04x02 - Theodore's Calling/Clumsy Jeanette

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♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

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-[Dave] Have fun, Alvin.
-h*, h*! I will.

-Good morning, guys.
-Oh! Oh, hey, Theodore. Bye!

Where are you going?

-Soccer practice!
-OK, Theodore. So long.

-Where are you going?
-I'm late for the annual forum

on particle accelerations.

-[Alvin] Wish me luck! Bye!
-Good...

luck.

Uh, Dave?

Dave?

Where are you going?

Oh, I have a golf tournament,
remember?

No, but...

Oh, I'll be back later today,
Theodore.

OK, I love you. Bye!

Bye.

[sighs] Well, maybe
the Chipettes will want to play.

-Hi, guys.
-Hey, Theodore.

-Hey!
-Hey!

-Bye!
-Where's everyone going?

Oh, the museum has an exhibit
on the galaxies. Do you wanna come?

Uh, no.

And I'm going to volunteer
at the animal shelter.

Hold still.

Photography class.

Bye!

Miaow.

Hey, little guy. Are you lost?

Please don't scratch.

Miss Croner, your... your cat.

Yes, I can see that.

Yeah. OK.

What's wrong with you, Crawford?
Why are you moping about?

Well, it's just that everyone else
is doing something

that they really love

and... and I don't have
anything like that.

-You need a calling.
-A what?

Something that speaks to you.
A passion.

-Yeah. Yeah. A passion.
-Yes. Yes.

-I can help you with that.
-Really? How can you...?

Wait!
I'm writing something down.

Go to this website, Crawford,
and answer all their questions.

Come back to me
when you have the answers.

What are you doing, Theodore?

Miss Croner said this site
will help me find my calling

and all I have to do
is answer these 200 questions.

Ugh! It's taking me forever.

Cool. Let's see.

"If I was a cloud,
would I be close to the earth

or high in the sky?"

Uh, I guess I'd be close to the earth,

because I like people.

Oh, come on!

Theodore, you'd definitely be
high in the sky. Way cooler!

Oh! OK.

"Which do you prefer,
a cherry on top or whipped cream?"

Hmm. I... I like both.

Go for whipped cream.
You can stick your face in it!

Theodore, here...
just let me answer these.

-I think I'm supposed to...
-Theodore, come on!

Who knows you better
than you know yourself? Me!

Oh, yeah.

OK, thanks.

Then,
I'm gonna get something to eat.

So, how's it coming?

Oh! Well, I just finished for you.

Now, all I have to do
is hit "Enter"

and it should give us an answer.

Bingo! See? You're a 42!

[gasps] I am? Oh! That's so great!

What does that mean?

Theodore, I don't know. OK?

All I do is provide the answers.
All right?

But here's a list
of your possible callings.

Here's the list of my passions.

Well, let's see.

"Falconry, trapeze, racing."

Well, I took you for more
of a caretaker, public service,

hospital volunteer.

Oh, no.
I wouldn't be good at that.

All right, if these are your passions,
let's get started.

Uh...
where are we gonna find a falcon?

Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.

Don't get me wrong,
I'm excited about these chips,

but does anyone know
why we're here?

Theodore said
he wants to put on a show.

-Oh! What kind of show?
-Nobody knows.

But he's been at Miss Croner's house
working on it.

Yeah, and he asked Eleanor
to help him.

I don't know
why he didn't ask me.

I mean, why didn't he ask me?

Oh, thank goodness.

Hear ye, hear ye,

fair maidens and knights
of the castle Seville!

The honour of your presence
is requested

for the official
first performance

of the falcon Frankie,
guided by Sir Theodore,

in the backeth yardith
where you are sitith now!

Go on. Go. Go.

Yeah, but I just don't think
Frankie and I are quite ready.

Crawford, this is your calling!

Now go out there
and do the best you can!

Welcome, fine citizens,

to the great and wonderful
falcon show!

I will now show you
how Frankie hops onto my glove.

Frankie, come!

OK, Frankie,
fly back to your perch.

Fly back to your perch.

That's cool!

OK, now fly through the hoop,
Frankie.

Wow, look at how he just flew
and then came back!

