rips] - t*rture.

- [gasps] Nah, I’m only playing.

- Don’t scare me, man. - Nah, they look great.

I gotta do what I gotta do. I gotta stay fresh.

Maz Robbie nation. Ha.

- Bye, thank you. - Thank you, appreciate it.

- Thanks. - Bye-bye, thank you.

- My head’s spinning.

I’m just not feeling myself today.

- I wouldn’t be feeling myself.

I wouldn’t know how to handle this, but, uh...

Does Pete wanna still pursue it?

- He said that--he said that if--if he--if I want him to,

then yes. But it’s just like you--

I just, like, have insecurities, so I don’t know.

- Seems like an honest guy. - I know, but

it’s only been a week. - But I have pretty bad judge

of character. - Yeah, me too, me too.

- I don’t know how I care.

You know, I--I ask myself, "Why am I putting myself

in the middle of her situation?"

Do I feel guilty for maybe some of the things

I did when we were in a relationship?

Am I trying to be a better person?

I think that has a lot to do with it.

♪

Tyara and I not talking right now, affects me because

I love her as a woman, as a person,

as a soul.

- God damn, Theo. - I’m going through it, bro.

- Yeah. - We keep doing all this

stupid a*s [bleep]. All this arguing.

- It’s either you guys are [bleep] with each other,

or you guys ain’t [bleep] with each other.

Whatever the hell it is, it’s like,

just make up your minds. - I’m just tired of it.

It’s getting annoying.

[upbeat synth music]

♪

- Mike getting dressed. Ay!

both: Mike getting dressed. Ay!

- Towel-- [squeals]

[laughter]

Oh, God, that was great. - That was.

- Don’t you like our song?

- I don’t know what happened between, like, me and Jenn.

Like, we just, like, out of nowhere, like, clicked.

Like, and I wasn’t expecting that, which is cool.

Like, you know how it is. - Hey, sneaky.

- I was just telling them about how I felt about you.

- So you genuinely like Jenn, right?

You’re not just with Jenn, because

it didn’t work out with Anna? - Damn, bro.

- No, nah, but I-- - I’m just saying.

- I totally understand, like, why that you would think that.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Anybody would think that.

It’s--it’s legit. - No, we--we--we talked about

that [bleep]. - ’Cause you guys

are cute together. - Thank you, yeah,

but just know it wasn’t because of her.

- Aw, you’re so cute, though. - Yeah, thanks.

I mean, like, I was being serious, though, like, I, like--

You know... [laughs]

- It’s all right. - Don’t act all shy now.

- I wasn’t acting shy. - He’s so cute.

- Come on, let it out. - I’m dead a*s, like--

- [lips squeaking] - [laughter]

- Really? - Ooh!

- Oh, [bleep], sorry--I’m going--I’m gonna leave now.

- We’re gonna go. - Pop, kiss, and drop.

- [laughter] - My man.

[door squeaks]

- Hurrah--wait, I wanna go outside

for a cigarette, only like-- - I wanna change.

- Ew too. [fake moaning]

- Ring girl status.

You get to Ring girl, get to Ring girl.

You remember it. - [laughs]

- [grunting] - [whispering]

- Me and my sister, we used to do this when we were younger.

Anna used to do this to me.

She’d act like she was, like, the Ring lady,

from the movie "The Ring." - [demonic croaking]

- That Ring girl gonna have fun.

- Ring girl. - [laughs]

[gibbers]

[dramatic synth music]

- You’re so mature...

It’s a [bleep] joke, yo. Chill the [bleep] out.

Seriously, like, grow up.

Peter Pan won’t [bleep] fly over here tonight.

Yo, he sucks, you can’t argue with him.

- Nobody [bleep] likes them both.

Nobody [bleep] likes them. Like, it’s bull[bleep].

Why talk about somebody’s family when you don’t know

anything about my mother?

- Peter Pan’s out of Neverland. Go to bed.

