02x11 - Let's Go to an Uninhabited Island!

[bunniefuu]

What's got you down, Azusa-san?

You first, Iori.

I was just thinking I want to have
some peak summer fun.

I hear ya. I'm basically in the same boat.

Really?

Yep. I'm really craving...

the sight of Nanaka's a*s.

I wouldn't call that
the same boat as me at all.

You mean you don't wanna check it out?

Don't go putting words in my mouth now.

Don't you see her in her swimsuit all the time?

She slips on her wetsuit immediately.

You'll need a beach day, then.

Too many people. Can't be bothered.

Tomorrow?

I don't know if we can gather eight
or more people on such short notice.

Eight or more people tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah... Oh, no. Okay.

Wonder what this is about.

It's too bad you had to cancel.

Tomorrow, huh?

Yeah... No.

Eight or more's a tough ask.

But I'd like to go, since it's
not every day you get the chance...

to go camping on an uninhabited island.

I'll try asking around.

Say...

We'll figure something out!

Yeah!

Kitahara-san!

Thanks for inviting me today!

And thank you for coming along!

That leaves Azusa-san's guest...

Sorry! Did I keep you waiting?

Ack...

I'm the last to arrive?

Wait, did you really...

She happened to be on summer break.

You have my unwavering fealty for life!

You really blow things out of proportion.

Huh? A wetsuit?

I'm pretty sure diving isn't in the plans.

Huh?

rumble rumble

Huh...

I haven't had a beach day in so long!

Good thing it's a deserted island, huh?

Would've been even better
if we had it all to ourselves.

I'm happy enough with it
having a cap on visitors.

Isn't that Kaya Mizuki?

You know her too?

She was on the cover
of a diving magazine recently.

By the way, Kitahara-san.

Hm?

Isn't that painful?

All good. I'm used to it.

It'd be dangerous when the ship sways, though.

R-Right.

Continue that after we land.

Got it.

Sorry for tricking you, Chisa.

You can apologize with a number of fractures.

Your idea of apologies is freaky!

Those two are so close.

Well, yeah. They're technically
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Huh?!

Uh... let's not go there.

What, was that supposed to be a secret?

Not really, no.

Uh, listen, Otoya-kun.

Is that so?

That's great to hear!

Is it, though?

Don't ask me.

What do you like about Kitahara-san?

Huh? Oh, uh...

Like, you lighten up when you're with him?
Or you like how accepting he is?

Y-Yeah, something like that.

What else?!







H...

H?

How he eats a lot.

I see! What else?

Y-You want more?!


Minutes Later

How he chews properly...

I get that!

Oh, honey!

You have my permission
to mention stuff other than food.

Uh... How he can do addition.

Hey, I can handle subtraction too!

You seem chuffed.

Of course I am!

Because I love Kitahara-san too!

Ah, the joy of discussing
something you both love.

What's wrong, Chisa?

Where's Kohei, by the way?

Yeah, where?

Oh...

He's on death's door
due to hyperventilating from joy.

Deserted island ahoy...

This is exciting!

Sure is.

Love this location!

Let's start a fire and barbecue some meat!

Sorry, sir, we ask that you
set up your tents first.

You heard the man.

Oh, right.

We need to carry our stuff off the boat, too.

Think I can pump him back up to life?

Settled down yet?

I'm breathing normally, at least.

Then let's go say hello already.

Wha?

Hmph. Don't be stupid.

You're the stupid one here!

Doesn't take a genius to know that my mind'll
explode if I hear her voice in person.

Is she some kind of god to you?

How could I ever go talk to her?

fidget
fidget

Yeah? Then I'll go by myself.

dawdle
dawdle

Cut in line and you're dead.

Dude, you're a pain in the a*s.

Come with me, then.

I'm not emotionally ready yet!

Huh? Where are Maya-san and the others?

Oh, the ladies?

They're changing in the tent.

In there, Kaya-sama is... nak...

Stop! Don't picture it, Kohei!

Calm down. Take a deep breath.

Y-Yeah...

Inhale.

Exhale.

Inhale again.

Eek! Stop that, Azusa.

Long time no see, Maya tiddies.

Big trouble! Kohei's ascending!

How is he blue?!

Does he have a pulse?!

Kohei!

Sheesh, way to waste all that time.

Any hot-blooded creature
would've ended up the same.

That's a very manly way to change,
but could you close your tent?

We're here.

You're actually wearing swimsuits.

To start off, at least.

Huh?

What a view, huh? Haven't feasted
our eyes on this since Okinawa.

Azusa-san, where is Kaya-sama?

Yeah, I don't see her.

