02x02 - Fort Fin-ship/Water Buggin

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- Gotta get there!

[all panting]

Hey, Baby, we got your code red.

Emergency play date.

- Yeah, but why did you want to play all the way out here?

- Isn't it obvious, Vola?

I wanted you fishies to see... this!

- Uh, B-Shark, there's nothing here.

- Right you are, Chucksarooney.

But that won't be the case after we build our clubhouse.

all: Whoa!

- A clubhouse of our own. How fin-spired.

- Ooh, and we can each have our own space to decorate

with the things we love.

It'll have everything that's jaws-some about our fin-ship.

- That's it!

We can call it Fort Fin-ship!

- Ah, yeah! - Totally!

- Love it!

- Then let's get building.

all: ♪ This is the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

- ♪ I will find the driftwood ♪

♪ For a brand new floor ♪

- ♪ I will blow the bubbles ♪

♪ To float supplies to you ♪

- ♪ I'll use my tentacles ♪ - ♪ Tentacles ♪

- ♪ To paint the walls, you'll see ♪

all: ♪ We will hoist the roof up ♪

- ♪ We will hoist the roof up ♪

all: ♪ With our clam pulley ♪

- ♪ And with every fishy helping ♪

- ♪ We will get it done ♪

all: ♪ This is the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ It's Fort Fin-Ship and it's off the hook ♪

♪ Yeah, it's the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ This is the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ This is the house, the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ This is the house, the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ This is the house, the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ And it's off the hook ♪

♪ This is the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ It's Fort Fin-ship, and it's off the hook ♪

♪ Yeah, it's the house that every fishy built ♪

♪ It's Fort Fin-Ship, and it's off the hook ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

all: Wow!

- I never realized how much our fin-ship needed a fort.

- Come on! Race you fishies inside.

- Welcome to Fort Fin-Ship,

where every friend has a nook.

Mine is karaoke central.

It has a stage and a pearl microphone for each of us,

so we can all ♪ sing our hearts out! ♪

- My nook is the snack station.

It has every snack under the sea.

Kelp sticks, curly vanilly puffs,

and of course, Chum Yums,

because I'm not not gonna have Chum Yums.

[cool rock music]

- You are now entering the extreme zone.

I've got the sweetest skate ramp

and an even sweeter climbing wall.

- Welcome to Goldie's costume corner.

My costumes will let you be

any fishy you want to be under the sea.

- I call this my chilly pad

'cause it's the perfect place to chill.

- Who's next? Hank?

- Um, sure, OK.

Tah-dah.

- Hank, darling, your nook is so empty.

- Why didn't you decorate, Hank?

- [sighs] Well, you all have such fun areas

that show off who you are,

but I don't have a thing.

Like how Baby Shark sings, Vola skates, and Chucks chills.

- Oh, don't worry.

We'll help you find your thing

so your nook will be as jaw-some as you are.

- Yeah. - Indeed.

- You bet!

- And I know just where to start.

- What are we doing in your kitchen?

- A wonderful question, William.

I was thinking maybe Hank's thing could be cooking.

- Why is that?

- Because he looks adorable in a chef's hat.

all: Aww. - [giggles]

I'm gonna make fruity shell-atin

because it's jiggly and delicious.

It's jiggle-icious.

Sous chefs, I need a mixing bowl.

- Yes, Chef.

- A spoon.

- Here you are, Chef.

- Water, please.

- Right away, Chef.

- Bring in the sugar.

- Sweetness, Chef.

- Add the swirlberry shell-atin powder.

- Allow me, Chef.

- Now to stir...

and...

ha-ha!

Voila!

- Oh, my gills,

it really does look jiggle-icious.

- But my shell-atin isn't complete until I add

the chomp cherry bubble on top.

Buh-dum!

[all laugh]

- [sighs]

Guess cooking isn't my thing after all.

- But it was pretty funny. [laughs]

Hey, maybe you could try being a comedian, Hank.

- [gasps]

[goofy music]

- So then Big Fin say, "not in this economy!"

[laughter]

- He's saying what we're all thinking.

- Thanks!

You've been lovely audience.

- Wow, I'd hate to follow that.

Anyway, next up is Hank.

- You're gonna do great, Hank.

Comedy is super easy.

Any fishy can do it.

- Hoo.

OK, here goes.

- Good luck. - Break a fin.

- Uh-- [mic feedback rings]

[clears throat]

Whale, hello there.

Why didn't the crustacean want to get up in the morning?

He was feeling crabby.

- Huh-rumph.

- Oh, sorry Mr. Sandcrab.

It's just a joke.

