03x16 - Highway to Hell

[bunniefuu]

DERRICK: So, because you talked
to her for a year-and-a-half,

she just deserves
a thousand dollars

walking out of prison?

Yeah, I'm her man, dawg.

Nicolle and I are engaged.

NIKA: How much have you spent
on her?

- 20, 30 grand.
- Wow.

I'm watching her.
I am watching her.

I married Doug four months ago.

Doug's son, Dougie,
came to live with me.

DOUGIE: He feels like
he always has to be in control.

- He does, doesn't he?
- Mm-hm.

I do plan to adopt Dougie.

This is something that
I've been waiting for my whole life.

From a young age,
I definitely felt

my parents' expectations for me.

If I don't bring, like,
a lawyer or somebody home,

my mom's gonna yell,
she's traumatised.

Ray is my boyfriend.

I met him on social media.

Ray was arrested for selling drugs.

SAMITRA:
How Britney was raised is, like,

"We didn't raise you
to accept a felon."

I met Josh when I was
a corrections lieutenant.

They fired me.

I was sentenced
to 60 days in jail.

VOICE BREAKING:
I'm waiting here for my husband.

I'm very excited
to finally consummate our marriage.

Lisa is my girlfriend.
I prefer younger women.

The intimacy is a lot more fun.

Are you sure she's just not
milking the pump, bud?

My approximate worth -
about 2.3 million.

She may be using him
as a sugar daddy.

Oh, yeah, mm,
we got it all tonight.

My mother used to always say
to eat all your food,

there's children starving
in Europe,

so I'd eat all my food, and
the children would keep starving,

and I'd get fat.

MEOWS

A feast for a king.

Starting over after my wife
had passed was just...

..it seemed overwhelming.

To carry on without her
was very, very difficult.

But it gets lonely living in
a great big house like this.

Samuel, you gonna join me?

MEOWS

I don't know if I'm a good catch
or not,

but I do offer certain advantages
to somebody.

I have patience, money,
and a good attitude.

I'm pretty fit for my age,
I suppose.

You have to be in order to do
the things I like to do,

which is zip-lining
and bicycle riding and making love.

Where's your sister?

All right, one more bite.

RINGTONE PLAYS

BEEP
Hello?

PHONE OPERATOR: 'Hello.
This is a collect call from...'

LISA: 'Lisa.'

BEEP
'Thank you for using Securus.'

Hello?

Sweetheart, how are you doing?

Well, your home is waiting for you.

I can't wait for you to move in.

And we'll have many adventures
together.

HE CHUCKLES

Well, you know what?

That will be one of the first things
we take up.

My batteries are charged, honey.

Don't you worry about that.
HE CHUCKLES

Boundaries I have when it comes to
being sexual or...

Er... I'd say that
I'm willing to try

just about anything that's new.

HE CHUCKLES

I will be attracted to you, honey,

even if you looked like a boy,

because I like the way you are,
your personality.

And I do love your appearance,
even though you may not.

Well, I love you,
and I want to keep you around.

If I didn't think that,
I wouldn't be wasting my time.

Lisa and I aren't engaged yet.

We met on SeekingArrangement
and, erm...

before she went to prison.

Me and Lisa have only been together
two or three dates.

But I would ask Lisa to marry me,

no question about it.

I can't put a time frame on it
right now.

I don't know. They're worried
about what... you know,

a lot of silly things that
don't add up to a hill of beans.

My daughters have never liked
anybody I went out with,

so it doesn't... apply.

It could be Joan of Arc,
and they wouldn't like her.

They loved their mother.

And so, to them, nobody can add up.

My daughters are pretty close
to Lisa's age,

but they wouldn't like her
if she was any age.

They think that she's using me
for money.

I don't know if I've discussed it
with her or not

as far as my inheritance.

Each one of my children
would get 25%,

and Lisa would get 25%.

It'd be over 500,000.

So that should carry her through.

I love you, baby.
You have a good night.

Bye-bye.

Boy, am I lucky
to have a girl like that.

Game time, baby. Whoo!

'Nicolle gets out of prison today.'

I've been waiting for this moment
for a year-and-a-half.

