- Previously onthe real world...
- Hi! [Laughter]
What's your name? - Marie.
- Marie, nice to meet you.
- Here comes this little bubbly black chick.
I just want to like, put her in my pocket
And bring her everywhere with me.
- This is our room.
This is our bed. [Screams]
sh**t!
- This is the coolest thing ever,
This is better than a dog right now.
- Laura is an animal lover to the core.
She loves talking to 'em in baby voices.
- [Baby voice] hi.
- Oh, my god, marie. - Oh, my god.
[Overlapping chatter]
- See, toya, she's got the little country swag going on.
- Obviously, he's a pro at it.
- Hey, you wanna try?
- Hell, no.
I just don't blow in stuff.
- You don't blow, and you don't spit?
- I don't blow, and I don't spit.
- Okay. All right.
I really think you should work on that,
You might have problems in life.
- [Laughs]
- [Whispering] is she passed out?
- You can't be the first person to knock out.
You gotta know somebody gonna get you with the pranks.
- What are you trying to spell, bro?
- [Giggling]
- It's funny because the boys can write all over my leg
And think that I'm not gonna come back at them
Ten times harder than they came at me.
- This is the true story...
- My man, robb. - Of seven strangers...
- Get outta here. - Picked to live on an island...
- [Laughing] whoa! - And have their lives taped.
- Oh, yo! - Find out what happens...
- Laura! - When people stop being polite.
- Hey, woman! - And start getting real.
- Let's keep it real. - [Screams]
- Look what I caught! -The realworld...
- Aah! [Laughter]
-St. Thomas.
- Why are you in my room?
What are you looking for?
Why would your brush be in here?
Swift walks around
With this stupid-looking hairbrush all day long.
The constant brushing, and it gets annoying,
So I slipped it in my pocket and tossed it in the woods.
You really looking for this brush.
- Yes, i-- - you--you were
In her bed last night. Might wanna check there.
- What do you gotta say it like that?
Latoya, she's a very, very intelligent liar.
I don't trust her for nothing.
- [Shrieking, laughing]
- Where's my brush? Where's my brush?
- [Laughing] I don't know.
Stop! - Where's my brush at?
Where's my brush?
- [Giggling] no. - Where's my brush?
[Screams]
Aah, right in my nuts!
- Don't [bleep] then.
- Where my brush at?
- All right, I'll tell you.
I'ma show you where it's at.
It's in there.
- You threw it in the bushes?
- Turn and look. - [Gasps]
- There's a huge barracuda. - Iguana.
- That thing's huge too.
She really wants to catch this iguana.
- Aww. - All right, be smart.
- [Squealing] hi!
- She touches so many things--
- Yo, latoya, it's right-- it's about to get good.
- Ooh! - Watch the tail.
- Oh, oh, it's gonna fight you!
- Watch the tail.
- It's like a pokemon! Watch out.
- Do they bite?
- No. - No, they don't have teeth.
- I'm totally-- - but watch the tail
'Cause it will tail-whip you. - I'm rooting against you,
Girlfriend, right now. - [Screams, laughs]
- Oh, look at that tail. Look at that tail.
Do it! Get it, laura.
- [Baby voice] I'm not going to attack you,
I just wanna hold you like a baby.
- Oh, she's close. - She's about to pick him up.
She's about to pick him up.
Whoa, she really picked him up!
- [Squeals] I got an iguana!
- He's huge.
- Oh, my god, he's--
- Look, he's--
He's putting his mouth the same. - [Laughing]
Do you like purple flowers?
Ingrid, eat your flowers.
Why are you being stubborn?
Picky eater, just like you.
Stop, stop.
You stop it.
Stop, ingrid.
She's mad.
Your tail doesn't hurt me.
- [Chuckles] - eat it.
- Hates his life right now.
- She.
See, I don't know why you're still mad.
Ugh. - [Laughing]
- Okay, I'll put you down.
- That's a little cooler than the turtle that I caught.
- Yeah, she's awesome.
- I think you one-upped me.
- Aww.
And you didn't even help me.
- Thank you, good night.
- I am going to behave.
There is a halo above my head.
I don't intend on getting outta control.
I'm just gonna make sure
I keep myself in check and just go out and have fun.
- Thank you, bro.
[Techno music]
♪
- Just a few times?
♪
- ♪ Dance
♪ Dance
♪ Night
♪ Tell me can you
♪ Hear what's coming down ♪
- There's basically
Three couples in the house,
But one is in denial.
Swift and latoya get very, very flirty,
And they have their own little connection.
Neither of 'em really want to fess up to it at this point.
- ♪ The lights are down
♪ And you feel the sound ♪
- I got a chocolate!
- ♪ All night long
♪ Get next to you
♪ Get next to me
♪ Let me show you
♪ How it's gonna be now ♪
♪
- Yo, girl. - Hey, girl.
- What it do? Look what I did.
