32x04 - Sleep Mess in Seattle

[bunniefuu]

- Theo, Tya. Game time.

- Tya, where are you going right now?

- Is she not playing? - I think she's

more sensitive and very--

- She just probably didn't want to play the game.

- I don't understand that.

- They're talking [bleep] right now,

and I'm gonna actually stand up for myself.

Jordan talking [bleep]. Mikey talking [bleep]

'cause I didn't want to play that [bleep] game.

- I'm not talking [bleep]. - And I can't get respect

for that.

- You said tomato? - Tomato.

- She has a English accent.

- Mm-hmm. - I can talk to her all day.

- Tyara and Theo-- it's about time.

- My ex posted, I guess on Twitter,

and left her location on,

and she was two hours away from us, so...

- Are you for real? - Yeah. My head's racing.

I think there's a twist coming,

and I think we all have someone in our past that is coming here.

- We are not here for the show we thought.

We are going to be a part of "Real World."

- Oh, [bleep]. - All right, guys, you ready?

- Yeah, let's do this.

- We are going to Seattle.

[dramatic music]

♪♪

[rock music]

♪♪

- As soon as we go in that house,

we're just gonna all stick together

and we'll be like, "Yeah, we run this [bleep] now."

[all laugh] - That's it.

- It's my house. - All right, it's our house now.

- Do you think she's gonna

put on an English accent in front of you?

- Whatever [bleep] she was talking in the house,

she can't talk no more, because everything she's been

telling them is a lie.

- Well, if you have an English accent.

- Even though we were never that close, like,

I know enough about her to know

that at least that part isn't real, you know?

- I really want to hear that accent.

- Wait, does she sound like, "Would you like some "Skit-els."

Does she sound like that? "Look at the "lit-le" squirrels.

- When I meet her can I just be like, "'Ello"?

- "'Ello, govnah."

[laughter]

- I'm telling you, none of you guys want Kim in here.

She's a b*tch.

- They could be bringing more than just one person for us.

Think about it, like, you know?

- I'm frustrated.

I just kind of want it to happen already

so that way we can get it over with, you know?

- Yeah, no, I feel what you're saying.

It's definitely a stressful thing,

but at the end of the day, like, you know,

if that's what has to happen,

that's what has to happen, you know?

- I don't know. - I'm just bracing myself

for people coming into the house.

I have no idea where they're gonna be staying.

I have no idea when they're going to be coming,

but I'm .% sure that they are coming.

- This [bleep] is driving me insane.

- Sucks. - Ugh.

♪♪

- That was my sophomore year of college

because of my cousin Kassius.

- Really?

- I come in from work, there was just, like,

three police officers in our room.

They're like, "Yeah, we got a call

"about the smell of weed coming from this room.

You know, is it all right if we can search?"

I'm like, "Well, I know I don't have [bleep],

so whatever--who cares?"

They search my [bleep]. They don't find anything.

They ask him. He's like, "No, I don't feel comfortable

with you searching," so I'm looking at him like...

You know what I'm saying?

I know he smoke, so there's a box of weed.

The last cop walks up. He was like, "Oh, make sure

you check all containers."

There's a [bleep] Muscle Milk container that's on "my side."

grams.

The police was like,

"We know it's not Theo's," you know what I'm saying?

So they asked him--

- Yeah, because you had no problem being, like-

- So they asked him like, "So are you gonna

let your cousin go down for this?"

He was just like, "It's not mine, sir."

I'm cuffed. I'm just looking like, "You serious?"

- This, yeah. - I go to jail for it.

Passed a drug test in jail.

Next thing you know I got suspended from school.

Lost my scholarship.

- Damn, damn. - [bleep] like that.

So that's what--

- Life changing. - Life changing.

That single-handedly ruined everything,

'cause football was my life.

A lot of the players that I was playing with are

now in the league as we speak.

That next year, I would have been a starter,

and to know that all of that has been cut short

because of some B.S., that haunts me.

I went from a division one school to a division three.

I went from being a full-ride scholarship--

- You can't even get a scholarship--

- You don't get scholarships. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow.

- What about Theo? - I'm gonna speak to him, but--

- How do you think he's gonna act, though?

- Who knows? I don't care, really.

- But you know him. He's your cousin.

Like, you know how you guys--

- I don't know. He wishy-washy, man.

- Me and him were pretty much brothers.

- You don't talk to him? - No.

- How long has that been? - Two years now.

- He was like my right hand. Like, that was, like, my guy.

Like, my main guy.

- I don't need to talk to him.

- We got caught with weed in our room.

- That belonged to him. - It wasn't mine. It was his.

- And to know that I got suspended from school

because of it, and he was still there--

- He wanted me to be expelled too.

- In the past years, he has tried to talk to me.

- To this day, like, he still blames me for it,

and I don't understand why.

- I'm not trying to hear that.

Your apology is not gonna allow me to rewind

all the way back to that time.

- You can't even think about your best friend

from forever turning on you one day

and then, like, literally becoming your worst enemy.