Is she in danger?!

Maya said she was talking a stroll
down the beach.

Somebody's talking to her.

Someone from another group?

I hope he's not trying to pick her up.

Pick her up?!

Settle down, you dumbass.

It'll be fine.

Maya can get rid of him her...

self?

Never expected to run into someone
who's performed on Kouhaku. I'm so lucky.

Judgment passed.

What the hell are you doing?!

Yo, that frickin' hurt!

We're so sorry!

Wha? You think sorry's gonna cut it?!

You!

What's Tinkerbell's prez doing here?!

And what are you doing here?!

Okay, we'll stay away from you guys!

You go have fun with whatever
randos you're here with...

Huh...

I know this rando!

So?

What are you guys doing here?

Right back at ya.

You even have Naomi-kun with you.

You have my sympathies there.

So hear me out.

What say we go our separate ways here?
It's for our own good.

Separate ways, eh?

Is there a problem?

You think my friends will okay it
when they're acting like that?

Hmm?

How about we go chill
behind those rocks over there?

Uh, I...

Stop right there!

Quit making moves on Otoya-kun!

Kitahara-san!

It's not just Natsumi. Look at Yuki.

Love those bods!

Just how aggressive are your friends?!

Those two will want us
to hang out together, at least.

But your target's one of them, right?

Duh. Just look at his face.

He'd make a fine third backup.

That's a horrible rating.

You guys are fine peacing out, right?

Huh?

You can have fun with your people.

Tch. Listen to yourself.

How are we supposed to have fun with that?

Fair.

Thankfully, your group's not too bad.

Let's get together and chill.

Not on your life.

What the hell are you talking about?

They wanna hang out with us.

Not you guys. The girls you have with you.

Oho?

I don't see the problem.

You sure, Kohei? Maya-san's right there!

No problem. It's just what we need.

I've been looking for
a watermelon to split open.

Oh, that's perfect, then.

Perfect, my a*s!

Damn it! Let go of me!

Resign yourself to your fate, watermelon.

Watermelon-kun

Stop trying to play split
the watermelon with a guy's head!

Watermelon-kun

Listen...

Don't you think this is a waste of time?

True.

So let's decide if we hang together or not...

with a game, fair and square!

Round 1: Capture the Flag

Round 2: Sand Jenga

Round 3: Beach Volleyball

Stwiker!

Round 4: Bat Spin Race

Wait...

We're basically hanging together!

Hurry up and piss off already!

You know...

Why're you so desperate to see us gone?

Who in their right mind would accept this?

Relax. We won't make
any moves on your girlfriend.

Wha?

Wait, girlfriend?

Girlfriend.

This moron has one?

That moron has one.

Wait, my brain can't process this.

You're a girl?!

Where did that come from?!

Then is it one of those seniors?

Get away from that train of thought!

It's that Chisa girl.

Chisa?

The flattest girl here today?

In that group, yeah, I guess.

She has other features, you know.

Anyway, I wanna enjoy this
deserted island to the fullest.

Okay, okay, I get it.

You're sulking because of
the lack of booze, right?

Were you listening to a word I just said?

Let's play Russian Mary Roulette, then.

The heck is that?

We'll hide a super-spicy Blood Mary
among a bunch of tomato juice glasses.

Russian Mary Roulette

Tabasco

Tomato

Then we guess who ended up drinking it.

Dares



If you lose, you gotta do a dare.

Our club plays it often.

Hey, that sounds fun.

That'll liven the party up.

Let's play!

Hey, that's the spirit.

You guys enjoy this stuff, don't ya?

What the hell, man?

That's so stupid.

No Booze!!! - No Life!!

It's obviously gotta be water and vodka.

Just how booze-addled are your brains?!

Say what?!

Some girls can't handle that stuff!

Just the guys can play, then!

You there.

You'd prefer a lighter drink, right?

Not really.

I'm not interested in
these games to begin with.

Come on, we gotta vibe with the group.

Feel free to do that
if you want, but I'll pass.

Don't you see the issue with that?

What do you mean?

You work at the dive shop, don't you?

Yeah, why?

What, really?

She's in customer service?

Can't go acting like that, then.

Way to k*ll the mood.

Right?

If you can't get onboard with these things,

you're not fit to be shop staff.

Fine.

If you wanna provoke me,

I'll let you provoke me.

You don't say.

We got her okay!

That's more like it!

Let's go grab the drinks and Tabasco.

Anything else we need?

Spirytus!

We didn't bring that crap!

Kudo.

Heya, Tokita. You're in too, right?

It is the kind of game I enjoy, but...

