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01x22 - Coach Grandma/Busy Baby

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

01x22 - Coach Grandma/Busy Baby

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[sporty organ music]

♪ ♪

- [gulps]

[grunts]

- Strike three.

You're out, Hank.

- Aww.

- You clown fishies will have to do better than that

to beat my team.

- Okay, everyfishy. Bring it in.

I know things look bad, but this game isn't over yet.

- But Baby Shark, we haven't scored a single point.

- I know, William, but we've got something

Shadow and his team don't have.

Heart.

If we play with heart, we can't lose.

[all cheering]

- Let's go. - All right.

♪ ♪

- That's game. Shadow's team wins.

[all cheering] - You know it.

- We rule! - What what?

- Yeah!

- Huh. Maybe we need more than heart.

- How was your barnacle ball game today, Baby?

- [grunts] Awful.

- Maybe your team just needs a coach.

- A coach?

Where would we even find a coach?

- Oh, me? [laughs]

I like to think of myself

as more of an athletic guide than a coach.

- Show him your trophies, ma.

- Behold.

[triumphant music]

- So shiny.

- Yep.

- She coached my team when I was a pup,

and we won the league.

- Whoa! [laughs]

Grandma, would you ever maybe, um,

consider coaching my team?

- Well, it's been a few years,

but I think I still got the goods.

I'd be glad to help you out, squiddo.

- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

- But if I'm gonna be your coach,

I'll need to prepare.

Shoo, you two.

- Ooh! Oh!

Daddy, Grandma's gonna be my barnacle ball coach.

- Now hang on, little pup.

I know you're excited, but I need to give you

a little bit of fatherly advice.

Grandma is very wise,

but her methods are a little bit...different.

- [exhales]

Become the barnacle ball.

[grunts]

Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.

- You just need to have faith in her.

Sometimes you learn the best lessons

in the most unusual ways.

- Hmm...

- Become the bat.

Crack!

[laughs] Home run.

[upbeat sporty music]

You squiddos ready to get started?

- You bet.

- So what are we gonna learn first?

Home run hits? Game-winning catches?

Oh, oh, oh, victory poses?

- [laughs] Not quite.

Drill number one.

Clean the kitchen floor using only your tails.

- Um, Mrs. Grandma Coach,

what does this have to do with barnacle ball?

- Great question, Hank.

I guess you'll just have to trust me.

[chomping]

- Well, come on, team. Let's get sponging.

Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.

- Are you sure about this, Baby?

- Just try it.

What's the worst that could happen?

Wh-whoa!

[all yelping]

[all groan]

[whistle blows]

- Again, from the top.

[all grunt questioningly]

Drill number two.

Repainting the backyard fence. Look alive.

[whistle blows]

Is that all you've got, Goldie?

Where is your passion, your emotion,

your fire?

- Passion? Emotion? Fire?

Why, those are three of my six middle names.

- Yeah! Huh! Hoorah! Yah!

[trills]

- Now that's more like it.

- [grunting]

- Psst.

I love art, B Shark,

but how will this help us against Shadow's team?

- I'm sure Grandma's just warming us up

before we get to the really important stuff.

[laughs nervously]

- Now, for the greatest barnacle ball lesson

of your young fishy lives.

How to tango!

Observe.

[tango music]

[both grunting]

- [yelps]

[giggles]

- Vola, Hank, give it a try.

- Okay.

[whistle blows]

- Uh, like this?

[grunting] Whoa!

- Whoa! [grunts]

- Nice form, you two. Now, who's next?

[spotlight creaks]

[both gulp]

- Uh, Baby,

I know you love your grandma,

but this all seems a little strange.

- Yeah. Might be time to reel this in.

- Uh, Grandma. [laughs nervously]

We really appreciate all your help,

but...

[yawns]

I think we're all pretty tired out.

- Good point.

You'll need some rest for the big game tomorrow.

[all sighing]

- I can't wait.

- [grunts]

- Whoa. Nice throw, Switch.

Now, check this out.

[grunts]

[ball whistles]

- Alas, we're doomed!

- Hey, squiddos.

I'll be watching from the sides.

Just remember what we practiced,

and you'll do great.

- Okay, everyfishy, yesterday was fun and all,

but maybe we should stick to regular old barnacle ball.

- Yeah. I guess you're right.

[sighs]

[exciting sporty music]

[all cheering]

- Play ball.

- Here goes nothing.

- [grunts]

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Here I come. Oh, yeah.

- Home run.

[all sigh]

- [grunts]

- [grunts]

- [yelling]

- You're out.

- [groans]

all: Oh.

- Huh, what are those squiddos up to?

This isn't what we practiced at all.

- [sighs] - [groans]

Wish me luck.

- [snickering]

- [groaning]

Oh, boy.

- Baby, paint the fence!

- Paint the fence.

[gasps] Could it be?

- Hit him with the fastball, Switch.

- Here goes nothing. [sighs]

Be the paintbrush!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[both gasp in slow-motion]

- Home run!

- [gasps] I did it.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- How did you do that?

- I swung the bat with passion,

just like Grandma taught us to swing those paint brushes.

Don't you see? Shewastraining us!

