11x19 - Low Notes

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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

[organ solo plays over rhythmic hand claps]

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Dad, you've been on the phone for hours.

What is the big deal about this game?

It's the game between the Green Bay
Packers and the Chicago Bears.

It's going to be the roughest one of the year.

Oh, I don't understand that game.

Why don't they just give each team a ball?

Then they won't have to fight over it.

Hi, Mrs. C, Joanie.

I have got, I have got some good news for Mr. C.

Yeah, thanks.

Marion, I can get two tickets for that
game if I buy a Cadillac Carna.

Now, what do you think?

Forget it, Howard.

Hey, cheer up, Mr. C.

You know all those power drills you couldn't sell?

Yeah.

Well, I just sold them.

You did?

Yeah.

Well, those things have been in the store for months.

How did you do it?

Easy.

I just cut the price to $6.95.

$6.95?

Those drills cost me $20 a piece.

Nice and warm, you puss.

You're not going to take back the $5 raise
you promised me, are you?

No, I wouldn't do that.

I'm a man of my word.

You can keep the $5 raise.

I'm going to take away your salary.

Five bucks a week?

I don't have to take this.

I can work at Hardware Heaven for free.

Seize the opportunity.

Hey, Pots.

Don't hide, Pots.

Hello, Mrs. Cunningham.

Me, where's your share of the rent, huh?

I told you two months ago, it's coming.

Now cool it, all right, Pots?

Look, when we agreed to be roommates,
you promised to pay your share.

If I don't see money by next week,
you are sleeping outside.

If I want to live with someone who didn't
pay their rent, I'd live alone.

Simpleton.

Roommates.

You know, they're always kidding around.

Having a bad time, huh?

Oh, you know how it is.

You spend all your time writing songs, send them
out to publishers, and they send them right back.

Then you change the titles and you send them out again.

Sounds rough.

Yeah.

I'm still trying to get over my girlfriend dumping me.

George, come on.

Come on, I'm giving you a business, Joanie.

I'm fine.

It takes a lot to get me down.

Now, once I have my breakfast, I'll be as good as new.

You haven't had breakfast?

Chachi, it's 5 P.M.

I got up at 3.

How come?

The phone rang.

How did he expect to get anywhere if he's asleep all day?

Joanie, I'm a musician, remember?

Musicians live at night.

Come on, Chachi.

Let's see some of that old fire.

Pull yourself up.

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps.

Get yourself out of this rut.

You're really concerned about me, aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Would it make you feel any better if you lent me 20 bucks?

Get a job.

Hey, big talk from a girl who had to move
back in with her parents.

Hey.

Chachi, listen, would you do me a favor?

Of course.

Would you do something for me?

I want you, I want you to take this.

Now, you can pay me back.

That's what you're able to.

Please, I can't take that from you.

Chachi, no, please.

I understand.

I know how hard it is to get started.

You know, when Howard and I were first married,
he was so poor, he couldn't afford a shoeshine.

You know, and Mother Kelp offered him money.

He was so embarrassed.

Yeah, so he turned it down.

No, he took it.

He felt it.

It should have been more.

He felt, but he took it.

Now, I want you to take this.

Thank you, Mrs. Cunningham.

And you know what?

When I make it big, I'm going to send my
personal limousine to pick you up and take

you to your front row seats at every one of my concerts.

Mom, I can't believe you just did that.

Oh, Joanie, I've hugged Chachi before.

Mom, you loaned him money.

Well, how you doing?

Hi, Bob.

You here?

Huh?

The, um, magician I am, I got mistaken.

I'd like to see seats at the Lions game.

All right.

Oh, Arthur Howard is going to be so happy.

I think he wanted to see the Bears play.

Oh, Bears, Lions, what's the difference?

Tarzan calls them, they all come.

Excuse me, Fonz.

Mom, listen, I know you meant well, but
you're not helping Chachi by lending him money.

Hold it.

Do my ears deceive me, or did you lend Chachi Arcola money?

Yes.

I had to force it on him.

He's dead.

You, I want to conversate with you.

Fonz, my food will get cold.

You don't have any wasters, do you?

Absolutely not.

Enjoy.

Now, you borrow money from Mr. C, and you blow it on Fonz.

It's just a loan to tide me over, and that's all.

Yeah, until when?

The return of Hayley Mills' Comet?

Take it easy.

I'm what they call between gigs right now.

You're what they call out of work right now.

And that's why your cousin is going to do
you an enormous favor.

Will you let me eat my breakfast?

No, I will not.

If somebody gives you a glass of milk,
all you've got is something to drink.

Somebody gives you a cow, you've got a
steak to eat, something to wear.

And that's why I'm going to give you
something better than money.

And what's the difference?

Mortality?

I'm going to give you a job right here at Arnold's.

Manage.

Oh, come on, Fonz.

I can't do that.

I'm a musician.

I forgot.

Don't you understand that once you give up
your dream, you can't go back to it?

Hey, wait a minute.

There's a song in that.

