26x11 - Tick, Tick, Cabo-oom!

[bunniefuu]

- Previously onthe real world...

- The moment you allow yourself to be hijacked

By external events, you lose all your credibility.

- For the first time ever in any pride parade,

They have a military contingency.

I know the g*y thing is not your guys' thing,

But if you want to come help for two hours in the morning--

- I got a question for ya. - Okay.

- 'Cause you're in the army.

I've been asked to do charity work

At a g*y pride parade or somethin',

For the military, and I don't wanna do it.

Okay. Thanks.

- Ashley is pathetic, the white-bread,

Dumb, conservative, bigoted [bleep].

I just want to call her out on her [bleep].

- What is going on?

- Everything is just, like, feigned and fake.

- When it comes to me and who I am,

I don't have anything else to say.

- Everyone else is putting

% Of themselves into it, and we don't get that from you.

- Someone who is going maliciously attack

And then talk [bleep] about my girlfriend,

All I want to do is just beat the crap out of them.

- This is the true story...

- [Laughter]

- Of seven strangers...

- Greatest idea ever!

- Picked to live in a house...

- Don't tell me what to do!

- Work together... - Score!

- And have their lives taped...

- The house is on fire!

- To find out what happens...

- You guys are so gross. - Wow!

- When people stop being polite...

- Make a move, I'm gonna explode.

- And start getting real.

- The real world...

All: san diego! [Laughter]

- Whoo-hoo!

- What are you doing?

- Cheers!

- Whoo! - Yay!

[Cheering]

- You know when you wake up, girl.

- Yes.

- [Laughs] good mornin'.

- Yeah. - And, uh--

- Welcome to two weeks left. I'm gonna puke every night.

- Hi. - Oh, my god!

- Can we still have a group shower again before it's done?

- All seven of us-- or all five of us.

- I dare you to get ashley in on that one.

No way she'll do it again.

- I think what someone needs to say to frank is, straight up,

We don't--

We're not your best friend, and we're not going to be.

- The thing is I really honestly

Don't have an issue with anybody

And I don't create issues either.

I just think why is there any negative, like,

Energy towards me at all?

- What's up, bro?

- Zach and ashley are at the gym for hours a day.

You remove yourself from the house,

You shut down completely from the rest of the roommates,

And you don't hang out with us.

It's really frustrating, but I will continue

As I have from the beginning, to invite them into my life.

- We have an envelope.

- Ooh.

Special delivery?

- [Giggles] what is it?

- Everybody meet up, we got something.

Special delivery. Everyone in here!

- No, we didn't. - Yes, we did!

- All right! - Whoo!

- Seriously, sit down.

Okay, I'll read it out loud. - Okay.

- [Bleep] - "dear guests,

Welcome to the villa del arco beach resort in..."

- "Cabo, san lucas."

- We're going to cabo.

[Cheering] - we're going to cabo!

- And we're flying alaska airlines.

- This is sick.

Whoo!

- Guess who's going to cabo... This kid.

- The timing of this vacation is anything but good.

- Cabo, b*tches. - I can't wait.

- The drama already has its bags packed,

And it's on its way to mexico.

- So tell me everything.

Tell me what's been happening.

- We're going on a vacation tomorrow.

- Where are you going? - To cabo.

- Oh, that will be nice.

And what would do you want to get out of cabo?

- I just want us all to hang out.

And I would like-- you know, I'm going--

I'm gonna try as hard as I can to shed this frustration

That I have with ashley and zach,

Because it's frustration.

It's frustration that I'm not getting back

What I'm giving them, because I wanna be your friend,

And I wanna know things about you,

And I don't know anything about you.

- People have control over you

When you crave a response from them.

I think that if you can go to cabo

And be loving, and playful, and yourself,

And not expect a response,

It would be an interesting exercise for you

To go and have fun with no agenda.

- I don't know.

I just don't understand what motivation they had

In coming into the house if they were gonna be so closed-off.

- You know, that's gonna be a big task for you in your life,

Learning that some people--

There is no key to opening them up.

