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27x10 - Of Vice and Men

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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27x10 - Of Vice and Men

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- Previously on the real world...

- Where are you from?

- I'm from north carolina.

- North carolina. I'm from new york.

Max is such a nice guy

I invite him back to our island.

- So where do we stand?

- Having fun.

- So with that being said,

I'm not gonna do anything with anybody else.

In a perfect world, marie does feel the same way as I do.

I don't like guessing around with her right now,

I really don't.

- Robb told emily not to come.

- Yeah! - [Laughs]

- I saw that coming, but that's awesome.

- Really? Because I still have max coming.

So now what do I do? [Both laugh]

- Alcohol is my real issue.

That's what makes me evil.

- You have a little bit of a problem.

You recognize that, right?

Okay, just making sure.

- I think while I'm here,

I'm gonna try giving up drinking.

I look forward to being sober from everything.

I-i should have given up the alcohol before the blow.

It was one of those things where I just refused

To accept responsibility for the fact

That I have an issue with it.

- If you can get over drugs,

Then you can get over this.

- This is the true story...

- My man robb.

- Of seven strangers...

- Get outta here.

- Picked to live on an island...

- Whoa!

- And have their lives taped... - Oh, no.

- To find out what happens...

- Laura!

- When people stop being polite...

- Hey, woman!

- And start getting real.

- Let's keep it real.

- [Screams] - look what I caught!

-The real world... - Yes!

-St. Thomas!

[Upbeat music]

♪♪

- ♪ I'm not gonna worry today ♪

♪ I won't be in a hurry today ♪

- We are on a camping trip at a beach on st. John.

It's beautiful.

- Why is this water so clear?

It's like a swimming pool.

[Laughs]

- ♪ The sunshine is calling

♪ Calling me

♪ Let's soak up the day ♪

♪ In every way

♪ The sunshine is calling me

♪♪

- I absolutely love camping.

I love anything outdoors,

And I hope my roommates enjoy it as much as I am.

- I hate bugs.

I just wanna go to a five-star hotel

And take a shower.

- [Laughs]

- I'm over this!

How do I get out?

Oh my god, I can't breathe.

Too much bug spray.

- Idiot, you sprayed, like, the whole can in here.

- Whatever, latoya, I'm freakin' out!

- Obviously.

You made this [bleep] into a gas chamber.

- Let me out! [Screams]

- I can't breathe. [Gasps for air]

[Both giggling]

- Latoya has been my bestie since day one.

I have never found someone in my life

That is just so freakin' funny.

[Both yelp] - oh, [bleep]!

Camping is miserable.

- Oh my god.

This is it?

- I'm a little bit country,

But I ain't that damn country.

- [Screams] oh my god.

- Oh, my god.

- [Bleep] open the door.

- Don't. Stop.

- [Laughs] it was the door creaking.

- What are you doing? - [Laughs]

- Why are you scaring me like that?

- Because I thought it was somebody coming.

Marie, can I come in there with you?

- Get over here.

[Knocking on door]

[Both giggling]

- Aah!

[Both giggling]

- I want my mom.

- I'm glad we did this.

- I really, really like this island.

[Phone dialing]

[Phone rings]

- Hello?

- What up, my man?

- [Laughs]

- What's crack-a-lackin?

- I don't know, it's crazy.

Uh, my first two weeks here, I was real wild,

Drinking every single day, all day, every day,

Going wild and, uh,

I kept getting in a lot of trouble.

So I quit drinking, you know, I haven't touched--

- Uh, like altogether? - Yeah.

- I love you, man. That's awesome.

- Like I don't ever wanna go back to drugs or alcohol.

[Clears throat] - cool, man.

- You know, I feel incredible.

Like, I'm feeling good and, like, I can't wait

To, like, start looking a little better.

- Yeah, man, when you come back,

I'm down to start going to the gym again.

- I look forward to being in boston, man.

I miss my boston girls.

Tatted girls are the way to go, man.

Dude, I'm not attracted to anything on this island.

Like, I like the bad girls. [Laughs]

- [Laughs]

[Techno music]

♪♪

- Oh...

- Fish, great, awesome. Not.

[Door slams]

[Groans]

I hate fish.

- Did you try it or no?

