04x13 - Rip and Tear

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

♪ Monkie Kid! ♪

♪ Familiar tales, new adventures ♪

♪ Monkie Kid! ♪

♪ The powers of the king
Rest in his hands ♪

♪ When evil surrounds him
He'll rise up against them ♪

♪ And show them who's the Monkie Kid ♪

♪ The staff out in his grasp
His friends watching his back ♪

♪ 'Cause he's the Monkie Kid! ♪

[Peng laughing]

I don't know how you stomach it, brother.

-[Macaque groans]
-The Six-Eared Macaque,

fighting side-by-side
with his own replacements!

[Macaque grunts]

-[grunts]
-Hmph.

[both grunt]

Is there anything Wukong could do
that would break his hold over you?

Pathetic!

[Peng grunts]

[yelling]

[Macaque grunts]

You know what, Peng?

Straight-up,

I have never liked you.

-[Mei grunts]
-[Peng gasps]

[zaps]

[groans]

You little brat.

Give it a rest, would ya?

[Mei yells]

[dragon roaring]

[charging]

-[power booming]
-[Mei yells]

[groaning]

Huh?

[Peng] I'm surprised
a descendant of Ao Lie has so much bark.

Your bite, however, needs some work.

Perhaps I can give you some pointers!

[power thunks, booms]

[magical warbling, thunking]

-[chimes]
-[Tang grunts] Ow.

Ow.

[Yellowtusk] Surrender, mortals.

My strength far outweighs yours.

We don't wanna fight you, Mr. Elephant.

-But…
-[Pigsy] But we will if we have to!

[Yellowtusk growling]

[Tang gasps, yelps]

[pants] Huh?

[ringing]

[Tang] If we don't--

I know full well
what will happen should Azure fail, but…

but he is my brother.

I owe him my life.

[Sandy] We get it.

I'd do anything to help my friends,

but… at the cost of the world?

I'm sorry, pal,
but nothin' is worth that price.

[power ringing]

-[gasps]
-[Tang grunting]

[scrolls thunking]

[Monkey King gasps, grunts]

-[Monkey King groans, grunts]
-[MK gasps]

-[Monkey King grunting]
-[MK yelping]

-[Azure] MK.
-[power rings, booms]

Stand down.

You do not need
to share your mentor's fate.

So, that reduced sentence on the table
for me too, or…

[magical chime, whirring]

Yeah, I'mma take that as a no.

Last chance, MK.

[both grunt]

Never! [blows]

[growls]

So be it!

[grunts]

Uh-oh.

-[MK grunts]
-[all grunt]

[thudding, chiming]

-[MK grunts]
-[crackling]

-[groans]
-[crackling]

-[groans]
-[booming, crackling]

-[chimes]
-[ink squelching]

-[ink thunks]
-[both grunt]

[ink creatures moaning]

[hawks screeching]

[MK grunts]

[groans]

[groaning]

[ink creature whispering]

[grunting]

[chiming, explodes]

[Azure groans]

-[MK laughing victoriously]
-[powering up]

[staff chimes]

-[MK and Monkey King grunt]
-[Azure winces]

[Azure yells in agony]

[groans]

[grunting]

[groans]

[Monkey King]
Kind of embarrassing for the Jade Emperor

to have two little cheeky monkeys

running circles around him
first day on the job.

Well, one monkey and one unconfirmed,

but yeah. [laughs]
I'd be embarrassed for sure.

This ceaseless chattering!

And to think I once called you king!

You're an imbecile!

[grunts]

[MK laughs in thrill]

-[grunts]
-[MK] Whoa!

-[MK yelps]
-[chimes, whirring]

-[gasps]
-[electricity crackles]

-[loud thud]
-[Azure groans]

[MK grunting]

[yelling]

[Azure grunts]

Ooh.

[gasps]

[monkeys chattering]

[gasps, yelling in alarm]

[power ringing]

[chiming softly]

[Monkey King grunts]

Hah.

Hey, Lieutenant Monkey.
How's the plan goin'?

-[MK screaming in distant]
-Hm?

That's my cue.

[MK screaming]

[Monkey King grunts]

You all good, bud?

Not gonna lie, getting a little tired,
but I'm good.

What next?

Something big,
and preferably really annoying.