Super nervous.

I got butterflies.

The plan is for me to pick her up,

travel to her mom's house,
and then come back to my place

so we can spend the night together.

You forget that?

So, I'm excited.
I know she is, as well.

She has told me that,
"You have to grind.

Don't just pound me."

So, I said, "I can be gentle.
You know what I'm saying?

"I can be rough or gentle,
whatever you want."

DAONTE: It's the moment of truth
right here.

I hope this fog
ain't a sign of things to come.

I was hoping, kind of,
for a sunny day,

but it don't even matter.

I would stand in the snow,
in the rain, if I had to.

I've only been to visit Nicolle
about ten times maybe.

I used to go and visit her
until 12, 13 months ago.

She lost her contact visits
because she got in trouble.

I'm sweating b*ll*ts right now.

My nerves is all bad.
I can't stop shaking.

I got the bubble guts.

Holding that in, though, you know?

I ain't about to be embarrassed,
but...

I'm liable to run to her
and jump in her arms

like I'm the damn female.

Oh, God, here we go.

This is it right here, baby.

Inside that building
is the love of my life.

Showtime.

There it is,
Fluvanna Correctional Center.

This will be the first time
since we've been together

I'm gonna be able to see Nikki
in the free world.

Bring that a*s here, girl.

SIGHS
Come on, baby.

Nowhere in sight, man.

I feel like I know Nicolle well,

but I've done this before
with an inmate.

'And once she got out,
she switched up on me.'

She drained me
for everything that I had.

So, you're never gonna know
who they really are

until they're on the outside.

You know, after a while,

the doubt start to creep up
in your mind.

I'm hearing my mama...

"I told you!"

This is it for me.

Like, I'm putting all of my chips
in this... in this basket,

and I just hope
that it works because...

..I don't know what I would do.

Thought that was her. BLEEP.

SHE EXHALES

Right now, I am waiting to see
my husband for the first time ever

outside of prison.

Being on probation,

it says you're not allowed
on prison grounds,

so my friend Audra
brought Josh to me.

I've been waiting for this
my entire life.

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

SHE CRIES

It's just a lot of emotions
just going through my body,

just, like, all positive...
Happy, excited.

But most of all, I'm just glad
I'm able to be with her.

It feels amazing being able to
hug Josh and kiss Josh

without bars,
without inmate clothes.

He's not an inmate any more.
He's free.

Why are you dressed like
a big dill pickle?

I was a cool cucumber,
now I'm a big dill.

SHE LAUGHS

OK. I'll accept that.

Courtney is, you know, special.

She's unique.

She was a lieutenant.

And, you know, as soon as
I seen her, I was, like, stuck.

You know, I got frozen.

As soon as I looked into her eyes,
it was like, "I want her."

You know? But considering
she was a guard at a prison

and I was an inmate,
even with all odds against us,

I was fortunate enough
to end up with her.

We're really leaving!

HE CHUCKLES

We got to quarantine
for 14 days,

so I'll be living with Courtney
for 14 days,

quarantining together,

but after that, I got to live with
a cousin of mine

because my wife is on probation

and they won't let us
live together.

So, you know, I got to cherish
every moment I get with her.

PHONE OPERATOR: 'This call
is from a corrections facility

'and is subject to monitoring
and recording.

'To accept, press one.'

He has to have his 25 calls a day.

PHONE KEY BEEPS

Hello?

Sorry, I know...

Sorry.

'Doug's been getting cranky
prior to his release.'

Just the fact of all these...

Not knowing certain things
gets him really in a tizzy.

He wants me to get in contact
with his agent to find out

all the parole restrictions
before we report in on Thursday.

I know,
but it's almost over with.

Just a couple more days.

The longest amount of time

that Doug has been out of prison
is 40 days.

DOUG: All right, I love you.
- All right, love you, too.

Doug is gonna have issues
following the rules.

'That's not, like, his forte.'

Hi, Mom.
- Hi, honey. How are you?

But hopefully
he'll want to build a life

with his son and with us
and, um, make the right decisions.

That was Doug. He sends his hellos.

So, are you, um...

..ready for Thursday?

