02x02 - Fake ID

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What the f*ck kind of friend
would I be if I f*cking said that?

-No. Then you look bad.
-"You're ugly"?

-Oh. Okay.
-You're evil. You're evil.

Okay, no. I needed this.

-You just wanted to join.
-You're evil.

-All right. Another round.
-For sure.

-Uh, what's your tab?
-Thank you.

Uh, Billie Schaeffer.

I'm sorry, uh,
can I see your ID?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Huh.

You can't arrest us.
We're filming.

Okay, so what happened exactly?

Okay, so I was covering a shift
for my bartender buddy

and this girl handed me
a New Jersey license

that said Billie Schaeffer.

-What was the address?
-Uh, like, 40, uh, Trenton something.

Forty-two Sycamore Lane,
Trenton, New Jersey 08605?

Wait, Platinum Blonde?

-She's still in rotation.
-Wait, what's Platinum Blonde?

Billie had this legendary fake
ID in high school. It scanned.

It had a hologram,
came in a hollowed-out Bible.

-Nice.
-All right.

This is crazy. I mean, when I turned


and then Katie Hobert
passed it down to Lauren Gould,

who passed it down
to Missy Wheeler,

but then Missy Wheeler found Jesus
and deleted Instagram, so I lost track.

Okay, well, current Fake Billie was
going absolutely insane last night.

-No way.
-She was, like, downing shots

and started bodysurfing
these McKinsey interns.

She was cool.

You know what? You could
not pay me to be that age again.

-Could not pay me.
-Same.

You know, literally same.

Like, for the first time, we're not the
youngest people on Earth anymore.

-Mmm.
-Honestly, thank God.

Yeah.

Hey, should I, like,
reach out to her?

-To Fake Billie?
-Yeah.

I-I mean, do you want
to reach out to her?

-Oh, no, no, not-not for my sake.
-Oh.

But like, you know,
she could use my advice, right?

Like, I could help her skip
over all the mistakes of her 20s.

-Mmm. You're the person for that.
-Yes.

-Yeah, I bet she'd love that.
-Right?

Okay, I'm gonna
text Lauren Gould

and get in touch
with the Billie network.

Alex Able, that's the name
of the kid I gave my fake to.

Damn, I haven't
thought about him in years.

-Mmm.
-Fake Samir's probably in Congress by now.

-Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
-M-Maybe. Uh-huh.

-Or he could be doing porn in the valley.
-Mmm. That.

I see that more for him.

-Good porn.
-Yeah, tasteful porn.

-Porn where they kiss.
-Kissing porn.

-So cute.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Aw.
-Do you feel like a mom?

Yeah.
Well, not a mom.

-But more of like a mentor.
-You feel like a mentor. Yeah.

-Lavender matcha with honey.
-Ooh.

-Let's go. Ready?
-Yeah.

No. I didn't know

-Um, did you guys order the matchas?
-She did.

-Yeah, I did.
-Okay.

Oh, my God.

-She didn't realize.
-She doesn't know.

-Uh, you ready?
-Blow her mind.

It's me.

And it's me.

Billie Schaeffer, 42 Sycamore
Lane, Trenton, New Jersey 08605?

Oh, my God!

-Yeah.
-There it is. I was like,

"Is she gonna get there? Is
she gonna" -Check, please.

-But you got there, girl.
-Just kidding. Don't bring us the check.

Garrett, this is Billie.

The fake ID. -
We thought it was AI randomly.

-Oh, my God.
-Kiss the ring. Kiss the ring.

No, don't kiss the ring.-

-No, it's like I'm you in the future.
-Right. It's so...

-Hi.
-Things are looking good.

-Hold on. Okay, um
-No way.

How old are you?

-Um, I just turned 25.
-Mm-hmm.

-Wow, um
-So fun.

That's awesome.

Twenty-five. So, you were
around for, like, 9/11 and such?

-No.
-I mean, technically.

-Yeah.
-But I was just a baby.

Helaine! Can we
get a croissant for the lady?

'Cause she was there
during 9/11.

Not a lady, so

Um, wait,
such cute little freaking stamps.

-Where did you get those?
-Ooh, yeah.

Oh, um, it's this new club
Uncle Tuesday on Avenue A.