There isn't a key,

And that you have to not take it personally.

- Cabo, guys.

- Uh-hmm.

- You're gonna wash 'em there?

- Packed and ready.

- I am so stoked to go to cabo.

[Laughs]

Everyone should expect me to go wild on this vacation.

- So this should be an adventure.

- Whoo!

- Yeah!

- I am absolutely excited.

This is my country.

Estamos en mexico!

We are in cabo now!

- We're staying at villa del arco.

It's kind of like paradise.

No, it is paradise. This is ridiculous.

I mean, this isn't a little, dainty hotel.

These people are doing it.

- Wow!

- We've got a hot tub! Ah!

- Yay!

- The view in the hotel room is breathtaking.

This is [bleep] gorgeous.

The famous cabo arches are literally right out my window.

- I cannot believe that they're letting seven hooligans

Stay in this nice, little room.

[Pottery breaks]

- Bikinisy bebidas!

- [Bleep] does that mean?

- Bikinis and drinks. - Drinks.

-Gracias, senor.

- You're home! - Whoo!

- Oh, yeah.

- Scrilla can drink. Obviously, it's mexico.

Legal drinking age is .

- Whoo!

- Mexico is the perfect opportunity

For her to go out, have fun, and good for her.

- Okay, wait, wait. I need to make a toast.

So we're toasting to me.

- Good, that's what I was gonna toast to.

[Cheering]

- Wait, wait, wait! - To cabo!

- It's priscilla's vacation.

It's, like, time to go crazy. It's time to get wild.

I am not saying no to a single thing this whole vacation.

Ah! - Kiss my a*s.

[Cheering]

- Coming up onthe real world...

- Priscilla is really promiscuous

Whenever she's hammered.

- One more drink, and I am makin' out.

- Everybody makes drunk mistakes,

And sometimes it's cool to be that mistake.

- Whoo!

- [Screaming]

- We mess around with these waves in san diego,

Thinking we're badasses, but the waves out here in cabo

Are lot bigger, and a lot stronger.

- The waves here are destroying us,

But I'm absolutely loving it.

- These waves are not something to [bleep] with.

I'm eating so much sand.

My sinus cavity is doused in fish piss.

Poseidon is beating my a*s right now.

- We're going to the pool.

- What? - It's heated.

- Being in cabo, me and zach are kind of in our world,

Still in our own bubble, even if we're with everyone.

We try to have our own time, because when are you gonna

Get to experience mexico with your,

Like, significant other like this?

- Zach and ashley will take themselves

Away from situations wherever we go.

It's just extremely inconsiderate.

But I'm not, as my therapist is thinking,

Hijacked by my emotions, or letting my emotions

Take control when they shouldn't.

I feel good. I feel good. I feel proud of myself.

- Ah!

- Me, frank, and sam were walking back to the room,

And we have a great idea, and it's really original.

[Knock on door]

- Hello.

- Where the [bleep] is everybody?

- Nate and sam and I have wanted

To show everybody our mexican birthday suits.

- We're in here!

- We go in...

Everybody is [bleep] naked in the room anyway.

- Priscilla's running around, boobies out, naked as all hell.

- Is everybody naked right now?

We're naked.

Naked, naked, naked.

Seven little nakies just prancin' around

A little villa in cabo.

This is weird.

- Tonight, we are going out dancing at cabo wabo.

[Cheering]

- The seven of us are all dancing together,

Goofing off, and having a blast.

- It's good to see zach and ashley dancing with us.

Zach is being goofy, and this is the time

When it should be the seven of us hanging out.

That's what it's all about.

- Oh, you guys feel like a dip?

I'll go in the jeansies.

- Alex sort of wants to go for a dip.

- Okay, let's do it in our clothes.

- Okay. We're doing a crab circle.

All right.

- Are you not coming in? You two are not coming in?

Why not? Come in. Everybody else is going in.

Stop being losers.

- Don't play.

- Losers? Okay. Cool.

Okay.

[Laughter] - crab circle.

[Laughs] crab circle.