[MK grunts]

[groaning]

No.

[straining] No. I can do this.

[grunts]

I must do this.

-[rumbling]
-[Azure yelling]

[groaning]

[roaring]

[MK grunts]

Hmph.

Enough of these games!

My patience is thoroughly at its end!

-[Party Clone laughs] Hey there, bud!
-[Monkey King cutout speaking]

-You want a piece of this?
-…branded items.

Batteries not included.

[growls]

[Monkey King] Yoo-hoo!

-[MK laughs] Hi!
-[trilling mockingly]

[Party Clone] Hey, party lion!

[Party Clone and Monkey King cutout]
Here… comes… Mechie Kid!

-[beeping]
-[Azure groans] I hate monkeys.

[groaning]

[MK grunts, pants]

This planning thing's working out, huh?

Yeah, who'd a thunk?

[rewinding]

[Mei] Every time we've gone
into a final fight,

we've basically winged it
without a real plan.

But it's like Subodhi said—
that won't be enough this time.

We need to wait for the moment to strike.

But Azure ain't gonna
just wait around for us to attack.

If he's got as much of a grudge
against Monkey King

as Macaque says he does,
he's just gonna come and attack us first.

Exactly! By not attacking,
he'll think we're not ready for him,

but he'll be wrong.

The plan is to make it look like
there is no plan at all,

when really, we're already doing the plan!

MK's plan.

Yeah, boy!

[Mei] A Team and B Team
will keep Peng and Yellowtusk busy.

Monkey Team will get under Azure's skin,

annoy him enough
so that when he's distracted,

he won't know he's lost the scroll
until it's too late.

[monkeys chittering]

Well, that's the last of 'em.

[Azure grunts]

No!

[power chimes, warbles]

If you will not kneel before your Emperor,

[voice echoing]
you will perish before your Emperor!

[grunts]

[monkeys screaming]

[MK grunts]

Kid!

[groaning]

[Azure]
After all Sun Wukong as put you through,

how much he's let you down,

you would still meet your fate
trying to protect him?!

[MK grunts]

[Monkey King] Azure! Stop this!

[chimes, booming]

He doesn't deserve such loyalty,

-yet you insist on learning the hard way
-[groaning]

just as I did!

I should've never trusted the Monkey King!

The False Sage,

equal to nothing!

-[power exploding]
-[MK screaming]

[screaming echoes]

-[power chimes]
-[grunts]

What was that?

-[Mei] MK!
-[Sandy] No!

[thrumming]

[Azure groaning]

No.

Kid.

[power chiming]

[sighs]

Well, alright then.

[gasping]

-[power dings]
-Ha!

-[groaning]
-[MK grunts]

[MK growling]

[groaning]

[MK grunts]

Yeah! Go, MK! Go!

[booming]

Just try not
to totally wreck up my stuff, wouldja?

Oh, right! The scroll.

[Azure groans]

[MK grunting]

He's too fast.

-What is he?
-[rumbling]

-[winces] Agh!
-[booms]

[both grunt]

Look what he's done to you!

Reduced you to a mindless, savage animal!

[booms, thrums]

[gasps]

[MK grunts]

Oh, there's nothing mindless about me,

friend.

-[grunts]
-[choking groan]

[groan echoing]

[Monkey King] Alright.
I think that's the last of 'em,

again.

Wha?!

[gasps]

[Azure grunts]

[yelling]

[voice echoing] That's what
you're pretending to be, right?

To be my friend?

-You "care" about me,
-[Azure groans]

-when really, you were just using me
-[screaming]

to get what you wanted!

[Azure grunts]

To turn me against my own mentor!

[monkey and Azure roaring]

Well, put your hand in the monkey cage,

and expect to get bit, son.

[booming]

[Azure's scream echoing]

[frustrated grunt]

-[effort grunt]
-[MK's grunt echoes]

[distorted echoing] Come on! Come on!

Come on, uncie Lion!

You're the big hero, right?!

-Then prove it!
-[gasps in terror]

Show me!

[rumbling]

[screaming]

[distorted trilling and warbling]

[groaning]

[groans]

[gasps]

Azure.

No.

[distorted chiming]

[MK panting]

-[power thrumming]
-[Azure groaning]

[whooshing, whirring]

[closing theme music]

[music ends]