- What's wrong with you?

We all know that robb is a care bear,

But I feel sorry for him sometimes.

Marie does treat robb like [bleep].

He allows marie to continuously get away with m*rder.

[Dance music]

- ♪ Come on, come on

♪ Everybody

♪ One, two, do it now ♪

♪♪

♪ Hey!

- [Laughs]

- What are you doing?

- I made your eyes teal.

- I don't even know what to say.

Oh, wow.

- Don't look. Close your eyes.

It's a surprise.

Don't look.

Okay, look at it. [Laughs]

No treys allowed!

- Are you kidding me? - [Laughs]

- No! I'm not allowed in here!

I'm not allowed.

- I know he has a girl back home,

But when he becomes flirty with me,

It's hard not to be flirty back.

No treys allowed.

- Laura sandwich.

- [Laughs]

♪♪

- ♪ One, two, three, oh!

Trey, come here.

Can you go get subway, please?

- What are you getting?

- I don't know.

Buffalo chicken looks really good.

- Yeah, we can do that.

- Should we order it?

- Yeah, go ahead, order it right now.

- What would I do without you?

- Hang out with robb?

- What would I do without you? [Both laugh]

He's just so, like...care bear.

It's almost like sometimes

I just want him to tell me to shut up.

- You walk all over the top of him

And treat him like [bleep].

You do.

To be honest with you. - Oh, come on.

- He deliberately saved half of that fish sandwich for you.

You get up bitching and complaining.

"Oh, wow, fish." [Exaggerated sighs]

- [Laughs] - "[bleep] fish.

You don't know-- I didn't [bleep] want fish."

Like, you ungrateful little blonde.

Are you serious? - [Laughs]

- Ugh, you act like a brat sometimes.

He is a good guy.

- He is a good guy-- he's a great guy.

- He will give you the shirt off his back.

In fact, he has.

But we don't have long left,

So y'all gotta figure out what y'all gonna do.

- Especially that max is coming here.

He'll be here in st. Thomas.

- Well then, good luck with that.

- Thanks. I'm gonna need it.

Max is coming to town,

And I need time to just figure out

Where I am and where my head's at.

I have to see him at least once

Just to maybe clarify some things with myself.

- Too much.

- Oh. [Giggles]

- Don't fall. - "Don't fall."

Will you catch me?

- Nope. That's why I said don't fall.

- [Giggles] no?

- When's he coming?

- Tomorrow.

- Tomorrow?

And when's he leaving? - I don't know.

- You know, put all the cards on the table.

- I think we did need some clarification.

I'd rather we...

Cool off for, like, four days.

- [Chuckles] - you do your thing.

I'll do my thing.

[Somber music]

♪♪

- We can do that.

♪♪

-Hakuna matata.

♪♪

- Doomed.

- You said "doomed"?

We're doomed?

- That's it.

- Probably.

- [Sighs]

- Coming up onthe real world...

- I will not do shots of whiskey or vodka.

It's bad, please. Please.

- Come on.

- Come on, I'm trying to behave. - Hey, hey.

- Splashing puddles? - I love it.

- I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you. - [Giggles]

- Whoo! - [Laughs]

- Get out of here with that [bleep].

- I'm playing in the rain.

- "A" is for "annoying."

- No. - Yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

- "B" is not for "bad," that's for sure.

- [Chuckles]

- "C" is for "confused."

- "D" is for "dumb."

- [Laughs] "e" is for...

- "Entertaining." - I won!

- "F" is for-- - "foolish."

- "I"--no, "g".

- What the hell you-- - [laughs]

- What school did you go to?

- Come on, man.

- Damn, how you go from "f" to "i"?

- A-b-c-d-e-f-- - "g".

"G" is for--

- "g*ons."

- [Yelps] I didn't want it!

- You kissed me! - I didn't want it!

- You kissed my chin!

- No, I didn't want it!

- "J" is for... Both: "jokes."

- [Laughs] - a big-a*s joke.

- I just really, really, just wanna

Get out of the house right now.

[Bar chatter]

So I'm just out meeting locals, doing my damn thing.

- Great alcohol. Sabotages all around.

- First thing I noticed?

Mmm!

This yummy little tatted-up blonde.