- Whoa!

So the cleaning, the painting,

the dancing, it was all about barnacle ball?

- [sniffs]

- Wow, she really is a champion barnacle ball coach.

- So what do you say we finish this game

Coach Grandma style?

[all cheering]

- ♪ Team, we can win this ♪ all: For sure!

- ♪ They don't know who they're facing ♪

♪ Got Grandma Shark ♪ all: For sure!

- ♪ And great big determination ♪

all: ♪ We're a mackerel motley crew ♪

♪ We're so underrated ♪

- ♪ You got a sweet tooth now? ♪

♪ Well, that's victory you're tasting ♪

all: Whoo! - ♪ We'll be ourselves ♪

♪ Won't be anyfishy else ♪

all: ♪ 'Cause fishies like us, we flow our own way ♪

♪ We rock what we got and we got what it takes ♪

♪ Yeah, fishies like us know we're never giving up ♪

♪ 'Cause fishies like us will be victorious ♪

♪ Be yourself, don't be anyfishy else ♪

♪ Just be yourself ♪

♪ 'Cause the sea needs fishies like us ♪

♪ We flow our own way ♪

♪ We rock what we got and we got what it takes ♪

♪ Yeah, fishies like us know we're never giving up ♪

- ♪ 'Cause fishies like us will be victorious ♪

- Baby's team wins.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music]

- Aww, that's the stuff.

- Aww, how'd you amateurs pull that off?

- Ha, well, we learned some one-of-a-kind skills

from our one-of-a-kind coach,

my grandma.

- Yeesh. Forget I asked.

- Grandma, I'm sorry we ever doubted you.

Will you still be our barnacle ball coach?

- Hmm, that depends on how you handle your next task.

Cleaning my room.

- Intriguing.

And what useful skill, pray tell, would that teach us?

- Nothing. My room's just a mess.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- [sniffs, sighs]

- Fresh swirl berries.

Thanks for helping me with my shopping, squiddo.

- Sure thing, Grandma.

[hip-hop music]

Hey, look. The dancing eel.

- [vocalizing to beat]

- [scatting to beat]

- [chuckles] Easy there, Baby.

Save some energy for tonight's dance party.

[music stops]

- Did somefishy say dance party?

- Yep. Today is Friday.

So tonight is our weekly Grandma and Baby Dance Party.

- It's a dance party...

[record scratching]

both: ♪ For two ♪

- Right on. Have fun, you two.

- Happy dancing, my wiggly friend.

- Oh, I'm so excited to show you my new moves later!

- [chuckles] Oh, I can't wait to see them.

- Baby, Baby, have you heard the news?

- William, what news? Is everything okay?

- No!

Everything's great!

The treat shop is dropping a new Chum Yum flavor today.

- Sounds urgent.

- Oh, it is.

As Carnivore Cove's Chum Yum aficionados,

we have to be the first in line to try it.

I'll go snag us a spot. Meet me there later?

- You got it.

[exciting rock music]

- Check out those moves.

- Whoa!

Nice fakey fin flip, Vola. - Thanks.

Hey, you're just the shark I was hoping to see.

Can you help me beat the last level

of "Coral Combat" today?

- Sure thing.

You know I'll always be your player two.

- I knew I could count on you.

I'll meet you at the Party Puddle later.

- Chum Yums and a trip to the Party Puddle

all before our dance party?

Somefishy is one busy Baby.

- What can I say? I'm a fishy pleaser.

And I always wanna say yes to my friends.

- Baby Shark!

Oh, thank goodness I found you.

I need help collecting props for my latest one-woman show,

"The Golden Age of Goldie."

- Wow, Goldie, I'd love to,

but you know I don't have your eye for the theater.

- Yes, but you do have

two brawny fins with which to carry limitless props.

Would you accompany me to Briney's Bubbles later?

- Well...okay!

- Bless your powerful sharky heart.

- [sighs]

- Your schedule is getting pretty full, little pup.

- Baby! Hi.

- Oh. Hey, Hank.

- Let me guess.

You're inviting Baby to some sort of special event?

- How'd you know?

I'm hosting a tea party

for Rocky and his friends later.

[giggles] Hey, can you make it?

Please, please, please.

- Well, I'd hate to disappoint all those rocks.

Of course.

- Oh, fintastic.

I'll meet you later at the wreck.

- Don't you think you might have

a little too much on your plate today, squiddo?

- Maybe, but I wouldn't wanna let anyfishy down by saying no.

- I know, but every fishy has limits.

You don't wanna use up all your energy

before our dance party.

- I'll have plenty of energy.

I'm not doing anything too tiring.

- [grunting]

B Shark, I'm about to hike all the way up

to the tippy top of Wish Mountain.

Wanna be my hiking bud?

- I...I... [grunts]

- Yeah? Yeah?

- I'd love to!

- Nice!

Come on. Let's go!

- Baby? - What?

I can't say no to Chucks.

I'll be home tonight with plenty of energy to dance.

I promise.

- Good luck, squiddo.

[light music]

- Phew. Great climb, aye, B Shark?

- [panting]

Easy-peasy. [laughs]

- Now for the best part.

