10x12 - Hello, Pfisters

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Sunday, Monday, happy days, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, happy days,

the weekend bounce, the cycle hunts,
right to rage to you, you, days are up,

these days are up, these days are up,
share them with me, go back, sky,

yellow, blue, old, white, old, you, it can't
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Monday, happy days, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, happy days, Saturday,

what a day, groovin' all week with you,
these days are up, share them with me,

these days are up, these happy days are yours,
these happy days are yours, and my happy days.

You know, it's nothing like a [garbled],
that's right, put your imagination in code.

But dear Fonzie, I wanna hear it,
there'd be a house, see, just like that,

great, great, and this, see, there's
nothing, well, I haven't thought of that,

all right, here, sweetie, this,
be the airport, hello, what is this,

oh, I think that your mom got invite from
your grandparents today, 30th welding

anniversary, girls, me neither,
says what, yes, you know why, do it away,

yeah, yeah, I miss the kids, hey,
uh, Missy, uh, I think do something very

important away, oh, yeah, almost,
Fonzie, do me a favor, put that back where

you found, yeah, Ashley, uh, this is a,
uh, an image in here, I mean, RSVIP,

why, Fonzie, I don't have the slightest
intention of going, well, I'll tell you,

if I didn't go for six years, I'd be there
with, you know, why she's not going,

I keep telling Fonzie, I'm just a kid,
I still make my R's back, yeah,

well, don't worry about it, uh,
Ashley, sweet Fonzie, we're seeing trash,

hey, um, remember that wonderful call you
made Christmas, you left a message for

your parents, maybe this is their way up
to your face, come on home, all right,

now, when I first got this citation,
I was, I was very happy to hear from them,

but the more I thought about it,
the madder I got, I mean, if they really

were to straighten things out,
they would not have invited me to a party

with four other people, it's obviously
just for parents' sake, yeah, I know,

but Ashley, this is such a fush,
man, look at this, letters, and,

uh, on paper, nice, no, all right,
kiss and goodbye, case closed,

so, that woman rock, I guess I'm never
gonna meet my parents, the game ain't over

till the curtain comes down, let's put on
a poker back to our senses, all right,

right, get up, mommy, no, come watch our
show, please, okay, right there,

best seat in the house, change the
scenery, can you be the bill, I will be

the bill, right, right, okay, got it, I am so hungry,
and there is something to eat here in the forest,

oh, hey, you're very cute, what a cutie,
where are you going, little girl,

oh, yeah, well, I was on my way,
see, to my, um, my grandparents' 30th

wedding anniversary, when someone I know,
said, what are you doing, I'm not,

You know, the dead of winter is an odd
time for anyone to be barbecuing.

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Lay your teeth under these babies.

I got these steaks from Max the Butcher.

He got them from his brother in Canada who
raises beef for the Queen of England.

It's incredible.

They eat these steers, oh, every single day.

And they had some extra cuts left over this year.

Because the Prince of Wales decided to become a vegetarian.

Oh, this is going to be a once-in-a-lifetime meal.

Oh, uh, I see you're eating.

I really, uh, I don't want to disturb you or anything.

You know, I'm sorry.

Hello.

Arthur, don't be silly.

Why, join us for dinner, dear.

Uh, uh, uh, Marion, we only got three steaks.

Well, it's all right, Howard.

We'll all share with Arthur.

Yes, everything's here.

Yeah, yeah, I guess I should eat something, you know.

Well, Howard, that's just, that's just that.

Well, that's where all the flavor is, Marion.

Fonz, what's the long face for?

Did they outlaw leather?

They'd never do that.

Mr. C, this is just fat.

Now, the day is dead.

I had to go to her parents' 30th wedding anniversary.

Oh, isn't that wonderful?

Isn't that wonderful, Howard?

I'll bet the Queen of England gets to eat.

The whole steak.

What?

What?

Ashley and her parents are getting back together.

Oh, good.

Boy.

Yeah, could you cut out the mm's, please?

I got a problem here.