[Laughs]
I cooked some food. - Aww.
How cute are you?
- I burnt up the first three pieces.
[Chuckling]
Hey, we should go and look for seashells.
You think we can go down there?
- I think so. - Come on.
- Look at that fish!
- What fish?
- Right there.
- Oh, my god.
That is disgusting.
- I dare you to touch it.
- No, hell, no. Let's bury it.
That's the least we can do.
- No.
Light bulb. [Chime]
We should put that in someone's bed.
How can we get it back to the house without touching it?
Should I just pick it up?
- No, don't pick it up.
- No, come on. I'll just touch it.
- Here. Here.
Poke it with this. This is a stick.
- Why am I poking it?
- I'm not poking it either. - How am I gonna get it back up?
- Well, then how you gonna get it--
How you gonna put it back on the bed
If you don't wanna poke it?
Look, somebody was trying to cook it.
There's garlic over here.
Ooh, [bleep]. I thought it moved.
- I'll pick it up!
But I'm not touching it, so let's get something.
- What you gonna pick it up with?
- I don't know, I'll just cover my hands.
- We ain't even got nothing to pick it up with.
- Maybe I should put the gloves on?
- Girl, you nasty.
Let's go look up diseases from dead fishes
Before we get it
'Cause I don't want a disease.
I need to put, "dead fish..."
- Question mark. - "Washed onshore."
"Can you get
A disease from it?"
"Fish tuberculosis.
"The main symptoms of fish tuberculosis
"Are loss of scale, loss of colors, lesions to the body--"
- But that's a disease of the fish, not a disease that we--
- They're talking about-- okay.
- I think she's just making excuses
About the fish disease thing, but I'm not gonna not do it.
It's hilarious.
T., Let's go get it. Come on.
- Okay, wait. - Come on.
- I'm not going to--are you really gonna pick that fish up?
- Yes, and we're putting it in their shower.
- Why? - I have gloves on.
I'm not gonna catch anything.
- That's disgusting. - You're coming with me.
- I'm not coming with you because--
- You're coming with me. - I don't like fish.
- I know, you don't have to touch it. I do.
- But wait, first we gotta find out
If you can get blood poisoning. Look.
- Girl, I'm wearing gloves. I'm safe, let's go.
- They'regoing to get blood poisoning.
- [Growling] come on.
Putting it in the shower. They'll be so confused.
- I'm not participating.
Marie's my girl.
She know I support her in all of her crazy tactics,
But she's going too far with this one.
She's not gonna back down off the thought of
Putting this thing in swift and robb's bathtub.
- [Grunts]
Smells like fish.
[Grunting]
I have to be fast about it because,
One, everyone's gonna wake up soon, and two,
I cannot stand the smell.
It's actually terrible.
[Gags, coughs]
- [Shrieks] [bleep]
[Laughs]
- [Gagging and coughing]
Back home, my friends and family,
We always joke around with each other,
Pull pranks on each other,
So it's something that I'm used to.
Comes naturally to me.
[Gagging and coughing]
- [Giggling]
Oh, [bleep]. Oh. Oh, lord.
b*tch, you gonna die. You gonna get "boat-a-lism."
- [Laughing] - "'boat-a-lism' is a rare
"And serious illness.
A bacteria from dead fish."
- [Gasps] gotta wash my hands.
- Marie, I'm done with you.
[Laughing] that is so mean.
I'm going to sleep.
I'm not taking part in this crap
'Cause you're gonna k*ll them.
And they're gonna die,
And then you gonna be wanted for m*rder.
- Girl, you bugging.
- [Giggling] they gonna whip yo' a*s. All I got--
- No, they're not gonna know who did it.
- What you mean? Of course they gonna know
Who did it, we the only fools--
You better go get that fish out that tub.
- I'm not touching the fish. - [Giggles]
- I'm not trying to get "boat-a-lism."
- You already gonna get "boat-a-lism"
Because you have a wound on your face,
And it enters through wounds.
- Nah.
- What is that smell?
[Suspenseful music]
♪
- Not one bit of me wants to know what's waiting for me.
- [Chuckles]
- Yeah, sleep it off.
- Honestly, like-- laura did it though.
- [Chuckling] you about to blame it on her.
- I wouldn't touch a fish. You wouldn't touch a fish.
Laura's the lizard lady. - True.
- And the fish lady, it turns out.
- By her doing all these pranks,
It's only making it worse for me and laura.
I already know they're gonna retaliate.
And i, for one, don't want them to.
- They put peanut butter in my bed,
They wrote on my leg. - True.
- They wanna play pranks, then we're playing pranks.
I don't feel that bad about it.
At all, actually. I feel really good about it.
I just want them to wake up.
Why does it smell so bad in here?
- I don't know.
We got candles, we'll probably just mask the smell.
- Laura, can you help me?
- It was laura who did it.
Obviously. She's the lizard queen.