And he's your family.

- I'm gonna say, "What's up? Hi, how are you?"

and if it don't go better than how it's supposed to go,

I'm gonna just be like, "All right, bro."

- So, how do you think Robbie's gonna act?

- I think he's gonna be like, "[bleep], she's gonna

ruin my time here,

but I don't think he's gonna be nasty to me.

I never did anything wrong to him.

- You know, if twist comes, a twist comes, you know,

whatever it is, it is, you know?

But I'm very excited for tonight.

I hope everybody else is ready to have a good time.

So let's bring the smiles, you know what I'm saying?

Bring the smiles. Let's get silly.

- ♪ Our city was strong our city was bright ♪

♪ Our city could outlast the stars on the darkest night ♪

♪ I was buried under a thousand tides ♪

♪ But losing her is losing life ♪

- It's an interesting dynamic I have with Jordan.

We're kind of pulled towards each other.

I'm attracted to her.

I'm assuming she's attracted to me,

but I don't think we've really, like,

discussed that or let that really show soberly.

So I don't know if Jordan, like, truly realizes

how much I do actually like her.

I guess we'll see how things play out.

- One, two, three, let's go.

♪♪

- All of a sudden I realize all of my roommates left me

in the section by myself,

and they all go downstairs, and didn't tell me.

No one tapped me on the back,

"Hey, Tya, we're going downstairs,"

or "Hey, Tya, come with us."

None of that [bleep].

I am so pissed.

- I got to pee! Watch out.

I got to pee.

- Go pee, Jordan. - Help me.

Somebody unbutton me.

Unbutton, unbutton, unbutton, unbutton.

- I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.

Go. Wait. Don't go. - Aah!

- Wait, wait, wait, there's one more. There's one more.

- Hurry. I [bleep] got to pee.

[dramatic music]

♪♪

- Tya. Oh, my God, I missed something.

I don't want you to get mad.

- I see Tya's mood change, and it is not good.

- I'm sorry? - You all collectively left

as a group--yes or no?

- No, no, no, no.

- No, we didn't. - Yes, you [bleep] did.

- Your problem is you assume things.

- Okay. - I walked downstairs

to have a [bleep] cigarette.

What the [bleep] did I ever do? Please confront me.

- Because I think that's [bleep] up.

You all collectively, as a group, left me.

I'm looking around, "Where's my friends?"

I have nobody. People laughing at me,

"This b*tch in a section by herself."

- I doubt people were laughing at you.

- That's not cool. That's not a friend to me.

I looked behind me, nobody's [bleep] there.

Nobody! So [bleep] all of you.

All y'all fakers. [bleep] all of you!

- Oh, look at the guy swimming. Look at the little guy swimming!

- Oh, look right here, right here, right here!

- Oh, my God, his eyelashes. - They're so beautiful.

- Hello. - Where we at?

- Wait, are they not here?

- I can't wait to be like, "What's up?"

- Wait a second. - Oh, my God.

- Holy [bleep].

- All of you. All y'all fakers. [bleep] all of you.

- Seriously not dealing with this [bleep].

- All of my friends [bleep] left me,

so [bleep] all of you.

- Tya. - No.

- You're gonna get mad because I walked

the [bleep] downstairs to have a mother[bleep] cigarette?

This is all pathetic. Like, it is so stupid.

Like, just wait because I 'm gonna start [bleep]

bucking up and people aren't gonna like that [bleep].

- Right now is not the best--

and I understand you're expressing yourself.

I respect it. I'm just saying that like-

- I'm gonna say the same [bleep] tomorrow.

- We can have this conversation tomorrow when we have--

- I'll do that. For you, I'll do that.

- But you yell. They yell. It's, it's--

- Let me finish this Bagel Bite and I swear to God

I'll get de-mic'd and I'll [bleep]--

- Bite this [bleep]. Bite this [bleep]. Bite this [bleep].

- No, no. No, no. Enjoy it. - I'm gonna eat it.

I get where she's coming from. I really do.

It's never fun to feel left out,

but I think she kind of blows things

out of proportion a little bit.

There was absolutely no ill will

or intentions of excluding her.

I know you have a point of view, and it's your point of view,

but I think you need to have a conversation with them.

- I left myself vulnerable to get to know all of you.

- Shh, shh, can we talk? Can we please talk?

- I never had friends and the one time

I feel like I have friends,

all of you all [bleep] left me.

I've been through so much [bleep], Mike.

- Tya, I believe you. No, I do believe that.

- I swear to God, I don't trust [bleep] nobody.

The whole reason why I came here was to have friends.

The action of them, like,

not even having a second thought to go get Tya,

that really bothered me, and I'm just like,

"Wow, none of my roommates here

gives a [bleep] about Tya, like, even Theo."

And it [bleep] cuts me to the core

that some of you all [bleep] backstab me.

Some of you all talk behind my back.

I have to go hide in the confession room

to find out something-- - Who is talking bad about you?