Hey, baby boy, I can pick you up and wreck you.

Peter, you had everyone believing

that Anna was in love with you, or some [bleep].

- I don’t give a [bleep] about your sister or you.

- Yo, you have another girl that you care about

in your [bleep] arms, bro. Have some--

- Just don’t tell-- - Some respect, yo.

- And you have no idea what the [bleep] you’re talking about.

I’m going to the [bleep] room. I--I--I--I’m done.

- Love you.

[swinging rock music]

- I don’t have any swim bottoms on.

I’m just wearing [bleep] shorts.

I just want my boobs to get tan. - [laughs]

- You know, I’ve seen your t*ts more than I’ve seen my own.

- She’s like, "Surprise," yeah. - I need my boobs to get tan.

They’re pale as hell.

- Anna, where’s, like, my bikini bottoms and [bleep]?

- Um, what do you mean? - Because you’ve been [bleep]

around with all my clothes.

- I didn’t touch your bikini bottoms.

[upbeat music]

♪

- [screams playfully]

- Ah! - Okay.

- I have, like, daddy long-arms.

[camera shutter clicks]

♪

- Seriously, though, I really hope we have fun this weekend.

- I think we will. Why wouldn’t we?

- People who wanna bring their [bleep] drama,

and be negative. - Talk to Peter about, like,

not trying to be-- go out of his way to be mean.

- I felt like he was a negative person.

I legit was joking around when he asked who--where my--

whose purse it was, and I said your momma’s.

It’s li--it wasn’t even funny. It was the stupidest joke ever.

Like, how is that even hurtful?

- I feel like I’m caught in the middle.

- Well, he’s putting you in the middle.

I think he’s trying to start drama between us.

- I feel like it’s not gonna work.

- But isn’t it kind of annoying, though--yeah,

that’s what I’m saying, though. You’re doing an amazing job.

- Ah. - Mm.

- [chuckles] - What is that? It’s creepy.

- My fingers. Are you ticklish?

- Yes, I’m super ticklish.

- I’m kind of hitting that mark

where I’m, like, borderline insane.

Now, like, I’m literally losing my insanity.

I feel like I need to, like, get out more and do more...

- Yeah. - Because I’ve been so cooped up

in the house. - Like, that’s how--where it

comes to, like, over the whole Peter thing, it’s just, like,

is it only a worry, ’cause, like, he slept with me?

- Mm-hmm, yeah. - That kinda thing?

That’s why I’m just, like,ugh...

It’s so hard to cope, but I also just, like--

I never think anyone actually likes me,

so that’s also the problem - Yeah, me too.

Mostly from, like, past relationships--

- Mm-hmm. - And insecurities with myself--

- Yup.

- So that affects the future relationships,

which sucks, but it’s like at the same time, you can’t

really control it sometimes. - Mm-hmm.

- I have the ugly duckling syndrome.

So, like, when I was little, I was ugly as [bleep].

Like, I can admit that I was ugly as hell.

And I kinda, like, morphed into this decent-looking woman.

So sometimes I have my moments where I’m like,

"I know I’m not hot [bleep]."

’Cause I--I’ve had the ugly duckling sy-syndrome.

- We suck. - We suck so bad.

- [laughs] - So bad.

[groovy synth music]

- All right, so choose now. Are you team Theo or team Tya?

’Cause that’s what’s-- - I’m not choosing [bleep].

- Now. - Why?

- I’m tired of waking up every morning, and not knowing

if she’s [bleep] with meor not.

- You know she [bleep] with you. - Nah.

She can bring buddy back.

She can [bleep] him right next to me.

I’ma wake up, give him a high-five,

and tell him, "Pound harder."

I’m not-- - That’s not funny.

- It ain’t funny, ’cause I’m serious.

- Tya has told me a lot of times

that she’s done with Theo. Theo has told me

a lot of times that he’s over it.

I’m just tryin’ to continue to help them.