When she was carrying it over here,
We were like, "that's gross."
- Okay, we gotta handle this situation.
- [Laughs]
- You gotta stop laughing.
You're only making the situation worse.
- When laura picked that up I was like,
"Girl, you're disgusting." I was g--
- Oh, so laura's one of the culprits?
- Laura is the culprit. Who else would touch
A fish like that? Honestly.
- You--all three of you live together in the same room,
You all will suffer the same consequences.
- Oh, my god.
You guys should probably get that out
Before you get some kind of fish disease.
- I really can't take it.
- [Laughing] it's smells so bad. - It smells so bad.
Yeah, I can't take this.
- [Laughs]
- Let's go to confession.
- Can I come? Both: nope.
- Why? - Nope.
- Why? Come on. - No.
Respect the confessional privacy.
- Retaliation.
What do you got in mind?
- What we're going to do is,
We're gonna cut that fish up
Into little pieces. - And then...
Both: put it...
- In their drawers,
Underneath the bed.
So now, their cleanup is gonna be crazier.
- You opened pandora's box. - [Chuckles]
You don't know who you [...] With.
- Coming up onthe real world...
- Yo! Yo, what the [bleep]! - Aw, [bleep].
- You [bleep] my foot up right now, man!
- You [bleep] your own foot up,
You got in the water, dumbass!
Don't give a [bleep], you got in the water!
- Why the [bleep] would you knock me the [bleep] off?
Are you [bleep] kidding me?
- The situation sucks right now.
Who the hell had the audacity to put a sea beast
In my damn shower?
- [Laughs loudly]
- Clipping my nose still.
- Yeah, it's-- that's a good idea.
Where'd you get that at, right in here?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- [Nasal voice] oh, my goodness.
This is what we're gonna do.
We gonna keep our hands in the garbage bag,
And then--and then put it into a garbage bag.
I'm gonna get one end, and you're gonna get the other end.
Aw, man, this is bad.
Even with the clip on my nose,
It's still hard not to throw up.
It is one of the worst smells you ever want to smell
In your life. Understand this.
Ugh.
- [Exhales heavily]
- Aw, man, look at all the juice.
- You know, I gotta just hope it doesn't drip all--
Everywhere else, we can wash the shower out.
- Aw, [bleep], it's gonna break the bag.
[Bleep], but we gotta double-bag it.
- You're a big-a*s fish.
[Thud]
- Aw, [bleep].
[Bouncing thud]
- [Laughs]
- It's [bleep] slippery.
- All right, just take it outside?
- Yeah. - Hide it for now?
- Yeah. - All right, come on.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So i-i'ma go see where they're at,
And I'm gonna come up with a way we can get out.
- All right.
- What's up?
So you guys don't feel comfortable
Standing in front of me?
What's up? What's up?
- [Giggling] - what's up, where you going?
Where you going?
- Where are you going with that there?
- Where you going?
[Indistinct speech]
- [Laughs]
- [Giggling]
- [Laughing] you a*s.
- I'm not gonna sit here and stand by
While I let a fish stink around.
I don't want it in my room,
So I'm gonna get rid of it.
[Splash]
No fish pranks for them.
- What are you doing?
Marie, watch your back!
Watch your back!
- Go!
Run, baby, swim!
Give me a stick. Toya, hurry!
[Giggles]
- Aah!
- What is going on? - We gotta get rid of this fish.
- I run over with the oar,
Try to push the fish back in the water.
- Help me out. Come on, yo.
Yo! - Aw, [bleep]. That's--
Yo, what the [bleep]!
You [bleep] my foot up right now, man!
- You [bleep] your own foot up,
You got in the water, dumbass! - Yo, how you--
- Don't give a [bleep], you got in the water!
- Why the [bleep] would you knock me the [bleep] off?
Are you [bleep] kidding me? And I'm trying to get up...
- Don't get mad at me 'cause you got in the water!
- And you're knocking me off with the oar!
- Why would you get in the water?
- Yo, shut up! Why would you knock him with the oar?
- Aw, you know I didn't knock him with the oar!
I knocked thefishwith the oar, and you know that!
Man, whatever. Come on. - Why'd you even go for
The fish? Why's it even matter?
- Stupid. And he's gonna sit there
And say I knocked you with the oar?
You a [bleep] -pound-a*s black man,
But I knocked you in the water with the oar.
He jumped into the water that wasn't safe to be jumped in
Without any protective shoes on his feet.
And I'm to blame.
- Yo. My foot is k*lling me, man.
- Need a hand, bro? - Yeah.
- All right, I gotcha.
I'm coming down. - [Grunting]
- You want me to carry you?
Here.
- [Prolonged groan]
- What part of the foot did you hit?
- Just everything in the bottom, and my knee hit the side.
- Toya, you all right? - Yeah, I'm good.
I just don't like the fact he tried to play me.
You a piece of [bleep] in my eyes.