I'm ready. Are you ready?

LAUGHING: Ready to meet
your son-in-law?

I know you think I'm crazy,

but I did the "date a prison guy"
thing again, you know.

And to just jump back
into another marriage, like...

- Who does that?
- Who does that?

Prior to Doug,
I was married to another convict.

He was a heroin addict.
It was horrible.

And that's why we really didn't...

Our... our relationship
didn't go that far.

It's like, "Hey, can you just
set me on fire again?

"We just did this last week."
You know?

I was not looking for
a serious relationship.

In fact, my intent on writing Doug
was pure friend support.

Nothing more, nothing less.

But my ex-husband was already
incarcerated on a parole violation.

So, why I went and did that route,
I don't know.

My concern is that
things don't end up

like they did with BLEEP.

Addiction, playing games,
playing with your head.

I don't want those one
or two o'clock in the morning calls

like previously and...

Yeah, I know.

Doug doesn't have
an addiction problem.

MICHELE: Maybe she just...

I don't know if she just
wants to be the fixer-upper.

I don't know cos she's dated
very successful men, too,

but nothing that she wanted
to commit to.

She wants the bad boy.

I have concerns about him
taking advantage of you,

and you've worked so hard
with your career and...

Don't worry about me.

How much money
have you spent on him?

Somewhere around 30,000.

GULPS

And that's food, that's hotels,
that's gas, that's phone calls.

That's...

That's a huge chunk
out of your savings.

Can't take money to the grave,
can you?

If he wanted to use somebody,

there's... millions of women
out there.

He can get that from anywhere,
anybody.

RACHEL: Doug told me that
he was dating women

previously to me, for money,

but even though
we've never spent time together

in the outside world,

I've never seen anybody
put so much effort into me

or to, like, worshiping me almost.

He said he would even get
his genitalia tattooed

with my name on it,
which I told him, "Absolutely not."

It doesn't matter
where you find people,

you know, love is love.

That's the thing. Love is blind.

He needs to grow up.

And he's got a lot to learn
being a parent.

A lot of work ahead of you.

MICHELE: I-I'm just not sure

if she's learned from
her previous mistake.

Rachel's gonna do
whatever Rachel wants to do...

but Mama's gut never lies.

Mama Bear will be looking for
those signs after I meet him.

Just keep your eyes open.

Thank you.

What is this? Cranberry?

Oh, my God,
it smells like sex right now.

This is that up-north weather.
Thank you.

I got out of prison this morning.

Looking back, it...
it didn't feel like 11 years,

but it felt like an eternity.
You know?

But it feels BLEEP great to know

that I'm about to begin
a whole new life with my wife.

Oh, they gave me a kid-size fry.
Yes.

Stop.
SHE LAUGHS

The food was horrible in prison,
you know.

That's like what you see on TV.

It's just a bunch of BLEEP
put together.

It's horrible, you know.

AUDRA: We are a family,
We eat together.

- What she said.
- Mm-hm.

JOSH: This is like a fantasy.

- So, what'd you get on it?
- Just pickle and ketchup.

You got a dill pickle on your...?

Yeah, I got a big...
Kind of a big dill.

Let me take this bite.

SHE LAUGHS

Oh! Oh, my God.

- Is it good?
- Yeah.

This is probably the best hamburger
I've ever had.

- That's right.
- I'm not just saying that.

Mm-hm. It's really good.

I'm looking very forward
to being intimate.

I ain't had sex in 11 years,
so I'm a little nervous.

JOSH: Honestly, I don't even
remember what to do.

I feel like a reborn virgin.

Oh, my God, it's cold!

COURTNEY: Ooh, welcome home!

Look who came to see you.

When it comes to sexually,
in prison,

you know, all we got is,
like, phone sex to rely on.

WHIRRING

You know, it was weird for us

because we knew,
at the end of the day,

our phone calls
was being listened to,

so it was uncomfortable feeling.

CHUCKLES

Look at that couch. I love it.

- Yeah, but the dogs rearrange...
- Look at the TV.

- Kitchen.
- Oh, my God.

Dining room.

I have no doubt in my mind
about there being chemistry.