- But, like, I mean, it's [bleep] up right?

- I love it, dude. I love being pricked.

- It's jameson, is that okay? - The best kind.

- Yep.

[Laughs]

- If you knew my life before this--

- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

- ♪ Everything is the way it is ♪

♪ It's got to be the way it is ♪

♪♪

- In the right environment, I am.

- Is this not the right environment?

- If I got drunk, my--

It would cause way too many issues with my roommates.

Kyndra is a bad girl.

She's trouble and...

I'm loving every bit of it.

She's definitely trying to get that wild side out of me.

Why are you smiling ear to ear?

- [Laughs] 'cause I can.

Why are you?

- I'm not.

All right.

- It was nice hanging out with you.

- You too. I'll be hittin' you up...

- All right. - If you're lucky.

- ♪ Everything is the way it is ♪

♪ Got to be the way it is ♪

[Upbeat music]

♪♪

- [Giggles] - I better go.

I forgot the sign was there.

- There are no treys allowed.

- It says "no treys allowed,"

But it didn't really work out that well, so...

[Both giggling]

- All right, I'll see you in a while.

- Somebody's getting pretty.

♪ Marie got a date

- What are you doing back there?

- Watching you get dressed for this hot date.

- Latoya, if you keep calling it that,

I'm really gonna k*ll you.

- Oh, maxy. Maximilian.

- Well, I just--

- Returning to the island.

- Maybe I won't even like him.

- Yeah, you're sober this time, so...

- Exactly.

- Could be different.

- [Sighs] latoya, latoya, latoya.

This feels wrong. - What?

- Going to meet him.

I just wanna go just so I can remember

What he looks like.

Some, like, stranger's gonna come up to me

And I'm gonna be like, "who are you?"

- Or he could be, like, busted up, missing teeth,

Receding hairline.

- Perfect. - One dread in the back.

Face with a tat.

- Gauges in his ear.

That's not my swag.

- Girl, he could be a mess.

So you got to have a plan "b."

- Yeah, you're my plan "b."

Come on, t, get ready. - [Laughs]

Girl, I ain't about to be no third wheel.

- T, get your clothes on.

You're coming with me.

- Okay, marie. - What?

- So this is what's gonna happen.

You get dressed, you get fly.

All right, bestie, want me to walk you to the boat?

- Yeah.

Good job, peeps.

- Later, rie. - Later, t.

See you in an hour.

- Uh, yeah, an hour.

- Get in the shower.

- If marie, you know...

Hooks up with max at all, oh, it's done.

I'm not gonna sit around and look like a little b*tch.

Absolutely not.

I deserve better than that [bleep].

- Hey! - Hi!

- What up? - How are you?

- Good, how are you doing? - Welcome back.

- Thank you, thank you. - I see max.

I remember what he looks like,

'Cause I was kinda fuzzy on it.

He's cute.

Sorry.

- ♪ I gotta move on

♪ I gotta let you go

♪ I gotta shake you off

♪ That's what I'll do ♪

♪ Yeah

- So, you're telling me that you train sea lions?

- So I work with the trainers of the sea lions.

- Yeah?

- Basically, every morning, I'm, like, in the freezer

For, like, three hours, sorting fish.

Yeah, I have work at : a.m.,

So this little, like, rendezvous is gonna have to end early.

Do I think I'm gonna hook up with max? No.

He's definitely, uh, "womp-womp."

Don't wanna be here.

He's kind of corny.

And I'm just kind of over it.

- ♪ This is good-bye good-bye, go go ♪

- Where are you, latoya?

- Latoya to the rescue.

So?

- Convince her to quit being lame and hang out.

- You're not staying with him?

- I got to go home eventually.

Sorry.

- You don't have to apologize to me.

- I'm ready to go home, man.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye, max.

Thank you. - All right.

Just hit me up around :. - All right.

k*ll it on the dance floor, okay?

- All right. - Don't embarrass me.

- Not even a question.

- He can't k*ll it without you.

- Of course I will. - Later.

- All right, girl, see you later.

- What is your plan?

- I'm waiting for my other roommates to come.

- Okay. - What about you?

- My buddy josh, that I came with, is at starz now.

- Let's get out of here.