- [Grunting]
- Grab a seat, grab a seat.
Let's take a look at this.
- I feel like I've just been stabbed
, Times in my foot.
- [Grunts] - ooh, this looks swollen.
You have, like, a blister on that already, or--
- I don't know, I can't see.
- Like, I don't know, but looks like it's a sea urchin,
Like you stepped, and those little black things
Got inside your foot.
- Are you okay?
- No. I'm really hurting. - I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for you to get hurt.
- I know you didn't.
- She didn't mean for you to get hurt either though.
- I know, but she wasn't thinking ahead of time.
- All right, well, then it's a mistake, it happens.
- It is a mistake, and my thing is,
I just want her to own up and say, "oh, my bad,"
Instead of cursing me out about it. That's all.
- Yeah, but she didn't think that she hit you.
Like, even though she was hitting the fish, yeah,
Like, you were like, kinda swinging around.
- I had-- but I had to, like,
Move away from me being hit by the oar.
Like, I'm asking for help up at this point
Because I already hurt my foot-- - let me see your foot.
- And it--and it just aggravate it even more.
- Does your foot feel swollen at all?
'Cause it looks like it's real swollen.
- Uh, yeah.
- Swift is in a lot of pain right now.
And what is the best thing for pain?
You want some rum? - [Laughing] no. I'm fine.
- It helps me. - Actually, you know what?
- I got some scotch too. - You're right, you're right.
- You want some rum? - The rum might work.
- What do you want? - Yeah. Um--
- Rum or--i don't think we have rum and coke.
I'll make you something fun. - Yeah.
- Is this one as bad, or was it more like that?
- I got a cut there, a cut underneath there.
- Anything on your toes? Do your toes hurt at all?
- Yeah. My right toes.
Hey, I appreciate it. [Grunts]
- Do you wanna sit over here and prop your feet up
Or something? - Yeah.
- That might be the best way for you.
- Drink until you pass out... - Yeah.
- And then we'll take it out. - Just black yours--
Black yourself out, you won't even feel it.
- Aw, man.
I'm gonna be drunk.
- You'll be fine in no time, sunshine.
- Cheers.
- How are you with, like, tweezers and needles?
- I hate 'em.
- Keep on drinking, then. [Laughter]
Rum-rum in your tum-tum.
- Swifty, what did you do?
- What didyoudo?
- Let me see. [Gasps]
Oh, they're such liars.
You don't have any sea urchins in your feet.
- No, he does.
- Oh, that's what they are?
- By the way,
The prank you pulled...
- What'd you do? - Tough prank.
- What did you do? What?
- You didn't grab the barracuda?
- No.
- Oh!
- Leave!
Leave! - It wasn't me!
Leave! - It wasn't me though!
- All right, so who was it? - Laura!
- So who was it? - Just fess up to it, laura.
- I was too busy last night. - Y--
- You're the only one that would touch a fish like that.
- Don't lie. Don't lie.
Did you think of the prank?
- No. I wish I did.
- So did you think of the prank? - No.
- So if she didn't think of it,
And you didn't think of it,
That just leaves toya.
- You know he out there with his big mouth.
Typical loud, black man,
Trying to be heard, trying to be seen.
- What you do with a big-mouth man,
Don't even try to get in a discussion, just walk away.
Don't even give him the satisfaction.
- Exactly. That's what I do.
- And you're intelligent,
And you don't need to step to that low level.
- Mm-hmm. - So you just
Keep your integrity about yourself,
Know who you are, keep your identity,
And walk away from it, and leave it alone
Because it's a no-win situation, and it's useless.
- It's useless, pointless. - It's u--and it means nothing,
And it represent nothing.
- I'm above this.
- Yeah, you above that. - I'm above it.
- Exactly. It's belittling your intelligence
Because that's not you.
- Exactly. - You go your way,
And I go the other way, so it's totally unnecessary
Even to get into something.
The best thing you do is walk away.
- You're right. - Yeah.
- Lee, our boat captain, knows everything.
- Lee, what's up, brother?
- What'd you do, my man? What'd you do to yourself?
- Oh, man--oh, whoa, whoa, something just felt crazy.
- Oh, he's got a lot.
In his toes, like-- - what are they?
- They're urchin, it's all urchin.
- I didn't wanna hear that. - Bro, you gotta get them out.
- That's the main thing I didn't wanna hear.
- A whole bunch of them.
I thought it was just one or two, I was gonna say that
You could put some hot wax on the spot and draw it out.
- Hot wax on it? - Yeah.
Drip some wax on there.
- You need a candle?
- You want me to pee on your foot?
- You got somebody that can pee on your foot?
- Oh, [bleep].
- I'll do it. - Nobody's peeing on my foot.
- Whoever has the hottest body-- - it's not going down.
- That's not gonna happen? - No, it's not gonna--
- Are you in pain? - Come on, man.