I don't think you're crabby.

- [whispering] Keep going.

- Um, moving on.

Why did the whale cross the road?

[whale noises]

- [coughing]

- Oh, trust me.

It's really funny if you speak whale.

All righty.

Uh, let's make this a bubbly atmosphere

with some bubbly prop comedy.

Buh-dum!

[impressed muttering]

[electricity zapping]

all: Hey!

- Womp womp.

- Uh, you've been a wonderful audience.

- OK, so comedy was a bubble bust.

- [mimics rimshot]

Too soon?

- But Hank, with your rugged sort of vibe,

maybe your thing is being a slobber slug rodeo rider.

[loud thump]

- If you say so.

Uh, giddy up, Mr. Slobber Slug.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[screaming]

- Vola, I think you might have been thinking

of your rugged sort of vibe.

- Oh, yeah. That makes a lot more sense.

- [screaming]

- Buh-dum!

Ooh!

Phew, soft bubbly landing.

- Hank! Are you OK?

- Yeah, I'm good, but this is hopeless.

I'll never figure out what to put in my nook.

Maybe I'm just not meant to be part of Fort Fin-Ship.

[sighs deeply]

- Poor Hank.

Look at him.

Blowing such sad little bubbles.

- Gasp! That's it!

- What's it?

- Hank's thing is bubbles.

He's been blowing them all day.

[all gasp]

- B-Shark, you're so right!

- Now let's unburst his bubble.

- [sighs] I got your code blue,

emergency Hank cheer-up.

But I already told you,

I don't have anything to put in my nook.

- Come on, we have something to show you.

all: Ta-da!

- Huh?

What's this?

- It's your new bubble ball pit.

You just need to fill it up.

- We realized that no matter what we did today,

you were always blowing bubbles.

You're great at it!

- [gasps]

You're so right!

Bubbles are totally my thing!

Stand back, every fishy.

I've got some bubbles to blow.

Buh-dum, buh-dum, buh-dum, buh-dum, buh-dum,

buh-dum, buh-dum, buh-dum!

all: Whoa! - Yeah!

- Amazing! - So cool!

- Time for a bubble ball pit party!

[all cheering]

[chuckles] Thanks for all your help, fishies.

- It wouldn't be Fort Fin-Ship without you, Hank.

- Buh-dum!

I'm so lucky to have best friends like you.

I feel like my heart could burst.

Whale, that was unexpected!

[laughter]

[cheery music]

- You can't treat a toothache by treating the symptoms.

You have to get to the root of the problem.

- So true.

Oh, isn't this great, every fishy?

- [yawns] - It is something.

- [yawns] It sure is.

What does it mean?

- It means to solve a problem,

you should find out what caused it in the first place.

- [snoring] - Huh, makes sense to me.

- This one word will change

how you view the truth forever.

And the word is--

[chirping]

Huh? Wait, I missed it.

Al, say it again. Say it again!

[chirping]

- What's that noise?

- It sounds like the world's most effective alarm clock.

- OK, every fishy.

Spread out and find that noise.

[chirping]

- Shark strength!

- Shark strength! - Hey, put me down!

You know heights make me nervous.

- Sorry, sweetie gills.

[chirping]

- [gasps]

Look, it's just a little waterbug

that got into the house.

- [chirps]

- No big deal.

It'll probably get bored and leave on its own.

- No big deal?

I missed the end of the Inconvenient Tooth documentary.

Algae Gore is an icon.

- Oh, relax.

How distracting can one little waterbug be?

Embrace the peace and quiet.

[all sigh]

- [chirps]

[all yelp]

[chirp]

- And now, to set a new Shark family record.

- [chirps] - Ah!

[all groan]

[pleasant music]

♪ ♪

- I'm honored you trusted me to paint your family portrait.

Just a few finishing touches, and--

- [chirps] - Oh! Uh--oh.

Not what I set out for, but I don't hate it.

- That's it. Family meeting.

[groans]

That waterbug is too distracting.

It has to go.

- Abso-tooth-ly. - I agree.

- Wherever we go, it goes.

I can't take it anymore.

- Yeah, it does follow us.

I wonder why.

- I say we catch it and get it out of here.

- Or we let it stay

and teach it to chirp with its inside voice?

- [chuckles] Baby.

It's a cute bug,

but it will be happier when it's back outside.

- And so will we.

- It's settled.

- [chirps]

- Gotcha.

[exhales] - Yay!

- Thank you. Thank you.

- [chirps]

- Bye-bye, bug.

- Now that it's gone, we can finally enjoy

some peace and qui-- - [chirps]

all: Wha--

- I can't believe it.

