03x16 - Blizz's Big Bite/Friend of a Friend

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing

♪ This is Baby... - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- It's finally here.

Blizzard Wizard's newest ice cream review

is on Chewtube.

You ready, Blizz-Nerd Baby?

- You know it, Blizz-Nerd William!

both: Squee!

- Pull it up! Pull it up!

- Hey-yo, Blizz-Nerds.

It's your fishy Blizzard Wizard coming at you ice cold

with some chilling news.

I'm leaving Chewtube.

[both gasp]

I got Dr. Sweet Scales here, and get this--

he says I'm forbidden from eating ice cream.

- I didn't say it was forbidden.

It just can't be the only thing you eat.

Look, your tummy is % bubbleberry swirl.

- Oh, I give this doctor's appointment two flippers down.

[airhorn blares]

I'm gonna keep it real, Blizz Nation.

If I can't go hard on some soft serve,

then I've got no choice but to end this channel.

Goodbye forever. [sustained beep]

Have you ever given up on your dreams?

Let me in the comments below. Like and subscroobs.

- Oh, no. Blizz Wiz is quitting Chewtube?

We have to convince him to stay.

[chomping]

- Now, Blizz, it's important to eat healthier foods as well,

like floatmeal.

- Ugh, ugh, I can't vlog about this gruel.

[both gasp]

Blizz Wiz!

- If it isn't my two biggest Blizz-Nerds, Baby and William.

- We saw your video.

You can't quit. Your fans need you.

- Sorry, but the Blizz Wiz has spoken.

No more ice cream means no more reviews.

- Well, what if you review different foods?

The ocean is full of amazing delicacies.

- I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I really don't like any food that isn't ice cream.

both: Aw.

- But I hate disappointing my fans.

Fine, fine, fine.

both: Yay!

- All right, check it. I'll keep making videos if--

and this is a big if--

you find me one food I like as much as ice cream.

- We can do that.

Don't you worry about it, Blizz.

We'll find your new favorite food.

- You just need something really yummy--

a meal fit for a king.

[chomping]

There's no place classier than Medieval Tides.

- Don't fret.

We pulled out all the stops to impress your friend.

[clears throat]

Introducing our guest of honor--

the Wizard of Blizzard!

both: Huzzah!

- Hey-yo.

- And for tonight's royal meal...

reef Wellington

with kelp reduction.

both: Huzzah!

- Interesting. Never had reef Wellington before.

both: Huzzah?

- [sniffs]

Yeah, I'm not feeling it. - Huh?

- Why not?

- Listen, ice cream is a--

it's a magical symphony of delight.

And this is-- I don't even know what this is.

So what else you fishies got?

- He wants something magical, huh?

[chomping]

- Now you see me, now you don't.

[all gasp] - Where'd he go?

- Yeah, he was just right there.

- Magic. [applause]

- If I were a magic reviewer,

I'd give that trick two flippers up.

[exclaims] You know what I mean?

Some of those.

But what does this have to do with food?

- You'll see.

- Prepare yourselves, good fishies.

My next trick is...

hypnosis.

Could I get a volunteer?

Yes, perhaps some fishy with icy energy?

- Ah, ah, tickle my tusks. I have icy energy.

Over here. Me. To me, please.

- You, swim on up.

Don't be shy.

- [chuckles nervously] - Now look into the Flo-Yo.

- Okay, fine, but how do I even know when I'm--

[babbles] Hypnotized.

- You shall do as I command.

Hop like a bunny slug.

Sing like a clam.

- Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.

[crowd murmurs]

- Do a backflip.

- Backflip.

[crowd oh-ing]

- And for the grand finale,

you shall enjoy

this delicious kelp-a-roni pizza.

- I shall enjoy this delicious kelp-a-roni pizza.

- It's happening.

- [sniffs] Blech.

[groaning] This is too warm.

Blizz Wiz likes his food ice cold.

No, thank you.

Did I just do a backflip?

- Oh, bubble busters.

Guess hypnotism didn't work.