- We're [bleep] [bleep]. - Hey, where are you going?

- [Laughs, coughs] - crab circle.

You got--you gotta put on your crab claws, and you...

[Chanting] crab circle, crab circle.

What the hell is a crab-- we don't know.

- We're crabs tonight.

- We're doing our weird, little crab circle,

And it's funny [bleep],

And zach and ashley go off.

Like, come on.

Get in with us, like, just--

Just have fun with us, like, genuinely.

- All right.

- I wanted to have that with the seven of us,

And they just take off.

- I don't understand why everyone in this house

Cares so much about what everyone else is doing.

- ♪ Having good times ♪

- Zach and ashley just take off and do their own thing.

It's very clear that there is a divide between five and two.

I'm trying really, really hard to not pick fights,

Or be combative, or be defensive,

Or take things personally.

It's not easy.

All of this effort-- it's just a lot of pressure.

- Today, we are going to swim with the dolphins.

I am all kinds of giddy.

I've always wanted to swim with dolphins.

I can't wait.

- I love how small that is on you.

- No way you're scared. Stop it.

- Whatever they wanna do with us, they could do.

- Nate is terrified.

He is scared [bleep]less from a little dolphin.

- Let's go, everybody. Get your sandals wet.

- I'm not particularly stoked on going to swim

With a -pound tube of muscle.

I'm not excited about it.

The dolphin can kick your a*s if you're kickin' it in a pool.

At any second that flipper gets pissed off,

It's gonna drown me.

All: whoa!

- He-hey! - Whoo!

- The one thing I've always wanted to do

Is swim with dolphins, so I am so amped.

- Dolphins are some powerful, powerful beasts.

They move really fast.

- All right! One, two, three, everybody.

[Cheering]

- I really liked the movieflipperas a child.

So thor is not afraid of flipper,

Thor is cautious of flipper.

- [Laughs]

- It's so funny to see nate,

Who dives into everything head first, so shaken up.

- What's up, honey? Don't k*ll me.

Oh, god!

God! [Laughter]

If you're going on a dolphin taxi,

Just try to frown, 'cause you can't do it.

- Oh, yeah.

- Thanks, sweetheart. Love you.

My fear of dolphins has subsided.

[Laughter]

- Good there. Good.

[Indistinct chatter]

- Oh, yes.

Party boat. [Laughs] yeah!

- Welcome. We got drinks, we got food.

We got everything ready to go.

- Awesome. Let's go.

- It's gonna get a little wild.

- The drinking is gonna start

Right after the snorkeling, all right, guys?

Remember, the boat isn't coming back till the booze is gone.

- [Laughter] - the boat is yours.

Enjoy the booze cruise.

- Are there sharks in the water? - Not my concern.

If I get eaten by a shark, then at least my eulogy

Will have to say, "he got eaten by a shark."

- Loved nate. He was great... - He got eaten by a shark.

- He got eaten by a shark.

- I'm gonna swim my a*s off.

-Vamonos.

- And just be terrified that I'm gonna

Get eaten by a man-eating fish.

- Watch out, watch out, watch out!

- Ah! Stop!

- Stop throwing that [bleep] in here.

- One of these little things

Could easily take off your nipple,

And that is not flattering, it's not a good look.

- Looking down and just seeing a school of fish,

It's magnificent.

And I'm trying to catch 'em,

Hoping maybe I'll catch dinner or something.

[Laughs]

- We're all kind of swimming around each other,

And then... [Whistling]

There go zach and ashley,

Off in their little whatever.

It's just like come out, hang out, you know?

Let's go play.

- [Laughing]

- Hey, is zach home? Can he come out and play?

- Yeah!

- Ashley and zach are very, very much

Secluding themselves from the group,

And it's just selfish.

It's selfish, and it just goes to show

How much they don't give a [bleep]

About the rest of the group.

I go back and forth every day between trying to defend myself

And just like, let it all out,

Or just biting my lip, you know what I mean?

Like, I'd-- I swear to god, like,

It changes every hour, what I wanna do.