-Oh, we haven't been yet.
-Cool. Yeah.

-You guys will probably hate it.
-Hate it. Hate it.

-It's, like, young people.
-Uh, I don't know.

-I think I'd like it. I think I'd like it.
-Ooh.

-Right, Iss?
-I

Wait, crazy idea.

We should all swing by Uncle
Tuesday together sometime.

Sounds like my kind of
spot. - Mmm.

-Um, you know, I-I would love to.
-Love.

But, um, basically, I-I left
your ID in a cab last night.

It's gone.

-It's gone. Yeah.
-We're so sad about it.

-Really sad actually, um
-I know.

But you guys
enjoy your matchas, okay?

And, uh, keep rocking
that haircut. Yeah.

Well, I'm growing it out,
so it's a transitional phase.

She's not -This isn't the
length that it's gonna be.

Oh, my God. This is crazy.

Okay, he's not on LinkedIn.

-He's not in Congress. This is a bad sign.
-Samy, chill, dude.

Whatever Fake Samir's up to now
is not your responsibility.

Yet I feel responsible, okay?
Think about it.

I started
this guy's drinking journey.

He probably started
somebody else's,

and I could have created a whole
lineage of curly-haired degenerates.

Calm down, Samir.
Once you pass down a fake ID,

-it just belongs to the world.
-Mm-mmm.

It's like sending a nude.

-No.
-See, this is why I never had a fake.

You never had a fake?

No, I never needed one.

-I used the method.
-Mmm.

-What's the method?
-You don't know the method?

-You do know the method?
-Yeah, I know the method.

Anton and I go out sometimes.

It's Billie.
Billie, what are you doing?

Guys, announcement.

-We're going out tonight.
-Oh, my God. Pants.

-Whoa! Ooh.
-We are?

Yes. Come on, I wanna dance.

We haven't danced in
uh-uh-uh, forever.

Uh-huh.
How did it go with Fake Billie?

Oh, Sophie-Rose?

-Uh, great. Yeah.
-Oh.

She was great.

Uh, she did lose my fake ID.

-She lost it?
-Wait. Platinum Blonde?

Yeah, but you know
what I realized?

Thank God, I don't need that thing
anymore because we are older now.

-Yeah.
-But also younger than we'll ever be.

-Well
-Come on, Samir, get dressed.

-We're going to Uncle Tuesday.
-Uncle Tuesday.

Delulu. Things used to be
called things.

-Paul Baker, you coming out?
-Mm-mmm.

Tonight is me and Paul Baker's
cozy night in.

-Yes.
-We haven't had a date night in so long.

Boring.

We're just gonna relax, make
some salmon -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

-do some a**l.
-Mm-hmm.

-Martha Stewart says it's great.
-She does.

-The salmon?
-You poor sweet girl.

-No.
-No.

-Anton, we can't just skip the line.
-Yes, we can, trust me.

Just let me do my thing, please.

Hi, hi.
We're-We're on the list.

-Whose list?
-It's Zach Carp's list.

He's friends
with Jessica Palmari.

I don't see a Zach Carp.

I'm so sorry. So, Jessica
Palmari works with Nicole Berman,

whose husband owns the club.

The owner's name
is Steve Winslow.

Winslow, Steve Winslow. Yes.
No, he's just the day-to-day.

So, Nicole Berman's husband

works for the private equity
company that invested in the club.

So, uh, let me explain,
it's a lot of moving parts.

There's a board of directors, right?
Tad Marberg, David Corpeland.

There's a woman as well,
Jennifer Jesman and then...

All right, all right.
Just come inside.

Yeah, thank you, thank you.

The method.

-And what's your name?
-Chris.

-Oh, great. Chris. Are you new?
-Yeah.

Hi, Chris.

-Oh, he said he'd be here by now.
-Who?

-Fake Samir.
-You texted Fake Samir?

I texted Fake Samir, yeah. My
imagination's been running wild, Anton.

What if he's
selling smack in an alley?

Smack? Who says smack?

He was in Rent in tenth grade.

I played Mark, okay?
He's the audience's way in.

Oh, my God.

Yes!

That f*cking liar.

Billie.

-Oh, my God, hi!
-Oh, sh*t, hi!