But if there's no chemistry,

then I'll go to the science lab
and mix some up.

And this is the bedroom.

Oh, my God!

Babe, this feels like heaven.

Is that... Oh.

..is that more comfortable
than a...

- Well...
- ..than a prison bed for you?

Well, yeah!

When I was
a corrections lieutenant,

I never imagined a relationship

with someone fresh out of prison.

- I love you.
- I love you.

COURTNEY: 'I lost my job.'

I received 60 days in jail
and two years' probation,

but at the same time,

I wouldn't be with the love
of my life if it didn't happen.

You know, like, I always thought
I would have to get it on my own.

I never thought, like, someone
would build, like, an empire for me

for me to just come home to.
And that's what you've done.

Like, you built it all yourself.

You know, you held it down,
and all credit goes to you.

Aw.

I love you, too.

All the times we talked
on the phone

and all the times
you laid here and cried

because we were separated,
and now we're together.

It's a lot of sad times
right here.

But now there's gonna be
a lot of happy times right here.

Is there anything specific
you're looking forward to tonight?

- Sleeping.
- Aw.

LAUGHS

OK.

I'm not worried about him
not knowing what to do.

I feel like it's a human instinct.
You kind of just know what to do.

So, I'm ready for him
to just do it, do me.

Come here.

THEY GROAN

I feel anxious, stressed out.

I'm just gonna pray it goes well.

All right.

It's a few days before Ray
gets out of prison,

and I'm on my way to celebrate
my dad's birthday.

'I feel very overwhelmed.'

I still haven't told my family
that I've been dating Ray

and that he's an inmate
in a federal prison.

I've been just doing this
behind their backs

because I feel like my family
won't be supportive of my decision.

Here we go.

I grew up in a suburb
north of Houston.

My family is pretty well-off.

According to my parents,
it's really important for me

to date someone that is
just as successful and productive

and can provide for me
the way I do for myself now.

- Hey, Mom.
- Hey. Hey, baby.

- Ah!
- Hey, Daddy.

- Hey, Brit.
- Hi, Daddy.

Oh, what are you all drinking?
Some champagne? I need some of that.

I went and got my lashes done
earlier.

No wonder it took so long
to get here.

- I want a cookie.
- They good, though, right?

- Yes. - Get some of that.
Those sandwiches are good.

Dad, what do you want
for your birthday?

I wanna start revamping
on my 1988 Camaro,

and I need some tyres.

- I already gave his present.
- What?

Money, of course.
Daddy likes money.

ROLAND: Who don't?

- I do.
- We all do.

ROLAND: Who don't love money?

Men like to spend money, too.
I don't know why you women...

LAUGHING: Y'all got this...

- Get your tyres.
- He likes that.

I did have this little news
to share with y'all.

Wanted to let everybody know...

..I have a boyfriend,

and we've been dating for, like,
nine months, almost a year.

Nine months? And we don't know.

- OK. ROLAND: You're pulling
one over on us.

There's a reason why I haven't
told you all about him. Because...

..he's in prison.

ROLAND: Oh, no.
- Girl...

Putting a little moisturiser on here
to keep the skin from itching

and looking bad.

I need all the help I can get
with Lisa coming.

And, er...

Not bad.

Samuel, I'm glad you're here
to supervise.

Samuel is my 15-year-old cat

that keeps me company
a lot of times.

At night, likes to lay in bed
with me.

He likes to smell me, too.
LAUGHS

He loves girls.
He's a... he's a women's man.

He's a monster!

He is the biggest ham.

He's clawing me,
so I got to put him down.

All right, Sam,
you had your day of fame there.

Oh, Samuel.

You're gonna be a star, buddy.

BRITNEY: I have a boyfriend,

and we've been dating for, like,
nine months, almost a year.

I mean, there's a reason why
I haven't told you about him,

because...

..he's in prison.

ROLAND: Oh, no.
Girl...

- He in prison?
- Yeah, he's in prison.

Girl, you lie.

No, y'all. I'm serious.

I think I'm full now.
I don't need nothing else to drink.

We have big expectations
for my daughter

besides raising somebody
in a crossbar hotel.

