All Night Wrong (2026)

[bunniefuu]

So, there's this story.

It's-it's probably not true,

but, um, I feel like it

sort of applies

to our situation.

And what situation is that?

You know, uh, you and me,

and, I don't know.

I haven't done this before.

You haven't met girls

on the Internet?

What about you?

Do you... do you

do this often, or...?

Do I f*ck guys

on my phone?

No. I mean, there was this one

guy that I met online, but...

it was a long time ago.

Sorry, what was your

name again?

It's, uh, Gary.

Gary with a G.

As opposed to, uh...

And, uh, you are?

I'm Ell.

Like the letter.

Ell with an L.

Give me your hand.

Like that.

Wow. Yeah.

There it is.

So you were going to

tell me a story?

Yeah. Uh, so...

Okay, so there's this

card player in the 1800's

named Canada Bill Jones.

And him and his brother find

a game in the back of this

barber shop in the...

in the French Quarter.

Canada Bill, he's been

playing for... for hours,

and he just, like,

keeps losing.

He's losing and

losing and losing.

Hand after hand,

he just like...

nothing he does is working.

And his brother pulls him

aside and he's like...

Hey, uh, Bill.

You're almost broke,

you need to stop playing.

And Bill was like,

no, no, no, come on.

One more hand,

one more hand.

He doesn't quit, he keeps

playing until finally

George grabs him

and he's like,

Bill! Can't you see

they're cheatin'?

And Canada Bill says...

I knew they were cheating

the second I sat down.

And George asks him,

well, if you knew

the game is rigged,

why the hell

did you play?

And Canada Bill says...

What choice did I have?

It was the only

game in town.

Is this about you and me?

- Well, I mean, no, it's about...

-Love or sex or...

-I'm sorry.

The odds are stacked against

us but we keep trying.

Oh, just my friend.

I-I told her to call me

just in case you're,

like, a k*ller.

I get it.

-Hi.

-I'm not, by the way.

Hi.

No, it's all good.

Mm-hmm.

See you later.

So... do you wanna

get outta here?

Uh...

Yeah. I mean, are you sure?

It's-it's... it's early.

We could, you know,

we could see a movie.

Or they have really good,

um, jalapeo...

God. Relax.

It's not that scary.

Right? It's just sex.

Let's go and do it.

Uh...



It looked nicer

on the website.

I mean, it couldn't

have looked worse.

Yeah. Uh...

This is perfect,

it's like a metaphor.

What does that mean?

Hello?

Uh...

What do you want?

I have a...

I have a reservation.

We're closed.

For cleaning.

Oh, looks like you need it.

Sorry, no one said anything

about being closed

when I made

the reservation, so...

Okay. Name?

It's under, uh,

Harry Houdini.

Not my real name.

No sh*t.

Well, uh, Toby...

can we have a room, please?

This is a scam, right?

Wow.

I've seen this.

They do it all the time.

Lure sad old guys

off the Internet,

make 'em fall in love.

Next thing you know,

your money's gone.

So is she.

Maybe a couple kidneys too.

Happens every day,

doesn't it, sweetheart?

Well, I'm not

as old as I look.

Too old for her.

No, she's 32.

30?

27?

25? You're 25?

Yeah. And?

No. It's good.

You're-you're...

she's a very mature 25.

Well, I'm glad you guys

sorted that out.

Listen.

Girl talk.

What's your deal?

You trying to

piss off Daddy?

Is that it?

You're such a f*cking r*cist.

That's my deal.

Hell.

Just another White Tr*sh

redneck as*h*le.

Okay. All right, let's go.

We're leaving.

-Thank you.

-We're not leaving.

Thank you, good night.

You're gonna rent us

a room, right?

Are you?

Because I'm gonna

call the police.

You're gonna call

the cops on me?

-Hey. Hey, hey.

-Yeah.

No no no no no.

You're gonna call

the cops on me?

She's joking.

She's definitely not joking.

Um... no one is gonna

call the cops

'cause we've all seen what

happens when people try to

weaponize authority. Right?

So, we wouldn't do that.

When they come here,

I bet they're gonna find

all sorts of crazy sh*t.

So, you wanna try me?

Hundred bucks.

-Okay. Amazing. Great.

-Good!

Now we're talking.

Thank you Toby.

Uh, diplomacy wins again.

Cash only.

I.

I... I don't have cash.

Nobody has cash.

Oh, well, I'm sorry, man.

Someone cut the, uh,

the phone line here,

so you have to find

someplace else.

The gas station.

I saw on the way over.

There's an ATM.

We're going there.

That's, like, two miles.

And then we're coming back.

And you're giving us

that room.

You feel me?

You guys want turndown?

Yes, we do.

Okay. Great.

Come on, I have the map.

You know, it's been

so nice to meet you, but...

I think we should

just call it a night.

Absolutely not.

You heard what I said.

We're going to

the gas station.

We're getting some cash,

and then you, my friend,

are going to town

on all of this.

Right?

Okay. Look, I...

I know why I want this.

Look at you. But...

What are you doing here?

Why me?

Because I wanna have fun.

And you seem nice.

Plus, you're mostly harmless

and I don't know.

For better or worse,

you're what I wanna do.

So... please, let's go.

Two miles is a long walk.

Well, then it's a good thing

that as*h*le had left

his car keys here.

We are not taking

this guy's car.

Oh, yes we are.

He's not even gonna notice.

Plus, that guy was a d*ck.

So, it's only fair.

Here. You drive.

