01x13 - The Land of the Lost Pyramid

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where's the wallet

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always

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foreign

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ERS as you watch this overly exciting Adventure keep your peepers poised for a

bully cow a frog and a pogo stick and a monkey wearing polka dot pajamas

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knock knock who's there handsome handsome who handsome candy through the door and I'll

tell you more oh you're okay ah wizard Whitebeard that's funny uh you

ain't heard nothing yet you know I've got a million of them right here in this ancient riddle book hey why did the chicken cross the road why do firemen

wear red suspenders who and what would happen if everyone in the country bought a pink car good white beard those are

the oldest riddles in the world true true and they'll all help you on your adventure great where are we going this

time well I tell you they're having trouble in Aztec land you know I want you to go there and lend them a hand

great it's a long life beard come on Wolf let's get going

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hey look what a bunch of doomed villagers stand back or you'll be blown away

great in less than a minute an already there's chaos

ever since the evil bad guy iguana Mark stole our life-giving Stone calendar we've had disaster after disaster that's

terrible I wonder what we can do to help him woof and we just got word of Thai food let's

headed our way he said typhoon not Tycoon buddy

too bad but at least your cow still looks healthy depends on how you look at it sunny

all this because this Guatemala guy stole your calendar yes but our luck will change as soon as our courageous

hero arrives worry no more luckless peasantry for I

I thought Phantom Avengers will avenge your Phantoms yes my little friend

oh I will track down the treacherous guanamak and return your precious

calendar glad to meet you Mr Avenger can my dog wolf and I come along certainly I could

use a sidekick goodbye I'll bring back your

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be Avenged

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I'm to meet guanamak the most rotten cruel and often naughty villain listed in who's who of Aztec bad guys

however in his defense I will say he's a swell dancer

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Empire is mine if only I can decipher the meaning of this challenge

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you're such a genuine genius that genius doesn't do guanamuk justice he is a true

smart guy bite down with all your bickering will never reach the Lost

pyramids now listen the pyramid was lost for countless ages but I discovered it

last Tuesday the calendar holds the key to the secret entrance oh tell me again

what's inside I forgot you give me a break inside is power beyond belief

listen what are they saying you a little they're saying that

the invisible Phantom of Adventure has vowed to recover the calendar I'm not

afraid of that nitwit nothing can stop me paddle faster

a short time later Our Heroes found themselves close enough to guatemach to know he'd eaten garlic burritos the

night before yuck calendar just waiting for a dashing recovery by

the Phantom Avenger this is putting me on the edge of my seat it looks like he's going to sneak up and

the Avenger never sneaks the Brave and Bold attack is the only way

oh yeah come on Wolf let's see if we can settle things peacefully

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and since you explained everything with such compassion Senor Wally if what else

can I say but the tough cookies well I'm up there too bad you can't join me but

it appears that you're all tied up hahaha

I hereby reclaim what rightfully belongs to my people

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get going you fools what you know what to do

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good boy my slippers and newspaper now I better see what I can do about getting free come on Wolf we gotta find Mr

Avenger fasting we can't let him get away

I have triumphs again oops

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hey great idea now it's light enough so we can each carry half back to the Village

oh yes that's the beauty of my brilliant plan foreign

looks like they're stuck with nowhere to go why is that strange looking chicken

crossing the road whitebeard's riddle woof why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side that bridge is

a shortcut to the other side please spare us the chicken jokes looks like it

could collapse any minute exciting hoe while lead the way

wow

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a terrific View great chance to build up in perilous predicament we

will to the other side like the chicken or will he go splat thank you

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in case you don't realize it this is exciting this is exciting these ancient markings on the calendar say there's a

powerful secret hidden in a pyramid at the far end of the valley of doom doom isn't that fascinating wolf

