03x17 - Daddy's Favorite/The Goldie Standard

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all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[upbeat music]

- Ooh, that's the spot!

- Next up, let's take a look at

this year's Carnivore Cove dental convention,

also known as Dental-Con.

- If you're finterested in the tooth,

the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth, it's Dental-Con!

- ♪ Say ah

♪ Say ah, Dental-Con ♪

- ♪ Come to Dental-Con ♪

- Dental-Con.

- ♪ Say ah ♪

♪ Say ah ♪

♪ Dental-Con ♪

- De, de, de Dental-Con.

- ♪ Well, we got--♪

- Limited edition tongue scrapers.

- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

- Never before seen fishy flossing tutorials.

- ♪ Ooh, wee ♪

- A thousand-layer toothpaste sculpture.

- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- The ocean's biggest toothbrush.

- ♪ Ooh ♪

- And a meet-and-greet with Dr. Sawtooth herself.

- ♪ Dr. Sawtooth ♪

- All this and more at Dental-Con.

- ♪ Say ah ♪

♪ Say ah ♪

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- Come to Dental-Con.

- ♪ Say ah ♪

♪ Say ah ♪

- ♪ Say ah, ah, ah at Dental-Con ♪

out of dentists agree.

This is the can't-miss event of the year.

- ♪ Dental-Con!

- Wow. That looks like fun.

Better get your tickets now.

Oh, what's that?

[gasps] Breaking news-- tickets are sold out.

Bummer.

- Aww, I wish we could go to Dental-Con.

- Yeah.

Who knew teeth could be so cool?

- That would be me.

[laughs] You fishies talking Dental-Con?

Oh, the Dentist Guild just sent me tickets.

- [gasps]

- I've never been so proud to have a dentist for a son.

- Uh-oh.

There's only two in here.

It says one for me and one for my favorite fishy.

- Oh, your favorite fishy?

[chuckles] I think we all know who that is.

[together] Me!

- Huh? I'm his father.

- I'm his mother.

- But I'm his wife.

- Hello? I'm his baby!

- Now, now.

I'm sure we can make this decision

in a fair and civilized--

- I wanna go!

- I can be loud, too!

[overlapping chatter] Ah, ah, ah!

- Fishies, fishies, please.

There has to be a better way to solve this.

- You're right.

And I know just how.

[whirring] [beep]

- Yes, it's me.

Hold your applause.

[applause]

- TV's Wanda Whirlpool?

What are you doing here?

- Grandpa pressed the emergency game show button.

And as a beloved TV personality,

I can never turn down a family in need--

of an elaborate competition!

So it's game time.

- [chuckles] Fret not.

Wanda is a professional.

She'll help us decide Daddy's favorite with a game show.

- Well, you know I'm always down

for a little friendly competition.

- I'm in, too.

- And me, and me!

- Wait. I don't want all this.

I don't even have a favorite.

- Oh, come on.

It'll be fun.

Plus, there will be bubbaloons.

- Ooh!

Bubbaloons, you say?

OK, I'm in.

- Great.

Whichever fishy gets the most points wins.

Now, it's time for round of Daddy's favorite--trivia!

[chomping]

All right, sharks, first question--

what movie is Daddy's guilty pleasure?

[buzz]

- Hehe, "An Inconvenient Tooth."

[buzzer]

- Incorrect. Any-fishy else?

[buzz] - "Pride and Pufferfish."

- Ha! That's right.

Gets me every time.

- Next question, what is Daddy most proud of?

[buzz]

- Winning last year's Golden Toothy Award dental thingy.

[buzzer] - Incorrect.

[buzz] - Oh, oh, I know!

His family.

- That's right. Ah! I love y'all so much.

[together] Aww.

- This one's a tie-breaker for Baby and Mommy.

What is Daddy's first name?

[buzz] - That's easy--

Daddy.

[buzz]

- Gerald.

- What?

No, his name is Daddy Shark.

[laughs]

Gerald Shark sounds ridiculous.

[laughs]

- Sorry, Baby, but it's true.

The correct answer is Gerald.

- [gasps]

- One point for Mommy.

- Yes.

- And with that, we're off to the next round.

- Time for the Daddy scavenger hunt.

Bring me the one item Daddy would take

if he were stranded in the open ocean.

Ready, set, scavenge!

[energetic music]

[grunting]

- Ooh, ooh. Ah.

- Hey, watch it.

- Hey!

- It's mine!

- Whoa. - Whoa!

- Whoo hoo!

- [panting] [chuckles] Phew.

- Welcome back, sharks.

Let's see what you grabbed.

Grandpa.

- It's obvious.

If Daddy were stranded, he'd bring that survival kit

I taught him to use as a pup.

It's the only practical answer.

- I think he'd bring his toothbrush

so he could brush his teeth.

- [panting] OK.

I was also going to get the toothbrush,

but Baby got there first.

So I panicked, and I grabbed this broom.

[sad trombone]

I know it's not the right answer.

Unless--

- Uh-uh.

- Bubble busters!

- I know what he'd really bring--

the family photo album.

Because he's sentimental and impractical.

