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03x11 - Lannie's Lights/Assembly Required

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

03x11 - Lannie's Lights/Assembly Required

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[soft music]

- Thanks for all this space, Baby.

Jeff refuses to sleep near Gertrude.

She snores real loud.

It's a whole thing.

- [chuckles] Of course!

Me and Manny T love to host.

- Did you squiddos brush your teeth?

both: Yep.

[bright music]

- [chuckles] OK.

Good night, you two.

- [whispering] First thing tomorrow,

we'll go to the Party Puddle

to play Boogie Boogie Wave-o-Lution.

- It's gonna be epic.

I've only ever watched fishies on Chewtube play it,

and they do the wildest moves!

- [clears throat] I see lights on.

Are you two sneaking video games in bed?

- No, Mommy.

It's Lannie.

She lights up when she gets excited, remember?

- [gasps] Of course!

I'm so sorry, sweetie.

I forgot about your lights.

- Sorry, Mrs. Shark.

I'll go to sleep. See?

[snores]

I mean, I'm not actually asleep right now,

but I'll try and turn them off.

- Oh, Lannie, don't apologize.

You shouldn't dim your shine for anyfishy.

- [laughs] Thanks, Mrs. Shark.

[chomping]

[upbeat music]

- Is anyfishy ready to boogie?

♪ ♪

- It's so beautiful!

I'm so excited to play!

Ahh!

- [grunting]

[groans]

Well, have at it.

I think that piece of junk is broken anyway.

- Whee!

[grunting]

- Whoo!

[laughs] I know her!

Go, Lannie!

- Look!

She's beating the high score.

- Ugh.

Who does that talking lighthouse think she is?

- Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah! Ooh-ah!

Ta-da!

[cheers and applause]

- [sighs]

- [panting] Whew.

- Lannie, those lights, those moves!

You're a starfish!

- [slurping] Thanks, Hank.

I feel alive.

I mean, I am alive!

I mean, uh, thank you.

- Will you come to my annual Beluga Blowout party tonight?

This year, I have a flowstopping surprise

that's gonna light up everyfishy's life.

- A party? What?

Yes! Yes!

Uh, of course I'll be there.

- Anyfishy up for another round?

- Ooh! I am!

[grunting]

[dramatic music]

- Hey, new fishy.

I'm Aggie. - Ack!

Er, hi! I--I'm Lannie.

Yes, I'm Lannie.

Nice to eat you--

I mean nice to eat you.

Ahh!

I--nice to meet you. [chuckles]

- Here's a little advice, since you're new here.

Keep your lights low.

Look around.

They're kind of annoying everyfishy.

- Really?

♪ ♪

Um, thanks for letting me know.

- [laughs] No biggie.

Just looking out for you.

See you at the Blowout.

- If my lights bother other fishies,

I'll have to try my best to keep them not so bright.

[chomping]

♪ ♪

- OK, easy peasy.

I won't glow if I don't get excited.

- Lannie, are you excited for Hank's big Beluga Blowout?

- Yes!

I mean, me?

Excited for a super fun party?

[laughs] What's exciting about that?

- Oh, Lannie, you're so silly!

It's gonna be so fun.

- Oh, no, I'm lighting up.

I can't let them see.

- What do you think Hank's big surprise is gonna be?

- Who knows?

Lannie, last year, Hank ordered a giant cake from--

Lannie?

Where'd Lannie go?

♪ ♪

- Um, Lannie, whatcha doing in the mailbox?

- Oh, me? [laughs]

Just, um, seeing if the mail looks different

in Carnivore Cove.

Guess what!

It doesn't!

- Mail.

Huh?

- Deputy mail fish reporting for duty.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

- OK, everyfishy, the next Bingo space is...

[drum roll]

The blue conch shell.

- Ooh!

Got it!

- Wow!

I have that one too!

- Ooh, somefishy is close to winning.

- [laughs] I am?

Oh, no, I'm starting to glow.

I gotta calm down.

- Red coral branch.

- [groans] - Nope.

Not me.

- [gasps] I got another one!

Oh, stay calm.

Lannie, stay calm.

- Oh-h*, that's almost Bingo.

Way to go, Lannie.

- Stay calm!

- Next up, orange whelk!

- Bingo!

I got Bingo!

Oh, no, my lights!

[dramatic music]

- Oh...[laughs] Lannie, why are you covered in stickers?

