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01x04 - The Great Ball Game

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wally?". Aired: September 14 – December 14, 1991.*
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Show follows the adventures of Wally/Waldo and his dog Woof, who were already established stars of the Where's Wally? picture book series.

01x04 - The Great Ball Game

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hit it oh where's Wally where's Wales

did you sound where's the wallet

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always

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oh where's Wale

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thank you greetings sport fans and Wally Watchers

today excuse me outlaw but get out of the way would you nobody told me you were filming today

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actually woof mechanized closed cleaning has been prevalent since the early th century

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I found this machine in the land of the washing Workman

it also comes in handy for washing my dishes great job on the neighbor's cars hmm how

long has it been since I washed you woof who's the surprise visitor sliding down

the chimney it's not Christmas it will be for me if I can get my mints on that walking stick

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and my glove on Wally Wally I didn't expect to run into you at

the cleaners

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hey I'll tell you would you have these robes washed well Whitebeard I

hey did I tell you that I was notified by a king in distress and it involves an

exciting competition sounds exciting doesn't it woof

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and uh you may want to use the clues in the great ball game rule book

rule number one start going up the other way rule number two a stolen base will save the day rule number three rise to

fulfill your role in rule number four to win and towards your final goal woof

loves ball games oh right how depressing well this certainly puts

a new Wrinkle in this story get it Rico I love it I can't much

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well time's wasting let's go wolf

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good luck Wally oh that's my cue the portal

hey good luck Wally and I'll be over tomorrow to pick up my laundry huh easy on the starch all right

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and as usual the other adventurous Wally's in the middle of the action talk about good seats

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that this game has four teams that play two games at the same time and that's not all whoop listen to this

you can throw your opponent's ball into a pit to keep him from scoring come on Wolf let's take a look around

look what this must be the pit I read about

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let's see if we can play wolf oh I don't believe these people are fighting over a stupid phone

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can I play I'm sure they won't mind if I give this game a try

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go you that nice shot I'm King facifos and this is the Royal translator hmm

fussy fuss isn't that stuffy stuff spelled backwards well I guess so thanks for winning the

game you tied the series so now we can compete in the Royal tiebreaker I'm Wally and this is my dog woof

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Wally I really need your help I read my the Crown Trophy is missing yeah and if

I don't win the Royal tiebreaker and get the trophy back my subjects will turn against me and my kingdom will be

it lost it has to be my evil stepbrother Bliss what did he say he said

yeah and he's next in line for the throne evil step brother not that I know the

bloke mind you but I already like him maybe this rule book will help us find

your trophy I you my the king's glad to hear it you're finished fascyphus just

one more game and your kingdom is mine

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what have you done with the Crown Trophy

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you think I stole the Crown Trophy I'm crushed why do you think he did it

because he also stole the Royal scepter the Royal shoehorn and the Royal cow

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oh what's he saying you don't want to know sir well it doesn't matter because tomorrow

after winning the game black rules the kingdom hahaha

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nice laugh oh Prince black I'd like to help you

stop Wally from finding the Crown Trophy who are you I'm the cat who teams up with scars like you every week while I

follow Wally around and try to steal his stick put it there

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close enough partner first rule is start game up the other way

that's it whoop that's the clue huh

the other way from up is down down the hole let's go

well yes I mean oh yes bro where's that wandering wallet going wipe down of

course will this be the end of worry will I be looking for another job stay tuned

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foreign

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apparently I didn't bring my parachute