[Dance music]

♪♪

- Latoya!

♪♪

- The mood is right.

I'm looking good.

So what else would I do but dance with him?

♪♪

Bye, max.

- I can't believe marie just left max.

- And then leave him with me. - Yeah.

- He's a cool person though.

- She needs to figure it out.

[Techno music]



[Pool ba*ls clacking]

- If I try to force a conversation

Out of marie too soon, it probably will not go well

For either of us.

So I'm gonna give her, you know,

Her sweet a*s time,

And then we'll talk when she's ready.

I feel like an a*s right now.

- Typical, typical, typical.

[Upbeat music]

- Hi, may I speak with marie, please?

- Hello?

- Hey, good afternoon, good morning.

- Happy easter, cutie. - Thank you.

Happy easter to you too. How you doing?

- How you doing, gram?

- That's the epic gazebo. - The boat thing, right?

- Yeah, it's dope, I actually slept on it--

Slept on that the first night.

Kyndra, she comes back to the house.

So I'm definitely trying to kick it with her.

Girls' room's right there.

They're all going out to dinner later.

- You ain't coming to dinner? - No.

- Well, whatever, mang. Have fun.

You're gonna be here when we get back?

Or you're probably gonna be out or--

- I don't know. - I got you, man.

Brandon hanging out with kyndra is actually

A pretty great thing because I know that brandon

Needs that female attention

Kind of the same way that I seek it.

You ready, roberto? - Yeah.

- Lets roll.

- Have you ever been to epernay?

- Nope.

- Oh, today's sunday, huh? They're closed.

Call it what you will, but I got a house to myself

And I got a girl looking for a good time.

- Do you think that places would even sell beer now?

- I'm sure we could find a liquor store.

She wants to drink, so I already know why she wants to drink.

It's because she wants to lighten up and...

I already know where it's gonna go.

[Rock music]

♪♪

- Yep.

- ♪ She's got a twinkle ♪

♪ In both eyes

- You know, I think I've only been over here, like, one time.

- ♪ She's calculating your demise ♪

♪ The pretty poison of her taste ♪

♪ The innocence she's painted on her face ♪

♪♪

- Yeah, my roommates are gonna k*ll me.

- No one's gonna k*ll you.

You do what you want. You're a grown-a*s person.

- She's just trying to go nuts and let loose for a while,

So she's really not hearing no.

So...i'll say yes.

- ♪ She's a bad girl ♪

♪ She's a bad girl ♪

- Well, I'm super excited. - [Chuckles]

- You're welcome for finding this place guys.

- Hi. - Thank you.

- Thank you.

We're so excited.

- I'm king of the castle up here.

- "Happy easter."

- One, two, three.

[Cork pops]

- [Cheers and applause] - oh, my gosh.

- Happy easter, everyone.

- Oh, thank god, happy easter. - Happy easter.

- Happy easter, guys.

- Oh, brandon having his first drink in a while.

- I know you want to see me drunk,

But you'll have to settle for buzzed.

- You need to calm down.

Thank you.

- She's definitely, like, on it hard for me to get drunk,

And, like, I really don't wanna get drunk.

[Exhales]

I'm just kinda thinking, "all right.

"I'm gonna have two, three, and that should give me

A good little buzz and that's it."

- Take a shot.

- We don't have any rum.

- No one said anything about rum.

- I will not do shots of whiskey or vodka.

I can't--i can't do shots of either one.

It's bad, please?

- Aww. - Please?

- Come on.

Put it in there.

- You don't understand how bad it is.

- [Snaps fingers] let's go, come on.

- I'm in a spot where...

Sex isn't gonna happen sober.

Not gonna happen.

If I want sex

And I want to party, I need alcohol.

- It's not even that big of a deal.

- Ooh, baby.

Let's get into trouble.

- [Laughs] you ain't gonna do [bleep].

- I like a girl that knows how to dominate.

- [Laughs] ooh.

Don't spill my drink.

[Laughs]

- Oh god, we're gonna slip.

I'm gonna slip!

I can't defend myself against a girl.

It's unfair.

- Yeah, 'cause you suck at defending yourself,

So that's what's up.

- [English accent] would you prefer inside

Or outside, madame?