I am not driving

a stolen car.

Um, it's not stealing.

It's borrowing

without permission.

Totally different.

I feel like it's not.

Oh, come on, Gary.

You don't wanna walk

two miles away, do you?

No, of course not.

Look at me.

No one wants that.

Come on then,

live a little.

For the record.

This is a bad idea.

Okay.

Share your powers

You stir my soul

and whet my hunger

And weave that spell

that pulls me under, oh

These moonlight desires

haunt me

They want me, they want me

These moonlight desires

haunt me

You're sending,

you're sending

Secret fires burning

Keep the doors locked.

I can take care of myself.

Okay.

Hey. Uh, you...

you got a cash machine?

Yeah, just right

over there.

What the hell

are we doing here?

Hey, my man.

You steal that car?

Um...

Well, 'cause I know that car

belongs to Toby at the motel.

And you're not Toby.

So, I'm thinking maybe

you stole that car,

and maybe I should

call the cops.

No. No no no no.

See, that, uh...

Yeah, no. That car

is Toby's car.

Of course. Um...

We, we... I just...

Toby, uh...

loaned me his car.

Anyway, um... I just came

from the motel,

we're guests,

and Toby lent us the car

and just told us to

come over here and get some...

get some cash.

Oh.

Yeah. Toby's a heck

of a guy, eh?

Yeah, he comes around here

pretty much every night.

Well, except for tonight.

It must be busy, I guess.

Everything cool?

Yeah, yeah.

Everything's cool.

He, uh... he recognized

the car from the motel,

and so I was just

telling him how Toby

let us borrow the car

to get some cash.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, he...

he did that, all right?

Hell of a guy.

Yeah, he's also

a total tech wizard.

He actually helped me

set up all these cameras.

Now I catch every face

that comes in here.

Plus the pumps.

4K stereo.

Any punks come in here, try to

start some sh*t with me,

I take the video,

I send it to the cops,

boom, bust their a*s.

All thanks to Toby.

Boom.

Well...

We will have this.

-Sure. Yeah, um...

-Right on.

Uh...

Oh, on card.

Yeah. For sure.

There we are.

-Sign there.

-Of course.

Yeah, maybe, uh, maybe I'll

go visit him after...

after my shift here.

Oh, yeah.

You should, um...

-You should.

-I'll tell him to...

I'll tell him to keep

an eye out for you.

Thanks. Oh, thanks a lot.

Yeah, yeah.

See you later, guys.

Nice people.

We shouldn't have

taken this car.

Relax.

We'll be back

in five minutes.

Plus, what's done is done.

Hey.

You know what?

It was kinda sexy how

you lied back there.

I didn't know you

had it in you.

Yeah, me neither.

Oh...

Maybe he's cleaning the rooms.

Did that guy look like

a man who cleans anything?

Should we call the company?

He has to be somewhere.

Okay, let's split up.

You'll go and check

the rooms.

I'll check the car.

We'll find something, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Pretty.

Hello?

Uh... is anyone here?

I'm a good person.

I, uh... I collect

action figures.

Stupid.

Bingo.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

What is it?

Are you hurt?

Inside. There's a room.

But, uh, it's, uh...

I think something

bad happened.

Uh... me too.

Is that money?

Where'd you find that?

Oh, f*ck! Oh!

I just heard a phone ringing,

so I came and I opened

the trunk and... and then

he was just there.

Was he there

the whole time?

Was I... was I driving around

with a dead guy?

You should ask him.

-We should, uh...

-Yeah.

We should do something.

Right.

What, what...

what are you doing?

What are you doing?

What did you say?

We should do something.

Yeah, I meant, like... we say

a prayer or something.

Not put your bare hands

on a m*rder weapon.

Fine.

-I'll put it back.

-What?

Put it back?

- Stop that! Oh!

Stop it! Just don't put...

-Stop! Stop doing things.

-There!

Oh! Oh, this is bad.

Oh, this is really,

really, really, really bad.

Wanna see something else?

-Who's this?

-sh*t.

You see?

You see this?

That man.

The clerk, Toby.

I don't think

that was Toby.

I think he k*lled Toby.

That's Toby.

Well, where is...

where is that guy now?

Maybe he left, huh?

Yeah.

Gary?

What do we do?

We need to get outta here.

-Come on. Come on!

-You're kidding.

-Let's go!

-Are you kidding?

We need to get out of here.

What are you doing?

You have to stop.

We have to go back.

No! Okay, we can't go back.

We can never, ever,

ever go back.

Well, we're victims too.

Just call the cops and

tell them what happened.

Call the cops?

Are you paying

attention, okay?

Look, we told the guy

at the gas station

that Toby let us

borrow his car,

and he has us on

freaking video

saying that we were

speaking to the victim.

So, if we call the cops, guess

who their first suspects are?

Us. They're gonna

think we k*lled him.

But we didn't.

Yeah, but I was

in the room.

I touched his blood.

His blood is on my hand.

And your fingerprints

are on the knife.

And we were in the lobby,

and we have a bag of cash,

and we took the guy's car.

What about the other guy?

What other guy?

We saw him. Do you know

anything about him?

Do you know his name?

We just know his

name isn't Toby.

Does he even exist?

Nobody else saw him.

Where is he?

Well, we can explain

everything, and...

eventually they're gonna

figure it out.

And while they

figure it out, what,

we just wait in jail?

And we wait for this other guy

to come and m*rder us.

Which he definitely will do,

because we are the only two

people in the whole world who

can pick him out of a lineup.