- Ha-ha, look at me!

I'm just a sharky bingo card.

[laughter]

- Oh.

- Classic Lannie.

[chomping]

♪ ♪

- Oh, it's a scorcher today.

Perfect for keeping our fins nice and limber.

- Great idea.

We're definitely gonna need to stretch

before the Beluga Blowout tonight.

- Then let's get started.

But wait.

Where's Lannie?

- These fashionable accessories should cover up my lights.

- Lannie, you might get hot in all those layers.

- Oh, um, don't worry.

This is actually how we do yoga in Chomp City.

Totally normal. Heh.

- Eh, that's city fish for you.

All right, squiddos.

First, let's get in touch with our shark-kras.

Show me your sea dragon breath.

Rawr!

all: Rawr!

- Are you feeling the heat?

- Mm-hmm!

- Great!

Then let's move on to the volcano pose.

- [straining] This is fine.

This is fine.

[panting]

- Looking good, squiddos.

You'll love this next pose.

Icy glacier.

- [sighs] Phew.

- Melting into a supernova pose!

- Gah!

[straining]

[sighs] Quick hydration break.

[sighs] Phew.

- Lannie, are you all right?

- Yep, totally normal.

Why do you ask? Hmm?

- Well, first there was the mailbox, then the stickers,

and now you're wearing a very, um,

fashionable costume?

- It's just--

I'm trying to cover up my lights.

Aggie told me that they annoy everyfishy.

- She did? - Yeah.

I didn't want to tell you in case my lights bother you too.

So I'm just gonna hide them till I go back home.

- Aw, but Lannie, your lights are beautiful.

It's like my mom said.

You shouldn't dim your shine for anyfishy.

- Thanks, Baby, but I've got it all under control now.

[gasps] Ah!

[laughs awkwardly]

[chomping]

♪ ♪

both: Whoa.

- Welcome, fishies!

You're just in time for my big surprise.

[giggles]

- Hey, lighthouse.

I see you're finally covering your lights.

Good for you.

- Oh, um, thanks, Aggie.

- Ready to boogie, Lannie?

- I'm just gonna drink some punch right now.

I love punch!

More than dancing.

Mm, yummy!

- OK.

Well, if you change your mind,

we'll be boogying right over here.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

[sighs]

- Hey, everyfishy!

[dramatic music]

Are you ready for the big surprise?

all: Yeah!

[drum roll]

- A light show swimtacular!

Check out my brand-new light machine!

[clicking]

Huh?

It's not working!

- Oh, no.

Hank's big surprise is ruined!

Eh, probably has a backup plan.

- Why didn't I make a backup plan?

- What?

You call this a light show?

Looks like your Beluga Blowout is a beluga bust.

Ha!

Baited.

- Sorry, everyfishy.

If only there was another way

to put on a swimtacular light show.

- Hmm.

[gasps] Wait!

Lannie, you can do that.

- I can?

[gasps] I can!

Yeah, I won't let one fishy dim my shine!

I'm Lannie,

I'm a lantern shark,

and I'm gonna shine!

[dance music]

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

♪ Na, na, na, na na, na ♪

♪ Shi-i-i-ne ♪

♪ Nofishy can dim my light ♪

♪ Nofishy can dull my shine ♪

♪ Nofishy can cut me off ♪

♪ Because this light is mine ♪

♪ They said that I'm way too bright ♪

♪ They'd better get themselves some shades ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm coming out tonight ♪

♪ I'm here to bring the party ♪

♪ I bring the party, babe ♪

♪ The world needs some fishies like me ♪

♪ So whenever there's a need, well ♪

♪ We're gonna set them free ♪

♪ Let them shine, shine, shine, shine, shine ♪

♪ Keep my colors ♪

♪ Bright, bright, bright ♪

♪ Lighting up the tides ♪

♪ Nofishy can dim my light ♪

♪ Nofishy can dull my shine ♪

♪ Let them shine, shine, shine ♪

♪ Shi-i-i-ne ♪

♪ The world needs some fishies like you ♪

- Like you!

- ♪ So no matter what you do ♪

♪ Well, you better both: ♪ Do, do, do, do, do it ♪

- ♪ Let them shine, shine, shine, shine, shine ♪

♪ Let those colors shine, shine, shine ♪

♪ Shi-i-i-ne ♪

[cheering, laughter]

- I guess that was pretty cool.