Maybe we should give Blizz more options.

What do you think, Baby?

Uh, Baby?

- Must eat pizza.

- Buckle up, Blizz, 'cause we've got a perfect way

to help you find a food you like.

Welcome to...

both: The First Annual Fort Finship Food Festival.

- You fishies sure about this?

- Yeah.

Every fishy brought their favorite food

to show you how many options there are.

- Ever tried a kelp puff?

They're perfect for chillaxing.

[chomps]

- Too crunchy. It's not my vibe.

- Try my shark-uterie board.

I picked it up from Chef Bobby Filet.

- Too elegant.

- This eight-layer coral casserole is off the hook.

- Oh, there's too many layers.

- Rocky and I made a flow-gurt parfait.

- To flow-gurt-y.

- Try it, Blizz Wiz.

- Yum, yum, yum. - It's good.

- It can't hurt.

- No, no, no. None of it is ice cream!

It's all too different. I got to get out of here!

[babbling wildly]

- Ah, so much for that.

- Well, more flow-gurt for Rocky.

[chomping]

- Okay, Blizz, here's every food you don't like.

- And here's every food you do like,

which is...

ice cream, just ice cream.

[both sigh]

- I appreciate the help, fishies,

but ice cream is kind of my jam--

not real jam, ice-- [groans]

Without a food I like, I have zilch for my krillions of fans.

I may as well delete my channel.

The Blizzard Wizard is no more.

- No! - I can't watch.

- If I may,

it sounds like we have a picky eater on our fins.

Reminds me of a certain pup I used to know.

- Oh, yeah.

Daddy was a picky eater.

- Sure was.

Then we gave him a piece of advice.

Always take one bite of a new food

before making up your mind.

We call it a "no, thank you" bite.

And look at him now.

- [gasps] Blizz, that's it.

Of course you only like ice cream.

You haven't tasted anything else.

- Really?

Yeah, I guess you fishies are right.

I've only tried ice cream. I've got to try something else.

Blizz Nation is counting on me.

- Well, it just so happens I was about to make

my famous kelp-tato pot pie.

Would you like to give that a try?

- Mrs. Baby's Grandma,

the Blizzard Wizard would be honor-izzered.

Pew, pew, pew.

[chomping]

- Okay. Just one "no, thank you" bite.

You don't even have to like it.

- One bite. Here goes.

Tell my fans I love them.

Ah!

Salt, salty, kelp-tato-y.

It's definitely not bubbleberry swirl,

and there aren't any sprinkles, which is weird...

[all groan]

Weird that it's so blizz-tastic.

I've never had anything like it.

More like a "yes, thank you" bite.

I got to tell the Blizz fam.

[all cheer]

- Uh, what up, Blizz fam?

Sound the alarm, because the Blizzard in Chief is b-b-back.

I just tried kelp-tato pot pie for the first time,

and I give it two flippers way up.

[air horn blares]

The Blizz Wiz has spoken,

and trying new foods is surprisingly jawesome.

♪ All this good food, are you serious? ♪

♪ I got two flippers up, some fishy get me noms ♪

♪ Smooth, crunchy, fruity, frosty, hot, salty, savory ♪

♪ Sweet, bitter, tart, umami, spicy, so tasty ♪

♪ Melty cheese, you're hot, salty ice cream ♪

♪ Kelp-a-roni pizza ♪

♪ Hot is cool? What a dream ♪

♪ Coral casserole, yes, please ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ All this new food goes in my belly with ease ♪

♪ All this good food, are you serious? ♪

♪ I got two flippers up, some fishy get me noms ♪

♪ Always something new, are you serious? ♪

♪ I got two flippers up, two flippers up, up, up ♪

♪ Reef Wellington, umami expl*si*n ♪

♪ Blows my mind it was even in the ocean ♪

♪ Savory pastry, mushrooms, and butter ♪

♪ And speaking of a treat, shark-uterie ♪

♪ What's up?

