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01x26 - A Shark Day's Night/Bad Hank

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

01x26 - A Shark Day's Night/Bad Hank

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

together: ♪ Our finship is for keeps ♪

♪ , leagues under my heart ♪

♪ Our finship it runs ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs deep ♪

[cheers and applause]

- You fishes are jaw-some!

This is your most ultrasonic song yet!

- Indeed! A dazzling display!

- Aw, thanks, bubbly buddies.

- I cannot believe I'm friends with The Tentacools!

[chuckles]

Hey, uh, before you get too tenta-cool for me,

I gotta ask...

would you play my bar fish-ma part next week?

- Aw, come on. We'll never be too cool for our friends.

We'll be there, and that's a tail-to-tail promise.

[both grunt]

[both laugh]

- You ready to go home, baby?

I can give you a sharky-back ride.

- Aw, can I stay a little longer?

I'm having so much fun!

- But don't you remember?

You promised to help Grandpa

fix his sea-cliner chair tonight.

- P-p-p-please?

- Well, I suppose I could sit upright one more night.

- Hooray! [laughs] Thanks, Grandpa!

- Just don't forget

you promised to help me in my kelp garden tomorrow.

- Kelp help! I won't forget, Grandma.

- Remember Baby, it's okay to have fun,

but try not to get so caught up

that you don't keep your promises.

- Okay. I'll try not to.

- Hey Baby Shark, Chucks wants to hear our song again!

- [gasps] An encore?

[laughs excitedly] Abso-tooth-ly!

[chomping sounds]

[snoring]

[yawns] ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- Baby Shark! Baby Shark!

- I'm awake! I'm awake! Wait, why am I awake?

- We couldn't wait to tell you!

The Tentacools have been asked to play at The Wreck!

- Woah! That's fincredible! When's the show?

- Now!

- Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

Let's rock the Wreck! [laughs]

Wait a second. I feel like I'm forgetting something.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Oh, oh, yeah! [chuckles]

I almost forgot...

my eel-ectric guitar!

[plays guitar]

Time to rock n' roll!

- All right! - Let's go!

♪ ♪

♪ , leagues under my heart ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs deep ♪

[cheers and applause]

We love you, Carnivore Cove!

- If you liked that,

then come see my friends, The Tentacools,

at my Bar Fish-mah party next Saturday.

- Hoppin' Halibut! You know the Tentacools?

- [chuckles] Yep. Here's an invitation.

[upbeat music]

together: Can we have your autograph?

- Wait. You wantmy autograph? Sure.

together: Thank you so much!

- Hi, Grandma.

I love your gardening hat.

[gasps] Oh, no!

I forgot about kelp help! Oh, I'm so sorry.

- It's okay, squiddo. Every-fishy makes mistakes.

And from now on,

you'll remember to keep your promises, right?

- Totally, totally! I will.

- Hey, fishies! Listen to this!

They're playing your song on the radio!

[all squeal]

- It's a hit across the whole, wide water!

And now, we have a bunch of concerts to play!

You're famous musicians!

[cheers]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪

♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah ♪

♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪ - [gasps]

- ♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

- Baby Shark!

Remember you need to take Teensy for a swim later.

- I will. I promise.

- ♪ , leagues under my heart ♪

- [trills]

- Sorry, Teensy. I can't right now!

- [disappointed trill]

- Oh, Baby Shark,

remember to help me fix my sea-cliner later!

- I will, I promise!

♪ ♪

♪ , leagues under my heart ♪

♪ ♪

- Eh?

Baby Shark, remember to be home for dinner tonight!

We're making your favorite, Kelp-ish Delight!

- I will, I promise!

♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪

- ♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah ♪

- I don't think he's coming. Well, let's eat.

- His loss!

- ♪ , leagues under my heart ♪

♪ ♪

- Check it out!

The Tentacools are playing at my Bar Fish-mah party tomorrow.

- No way. They're too huge.

- Yeah, they'll be there!

They're my friends

and they'll never be too huge for this little seahorsey.

[chuckles]

- ♪ Our finship, it runs ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs deep ♪

[bell rings]

- [sighs]

Friends, I can honestly say being a famous rock starfish

is the most fun I've ever had in my life.

- Then hold onto your gills,

because you're about to become even more famous.

The Tentacools are going on The Water Warp Tour!

[all gasp] all: The Water Warp Tour?

- That means we'll play concerts

across the whole, wide water with our musical heroes.

Like the Fugu Fighters.

- And Taylor Drift!

- And Seal! [giggles]

This is so exciting!

- Pack your finny-packs

and I'll meet you at the water warps.

The Tentacools are going on tour!

[all cheer]

- [straining and muttering]

What's the point of a chair that doesn't recline?

Can't a shark relax?

- Hi, every fishy! Isn't life amazing?

So many exciting things happening!

Welp, this has been a great conversation!

Gotta pack for the Water Warp Tour!

- Baby Shark Brooklyn!

- What? What'd I do?

- It's not what you did. It's what you didn't do.

- Huh?

- You promised you'd take Teensy for a swim,

and you forgot.

- [squeaks sadly]

- You promised to help me fix my sea-cliner

and you forgot.