- Let me finish talking. Let me finish talking.

- Nobody's saying [bleep] to you.

- Theo, please don't make me hype up.

- What the [bleep] hype up. Hype up.

- Please don't make me hype up.

I swear to God I'll hype up, bro.

- Hey, I don't need you to fall, I don't need you to fall.

- I don't give a [bleep] if I fall right now.

- T, T, who's backstabbing you.

Let me know, please. - All of you.

- How?

- Mmm, pancakes. - Isn't that so b*mb?

- Bisquick, girl. Bisquick. - Literally, like,

this is my shirt from now on.

- I don't care at all. - Seriously?

- I'm eating pancakes.

I don't give a [bleep].

- I am genuinely hurt.

- You serious? Go to sleep.

I think she's making a huge deal over nothing.

Man, just take your a*s upstairs and go to sleep.

Like, get over it.

Man, I ain't got time for this [bleep].

I'm from Kankakee, Illinois.

No one makes it out of Kankakee, bro.

- But you did. - I did not fly

thousands of miles to come here

and beef with a female over something dumb.

- I want you to get out whatever you're feeling

right now, brother.

But, like, I want to listen to both sides,

and I want to be there for both of you

because T was there for me

when I popped off the first night.

You were there for me when I popped off the first night.

You guys were both there for me.

I'm sorry that everybody's upset right now.

- But I have to live up there with her, bro.

- Hey, bro, you want to switch? Take my bed.

- No, I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

I ain't got time for that [bleep], bro.

I don't have time for that, bro.

I don't know how y'all feel about T,

but I've been the one to make sure her a*s is good.

Her a*s has felt that she has not fit in this whole time,

and I've been the one that talked to her

every [bleep] time,

but you gonna flip [bleep] at me?

[bleep] it. I don't give a [bleep].

- Like, seriously, it's so [bleep] annoying.

Every night we're [bleep] entertaining this [bleep].

Every other [bleep] night. I'm done.

- My sister, like, I want the best for her.

But I also know how it is. Like, I just don't know.

It's not gonna be a fun time for me,

because we're gonna sit there,

and we're gonna fight,

and then she'll get upset with somebody else

and, like, want me to have her back,

and I'm her older sister, so I will.

It's just, like, a sick cycle.

- Don't worry about it. - Just be the bigger person.

- But I almost feel like the bad person for, like,

going into the house, though.

- We know they're the bad guys. - Well, clearly, you know.

- Right, right. - Like, we all stay strong

and stick together, we won't look like the bad guys.

- Yeah. - Ah, man.

- I know, I'm actually getting so sleepy.

- I think I'm gonna head back anyways. Yeah, I'm exhausted.

- Day one! - You guys all frickin' rock.

- I love you all. This is amazing.

- Seriously, are we all gonna come together,

or are we all gonna [bleep] go each other's--

at each other's throats?

It's like petty a*s [bleep][bleep]

everyone's [bleep] making a big deal about.

It's [bleep] pathetic.

[sighs] My main concern is, like,

this twist is gonna happen.

The house drama just adds double the drama.

We need to stick together instead of fighting.

Like, it all needs to just, like, stop.

We're all here together for a [bleep] reason.

Everyone's trying to learn one another.

- You got something to say about tonight

that has to deal with me,

I would love for you to wait until tomorrow.

Don't talk about [bleep] about tonight

unless I'm actually in your presence.

- Tya, you're gonna [bleep] jump down my throat

and be like, "[bleep] all of you all."

Yo, I [bleep] walked downstairs for a mother[bleep] cigarette.

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a [bleep] mom

to where I have to be like, "Hey, mom,

I'm going out for a [bleep] cigarette."

- I ain't trying to be sarcastic and funny.

- No, it's not being sarcastic, it's not being sarcastic.

- No one said I had to be your [bleep] mom.

All I'm saying is that if you're going to leave,

like, at least, like, let me know, my God.

If you see that I'm the last person there,

just [bleep] let me know.

- I was the [bleep] first mother[bleep]

to walk the [bleep] downstairs-- what do you want me to say?

- Okay. [bleep] cool. Great. I don't have to [bleep] talk

to you-- I don't got to talk to you.

- Go ahead. Honestly, at this point--

- I don't give a [bleep] either. Shut the [bleep] up, stupid a*s.

- With the twist coming,

I don't want to see fighting no more.

Why the hell is everybody at each other's necks?

[instrumental music]

♪♪

- Can we just get in the confessional, please.

Seriously.

I'm gonna go back on my word.

I'm gonna sit here and say I ain't gonna say nothing to her,

but at the end of the day,

I'm gonna be the one that's gonna calm T down.

Guess what? I'm still the one to come up here

and try to do some cleanup

to make sure T a*s is not [bleep] mad.

- Who gives a [bleep] if I'm mad though?

- Me!

- Why? - Why?

Not to mention you were the first person

I met when I was here.

You're the only person I really connect with in a lot of ways.

- Me too.