- I'm in pain, but I'm not gonna let nobody piss on my foot.
- Yo, if it's beneficial to your health,
I would love to urinate on you.
- I know you would!
But, no. [Bleep] you.
- We'll film it too. - It's not happening.
- I'll pee on you.
- You're not pissing on my foot.
- Look, you got a bunch of volunteers here.
- I know I got a bunch of volunteer--
Trust me, if I was in their shoes,
I'd be volunteering as well myself.
Sorry, lee. Sorry, everybody.
Nobody's peeing on my foot. It's not happening.
- Would it be best to go to a doctor?
- Yeah... - Because a doctor--
- 'Cause they're all over the bottom of your foot.
- So we have to go to the doctor.
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Then it's even funnier.
- Are you coming with us? - Yeah.
- All right. They're ready for us.
- They're here? A boat's here?
- Yeah. - Let me throw on a shirt.
- Um, where's your wallet at?
- Okay. - All right?
Ooh--
- Want me to carry you again?
- Honestly, I feel like a little bit of a b*tch
When you carry me, even though
I-i respect the fact that you're willing to do that.
- Good. - Tus--to everyone else,
I feel like a little bit of a b*tch.
Right now, I'm-- I'm gonna suffer it
And walk it out.
- All right. Hey, much respect.
If you need a hand, please let me know.
- All right. I'll let you know.
Ooh. - You know what, sit back down.
I'm gonna let them know that we're ready to go, and--
- Come here. Come here.
- Yeah? All right.
- Even when I'm drunk, it still hurts.
- I know.
All right, here, this is-- sit down right here.
I'm gonna call 'em, let them know we're good.
Dude, just wait right there.
- Marie, come here.
Marie, I appreciate the fact that you've been sitting with me
For almost an hour or two to make sure I'm good.
- I mean, what else am I gonna do?
I just want to see you drunk at the doctor.
That's why I'm coming, to be honest.
- Well, before--before y'all finish y'all conversation--
I'ma let y'all go. I just came by to check on you,
To see how your foot was doing
'Cause they told me that you had sea urchins in your foot,
And I wasn't aware that it was that bad.
If I would've known that it was this serious,
I would've came out here, and I wouldn't have stormed off.
But the reason why I got so upset was
Because you disrespected me. - But, t., But, t.--
The fact that you retaliate in the way that you did--
If you didn't grab the oar... - Yup.
- And try and knock the fish off and all that...
- Yup. - I wouldn't be going through
What I'm going through right now!
- You right. You right.
- But you own up to it an hour later!
- I'ma own up to it. - You're owning up to it
An hour or two later!
- But would it be-- - that's my issue!
And robb and marie were there for me from the get!
- Okay. - From the get, they were
There for me regardless! - Okay.
- And you went in 'cause you had to calm down
'Cause you were thinking about your pride.
- Of course, he's drunk after drinking a whole bottle of rum,
And he's just really not trying to hear what I'm saying.
I really do hope you feel better,
And in the end, I hope you come back--
And matter of fact, I'ma go with you
Because that's how much I care.
- We'll talk about this on the boat.
We'll talk-- yo, robb.
Throw him over your shoulder.
- Take his shirt. I got him, I got him.
- [Screams] [bleep] you!
I hate you, but I love you at the same time.
- 'Cause you know what? We gotta get--
We gotta go on the boat. - I know, I know.
I love you at the same time, but I hate you, man.
- That's all right. - You make me look like a b*tch.
- Hate me later.
All right, good job. Good job.
- What you did, I wouldn't handle it that way.
- Mm-hmm. - And that's my main issue.
Her, him, and me are-- know when it's time--
"Whoa, whoa, forget the horseplaying."
- Okay. - "It just got real."
And I feel like you didn't realize
It just got real. - Okay.
- Yeah, maybe latoya did have
A little something to do with him falling a little bit,
But, like, at the same time,
She would never want to hurt him,
And I feel like by her being on this boat right now
Just proves that.
- ♪ There ain't no point in trying ♪
♪ You can't please everyone ♪
♪ If they want to hate, then let them have their fun ♪
- At this point, you're being ignorant about the situation,
And there's no talking to you
Because you're drunk, and you're out of control.
- Thanks, sweetie. - 'Cause I would love you--
I would love you like you're my family regardless...
- Yo, put him over your shoulders.
- If you would just own up to it initially.
That's all I'm saying.
- I'm not gonna do that in public.
You want me to pull you up over my shoulder in public, dude?
I know you got this little pride concept going.
- Like, honestly. - Yeah.
- We can get to-- get to where we're going.
- Don't hurt yourself more than you have to.
- It's not even about the pride.
We all know what it is.
'Cause the evidence ain't gonna lie.
I'm a law major. The evidence ain't gonna lie.
- There you go. - Oh! That's that rum talking.
That's that rum walking. - Oh, god.
