27x12 - Flyin' the Coop

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onthe real world. [Horn honking]

- You know what's funny about last night?

You were being really nice to me.

- I had to let you know where my head was at.

Yeah, not bad. I love robb.

Me and robb are like this.

- Just so you know, I booked the flight tonight.

- The fact that trey wants chelsea to come

Really indicates that things are over.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you. -Hola,

Sorry my hands are wet, I just-- - so it's fine. [Chuckles]

- Nice to meet you too.

[Upbeat dance music]

♪

- I'm a little rusty now.

Ooh, I haven't danced in like a month.

- Swift is a showman.

- When you first learn to salsa, it's mad hard.

- And getting under my skin.

- I'm tired of her, man.

I'm tired of her, bro.

- You are so dumb!

- Whatever. - Walk away, jersey.

- Whatever. Whatever. - Walk away.

- Whatever y'all. - Stupid a*s.

- When have we hooked up? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's crazy how much you're lying.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- It's crazy how much you're lying.

- About--lying about what? What are you talking about?

- You're a psychotic liar. - You're not making any sense.

As far as I'm concerned,

That b*tch over there,

You're dead.

[Rock music]

- Is there a reason why you might have coke in your system?

- No.

- They're not gonna kick you off or anything, are they?

- Potentially.

- Is it drug related? - Yeah.

- The lab test has confirmed positive.

- Just tell me when to leave.

- Unfortunately, you will no longer have the opportunity

To live here.

- Hey, brandon. - Yeah?

- Get outta here! - [Laughs]

- Thank you, man. Good luck.

- Come on! [Laughs] yo!

- This is the true story... - My man, robb.

- Of seven strangers... - Get outta here!

- Picked to live on an island. - Oh, h*, h*, h*.

- And have their lives taped. - Oh, no!

- To find out what happens... - Laura!

- When people stop being polite.

- Hey, woman!

- And start getting real. - Let's keep it real.

- [Screams] - look what I caught.

-The real world.

- No! - [Laughs]

-Saint thomas. [Laughter]

- Let's do it!

[Steel drum music]

♪

- I'm gonna drink extra more

For brandon today. - We have to accommodate

For brandon's absence. - Whoo!

- I just wanna hear music, and I wanna dance.

I wanna dance, wild out, jump around, scream, drink,

Party, throw people in the air, all of that stuff!

- [Chuckles] look at the back of his butt.

It looks like you're wearing a skirt.

- [Laughs]

- Carnival is the mardi gras of the virgin islands.

We're gonna get all dressed up

And march and dance in the parade.

This is gonna be amazing.

- Bring it around town.

You have to put your hand on your knees, rie.

We're ready to go out and have fun,

Because we're coming to the end

Of our journey here in st. Thomas

In a matter of days. That's it! [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

- Do I look like a superhero?

Or just a wh*re? [Laughs]

- The latter of the two.

- You look like a bad-a*s. - [Laughs]

- ♪ Higher and higher and higher ♪

These shoes are so-- - who the hell is this?

- Oh! - Look at your hair.

- My gosh, let's take a picture.

- No, it's-- - ew, don't remind me.

- Look at your hair.

- Can we take a picture? - You wanna take a picture?

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

[Camera clicks]

I got a big nose.

- My hair looks so red.

[Camera clicks]

- Look at that. [Laughter]

- That's funny. - That's awful.

- Now that chelsea is gone,

Things are better between trey and i.

We know where we stand with each other,

And--i mean we are still flirty with each other,

But that's the extent of it.

Look at this. - [Belches]

- That's good.

- Oh, gosh, that makes you look crazy.

- It's very strange to see how, like,

The vibe in the house has changed since brandon has left.

Essentially, everybody is getting along.

I can only really attribute that to people finally realizing

And putting things into perspective, like,

We are all leaving very soon.

- Whoo! - [Laughs]

- It looks like a zombie dance.

[Laughter]

- Look at marie. [Laughs]

Marie does it the best.

- Come on! - To the parade.

[Caribbean music]

- [Chuckles]

- Hi, ladies!

♪

- The parade is awesome.

- You want some beer in that ice?

- It's a rum and coke.

- Everyone's dancing.

Everyone's drinking.

- Okay. Do we have enough time?