All right, Ashley don't want to go.

What?

Oh, that's too bad.

And I don't understand.

I mean, they're going to have great food and everything.

It's going to be a... Yeah, but unless they eat
at Buckingham, it's not going to taste like this.

All right, look, maybe this is none of my
business, and maybe I'm way off base,

and I probably shouldn't even bring this up.

You're way out of line.

It's none of your business.

I'm bringing it up.

Right.

You see, me and Fred, her parents are
going to take one look at you and think

you're just like that duck-tailed leather jacket.

All right, I think she doesn't want to put
you in that situation.

Roger?

Yes?

Isn't that just like her?

Thinking about my feelings?

Is she a regular Mamie Vazenhower or what?

I'm going to let her off the hook.

She can go to this party without me.

Hey, I solved it right here.

I bring much.

You're welcome.

I thought you were going to finish your stick.

Yeah, right.

There's a little puck out there by the garage.

You'll love it.

Thanks.

Oh, wow.

Here, you can have the rest of mine.

That's just the fat, Marion.

Well, that's where all the flavor is.

Luna, get up.

Ashley, my little sweetheart.

I'm telling you, I'm crazy about you.

I mean, that you're willing to take my
feelings into consideration, I deeply appreciate it.

Oh, you're very welcome, Fonzie, but I
have no idea what you're talking about.

Of course you do.

Of course you do, my little sweetheart.

I can tell what you're doing with one hand tied by my back.

You don't want to go to your parents' party.

Because of me.

Well, Fonzie, it has nothing to do with you.

Oh, yeah?

No, this is absolutely between my parents and me.

Oh, you're still holding on to that story.

You are a Princess in a sea of men, you know that?

Oh, and Fonzie, you are one of the most
exasperating persons I know.

Thank you.

Don't realize that I'd be proud to take
you anywhere at any time to meet anyone.

Is that true?

Of course it is.

Then you will take me to your parents' party, even
though I'm a lug from the other side of the Jackson.

I don't know what spoon moves with a finger bowl.

Well, of course I would.

Well, it's Danny, sweetheart.

I'll pick you up at 8.15.

All right?

And I want you to dress pretty because I
intend to look great.

You know what I mean?

We're going to have some fun.

How do you do?

It is such a pleasure to meet you.

Farewell and boni's Iris.

So good, I should have been twins.

Oh, I'm going home.

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Ashley, oh my dear.

It's been so long.

It's so beautiful to see a father and a daughter reunion.

Oh, Fonzie, no, this is the f*ck.

I'm back.

I was just practicing, you know,
from when I met your father.

I'm so nervous, I don't think I can go through with this.

Well, I can understand you're nervous.

I'm nervous, but I suspect your father
will be very happy to see you.

What about mother?

There are so many people here, you
know, that you could apply to statehood.

Listen, let's go find your parents, all right?

You've got a road map.

Fonzie, I know when mother sees me,
she's going to say, you know, your hair

looks great, but it always looks better when it's shorter.

And, you know, Fonzie, she hates me when I'm in blue.

I don't.

I think you look great.

Oh, I have no idea what I'm going to say to her.

Hey, what are you doing?

Well, but it's something to wash down all
the wine that I had with dinner.

I just have no idea what I'm going to say to her.

Yeah, well, I haven't seen you drink water that fast.

I think I'm just getting an idea of what
I'm supposed to say to her.

Yeah, I don't think I want to hear it.

Listen, will you give me that?

Would you give me that?

You know, Fonzie?

Yeah?

I was a little bit nervous at first, but I'm fine now.

Are you?

Here they are.

Yo!

It's nuts!

That's his back!

Ashley!

Mom, Dad, this is Arthur Murray.

Fonzarelli, and I'm very happy to see you.

Yeah, you know, you've got a terrific house here.

That lawn must take a week in the morning.

Well, I have help.

Well, there's in that lovely, the two of
you working side-by-side.

Millicent, doesn't Ashley look well?

Yes, she does, but blue tends to make her
look a little heavy.