Well, that part
is actually behind us

because in a couple days,
he gets out.

Oh, Lord. So what did he
go to prison for?

Possession with intent
to distribute. Drugs.

I mean, like,
if he doesn't have money,

who's to say
he won't go back to that life?

He's saying he won't...

Once you get that scar on you,
it follows you

the rest of your life.

Like, when he gets out, like,
it's difficult to get a job.

Anybody that you're with is gonna be
like, "Dang, my girl fancy,

"she gonna want nice things.

"I don't have a job right now,
but I know how to get money."

I am completely like,

"What in the world
were you thinking?"

We've kind of been to this dance
before with Britney.

And, like, that's just not what
we expect for our family member.

And no-one's like,

"Yay! You have had a boyfriend
in the closet for nine months!"

We are really traumatised
from that last relationship.

We are traumatised.

I feel like
it's a different situation.

He's a different type of person.

I wanna know how he's different.

Cos this happened once,
it can happen again.

My last relationship,
he was physically a*usive to me.

I never thought that I would be
in a relationship that,

you know, involved physical abuse.

Um... I mean, before then,
I-I would have never pictured myself

even taking that from someone.

And I actually felt really ashamed,

which is why I kind of
kept it to myself

that it was going on.

Ray is just completely different.

Ray just always likes to make sure
that I'm good,

I'm happy, I'm taken care of.

It's just scary to me.

BRITNEY: We have to move past that.

I just want you all to accept it.

I wanted to tell you all the truth
up front.

- Up front would have been...
- Nine months ago. - Yes.

I'm talking about last time.
I felt like they didn't find out

till two-and-a-half years in
and an engagement.

I'm disappointed
she didn't make another choice...

cos I always expect her to make,
like, the... the best choices.

She has two jobs, her own place.

She has her own cars, her own money.

She... she's a good catch.

Why can't we just be with somebody
who's normal,

a upstanding citizen
and, you know...

does what they're supposed to do?

It seems like you...
you choose this kind of person.

It seems like that's a pattern.

Why do you have to be the one
to rehabilitate people?

Why couldn't you just have
a regular person?

I don't feel like
I'm rehabilitating him

and I've tried a regular person

or whatever you all think
I should be dating...

A lawyer or something.

You grown, you know, and you can
make your own decisions, but...

But if you ask us, we would say,

"Look for somebody else."

I wasn't looking.
He just popped up.

And you can't help how you feel,
so...

It... it's not that
we don't like people

that's incarcerated, Britney.

We just don't like it for you,
you know.

We want you to be with somebody
that's clean-cut

and take care of you.

We don't want somebody coming in
and just, as they say,

mooching off of you, you know,
cos we... we can't have that.

DIANNE: Exactly. Mm-hm.

ROLAND: Single lady.
- You work hard for what you got.

He gonna probably
pick up the vibes that,

"Oh, maybe I'm not good enough
for Britney."

That's what he's gonna... Yeah.

Oh. Well, that's...
In the beginning, absolutely.

Until he prove otherwise, you know?

He's incarcerated. I mean,
it's that little man or whatever

that always in your head saying,

"He did it once,
he'll do it again."

She just wanna know
that you're safe,

you're in good hands.

DIANNE: We want you to be
with somebody who's productive.

He's got some work to do.

He's excited to meet you guys.

Well, for the record,
I'm not ready to meet him.

You can't get to know him
if you don't meet him.

But I want to meet him when he can
bring something to the table.

Cos, right now, I'm feeling like
he has nothing to bring to the table

except his record.

DIANNE: I mean, you kept him away
for nine months.

That doesn't sit right with me.

DIANNE: So, where is he gonna live?

He goes to his dad's house
in Humble.

Cos you have to live in
a specific place, right?

When he gets out,
he has to go to a halfway house.

BRITNEY: This is a disaster

and definitely not going
how I hoped and wished it would,

and now I've just lied
to my family again.

Ray is paroling to my house,
not his dad's.

Well, I just think that, um...

if you enter this relationship,
you need to have an exit plan.

I have a feeling that I just made
a bad situation even worse.