- Lannie, you saved my party!

- Yeah, and you're shining brighter than ever.

- [laughs] Yeah, you were right, Baby.

My lights make me, me!

I won't dull my shine for anyfishy ever again.

[upbeat music]

- Ugh.

Raking the yard is so...

[yawns]

Dull.

- [snores] Huh?

Uh, are we done yet?

- We just started, Grandpa.

- [sighs] Back to work.

- [humming]

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-rake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-shake, yeah ♪

- Ooh, nice ditty, Baby.

Sing that again.

both: ♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-rake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-shake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-rake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-shake ♪

all: ♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-rake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-shake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-rake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-shake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-rake ♪

♪ A-bop, a-boop, a-shake ♪

♪ A-bop-bop-bittily bop-rake and a shake ♪

- Whoo-hoo! - Ah!

- All done.

- Who knew raking the yard could be so much fun?

- Oh, anything can be a good time

if you have the right attitude.

- And now that we're done with these shells,

we can enjoy the rest of our day.

[grunts]

[creaking]

- Huh?

[booming]

[all exclaiming]

- [sighs] Is everyfishy OK?

- I think so.

[gasps] But look!

Our picnic table's broken!

- Poor thing.

This old table's been with us for years.

- Well, I guess it's time to say farewell.

- Goodbye, picnic table.

I'll always remember the good times.

Like when I ate that club sandwich...

or when I ate that cheese sandwich...

or who could forget when I ate that club sandwich with cheese?

- So long, table.

You'll be missed.

[somber music]

[all sighing]

[chomping]

- [grunts]

Well, I guess it's time to order a new table.

- [gasps] Here's one!

It looks just like our old table.

See?

- [gasps] Ooh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Let's get that one.

- Ordered!

Now we just have to sit back and wait until--

- Mail.

- Thanks, Mail Whale.

- Goodbye.

- [gasps] That's a big box.

- Open it, son.

Let's see that spiffy new table.

all: New table! New table! New table!

New-- - Ooh.

- Huh?

Where's the new table?

- [groans] I think we have to build it ourselves.

- Eh.

Looks pretty complicated.

- We'll just make it a family project.

Who's with me? - Me!

- I am! - This Sharky.

- Then let's--

- Oh, oh!

Can I say it?

- Sure.

- [clears throat]

Then let's do this.

[dramatic music]

- I want to see hard hats.

all: Ha!

- I want to see safety goggles.

all: Mm-hmm!

- I want to hear Baby promise

he'll leave the tools to the adults.

- Ooh, ooh!

I promise to leave the tools to the adults.

♪ ♪

- So, um, what do we do first?

- Let's look at the finstructions.

♪ ♪

- One picture.

- Well, that's not helpful.

- OK, new plan.

We'll build it without finstructions.

How hard could it be?

♪ ♪

- Well, that can't be right.

- Nope.

- Ooh, handsome, but not a table.

[chomping]

- Well, back to square one.

Any other ideas?

- I don't know.

These pieces are all so puzzling.

- Puzzling?

That's it!

I just need to think of this table like one big puzzle.

- Great idea, honey. Ha!

You're the puzzle-solving champion!

OK, make some space, sharks.

She's going into puzzle mode.

[dramatic music]

- Hmm.

[beeping]

I can see it.

It's so clear!

This goes here, and this goes here.

And I'll add this here.

And voilà!

[triumphant music]

- [laughs] You did it, Mommy!

- Oh, it's perfect!

- Uh, not to rain on anyfishy's parade,

but it looks like we still have some pieces left over.

- Oh, I'm sure those are just extras.

[rumbling, crashing]

No!

- I guess those pieces were pretty important.

Heh, heh.

- Oh, this family project is making me nervous!

I need to floss.

[groaning]

- We can't let the table beat us.

It is time to do something drastic.

- You can't possibly mean--

- That's right.

We need my secret weapon.

Grotto Goo.

- Sweetie-fins, no.

It's too powerful!

- We don't have a choice!

One drop of this stuff will hold together anything we need.

But we have to be extra careful not to--

- [gasps] You got some on your fins!

- I did?

Oh, well...[chuckles] Look at that.

I'll just have to dab it with the old handkerchief.

Oh!

Now I'm stuck to the handkerchief.

Let's see.

Whoops.