Relaxing and soaking up nature's glory.

Check out that view.

- Wow!

I could see my house from here, and there's the Party Puddle.

[gasps] The Party Puddle!

I gotta go meet Vola.

- What about relaxing?

- No time!

Soak up some extra nature for me, Chucks.

- Okay.

Looking good, nature. Looking good.

- [panting]

- Baby, over here.

I'm on my last token. Grab those player two controls.

- On it.

- Final level. Begin.

- This will take everything we've got.

[energetic video game music]

[both grunting]

Almost there.

[both grunting]

- Victory. - Whoo-hoo!

- We did it! We won!

- Whoo-hoo! - [chirps]

Wow, you fishies beat "Coral Combat."

Have a couple of victory smoothies on the house.

- Phew. I could use a break.

- Baby, there you are. There's no time to dally.

- Huh. [slurps]

Mmm. The sweet taste of victory.

[bright music]

- Afternoon, Briney, my dear.

- Goldie, Baby Shark, what can I do you for?

- May we take a gander at your goods?

I'm looking for props for my latest production.

- Go right ahead. Just flossed.

So you're in luck. Found some hidden treasures.

[groans slowly]

- All right, Baby, I need a collection of props

that capture my one-of-a-kind essence.

Ooh. Hmm. No.

Hey, does this golf club say "Goldie" to you?

- Uh-huh. [yawns]

Ooh. Getting tired over here.

- How about this teacup? - Teacup?

[gasps]

I gotta get to Hank's tea party!

Uh, okay, Goldie.

How about this and this and this and this and this?

See? Everything you need. Break a fin, Goldie.

- Huh. These are so unusual. So avant-garde.

So me!

- Kid's got an eye for the theater.

- [with English accent] Aha. Pip-pip, Rocky.

Cheerio indeed. [giggles]

Ah, Baby, there you are.

You know Rocky and his friends.

Boulder. Pebbles. Rachel.

- [yawns] Hello.

- Oh, yes.

Would you mind pouring tea for our sedimentary friends

while I serve the Chum Yums?

- Chum Yums?

Oh, no. I'm late to meet William.

I better hurry.

Tea for you, tea for you, tea for you,

tea for you, and tea for you.

Well, this was fun but-- - Hup, hup.

Could Rocky have a little more tea?

Little more. - Mm-hmm.

- More. - Mm-hmm.

- Just a teensy, teensy, tiny bit more.

- Okay. - Aha! Perfect.

- [gulps] Well, thanks for the tea.

Gotta go. Bye.

- Ta-ta! That means bye.

- Baby, you're just in time.

- I proudly present my newest Chum Yum flavor,

Tidal Wave Blast!

- I can really taste the blasts.

Pretty yummy, huh, Baby?

- Yeah, they're...really...

[snoring]

- Whoa. Snoozing on snacks?

Somefishy tired himself out.

Let's get you home, big bud.

- Ooh, I'm not just a chef. I am an artist.

- Must...boogie... with...Grandma.

- Yeah. I don't think that's happening.

[soft music]

- Looks like Baby bit off more than he could chew.

- But I'm still ready for our dance party.

See?

[grunting]

[sighs]

- I can see that.

But just in case, maybe you should get some rest.

- [yawns] You were right, Grandma.

I tried to do too much today.

I just didn't wanna let anyfishy down.

- We're your friends, Baby.

We don't want you to tire yourself out.

- Mm-hmm. Good friends know

there's only so much a shark can do in one day.

- I guess I...need to...

learn my limit.

[snoring]

- Goodnight, squiddo.

- [snoring]

[yawning]

Good morning.

- There he is. There's my well-rested fishy.

- That's me.

Sorry I missed our Friday night dance party.

Now we have to wait a whole week.

- That is, unless we have

a Saturday morning dance party.

- Wait. We can do that?

- Take my fin, and let's boogie!

[disco music]

Let's get sharky with it, Baby.

- Yeah, Grandma. Let's flow.

- ♪ Doesn't matter who you are ♪

both: ♪ When you're dancing, you're a star ♪

- ♪ Doesn't matter what time of day ♪

both: ♪ When we bubble boogie, we dance our cares away ♪

♪ We leave it all on the ocean floor ♪

♪ And dance till we can't dance anymore ♪

♪ Ow! Boogie, boogie, boogie like a beluga whale ♪

♪ Shake your belly, belly or wiggle like a jelly ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp like Grandma Shark ♪

- ♪ Crawl, you're a lobster ♪ - ♪ Shine, you're a popstar ♪

both: ♪ Whatever we do ♪

♪ We bubble boogie on the ocean floor ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Bubble boogie on the ocean floor ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Bubble boogie on the ocean floor ♪

♪ Boogie, boogie, boogie like a beluga whale ♪

♪ Shake your belly, belly or wiggle like a jelly ♪

♪ Chomp, chomp, chomp like Grandma Shark ♪

♪ We bubble boogie on the ocean floor ♪

- Now check this out.

[grunting]

- [laughs] Wow! Nice moves, Grandma.

- Who said you can't teach an old shark new tricks?

- Oh! Oh! Hey, hey, oh, oh, oh.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