♪ Snacks and desserts ♪

♪ Shellatin gives me the icks, but flow-gurt, it's over ♪

♪ Smooth, crunchy, fruity, frosty, hot, salty, savory ♪

♪ Sweet, bitter, tart, umami, spicy, so tasty ♪

♪ All this good food, are you serious? ♪

♪ I got two flippers up, some fishy get me noms ♪

♪ Always something new, are you serious? ♪

♪ I got two flippers up, two flippers up, up, up ♪

- Ready, Blizz-Nerd William?

- You know it, Blizz-Nerd Baby.

- Hey-yo, and welcome to my new channel,

Blizz's Big Bite,

where I'll review all the coolest dishes in town,

not just ice cream.

Shout-out my main Blizz-Nerds, Baby and William,

for teaching me to try new things.

And as always, Blizz fam, stay frosty.

[chomp]s both: We're so proud!

- Well, I'm off.

Hope you fishies can survive all week without me.

- Me and Switch got each other's tail fin.

Right, bestie? - Oh, yeah.

- Come on, Sugar Shark.

We don't want to be late

to the Mother-Son Bub-Step Dance Splashionals.

- We're going to crush it.

- All right, unh, watch out now.

[sad music]

- [blows nose]

both: Au revoir, Shadow.

[chomping]

- Shadow's gone for a whole week.

How are we going to cause trouble without him?

- What if we didn't cause trouble?

We could cause...fun!

Just two besties out on the town.

- Oh, yeah? What'd you have in mind?

- Thank you so much for asking.

Ahem.

♪ We got a secret fin shake to perfect ♪

♪ Then we'll play a fintense game of chess ♪

♪ Sip an iced tea us two ♪

♪ Doing what besties do ♪

♪ We'll enter a tournament as doubles ♪

♪ And we'll crush the fishies in dodge-bubble ♪

♪ Craft a swimnastics routine ♪

♪ With the fintastic friends team ♪

♪ We will watch dear Planty grow ♪

♪ Parenting, right? ♪

♪ Together wherever we flow ♪

♪ Me and you, day and night ♪

♪ Hey, hey, bestie ♪

♪ Swim with me, it's gonna be the best days ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, what do you say? ♪

♪ Hey, bestie ♪

♪ We're jam and toast ♪

♪ Let's plan the most amazing days ♪

♪ We can ride to the wreck on a scooter for two ♪

♪ Matching hats-- that's what we'll do ♪

♪ We'll balance on the sea-saw ♪

♪ Just us two ♪

♪ Hey, hey, bestie ♪

♪ We're jam and toast

♪ Let's plan the most amazing days ♪

♪ So what do you say? ♪

Yep. It's going to be great hanging out just the two of us.

Right, Switch?

Huh? Switch?

- [laughs] Again, again!

- Ta-da!

- [sniffs] Wow.

The newspaper turned into flowers.

Check it out, Bait.

Wallace made this newspaper turn into flowers.

- Wallace?

Is this a joke?

What are you doing hanging out with him?

- He's magic.

He's turning stuff into other stuff.

- Hey, Bait, what's that behind your gill?

- Huh?

- Voilà.

- [laughs] That was so cool.

- Well, if you think that was cool,

wait till you see my next trick.

Okay, follow me.

- Hey, wait a second, Switch.

I thought just you and me were going to spend time together.

- You can come, too. Come on!

- Um, you go ahead.

I'll catch up later.

- Mm.

- This was not on my list of bestie activities.

Switch is supposed to be my friend.

Hmm!

I'll show her that Wallace isn't so magical.

[chomping]

- Whoa, so many scarves.

- Ooh, look at me. I do magic.

[grunts angrily]

Since when does Switch like magic, anyways?

- They keep going and going and going.

- [chuckles] Cool, right?

Uh, say, all this magic is making me hungry.

- Ooh, snack break? - Mm-hmm.

Let's go make some chum-yums disappear

with our mouths.

- [laughs wickedly]

Let's see if Wallace can do his silly tricks

without his precious magical scarves.

Ah! It's never-ending.