- That's that drunk-a*s talking. - It's not that drunk--
No, it's not that I'm drunk.
It's the fact that I got sea urchins all in my foot.
- All right, and that's why we taking you
To the hospital, and the more you prolong--
- No, I want-- I want robb to help me up
'Cause robb's been there for me from the get.
- All right, well, then let robb be there
For you till the end.
Swift, he's not gonna take that like a man
And suck it up and be like, "it's fine."
No, he's gonna complain and cry the entire time
And continue to point the finger at someone.
And that's fine. I'll take the blame.
It's cool with me.
- Toya, you going home, girl? You going home?
- Toya, you going home, girl? You going home?
- Nah, y'all go ahead, do your thing.
- Love you.
- Yo, I got so much love for you.
You keep it so real. - Uh, thanks.
- I appreciate it. - Thanks.
But you're not keeping it real.
- Honestly, you're right.
I don't want to look like a b*tch.
[Bleep] it. Let it go worse.
I don't care.
[Exhales] - need to take a break?
- Want to take a break?
- I'm cool. I'm cool.
[Exhaling]
- I just came 'cause I want to see you scream
Like a little b*tch. [Laughs]
- I need--i need to get to the hospital.
- It's the one-leg game.
I'll go all the way there with you.
Work it out. Work it out.
Bom, bom, bom.
- Who's the victim? - This one.
- And you're brandon? - Yes, I am.
- James clayton.
- Swift. I'm brandon swift. That's my last name.
- Brandon swift. - Yes.
- Tell me what happened.
- Don't get him started. [Laughter]
He's not being helpful. - He fell--
He fell on a bunch of sea urchins.
- I fell--i fell on a bunch of sea urchins.
- He has a lot in his feet. - Okay, scoot up here.
Let's take a look.
- [Groans]
Just to numb the pain. [Laughter]
I just--i just wanted to numb the pain.
I wouldn't be like this if there wasn't liquor.
And I'm gonna tell you right now, she drinks the most,
And I love her for trying to hold me down.
- Someone's gonna have to remember this.
- I'll do it. - No, no, i--
- All right, there-- there's a final exam.
The actual urchin stings that are in there,
They're not poisonous here.
You don't need a shot for anything.
They're just calcium carbonate.
So as you crush them with walking,
Your body absorbs them.
- So basically, the only thing is he just has to walk it out?
Like I told you. - Yeah--
- We can give you some pain medication
That you can't mix with alcohol.
Um, the more you use it,
The quicker the pain will get better
And the quicker it will get better.
- We're just gonna dance tonight.
- All right, tonight, we'll to move.
- He may-- that may be really
A sadistic thing to do to him.
- [Laughs] - all right, cool.
Sea urchins and everything like this.
It--i've never been in this position,
So whatever you say, I'm gonna listen to.
- Okay. - I just want you to know that.
- Let them take care of you. - I respect you.
Sea urchins?
I respect it. I respect--
I respect that--that animal, plant, whatever it is.
I respect it 'cause-- don't mess with sea urchins.
They hurt a lot.
You don't?
Cool.
- All right.
- I don't know what the hell he was talking about.
- I'm a business major. I've dealt with insurance.
I didn't bring my wallet or my insurance card,
So...yeah.
Not saying I can't pay for it--i can--
But insurance can handle that, okay?
- But I don't have your insurance information anyway.
- I'll leave you my hat. [Laughter]
- Oh, keeping it as collateral?
- That's collateral? Really?
That's collateral? The hat?
Can I say something? 'Cause I study this.
I stu-- I actually study this.
I know. - What do you have to say?
- I study this. That's all I'm saying.
- We're just giving you the solution.
- I understand-- I understand the solution.
But there's things that I feel like I specializes in
More than any person here. - "I specializes in"!
- I'm just saying! I'ma handle my business.
Let me handle my business as a man.
When it comes to finances, let me handle that.
- He's gonna pay you on friday. - On friday?
- Even though I'm tipsy, when it comes to business,
I'm about business. - Yeah, you're--
Oh, you're a businessman. - What does that say?
It says "meef."
- What? - That's my boyfriend.
- "Meef." - "Meef"?
What about you? - Single.
- Why? - 'Cause I want to be.
All right, 'cause that's what-- I'm going to be in pain.
- Friday? Cool. - Let's go, ladies man.
Let's go home. - "Ladies man"?
We're having a conversation as two grown adults.
I want to see their views on life.
That's just what it is. - Ladies, he'll be back friday.
- Ladies, I respect you as-- not as a woman or as a lady,
But as a-- as an adult human being.
- [Laughs]
There she is!
He's just gotta walk it off, turns out.
- Ah, elephant in the room.
- Word.
- Get on the boat!
Yeah, you keep walking on that foot.
You keep getting that calcium, man.
I'm taking it.
- [Laughs] no pee pee today.
- No, and it's not going down.
I'm having too much fun here.