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hey if that bridge collapses the calendar will break into a jillion pieces oh but you can paste it back

together you can do anything hey look who's worming his way into the scene quiet

you're breaking my concentration this looks like bad news for Wally if we

lighten the load chances are we won't plunge to the bottom and be dashed against the Rocks uh leave it to PA I'm

not short for a phantom Avenger

well after calendars better than none it'll still be useful when we reach the pyramid

time out substituting for laggy number two is racking number three

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I'm the substitute Lackey I think you're incredible and fabulous ah not me I'm a

wacky like you you're supposed to worship you wake up work to do

fireman

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why do firemen wear red suspenders oh I know I know to keep their pants from falling down no I mean yes I mean

uspenders will stop us from falling down but what are they going to do with suspenders oh the suspense is k*lling me

and they're almost the right length ah

I can't better look I'm going to the little narrator's room Ready Set

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hurry my underlings to secure the other half of the calendar we will pursue guanamok to the end of the world huh

foreign

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hello there my what a handsome leader what a profile ever thought of getting into the motion pictures oh uh please

you'll think he'd fall for that he's no fool welcome my son come join my little bad

I set my little band like they say two fools are dumber than one

the way I see nice total disregard for decency we can stick it to the Phantom Avenger I'm not

worried about him but his new sidekick knows how to translate their calendar hmm

did we must find a way to trap them leave it to me are you sure you don't want me to help

you carry that not necessary for I am blessed with the strength of goats three sheep and a chicken zones I have

discovered the path to the Lost Pyramid Lost Pyramid this way

I am great I found it what something's fishy about that sign

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this is such a splendid idea yeah you're truly a creative Wonder now just keep putting those signs up and shut your

blooming cake house he's masterful too

this way well well

what is this quicksand it can't stop the Avenger and I will merely leap out of it

hustle of Easter quick sir

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wipes are some a camper for the night I'd say the Phantom Avengers hopes are sinking fast

he needs the help of a Wandering rally where is Raleigh

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where's Wally find him if you can Wally watches

did you find Wally

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what's that Wolf The Avengers stuck in quicksand ah no need to panic woof here comes a

strong but extremely gullible Central American goofy bird fortunately its favorite food is the rare juicy baloney

word

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you're a minor setback for the Phantom Avenger

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beds how nice but in the middle of the valley of doom doom who put them here

just looking out for my welfare my unfailing intuition tells me we're near the Lost Pyramid

ah next right Lost Pyramid what a mess looks like a real

Fixer-Upper a real Aztec pyramid you know woof some of them are supposed to be cursed

well cursor no curse the Phantom Avenger will not stop until he has both halves of the calendar

take it with my compliments oh so you surrender obviously realizing you are no match you

alone seen your wife can decipher this writing on the calendar and unshield the pyramid but I think we should just get

the calendar back to the Village I had a feeling that would be your response therefore I had prepared a little

t*rture Falls

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scraped the Blackboard with your fingernails top standard do what he wants please

well since you put it that way I'll take a quick look

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foreign all those carnations hey whitebeard's riddle what would

happen if everyone in the country bought a pink car oh I get it we would have a pink carnation

precisely that's where the calendar fits hmm what do these numbers mean

hey the calendar is like a combination lock seven to the left nine to the right

swing your partners through the night get out of sight

yeah get The Talented we may need it hey now it's your excuses

where do those cowards go aha this must open a secret door

Beware of the Funicello curse Funicello what's a Funicello

for Annette Annette you know what and he can't be

fine I have no fear Mr narrator for I will have a brilliant idea any moment now

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torturous cartoon jungles I finally realized my goal it's the legendary golden headdress

there's an inscription now that it says one size fits all only he who is stood

upon a part May wear the golden headdress

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and all power is mine

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let's go

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but all we need is a little more weight

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that is seek voice I will be a laughing stock

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looks like a silly goose oh forget it stay away from me

hey how about that there's the calendar

January through December the Phantom Avenger with all his mighty strength shall carry the calendar back to the

Village foreign

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ER for now our village is back as it was a dump but our dump oh woof Isn't it

nice to have a happy ending learned once again I have saved the day

for I am Avenger oh

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no there's one thing about that family in here at least we always know when he's around senior Wally

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there's Molly oh and by the way let me tell you a riddle what's green and goes

click click click a ballpoint pickle if I figure see you next time wonderful Wally

watches

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hit it

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