- That's nasty.

[Laughter]

- Hey!

- ♪ Take your right hand

♪And put it [indistinct] ♪

♪ The left hand

♪ Fill it with the coke, I flow, I sweat it ♪

- Out of nowhere,

Marie decides to bust out in this weird drunken

Deranged dance that she calls

The rie-rie dance.

- ♪ Roll

♪ Roll it down, big roll - oh!

- ♪ She said she wants to roll that down, big roll ♪

♪ Feel it, roll it, rolling that thing ♪

- We're all here. We're all together.

We're all laughing and having a good time.

I'm gonna miss this whole experience a lot.

- That was good.

- Whoo!

- I've got my fellas right here.

[Overlapping chatter]

[Laughter]

We were k*lling it, we were k*lling it.

We--it was like--

I love the culture here. I love the people here.

I don't want it to be over. What?

I just don't wanna leave this place.

I decided to stay on st. Thomas even after everyone leaves

Because I fell in love with the v.i.

[Caribbean music]

♪

- I'm about to [bleep] my pants. We gotta go.

This is bad.

- Really?

- I got a turtle head poking out.

- Ew!

- Lee, I'm glad you're here, because I have to poop.

It is definitely poop time for me.

- Thanks, rick. - All right.

- Later, brother.

Wish me luck.

Uh, you know those, um...

Those st. Croix bracelets with the little hooks on them?

- [Indistinct] - all right, cool.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Before marie and i, you know, leave

No matter where we go from here, if I can just

Give her a bracelet, then I'll always--

It's almost like we're always, like, connected almost.

Uh, do you guys sell crucian bracelets?

- They have them all over there.

- Oh, over there? - Yes.

- Do you sell, uh, crucian bracelets?

- Right across the street here. It's in that liquor place.

- Get a bracelet from a liquor store,

That sounds [bleep] normal. Cool.

- Do you know the size of her wrist?

- Six and a half. Yeah.

- Yeah.

So we can do .

- Yeah. That works.

- When the hook...

Is worn down that way,

That means that your heart is still open, like, you know,

You're still available.

When it's worn that way,

That means, you know, your heart is taken.

- Okay.

That makes sense.

- Thank you.

- Ready? - Huh.

- This is what I was doing the other day,

And I was loving it.

[Exhales sharply]

- I'm so jealous. - [Laughs]

Whoo! [Claps]

- All right. Let's get out of here.

- Bye, swift.

Oh, my gosh. We're gonna get a tan.

- Boom! Boom. [Laughter]

- "This may take a few weeks"?

Oh, nah, I need to get this done in a day.

- Are you taking a picture of me lying out?

Both: yeah.

- The girls have just been--

Just dominating with the pranks.

I've been taking it so I can come back hard the last week.

Live chickens is gonna be better than a dead fish.

- Smells like fish. [Retching]

- Gonna put a dead fish in my tub?

[Bleep]

Do you really think I was gonna let that go

And not come back?

You're crazy.

I'm trying to catch two. I wanna--

- You're trying to catch two chickens?

[Mimics chicken sound] - it just flies out.

Ah, it's like, ah!

They start running and screaming.

- They're like trying to get to the--

- [Laughs]

I'm leaving this place with a bang.

Bang, bang!

[Chicken clucking]

- Coming up onthe real world...

[Chicken clucking] - oh, it can fly!

They can fly?

[Indistinct whispering]

- Right now, I am nervous as [bleep].

I don't know if she's gonna like it.

- [Sighs] all right, I'll be right back.

- Where are you going? - I'm gonna fill up some--

- My back is this way.

- I know, I wanna fill up some water real fast.

[Indistinct whispering]

Hello, kiddo.

What's up?

Where are you tense?

- [Mumbles]

- Upper back? Okay.

Watch your "hurs."

Right now, I am nervous as [bleep].

I don't know if she's gonna like it.

Tell me how I did.

- You did awesome!

- Yeah?

Cool.

- Aw, I love it.

I haven't found anyone, ever,

Who is so kind to me,

And so accepting of my bull[bleep].

[Giggles]

I have a lot of issues,

And I'm not always the nicest person,

And he accepts me for me and doesn't try to change me.

So, does this mean we're official?

- Maybe. - No or yes?