- I'm about to just bring her upstairs, let's go.

I'm gonna sleep up there with you so you can just get over it.

Just forget about it.

- ♪ I'll be your foolish lover ♪

♪ All through this sailing summer ♪

- [laughing]

- ♪ Hold you close under the cover ♪

♪ I feel your body shudder

- We're making a confessional. - You ready?

Let's talk about tonight. How'd you feel about tonight?

- I had fun. - I had mad fun too.

I think you sweated all over me a lot.

Not like a gross way,

but, like, I definitely tasted your sweat on my face.

- What? I was sweating on you? - You were sweating all over me.

No, I honestly had a lot of fun.

I just--I think you're absolutely adorable.

- Aw, thank you. - It's your voice, dude.

That's what makes you cute. It's the voice.

The voice is, like, so cute.

- So my face doesn't make me cute?

- Your face is cute.

You're, like, a naturally cute person.

- Thanks. - They asked me--

I'm most attracted to Jordan in the house,

'cause that's who I'm attracted to.

Like they saw it for, like, a physical level,

but then I also have mad in common with you,

but I just, like-- it's a normal--

- Connection. - Exactly.

- That's what I'm saying. - Exactly.

- Syrup on you! [laughs]

- I'm pretty sure it's syrup on my leg.

- I hope it's syrup, not throw-up. Please be syrup.

- Shut the [bleep] up. It's not throw-up.

That's syrup.

- Yeah, no, that smells mapley. - It--

[both laughing]

♪♪

- The first time you saw the guys,

who did you think was attractive,

like, at first sight?

- Peter. - Mm-hmm.

[all laugh]

- I'm like...

- I think they're all really cute.

They're all equally really cute.

- No, they all--I was actually-- I was saying that to her.

I was like, "They're all very attractive."

Like, and their personalities

just make them more attractive. - I know.

- They're awesome. - Yeah.

- I'm excited. - Yeah.

Man, the girls, boy, you know, some of them got potential,

but I'm just being patient.

- I just want to see how the other girls are

when we get down there.

- I'll say this: It's eight girls.

It's six dudes. - Oh, yeah. sh**t.

- They gonna-- they gonna have to choose.

- Right. - Well, Romeo,

he already did his thing, you know.

- Yeah, I know. I heard.

- [laughs]

Last night, me and Anna...

make out.

- Peter and I kissed in the RV.

Without a doubt, like, Peter is, like,

also super, super, super sweet.

I would genuinely love talking to him.

- We talked about how when I move into the house with her,

we're gonna stay in the same bed every night, which is awesome.

- Would you hook up with somebody in the house, like?

- I wouldn't have sex with anyone now.

Maybe kiss somebody. - No.

- Yeah, kissing, kissing, kissing.

- Yeah, definitely kiss. - I like to cuddle though.

[all laugh]

[upbeat music]

♪♪

- Last night, God damn, talking that bull[bleep].

- Theo. - You didn't need to say

[bleep] all of us.

- I shouldn't have yelled at everyone.

You're absolutely right,

but I'm not apologizing for being upset.

I have my childish moments sometimes.

I can admit that. I wish I expressed

me being upset a little bit better,

but it was truly a genuine feeling

that I was upset about.

So, I'm just gonna move on from it,

not really speak too much on it, and I'm just gonna let it go.

- If T keeps getting mad like she is every time we go out,

and these random moments,

I feel like it's gonna get to a point

that no one's trying to go out with her,

and I hope it doesn't get to that.

- We're supposed to be a family,

but I'm not gonna be friends with Tya.

Like, I'm done. I'm not going to say,

"Hey, I'm sorry." Like, no, I'm not sorry.

I didn't do anything [bleep] wrong.

You don't have to [bleep] with me.

I don't have to [bleep] with you.

So that's how it goes.

- Katrina--I just hope that she's excited.

Maybe she'll be happy.

- Maybe if she feels like she doesn't have friends there,

then she--I would want my sister there.

- Honestly though, even if she doesn't, who cares?

I'll hang out with you guys, you know?

- I was gonna say, you have us and then--it'll blow over,

like, I'm sure she'll get over it eventually.

- Oh, yeah, I mean, she definitely will.

- She's gonna have to. - That's, like,

the biggest thing about our relationship though, too,

is we don't even apologize.

We just, like, get over it, you know?

- Yeah. - I wonder if Robbie's already

hooked up with somebody?

- I would not be surprised. I would not be surprised.

I wouldn't care. Like, do your thing, my friend.

Do your thing.

- We're going to the zoo.

We're going to the zoo.

I want to meet the baby tiger.

Gonna meet a baby tiger.

I am so excited to go to the zoo today.

I think the girls are gonna have fun with it.

Maybe the guys might find it a little childish,

but it's the zoo, you know?

We're here to have fun.

I want to pet a baby tiger.

- I don't think that's gonna happen.

- You don't think I'm petting anything?

I'm telling you, I'm petting something,

and it might be your head.