You guys obviously, like-- you have something,

you guys like each other. And I just don’t want you

to be awkward. - As God as my witness,

I’m not gonna be awkward.

I’m bout to be the same... Theo.

- You always get [bleep]faced.

- I don’t get drunk.

- Trouble, though. - Ay, let’s go.

- Jordan, hurry the [bleep] up.

- Theo, let’s go. Tya and Theo--

My idea is to have them sit in the confessional,

and just say what they need to say,

but maybe at this time, need and have a mediator.

Get your a*s in there.

- All right, all I’m gonna say is

I can’t speak on the situation. I don’t know it.

All I’m saying is a million times I’d say,

"Go fix it with Tya." "Tya, go talk to Theo."

- Mm-hmm. - You guys just need to talk.

- You both clearly have some type of feelings

for each other, so you gotta realize,

okay, do I wanna pursue it? Yes or no?

Do I wanna pursue it? Maybe not right now?

Maybe later? That’s fine.

- I’m tired of running up behind a person, AKA you.

I’m tired that everything I do, I gotta make sure

that I don’t do a certain amount of things, just because

Tya’s gonna get mad.

But T can do what she wants to do.

Literally everything I do, regardless of y’all--

Y’all might sit here and say, "Theo gonna try

to play your a*s, Theo gonna try to play your a*s."

Regardless, I don’t give no [bleep].

Y’all gonna sit here and do y’all girl talk.

Y’all gonna do all the same [bleep].

Guess what? I’ma take the L.

Did she dance on other [bleep]? Yes.

She danced on mother[bleep] Mike, but guess what? It’s cool.

She’s having fun. I’ma take that L,

and I’ma leave that [bleep] alone.

But guess what? Guess if I dance with a [bleep],

what’s gonna [bleep] happen? I’ma get chewed out.

But say me and you been talking. - T--T!

- My point exactly. See what the [bleep] I’m saying?

[droning synth music]

- Tell her to leave me alone. I told ya I shouldn’t--

- You tell her. - Tell her to leave me alone.

I’m tired of this dumbass [bleep].

I’m tired of this stupid a*s [bleep]

with the same mother[bleep], bro.

[tense synth music]

- Calm down, bro, don’t be so mad.

What’s going on? - T’s [bleep] annoying.

- She’s doing this [bleep] to get your attention.

You giving her something that she never had, bro.

You told her she didn’t have her father in her life, bro.

- No, she told me she didn’t have her father.

- Okay, she told you that, and you became her...

man figure. I don’t wanna say father figure.

You became her man figure.

You just gotta tell her that you just wanna--

- Hey, Kaz, hey, Kaz, Kaz... - Keep everything kosher,

and you just wanna be her friend.

Nothing more, nothing less, bro. That’s it.

But the sleeping in the bed [bleep]?

- Bro, say what you’re saying... - That has to stop.

That has to stop, bro.

- I’m leaving this [bleep] alone.

- So on big dad, you done with her?

- Correct, I just straight up-- - Say it, say it.

- On big dad, I’m done. - Okay, I’m done.

- I mean, I’m gonna eat, but I’m gonna eat

in a little bit. - What are you gonna eat?

- Those wings. [both laughing]

- Like, do you have more food? - You only took three.

- I know. There’s five.

- I only had two. - You gave one to Robbie.

No, it doesn’t make sense. How many wings you get?

Twelve? - There’s five left.

- Yeah, so that means I had three, you had two.

- Okay, so I get three. - Mm, you get three,

I’ll take two. - You get two.

I’m talking, and here he comes right now,

[bleep] by the computer.

- Creeping through the window? - Creeping through the window.

- If you’re not up, when I get up before you,

I just, like, walk outta my room,

and I can just see your little [bleep] feet, like--

- How do you see my feet? - ’Cause your feet hang off

the bed, dude. - Okay, but your bed--

your room is, like, all the-- - Yeah, I take a wide turn.