- She's right.

I am impractical.

- [laughs] Told you.

- point for Grandma.

And that means it's time for the next round,

the Great Sharky Bake-Off!

[chomping]

[grunting]

- Ooh.

[ding]

Time's up.

Now, let's take a look at what you've all made.

If Daddy likes your dish best, you get a point.

Mommy has prepared what appears to be a tube of toothpaste

but is actually a multi-layer cake.

[chomp]

- Oh, it even tastes like toothpaste.

Mm, a dream!

- Finteresting.

Grandma has made her award-winning bubbleberry pie.

[chomp]

- Wow.

- Baby has prepared a--

a plate of six crackers.

- I'm not allowed to use the oven!

[laughter]

[chomp]

- Yum!

- Finally, Grandpa has prepared

his beloved shark-smile pankelps.

- [gasps] Pops always makes these on special occasions.

[chomp]

It's--ah, it's beautiful.

It tastes like sweet family memories.

Ah, I pick this one.

- point for Grandpa.

- Whoo hoo! Take that, everyfishy.

I mean, uh, yay.

- Well, don't get too excited,

because there's still one round left.

And it's the most physically demanding of them all.

[dramatic music playing]

♪ ♪

[chomping]

Floss rodeo!

Release the t*rd!

- [trilling]

- Yee-haw!

- [trilling]

- Oh, what in crustacean?

- [trilling]

- Come here, teensy.

Sand flabbit.

- [trilling]

- [grunting]

Got it.

- point for Baby.

- Oh, I knew playing all those flossing podcasts

for you while your mother was pregnant would pay off.

- [chuckles] Thanks, Daddy.

- Well, folks, that was the last event.

Which means it's time to tally the results

for Daddy's Favorite.

- Uh...

[tense music]

- Huh.

This has never happened in the fishtory of "Daddy's Favorite."

We have a four-way tie!

- Wait.

Isn't this the first time you've ever done this?

- Well, it's still unprecedented.

That means there's only one fishy who can decide

who Daddy's favorite is--

Daddy.

[nervous groaning]

- Uh, uh, I--

I--I can't choose!

[sighs] I don't like this game.

[somber music]

- Oh, no.

- I've never seen Gerald so upset.

[chomping]

Daddy, we're sorry we tried to make you choose a favorite.

- It wasn't fair.

Today showed us how much love you have in your heart

for all of us.

- Yeah, and that's what we love about you.

- Aww, come here.

Oh, I love you all equally.

[together] Aww.

- We love you.

- We talked it over, and we don't care

who you take to Dental-Con.

- Wait, Dental-Con?

Is that what this was all about?

Well, I can get you tickets for free.

I'm a Dental-Con VIF--

Very Important Fishy.

[gasping]

[chomping]

- Whew! [laughter]

- Fincredible!

- He's right there.

- [laughs] I still can't believe Daddy's name

is actually Gerald.

[laughs] Next, you're gonna tell me your name

isn't really Mommy.

- Uh...

- Huh?

[dramatic music]

- Well, Mr. Monocle, you told me I'd never be good enough.

But here I am,

the star of the show.

Forgive me, Goldie.

You proved me wrong with the magic of theater.

And that show was the first of many dazzling debuts,

because my performance always meets the Goldie Standard.

[laughs] The end.

[cheers and applause]

- Yay, Goldie!

- Thank you, my fans. Thank you.

And don't miss another performance of

"The Goldie Standard" tomorrow.

Mwah.

- [scoffs] Yawn.

[chomping]

- Your show was fintastic, Goldie.

- Oh, you flatter me so.

My agent and I can't wait to hear

what everyfishy thought of it.

[TV blips]

- Carnivore Cove is bubbling with

excitement about Goldie's new one-woman show,

"The Goldie Standard."

- I give it eight tentacles up.

- So moving.

Sniffle.

[crying, short-circuits]

- Bloop, bloop!

- Eh, not a fan.

Goldie's just not for me.

- Gasp! [tape whirs]

- Not a fan. [tape whirs]

Not a fan. [tape whirs]

Not a fan. [tape whirs]

- Aggie's not a fan?

Why?

- Don't worry, Goldie.

You have so many fans already.

It's OK if one fishy doesn't like you.

- But--but--but--but--but-- but to be a good performer,

everyfishy must like me.

Oh, and you heard Aggie.

"Goldie's not for me."

No matter.

I just need to put in a little extra effort to win Aggie over.

And you're going to help me.

[together] We are? - Whoa!

[chomping]

- Say goodbye, bubbleberry swirl.

You're going down!

[door bell jingles]

- Fishies of Iceberg Ice Cream,

prepare for the most dramatic performance you've ever seen.

[together] Ooh.

- Oh, to eat or not to eat, that is the question.

Ice cream by any other name would taste as sweet.

[gasping]

Ice cream, ice cream, my kingdom for an ice cream.

Oh!

[cheers and applause]

- Magnificent.

A tour de fish!

- Oh, yeah. - Wow, that's good.

- You mean, I'm good?

- Mm-mm!

Mm!

Nothing goes better with ice cream than

noise-canceling headphones.