I thought you lost my ID.

Oh. Yeah, no, I did. I did,
but then then I found it, girl.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so, Sophie-Rose, maybe
no one's ever told you this before,

but you shouldn't bite the hand
that feeds you, okay?

Just a little advice for you.

I'm sorry, who is this?

Um, it's just some woman that
keeps trying to hang out with me.

Okay, so not a woman.

I'm 25, which actually Maxim says
is the hottest age to be, so.

Is Maxim your husband?

You know what?

You guys enjoy your little
watered-down c*ck, okay?

'Cause I'm here tonight

Hear that? Yeah.

To have some f*cking fun!

Pants.

I feel like she really
wants you to notice her pants.

Samir. Samir.

Oh, my God. Hey.

How are you doing?

-Oh, thanks for reaching out, dude.
-Oh. Yeah.

Oh, it's been too long, dude.

-Yeah, yeah, it has been.
-Yeah.

How you doing?

-I'm good, man. I'm good.
-You're good? You're good? You're okay?

-I'm great. Yeah.
-Yeah?

Uh, kinda
getting railed at work, but

Railed. In the valley?

No, I'm

I'm in advertising
here in the city.

Oh, my God.

-Yeah, I was a communications major.
-He's a communicator.

Yeah. And I'm an uncle now.

-You're an uncle now?
-Yeah.

He's an uncle!

-Oh.
-Yeah.

We have a baby.
Show me. Show me.

-This is Brinley.
-Ah.

He looks just like us.

That was fun, eh?

-Very fun.
-Uh-huh.

What a perfect romantic night.

Yeah.

-I wonder what time it is.
-Yeah.

-Oh, my God.
-Wow.

-It's early.
-So early.

-Night is young.
-Huh.

Whole night's ahead of us.

Yeah.

What did you say?

-Sorry?
-What did you just say?

I was Just Deep breath.

Two tequila shots, please.

You wanna start a tab?

Oh, no.
Uh, I know Tiffany Kindler.

-Who?
-Uh, Tiffany Kindler.

She's friends with Aubrey Moss.

Yeah, so, my friend Doug Reilly is
actually cousins with Jordan Miller.

Oh.

Look, if it's a problem, I can call
John-Paul Mark. It's not a big deal.

It's his daughter's birthday,
but he'll answer for me.

-No, no, that's fine. It's on the house.
-Thanks.

John-Paul Mark?

Two first names
is pushing it, but three?

That's playing with fire.

Sorry, man, I don't know
what you're talking about.

The method?

John-Paul Mark and I
grew up together.

We lived on a cul-de-sac
in Wooster, Ohio.

-You're from Wooster, Ohio?
-Mm-hmm.

-What's your high school?
-Southeast.

-Southeast?
-Go Falcons.

-Falcons.
-Three-season athlete.

-What sports?
-Fencing, soccer, and swimming.

-Weird combo.
-I mean, it got me into Bucknell.

-Bucknell?
-Go Bison.

Any more questions, officer?

Go Falcons.
Sorry, I thought it was

Sorry.
Sorry.

Never let 'em
see you sweat, cutie.

Is she watching?

No, she's just dancing. They
literally could not care less.

What? Then how is she supposed
to know that I'm winning?

Billie, you can't win at club.
Let's just have fun.

Wait, Anton. Tilt-A-Whirl.

-No, I'm not doing that. No.
-Yes. Come on, please. Tilt-A-Whirl.

You and Issa do it
all the time. It's such a hit.

Billie, please, no.
Not right now. Not right now.

No, come on.

Okay, okay.

-Fine, right now. Right now.
-Okay. Okay.

-Oops. Sorry. Squeezing through.
-Excuse me. Sorry.

-Hey! Circle up! Make a circle.
-Circle up, everyone.

-Clear some space.
-Yep. Like that.

Okay, ready? Ready? Whoa.

-I trust you.
-Okay.

Oh, God. Oh, f*ck!

God. Oh, my God.
She's dead. She's dead.

-Ow. Oh, no. Ow.
-I am so sorry.

Okay. No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Okay.

I'm good.

Okay.

What went wrong?

You're longer than Issa, so I'm
just not used to your proportions.

Maybe people thought
it was on purpose.

