02x03 - The Hunting Dogs Are Here!/Investigate the Strongest Military Police Squad!/The Ultimate Military Police (Parall

[bunniefuu]

Wan? I see.

- So this anime was made for us,
the Hunting Dogs!

- Special Suppression Squad
A-Team "The Hunting Dogs"

- No!

The interrogation expert with
superhuman senses, Jouno Saigiku.

Special Ability: Priceless Tears.

Why am I the squad's straight man?

What are you sighing about?

The rest of them are lunatics
who throw off my senses.

Death will be your atonement.

That's ominous.

The squad's most capable combatant,
Suehiro Tetchou, the Meteor Slasher.

Special Ability: Plum
Blossoms in the Snow.

Shortening and lengthening his sword at
will, he can cut down distant targets.

Hey, Tetchou-san!

Would you care to split an ice pop?

Yes.

Yours is the half that fell!

Vice Captain Okura Teruko,
the queen of bloody thorns.

Special Ability: Gasp of the Soul.

I wanted to see more blood!

t*rture in moderation.

Shut up!

The ears came off!

Again?

This bread is too soft!

Bread?!

Captain Fukuchi Ouchi, a living
legend lauded as a god of w*r.

Special Ability: Mirror Lion.

Sir, could you keep the noise down?

And the smells, too.

Oh, sorry.

I wonder if I can get workers'
compensation for my senses.

The special suppression squad A-team
has never failed a mission.

Our target this time is...

What is this?! Is this a joke?!

I never joke around.

White truffles are incredibly rare.

- They're harvested in France, where
they use trained pigs to find them.

- Right here, oink.

And we've got someone with
a keen nose right here.

You want me to act like a pig?!

Now, now. Calm down.

Nobody asked you to work like a pig.

Vice captain.

You'll become a pig and
serve our captain.

Vice captain?!

I should be biting into prey
worthy of a dog, not a pig!

But dogs can't find white truffles.

I don't need to be able to!

Hunting dogs capture and
bite their prey to death!

Fine. We'll forget the white truffles
and look for tsuchinoko instead.

Those are even harder to find!

I wish I could quit this squad.

What is it, Tetchou-san?

Found some.

What?!

The Hunting Dogs are the ultimate squad.

Their mission success
rate is still 100%.

Undercover agent Tachihara Michizou.

That's right. I'm an undercover agent.

Brother, by my own free will,

I'll do what I must!

Welcome back, Tachihara-kun.

To celebrate your return,

have a body pillow of Saya-chan,
the ballistic casing fairy.

The Hunting Dogs don't need a mascot!

Episode 8

Everyone here is incredible.

It's terrifying in a different
way from the Port Mafia.

Hello, sir.

Hey.

What are you staring at?

Is there something on my face?

Not at all. I was just wondering
if you have any weaknesses.

Weaknesses?

Crap. Did I set her off?

That's a silly question.

I may suss out enemy
weaknesses, but I have...

Hello, Captain.

No weaknesses.

It's so obvious.

Perhaps you should ask
the others as well.

What?

Weaknesses?

S-Sorry. It's not like you
can tell just anyone, right?

My left pinkie.

What?

My left pinkie is far shorter
than average... I think.

I keep it in mind when
calculating my sword's range.

That sounds about right.

It figures a master swordsman
would consider tiny details.

Wait a minute. Hold it right there.

You really think that's your weakness?

I may not be able to see,
but I can tell.

I definitely didn't come over to
check the length of your finger.

As you know, this man consumes
unbelievable food pairings.

He does push-ups in unbelievable places.

Ow!

He even stabs me without hesitation.

Aw, shucks.

That's not a compliment!

In other words,
he's completely uncivilized.

That's his weakness.

I see. So that's why
you can work together.

What? Is that a personal attack?

I bet you have a ton of weaknesses.

You offend me. What are
my weaknesses, then?

Well... Tachihara, lend
me a pen and paper.

Yes, sir.

I'll make it a fun quiz for you.

What?! But...

What are you doing?

All done!

Which of the following
is Jouno's weakness?

The captain's snores.

The captain's just-removed socks.

The captain's burps.

Those would be anyone's weaknesses!

I can't stand it!

That hurts, you know.

This is the list of my favorite things
that I was going to ask about next.

You went out of order.

Perhaps enduring situations
like these is a weakness.

True.

What's your weakness, Tachihara?

Who, me? I, uh...

I'm weak against the captain.

I'm uncivilized.

I endure situations like these.

Stare...

M-Maybe my inability to
ignore crying babies?

Showoff.

I can't sleep.

I wish I'd kept that body pillow.

It's done!

It's complete!

Congratulations, Professor!

Come on, get over here!

It's complete!

He's expecting a reaction?!

Stop interfering with my hearing.

Good.

That was good enough for him?!

So, what kind of miraculous
device did you invent?

What kind of horrifying
device did he invent?

I call it...

- HUNT

- the air purifier!

- A household appliance?!

This marvelous device removes
pollen, dust, and humidity.

Uh-huh...

It can even purify poisonous gases.

That one's actually amazing!

Is that not its primary function?

As a bonus, it purifies
your enemies' resistance.

That's scary! That's mind control!

Why is that the bonus?

The test drive went perfectly, too.

My treat! It took my treat!

What is this sh*t machine?

It took all of it!

Take it back, Tachihara,
or find me a replacement!

This is a new abuse of power!

It purified her.

My nose and ears are tainted.

What an obnoxious device.

Even Tetchou-san is quieter
when he's holding his breath.

Don't actually act
superior to a machine!

You disapprove? Then how
about this invention?

A bottle that produces infinite sake!

Incredible.

Impressive.

How does it work?

Well, you see...

we'll find someone Gifted who can
produce sake, then stuff them in here.

That's not an invention,
that's a new t*rture method!

What a delightful toy.

Using someone Gifted as a tool?

Some of them like it!

Professor Fukuchi, I'd like an
invention to make myself stronger.

I'll do anything.

I can see that you're enthusiastic.

Now, steel yourself to help the world.

I'll use a new kind of
surgery to augment you.

You'll become dozens of times
stronger than an ordinary person.

But you'll need monthly
maintenance surgery.

Should you fail to do that...

you'll rot to death!

What a price to pay!

Now, come along, Tachihara.

What? We're doing it right now?

I thought you were
prepared to do anything.

Or do you actually regret this?

I...

Just kidding. That was a joke.

Did I get you?

Tachihara-kun.

Tachihara-kun.

Tachihara-kun.

You scared me!

What was I...

Finally awake, sleepyhead?

We're going to check out
the latest equipment.

Care to come with us?

An air purifier?!

What are you talking about?

Uh, nothing.

You can do it, Tachihara!
Keep it up, Tachihara!

Until the day you stop turning
away from the truth!

You're sweaty from doing push-ups again!

This is olfactory harassment!

Either close all your pores, or
give your sweat a floral smell!

Do neither, and face death!

I'll take the first one.