- Is that a sexual question or a personal question?

Is this creepy? - Very.

[Both laugh]

- Good.

- [English accent] I don't very much trust you.

- That's fine.

No one trusts me.

[Indistinct chatter]

- Wow.

- So rad. - This is pretty insane.

- Hats off to the chef.

- I wish brandon would have came though.

- I know. - Of course.

- I really do. I wish he would have--

I wish he would have came out with us

- He can hang out with that girl anytime.

- Yes, I definitely agree.

- No, no, that's cool. That's cool.

- Kick it with, you know what I mean?

He's been seeing everybody else. - That's just one night.

- I know. - All I said was--

I was just--i would like it if he was here.

That's all. - No, me too.

- This is, like, the island life.

You're a grown-a*s person.

You need to get drunk. - Yeah, I know.

But it was fun having everyone, like, be super proud.

Thought i, like, gave it all up.

[Whispers] but I like it too much.

- You better pound some drinks

Before your roommates get back.

- They'll be gone a while.

- Guys, careful, you guys.

- [Laughs] thank you.

- Well, anyway, rum, rum, and some more rum.

Let's go. - All right, let's do it.

I need to pee.

I'll be back.

- I got to take a piss.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Wait, you guys are home?

- Before he says anything, I go like this.

I look at him like this.

He didn't have to say anything. I knew it.

- [Sighs] - come on, talk to me.

- I [bleep] up.

No, swift, please, don't.

- All right, I got you, I got you, I got you.

You know I got you, man.

- I'm uncomfortable. - I got you.

- All right.

- Okay?

- Did you? - No.

- Oh. - Man, mind your business!

- No--why are you--

- No, it has nothing to do with that.

- That is not our business.

- Huh? How is everything going? - Good.

- We just sat in the hot tub and, like, whatever.

- Oh, somebody finally used the hot tub,

'Cause it works now. - No, it doesn't work.

- Oh, it doesn't? - No, no, no.

- Oh. Bye.

- What are you doing?

- Nothing, I'm fine.

- Oh, I was like--i was like, "it's all right.

Don't worry about it."

- Wait, does that mean brandon drank?

Does that mean brandon drank?

- No, brandon's not drunk, no.

- I don't want to watch you or anything.

[Slurring words]

[Giggling]

- [Whispers] you're beautiful.

- [Laughs]

- Get out of here.

[Rock music]

♪♪

I feel pretty embarrassed about last night.

I know I didn't really, like, do anything dumb.

Oh, well, sorry for the letdown.

I don't really know what else to say.

- Do wanna stop at senor frog's for a minute?

See what's up?

- Sweet.

Aw, [bleep].

'Cause I never do it.

I only do it when I drink.

- And now that you don't drink...

- Not around you guys.

- What's that? - Huh?

- Are you serious?

- Well, I did it last night.

- Brandon. - I know.

- I'm not gonna dad you, but...brandon.

- I know.

Robb almost tried scolding me when I tell him what I did.

- Do you want to keep being sober or no?

- I don't know.

I guess we're gonna have to see where it goes.

[Upbeat music]

♪♪

- Holy [bleep].

- Well, hey.

- Oh, hey, what's up?

- Sorry I didn't call you. - No, it's cool.

I like it when you just don't call me and just ignore me.

That--that turns me on.

- So wouldn't you know, of course,

We run into max tonight.

Do you have a cigarette? - Lighter?

- What's up, brother? - You remember--

- How you doing? Good to see you again.

It just kinda sucks

Because it's catching me so off guard right now.

[Tense music]

♪♪

- Okay.

Right.

♪♪

Yeah.

I don't know.

Did you? - Yeah.

[Dance music]

- [Laughs]

♪♪

- Why do you have your shoulders up so high?

Drop them, let 'em loose.

- I'm tense. - Just let 'em loose.

- I'm tense. - Relax.

- Marie, I'm tense.

I'm all wound up right now.

You haven't given me a massage in, like, three weeks.

It sucks.

I like your massages.

Seriously, can I get a massage later?

- Probably not.

If I get one first.

- Well, duh.

You know what's funny about last night?

You were being really nice to me

At bamboo, just randomly.

- Well, I had to be.