Yeah, maybe one or two people
in the back.

Do you think, uh, some, uh

-Dessert's here, dessert's here.
-f*ck yeah!

-Let's go get dessert.
-Dessert time.

Hi.

Ah. Thank you, sir.

-Ice cream.
-Have a nice night.

-Thank you.
-Thanks, you too.

Wait, wait.

You have an amazing energy.

I feel it. You should come
in. Do you wanna come inside?

Oh, yeah.

-Not really.
-No, you should.

We just made a whole lot
of salmon. You like salmon?

You wanna come in, man?
Are you a fish guy?

You're gonna love it in here.
Wait, what's your name?

-Viktor.
-Viktor.

-Viktor.
-I love that accent.

-Where are you from?
-Poland.

Poland.

Okay, okay, let me get thiSo,
you you passed down the ID to him?

-Then you passed it on to him?
-And then I did it to him.

-This is insane. This is crazy.
-Yeah.

Wow, wow, wow.

It's a whole legion of Samirs.

I know.

Hey, question, um-um, do you
use any products on your hair

-like-like a mousse?
-Ah.

No mousse. Mousse Mousse
doesn't agree with our texture.

-No mousse.
-Okay, thank you.

-Uh, I actually use a curling gel.
-Oh.

Yeah, no mousse.

Sorry, not my fault.

Not my fault.

Ah, sh*t, um Hey, I gotta

-Gotta take care of something real quick.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-But, guys, real quick tip.
-Mmm?

-There's actually hooks under here.
-What?

Yep, you just go ahead
and put your coats on those.

Get the f*ck out of here.

-Yo. Dude.
-Are you serious right now?

And I know Naomi Isabella
from college,

and Naomi Isabella
freelanced for, um

For Gary Von Patio.

Hi.

Hi.

-Right, yes.
-Yeah.

And, um, Gary Von Patio
started dating

Georgia Tralala.

Yeah, that was before
she opened Bowery Playhouse,

which sadly has gotten less
experimental over the years.

-But you got to keep the lights on.
-Yeah.

And that's how we know

Steve Winslow,
who owns the club.

-Thank you. Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.

-Gary Von Patio?
-Bowery Playhouse?

I just reached
for it and there it was.

-It came to me.
-Your mind.

You're so lucky you like
your fake ID family,

and they don't
make you feel lame as sh*t.

No, they actually They made
me feel, like, wise and mature.

Pfft.

When did we get mature?

You know, I I mean, I feel
like we just started having fun.

What now, is it over already?

I don't know.

I think it's kind of nice.

Like, we're not
the dumbest people anymore.

Like, there's kids
that know less than us.

Do you wanna know why I got
Look at me.

Do you wanna know why
I got my fake ID when I was 16?

To drink and black out?

To join a WeWork.

What?

And then I got scared,
and I didn't even go.

-Oh, Billie.
-No, no, that's - I mean

-I'm unemployed. I'm not cool.
-No.

And what if If If I'm not young
anymore then what am I even?

Billie, you don't

Okay, well, you don't want
to be that young anymore.

No, you don't wanna
be 20 years old.

Twenty-year-olds, they're all
like shallow and weird,

and they only care about sex.

Like, you're not like that.

Like, I bet I bet Sophie-Rose is
just here to hook up with some guy

that she's never gonna
think about ever again.

And she's getting what,
to look cool for one night?

Like, we're not those people.

Like, we make memories that,
like, last a long time.

Billie, Billie.

-Which one of you is the oldest?
-Me.

Great.

-Follow me.
-Ooh, where we going?

Billie, no, no, that one
has therapy in the morning.

g*dd*mn it.

Oh. Oh, my God,
you're so funny.

Ah.
I didn't say anything.

Okay, what are we
doing here? You're you, I'm me.

What?

You're Billie.

Uh, I'm just a Samir who
hasn't even found his Carly yet.

-What? No, no, no, no, no.
-I don't think that I'm right for you...

No. I'm not actually trying to
have sex with you, okay?

I just want that girl to think
that I'm having sex with you

-All right.
-because I'm fun and good at club.

-Okay. Okay.
-Okay?

So, can you help me out?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, I love having sex
in the club.