Even with this, I'm still having fun.
What I like about this situation most--
There's not much I like about it,
But the fact of the matter is I already felt close with him,
But it made me feel even closer with you beforehand,
You know what I mean?
And that's-- I appreciate that.
- I appreciate you, with your sea urchins.
- He looks like a fool.
Marie, she was the one that put the fish
In his tub in the first place
That caused him to get the sea urchins in his foot.
- But who put the barracuda in the tub?
- I don't know that.
I'm not gonna pretend like I know that.
I'm just-- I'm analyzing as--
- I know it wasn't me.
I know it wasn't me. - I know it's not you.
But the barracuda in the tub was a great prank.
- The day just keeps getting better and better.
- Marie! Marie!
- What? - Another drink, please.
I'd really appreciate it. - I know, man.
I gotcha. - Thank you, thank you.
- It's actually pretty good. Not gonna lie.
- What did they give you for the pain?
- Medicine. O--ovie--
Over-the-counter medicine.
Basically, that's-- that's all i--
It's just what it is. - That sucks.
- Aw, it's recording. - Mm-hmm.
- We just brought swift to the hospital.
- He's gonna be all right. He's gonna live.
- We're still not sure who put the barracuda in the tub
'Cause no one's fessing up to it.
Yeah, totally laura.
I would never touch a fish.
- Laura just picked up a land dragon earlier,
So she's probably the most viable...
- She is. - Viable person to do it.
So now we know. - Now we know.
- Look out for laura.
- No one suspects me. I've kept a straight face.
And I am just basking in all of this
'Cause little do they know,
The criminal is standing right next to you.
- I'm amazing.
I'm the--i'm the best player in the house.
- Oh, good joke.
Aah!
- Come be my caddy. - [Laughs]
What?
- I said--i said, "come be my caddy."
- Carry around the ba*ls for you?
- Hold my ba*ls.
No. - Kind of, it's teal.
- Okay.
- What?
- When you want to talk, you can come to me.
- Eating nuts? - Mm-hmm.
- That's nuts, dude! - I know.
- So we're going to get [bleep] up tonight.
[Laughter]
- It's ladies' night,
You ready? - Yeah.
- Yo. - What up, dog?
- I don't mean to interrupt, but me and her--
Me and her, we need to talk right now.
- All right, all right, all right.
- See you later, brandon. - Later, girl.
- Don't forget to get spiffy tonight.
- So I was looking forward towards wednesday night.
- I know you were.
[Laughs] don't put no urchins in my bed.
[Laughs]
Anyways, no, on a more serious note...
- Mm-hmm. - About the whole situation,
It was totally out of hand, you know what I'm saying?
Things all fun and games, and then it became dangerous.
- It--it became real.
- It became real. - Yeah.
- I take sole responsibility for you being hurt.
Any fines, any damages, any bills--
I'll pay that for you. - I respect that.
- I'm gonna be the bigger person,
And I'm going to pay that.
I was unaware
The seriousness of your incident.
Why? Because I walked away.
I walked away because I was upset,
And we had got in an argument.
- You need to realize that when it comes to somebody's health
And their well-being and their physical well-being,
You realize whatever pranks-- whatever--it needs to stop.
- Right. - I'm not gonna joke around.
It needs to stop.
And you didn't stop with that,
And that's--and that's my issue with you.
- I didn't realize it.
Had I realized it, I would've stopped.
Had I stopped, you wouldn't have been hurt.
- But my thing-- - but I did not realize it.
- How old are you? - It doesn't matter my age.
- No, no, no. - It doesn't matter my age.
- I'm asking a question.
It does matter. - I'm years old.
- It does matter! You're .
- Okay. - You're .
- You're . - I'm --
- Why would you put yourself in that position?
Why did you run up, why did you jump off the cliff,
And why did you get in the water?
- I didn't expect somebody to not try to--knock me off...
- And I did not expect-- - when I said I was hurt.
[Unintelligible arguing] it hurt.
- Know what? - But my thing is--
- Oh, here we go.
Where is their argument going?
I'm honestly confused.
This is where I see where she's coming from
Because, yeah, she was all fun and games,
Just trying to knock the fish away with the oar.
- Yeah.
- I see where swift's coming from
Because that's what led to him falling on the urchin.
It's a situation that's not gonna get squashed,
Like, soon, I don't think. - Yeah.
- I wouldn't expect it to because they're both
Two prideful people.
- I was there for you at the end,
And you still couldn't appreciate it.
- At the end. - I could have sat on my a*s,
And I could have let you get on that boat,
And I could have let you go by yourself.
But I came. - You came...late.
- Let me finish. - Late. Late!
- But I came. - Late.
- Whether I came early... - I wouldn't have done that.
- Whether I came late... - I wouldn't have done that.
- I came, and you keep missing that.
You keep missing the principle,
That I was there for you. - Whoa! Whoa!