- Frank trying to get zach and ashley to like him--

It's pointless.

They're doing what they're gonna do,

And frank is not gonna break that.

You know, it's zach and ashley,

Not zach, ashley, and frank.

- Bebida? - Bebida.

That's what I have been saying since yesterday.

Bikinisy bebidas.

- I've dubbed priscilla dizzy-scrizzy when she drinks,

And dizzy-scrizzy is out to play.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Dizzy-scrizzy's out,

And my breasts are probably popping out everywhere.

And I love every second of it.

Body shot! Whoo!

- Dizzy-scrizzy is doing it right.

[Cheering]

All: cheers to cabo!

- One more drink, and I am making out.

- You guys can go in front of me.

Priscilla is really promiscuous

Whenever she's hammered, and it's just like whoa.

[Cheering]

- You're gonna sleep in my bed?

- You and I will go in the other room.

We'll go to sleep.

I'm just--[yawns]

[Laughs]

- [Giggles]

- Priscilla is hammered, unpredictable,

And I would love to see that mistake happen.

- I'm not gonna hook up with a roommate, priscilla.

I'm not gonna hook up with a roommate, priscilla.

I won't do it.

- Hey, you don't want a nap?

That's so weird. You were so tired minute ago.

- I was.

- Nate wasn't, nate was ready to go in the boat.

- I told you. - Oh.

- We need to get going, stat.

Everybody makes drunk mistakes,

And sometimes it's cool to be that mistake,

But this is not a mistake that I wanna be a part of.

- Where's nate at? I wanna make out with him.

[Laughing]

- Whew.

- It's ladies night at the nowhere bar.

Ladies night.

- Ladies, we're drinking for free.

- Ladies drink for free.

- Let's take a shot!

- So it's just a huge recipe for disaster.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Oh, my god!

- Nowhere bar is pretty much a sh**ting range

Because people are dropping dead.

Zach fireman-carries priscilla because she can't walk.

- You're okay. You're in your homeland.

- Nate is in narnia.

- Villa del arco.

- Sam is a zombie, a make out zombie.

- Oh, yes.

- [Screams] - oh, do it to it! Oh!

- I'm getting to know my roommates

On another level, with my mouth.

Ah!

- Oh, my god, it just happened on me.

- What happened tonight?

- It's gonna be like an hour, hour and a half,

And we're gonna be parasailing, and we'll be back here.

So if you wanna get up and get ready,

That would be awesome.

- I feel probably the worst I've ever felt, like, ever.

It got to me.

- The booze? - Uh-hmm.

The room is still spinning, but I can handle it.

Parasailing is intended to be

Majestic, relaxing, breathtaking view,

But I am literally contemplating vomiting into the ocean

Over all the speedboats going by.

- Priscilla is still hung over from the night before.

I thought she'd be okay but...

- Yeah...

- You've been scared of everything we've done.

- Shut up.

- It was fun, but i--

Dear god, I wanna die.

- Okay, this doesn't feel really safe.

I mean, the rope could break, and all of a sudden,

There goes nathan with his buddies to death.

- Oh.

Oh, I am a baby back b*tch when it comes to anything

That has to do with anything.

- Oh, yeah! [Cheers]

Smells delicious. Wow.

- I never ever wanna drink ever again.

- Horses. - Oh, my god!

- [Bleep]. - Gotta take pictures.

- Oh, my god.

- We are going to go horseback riding on the beach today,

Which I'm little anxious about myself,

Because I haven't ridden a horse since I was like ten.

All: no.

- Jump up, come on.

- They're like, "yeah,

Just jump on top of this, you know, ,-pound horse."

And I'm like, this is a good idea.

- Is there seatbelt?

- The thing starts, like, moving.

I'm like, oh, [bleep], this thing moves!

- Let's go! - Oh, horsey.

- Seabiscuit! I'm riding a horse.

- That's hot. - Cool!

- Whoo-hoo.

- Thing's poopin'. - Yeah.

- It's really funny to see priscilla just bouncing around,

And then her boobies not really moving,

But everything else jigglin'--it's hilarious.