You see, Fonz, just sitting around wasting
time with you is productive.

I'm working all the time.

Once you give up your dream.

I don't think you're listening to me.

I am offering you a job.

Honest money.

Rent money.

Thank you.

But if it's all the same, I'd rather borrow money from you.

It's the only way I can keep my self-respect.

Now, Chachi, how do I put this delicately?

You're a bum.

If I was going to school, nobody would be
bugging me, right?

That's right.

Yes.

Because it's different.

You'd be going to school.

No, no, Fonz, I'm a musician.

This, this is my school.

Great, then here's a test, a pop quiz, so to speak.

Chachi owes Potsie three apples, owes Mrs. C two apples.

How many apples does he have to borrow from his cousin Fonzie
before Fonzie squeezes him into the size of a suitcase?

Fine.

And I see what's going on here.

What's going on here?

You don't think I can make it as an artist, do you?

I would love you to make it as an artist.

I just don't see you doing nothing lately.

Oh, yeah?

Would you want to see me do something?

I would love to.

I'm going to be a big success just to show
that you're wrong.

Fine, put me in my place.

I struggle long enough.

My career is about to skyrocket.

You watch.

In one week, I pay everybody back because I'm on my way.

And when I'm selling out stadiums and you want tickets,
there's no way I'm sending my private limousine to pick you up.

You're going to have to wait in line with
the rest of my fans.

Hey, hey, try to make it big.

Wait for his limousine.

He don't got money to put hair in the tires.

Uh, hi.

Hi, what can I do for you?

I'm Jean Kelly.

Oh, you look different in person.

I'm kidding.

Um, I'm here to answer your ad in the paper.

Oh, I'm sorry, I can't use you.

Ramon, I pay a dance with them, not learn English.

Look, lady, I'm good.

Just give me a shot.

Oh, it's not you.

We just decided to use records instead.

They're a lot cheaper, and they don't get
fresh with the girls.

Can you dance?

Thank you, but I'm really not in the mood now.

No, uh, can you tango, waltz, do the cha-cha?

Yeah, I can do all those.

I need a teacher.

Carlo lost his green card in a poker game.

How would you like to be a dance instructor?

No, you don't seem to understand.

I'm a musician.

I'm an artist.

First week salary in advance.

I'm a dance instructor.

Excuse me, students.

We have a man trying to be a dance instructor.

Um, Debbie, you test his jitterbug.

Cha-cha.

No, no, that's cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

Cha-chi.

I'm just a little rusty, but I can get better real fast.

Oh, don't worry.

You fit into Carlos' tuxedo, that's the main thing.

You can start with the next class.

Really?

Hey, you know what?

This might not be so bad after all.

I think I'm gonna like it here.

I love my students.

Oh, those aren't your students.

No, you'll be teaching the sunshine group.

Ladies, ladies.

Come on, you cute young hard-bodied you.

Please, God, not the tango.

What do you want?

Mr. C., I've given this a lot of thought.

And I figure no matter how I budgeted
things, I can't live on $5 a week.

I'm quitting.

There's my smock, my name tag, and my
Cunningham Hardware City discount card.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What are those gold and green things?

A couple of tickets to the Packers game.

You?

How?

Oh, it was the craziest thing.

I stopped on the highway to help a guy jumpstart his car.

Would you believe it turned out to be Bart Starr?

He gave me these.

Could I touch those, huh?

Holy smoke, they're on the 50-yard line.

I would have preferred the end zone where
I could see some scoring.

VIP parking.

Potsie.

Pots.

Son.

You know, I may have been a little hasty.

You know, I may have been a little hasty the
other day when I took your salary away from you.

You were downright mean.

Yes, I was.

So what do you say we talk over you're
getting your job back at the game, son?

I don't know.

I was saving that extra seat for my coat.

I'll give you your $5 raise back.

And?

And you can have your salary back.

And?

Mm-hmm.

You can have a lunch break.

All right.

All right, but you gotta hold my coat.

Oh, pick up a dude, pal.

Yeah, don't be late.

Don't be silly.

Pots, just the man I wanted to see.

Look what I got for you, huh?

Rent money.

I wasn't expecting this.

Now I have to kick out my new roommate.

Boy, is Grandma gonna be mad.

Who do I have to pay next now?

Oh, good.

Mrs. Cunningham, here is the money I
borrowed from you, huh?

Mr. Cunningham, I think this should cover the cost
of the steak I dropped at the Fourth of July barbecue.

It was a quarter house.

Hi, Chachi.

Hi.

You just getting up or just going to bed?

That's very funny.

Here's a dollar.

Wait, I've got one.

There was this gorilla who walked into my house.

No, no, no.

The dollar wasn't for the joke.

I was just paying Joanie back.

By the time I went to the drive-in and I couldn't
afford two tickets, I made you hide in the trunk of the car.

Oh, thanks.

But it still doesn't make up for the fact that I
was stuck in there with their stinky gym clothes.

You know something?

You're right.

Here's another dollar.

Where did you get all this money?