I'm petting something. - Uh-uh.

- We're going to the zoo!

- So, we actually headed to this house.

- We're about, like, an hour and a half

away from there, apparently.

- I can't wait. - I'm really curious to see

if they're gonna have them there already when we get there,

or if we're gonna be sitting there waiting,

and they're gonna come back.

- Ooh, it would be better if they walked into us,

like, on their bed. - Yeah.

- So, this was yours? - I'm so sorry. It's mine.

- Right. - But you never know.

It might not be all negativity when we get there,

so you just got to keep a open mind.

- Yeah, I really do hope that it's not negative.

- It could be good, or it could just be awful.

- Yeah, I'm definitely stressed right now.

- Don't be. They should be stressed.

- But they don't know yet.

- Let's roll. Off to the zoo!

I'm telling you today's gonna be so much fun.

- Yo, I just thought about this twist.

In a sense, like, it'd be a perfect timing

for it to be today, you know what I'm saying?

- It might not be today. - Now Theo's getting paranoid.

Guys, we're skeptical every single time we leave the house.

Let's just have a nice day at the zoo, and see the animals,

and get Dippin' Dots ice cream.

- Nothing's gonna happen, guys. Nothing's gonna happen.

- Let's go, guys.

[intense music]

♪♪

- I just want to know where we're gonna stay.

- Yeah. - We're probably gonna

room with them.

- I mean, that would be cool if we all just have our own loft.

- I wouldn't be surprised

if they stuck bunk beds in each room.

[dramatic music]

♪♪

- Let's start off with the penguins right here.

- They're so cute. - That's what I didn't know--

- That little guy's swimming. Look at the little guy swimming.

- Ooh, look at right her, right here, right here!

All right, we got to go that-a-way.

- ♪ Say you want me tonight

♪ Why don't we run away? ♪

- It says shake that.

Oh!

Good job.

♪♪

- Oh, my God, you're so beautiful.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my God, his eyelashes.

- Yeah, me and Dave have the same eyelashes.

- ♪ Say you want me tonight

- That was crazy.

- Oh, there's Seattle, guys.

- It's, like, building on top of building.

- Ahh! - Yep, it's like a San Fran.

- What's the matter? You nervous?

- Come on, now, don't get nervous on me.

- I just don't really know how Rob's gonna react,

so just that in general is freaking me out.

- This is it. - We're here. This is it.

- This is it! Let's do it! Let's go!

- This is it.

- Yo. - Damn.

- There you go. Go ahead.

- It does not smell good in here. That's for [bleep] sure.

- Hello! - Where we at?

- This is really, really nice. - [inaudible] [bleep].

- Oh, my God. This is dope, guys.

- Sick. - Wait, are they not here?

Are they not here? - No they're not here.

- Yay! Okay! - Let's explore.

Let's go in some of these rooms. Come on.

Oh, let me see.

- Look, look, look, look.

Junior. - That's Junior? That's him?

- This is Junior's bed. [bleep] this is Junior's bed.

- This is-- this is Tya's [bleep].

- Oh, no.

This is Robbie's bed.

- How do you know? - Because his sister's stuff.

- Let's see. - Oh, see, look, look, look,

they got something for us.

- They got something for us, see?

- Oh, my God! - They got where we all

sleep at right here.

- Let's see, what else do they got?

- Here's a bedroom. - Ew!

- All I have to say is I will sleep

with anyone in the same room-- just not Robbie.

- [laughing Yes! Whoo!

- We got this, we got this. - Right. Listen.

Yo, yo, we taking it over.

- That was a long day.

- Then they're all sitting around the kitchen--

as long as they don't--

- I'd rather them walk in after 'cause I just don't want anyone

in the house around my stuff.

- Before me? Ugh. Yeah, sitting on my bed or something.

- This is crazy, 'cause when I walked, right,

I seen, like, this, and I was like,

"Yo, this look familiar."

- I can't wait till they walk in.

I'm so excited. I'm gonna be like, "What's up?"

- b*tch! Can I just get on the table and be like...

- Ooh, it smells like rancid a*s in here!

- Ooh! - Everything's just

scattered everywhere-- you walk into the kitchen,

there's plates and cups,

and, oh, God knows what else laying around,

and I'm just like, "They broke the house in.

Like, they clearly live here."

- Umm.

Oh, Anika, Anika, Anika. Mine now.

- [laughs]

A word to the wise: don't mess with nobody's food, bro.

- I just want her food. Her food is my food, all right?

- I think we should wait in our rooms.

- So we're gonna be in here,

and you guys are gonna go in the other room.

- Where? - In the other, like,

over there. - Spice it up.

♪♪

- You guys ready? - Let's do this, everybody.

- Yep.

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- It feels like it's literally an eternity.

I just really don't know what I'm expecting

from everyone's reactions of us

sitting in our rooms at the moment.

- I have a little anxiety.

I feel like it's gonna be exactly the same thing

that happens over and over when we see each other.

- The moment of truth.