No, uh, Millicent, no.

So, what are you doing with your life, Ashley?

Uh, uh, Ashley, Ashley, uh, has got a great job.

Tell him, Ashley.

Yeah, I got a great job.

Not me, then, Ashley.

I work as a beekeeper.

A beekeeper?

Bookkeeper, bookkeeper.

I got two jobs?

Boy, I'm a hard worker.

And what do you do, Mr. Fonza,
uh, Fonzarelli, my, Fonzarelli,

he drives a motorcycle, he's really good
on it, oh, thank you so much.

Now, why am I not surprised?

Well, Millicent, I'm sure that Mr. Fonzarelli
does something other than drive a motorcycle.

Yes, I do, yes, I do.

I, uh, teach school, I own half a,
uh, a restaurant and a garage.

No doubt in the same building.

Uh, no, actually, you got me confused with
Ed's for chicken and breaks.

I, uh, apologize for my wife's behavior.

I should have told her that I had invited Ashley.

Oh, listen, I gotta tell you something.

You raised a great girl there.

I mean, she's very dignified.

I have never seen her like this.

Isn't that lovely?

She brought drinks for all of us.

Simple Simon says put your hands above your head.

There.

Oh, my piano, I love my piano.

I miss you so much.

Ashley, you are hugging a Steinway.

Oh, I love it when you get jealous, Fonzie.

I have a good idea.

I'd like to make an announcement.

Since it's my parents' 100th wedding anniversary,
I would like to play for you their favorite song.

Isn't that beautiful?

Are we talking great or what?

Magic fingers.

Roll me over.

In the cold.

All right, look.

She's a little overworked.

It's income tax time, you know?

Fonzie, you passionate fool.

Your parents are right there, but... Oh, what the heck.

That's great.

I hear for six months about how terrible
your parents are and you act like a lunatic.

To drink this to the heart.

I mean, the Ashley I know does not drink like a fish.

Oh, Fonzie, everybody has to let their hair down sometimes.

Let the hair down, honey?

You were Rapunzel.

I know it was stupid, but I was so nervous.

Give me your hand.

Promise me you will never drink for courage again.

I promise.

I know it was wrong.

Fonzie, it's just that my parents have
always been a matter of course, as he said.

I always expected so much of me,
and I knew I could never measure up,

so I guess I just figured that I would fail, big.

Well, you did.

You got an A in failing.

You know, before we went, I was so worried about me.

But next to you, I was David Nippin.

Fonzie.

Yeah.

Well, at least now we know my folks will
never want to speak to me again.

And so, we stopped the crusade getting us
back together again.

Are you expecting somebody?

No.

Want me to get it?

I'll get it.

Can you make it?

Yeah.

Oh, Fonzie, it's my mother and my dad.

Yep, I recognized them from the park.

Now, don't you think it would be
a great... Big idea to let them in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

Mom, Dad, come in.

Hello, Mr. Fonzarelli.

You know, let's shorten that right down to Fonzie.

All right?

Fonzie.

Yeah.

Well, come in, Millicent.

Come in.

Do you, um, live here?

Millicent, that is none of our business.

Now, Mr. Uh, Fonzie.

Here.

You, uh, said something tonight.

Something about our family running on one cylinder.

Well, I think you're right, and I think we
ought to fix that.

All right.

You said that?

Sounds like me, don't it?

Yeah.

And, uh, no, I do not live here.

Ashley, I know that I've let the fist of
pride come between me and my own daughter.

I've acted more like a, well, a chairman
of the board than a father.

So I'm asking you to give me a vote of confidence.

Will you give me another vote of confidence?

I'll give you another chance, Ashley.

Millicent.

Uh.

What he said.

What he said?

Millicent!

Now, you don't mean that.

That might be your granite exterior,
but inside I know you love this woman.

I know there must be a hole in your, in
your life when you gave her the old heave-h*.

What he said.

Closer, and now even closer.

Yeah.

Oh, Mom!

Oh, see, now this picture should be on Belvin.