- I'm freaking john wayne-ing the [bleep] out of this.

I'm a true life cowboy.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - He's a bouncer.

- If the horse bites you right,

I'm pretty sure it could k*ll you.

- Oh. - Oh, no.

[Horse grunts] - [laughter]

- My horse--apparently she's not that friendly.

Uh-oh, mine doesn't wanna go.

- Oh, w-w-w-wait. - Oh!

And apparently, she doesn't like nate's horse.

[Screams] he's freaking out.

- Don't fall-- don't fall, horsey.

- I figured frank would be on that horse, not nate.

- Yours and ashley's horse hate each other, do you know that?

- I know, yeah.

Well, 'cause mine was all, "hey, you're a b*tch."

- Hey, it speaks the truth, huh? Horses can tell, even.

Ashley gets the only blonde horse, which makes sense,

And also, ashley's horse is a b*tch,

Which also makes sense.

- She just really doesn't like nate's horse, I guess.

- My foot.

- Uh-oh.

- Dude, we're riding horses.

- I was born to walk in heels.

- Last night in cabo.

We're gonna have a blast.

- Oh, honey. You didn't have to.

- Well, that's fine. - Oh, my gosh.

- We are going to bar esquina.

It's a beautiful restaurant.

Open-air roof. You see the sky through it.

All, like, candlelit up. It's very pretty.

- Cheers, guys. - Oh, boy.

More cheers-ing? - Cheers to everybody.

- Cheers.

- It's what it is.

- I like the crispy things on top of it.

- 'Cause you order stuff, and I'm like, "what?"

- Wow.

- You always do that. You always play with your hair.

And twist it... - You gotta read this article.

It's about g*y soldiers from world w*r ii until now.

- Really?

- And it is insane.

- Zach, can I ask you a question

And not be hostile towards you?

- Yeah.

- You are so behind the military, and so u.s.-Oriented,

But as soon as we start talking about g*y military...

Those people still fight for your country.

- And you have no reason as to why you don't want--

- I guess I don't support that, and my friend--

- You don't support what?

- What don't you support? - I--in the military.

- You don't support g*y people in the military?

- I guess not.

Is it that offensive to you guys that I didn't wanna go?

- Well, it's not just the morning anymore.

Now you're saying

You're against g*y people in the military,

So that's whole other ball game, and that really took me back.

- I talked to my buddy who's in the military--

- So your buddy makes your decision for you?

- Well, I think it has a lot to do with it, yeah.

He told me he didn't support it, so I didn't go.

- What is your personal opinion?

- I guess i-- I don't support it.

- Honestly, I find that disgusting.

I'm not gonna lie.

- You're in cabo, shut up. Just chill out.

- I find it absolutely disgusting

To say that someone is an invalid soldier

Because of their sexual orientation.

- I don't feel like I should have to explain myself to you.

- Ever? - No.

- It's exactly-- it's exactly why you two

Don't sit well with me.

Because you live with me, and you don't feel like

You have to explain yourself to me.

Do you know how much that hurts my feelings?

To able to hold back my emotions in this moment

Is impossible for me because I am absolutely disgusted.

You don't give a [bleep].

Honestly, I find that deplorable.

You live with us. You live with us.

It's not just two and five. You live with us.

It supposed to be seven roommates.

- Are kidding me right now? - No, I'm not kidding at all.

- Shut up. - I find--don't tell me that.

- Shut up. - Do not tell me that.

- Shut up. - Guys, we're in a restaurant.

- Do not tell me to shut up. - Don't point your finger on me.

- Don't tell me to shut up.

- Don't tell me to [bleep] shut up, man.

- Frank. - Shut up.

- No.

- Frank is turning this discussion

Into a bigger argument than needs to be

At this amazing restaurant.

- Let her finish. - No, I should shut up.

- Yeah, you should shut up. - 'Cause I'm [bleep] right, man.

You're disgusting. - You're always right.

You move into this house,

You guys don't give a [bleep] about anybody.