What are you watching, like,

100 cop shows or something?

Yes. I'm 40 years old. Okay?

-God.

-I watch cop shows.

And I listen to podcasts,

and I go to Costco.

I have a job and

a retirement plan,

and I am gonna lose everything

the second that my face

pops up in the newspaper

next to a dead body.

Newspaper?

Who's even reading

the f*cking newspaper anymore?

My wife is.

My wife reads

the newspaper.

What? Stop the car!

Stop the f*cking car!

Stop the car!

Ell, wait!

Would you slow down?

Go f*ck yourself, Gary.

I never said

I wasn't married.

Is that supposed to

make me feel better?

You... you never said?

Like, what, are you trying

to cover your a*s

so she doesn't find out?

Hey, can we talk

about this later?

Why?

We are in serious

trouble right now.

We didn't do anything.

Do you know how many guys

like me who never did anything

end up in prison?

Okay, the truth

does not matter.

Well, then, let's

take him back.

Pretend that it

never happened.

-Walk away.

-But we were there.

Eventually they're gonna

find that gas station.

They're gonna find

that video,

and then they're gonna

come looking for us.

The way I see it,

we have two options.

Option one,

we go to the police.

Maybe I get shot and we

definitely get arrested.

And we spend weeks in jail

trying to prove we're innocent

while the real k*ller walks

around or comes to k*ll us.

No, no, I'm not

going to jail.

I cannot go to jail.

I can't.

Great. Same page.

So, option two.

We get rid of the body.

We get rid of the body

and we bury it somewhere

that no one will look,

and then we just...

we cross our fingers

and we just wait, okay?

No body, no crime.

No crime, no reason

to look for us.

And he'll just be some guy who

took off and never came back.

Okay. If we, if we, if we do

what you say we should do...

then we can just go home?

-Hmm?

-I don't know.

I mean, no promises,

but I feel like

it's not gonna get

worse than this.

And the money, hmm?

It's yours.

Take it, I don't care.

Give it to charity.

Do whatever you want with it.

How much...

you think is in...

in the bag?

Hmm?

I don't know,

probably 40K.

We'll need some tools.

Yes.

Are you texting right now?

No. I'm searching how to

get rid of a dead body.

I don't think

that's a good idea.

Why not?

Because there's, like,

records of that.

So, what's she like?

Who?

Who?

Your wife, as*h*le.

The woman you're

trying to cheat on.

Can we focus on

staying out of jail?

Come on.

What's her name?

What does she look like?

Does she know you're

a lying piece of sh*t?

Her name is Alice.

And no, she doesn't know.

See, now we're

getting somewhere.

You're probably one of those

dicks who start off sweet

and then... bam!

The moment she

turns her back,

you're banging

her best friend.

Okay, well, it is

the first time,

and I don't wanna

talk about it.

You don't wanna

talk about it?

-No.

-No?

Whatever you want, buddy.

Did you ever stop

to think that maybe

I didn't want to be

the other woman?

Huh? Maybe I don't like

the idea of helping someone

cheat on his wife.

Did that occur to you?

What is your problem?

I thought young people

don't even believe

in monogamy anymore.

It's all open marriages

and poly triads.

Well, at least I'm not

a f*cking narcissist

who tries to rationalize

banging someone else.

Well, you wanna...

you wanna talk about

my loving wife?

Fine. Okay.

Well, she's been

cheating on me.

She's been cheating on me with

some f*cking computer hacker

from work for the last

six months like clockwork.

And one day, I followed her

to his house, and I saw

pictures of my wife with

the IT guy's d*ck like this.

Okay, so... yeah.

I wanted to get even.

I just wanted to feel like

I was in control of something.

Okay?

But you don't

understand that.

You don't understand that

because you don't know

anything about what it's

like to love someone

and then lose that love.

You don't know what it's

like to be lost

and alone and feel helpless.

And I hate how f*cking

pathetic I sound

when I say that, but you don't

know anything about pain.

You don't know anything

because you're just

a f*cking baby,

and you think you know

everything about everyone

and you don't know sh*t.

I'll wait for you outside.

First date.

Can I get a receipt?

What's your problem?

Oh, I, uh...

I'm really sorry

to bother you.

Um, but my, uh...

uh, my car broke down.

I need a ride.

Dude, I can't help you.

Get off the road.

I'm asking nicely.

I don't give a sh*t.

Oh!

I'm telling you

for the last time,

get outta my face.

I don't wanna

f*cking hurt you, man.

Oh, sh*t.

A big guy.

Do you like the cold?

-The cold?

-Yeah.

The f*ck you talking about?

This. You like it?

I can't stand it.

I can't f*cking stand it.

Gets in my bones and just...

You know?

Okay, man. That's it.

f*cking psycho, man.

Come here.

sh*t.

Love goes

Only to those who believe

But where did our love go?

Close as a heartbeat

But you'll never know

Where did our love go?

Holding it closer

Then letting it go

Don't mention the dead body

in the trunk.

Oh, you think?

Everything okay here?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we're hanging out.

It's all good.

All good in the hood.

You've been drinking

tonight, sir?

No.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

But, um, not for...

not for a few hours,

so I'm...

I'm all good.

How, uh...

how are you doing?

How are you guys?

Got some ID on you?

Why do you need my ID?

You want us to

search the car?

We'll be here all night.

No, no. Um...

No, yeah, I mean...

who cares about

due process, right?

Hey.

Get it slowly.