- The waterbug came back?

Why?

- Whatever the reason, it has to go.

Let's catch it.

- [chirping]

[mischievous music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- [chirps]

♪ ♪

- We've got you surrounded.

- [gasps] I can't look.

- I got it! I got the waterbug!

- Son, that's not the waterbug. That's my tail.

- Whoops.

- No, it's gotten too smart to catch.

- I'd almost respect it if it weren't so annoying.

- What we need is an expert,

a tracker, an outdoors fishy,

a gentle giant with a heart of gold.

We need...

[doorbell rings]

Big Fin!

[all gasping]

- He's real?

- Baby Shark!

And Baby Shark's family!

Welcome!

[all groaning]

[Big Fin and Baby Shark giggle]

Big Fin making frittatas. You want?

- Oh. [chuckles nervously]

No thank you.

- Your loss.

- Big Fin, we need your help.

- A waterbug got into our house and it won't leave.

- Hmm.

Shark family must have something waterbug wants.

- Hmm, I wonder what it wants.

- Oh, majestic fish of the forest.

Please tell us everything you know about waterbugs.

How can we catch it?

- Well, waterbugs love waterberries.

See?

[waterbugs chirping]

Those little bugs enjoying them right now.

Shark family can use waterberries to trap it.

No waterbug can resist.

- Oh, wow.

What a cute family of waterbugs.

- Only thing waterbugs love more than waterberries

is family.

And my dry sense of humor.

Ahem.

Chirp, chirp, chirp?

Chirp.

[laughter]

- He even speaks bug.

- What? Big Fin can't be bilingual?

[laughs]

[sneaky music]

♪ ♪

- The trap is set.

- Now we wait.

- [sniffing]

[chirps]

- It's working.

[determined music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, Shark family.

I'm not gonna ask.

[all sigh]

- Ha! Now who wasted their sand dollars

on a ridiculous infomercial?

- Do you hear that?

- Huh? I don't hear anything.

- Exactly.

That's the sound of peace and quiet.

[peaceful music]

♪ There is peace and quiet ♪

♪ Such a fin-tastic sound ♪

♪ When the noise is oceans away ♪

both: ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

♪ We can all settle down ♪

♪ Float around, and reflect on the day ♪

all: ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

- ♪ We can read a book ♪

all: ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

- ♪ Cozy up in a nook ♪

all: ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

- ♪ We can swim with ease ♪

all: ♪ And soak up all of this tranquility ♪

- ♪ In the peace and quiet, we can finish a portrait ♪

- ♪ Get the office shipshape ♪

- ♪ And these folders all sorted ♪

- ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

♪ We'll fill our gills with deep breaths ♪

♪ Go with the flow, take it easy and rest ♪

all: ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

- ♪ We'll give our fins a break ♪

all: ♪ In the peace and quiet ♪

- ♪ There are naps to take ♪

all: ♪ In the peace and quiet, such a silent bliss ♪

♪ The sea couldn't be any better than this ♪

♪ In the peace, in the peace, in the peace and quiet ♪

[all panting]

- [chirp] [all gasp]

- No!

- Well, there's only one thing left to do.

Move out, let the waterbug keep the house.

- We can't give up now.

There has to be something we're missing.

- [chirps]

- Huh, it really likes the picture of our family.

[gasps] That's it!

It's not the picture he likes, or even the house.

It's our family.

- Our family?

- Yeah! Remember what Big Fin said?

The only thing a waterbug loves more than waterberries

is family.

- Oh, yeah, he did say that, didn't he?

- That's why it kept joining in on our shark-tivities.

- Wow, Baby, you solved it.

- It's like a wise fishy once said.

To solve a problem, you should find out

what caused it in the first place.

- Ah! Algae Gore.

- You just want a family, don't you?

- [chirps]

- And I think I know just where to find you one.

- [chirps]

This is your new home.

I think you'll like it here.

- [chirps]

[waterbugs chirping]

- It's OK.

You can do it.

[cheery music]

♪ ♪

[sniffing]

[waterbugs chirp]

- Oh, look! They like each other.

[all cheering]

[chirping] - He's real and he's awesome!

- Well, it looks like everything worked out.

- The waterbug got a new amazing family,

and we got our house back.

Thanks, Baby.

- You're welcome.

- Shark family stay for dinner?

Big Fin make kelp quiche.

- Yum! - Quiche! [giggles]

- So what other mythological fishes are real?

The Abominable Snow-manatee?

El Chupa-crab-ra?

- No, no, silly.

But Big Fin does have book club with Lochness Lobster.

- Ooh.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