- That's not true.

Stop associating it as us all the time.

That's what you constantly do.

- I just said, "you."

- No, no, no. You just said us. - No, he said me.

- You guys, you two against five.

You just said that.

- You--because it is always you two.

- I don't understand it.

Not everyone is from the same place.

It's seven strangers, seven different people, frank.

- Everyone is different.

Just because I do things with him

And it makes us not around all the time, sometimes--

- You guys know that--

- It's not just that you're not around,

It's that you don't act like you care about anybody.

You share nothing of yourself. - That's not true.

Do I not, ashley? I care about you.

- With me, yes.

- Alex, I've had conversations with you.

- We have conversations.

- I've had conversations with you all the time.

I think 'cause we don't go out with you at night--

When are you gonna bond at a club?

- No, no. - You know what I mean?

- It's not because you don't go out with me at night,

It's 'cause you're gone all [bleep] day too.

- We all wish you would hang out with us some more,

But at the same time, the more that we say things,

Whether you say it or whatever...

- I will agree with you. - It all comes down on me.

- It makes it more frustrating

Because why would they wanna hang out with us?

The more that frank yells, the less zach and ashley

Are going to want to hang out with him or any of us.

- Tell me what I do. - What you do is nothing.

You don't do anything, that's the exact point.

- What do you want me to do?

You talk [bleep] about me for three weeks--

- Who says I talk [bleep]?

- Ask every single person at this table.

- What did I say? - You always talk about us.

- Because I don't know who you are.

Break your [bleep] act, and act the way you want to be.

- I act the way I wanna act every single day.

- All right. - Can we go outside?

This is a really nice restaurant.

Can we at least move outside?

- Yeah, you're embarrassing. - I'm so--i know.

- Absolutely.

You guys, you know what, you two deserve each other.

It's fine.

- He's really lucky that I'm out.

I'm gonna k*ll him. - Zach.

- Frank, I could've knocked you out

A million times this summer,

But I haven't, so consider yourself lucky.

I'm not gonna hit him in a nice restaurant,

But I would have hit him definitely if we were in here.

- Are you, like, disappointed in me, alex, or something?

Because you haven't talked to me.

- Am I what?

- Disappointed in me or something?

- No.

Why are you always worried if I'm disappointed?

- 'Cause your opinion matters to me a lot.

- I don't think that was the place to discuss it

After such an amazing, like, meal.

I felt--i just felt bad, you know.

Like, I know there's customers coming in and being kinda like--

But I know where you're coming from is a good place.

I know at the end of the day-- - it's not a good place anymore.

- It's not? - It's not.

- Okay, well, then I don't know.

'Cause I thought that where you're coming from

Is that you just really wish you could know them.

- I'm not trying to get to know someone

That obviously doesn't like me, you know what I mean?

Like, it's clear that frank doesn't like me.

It's very obvious.

I hate that he talks about me all the time.

So why would I try to like him, you know?

Hate me all you want.

- Mm-hmm.

- At a certain point, you need to just focus

On what you're getting out of it,

And not worry about what someone else

Is getting or giving anymore.

- Uh-hmm.

- We're all here for something different, and yeah,

Zach and ashley, I think, are here for their relationship,

But frank is here, I think, to love and to be loved.

So it's frustrating for him

Because he feels like they're the missing link.

- I don't see why that had to happen at all.

- Well, why'd you come here?

You didn't come here to get seven best friends?

Gosh, you are disgusting.

I have no idea why frank is obsessed with me or ashley.

I just think he needs to get his own life.

The only reason I was even mad was 'cause it was embarrassing.

- Yeah.

[Laughter]

- ♪ And together we'll sing along ♪

♪ Well, it's almost over ♪

♪ It's almost over ♪

- We have a few days left,

And if zach's my main focus, then zach's my main focus.

And I don't think anybody should really be offended by that.

- The nathan way of packing.

Look at that, I'm almost done packing.

This is the most phenomenal vacation I've ever had.

But it's over, we gotta go back to reality.

- Good-bye, cabo.