[Kissing sound]

- Marie, when are you planning on telling me

What's the deal with that on your wrist?

- Mm. - Isn't it nice?

- I like it. - I like it too.

Marie has her hook bracelet facing towards her,

Which means her heart is taken and she's in a relationship.

So is it official? Why do you beat around the bush?

What is wrong with you? - 'Cause I don't know, toya!

- You do have a-- - it is what it is, toya.

- You practically have a ring on your finger.

Both: I don't know what it is.

What do you mean? You know what it is.

- [Screams] stop! [Laughs]

- And you're not telling me.

And I feel like I'm the last person to know.

- Well, maybe if you weren't yapping the whole time

On the phone. - I'm over it.

- [Screams] no!

- Sick of you. - No, no. [Laughs]

- You act insane.

- No more credit cards for rie-rie.

What's--what are you up to, sneaky?

- What are you up to, sneaky? - Everything.

- What's better than getting two chickens for two chicken heads?

- Bow girl.

Today, I wanna go and get robb a bracelet because I can't be

The only one walking around hassel island claimed.

- Plus it will prevent it from flying away.

Ohh.

- Thanks, robb. - See you.

- A chicken's getting caught today!

I'm serious. I'm coming back with a chicken.

I've been planning this out for a month.

Ask trey.

- ♪ It's a good day to be you ♪

♪ A breeze blowing at your back ♪

- What are you gonna do with the chickens?

- You'll hear about it. [Laughs]

- ♪ It's your world ♪ - ♪ whoo ooh

- ♪ The sunshine in your smile ♪

- Which store?

- The signature one.

I want to get a hook bracelet for a guy.

- All right.

- Oh, h*, h*.

Those are babies. I want a big one.

Would you guys happen to have any empty cardboard boxes?

- Yeah.

- That I could use. Oh, thank you.

- ♪ 'Cause it's your world ♪

- ♪ Whoo ooh

- ♪Cover my blue skies for a while ♪

- Oh, mother lode.

- ♪ It's your world ♪

[Chickens clucking]

- Yes, yes, come eat it.

Come on.

[Chickens clucking]

- That's a big [bleep] chicken.

[Chickens clucking] which way you going?

[Chicken clucking] oh, it can fly!

It can fly! Oh, that made it so much harder.

They can fly?

- Yes. [Chickens clucking]

- Hey!

- They got three of them over there?

- Mm. Oh, my god.

- Grab--grab the bird.

Grab the bird, man.

- [Laughs] I thought you had it.

Yes. Look at that.

- There we go.

Yeah.

I kind of wanna get one more.

There's two chickenheads in the house.

I need--i need to get two chickens.

What happened to not catching no chicken, rick?

Oh, I can't wait to play the prank.

- You like this one then? - Yes.

- Quick signature down at the bottom.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Have a great day.

- ♪ Swift

[Laughter and chatter]

- Whoo, whoo, baby!

- Oh! - Get him!

- ♪Swift ♪

- ♪ Yeah

- Uhh!

♪

- Ohh. - [Grunts]

- It's coming out your way.

- ♪Swift ♪ both: yes!

[Laughter and whooping]

- I'm could do a back flip, ah! [Laughter]

- I don't know if he has an animal or what.

It's probably a rat. No big deal.

- Wanna start drinking?

- You gonna make me one? - Mm-mm.

- You want me to make you one? - Yeah.

- Okay.

- What is this?

- I can't walk around claimed and you not be.

- That's so cool. - Do you like it?

- Actually, yeah, I love it.

- You love it? - Thank you.

- You're welcome.

I hope it fits.

- Perfect. This is awesome.

I guess now marie and I are official.

[Chuckles] thank you.

Love it.

Do you actually want a drink though?

- Yeah. - Okay, well I didn't know

If you were actually just trying to do that or--

- I was trying to do that at first,

But now I really want a drink, so...

- Come on, man.

[Laughter, chatter]

- I'm picturing in my mind marie

Being like, "what the [bleep] is that?"

- [Laughs] - I'm just picturing it.

I'm picturing it in my mind.

- And then brandon starts going crazy.

[Laughter]

- Ah.

Just in case I get pecked.

[Laughs]

All right.

You will be going in here.

The big one will be going in toya's.

Oh.