Time-out. - Get outta my face.
Get out of my face 'cause it's not going nowhere.
- Whoa, am I in her face? - Right now you're angry,
And you're upset, and we're not getting anywhere.
- Whoa, I'm gonna stay on a different bed,
So you can't even pull that card.
- It doesn't even matter. - It does matter.
I'm in a different bed than you.
- But, sweetie, you don't have to be in a different bed
If you learn how to control yourself.
- I'm whispering.
- I want you to be right here with me.
I don't want you to be over there,
But you can't control your level and your--
- You know what? I'm gonna go to even a further bed to--
To demonstrate how much I'm not even in your face.
- Now you're making a fool out of yourself.
- I am talking lower than you're talking.
You're trying to make me look less intellectual
With the situation... - Now you are. It's not.
- But I'm talking lower than you're talking.
- I want you to speak. I'm listening.
- Go ahead, girl, 'cause I'm gonna tell you right now,
In this situation, I will walk away from you
And never talk to you again. - You can leave this room.
You can ignore my black a*s.
You know what? - [Whispers] you the one--
- You think I give two [bleep]--
I don't give a [bleep]. - When you're ready--
- At the end of the day-- I told you I was ready
When you were sitting on that couch.
And you came in here, and you still act ignorant.
So as far as I'm concerned, let the games begin.
You ignore me, I ignore you, ain't no sweat off my back.
Straight up, bro. Straight up.
I don't give a [bleep].
Honestly, the conversation ain't going nowhere.
- What just happened?
- A bunch of arguing, a bunch of screaming.
It really ain't going nowhere. - But what happened?
- It's just an ignorant conversation,
And I don't really work well when I can't--
When I can't talk to a person in a calm manner.
- No one seriously knows who did this.
I might have done the barracuda. - No, actually, like,
I saw you do it. I swear, like--
- I really don't remember.
- We were, like, all talking around, like,
The ocean show or whatever, and, like,
I dared you to do it, and you were like, "I'll do it."
- That wouldn't surprise me. - Yeah.
- I get so blackout drunk, dude--
- You're really funny and clever.
- If you had done it,
I know ain't nobody gonna step to you.
- Yeah, that's why we made you do it
'Cause, like, we thought--
- We already know nobody's gonna step to you.
- Yeah, but you were, like, all about that barracuda last night.
Seriously. - That wouldn't surprise me.
I really hope-- I am so pumped.
I really hope it was me.
- You did it. - It was you.
- 'Cause I know I didn't go right to bed last night.
You said I made mac and cheese last night, right?
- No, we totally-- were were, like,
"You have to get that barracuda
And put it in the shower."
You were, like, "no, I won't--"
- 'Cause I feel like you and I
Were definitely talking last night when we got home.
- Yeah. And I was like-- - I probably did it.
I think I did it.
So apparently, I just got really drunk
And put a dead barracuda in robb's tub.
It's pretty awesome.
- It's so funny that you don't remember.
That's so awesome.
That's, like, beyond me that you can't even remember that.
- There's more ofthe real world on the way,
And it starts right now.
- When it comes down to the situation between you two,
You both are very prideful people.
- Yeah. - And I told him--
- I don't even consider myself a prideful person.
Why? Because I've let my pride down
How many times throughout the day?
If I was prideful, I would have been like,
"Oh, he going to the hospital. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Let him go."
But it's like, it's either his way
Or no way.
If one of you swallows your pride
And just says, "hey, listen, I know where you're coming from.
Like, my beef I got to control,"
I think you both would reciprocate,
And then you can both almost apologize to each other.
- And that's what the attempt was in the bedroom.
But, as you know, things got loud,
It didn't get anywhere. - I wasn't there.
- I--quite frankly, on any other day,
I wouldn't give a [bleep],
But I got to live with you.
I got to see you every day.
- You're gonna have to agree to disagree,
And hopefully you guys can both do that.
And I think you can, I think he can,
I think there just might be a lot of yelling in between.
- At this point, I really don't care
How he feels.
I'm just over it. Mm-hmm.
[Dance music]
♪
- Where's toya at?
- Where's toya?
- My foot really hurts.
It's taking a lot out of me right now to let go
Of my pride 'cause I want to avoid drama.
I hold no grudges. I let it go.
Not many men can do that. I can.
That's just what it is.
- The sea urchin situation wasn't that serious,
But he made it out to be so serious.
So, in the end, I'm the bigger person.
And he's the biggest loser.
[Dance music]
- On the nextreal world... - Big lee has a son.
I like the way you drive. My hair don't blow.
I'm actually in love.
Girl, that man is fine. - Yeah, he is.
- When I drink and those cages start rattling,
The demons break out, and it's just completely out of control.
- Yo, what's wrong with you?
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27x04 - To Pee or Not to Pee
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Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.
Seven to eight young adults are picked to temporarily live in a new city together in one residence while being filmed non-stop.