- You promised to be home in time for dinner...

all: And you forgot.

- Mmm, mmm, mmm.

- [gasps] Oh, no! What was I thinking?

I can't believe I broke so many promises.

I have no excuse.

- Baby, everyfishy forgets things from time to time.

But whenever you break a promise,

somefishy's feelings could get hurt.

[stomach growling]

- And sometimes their stomachs.

[groans]

I shouldn'ta had that second helping of kelp-ish delight!

- I'm sorry I got caught up and let you all down.

I'm going to keep my word from now on.

That's a tail-to-tail promise.

[grunts]

[paper flutters]

A tail-to-tail promise...

Aw, come on! We'll never be too cool for our friends.

We'll be there and that's a tail-to-tail promise!

[gasps] Uh-oh!

I almost forgot another promise!

I gotta go!

[strains]

[sighs] There you go, Grandpa.

Bye!

- [sighs] Finally! So relaxed.

[snoring]

[upbeat music]

- Uh-huh.

- Please, please! Eight at a time!

- Vola! William! Hank!

We can't go on the Water Warp Tour!

all: Huh? - Remember?

We already booked an even more important gig.

Chucks' Bar Fish-mah Party!

[all gasp] - Oh, no!

We almost let Chucks down.

- We were so busy having fun

that we lost sight of what's important.

[groans] And I just plain lost sight.

These shades are way too dark! Huh.

- I got carried away too,

but it's not worth it if we hurt anyfishy's feelings.

We made a tail-to-tail promise and we're gonna keep it!

[laughter and chatter]

- [sighs] Where are they?

[laughter and chatter]

- Such a so-fish-ticated party, Chucks!

By the by, aren't The Tentacools supposed to perform?

- [sighs] They were supposed to,

but maybe they did get too tenta-cool for me.

- Did somefishy say tenta-cool?

- Cha, it was me! I did!

Wow, you fishies made it! [laughter]

- Of course we did!

- And because it's your special Bar Fish-mah day, Chucks,

we're dedicating this song to you!

- A-one two, three, four!

- ♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪

♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah ♪

♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪

♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah! ♪

- ♪ You need some chums, I got the yums ♪

♪ I'll bring you cup-kelps ♪

both: ♪ And you'd do the same for me ♪

both: ♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah! ♪

together: ♪ I'd walk the plankton for ya ♪

- ♪ Do whatever it takes! ♪

together: ♪ You can count on me ♪

♪ Oh yeah-ee-yeah ♪

♪ Hello, this is your BFF, your best fishy friend ♪

♪ Yeah my love runs wide-- ♪

- But how deep?

all: ♪ Two! Three! Four! ♪

together: ♪ Twenty thousand leagues under my heart ♪

♪ Our finship is for keeps ♪

♪ Twenty thousand leagues under my heart ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs deep ♪

♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪

♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah ♪

♪ We're BFFs, yeah! ♪

♪ Best Fishy Friends forever, yeah ♪

♪ Twenty thousand leagues under my heart ♪

♪ Our finship, it's for keeps! ♪

♪ Twenty thousand leagues under my heart ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs ♪

♪ Our finship, it runs deep ♪

[all cheer]

- That, was Fin-ominal! [laughs]

Go Tentacools!

[upbeat music]

- Listen up fishies,

I wanna good, clean game of dodge bubble.

- [chuckles] Let's do this.

- Don't worry, Hank. I won't let Shadow get you.

- Thanks, but I can--

- Ready, set, throw!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I got this, team! [grunts]

♪ ♪

- Nice try!

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Gotcha, little Hank. Tidal wave toss!

♪ ♪

- Hank!

♪ ♪

- Huh?

- Phew, you're safe. Just stay behind me.

- [chuckles]

Looks like you're outta dodge bubbles, Baby Shark.

- I've got one! I can--

- Fin-credible! Thanks, Hank!

- Hey!

♪ ♪

- Ah, sand crabs!

- We won! - High fin!

- [sighs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] Bubbleberry-licious.

- You know, Baby Shark,

you didn't have to block Shadow's dodge bubble for me.

- Oh, I don't mind, Hank.

I like keeping you safe from tough fishies like Shadow.

- Hmm, well, maybe I can be a tough fishy, too.

[dramatic music]

- [grunting] Take that! And that!

Not so tough now, are you, boxes?

- [gasps] Wait a minute.

Shadow, you don't need help from anyfishy!

- Yeah, and water's wet. Tell me something I don't know.

- Do you think you could teach me to be tough like you?

- Hmm.

I guess I could use some extra muscle.

Okay, I'll toughen you up.

Tomorrow, The Wreck.

Be ready for the toughest day of your life.

- Okie-dokie! [sips juice]

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Hank, wanna hit the swings?

- Sorry, but I'm training to be tough today.

With Shadow.

- Shadow?

Hank can't train with Shadow!

Look at him. He's too pure, too innocent!

- I know, Baby Shark,

but I think Hank needs to learn that for himself.

- Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

But maybe I'll keep an eye on him just to be safe.

♪ ♪

- Hi, teacher. I got you a present.