[Chuckles]

[Laughs]

Yeah!

Oh, this is gonna be so funny.

I can't wait. Oh.

- Mosquitoes are worse here. - Not in your room.

- Laura, stop. - What did you guys put

In their beds? - Nothing.

- Well, it's kind of noticeable when you

Threw all their stuff off their bed.

- All right, bran. How's it looking?

- Just push it up closer to the bed.

- Oh, yeah. - And then here.

- Easy.

- [Chuckles]

- What is this, those fart b*mb things?

- No. - No, just wait. Just wait.

Please, we're doing it for-- - I don't wanna wait.

- Just--for your enjoyment.

- Even if he told you right now, you'd have to wait to see it.

- But I still wanna know. - [Chuckles]

- I'll give you a hint.

I just saw something moving under the covers.

- [Laughs]

She sees it moving!

- Tell me what it is.

- No, just wait.

Just wait.

- It'll be worth it.

- Are there rats in the bed? - [Laughs]

- Thank you.

- I hope toya doesn't run and jump on her bed.

- I know, I've been thinking about it the whole time.

- Oh, my god. [Laughter]

- Are you kidding me? - Why? You--

- Are you kidding me right now? - [Laughs]

- Well, uh--

- Ooh.

Please be alive.

Please be alive.

- Your bun looks good that big.

I like it. - I do like it.

- I haven't seen your bun that big before.

- Oh, my god! - Oh, [bleep]!

What the [bleep] is that?

- [Bleep], oh, my god. [Laughter]

- Yo!

- What is this? - I know.

I know, I know. [Laughter]

- We got chickens. - I know.

I know. - Oh, hell no.

Your country a*s really picked it up.

You don't know what they got. - Are you kidding me?

- If they might-- - you know what?

She's gonna have to get it out of the room.

You want to leave it in here?

- I'm not [bleep] supposed to touch it.

I'd rather her not get sick--

That was in your bed?

Now, if I have a chicken in my bed,

I'm gonna set this b*tch on fire,

And all your asses gonna roast.

Get your a*s up. Let me have some--

- I'm checking laura's.

- Let me have some chicken in my bed.

Aah! Laura! [Bleep]!

Get this g*dd*mn chicken!

[Laughter]

Robb, get that-- [laughter]

- Come on.

What can you ask better than that?

[Chickens clucking]

[Screaming] [laughter]

- Sneaky, sneaky.

That was a very good prank.

I give it to him.

- Well, well, well, swift.

I have to give it up.

I'll give credit when credit is due.

It was a funny prank.

- You guys were troopers today.

I really appreciate it.

A cardboard box, $.

Ooh, oh. [Raspberry]

A bag of rice, $.

There goes your brother.

Seeing marie scream and hop out of bed,

And toya running across the room like a chicken with her

Head cut off...

Priceless.

[Chickens clucking]

[Waves splashing]

- ♪ I've got the map, you've got the keys ♪

♪ We have the things to stay intact ♪

♪ And out of town our busy hearts could use ♪

♪ A place to settle down

- Just kidding, I'm actually not gonna miss you at all.

- I know.

- ♪ I've got my bags, I'm contemplating throwing ♪

♪ Overboard to unpack

♪ A heavier past, the back seat's collected ♪

♪ Commemorating acts

- Wow, that's a really nice bracelet.

Who got that for you? - [Chuckles]

A really cool chick.

- Isn't it nice?

- It's beautiful.

- I like the person that got it for you.

- [Chuckles]

- ♪ So here we go

♪ We could chase the sun all day ♪

♪ 'Cause this is home ♪

♪ No matter if we go or stay

- [Laughs] - come on.

- Help me up.

Bee-atch.

[Laughs]

Robb!

- As our time is coming to an end,

We're ready to go out and have fun.

Who is this crazy white girl doing this

Deranged silly dance?

In a way I'm loving it, but I'm a little embarrassed.

Sweat completely down.

- Yes!

- Let's go, guys.

- I couldn't think of a better way

To end our trip here in st. Thomas

Than on a sailboat with my roommates.

- Ahoy, mateys.

- Ahoy.

- Hello there. - May we climb aboard?

- Hop on!

- Do you have a fridge? - Yes.

I have--i have plenty of vodka. - Oh.