-I've never had sex in a club.
-Yeah. I have.

Oh, ma Oh, wow.

-Oh, f*ck. Oh, my God.
-You're so good at this. Oh, my God.

-I'm good at this.
-Yeah.

-Yeah, what about me? Am I good at this?
-Oh, you're so good at this.

Thank you.

That should be good.

Oh, my God,
did you just have sex in there?

Yep.

-Wait, in the bathroom?
-Yep.

-With a stranger?
-Yes, sir.

-Did you use protection?
-Nada, chica.

Ew.

Oh, God.

Okay, like you guys aren't
all here to hook up?

Um, no, we are here
to hang out with our friends.

Okay, um,

I'm gonna help you, okay?

-I don't...
-Alana?

-Yeah.
-That woman from before, you remember?

Yeah?

She just got rawdogged
in the bathroom

so I'm gonna
take her to get a Plan B.

-Not rawdogged.
-That's not necessary, Sophie-Rose.

-You're an angel, Sophie-Rose.
-They're gone!

Next one,
next one, next one.

Okay, okay. Uh, oh, uh,
it's a famous classic movie.

Oh, what is it called? Um, the
one where they're chocolate,

and they're candy, and
the green one that has legs.

Uh, that's, uh,
M&M's commercial.

It's, like, uh, one of my favorite
movies. I watched it in film class.

-Citizen Kane?
-Yes, Viktor.

-Kane, Kane, Kane, Kane.
-Yes, dude. Nice.

Oh, uh, okay.
I had this as a pet as a kid.

Oh, I had a dog, a bull terrier.

I had a bull terrier.
Bull terrier!

I My pet. I had this pet.

-You
-Parakeet?

Yes, Viktor. P Yes, Viktor,
yeah, what the hell?

-What? Viktor. Viktor.
-Yes.

Gotcha!

Okay, uh, he's a famous
baseball player. He's, uh

Oh, easy, it's my dad's first name
and then the month I was born.

Oh, so it's Steve!
Steve October!

I know it's Steve October.
It's Steve October.

Give me that. Steve October.

Willie Mays?

Yeah, Viktor.

Baseball player Willie Mays.

It's a good guess, though.

Sophie-Rose, I'm fine.

I just had cool casual sex.

I don't need it, okay?

Actually, maybe we should get you
a Gatorade 'cause you seem drunk.

Thank you so much. Just
sorry about her. Ignore her.

I'm taking care of her
'cause she's drunk.

No, she's not
taking care of me, okay.

Sophie-Rose,
I'm not gonna take it.

Oh, is it because it's your
last chance to have kids?

Give me that.

Let me see your tongue.
Let me see your tongue.

Under.

Amazing.
Okay, I'm gonna go pay.

And remember, your generation
fought for this.

Hi, uh, what happens if you
take Plan B on an empty stomach?

-On an empty stomach? You...
-No, no, no, no.

On an empty uterus.

Does anything bad come out?

Do you track Billie or not?

Yeah, it says her location
was here seven minutes ago.

Okay, well,
where should we go next?

Hmm.

There's this piano bar where
the waiters fully abuse you, or

-No, that. Immediately. Let's go.
-Right?

Okay, you really don't
have to pay me back. It's fine.

-Yes, I do.
-Can you at least just Venmo me then?

No, because my phone died.

Oh, no,
you're not supposed to do that.

Okay. Says the girl
who just had sex with a stranger.

Here you go, dude.

Okay, give me
your f*cking money right now!

-Oh, my f*cking God!
-Give me your f*cking money!

My name
My name is Billie Schaeffer.

-Please don't hurt me, okay?
-Oh, my God!

It says
she should be right here.

Oh!

-Oh, no!
-Oh, my, God, Billie!

-Billie!
-Oh, my God.

Who the f*ck are they? Give me
Give me some cash or give me

I need a card.
I need a credit card.

-I don't have a credit card on me.
-Me either.

I never pay for drinks.

-Stop, stop, stop, stop.
-Open it! Open it!

I'm trying, Billie. I'm tapping my
Apple Pay, but it's not working.

-Who the f*ck's that? Hurry up.
-No, I just No, don't

Okay, ready?
Three, two, one, pull.

No, it's three,
two, one, on the one you pull.