Listen, he hasn't

done anything.

It's just...

it's a blind date.

You can't meet any

women your own age?

They don't like me.

Quite a mess you got

in that car.

Do you have a kid?

No.

Imagine dragging

a three year old...

around from, like, daycare

to her grandmother,

doing five loads

of laundry,

making meals for the week

so she has something

decent to eat while

you're doing two jobs.

And then having your

little girl being bullied

by a little b*tch

with a cell phone.

How often do you get

to clean your car?

Who the hell gives a three

year old a cell phone?

That was exactly

what I said.

Miss.

I'm gonna ask you

a question.

If there's anything

wrong here, you can signal.

-We're... we're fine.

-Sir... don't.

So, if you blink twice,

I'll know what to do.

Just like this.

I'm fine.

Thank you.

All right.

Well, we're gonna go get some

de-icer at the hardware.

We're gonna need

two units right now.

Over. Copy that.

Do you really have a kid?

Yeah, I do.

I didn't know.

I didn't know your

wife cheated on you.

So, I guess we're even.

Okay, let's... let's go.

Do you wanna talk about it?

I mean, your wife.

Do you--

Not really.

Are you sure?

Because that sh*t

would mess me up.

And here I am, dumping a body

in the middle of the woods.

Well...

You know, I was,

I was just thinking

that if we're gonna

bury a guy...

we should get to

know one another.

Fine.

How about this kid that

you failed to mention?

Let's talk about that.

What does she have

to do with anything?

You're a mom.

You have a three year

old daughter,

and you're out meeting

some guy for anonymous sex.

That doesn't raise

a few flags?

Don't shame me for

having a night out.

I was gonna be home by 9:30.

Where's her father?

It doesn't matter.

Why are you even

asking me sh*t?

I just wanted some fun.

And I'm not searching

for a new friend, Gary.

I... you know I don't

want anything.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You didn't want to know me,

and whatever we came here for,

I didn't wanna

know you either.

Okay, we are just

two people who never

wanna see each other again.

Do you still love your wife?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that's probably

the worst thing about me.

That's deep enough.

He doesn't really look...

Oh my God.

Oh sh*t!

What the f*ck, Gary?

-No no no!

-No!

No no no!

You said he was dead!

I thought he was.

Okay, why didn't you check

his pulse or something?

Because I'm not

a f*cking doctor!

No. No no no no.

That wasn't me.

That was not me.

Me neither.

Ahh... ahh!

Oh sh*t!

We need him back.

Why? What--

Toby!

Slow down!

Toby!

It wasn't us!

Wait wait wait wait.

We just wanna help you.

Wait!

We found you like that.

Toby!

Ooh!

Oh, no.

Is he dead again?

Hey, buddy.

Uh...

Toby.

It's us again.

Ahh!

Uh, hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Yeah.

Oh... oh no.

No no no no.

Run run run!

Ahh!

sh*t! sh*t! sh*t!

Drive!

Get us out of here, please.

So don't play your

girlfriend games with me

I think we lost him.

Stop phoning my house

every evening

Ain't gonna be sliced up

and served for tea

You ain't got me

Like you want me

You ain't got me

Stop the car!

You got ain't me

Did we k*ll him?

No.

I mean, I mean,

probably, but not...

not yet.

I just wanna say

we're so sorry.

We are so, so,

so, so sorry.

And... and that... that is not

an admission of guilt

by the way, you were,

like, pretty much dead,

uh... when we found you.

Uh, Ell actually

told me you were dead.

And, you know, I know

we didn't... we didn't help.

We didn't help things,

obviously, with the... and the..

you know... you know how, just,

like, when you freak out,

stuff kinda just happens,

you know what I mean?

You get it.

And, you know, I guess

not a great time,

Your friend from

the gas station said, um...

said he might stop by.

I don't, um, you know...

What's wrong with you?

You-you have my

condolences, but...

I think he's trying

to say something.

You have to do

something for me.

We promise.

Anything you want.

Well, no.

Let's... within reason.

Give this to Laura.

Tell Laura...

I still love her.

Hear him?

I think he's really

dead this time.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he's definitely dead.

Just, uh...

Yep.

Still dead.

Yeah.

Okay, just...

Would you f*cking stop that.

Okay. He has...

he has a habit.

Okay. Back to the hole.

Didn't you hear him?

Yeah, I heard him

gurgling, and I don't know.

Is that contagious?

I know that's not what

he died from, but...

We made a promise.

We have to find Laura

and give her this.

f*ck me.

Absolutely not.

I can't even believe

we're talking about it.

We have to.

We k*lled him.

Would you stop saying that?

If anything, we almost

saved his life,

except for the part

where he died.

You ran him over.

Look, someone k*lled him,

probably that as*h*le

at the motel,

and stuffed him

in the trunk.

And he would've

died in there

if you hadn't made us

take that car.

But he wasn't dead.

But it doesn't matter.

It's like Schrdinger's cat.

He was both alive and dead

until we came along

and opened the trunk.

You hit him with a car.

He had a knife!

Of course he had a knife!

Somebody stabbed him.

Somebody. That's my point.

Not me and not you.

Okay? So... it's not

our responsibility.

Why is Toby still out there

in the trunk, then?

Because you won't

let us bury him.

-Look.

-Okay.

I know you wanna

do the right thing.

I get it, but this is

not our problem, okay?

We're the victims here.

And... and him. He's...

he's also a victim here.

But... but we count more

'cause we're alive.

Wow.