- Look, William, Bait's doing magic.

- Uh, what? No, I'm not.

[crowd gasping]

- Wow, Bait, you're a natural.

Oh, here, I'll join you.

[grunting]

- Go, Bait. Go, Wallace. [crowd cheers]

- The scarves-- they're endless.

- Psst, we're a hit.

The crowd loves us.

- [groaning]

[chomping]

- Okay, Switch.

Please help me find a volunteer.

- Sure thing.

- Oh, pick William. - Pick Baby.

- I pick...

Bait.

- [sighs] Whatever.

- Pick a card, any card.

But make sure I don't see it.

- Red conch.

Doesn't matter anyway.

This card won't make it back in the deck.

Then every fishy will see Wallace is a total dud.

Look over there, every fishy.

It's Old Sea Breeze.

- Huh? Where?

- So long, red conch.

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

- I didn't see anything.

- Oh, my bad.

I think my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Anyway, I put the card back in the deck, just like you said.

- Okay, then, time to make Bait's card...

reappear.

- [laughs wickedly]

- Ooh. - Huh?

- Is this your card?

- But--but I-- How did that--

[sighs] I mean, yeah, that's my card.

[crowd cheering] - Incredible!

- Wallace, that was wild.

- Even I don't know how I pulled that off,

but that's the magic of magic.

- [growling]

- Wow, Wallace. We have a pretty good crowd.

- Excellent news.

They'll witness our most daring trick yet...

the magic box.

The box appears empty, but with a bit of magic...

Meet Sir-Hops-A-Lot.

- Hello.

- Aw, magical and adorable.

You're a genius, Wallace.

- [crunching]

- All right, our magical stowaway is safe and sound.

Now, come on, it's flow time.

- [laughs wickedly]

Their magical finale won't be so magical

without their little reef rabbit.

Sir-Hops-A-Lot, you're coming with me.

Let's--w-w-w-whoa!

- Time to shine, Sir-Hops-A-Lot.

- And now for our grand finale.

Observe, fishy folks, an empty box.

- See?

all: Ooh. - So empty.

- Let's say the magic words together

and make some magic happen here, folks.

One, two, three.

all: Crabracadabra!

[dramatic music]

- Hi.

- [slowly] Ta-da.

[crowd cheering]

- Sir-Hops-A-Lot and...

Bait?

Oh, how did I do that?

- That was chum-believable.

Wallace, you're such a great magician.

- Aw, thanks, Switch. You too.

I'm so glad we're friends.

- They're friends now?

But what about me?

[sad music]

- They love us.

[squeals happily]

- Yeah, they do.

And they love--

Huh. Bait?

Where'd Bait go?

[chomping]

- [grunts]

I can't believe Switch would rather hang out

with that kelp-ball magician than me.

Guess his final trick

was making all my friends disappear.

- Bait? - [gasps]

Switch? How did you find me?

- You're my friend.

I know you always come to the trenches

when you're feeling down in the trenches.

- Aw.

But wait, shouldn't you be off

with your new best friend, Wallace?

- New best friend? What are you talking about?

- I thought you replaced me with Wallace.

- Replaced you?

I could never replace you.

Just because Wallace and I are friends now

doesn't mean our friendship is over.

I want to spend time with you and Wallace.

- You do?

- Yeah.

There's room for every fishy to be friends.

I promise you'll love Wallace if you just give him a chance.

- Well, his tricks are pretty cool.

And if you like him, he can't be that bad.

- He's the best.

And so are you.

- Aw, thanks, Switch.

You're the best, too. [both grunt happily]

- Hey, I have an idea.

Are you up for a little magic?

- [gasps]

[chomping]

- And now for our grand finale--

the Fishy Hat Trick.

Crabracadabra!

[crowd cheering]

- [clears throat] Crabracadabra!

[crowd cheering]

all: Ta-da! The Fishy Hat Trick!

- Magic!

- [laughs] Just when I think magic can't get any cooler,

there's three magicians doing triple the tricks.

both: Oh, yeah.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