- This is all you can drink here.

[Laughter] - oh h*.

- My kind of captain.

- Oh, my goodness.

- ♪ I'm the one, I'm the one ♪

♪ I'm the one, I'm the one for you ♪

- [Grunting]

- ♪ Sh-sh-shake it while you're at it now ♪

♪ Like you mean it now

[Indistinct chatter and laughter]

♪ Gimme once, gimme twice, all right ♪

- No.

- You don't want anymore big waves?

- No. - No?

[Laughter]

- Whoo!

- My body is torn between having to

Throw up or poop-- I can't decide.

- I would rather not cradle you in this moment.

- [Hiccups]

- [Retching]

- [Retches] - ohh!

[Laughter and groaning]

[Retching]

- There's too much puking in one day.

- We ride together.

We puke together.

We're bad girls for life.

- [Laughs] yay! I can say I've been seasick now.

- All right, you guys. Welcome to buck island.

- Thank you very much for getting us here.

- All right, rie.

One. - Two.

Both: three. - Go.

[Gull squawking] - [screams]

- Oh, my god.

I lost my snorkel!

- I lost my headband down there too.

- Yeah, but I can't snorkel without a snorkel.

- You all right, marie?

- Hassel island has taught me a lot about myself.

I am a bee-atch when I want to be.

But I can actually be nice too.

So I just gotta kind of bring the nice out more.

- ♪ This sunbeam's golden honey ♪

♪ It drips right down my neck

♪ We'll wake brand-new mornings ♪

♪ Sip coffee on the deck

♪ And talk about the dreams that you had ♪

♪Like a wedding on the beach ♪

♪ We'll go together ♪

♪ We go out

♪ We go out

♪ We go together

- Our final hoorah.

- I had fun today.

- Best day ever.

- Robb!

[Kicks box]

- [Laughs]

[Screams]

Robb. - You make 'em count.

- Pack me in this box.

- All right. - I'm not going.

- Come on. Okay. Oh, yeah.

You're good, you're good.

[Tape squeaking]

Let's go.

Oh. [Thud]

- [Screams] - [laughs]

- [Grunts]

There we go.

You're slipping. Don't panic.

- [Laughs]

- I will not drop you.

Toya, open up.

[Laughs] - [screams]

[Laughter]

- I had a nice day.

[Sighs]

- The last time you get to sleep next to me.

- All right, I'm going to sleep before I get emotional.

- Well, I hope that tonight you have a good dream.

- Yeah, you too.

[Engine revving]

- What's going on?

[Laughter]

- Surprise! It's me! - Yes!

- One last walk around the pool, guys?

- Yup. - Let's do it.

I'm going to miss this place. - Me too.

- You wanna hold hands and do some, like, weird stuff?

- Yup. - Yeah.

- What do you wanna do? - Let's skip!

- ♪ A brown sugar kiss and your deep blue eyes ♪

♪Draw me in, oh ♪

♪ Summer looks good on you

- Bye, sea urchins.

- Sea urchins. - Bye, barracudas.

- I'm gonna miss marie more than anybody else.

More than the house, more than the pool.

Because she's had my back through it all.

Even if I was wrong, she had me.

I'm the captain of this ship.

Get on.

Where to, matey?

- Not home. - Staten island.

If she's your friend, she's your friend till the end.

And that's what I have. I have a friend till the end.

- ♪ Summer looks good on you

- There's the boat coming.

- Guys, get on the boat.

- Whoo!

- Where's swift?

- Of course swift is last.

- Oh, my god.

Wow, this is really over.

This is really done.

Living in a house with six other random strangers

Has taught me to be patient.

- Get out of here, guys!

- 'Cause, you know, in the day, we family.

Dysfunctional, but we a family.

- This sucks. - I know.

I don't want to leave.

- Bye, boat swing. I love you.

- Good-bye, boat swing.

I will definitely miss living in this beautiful home

On this private island

Because hassel island is the only other home I've had

Besides petersburg, virginia.

- I don't wanna leave hassel island--in a weird way--

As much as I hated this place at some times.

- Hassel island is the core of the seven of us.

This is the place that will bring all of us together

For the rest of our lives, so, thank you, hassel.

It's been a hassle, but it's been real.