[both laughing] - Take a wide turn into my feet.

[erratic synth music]

What did she get? She got food. - Yeah, what did you get?

Bring that over here. - She got food.

- Bring that a*s here,girl.

- [moans playfully] - I like it.

- Can I get one fry?

- Mmm.

- [gasps] - We need ketchup on it, bro.

- No ketchup, just throw us a fry.

Ooh, I caught that [bleep]!

- That was a great catch. - Ooh! Mmm.

- It was right behind a [bleep]. - These are [bleep] delicious.

- What’s going on upstairs?

- I always just feel the presence of him,

and I don’t want it...

at all.

- At all.

- No Brit. - Delete.

- Delete. Veto!

- Backspace, backspace... - Return!

- [laughs] Return.

- I wanna return this item. Delete!

Say it with me. Delete!

- Delete! - Delete!

- Delete! - Veto!

- [laughs]

- Mmm, nom, nom. - Nom, nom--

- [bleep] that. - I want those fries.

- Too bad.

[upbeat music]

♪

- I’m all sweaty and smelly. - [smooches]

- I’m just saying. - Yeah?

- Mm-hmm. - [laughs]

- [squeals] - I like sweat, I told you.

- Yeah, but you like smelly people?

’Cause I don’t like smelly people.

Actually, I really don’t smell that bad, okay.

- Jenn’s an amazing girl

Do wanna, like, get, like dinner tonight?

- Like go to dinner? - Yeah.

When I like somebody, I like them.

- I can do that. - I just wanna take her out

on a date, and I don’t [bleep] around with that.

- Mmm... Do I have Cheetos in my teeth?

- Mm, no.

- Fix the b--like, hook the back real quick,

’cause it’s like you usually think that the bell is like--

put the bell on the bottom.

There we go. - I wanna look nice.

It’s our first date, but I want him to be like,

"Damn, like, that’s my girl." [laughs]

I’m on a date with her.

- Heh, I just wanna press, like right in the middle.

In the middle, like, of your chest, like--

- Why? - It’s separated, like--

- You’re so weird, stop. [laughing]

- It’s like a separation.

[relaxing percussive music]

- This is my [bleep]. I can’t wait to walk in here

right now, I’m so excited.

Yeah, just for two, please.

We’re on our first date. - I--It’s date night.

- Cheers. - Yeah!

I love coconut. - Whoo!

So good. - It’s definitely crazy,

’cause meeting you, I didn’t think you were, like,

a good guy and-- - What’d you think I was?

Some scumbag? - No.

Like, I’m, like--I’m really, really, really glad

that we were able to connect on a friend level first.

- I’m so happy I’m here, with you.

- You’re adorable. - I’m serious.

- These apples or the caramel--yeah, right.

- I’m, like, not a big-- I hate caramel.

- Um, Peter won’t even look at me.

I wonder why. He acts like I did him dirty.

- Just try to hang out with him.

- Yo, I don’t even wanna step on Jenn’s toes.

I feel like she does like him.

- I think he’s, like-- Mike always said

he’s a relationship kinda guy. He’s possessive, you know.

- I mean, I don’t give a [bleep].

I just--honestly, as bad as it sounds, like,

I don’t wanna be like that girl who’s, like, "Watch out,"

because, you know what I mean-- - I know, you go a little crazy,

yeah. - There you go.

- Thank you. - Yup.

- You actually look like a crazy person.

- Yeah. I mean, she’ll learn.

She’s smart, she’ll get it.

[upbeat percussive music]

- I heard this might be a romantic date,

and nothing says romance more than grasshoppers.

- Ew, really? - Yeah-yeah, go on, go on.

- No. Ew! Uh-uh, no-no.

- Once. - No, I’m not doing it.

All right, here we go.

- Ew. [giggling]

- It’s good. It’s really salty.

- You ate a [bleep] cricket. - Will you still kiss me?