- I had a great time in cabo,

But I do think there's been a line drawn in the sand.

- Welcome home.

- Home, sweet home.

- Look how dirty our house is.

- Whoo.

- I'm gonna go to subway. I wanna eat fresh right now.

- I'm starving.

- I'm gonna get toasted with the veggies on it, please.

- I think you were kind of pushed to say

That you don't believe that they should serve in the army

Which--that's not what it was about at all.

You know what I mean? - Yeah, but--

- 'Cause I know you don't think that.

- No, I don't think that, but it ultimately--

- So I just--i felt bad for you in that sense.

- I don't have to explain myself to them.

- You don't, so don't worry about it.

And you're the first one to say

That you don't have to explain yourself to people, you know?

- But I don't make them explain themselves to me.

- That trip was amazing.

- I liked parasailing.

It wasn't what I thought it was gonna be though.

- The only time I really get nervous is heights.

And, like, animals. - And horses and dolphins.

- [Laughs]

- And then whenever you walked in butt-naked.

- That was my favorite.

Then everybody else was already naked.

- Everybody else. Everybody else was naked.

- Someone that you share all these memories with,

Someone that you share all these laughs with,

Someone that you share even really [bleep] times with,

That's a family, and family can be acquired.

I have families wherever I go.

And it's sad that zach and ashley can't partake in that.

- Would you get mad if, like, the last couple of nights

I'm just a huge a*s[bleep] to frank?

- No, I wouldn't care at all.

[Laughs]

- Are you actually gonna talk to them?

- I really want to.

I want to clear my conscience.

I want to just feel better about it.

I do regret raising my voice at such a beautiful dinner,

So I want to talk to zach and ashley,

And I wanna have a logical, calm conversation.

I wanted to, um, apologize.

I have a few things I want to say,

But I wanted to apologize first for the dinner in mexico.

In not hanging out with the group,

Does it come down to me because I make you uncomfortable?

'Cause I know you'd said several times, ashley,

That I make you uncomfortable.

- I think we're--

- Because you think that i, like, talk a lot about you.

- Yeah, it came down to that. Yeah, definitely.

- If it really is me who's was making you uncomfortable,

Just please, please take me out of the equation

And don't take it out on them.

- I'm not really trying to take it out on anybody.

- And you might not be trying to,

But you absolutely are.

- The way I see it-- well, how about this?

By the time we're done

Doing our morning to afternoon activities,

You guys are already gone.

Like, we'd just like-- we would leave in the morning

Before everyone was up. By the time--

- It was never that way before though.

Things have gotten really different.

- I mean, they are--

- You guys have shut down and shut off

Everyone else from-- you shut off the group.

- That's not true. I think I've shut you off.

- But I'm speaking for them at this point, and they want more.

I told you day one that I'm, like, super protective.

- Uh-hmm.

- And these people are my family

And so I wanna see them happy.

Please put in some sort of effort

To hang out with the group in these next four days.

Well, be--to hang out with the family in these next four days.

- Okay.

- All right. Thanks, guys.

- Are you okay? - Uh-hmm.

- Are you sure? - Uh-hmm.

Frank doesn't even know what a family is.

In a family, you don't go around

Being malicious towards anyone,

Talking [bleep] about anyone,

And then just acting like it's cool.

In my opinion, frank-- he's just a loser.

- You guys, basically.

- Oh, just how we wanna hang?

- Yeah. That's all.

- You guys have the right to do whatever you wanna do,

But I do think that there's something awesome

That we get out of all hanging out together.

And i--i definitely do get that you guys

Have issues with frank, but I think that

It's a really important quality as a person

To be able to tolerate someone you don't like,

And to be able to go out and have a good time

And not let one person ruin your time.

- It sucks that it has to stem back to him...

- Yeah.

- But that's just how it has been.

I don't fake it.

I don't pretend that I want to hang out with everyone,

Because, oh, let's just all pretend

We're a big, happy family.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna fake it.

- Okay, how does it not bother you

The way that you pull yourself away from people

Or the way that you're closed-minded individuals?