- Swift, where you wanna get off?

Your usual spot?

- Yeah, we could do that.

- You're first. - I know.

- The mayor of the virgin islands

Is staying in the virgin islands

With his "people, mon."

- All of us are getting off here?

- No, just swift.

- Well, all of us are giving you hugs, though.

- Say good-bye to me first.

I think it's admirable that swift's gonna

Take a risk like that,

But he's fit in out here better than any of us have.

So, uh, it's pretty incredible, and I wish him the best.

- Love you.

From the first day, swift has been

My guy friend in the house.

He's always been there for me.

[Both squawk, laugh]

I really couldn't have asked for anything more.

- Later, bro. - All right.

- I'll be calling you soon, man.

- All right, swift, take care.

- Swift is a complete mess...

- Mwah. - But I am too.

Love you, swift.

And we have a lot more in common

Than we don't have in common,

And maybe one day we could be friends.

- It's weird, I don't want to let go.

[Laughter]

- Let go, seriously! - All right, right.

Marie, when me and you are cool,

We're cool and we laugh,

So I am going to miss you a little bit,

As weird and as strange as that sounds.

I will miss marie just a little bit,

But I will--at least I will miss her.

Toya, I will not miss.

My family. I love y'all, all right?

- Bye, swifty.

- Being that swift is gonna stay here in st. Thomas

Is a great thing, because we do not want him

Back in the mainland.

So, baby boy, stay as long as you can.

- Fell in love with this place.

Fell in love with the people.

I fell in love with the culture.

When most people go through an experience like this,

They expect to fall in love with a person.

You would never expect to fall in love

With a place and culture.

And that's what happened to me.

That's my love story right there.

Fell in love with the virgin islands

That's where I'm gonna stay for a while.

- Next stop, frenchtown.

Do me a favor now. Take control.

Give it a little throttle and you got it.

- You're gonna miss my dumb a*s.

- Yeah, I will.

- For serious?

- No, I'll miss you.

- I'll miss you too.

- Get me off of this boat!

- Have a good trip.

- Beautiful water.

- Remember when we first passed by there, toya?

We were like, "wow, can't believe

We're gonna be staying here." - Yeah.

- It feels so long ago that, like--

- Yeah, really.

- I mean, I don't exactly remember

Driving out of here, but--

- Yeah, I have absolutely no physical attraction

To him whatsoever.

- Why you being such an a*s right now?

Why you being such an a*s?

- I hate when I see marie and robb together,

'Cause I feel like that was supposed to be trey and i,

And everything just got all messed up and ruined and...

[Chuckles]

Ugh, yeah.

- What time they got flights?

- Marie is :.

What about you, robb?

- What time you leave, robb? - :.

- I don't wanna even talk about what time I leave at.

- But we need to know so we can see

If you gonna eat lunch with us.

- :-Something.

- Oh! - Laura!

- Are you serious?

I gotta stay here for another two hours after that?

Laura is an amazing woman, and, um,

I hope that she finds someone

That can actually give her what I couldn't.

Which one are you on?

You on seaborne or you taking the--

- No, I'm on six.

- They're over here? - Yeah.

- Laura?

- From marie I have learned that people can change.

At the beginning, she was one of the rudest people

I've ever met, and very, very mean.

But now, at the end,

She's a completely different person.

- Oh, no, laura.

Laura's a strong woman,

But she was just so weak when it came down to trey.

And I really hope that she'll look back on this

And learn from it.

This is not the end. - I know.

- We will reunite.

- [Crying] toya, I love you.

- I love--

[Laughter] - I'm the one!

- You're the one.

[Laughter]

Oh, my god. Look at us.

I'm not the one.

You guys are crazy.

- Roberto.

- Ah, come here, ging.

- Robb is just all around a really, really good guy.

And I hope he doesn't get his heart broken

And that him and marie do stay together.

They make each other happy

And that's really all that matters.

- I might actually come to nebraska.

- Mmm! - [Giggles]

Ooh! Look out, muscles.

Have a safe flight, okay? - I will.

- Okay. Mwah. - I love you.

- Love you too.

[Where we started by dinner and a suit]

- ♪ Take me back to where we started ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm afraid I've lost it ♪

♪ Oh, oh

- You made this experience so much better for me.