- A squidapple? What a thoughtful gesture.

[grunts]

- [yawns]

Ooh!

[burps]

- Lesson one:

tough fishies don't make thoughtful gestures.

They order everyfishy else around.

Watch and learn!

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[inhales deeply]

Outta my way!

- [gasps]

- Now you.

- [inhales deeply]

I order you to have a nice day!

- Okay, thanks!

- [groans] This is hopeless.

- [groans]

[stomach growls]

- Psst, Hank! I brought you some snackies.

I know how grumbly your tummy gets when you don't eat.

- [huffs] I'm fine, Baby.

I don't need snackies.

- Lesson two: tough fishies have tough catchphrases...

like this.

I am here to eat chum-yums and cause trouble...

and I'm all out of chum-yums.

- [chuckles] Wow-ee!

- Now you try.

- Okay, here goes nothing.

My name is Hank and I like chum-yums.

Because they're yum-yum.

- [groans] You call that tough?

- Hey! Be nice, Shadow! Hank's a sensitive soul!

- Aw, not now Baby. We're trying to train!

[laughter]

- Now for lesson three: the art of scary looks.

Check it out.

♪ ♪

[snarls]

[all shout]

[laughs]

our turn. Try out a scary look on...

him.

- Baby Shark? Uh, okay, no problem.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey, Hank. [chuckles uncomfortably]

I was just clam-watching and definitely not spying on you.

[chuckles] What's up?

- [strains]

[growls]

- Oh, my gills, that is so cute!

[laughs] Do it again!

[thunder cracks]

- Ugh! No! I'm done being cute!

You need to stop treating me like a baby, Baby!

- Hank, I--

- Whale, whale, whale,

you might be tough fishy material after all.

Come on.

It's time to take your training to the next level.

[rock music]

♪ My little fallen angelfish, make a wish ♪

♪ You want to be a boss? ♪

♪ Scare their little tails off? ♪

- I wish to be tough!

- ♪ Well, you got the gills that it takes! ♪

- I do? Jaw-some!!

- ♪ What's that smell? It smells like kelp-a-roni ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the core, bad to the fishbone-y ♪

Yeah!

♪ I'm one bad fishy, the king of the sea ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, I'm a bad, bad fishy ♪

- ♪ A bad, bad fishy ♪

- ♪ Oh, I'm up to no good ♪

♪ And if you work hard ♪

♪ You too, can be a bad, bad fishy ♪

- Uh, I could be bad!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Oh, oh, I'm a bad, bad fishy ♪

- ♪ Bad, bad fishy ♪

♪ Oh, whoa, I'm a bad, bad fishy ♪

♪ Bad, bad fishy ♪

♪ Oh whoa, pump your fins like this ♪

I'm one bad fishy!

- ♪ A bad ,bad fishy ♪

- I'm bad!

- Now that's more like it, Hank.

- I'm not Hank anymore.

From now on, call me "Bad Hank."

[upbeat music]

[all gasping]

[snarls]

[all yelp]

♪ ♪

Hey! That seat's taken.

♪ ♪

- Oh!

- Not bad, Bad Hank. Not bad.

- [gasps] "Bad Hank"?

Oh Shadow, I knew you'd be a terrible influence.

- Aw, thanks.

You know, I think I've earned myself a treat.

Hey you two, gimme your chum-yums!

- Sorry. No can do, Shadow. We just gave them all away.

- What? To who?

- [munching]

- Hey, those are my stolen chum-yums!

- Sorry, Shadow.

♪ ♪

Tough fishies don't share.

- So you think you're tougher than me, huh?

- That's right.

- Then there's only one way to settle this.

You, me, and a one-on-one game of dodge bubble.

- You're on.

[both growling]

- [gasps] We have to stop this!

- Baby Shark, I know you want to keep Hank safe,

but sometimes fishies need to learn their limits

on their own.

- Oh. Hmm.

♪ ♪

- [grunting]

- Hank, I--

- Save it, Baby. I know what you're gonna say.

You think I'm not tough enough to play against Shadow,

so I should just give up.

- No, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I wanted to keep you safe

but I should've let you make your own choices.

Good luck with your dodge bubble game, okay?

- [groans softly]

[dramatic music]

- I can't watch, I can't watch! I gotta watch!

- Ready, set, throw!

- Dodge this! [grunts]

♪ ♪

- Woah. [sighs] Nice try.

♪ ♪

- Tidal wave toss!

- Tell me when it's over!

♪ ♪

- Whoa!

- Hank?

- [chuckles] That was fun! Good game, Shadow!

- [laughs] You lost!

Guess I'm the toughest fishy in town.

- Huh?

I think you dropped this, Bad Hank.

- Thanks Baby, but I've had enough of being tough.

I'd rather be just regular, ol' Hank.

Attention everyfishy!

I would like to apologize for my behavior today.

I'm truly, deeply, sorry.

all: Aww.

- It's good to have you back, Hank.

- It's good to be back, Baby.

But, uh, I think Rocky still wants to be tough

for a little longer.

♪ ♪

- No, no! Here, take my chum-yums.

Not looking for any trouble.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