- I'm not closed-minded.

- I don't agree with people who go out

And look for someone new to hook up with all the time.

That's not my style.

- Nate does that too, and you glorify it.

You tell him to go out and get girls.

And you know that's true, zach.

- And I told you that too. - Zach, you know that's true.

- I told you that too.

- You go out there and tell him to go get people.

Well, you don't agree with it,

Then you go and you tell nate--

- I told nate that. I told nate that.

Frank, I don't care about your sexuality.

Like, I may not agree with it,

But that's not why we don't get along.

- Why is it?

- Why would I wanna go out with you

When you've been condescending towards us,

When you've been snarky...

- Because there's not-- because I'm not the only--

- When you're being disrespectful?

Where you've been disrespectful.

- Don't yell. Hang on. This is not--

- I'm--i'm getting upset now. - Why?

- Because you would come to me all calm out there,

You don't let me talk, you are very good at interrupting

And getting your point across, but you--

There have been days, weeks, whatever,

Where you've been disrespectful,

You've been a jerk to both of us,

And it doesn't--and it makes me not wanna go out with you.

- It's not just me there.

Listen, I don't get any pleasure

From hanging out with you guys anymore either.

But I would--i'm still extending my hand because I've--

Because of them.

I'm speaking on their behalf. I am protecting my family.

You have heard these two girls...

- Don't raise your voice to me like that.

- You have heard--stop.

You have heard these two girls.

I have to because I have to talk over you.

- Then I will talk to them.

I will talk to them, but if you just--

- They came in here for a reason.

- Why don't you just leave, then?

I will talk to them all they want.

I will hang out with them all they want.

You don't like me, I don't like you.

- Because it's not-- it's not about me.

- Then get out of here. - It is not about you.

Buck up and be the man that you say you are

And hang out with everybody.

Take me out of the equation.

- I don't wanna hang out with you.

- Be the -year-old, be mature...

- Oh, be mature?

- And hang out with everybody,

'Cause you guys are being immature.

- Right back at you.

I don't wanna be around you.

That's why I don't hang out with everyone.

- So then ignore me. Be a man.

- I can't, 'cause you make her uncomfortable,

And you make me mad.

- You make me uncomfortable,

You make me uncomfortable, and I still do it.

- Good, good. Good. Now get out of here.

- I'm still kind of shaky from the conversation.

- I know.

- You all right?

Yeah, I didn't think any of that was gonna bother you,

But it was pissing me off.

- These are the kind of things that are supposed to happen

When you live with people.

It's not a fight.

It's coming out of your comfort zone.

Hashing out differences is important.

That's what you learn from.

- I've learned a lot. You've learned a lot.

- Oh, my god. I can't even--

- Nate's learned a lot.

- From this, I'll say that I've learned

The kind of people that I should try with,

And that I shouldn't try with.

- Honestly, the most important relationship

In this house is you.

I'm always gonna pick you over them,

And I think it works the same way with you.

- After tonight, I'm not even

Gonna talk about anything anymore.

I can't try anymore. That's exhausting.

There are four other individuals in this house

Who I absolutely love and care about.

That's what's important.

Zach and ashley are not important.

They don't care about anybody but themselves.

They're missing out on five incredible people,

And you're losing.

- It felt so good to yell at him.

- I know.

- Frank, a.k.a. Mother goose, thinks it's his job

To make sure we all get along and we're all best friends,

But that's not gonna happen.

I want nothing to do with him.

I don't wanna be around him, I don't want ashley around him.

We'll go our separate ways, and I'm fine with that.

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With low fares to nine cities in mexico.

- Holy [bleep]. Get it, get it.

Oh, good job, nate. - Shut the [bleep] up.

- Just get the thing.

- It's a bird, dude. It's a [bleep] bat!

[Screams]

- Good, man.

- Oh, my god! You really hit it.

- Two, three.

- No, you missed it.

- Oh!

- [Laughing] it kicked your a*s!

- Oh, good call.

- Oh, my god. - Home run!