Sorry, not this time.
You should really get going now.

Huh?

I wasn't expecting that.

What do you mean?

What Tokita-senpai did.

He did the right thing.
Kaya-sama's with us.

Yeah, I get that...

What's this about me?

Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka...

Wow, that's funny.

Take this chance and talk to her normally.

I wish I could!

But what if I somehow get on her bad side?

I see. Okay, I got you.

Kitahara?

I'll figure something out.

Kitahara... thank you.

You'll owe me for this.

I'll repay you if it kills me.

Maya-san.

What's up?

So, this one time, Kohei here...

tried to take your sister home with him.

Huh?

Any last words?

Figured you could get on her
bad side and get it over with...

Wow, that's a lot of fish.

You caught all this?

Nah, the seniors grabbed
most of 'em while free-diving.

I wish I could've tried.

Wanna go with me tomorrow?

Don't you have a fear of the water, though?

It's gotten better lately.

Really?

I've learned that you gotta fight
your fears and give it a shot.

Yeah, otherwise you'll never overcome them.

"Give it a shot," huh?

Taste test.

Yum!

That good?

You try it too!

Yeah, this is really good.

I know, right?!

You try it too, Otoya-kun.

Here. Say "aah."

Huh?!

U-Uh... I... u-uh...

It's too embarrassing to have you feed me.

Whoops, sorry about that.

The meat's ready!

Yeah!

Cheers!

Okay, the party's gotten warmed up.

Time for a game, don't you think?!

Yeah!

How about the thing the Tinkerbell
guys were talking about?

The Russian Mary Roulette.

Sounds good to me.

Otoya-kun can emcee with me, then.

Sure.

Write a dare on a piece of paper
and put it in this box.

Okay.

What should I write?

I have a question.

What is it?

How lewd are we allowed to make it?

Huh?

Probably not at all, I think.

It's usually the guys asking that question.

What?

How about just a little?!

Like, under five seconds.

If we get unlucky, Imamura-san might die.

What did you write, Kohei-kun?

He might die, huh?

Stripping doesn't count as lewd, right?

I can't believe it.

Believe what?

I didn't expect Nanaka-san
to be so gung-h* about this.

Well, you know what she does for work.
She has to be willing to entertain.

Yeah, a lot of instructors
are easygoing like that.

So Nanaka-san has
the perfect personality for it.

She sure does.

Okay, everyone, grab your glasses!

Yeah!

Chisa?

I'm playing too.

I'm pretty good at this stuff too, you know.

Here we go with round one.

Yeah!

The first punishment is...

Profess your love to the person on your right!
Note: Put your heart into it

Profess your love to the person on your right!

The person on my right?

Eh, I could handle that.

And who'd be professing their love to me?

rumble rumble

Russian Mary Roulette!

Yay!

Nay!

One, two...

Who hit the jackpot?!

Thank you, God! Thank you so much!

Time for your dare.

Profess your love to the person on your right.

Fine.

Sure you can handle this?

Don't mock me. This is a piece of cake.

Listen... You've always been,
and you always will be...

The person I love the most!

Whoa!

She really put her heart into it.

That was touching!

I... I can't...

There, there.

It was obvious you got the Bloody Mary.

Hmph.

I took that loss on the chin
to liven up the party.

Oho? You're saying you wouldn't lose
if you got serious?

My poker face is perfect.

You don't say.

Here we go with round two.

Who hit the jackpot?!

Dissolve the balance!

Evaporate the surface!

One wave of my magic wand...

and I become Magic Girl Lalako!

So cute!

One more time! One more time!

Never again!

That was you, wasn't it?

I so badly wanted to see Kaya-sama do it!

Caked

I'll search for tomorrow!

Stop that, Chisa!

See? I can hold my own in these situations too.

Yeah, I get that I can be
a little aloof at times,

but if I made this my job,
I'd handle it just as well as Onee-chan...

She's totally wasted.

Guess the game's over.

Something happen, Chi-chan?

Nothing at all!

If anything, I am drunk
on my love for the ocean!

Hey, that's not safe!

Oh dear.

I warned you.

I'll go change.

You do that.

Will you be okay by yourself?

I'm fine. That splash sobered me up.

I drank too much...

...you're not fit to be shop staff.

That's not true!

Okay, where's that Spirytus?

Uh...

Thanks for the treat.

Calm down, Chisa! That was an accident!

Give me your memories and your life!

Why take my life after taking my memories?!

Huh?

You've gotta be kidding me.

Chisa!

Oww...

You okay, Chisa?!

Not your sorry a*s again!

Ugh, I'm so sick...