- Oh!

She missed the entire show.

- Well, we loved it.

And so did all these other fishies.

- But Aggie was unmoved.

No matter.

My next performance will be so good she can't ignore it.

[chomping] - Oh, yeah?

You call that dancing?

I've seen seaweed move with more rhythm.

Hah. Baited!

- And now, for the greatest show in the whole, wide water--

- Goldie's Big Top Bonanza!

- For my first act, I shall call forth a vicious sea beast.

[chirping]

- [chitters]

- Dazzle our viewers, sea beast.

- [chittering]

[together] Ooh.

- [yawns]

- Um-- uh, and for my next act,

I shall ride a unicycle while juggling.

Ooh, ooh.

- Such dexterity!

- Meh.

- [panting] Uh,

for my last act, I will literally

jump through hoops to finpress you.

[panting]

[grunting]

Ta-da!

[cheers and applause] - Simply smooth!

- Ah, swimsational!

- If I were Aggie, I'd be finpressed.

- You call that jumping?

Pfft. I could do that.

But I actually have a life.

Hah! Baited!

- That wasn't enough?

OK, then, it's time to give her everything I've got.

[chomping]

- First up to bat is Aggie.

What's this?

A dazzling goldfish is crossing the field?

- I'd like to dedicate this song

to one very special fishy, Aggie.

- Ugh.

- I will finpress you, Aggie. [laughs]

Even if I have to sing every song under the sea!

[laughs awkwardly]

♪ So you say Goldie's not for you ♪

♪ Well, you haven't seen all of the things I do ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I can be ♪

♪ Theatrical - ♪ Ah ♪

- ♪ I can sing classical ♪

- ♪ Ah ♪

- ♪ I can sing super soft or really loud ♪

♪ Or rock your gills off in a crowd ♪

♪ I can sing jazz ♪

♪ Or flow with the reggae band ♪

♪ Can't you see? I can be anyfishy ♪

- ♪ Anyfishy - ♪ I can be everyfishy ♪

- ♪ Everyfishy ♪

- ♪ I can be anyfishy you want me to be ♪

♪ I would change who I am just to make you a fan ♪

- ♪ Yes, I can, yes, I can ♪

- ♪ Just give me a week and I can be anyfishy ♪

- ♪ Anyfishy ♪

- ♪ Everyfishy ♪

- ♪ Everyfishy ♪

- ♪ I can be anyfishy ♪

♪ You want me to be ♪

♪ Flow, yeah!

[cheering]

Surely Aggie liked that.

- [snoring] Yeah, baited.

[snoring]

- [echoing] No!

- Well, Jack-O-Leen, I did my best as a performer,

but it's time to find something new.

- Now hiring construction fishies!

- Construction?

It's not my passion, but it's a worthwhile profession.

What do you think, Jack-O-Leen?

Oh, it's decided.

A-constructing we shall go.

Yoo-hoo, Eric?

[chomping]

- Hmm.

- Hey, Goldie.

Are there still tickets for your show today?

- [sighs] Tragically, there shan't be a show.

- What? - No!

- [sighs] I failed as a performer.

I'm a noble constructionist now.

[beeping]

- You mean, you're never, ever going to perform again?

- Never, sweet friends.

- Aww. - I was her biggest fan.

- Oh.

- Hey, Goldie.

Hope you don't mind, but what you said

reminds me of something I went through.

- Oh? Do tell.

- Well, there was this construction fishy

I used to know.

Derrick.

Derrick was a real mean fishy,

but I really wanted to win him over.

So I brought him lunch--

- Eh.

- --polished his toolbox--

- Eh.

- --even built him a house.

- Eh.

- Nothing worked.

- How tragique.

- Yeah, it got me pretty down,

until I realized I was so focused on pleasing Derrick,

I was forgetting about the fishies

who already appreciate me.

[uplifting music]

♪ ♪

- You're right.

I'll never win over everyfishy.

And if I don't perform, I'm letting down my true fans.

- Exactly!

- Thank you, fair Eric.

You've taught me a valuable lesson.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a show tonight!

- [laughs] Easy come, easy go.

[chomping]

- Where's Goldie?

It's almost time for her show.

- Fishies, we have something very important to tell you.

Goldie is-- - Right here!

Are you ready for another performance

of "The Goldie Standard"?

[cheers and applause]

Thank you all for being my loyal, adoring fans,

the fans who matter.

- Break a fin, Goldie!

- When I was but a small fish with big dreams,

the only thing in my way was a scoundrel named

Mr. Monocle.

[chomping]

- Wow, that was even more fincredible

than your last performance.

- We're so glad you changed your mind.

- I'm so glad you helped change it.

- Ugh.

You're still doing that silly show?

Weird. I just don't get Goldie.

- That's right.

I'm not for you, and that's OK,

because I live up to the Goldie Standard.

I'm for moi and for my true fans.

- Yay! [cheering]

That's it, Goldie.

- Meh. Whatever.

- Goldie, could you do an encore?

- Please?

- Well, if you finsist.

You'll never perform on this stage,

so says I, Mr. Monocle.

[gasping]

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