- Why? - 'Cause max was there.

I had to let you know where my head was at.

Make it clear for everyone.

- I think marie finally got the clarity

Of how she feels about me

With max coming down this weekend.

I think our relationship actually got, you know,

A little bit stronger through all this.

- ♪ I only want you

♪ I only want you

♪ I only want you

♪ I only want you

♪ You

[Phone rings]

- Hello?

- Hey, this is max.

How's it going? - Hi!

- I was calling to see what you guys are doing tonight.

- Toya and I wanna hang out with you at carnival.

- Let's do that.

This is my last night here.

- I know.

- Well, let's-- let's meet up somehow.

- Max.

- What's up, toya?

- What's going on?

- Not much.

I'm trying to-- - how did you--

How did you get this number?

- [Laughs] I stalked you.

- Sneaky, sneaky.

- Sneaky, sneaky. Exactly.

I was just trying to meet up with you guys,

See what you're doing tonight.

- We're gonna go to the carnival tonight, so...

- Yeah, yeah. - All right.

Well, we'll see you later on.

- Sounds good. - Bye, max.

- Bye, max. - All right, bye.

- Yeah. - So excited.

- Shut up. - [Laughs]

- You. - Me?

- No.

I'm over you. - Okay, toya.

- Carnival has begun.

There's rides, there's games.

I'm excited.

All of my roommates are excited.

We've been waiting for this

Since the beginning of this experience.

We're all about to go to carnival soon.

- Okay, how...

- I'd say in the next minutes, minutes.

So laura and trey are going now.

Me, marie, and robb, we're gonna meet you there.

- Okay.

- Like, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

- Where's a good location, because I haven't been yet?

- I haven't been either.

- I guess by the ferris wheel.

- All right.

- Yeah. - Um, all right.

- Yeah, so everybody's gonna be there.

Everybody's gonna be there.

The whole house pretty much.

- All right.

- I guess I'll just meet you guys down there.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- All right. - Okay, bye.

- [Laugh] mwa-ha-ha!

A joke about what, marie?

Are you seriously mad?

- Why are you coming near me?

- [Laughs] are you mad for real?

- Yeah.

You can meet him at the ferris wheel, I'm not.

Have fun at the carnival.

- You're not going? - I'm going.

I'm not hanging out with you though.

'Cause I just-- I don't get

Why you guys are talking to the kid.

- Why wouldn't we? 'Cause you don't like him,

We're supposed to-- we're all supposed to ignore him

Because you don't like him, marie?

- Whatever, t. - Is that really fair?

- Have fun with him. - Is that really--

Does that make sense, really?

Honestly speaking, let's be an adult about the situation.

Does that make sense?

I'm going to have fun.

- Latoya, you don't know max from a hole in the wall.

I am your girl and you should be playing on my team.

I love you, but I do not like you right now.

- T, I wanna make one thing clear though.

I'm not mad at you,

And I get what you're saying,

But put yourself in my position.

How would you feel-- how would you feel

If someone came out here to visit you?

To see you?

You realize that you don't wanna talk

To the kid anymore.

Would I go and hang out with him?

- See, the thing about it is--

- No, I wouldn't. - The entire house is coming.

So I don't get what your point is.

- Out of all people here... - You wouldn't expect--

- I would expect you to be my girl.

- And you are my girl, exactly.

But I'm not gonna be a nasty person

To somebody that hasn't done anything to me.

- I know, but the point is... - You l--

- What has he done for you? - He hasn't done nothing--

- There's no reason to hang out with him.

- Exactly. He hasn't done nothing for me

And he hasn't done nothing to me.

So at the end of the day, what is wrong

With me hanging out with him as a whole with my roommates?

I don't get why you're so pissed off about the situation

Because it's not really that big of a deal.

- Well, you know what?

Honestly, I was excited to spend

My first carnival night with you.

- And you still can.

- But I'm not going to. - Okay.

Well, you don't have to, marie, that's a personal decision.

But I'm not gonna sit down and--

- The fact that you're gonna sit here

And make it like you don't understand

Where I'm coming from.

- I-i-- you're blowing it up.

- I'm not blowing up [bleep], just don't see him.

- Because I'm going out

With the entire house to go hang out with somebody?