I love him,
and we're gonna be together, so...

I just don't want to meet him.

Come on, baby.

Everybody want to ride past,
looking at me like I'm crazy.

I'm waiting for somebody.
Keep going, keep going.

Oh, I'm nervous, shaking.

Now I got to pee.

BLOWS

My family thinks
that Nicolle is using me.

They can talk all they want,
but, at the end of the day,

if I want to put all my eggs
in that one basket...

that's what I'm gonna do.

Here we go, baby. Moment of truth.

I want to grab her,
squeeze her tight.

I want to kiss her.

That... Is that...?

Yes, sir!
SHE LAUGHS

Oh, BLEEP!

HE LAUGHS

- Lord, have mercy.
- Hey, babe.

Bring that a*s here, girl.

Oh, my God. Whoo!

Bring that a*s here.

- Hey!
- Oh!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

I have all this stuff in my hand.
Oh.

Give me some.

Oh, my... Oh, my God.
My make-up is on your face.

- That's all right.
- It's prison make-up.

Whoo!

SIGHS
Damn.

This is crazy.

- It's... it's real.
- It's real.

Come here. Oh!

NICOLLE: When I walked out
of the prison

and I saw Daonte waiting for me,
it was the best feeling ever.

This my heart right here.
Straight up.

Mm.

This my forever.

You know I'm saying?

There ain't nothing
I won't do for you.

I want you to know that.
- Ditto.

Oh, my gosh!

I ain't fittin' to make you walk.

- Don't drop me now.
- I got you.

I done put on a few pounds.

That's good.

I would have never made it
through the end of my bid

without Daonte.
Like, he is so sweet.

Touching him, oh, my God,

I feel like
I'm about to get yelled at

to get my hands off of him.
Like, I got PTSD.

I'm over here like,
"Oh, I can't hug you for too long."

And I'm like, "Wait,
I'm not in prison any more."

Smell that.

You know what that smell is?
- Fresh air?

That's the smell of freedom, baby!

SHE LAUGHS
Yes.

DAONTE: BLEEP that place.

BLEEP, I'm never going back there.

I definitely took my freedom
for granted.

I was just so dead set
on the fact

that I would never go to prison.

And then I BLEEP went to prison.

Growing up, I was such a good kid.

And then I think when I was,
like, 16,

I had met this bad boy at school.

And from there, like,
I really just started wiling out.

Like, I went from zero to 100
so BLEEP quick.

I started taking, like, pills,
like Xanax and stuff.

You know, when you're on Xanax,

all you want to do is, like
BLEEP fight or rob somebody.

I wasn't really thinking straight,
and I was doing dumb BLEEP

because it sounded like
a good idea at the time.

So, you're a big wine drinker, huh?

Oh, yes. You got that for me?

Hell yeah, I got it for you.

Ooh! This smells better than
the hooch that we drank in prison.

Cheers, baby. To me. To you.

To you getting the hell up
out of this place

and starting our life together.

Cheers to that, baby.

Hell yeah!

Ahh! Ooh!

LAUGHS
It's good.

I got something else for you, too.

What is this?

Open it up, baby. Go ahead and see.

Oh, my God! How much is this?

What's up? What's up?

- Baby!
- What's up?

Oh, my... This is all mine?

It's all yours, baby.

- Straight up.
- Thank you.
No problem.

- I love you.
- I love you, too.

We can't wait to be alone.

- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hm.

Get that swirl going on,
that vanilla-chocolate swirl.

You know what I'm saying?
Down, boy. Down, boy.

Rubbing up against me, man.
It's...

You waking him up. Don't do that.

I can't wait to go shopping.

- Yeah.
- BLEEP.

'Nicolle is very sexy.'

Her freaking elbows are sexy to me.

'So, I want to get busy.'

I ain't had sex
in a year-and-a-half.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Sex?

'I know that I love him.'

But I did just get out of prison.

'So, I really don't know.'

Let me put this little cash
in my little bra.

- Let me look.
- Keep that.

I want to see. Come on.

HORN HONKS

STAN LAUGHS

Crazy people driving.

When I first met Lisa,

I don't think anybody
looked liked her.