-I'll push.
-Three, two, push.

-Are you pushing? Not one.
-It's not a push. It's not push.

-Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
-Calm down. Calm down, okay?

Okay, sir, we are going
to get cash out to give you.

Oh, my God.

-Are you f*cking kidding me, Sophie-Rose?
-I'm sorry!

-Oh, no, no, no.
-It's bad. We're watching Billie go blind.

Okay,
shut the f*ck up. Shut up!

Hey, I know the police chief Bob Zimmer,
and he's gonna give you the f*cking chair.

Just shut up.
Shut up. Get back.

Okay, everybody,
just take a f*cking breath!

Okay?

Okay.

I'm giving you my bag.
It's plastic and it's $15.

-Sophie-Rose, give him your bag.
-No.

-Give him your bag, Sophie-Rose.
-Give the bag.

Sir, that is Miu Miu. It's one step
down from Prada. I looked it up earlier.

Now, just leave the vestibule.

-He's gone, Billie. He's gone.
-Oh, my God. Thanks.

-He's gone.
-Oh, my God.

-Oh, f*cking sh*t. What the f*ck?
-Are you okay?

-I'm hailing a cab.
-Oh, my God, I want to go home.

Yeah, I know, Sophie-Rose.
We're going to take you home.

No, I mean
home to Michigan.

Like, everything is
so stressful. It's scary.

The laundry in my building,
it's never worked.

I have so much dirty clothes.

-Laundry's tough.
-Everything is just so hard here,

and I don't feel anything
like Carrie Bradshaw.

Okay, where are you?

Like, anything like her.

Okay, come here, come here,
come here. Okay.

-I think I'm having a panic attack.
-No, you're okay.

-I think that's what this is.
-You're okay. You're okay.

How did you
even know how to handle that?

It comes with age, I guess.

Ow.

We were just mugged.
That was that was crazy.

He had a g*n.
He had a g*n.

That was crazy. Has
that happened to you?

Sorry, um

I'm married.

To who?

Um Uh, his name is Paul Baker.

Well, that's the fakest name
I've heard all night.

Hi, hi, hi, hi!

They're here. We found
you guys. We tracked you.

We tracked you.

-Hi, friends. Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
-Hi.

-Paul Baker. Nice to meet you.
-Oh, this is

-Where we going?
-The cab.

-Where we going?
-I'm going to get in this cab.

No!
Guys, the night just started.

Um, it was so nice to meet you.

-No, no, no, no. To the next bar.
-I am so sorry.

-Anton, please.
-Come on. Come on.

-So lame. Come on.
-Guys, the night is the night is young.

-Ah.
-Hey, what the hell?

-Hey. What's up?
-Who are you

and why is this
such an awesome little jacket?

Yeah. You look great. Yeah.

-Okay, where we going?
-We're gonna go

Uh, we're going out for the
best night ever.

♪♪ I'm the baddest b*tch
In this club ♪♪

♪♪ Who's the baddest b*tch
In this club? ♪♪

♪♪ I'm the baddest b*tch
In this club ♪♪

♪♪ When the saints
Go marching in ♪♪

♪♪ Go marching in ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, Lord, I want to be
In that number ♪♪

♪♪ When the saints
Go marching in ♪♪

♪♪ Go marching in ♪♪

♪♪ Let's go, let's get it
Let's go ♪♪

♪♪ Hands up
Hands up ♪♪

♪♪ Hands up
Hands up ♪♪

♪♪ Okay
Let's go ♪♪

♪♪ I'm the baddest b*tch
In this club ♪♪

♪♪ Who's the baddest b*tch
In this club? ♪♪

♪♪ I'm the baddest b*tch
In this club ♪♪

♪♪ Who's the baddest b*tch
In this club? ♪♪

♪♪ I'm the baddest b*tch
In this club ♪♪

♪♪ Hey, what
Hey, what ♪♪

♪♪ Hey, what
Hey, what ♪♪

♪♪ Shake that thing
Shake that thing ♪♪

♪♪ Shake that thing
Yo, yo ♪♪

♪♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go ♪♪

♪♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go ♪♪

♪♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go ♪♪

♪♪ I'm the baddest b*tch
In this club ♪♪