- Don't let me eat your popcorn.

- I think we're just bugged.

[dramatic music]

♪♪

- Wait a second, is this a mirror?

- Holy [bleep].

- What the [bleep]?

- Yo. - Everyone's in here.

- Oh! - What is up?

Now this [bleep] is about to change real quick.

- Oh, my God.

- Are you not gonna give me a hug?

I'm like, "What the [bleep]?"

[all speaking at once]

- No, this is the craziest thing ever.

- This is the craziest [bleep] twist, you [bleep] b*tch.

- Are you happy to see Orlana? - I feel like I need tequila.

- So, I see all these other random-a*s people.

Kass, where you at?

I know you're somewhere in here.

And there he is with the football in his hand

trying to look all cool and stuff.

Right now it's best that we keep our distance.

- Hey. - This is, like,

crazy right now. - How are you?

- Good, how are you?

- I'm in shock right now. I really don't know

how to handle this situation.

She's my ex-girlfriend. I don't want

to live with my ex-girlfriend.

- I need a shot. - [bleep].

♪♪

- Hey, nice to meet you.

- Jordan. - Katrina.

- Honestly, I'm not feeling ready to confront her,

because I have no clue what type of emotion is gonna

come out of me.

- Hey, Will.

- [clears throat]

- The fact that he's ignoring is just a little bizarre to me,

so I'm kind of curious, like, what's going on?

So, you gonna, like, say "hi," or are you going to ignore me?

Are you gonna ignore me?

- Like, you literally come up on my show,

you're laying in my room, you're not gonna say hi?

- I wasn't in your room. I'm in my own room.

- Your room? I lived in this house first.

I'm not even trying to make a scene.

- I'm not trying to causea scene.

- Okay, so then just don't be rude.

- I'm not being rude. - You didn't even say hello.

- You walked-- you didn't even come in the--

you didn't even come in the room.

- Yeah, because the first thing I want to see when I first--

when I walk back is see you in my room?

- My room's over there. - Okay, I understand that.

You understand that that's an extension of my room.

- Okay, you're right. You got it.

- Whatever room she has is hers.

- We ended up, you know, dating for three years.

- Ups and downs. Arguments.

- Usually when people break up, they kind of,

like, go their separate ways, usually.

- Then we became friends. - However...

- Then off again. - He became fully immersed

with my family,

which meant he became fully immersed with my brother.

- So basically it was, like, off and on, off and on.

- We were friends, and, you know,

he ended up getting a girl pregnant.

- The reason why I didn't really tell Anika is because I felt

as though, like, I was gonna lose her as a friend.

- I literally go on Facebook, and it's just a picture

of the ultrasound,

and it's like, "I'm gonna be a daddy."

Never reached out to me.

Never. But, guess what?

He reached out to my brother.

- Your ex is here, right? - Yep.

- Yeah, we got--we all got some good conversations with her.

[laughing] That's for sure.

It's pretty interesting, two exes.

It's crazy.

- [exhales deeply]

- The thing that I'm most worried about

right now with Jenn in the house

is that I'm afraid that she's here with bad intentions.

I'm afraid that she's here trying to stir the pot up,

you know, make me look bad.

I have no idea what the [bleep]'s going on right now.

So now, hold on, there's a whole 'nother seven of us?

- How's that bathroom gonna work?

There's four sinks.

I take damn near half the bathroom as it is by myself.

And now there's of us here?

There's of us.

- Your bedroom was the only one made, Kiki.

- Oh--[laughs] - Hi.

- Oh, yeah, you're gonna love him.

But, yeah, this is Peter. This is Kiki.

- Peter. Nice to meet you. - Yeah.

- You're Mike's person? Peter John?

- Yeah. - Peter John, really?

- Oh, you'll love him. He'll be your favorite.

- Hi! - Tya.

- Tya. Hi, Tya. - Tya. Peter.

Nice to meet you, honey. - Nice to meet you.

- Damn. All right. We here.

- What's up, buddy?- Rob.

- Ooh, sorry, Rob.

- Oh, my God, yo, this is so crazy.

- So, they're here. They're here to stay.

- Well, this kind of ruined my experience.

- I just want a drink, like, I just-

- I don't even want to leave my [bleep] around now

because now there's whole bunch of people I don't [bleep] know.

- Yeah, there's a whole bunch of strangers now.

- Yeah, not even our own house right now.

- Yeah, I don't know names. It is definitely

right now kind of like originals versus new people.

It is definitely a weird vibe.

- It's coming in.

- Honestly, this [bleep]'s awkward.

- It is not awkward. - Like, I'm not gonna

keep it up--I don't even know how to, like,

really deal with the situation.

I'm gonna keep it really real.

Like, I couldn't even look at her.

I'm just like--I just, like-- disappointment.

Yeah.

- I don't even know how I feel.

I'm just gonna have fun with this.

Keep in mind that we don't have to [bleep]

obviously go out as a group, you know?

We can still, just like everything else, like,

they all want to go out, we can go, I'm sure.