Thank you.

[Both crying]

- I'm gonna miss you, trey.

- I'm gonna miss you a lot.

- And they're still going. [Laughter]

- All right, guys, thanks.

- Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Your eyes are so red.

- I know. That's--thanks.

Go ahead, before you're late.

- [Groans] I think I'm already late.

- I'll talk to you real soon.

- ♪ Wasted all my second chances ♪

♪ How far does forgiveness go? ♪

♪

- There's more ofthe real world

On the way, and it starts right now.

- What's the first thing you're gonna do?

- When I get home?

- Yeah. Porn?

[Laughter]

- Well, well, well, I'm next.

- No, you're not. I am.

- Oh. Really? - Boarding time :.

Onward. - Come on, guys.

More jewelry, robb.

- [Chuckles] - here's your chance.

- Yeah. - I'm not kidding.

- I know. That's the sad part.

- Shall I start the good-byes?

- Yeah, might as well, brother.

- I love you, kid. - I love you too, man.

I'll be in touch soon. - Thanks for everything, man.

- Hey, thank you. - I'll be in touch with you.

- Roberto.

- Jump in my arms. - Aah!

I love you like a brother. - I love you too, toya.

- You mean the world to me.

Ooh, whoa now.

Thank you so much.

- My turn! My turn!

Mm!

Love you. - I love you too.

- Robb has taught me not to take things for granted

And to appreciate things more

And to not be so quick to judge people.

And that I'm spoiled, sort of.

Have a good flight. - Talk to you soon.

- Talk to you later. - Really?

So I'm gonna have the most dramatic good-bye with laura?

- She lives, like, an hour away.

Like, I'm not that upset about it.

- I'm over it! Get me outta here!

- I'm gonna miss waking up next to marie every day,

But I'm gonna make the very best effort

That I have to continue whatever we got here.

She means a lot to me.

- I think my relationship with robb

In the real-real world will continue.

I'm over you. Peace out.

- I think I learned the way that I used to take out

Some emotions on myself, whether it was, you know,

Harm myself or what have you,

That's not the smartest thing ever to do.

Changing that was probably the biggest thing

I've done in a while.

- No tears, rie?

- Told you I got this. - You got it?

- Like, I can't believe that.

- [Laughs] - you're weak.

- Not one tear. - You're weak.

- And I wept like a baby. - Sorry.

- That is so bad. - [Laughs]

[Pop music]

- ♪Where will I go? ♪

♪ What will I do?

♪ Now the future's wide open ♪

- What's batman without robin?

Latoya is my wingman.

She has my back, I have her back,

And that is something that I will forever appreciate.

And I love you, latoya... Forever.

- I'm not letting you go. - Get out of here!

- Go back to staten! - I hate you!

- Get out of here, rie!

- Be good, girl. - Love you, rie.

- I feel like I'm the luckiest person here,

Because I'm leaving here

With two very important relationships.

I'm leaving here with latoya

And I'm leaving here with robb,

And those are two people that, no matter where we go

From this island, I will have in my heart

And bring with me.

- [Sighs]

Well, I'm done.

- Yeah, can we get out of this shady-a*s part of the airport?

- Yeah.

[Rock music]

- ♪And I'm right where I wanna be ♪

♪ Right where I wanna be

- One thing that I've learned here

Is never deal with two girls at the same time.

I really screwed myself in this situation.

But now I really intend on going home to chelsea,

Making things work, and hoping for the best.

- ♪ Nothing can take away

♪ These memories

- This whole experience has taught me

One important thing:

To show love no matter what the situation is.

We have our issues. We had our quarrels.

We had our disagreements.

But at the end of the day,

We still have a love for one another.

- ♪ 'Cause this was meant to be ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah

♪ This was meant to be

[Chicken clucks]

- I don't know how I feel about this.

I don't wanna do a layover. Layovers are for poor people.

- [Laughs]

That's layaway, not layover.

- Oh, my god. - She said--she--

She said a layover is for poor people.

- It is. Whenever I see one, I do a layover.

- No, that's layaway. - Yeah.

- What's layaway?

- Layaway is when you, like, put something on a payment--

- No, I'm talking about layover. Layover's for poor people.

I buy the one-way ticket. No stopovers for 'rie 'rie.