Well, you happen to be looking at a
gainfully employed professional,

musical entertainer.

Oh.

In show business.

Hey.

Well, I gotta tell Fonzie he's gotta hear all the details.

No, don't tell Fonzie.

Look, I wanted to tell him myself.

I wanted to tell him myself.

Oh, wait a minute.

I think I know what it is.

Are you singing downtown at that fancy
club, The Red Turtle?

Howard, you know that Trini Lopez performed there.

Lemon tree, very pretty.

Very.

Howard, how does he speak to me?

Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart.

There's a reason I bought you the record.

No, it's not The Red Turtle.

It's better.

Well, I got to run.

I got a whole bunch of debts to pay.

I'll see you.

You!

I am so proud of you.

You said you were going to do it in a week.

You did it.

So, spill.

There's not much to tell.

Oh, come on.

How'd you do it?

I really don't want to brag about it.

Come on.

I sold a song.

You sold a song?

You sold a song?

One of his... Chachi, my cousin, hold you ground.

You sold a song?

To who?

To who?

To who?

You like The Four Seasons?

The Four Seasons?

Yeah.

Come on, Chachi.

Why don't you sing a song for us, huh?

Come on, we'll listen.

Let's sit down.

Come on.

Yes, this is so exciting.

Well, I would love to, but it's, um...

It's copyrighted.

Well, I don't see it.

Just say the words.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, all right.

But I can't say them in order because of
all that legal stuff, you know?

Uh, okay.

Uh, love, moon, June, spoon, uh, lips, hips, ba-dum-bum.

It's beautiful.

Thanks.

Now, gotta run.

I have to write another hit song for the flip side.

I'll catch y'all later.

Yeah, take it easy, huh?

We're thrilled for you.

We're just busting our buttons.

Hey.

Oh.

You know what we got here?

A man lying right through his teeth.

You haven't had him long enough.

Back off, Sylvie, you little tr*mp.

No, no, no, kids, the number's all wrong.

Now, stop everything.

Let's go.

Now, listen to me.

This is the big finale, and we're going to
have to get it right, okay?

Let's line up in a straight line right here.

Come on, girls.

Step lightly.

We open in two weeks.

Okay.

Here we go.

And pancakes.

And one.

And two.

And...

Hey.

Fonz.

I didn't even see you come in.

Okay, everybody, take five.

Take five.

Take a break.

That's wonderful.

Oh, boy.

A big Broadway producer wants to put a
couple of my songs into a musical.

Well, look at the dancers.

This is a game.

Can you believe this?

All right, twinkle toes, just cut it out, all right?

Give me the truth.

What truth?

That's what I just asked for.

All right.

My back's against the wall, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

I'm going to level with you, Fonz.

Great.

I'm working for the CIA.

I have been since second grade.

Yeah, me too.

I never saw your name on the list.

Mr. Arcola.

If these ladies wanted to sit around doing
nothing, they'd work for the post office.

Mrs. Kelly, mind if I talk to my friend
for about five minutes, please?

How about I talk to your friend and you dance?

Better yet, why don't I dance with your
friend and you talk to yourself?

Take all the time you want.

All right.

All right.

I guess you're gonna have to know.

I didn't sell a song to the Four Seasons.

No.

All right, I lied.

Come on, let me have it.

Both barrels.

You were right.

I'm wrong.

I'm a bum.

Come on.

Show me no mercy.

I'm ready.

I think you did very good.

I don't know about it.

Because you're not paying attention.

Chachi, what have I been trying to tell you, huh?

All week long.

But I'm worthless.

And I'll never make it in the music business.

You are absolutely wrong.

Let me tell you something.

You're not the first artist to earn an honest living.

There's nothing to be ashamed of, you know,
working while you're chasing your dream, pal.

I got it on very good authority.

Mozart, right?

He used to bag groceries before he broke into the top ten.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to be great, Chachi.

You think so?

Oh, absolutely.

You got to hang in there.

But you're going to be great.

Thanks, Fonz.

Yeah.

And you know what?

No.

I'll send you my limousine to pick you up.

I knew you'd come through.

Listen, now, I know this job is
nothing to be ashamed of and

all, but do you think I can still
have my job down in Arnold's?

You got it.

Yeah?

Eight O'clock, you'll be there to meet deliveries.

You got it.

Nine O'clock, burgers burning.

Nine-thirty, you keep your hands off the grill.

Yeah.

You keep your hands off the waitresses.

Darlene?

All right, Darlene.

Okay.

Thursday, this is big.

You get to sing for the bowling crowd.

You got it, Fonzie.

You're not going to be sorry.

I'm big with the bowling crowd.

You know, people who rent shoes love me.

Hey, take it easy.

Hey.

Aren't you going to finish my lesson?

Mrs. Wilson, of course.

No, no, wait a minute.

Take off, huh?

I'll take care of Mrs. Wilson.

Give me my little dumpling.

I'm going to teach you a step you wouldn't
learn in this school.

You're gorgeous.

I know.

You're gorgeous.

Happy days.