Do you think this guy is

just gonna forget we exist?

Forget the bag of money

that we stole from him?

We borrowed it

without permission.

And you said you were

Harry Houdini, so...

he will never be

able to find us.

What's the big deal, huh?

The big deal is you wanna

chauffeur around a corpse

to find some girlfriend.

Tell Laura...

I still love her.

I mean, those were

his dying words.

It doesn't matter.

It mattered to me.

It would've mattered to me.

Your... your boyfriend?

My husband.

He was Canadian in Bulgaria,

working on pipelines.

We met, we fell in love.

We moved here.

The next thing I know,

I'm alone with a child

while he's always

traveling for work.

The last time he left, I...

I was angry and I told him

I didn't care if he came back.

He told me he

didn't care either.

And then he...

he didn't.

Come back.

So, we cannot leave Toby

in the f*cking woods.

We're gonna find Laura.

We're gonna tell

her the truth.

We're gonna tell her...

that he loved her.

And let her decide.

Okay.

How do we find Laura?

I mean, like, where do...

where do we even start?

Easy. We take Toby home.

This is a terrible idea.

We're breaking

the law right now.

We're doing a favor.

It's fine.

Just be cool.

Come.

What if Laura

isn't even real?

What if she's a cat

or a sex doll.

A sex doll?

She's not a sex doll.

She's a person

and Toby loved her.

Well, where did love get Toby?

Where does it get any of us?

I mean, you don't

have to be so bitter.

Maybe you and your wife

can work things out.

Not to be rude, but I don't

really want marriage advice

from the girl that

I tried to use for sex.

Wow. I mean, first

of all, I'm a woman.

And second, I was

using you for sex.

What was your plan here?

I don't know.

I mean, the plan was we...

sleep together, and then I...

feel weird, and she finds out,

and then she kicks me out,

and then I don't

have to confront her.

Sounds really mature.

It's not mature.

That's the point.

I'm... I'm done being mature.

If I talk to her

and she'll cry and...

we'll... we'll make up and we'l

fix things for a little bit,

and then eventually we'll

just be right back here.

I'm... too much of

a coward to just leave.

So, I want her

to push me out.

But on my terms.

Would you at least

listen to yourself?

I mean, you just said it.

You met up with

a girl for sex.

You stole a car.

You were going to

bury a dead body

then now look at us.

We're breaking into

someone's house.

Doesn't really sound

like a coward to me.

Crime is one thing.

Love is worse.

Okay.

Why don't you go upstairs?

Maybe you're gonna find

something about Laura

and I can...

I can still look around here.

Let's do that.

Gary!

I found a letter from Laura.

Dear Toby.

This is goodbye.

Oh, sh*t.

There is no easy way

to say this, so...

I'm just gonna say it.

I did something stupid in

the past and now that past has

caught up with me.

Last year, I got into

some money trouble.

This friend of my brother's

offered to help me out.

Only that friend

turned out to be a...

angry, drug dealing as*h*le.

And when I couldn't

pay him back,

he told me I had to

work it off.

So I ran, and I moved here,

hoping he'd forget.

And...

and then I met you

and it was perfect.

Until he found me.

And now he says I have to

pay double or I'm dead.

Well, you don't have $40,000.

So, I have to run again.

Toby, if there was

any other way,

if I had the money, if...

if I could stay

here with you.

I can't risk my life.

And...

I won't risk yours.

So, this is goodbye.

I can't tell you

where I'm going.

But wherever I am,

I love you.

Know that I will

always love you.

Toby, you son of a b*tch.

Oh, no.

sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t!

Ell. Quick.

Get up here now!

-What happened?

-The guy!

Whoa!

What is this place?

Quiet! Shh!

f*ck!

How did he find us?

Maybe we're not

who he's looking for.

f*ck this f*cking...

What?

Yeah, okay.

I'll head over there now.

sh*t, that was close.

Yeah.

Look at this baby owl.

It's so cute, huh?

What the f*ck?

-Run.

-What?

Run, Ell!

f*ck!

Oh, sh*t!

sh*t!

Stop running, you f*ck!

Wait wait wait wait

wait wait wait.

It's a nice trick, Houdini.

Wait. Okay.

Let's just talk

about this.

Nobody needs to get hurt.

Except the guy you k*lled.

Nobody... nobody else

needs to get hurt.

Shut the f*ck up.

I don't wanna talk.

No no no no no.

I know why you k*lled him.

I know why you k*lled him.

He... he put in spy cameras

and he's blackmailing you.

What? What the f*ck?

You put in what?

Uh...

-That's not... okay.

-No.

No, that was...

that was just an idea.

What f*cking spy camera?

What the f*ck do you know?

Nothing! I don't

know anything.

I'm just a guy, okay?

Standing in front of

another guy saying...

please.

Please don't k*ll me.

Those are your last words.

Wait!

Get in. Let's go.

f*ck!

Wild, wild is what I am

Catch me, catch me

That was insane.

He was gonna, like,

smash my brains in

and then all of a sudden,

you came up like, ohh...

Oh my God, ooh!

Ahh, my hip.

That was pretty

brave back there.

You didn't have to save me.

Yeah. You didn't

have to come back.

Round and round

and round we go

I'm hungry.

Are you hungry?

Starving.

Okay.

So, Laura owes all this

money to the drug dealer.

Yeah.

And then she has

to skip town.

-But, Toby...

-Toby loves her.

Toby just doesn't

wanna lose her.

He wants to save her.