Well, maybe I can just go here.

Heh.

Got some there too.

[cat yowling]

I'll just have to--oh, no.

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Ah, bubble busters!

I blame this on the table.

It's cursed, I say.

It's cursed!

- So much for Grotto Goo.

Fins up!

- [grumbles]

[spraying]

- Gah. All right.

We need to face facts.

This new table isn't happening.

We'll just have to...

[sniffles]

Eat on the ground.

[sobbing]

- Hang on, hang on.

There's gotta be somefishy out there

who knows how to build this thing.

- Yeah, we need a table-building expert!

- If only we had access to some sort

of fintastical interconnected web of information.

- Hmm.

I know!

- Somefishy on ChewTube will know

how to build this table, like this fishy,

"The Blizzard Wizard."

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Blizz Fam.

Blizz Wiz here with a review

of my brand-new ice cream table.

Well, I would review it

if it weren't impossible to build.

I've been trying to build this thing for days.

Days! I haven't slept.

I haven't bathed.

I haven't even eaten ice cream.

Whatever you do, do not buy this table.

[air horn blowing]

And if you've already bought it...

[laughs]

You're doomed.

[cackling]

Doomed, I say!

[laughs manically] Doomed.

- Uh, OK.

Eh, let's not panic.

[all screaming]

- [sobbing]

- Grotto Goo!

We need more Grotto Goo!

- I can solve the puzzle.

I can solve the puzzle.

- Easy, fishies.

Let's just look at the finstructions again.

Son, finstructions.

- I don't have them.

I gave them to Mommy.

- And I gave them back to Grandma.

- Oh, don't blame me.

- Somefishy has them.

- Not me.

- Why is nofishy using my Grotto Goo?

- [snorts]

[laughing]

- Huh?

What's so funny, Baby?

- Sorry. I'm so sorry.

[laughing]

The finstructions,

they're on Grandpa's tailfin.

[laughing]

- Well, look at that.

It, uh--it must have been the Grotto Goo.

[laughter]

- Oh, Dad.

- I told you that stuff was sticky.

- [sighs] I'm sorry, everyfishy.

I really thought this could be a fun family project.

- Me too.

With you fishies, even raking the yard is fun.

- Well, maybe we just need to have the right attitude.

- Yeah, that's it!

Let's make it fun!

Who's up for a super silly table-building dance party?

[chuckles] all: Me!

♪ What do we do when we're getting things done ♪

♪ We keep it silly, ooh-whoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Life is better with a beat ♪

♪ Makes the work feel like fun ♪

♪ So keep it silly ♪

♪ Ooh-whoo-hoo ♪

- ♪ Baby, bring the beat ♪

- ♪ I'm a robot with a flow-nut ♪

♪ And I'm happy in the sea ♪

♪ Yum, yum, yum, life is better with a beat ♪

all: ♪ He's a robot with a flow-nut ♪

♪ And he's happy in the sea ♪

♪ Yum, yum, yum, life is better with a beat ♪

♪ What do we do when we're getting things done ♪

♪ We keep it silly, ooh-whoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Life is better with a beat, makes the work feel like fun ♪

♪ So keep it silly, ooh-whoo-hoo ♪

- ♪ Parents bring the beat ♪

both: ♪ Mom and Papa singing opera ♪

♪ We're happy in the sea ♪

♪ La-la-la, grandparents bring the beat ♪

both: ♪ We are chickens on a mission ♪

♪ And we're happy in the sea, ba-gawk ♪

♪ Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk ♪

all: ♪ Better with a bawk-bawk beat ♪

♪ What do we do when we're getting things done ♪

♪ We keep it silly, ooh-hoo-whoo ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ Life is better with a beat ♪

♪ Makes the work feel like fun ♪

♪ So keep it silly, ooh-whoo-hoo ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ We keep it silly ♪

[fireworks whistling, popping]

[cheering, laughter]

- We did it!

- Pops, are you ready to try it out with the first sit?

- It would be the honor of my life.

[dramatic music]

- Well, how is it?

- [sniffles] It's perfect.

all: Hooray!

- [laughs]

OK, time to shellebrate.

Raise your fins if you want club sandwiches.

- Me! - I do!

- Oh, what about you, Pops?

You're not hungry?

- I'm starving, but my fins are stuck to the table.

[laughter] - Grandpa.

- Oh, I'll go get the hose.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