- Guess you’ll have to wait and find out.

♪

- I wanna do that photo sh**t with you right there.

- What photo sh**t? [gasps]

I love those things.

♪

- Kiss.

- Have a good night. - Thank you.

Best first date ever. - Ever, ever, ever.

♪

- It’s Jenn. Can I get de-mic’d?

- Lauren, it’s Peter, can I get de-mic’d?

♪

- Yes, yes, yes, of course he is.

- That’s just [bleep] up.

- That’s why she’s lashing back out.

The [bleep] that went down with him and Anna,

and all of the sudden-- no, he went from, like,

having, like, that person that he, like, latched onto.

And then, like, that [bleep] is blown up,

and now he realized, like, he doesn’t, like, have it.

[smooth bass music]

Pete does this, and has been doing this, for years.

He meets a girl that he finds attractive,

and if the girl happens to find him attractive at the same time,

it’s like ba*ls-to-the-wall, miles an hour.

- He’s like, "I get really into my girls."

And I was like, "Wow"-- [both whispering]

- He’s very controlling, and very, just like,

"You think--you think this is like a one-time thing?

Huh, hmm."

"This year’s gonna be-- oh, my God."

- Wow. - This is, like, the first step

to the process. [clears throat]

The second step is when she comes out with us,

he’s gonna get there, then he’s gonna see

her give, like, one look to, like, another dude,

and that’s when [bleep] is going to go off.

[upbeat rock music]

- All right, so what’s in the fridge?

I’m scared to look. - Oh, go look, go look.

- Oh, gee.

- I heard there’s something in the fridge.

- There is. - I’m scared.

- Go check. - [laughs]

All right, what’s in here?

[laughs]

It’s adorable.

I got edible arrangements. - From who?

- Travis? - No.

[scoffs] Yeah, right.

No, Peter. - Look at that slick cat.

- [laughs] He’s such a terrible surpriser.

He kept telling me, "Oh, you just--

there’s something coming to the house."

I’m like, "You’re not supposed to tell me."

That’s adorable. I’m just not used to someone

being so thoughtful.

Like, it’s just-- it’s adorable.

- What’s up? - Thank you.

- You’re welcome. - You are so cute.

- Thanks. - Why are you so adorable?

It’s the cutest thing ever.

[groovy rock music]

♪

- All right, class, are we ready?

One, two... Good job, guys.

[laughing] - [bleep].

[laughing]

Ah!

- [grunts]

- Ah, true.

- I--I swear I thought you were already hittin’ all that.

- No, he--like--

he [bleep] with me and [bleep], but we never [bleep] ever.

I’m just not that type of girl. I know how to keep

my legs closed. [laughs]

I’m like, "If you’re not [bleep] me, bro,

like, it’s not going down."

’Cause that’s, like, really disrespecting myself.

I don’t think Theo deserves me, because I’m worth a lot.

And for him to do some of the things that he does,

he does not deserve me.

I’m thinking about changing my room.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

I think--I’m thinking about taking Katrina’s bed.

- He gonna be pissed. He gonna be pissed.

- And you about to see... [mouths words]

- When a guy hear-- when a [bleep]

don’t want you, bro, it make you want her so much, [bleep].

[dramatic music]

- What do you--what do you want? - Do you want this bed?

- I want the bed and, like, your part of the closet,

but you can have the drawer upstairs.

There’s, like, a full drawer upstairs for you and Jenn.

- Mike, come here for a second. - Yo.

- He knows already, about me wanting to switch rooms, yeah.

- Mm-hmm. - So are you sleeping upstairs?

- Yeah. - Well, you were gonna take

my bed, but I’m offering it to Pete now.

- What the [bleep], Tia-- - I’m sorry, I’m sorry!

Like, we just talked about this last night.

I really hope, for the sake of my sanity,

that this situation is put to bed.

All right.

So I think she’s trying to move out.