So, he put spy cameras

in the motel

and then starts blackmailing

people for weird sh*t?

Which gives him a lot of money

with which he can actually

pay Laura's debt.

He schedules a meeting

with the drug dealer.

But obviously his

payoff goes wrong.

-Toby ends up dead...

-Exactly.

And now this other guy,

the drug dealer,

is out there looking

for Laura and the money.

And us.

And us.

Oh my God.

Okay, so what do we do?

Nothing's changed.

We still have to find Laura.

We have to hand over

the disk and...

tell her what Toby said.

Ell, come on,

we don't have anything.

You know, we don't

have an address.

We don't have an email.

We don't even have

a phone number.

I think we can just

admit we tried our best,

we looked everywhere we could,

and we just can't find Laura.

There is one place

we didn't look at,

and that's Toby's phone.

You're a genius.

That was not my idea.

I wanted to go home.

Hey, can I help you, man?

Yeah. I'm, uh, looking

for a couple people.

Came in probably

a few hours back.

Classic car.

Nice one, actually.

Beat to sh*t.

Yeah. Toby's car.

Yeah, they were nice people.

Right. Toby. Yeah.

They use a credit card?

Uh...

This thing.

I think so...

Yeah? Okay, well, then

I'm gonna need your receipts.

Okay? Also, I'm gonna

need your hard drives.

All of them.

Wait, no, no.

I-I can't do that.

Um... who are you?

Who am I?

Do you like the cold?

Do I like the...

The cold.

Do you like it?

Yeah, that's one of the things

I can't wrap my head around.

You know, everybody

in this country

f*cking hates the cold.

They hate it.

You know...

I hate it, too.

But I'm not...

I'm not from here.

Maybe you could tell.

And I don't want

to be here anymore.

So, it's super important

that you help me out.

Look, uh... I don't want

any trouble, man.

Well, nobody wants

trouble, Asam.

Just like nobody

wants the cold.

And yet, here we are.

Shivering.

What the f*ck, man?!

Ahh!

Gary Clark.

What a neat guy.

Okay, how do we unlock it?

Well, just point it

and then swipe.

It's easy.

Okay. It's not doing anything.

I mean, do it the right way.

-Turn it!

-Okay. Okay.

How old are you?

I use a passcode.

Look, it's not working.

Unless... does it only

work on living people?

Does the phone

know he's dead?

Well, then make him

look alive.

Make him smile or

something, I don't know.

You make him smile.

Fine.

Fine.

No, that's not a smile.

Okay. This

feels disrespectful.

Ugh! Forget it.

It's not gonna work.

You know, we have to

find a hacker, right?

Okay, we just find a hacker.

We go to a computer

technician at midnight.

Or do you know a hacker?

I don't, but your wife does.

-No.

-Yes.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely the way.

The only way.

No way.

I don't wanna do that.

You followed her to his house,

so you know where he lives.

No chance.

No way. Uh-uh.

Okay, so you maybe

have a better idea.

I'm listening.

I need you to let me

handle the talking,

because this is kind of

a weird situation

and I don't want

things to get tense.

I mean, isn't he, like,

banging your wife?

Don't you wanna

confront him?

Well, do you want him to

hack the phone or not?

Of course I do.

Okay, well, then we both

need to act like adults,

and I hope you can

handle that.

Don't worry about me

being an adult.

I'm not the one who

looks like a giant baby.

Fly forever

Last December

I remember

Hey, how's it going?

Uh, I'm... I'm sorry.

I don't think I know you.

I'm-I'm... I'm Chad.

Is he okay?

You okay, bud?

-You son of a b*tch!

-Whoa whoa whoa!

You home wrecking

piece of sh*t!

Chill, dude!

Who the f*ck

are you people?

I'm Ell, and this is Gary.

You're plowing his wife.

Okay, uh, we need you

to hack this phone.

Wait, wait.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Whose wife?

Oh...

Gary.

Alice said that it was

all over between you two.

She said you were

basically just roommates.

Yeah, well, I guess she

lied to both of us, then.

How'd you find out?

Pictures.

So, yeah, I've seen

your d*ck and it's weird.

My d*ck's not weird.

I know it's B, B-plus.

Can we please stay focused?

Where do you fit

into all this?

We met online for sex.

My husband died.

I was working through sh*t.

So... long story.

Mm-hmm. That's very

interesting, Gary.

You're having an affair too?

Yeah. Except mine is

for a good reason.

Revenge.

Okay. We just need you

to hack this phone.

Can you do that, please?

Look, I can try.

I mean, least I can do

after a home

invasion, right?

Um, this could take

a minute, so...

go enjoy the party.

Drinks on me.

Come on.

Enjoy the party.

What is this f*cking

guy talking about?

Here.

Looks like you need one.

Is that her?

I expected her to have

a d*ck in her mouth.

Like, in every

photo of her.

Is that wrong?

Yes.

She told him

we were roommates.

So?

So, she told me

the same thing too,

except I thought it

was a good thing.

You know, I thought

she meant, like...

we're so good together,

we're like roommates.

Stupid.

Come on, this is

not your fault.

You can't stop people

from doing shitty things.

Yeah, but shouldn't

I be enough?

I mean, like...

shouldn't...

Someone should wanna

love me, right?

Um... I'm gonna...

I'll be right back.

Hey, Gary. Wha--

Thank you.

Hey, um...

have you seen Gary?

Pfft.

I've been seeing

Gary's my whole life.

What?

You don't know him.