Sorry that I spoiled your party, I really am.

Oh, darling, it's all right.

The important thing is, we're a family again.

Now, tomorrow morning I'll send a man over
to help you pack, and then we'll go down to our.

...

Uh, Mom, what do you mean, help me pack?

Well, you're a Pfister, dear, and a Pfister
should live in the Pfister family mansion.

Until, of course, you have a mansion of your own.

Oh, but, Mom, this is my apartment, and I really like it.

Yeah, you can't live here, dear.

You call this living?

I mean, the neighborhood is absolutely dreadful.

I wouldn't even let the servants... Oh, listen,
ladies, how about we meet at my place tomorrow?

Oh, sorry, we have lunch.

All right, I'll get you lunch.

Mother, I don't have a beautiful... Ashley!

Ashley!

Mother, I have my own life now, and I really
don't... I don't like being treated like a spoiled child.

Didn't I tell you something like this would happen, George?

She's still just as stubborn as ever.

Let's go.

Yeah.

Millicent, I am staying.

Fine.

I, for one, do not want to be immortalized on velvet.

Why, bullfight is lovely.

We turned our back on our daughter once,
and we are not going to do it again.

Millie, sit down.

Oh, sweetheart, I have a wonderful surprise for you.

I know you.

You do?

Sure.

You're on that sofa for mommy watches.

This is your grandfather.

It is?

Oh, boy, Grandpa.

Oh, Heather, if you do know, I've waited for this.

Are you my grandma?

Hi, Grandma.

I don't see myself as a grandmother.

Hey, you know what?

How would you like me to take you down to the zoo tomorrow?

Great.

Hey, that's great.

I know the guy that throws the raw meat to Polar Best.

He can get you in for free.

Oh, no.

You know, Fonzie, I think Daddy means the zoo of the house.

You got a zoo?

Of course.

Come on, sweetheart.

It's time for bed.

Can Grandpa tuck me in?

Well, I'm afraid I'm a little out of practice.

Oh, Dad, you'll catch on in no time.

It's right through here.

Come on, Heather.

I am going to tell you the entire Pfister family history.

And I guarantee it'll put you to sleep.

Say goodnight to Grandma.

Goodnight, Grandma.

Would you mind calling me Millicent?

Goodnight, Millicent.

Tell your father I'll be waiting in the limousine.

You have a beautiful daughter, Ashley.

I'll send her some decent clothes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you, Mom.

You've got a zoo?

Do you have any idea what Heather is going
to be able to do tomorrow?

She's going to go to a zoo.

She's going to see tigers.

She's going to see lions, some hippos.

And then my favorite, the monkeys.

They're going to jump from tree to tree.

They're going to sit in the middle of
that, you know, inner tube.

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Hey, Dad.

Gina and I are taking the kids to Walt Disney World.

Disney World?

Why don't you and Mom come with us?

That sounds great.

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What about your sister Maggie?

Maggie?

Maggie?

Yeah, Maggie.

Well, she's so busy with the cats
and the crystals, I... I'll get her on.

Wouldn't want to bump her.

Maggie?

Hey, Maggie, it's Sarah.

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That sounds great.

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I have a question.

Of course.

All of Elvis Presley is on this side,
everybody else is on that side.

No, Fonzie.

I want to know if what happened between Grandma
and Mommy will happen with me and Mommy.

Oh, I don't think in your lifetime.

I mean, you don't fight, do you?

Oh, sure we do.

Like when Mommy won't let me eat ice cream
before dinner, or she won't let me wear socks to bed.

Important stuff, yeah, yeah.

Well, listen, you know, mommies and daughters fight, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

The most important thing to remember,
Heather, is no matter how mad you get at

somebody, you never have to stop loving them, you know?

Thanks, Fonzie.

I'll always remember that.

Thanks.

All right.

Did you make a selection?

Yeah.

Which one?

This one right there.

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I did it!

Yes, you did, yes, you did!

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Baby, these happy days are yours and mine.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

Happy days.