- She can move out. I’m not moving my bed

for nobody. - So you want it--

you still wanna sleep up there? - I’m keeping my bed, bro.

That [bleep]’s cooked. What the [bleep] wrong

with that? - That’s what I’m checking.

-The fact that you wanna completely just move

all your [bleep] downstairs,

to, like, not be around me, that kinda...

that kinda irks me.

And it’s weak, ’cause she’s the closest person.

Besides you, she’s the closest person I have

in the house. - I already know, bro, but I--

- That [bleep]-- that’s what’s so weak.

- You guys are both saying that you guys wanna, like, not talk?

- Spitefulness. - Why can’t you try to respect

each other then if y’all don’t wanna talk to each other?

- Okay, if we respect each other, then why the [bleep]

she needs to move downstairs? - She--she just wanted space,

’cause she got stronger feelings for you then you got for her.

- I ain’t trying any of that dumbass [bleep].

- If she--if she--if she wants-- - That’s what she told me.

- I’m not tryin’ hear that, man. - Bro, I swear to God,

she said that, bro. - I’m not tryna hear that.

- Look, they--look, now listen. - I wanna--shh, swerve.

You tell your story, I wanna hear everything you--

- There’s no story. I already told you

I don’t want to talk to you anymore.

- You’re hilarious. You’re the fresh prince of hilar.

- I’m mother[bleep] Kevin Hart, [bleep].

[bleep] you. - Fresh prince of hilar.

- I don’t wanna [bleep] talk to you.

Just drop the [bleep], bruh. - Then talk to me then!

- Cool, then stop bringing it [bleep] up!

- I’m talking about it now.

- Bro, [bleep], y’all [bleep]. Bro, stop, bro.

- Are you gonna do something about it?

- Then stop bringing this [bleep] up then.

- Man, [bleep] that [bleep]. I don’t give no [bleep].

If you’re gonna sit here, doing this yelling, stupid a*s.

I’m gonna come right back at your a*s,

’cause you know the truth.

- Bro, what? - Bro!

- I’m leaving your a*s alone, bro, do what the [bleep]

you wanna do. Leave me the [bleep] alone.

b*tch-a*s. - Well, that’s great.

[bleep] wrong with her?

Whoo! All that yelling got me hungry.

Bro, I’m starving, bro.

- What you say?

- I’m Just annoyed. I’m [bleep] annoyed.

So [bleep] annoyed.

- Hey... - [sobbing]

- Aw...

[upbeat music]

♪

- [sobbing]

- Move over.

- [groans]

- Like, I did this for, like, a ha--I wanted

to have happy moments-- - Mm-hmm.

- And, like, [bleep] make friends and [bleep],

and I don’t feel like I’m doing that.

It’s just making me the complete opposite.

I’m [bleep] going crazy. [shaky breaths]

- I mean, you definitely made us as friends.

- I think Tya-- she doesn’t trust people,

and she doesn’t wanna let people in.

Tya puts up a front, um, to protect herself.

- [moaning] Mm-kay.

- We love you. [all moaning]

I’ve never been wrapped up with a guy like this ever

in my entire life. I’m making myself look stupid,

and I’m altering and changing myself,

which is the last thing you should do

in a relationship, so...

Absolutely done with Theo.

Just put my stuff there, and....

that’s all I gotta do. Now I just gotta get my stuff

from upstairs.

- You ready to move?

- Yep. - All right, let’s do it.

- This feels like-- this feels like a divorce

that’s going final.

- ♪ You said that you cared

♪ You said that we were in love ♪

♪ You said your heart beat and that ♪

♪ I am more than enough

[loud thud] - Damn, that was really loud.

Sorry.

- Uh, where do you guys go from here?

- Like I said, it’s just Tyara...

That’s my boo.

I’ma love her forever.

♪

- Thank you for talking to me, Anika.

- Of course.

- I think once he just leaves me alone, I’ll be fine.

♪