Yeah. Gary's never

felt worthy, you know?

So, there's no end

to the amount of sh*t

that he'll take to

convince himself

that he deserves

to be with her.

But this, you know, this only

brings out the worst in her.

Which in return gives him

even more sh*t to take

until he gets to

this place now.

Tonight, right?

Where any reasonable man

would walk away.

But he can't.

You know, he can't because

he's convinced himself

that if he walks away now,

all that sh*t that he took...

is for nothing.

He's a good man.

Oh, history's full of

good men doing dumb things

for the wrong reason.

Do you want any of

these edamames?

-Sure.

-Oh...

Whole bowl.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I, um...

I was looking for

the bathroom.

Howdy, strangers.

Got your phone working.

Don't have sex in my bed.

Okay, look, you gotta

keep it hooked up,

but it should work now.

You're welcome.

Anything?

Look!

There's Laura.

Shh.

Hello?

Hi. Hi.

Is this Laura?

Who is this?

How'd you get this phone?

My name's Ell and

I'm a friend of Toby's.

Toby never had friends.

We only met tonight, and...

I can tell you

about it in person.

Look, I know you're

in trouble, and I know

he wanted to help you.

He gave me a message

and some money.

So, err... can we...

can we meet, Laura?

There's a restaurant

off Highway 95.

It's called the Night's End.

It's closed for the season,

but go around back.

I'll leave the door

open for you.

Thank you.

I'll be right there.

Okay.

She's not a sex doll.

I told you.

Let's go.

Ell, you can't go.

What is

wrong with you?

I mean, she's literally

waiting for us. Okay?

No. This is...

this is done.

We need to stop this.

We made a promise.

We told Toby we're

gonna find Laura.

We're gonna

give her the disk.

We're gonna tell her

what happened.

She's in on it.

What?

Laura is in on it.

She's scamming him

for the money.

And maybe she

helped k*ll him,

I don't know,

but it's a con.

She said on the phone,

Toby never had friends.

Had. Past tense.

Okay. I mean, that

doesn't prove anything.

The name of the restaurant

she's at, what is it?

The Night's End.

The Knight's End.

Other kind of knight.

Look, this is

from the motel.

It belongs to

the other Toby.

I mean, we don't know

if you're right.

You think the m*rder*r just

happens to have a matchbook

from the same restaurant?

God, maybe he ate there.

She said it was closed

for the season.

Okay, maybe he followed her.

Or better, maybe Toby

left it in the motel.

He told us everything

at the motel.

The first thing he said

was they find these guys

on the internet, and they

make 'em fall in love,

and then the next thing

you know, she's gone

and so is the money.

Toby loved her.

Yeah, and he probably did,

but she was using him.

$40,000 and she's

the reason he got k*lled.

We made a promise.

To a dead man.

A dead man that you ran over.

He was Schrdinger's cat!

Oh my God, here comes

the cat again.

-Just... it doesn't matter.

-Okay.

It doesn't matter.

This is all a lie.

Everything is a lie.

They were cheating him

from the start.

You know what?

You really are

a f*cking coward.

You are a coward

and that's it.

Just go home!

You wanna go home

to your wife.

You wanna stay there.

You wanna let her treat you

like garbage, right?

Okay. Do it.

I'm not like that.

I'm not gonna let you go.

It's too dangerous.

Excuse me.

You won't let me go?

Who the f*ck are you?

Hello?

Take the money.

I don't need her money.

He loved her.

I have to tell her, I...

I have to tell her

how he felt.

She needs to know that he...

loved her.

She doesn't care.

Okay.

What do we do about this?

I'll deal with it tomorrow.

I'm too tired now.

Great.

I guess that's it.

You're wrong.

When you said...

that the worst thing about you

is loving your wife.

You're wrong.

It's not.

Even if she doesn't feel it,

it's the best part

of you, and...

You deserve to be happy.

I mean it.

See you around.

No. You won't.

Hey, buddy?

You wanna come back

up to my party?

It's my birthday.

Uh...

I think I'm just

gonna go home.

All right, that's cool.

You wanna hang out

some time?

No, Chad, I don't think so.

Okay. All right.

Take it easy, Gar.

Gar? Is that you?

I tried calling.

Is everything okay?

Uh...

Did I ever tell you

about Canada Bill?

From work? Or...

No. He's, um...

he's a card player

from the 1800's.

Is this another one of

your history things?

Yeah.

So... Canada Bill, he's...

he's in Louisiana,

and he's playing, and...

him and his... him and

his partner George

find a card game in

the back of a barber shop.

And...

you know, hand after hand,

no matter what,

Bill keeps losing.

And after a while

he's almost broke

and George pulls him aside

and he's like...

Hey, um...

Don't you know

they're cheating?

And Bill says, yeah,

I knew they were cheating

the second I sat down.

So, George asks him,

well, if you knew

they were cheating,

why did you stay?

And what did Bill say?

It's the only game in town.

-I'm having an affair.

-You're having an affair.

Jinx! You owe me a Coke.

-Hey.

-Hey.

Did you have fun?

Not exactly.

Sounds like somebody got laid.

Okay.

Go back to sleep.

Hey.

Why are you still awake?

It's time to go

to sleep now.

Mommy's going to

sleep as well.

Hi, Gary.

- Toby?

- Yeah.

I brought the money,

it's, uh... it's here.

Hope cash is okay.

Hey, you know what?

f*ck... f*ck you!

Hey! f*cking as*h*le!

Rise and shine.

Where am I?