- Yeah, can we do our own thing, please, like, alone?

- Let's just have a drink, yeah.

- I think we should all go to tonight.

But then again, I don't trust that [bleep] here

with my stuff, though.

- My stuff is all out. - She's already talking

some [bleep]. - About me? What did she say?

- I don't-- - What, Mike?

- That, like, she's gonna call you out

for having a fake British accent,

and that you only went to England for, like, a little bit.

- She doesn't even [bleep] know me.

She does not [bleep] know me. - I don't know.

That's what I was told. That's what I was told.

I think we should maybe all just take a moment and, like-

- I don't need a moment.

- I feel so, like-- I haven't--

we haven't addressed each other yet,

so it's just kind of like,

she saw me, so--

- Oh, did she say hi to you? - No, but I know she saw me.

So [bleep], I don't know.

I'm not confrontational, so it is what it is.

I don't have a problem with Tya,

so it's gonna be up to Tya to fix it or address it,

because I truly and honestly don't feel like it's that deep.

- I kind of want to fight my girl,

but I don't want to go home this early either.

- No, don't. - It's like the teenage girl

in me from, like, years ago, who was bullied.

So, like, she's, like, grown now,

and she's ready to get revenge,

and I'm scared of what she might do.

[phone line trills]

- Hello? - Bro, this girl, Kim,

she's here, bro.

- Are you serious? - Bro, I'm about to--

I swear to God, I'm either gonna beat her a*s

and get sent home, or I'm gonna stay here

and be [bleep] mute the whole time.

- Well, just calm down. - Calm down?

But I hate this [bleep], brah.

- I just--I don't know why they would do that.

Oh, my God. I don't know why they would do that.

If she touch you, by all means, beat her a*s.

- Oh, trust me, I'm gonna beat her a*s.

Trust me.

[dramatic music]

♪♪

- I want to get the hell out of this house.

- We're, like, segregated. It's, like,

us and them.

That's the way it was.

- Excuse me. - That wasn't awkward.

It's not a big deal.

- I am just really focused on trying to avoid Rob

at the moment.

Just my emotions are running high.

I don't really want to have a conversation with him

while I'm feeling like this.

- Watch your back. Shorty's trying to swing on you.

- Ugh. it's just weird. Like, it's just weird for me.

- It's just obviously so much tension, and it's just, like,

you can just cut it with, like, [bleep] knife, like.

- I need to know what's going on so I can-

- Okay, this girl, Kim?

- Okay. - She cyber-bullied me

for years.

After high school when I moved to England for a long time,

I came back, obviously I talk a little bit different.

She thinks this [bleep] is fake for whatever reason.

She even bullied me, like, this [bleep]

really got to me really bad,

and so now, like, now that I'm older

and I'm stronger than I was then,

I want to beat the [bleep] out of her,

all because she tried to kick me down when I was, like,

the weakest of the weak.

- It's just so awkward for me

because I don't know what to feel.

It's, like, should I be mad? Like, should I be offended?

- Well--well, why does she run around, like,

getting back saying that she's gonna

put her hands on you if she sees you?

Like, it's not that deep.

- That's not gonna fly, girl.

- That's gonna get diffused real quick. I'm sorry.

- Real quick. - She made me feel

so [bleep] that I didn't value my life,

you know how strong a person has to, like,

really go at you to make you feel like that?

- She was bullying you that hard?

- Yes, bro.

- Why, when she doesn't even [bleep] know you?

- She doesn't know me.

- But what would, what would- - I don't know.

The girl just don't like me. I don't know.

I've never known why. I still don't know why.

- It is nice to get a little bit of a backstory

about Tyara.

I definitely understand

a lot more of why she is the way she is.

- And that's why I feel this strong. [sighs]

- Now that there's double the people,

way more [bleep] than normal.

- The only incident I had was with, like, [bleep] T.

Before I knew it, she was in my face.

I was like, "Okay. Like, what are you gonna do?"

and then Theo came and grabbed her and then-

I'm just not dealing with that, you know?

- How long did it take you guys to talk?

- Me and her? We're still not talking.

- Come here. We have each other.

'Cause you know, nobody else is, like, how we are.

- I know, we can still [bleep] be like despising each other,

but don't [bleep] with my [bleep] sister.

Me and my sister can be mad at each other,

but the second one of us need each other,

we're always there-- always.

I promise you, no one will [bleep] with you or hurt you.

- I know. Well that's why I say "Me, too."

Like, literally the entire time--

- Like, literally, like, I will [bleep]ing--

I will m*rder someone for her.

- How you feeling? - I went--I tried to say hello.

He completely [bleep] ignores me.

I'm just annoyed.

- I mean, you guys just met each other,

so we been together for, like, two weeks.

So, like, we did the whole, like,

we got comfortable with each other

so now it's gonna be like we're gonna have to [bleep]

restart the [bleep] process again.

- Go through that [bleep] all over again.

- No, bro, we good. We stable, bro.