Really, marie? Get over yourself.

[Rock music]

♪♪

[Upbeat music]

♪♪

- Do you know what side we're gonna meet him at?

- We found him.

- Max. [Laughs]

- What's up? - What's going on?

- Hey. - How's it going?

- Nothing, just walking around.

- ♪ Going around town

♪ People trying to get down

♪♪

- What do you want to do? - Did you wanna try it?

- Yeah. - Yeah, let's do it.

You got this.

I have been taking robb for granted.

I'm trying not to.

Robb is a great guy, and if I was to lose robb,

I would definitely end up kicking myself.

Yeah!

- What do you want? - Winner!

- Can I get the cool turtle guy?

Thank you.

Not bad. - I could do better.

- Not bad. - I could do better.

- I love robb.

I do love robb.

I feel like I give him a hard time,

But me and robb are like this.

We love each other.

- ♪ I just wanna kick it

- ♪ I just wanna kick it

- ♪ I just wanna kick it

- Yay! - It's all mine!

- You're welcome. - ♪ I wanna kick it with you

- ♪ Oh, girl

- Really? - Like, crazy things.

You peep game. - No, I got it, I got it.

- Game peeps game.

- Baby girl did not need to worry about me taking her man.

She needed to worry about swift.

- ♪ I just wanna kick it

- ♪ I just wanna kick it with you ♪

- ♪ I wanna kick it with you ♪

♪♪

- There's more ofthe real world

On the way and it starts right now.

[Pop music]

♪♪

- I know you're still mad at me. - I'm not.

I could never be mad at you.

- I can never be mad at you.

You're my bestie. I'm sorry.

- I was just trying to understand the reason.

- Me too. And by the way...

- Me and latoya are both very stubborn people

That don't like to really admit when we're wrong.

However, in this case, I am right.

[Laughs]

Which one do you want?

- [Shrieks] [laughs]

My girl.

Thanks, rie.

Marie's the type of person

That, if she's your friend,

She's your friend until the end.

Even if I was wrong, she had me.

And that's what true friends do for one another.

- Latoya and I have been besties since day one.

We're like frick and frat, lucy and ethel.

You can't come between us.

- [Laughs] my feet hurt, marie.

[Techno music]

♪♪

- So I'm kind of at a point where, like,

It's really hard to be sober.

Sober sucks.

We should have a drinking contest.

- No. Hell no.

You don't drink anyway.

- I do today.

I'm a lot more fun with a little alcohol in my system.

I'm thinking, "I'm back, baby!"

Partying like a rock star again,

Just not getting out of control.

- One, two, three!

[Hard rock music]

- [Shouts indistinctly] - whoo!

♪♪

- Hold on, so you get behind me, we're doing a conga line.

- ♪ I'm drunk up and down the coast ♪

♪ I feel so lost

- So I have decided to step back in the ring with alcohol

And if I can just keep it in moderation,

I'm just awesome.

Anyone behind me gets a free shot.

♪♪

[Thunder rumbling]

[Rain pouring]

- I wanna go play in this rain so bad.

- You want to? Put your rain suit on.

- You wanna go kiss in the rain and be adorable?

[Laughs] - yeah.

Let's go have a moment in the rain.

- Okay.

[Upbeat music]

♪♪

- [Laughs]

[Indistinct chatter]

- ♪ Every time I see her

♪ My heart skips and it stops ♪

- ♪ If she was thirsty

♪ I would give her my last drop ♪

- ♪ She doesn't judge me when I sleep until : ♪

- [Laughs] - ♪ oh

[Both laugh]

- ♪ She always leaves me speechless ♪

- No. No! - [Laughs]

- ♪ Oh, my god, I can't believe this ♪

♪♪

♪ Never gonna let this go

- I'm hopping in the shower.

- ♪ Never gonna let this go ♪

- Next onthe real world...

- If I paid for you to come here,

Would you come here? - Yeah.

- Just so you know, I booked the flight tonight.

- [Crying]

- Me and latoya have our popcorn ready

For chelsea's arrival.

- Is there a reason why you have coke in your system?

- No. - There isnodrug

That stays in your system for two months.

- My brother failed a drug test after days.

- Your brother's a liar, like you.