Don't worry, Gary,

you're safe.

For now.

You just got caught up in

somebody else's bad day,

that's all.

Where's the girl?

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Why don't you cut

the sh*t, f*ck?

Where's the f*cking girl?

I'm so f*cking tired.

I'm so f*cking tired.

Gary. Be smart.

We just wanna talk to her and

make sure everything's cool.

We don't wanna hurt you.

I do.

Listen, you help us now,

you and her can go home,

forget tonight ever happened.

But if we have to

go look for her...

I can't promise

what's gonna happen.

Toby thought you were real.

I know. That was the point.

Oh my God.

These guys are like ghosts.

They float around and nobody

notices them except me.

I make them feel

like they matter.

I make them have

someone to care about.

I give them purpose.

And when it's over,

they give me money.

It's a fair trade.

Is that what Toby got,

a fair trade?

Toby...

was a mistake.

All right, either you

tell me where she is,

or I'm gonna throw

you in the trunk,

and I'm gonna go

find her with you.

Your choice.

What do you wanna do?

No.

No, what?

No, as in

f*ck you.

And f*ck you.

And... and f*ck me, I guess.

Because I'm not

telling you sh*t.

And... and... and frankly,

you are both horrible,

horrible people.

So, k*ll me or bash my head in

or whatever you're gonna do

because I am done.

I'm done being afraid!

sh*t.

Oh, God.

-Oh...

-sh*t.

What you doing there, bud?

You trying to break free?

I thought I could

just give it a...

And but... these are...

these are very, very strong.

Yeah.

-Okay.

-Yeah.

Time for the hard way.

Don't make a mess.

Laura.

Hello?

I'm looking for Laura.

We talked on the phone.

Ell, get outta here!

Shut the f*ck up.

Yeah, come in. We were

just talking about you.

I... I-I didn't know

you had company.

Oh, no, no. It's okay.

Come here.

Come here.

I have a message from Toby.

Toby's dead.

I know, and I know

how it happened.

I mean, did you ever wonder

how a guy like that

got 40 grand?

He put cameras in a motel.

Started recording people and

blackmailing them for cash.

Wow.

Couldn't tell my daughter

I was a good person

if I didn't come and

show you this.

-Here.

-Okay.

Hey.

-You Toby?

-Yeah.

Um... I brought the money.

It's, uh... it's here.

Hope cash is okay.

So, that's it, right?

Laura's free?

She can stop running and

we can stay together.

I gotta ask you

something, man.

Why are you doing this?

Because I love her.

You love her?

You don't know sh*t

about her, man.

Well, I know that

she loves me.

And if you've ever

been in love before,

you know what that means.

Hey, you wanna see

what you know?

Here, take a look at this.

Come here, let me show you

something interesting.

There's your girl.

That's her.

That's who you love.

That's your girl right there.

And you are a f*cking mark.

And the sooner you know that,

the better off you'll be.

Hey, you know what?

f*ck... f*ck you!

Hey! f*cking as*h*le!

f*ck me? f*ck you!

Oh no no.

No no no no no.

No no. One more thing.

One more thing before you go.

I have enough money to

get the f*ck outta here.

This frozen f*cking tundra.

But before that...

I'm gonna k*ll her, man.

f*ck.

God damn it.

Guess it's true

what they say.

No honor among thieves.

What are you doing here?

I told you to go home.

I did.

Ell.

-Ell!

-Hold still.

sh*t. Cut faster!

Ell, faster!

I'm trying!

No!

Who else has seen

that f*cking tape?

Everyone.

I posted it online and

I sent it to the police.

You're bluffing.

Okay, just please

let us go.

You have the money.

No one needs to get hurt.

No.

You f*cking guys.

You could've walked away.

You could've left me alone.

You could've lived happily

ever after for all I care.

But, no.

You had to go and steal

a f*cking dead body!

We didn't steal it, as*h*le.

We borrowed it

without permission.

Gary!

Ell, run!

Gary.

Ell.

Please.

I have a daughter, please.

Stop. Stop.

-I'm sorry.

-Stop.

I'm sorry. I'm...

so sorry.

Hey, let me ask

you a question.

Do you like the cold?

Hmm?

I'm sorry.

f*ck.

It's mine.

Okay, I think

I'm gonna go now.

Okay.

What was that message?

You said Toby had

a message for me.

What was the...

what was the message?

He said that he loved you.

He knew everything

at the end and...

He said that

he still loves you.

Mmm. That's nice.

Thanks.

Oh...

Oh.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It doesn't hurt so bad.

No.

Not so bad.

Here I am

At 6:00 in the morning

Still thinking about you

It's still hard

At 6:00 in the morning

To sleep without you

And I know that it might

Seem too late for love

All I know

I need you now

More than words can say

I need you now

I've gotta find a way

I need you now

I need you now

Here I am

I'm looking out my window

I'm dreaming about you

Can't let go

Is there a problem, Officer?

Ma'am, are you okay?

Oh, yeah.

Tired.

Uh... blink twice if

you're in any danger.

Oh, no. I'm good.

Seemed too late for love

Oh, jeez!

We got a dead body in here!

Hands on the wheel where

I can see them now.

-Don't move!

-Dispatch.

We're... we're on Highway 95.

That's Toby.

I need you now

More than words can say

I need you now

I've gotta find a way

I need you now

Before I lose my mind

I need you now

More than words can say

I need you now

I gotta hear you say

I need you now

Before I lose my mind

I need you now

I need you now