She's very, very pretty.

She's saying she looks like a boy
because of her hair.

She lost some hair in a fight.

She's maintained her figure

because she says that
she's working out two hours a day.

And unless you're eating
like a whale,

you'll keep the weight off
at two hours a day.

'I haven't seen her in a year,
practically.

'Lisa gets out soon.'

And when you reach to the point
where it's almost here,

you really start to feel good
about it.

'I don't know much about
the hair situation

'except for it got pulled.'

She slapped one gal
because she was in her face.

Whatever that means. I don't know.

STAN: Hi. Nikki?
NIKKI: Hi. Yes.

- Hi. I'm Stan.
- Hi, Stan. How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Good.

So, what brings you in today?

Well, my girlfriend,
she's missing some hair.

NIKKI: OK.

And I want her feeling confident,
sexy, pretty.

Of course. So, what's her style?
Like, what does she like?

Would a picture,
if I showed you a picture, help?

Yes, a picture would be great.

She's in prison right now.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, I'm picking her up Saturday.

And then here's another one.

- OK, so she had blonde hair.
- Mm-hm.

OK. Do you know how long it is now?

Well, she says she looks like a boy.

So, that's kind of like
what I'm looking for. - OK. OK.

Lisa has no idea
I'm getting her these wigs.

I'm getting them for her
as a surprise.

Lisa's sexy from head to toe,

but I think I like Lisa the most

when she has this beautiful,
long, blonde hair.

- You see that mirror right there?
- Yes.

Look in that mirror.

Can you see you guys together
like this? - Yeah, she...

With this colour hair?

Yeah, I really, really,
really like that one.

You like this colour, Stan?

I think this could be, like,
a sassy unit

when she wants to get sassy,

maybe a little role playing.
- Yeah.

The first time I had sex with Lisa,
it was indescribably great.

It's something that you can't help
but look forward to.

I hope she can keep up with me.

HE CHUCKLES

So, with all three units today,

your total's gonna come to


OK, that sounds good to me.

- It's OK?
- It's worth it for her.

All righty.
Do you spoil her a lot, Stan?

Well, I haven't been able to lately,

but I'm going to
once she gets out of...

OK, so are you gonna be
the sugar daddy

or the boyfriend, Stan?
- Both.

Oh, OK. Both. All right, I get it.

I like that, Stan. I like that.

I'm a millionaire
because of a lot of lucky breaks.

I have a fascination
with the stock market.

I made my first million
by the time I was 40.

Thank you. You have a great day.

Thank you for your help. You too.

- Let me walk you out.
- OK.

I like to spoil a... a girlfriend
that is responsive to me.

RINGTONE PLAYS

PHONE OPERATOR: 'This is
a prepaid collect call from...'

LISA: 'Lisa.'

BEEP
'Thank you for using Securus.'

TOILET FLUSHES
STAN: 'Hey, baby.'

Oh, my gosh. Li...

Lisa's from a family of...
of criminals, actually.

Her father was a m*rder*r.

Two or three of her brothers,

they've had troubles with the law,

and... it seems that
follows them around.

It's like a criminal pedigree.

I don't know what to tell you
on that, baby doll.

It's... If... if you...
if you bail him out,

it's just gonna let him do it again.

I-I think he needs to stay in

because he's not learned from
the other times.

My biggest concern is Lisa
going back to her old way of living,

using drugs and being around
the wrong people

and in the wrong places.

Yeah.

And I sure hope I'm wrong,
and I think I am.

I don't think it'll happen.
But it's my concern.

I would prefer she doesn't associate
with anyone in her family.

They've... they've got
some problems.

Bailing him out's hurting him.

Yeah, that's tough.
It's a tough break.

PHONE OPERATOR:
'You have one minute left.'

All right, babe.
Talk to you later. Love you.

'All right, bye.'

Doug has requested that I wear
a conservative dress

and no panties.

- Hey, baby.
- Ooh!

Look at Ray.

Where they going?
Are they bringing him back?

No sex until I get my boobs done.

Baby, don't do that. Come on.

Lisa is saying
that she looks like a boy.

Is that her? Lisa.