Our team great, brother.

- That's my brother from another mother, bro.

- You guys have known each other for a day--

you're already brothers?

- When you bump into another individual

that's real, bro, you know it,

and if you don't, that's 'cause you fake.

Sorry, you know what I'm saying?

I done been through real life situations.

- I know, I've heard. I've heard about a lot of [bleep].

So, are you saying that Theo's not real then?

- What you mean? - 'Cause you guys obviously

beefed for like--

- He beefed with the thought of me, you feel me?

I don't waste time with peasant bull[bleep].

- That's not peasant [bleep], the story he told me about.

- I don't know what story he told.

- College, all that stuff?

- What about it, him getting caught with weed?

- I'm not shocked that Mike is instigating Kassius.

That's in his nature. He's an instigator.

- Don't do it. I got a bad temper, bro,

and I'm really--I'm really calm with you right now, all right?

- I asked a question. I asked a question.

- I'm really, really calm with you, okay?

So don't dig a little deeper than you want to go,

you feel me?

'Cause I can release the demon on you, you feel me?

- I can't ask any more questions?

- Let me-- let me clarify this.

When the police knock on your door and say,

"Do you want search and seizure,

and I say no, and you say yes--

- What did he say? - Go ahead, say the bull[bleep].

Let's hear it. Let's start now. Go ahead.

Get it out of the way, sir.

Go ahead, let's get it out the way.

- What? - Say what you gonna say.

- So where was the weed found at?

- On "my side."

- So anyway, this is how I know, like,

he got a bad brain

and a bad memory on this whole situation

because I was trying to help this kid the whole time.

- You a [bleep] liar.

- I did that, right hand on the Bible, bro.

- Oh, dig that grave. He should [bleep]

knock your a*s down right now.

- All right, Big Dad, strike me dead if I'm

lying now. - You're a lying a*s.

- What I got to lie for, bro? - Hey, hey, before you go--

before you go, before you go-- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

- Hey, hey, hey, before you go, before you go.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Who asked the question?

- The way it got brought up is he's like, "Yo,

real recognize real," like, so then like, I was like,

"So then I guess you're saying Theo's not real?"

And that's how this situation got started.

I wasn't beefing. You were beefing with me.

- Go ahead. Say your story.

- The story is this, bro:

when the police come in the room,

I told them "No, you can't search my [bleep].

Go get a warrant." He could have said that same thing.

I'm smart. My momma has a criminal justice degree.

Now he happens to have weed in his protein thing.

I wouldn't even put weed in a protein jar.

That's not smart at all, okay, cool.

They rip through my side. They don't find [bleep].

They rip through his side--

- How they gonna rip through your side if you said

you can't search your [bleep]?

- Bro, they still searched my [bleep].

- One. Keep going.

- He not even making sense. - Keep--

- Anyway what I'm saying is this, bro:

the [bleep] was in his possession.

- What the [bleep] is this [bleep] saying?

- The [bleep] was in his possession.

- Bro, if you gonna be on here trying to tell your story,

tell it what it really [bleep] is.

- Bro, quit your [bleep] talking, bro.

- Who the [bleep] is you talking to?

- I'm talking to you. - Then do something, sir.

- I ain't got [bleep] to do. - And it's early.

- I ain't got [bleep] to prove. - Let's get this [bleep]

out the way--do something. - I ain't got [bleep] to prove.

- You wouldn't be here unless it was because of me.

- You wouldn't be here because of him either, dude.

- Okay, cool. You not [bleep]. - I'm just telling you

straight up, nobody would be here

without anybody else.

- Word. Word. Calm yourself, calm yourself.

- So before you start talking-- - Me and him is blood.

We gonna do this [bleep]. - Of course.

- But don't interject [bleep] with this.

I don't want to hear [bleep] you got to say

about [bleep]... calm yourself.

- You wouldn't be here because of him either, dude.

- It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who moved in first.

It doesn't matter who moved in first.

- Was it him? - It doesn't matter who moved in

first, bro. - Because you don't--

- You don't even know my situation,

what the [bleep] happened between us, all right?

- I don't give a [bleep] about your situation.

First of all, I didn't even ask you--

But who moved in first, Mike? He did. Not him.

- It doesn't matter.

Wow, now you trying to d*ck-ride Kim now?

No. Get the [bleep] off of me. You trying to d*ck-ride Kim now?

- Oh, my God. This is gonna be horrible.

- [bleep] fight [bleep]? What the [bleep] is up?

You trying to d*ck-ride Kim? You trying to d*ck-ride Kim?

You trying to d*ck-ride Kim? Let's go!

No, [bleep]. No, [bleep].

Where's Kim at?

- Relax. You're very immature. You're very...

- Lay off them boys. Cool. - Unsanitary.

I feel bad for you. It's all good though.

- I think it's the OGs versus the new kids on the block.

- It is literally a [bleep] storm.

- Hey, yo, yo-- - Yo!

[bleep]. [bleep].

♪♪