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but I did bring my walking stick sure right friends

little does Wally know he's standing at the entrance of the maze of no return

ideas sounds fascinating let's have a look woof

oh Wally Watchers guess which nauseating nasty shown up to stop our hero and take

his working stick he's held your paws all right troops get in there get Wally

and get me that stick

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hello evil Sidekicks Union I've got a complaint foreign

topiary of this kind is usually found only in the grandest of gardens

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notice the left trimmed young blooms and the Deep green color I don't give the trap a trim of his own

what's this it looks like Wally's clever Canine Companion has a little something up his furry sleeve

amazing I've never seen anyone get a cab this quickly in New York and the fresh smell indicates that they'll be

blossomed soon

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did you say something wolf God thank goodness I found you I've been stuck here in this maze for

years I've been by myself all alone don't worry I'll be happy to help you

find your way out are you kidding I like it here yes I can understand that would

you like to hear how foliage was first used for mazes such as this

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not the origin of these mazes transpired in the late th century when

out of here oh that's what odla gets for being a lousy Tipper Now adla's setting up traps that

will never work Wally Watchers of course they will watch

pardon me but I believe I have a chiropractic emergency

and then Circa a variety of Kingdoms were

why I don't believe it a hedge monster why look a visitor from the land of the

shrinking shrubs

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come on

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oh is there anything in life more touching than young Shrubbery in love hmm

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look woof this must be the base for the Crown Trophy and Rule Number Two said that a stolen base will save the day

good work woof it appears you found the Royal inflator

but how do you know it's the Royal inflator easy it's wearing a crown oh

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there he is kids don't you just love them

rule number three says rise above our opponent and fulfill our role

foreign

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where are you going afternoon doggy had to take a chance and win a tasty little bone oh perfect

glad to hear it now watch the bone keep your eyes on the bone and you'll know exactly where it is there you go friend

tell me where the bone is and it's yellow ah too bad friends

you'll lose pardon me but have you seen a dog wearing a stylish red shirt

congratulations friend it's your lucky day you'll find your friend under one of these shelves

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watch the show keep your eyes on the shell and you'll know exactly where your friend is there you go friend tell me

where the pooch is and he's all yours hmm let's see I pick that one

hey how'd you know that all it took was a few calculations taking into consideration the laws of probability

and chance and the fact that I smelled Wolf's cologne coming from under your hat that's right

bye thanks for the fun wait a second I know how to rise and

fulfill our role watch woof a simple balloon and with the help of the royal inflator

and the recent occurrence of prevailing Westerly winds we should be back in time for the royal

tie-breaking game amazing Wally watches how does he do it first he's down there

then he's going up here then he's gone where's Wally

where's Wally where's wolf

why am I wasting time talking when I could be looking for them

have you found our hero yet Wally watches I hope so because he owes me five

dollars

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foreign

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you said it woof let's go you found the trophy base King fussy

fuss and if we play by the rules we'll find the trophy too and by the way could he borrow five dollars to pay me back

good work Wally but unless fussy fuss wins the tiebreaker and finds the Crown Trophy

the throne is mine

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what did he say I thought so

okay it's time to pick our champions for the tie-breaking match

I chose gundra

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seems like a nice enough fellow doesn't he

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great there's your Champion play ball but while he can't play he

needs to find the Crown Trophy don't worry King fussy fuss I'm sure gundra will be willing to postpone the

match right wolf

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nice ball notice the intricate scenes and the

durable cover oh foreign

it's just a little Thunder whoo nothing to be scared of come on get him gundra

have I missed anything it's not

go wallet go

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let's see it should be here somewhere here it is a peanut butter cookie

you looked like you were working up an appetite here be my guest s

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all right listen you big doofus I want this game ball kicked across the goal post now

uh oh wow due to correct Network restrictions we're not allowed to show you the remainder of this gruesome scene on

television that yet he boys ouch

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now let's see the last rule is to win head toward your final goal take it away woof

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I if you my Whoopi whoopee wee

big deal even if I don't win the game it doesn't matter without the Crown Trophy

I still take the throne not yet the second rule said a stolen base will save

the day of course the base is magnetic here's

the Crown Trophy sir

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oh King fussy fuss still rules the kingdom

I'm just gonna whoa the king thank you Wally Wally

where's Wally don't ask me

I can't even find my own car keys

good luck Wally Watchers

there's Wally that's it for today Wally Watchers my time's up and I'm not being paid for Extra Innings bye now

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hit it

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where's Wally oh where's Wale

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