Now, Frankie,
get on my arm again.

Good.

What? No! No! Frankie!

Is this part of the show?

He doesn't seem like he's OK.

Frankie, stop! Let me down!

Get him!

That was the best show ever!

Aaah!

I think maybe I'll try something else
on my passion list.

Yes.
Well, get a good night's sleep

and tomorrow
I'll take you to the circus.

I have a friend there.

Oh, yeah this doesn't look
as much fun from up here.

All right, you ready?

-Uh, no, no. Not... not yet.
-Yes, you are!

-AAAH!
-OK, stop screaming!

-Put knees over bar!
-AAAH!

OK, stop screaming and let go
of bar with your hands now.

AAAH!

OK, stop screaming
and arch back! Go!

AAAH!

OK, stop screaming
and release legs, now!

AAAH!

-And grab bar!
-AAAH!

AAAH!

He's good, but if he wants to be great,
he has to stop screaming.

I'm not sure
that was my passion.

Well, not to worry.
We keep trying and trying.

[Chipmunk song playing]

[the dog is barking]

Uh... I don't know about this,
Miss Croner.

Can't I just slide down
on my butt?

Is that a passion of yours?

Sliding on your butt
down a giant slope?

No, but...

Look, Crawford!
If you don't want to do this,

then get down from there.
But if this is your dream...

No, it's not my dream.
I... I want to come down.

All right, then, come down.

WHOA!

Are you OK, Miss Croner?

Yes, but I may have
broken my ankle.

-Crawford!
-Huh?

What are you doing here?
I thought you hated hospitals.

Yeah, I thought I did,
but they're OK.

Miss Croner,
do you need anything?

Would you like some water?

No, I don't want water!

You should have water.
I'll be right back.

[sighs]

-[Alvin] Marco!
-[the Chipettes] Polo!

Alvin! Close your eyes!
You're cheating!

You're it, OK?
Don't be a sore sport.

I'm not being a poor sport!

I'm saying your eyes are open

and that's not how you play
Marco Polo!

If you know anything
about Marco Polo,

he sometimes had his eyes open,
OK?

How else did he discover
these places?

Simon, Simon, tell Dave to be
at the hospital at five o'clock.

-Oh, OK.
-Wow!

He's going back to the hospital?

-Yep.
-He's there all the time.

He loves it.

And they love him.

It's a perfect fit.

I wonder why he tried
falconry and extreme sports?

Yeah, it almost seemed
like someone else chose for him.

Marco!

Ha!
I bet ya didn't see that coming!

Theodore,
Miss Croner is going home now.

No! I'm not sitting
in the wheelchair!

Well, we can stand here
and argue about it,

but that is our policy.

I don't care two hoots
about your policy!

I'm totally capable of
walking out on my own two feet!

Miss Croner, sit down.

Fine, but it's ridiculous!
Complete hogwash!

-Bye!
-Goodbye, Theodore!

-I'm leaving too, you know!
-Uh, OK. Bye-bye.

There! I'm out the front doors.

Will the hospital policy
let me walk now?

Yes, indeed, Miss Croner.
Bye-bye!

Stupid policy.

Well, Crawford, we should
get back to your passion list.

I... I think I found my passion.
It's helping other people.

Yes, I agree.

You really seem happy, Theodore.

I am.

[Miss Croner] I'll tell you
what makes me happy,

being home
and sleeping in my own bed!

And I don't like
being bossed around!

CHIPMUNKS! CHIPMUNKS! CHIPMUNKS!

[jamming]

[male voice] Chipmunks,
you're on in five!

-Are you OK, Jeanette?
-Yeah,

I'm just a...
a little light-headed.

Oh, no.

Jeanette. Uh, sis...

I'm so sorry you're not feeling well.
It sucks, but...

that's the second time
you've done that.

So, just maybe no more water
by the electrical equipment.

Move that.

Here. I... I learned this trick
a long time ago.

See? It's hard to spill.

Ugh! What's wrong with me?

It can't be my eyes.
I just had them checked.

Yeah, your glasses
look exactly the same.

No, not exactly.
These are non-glare!

Oh! Oh, I got
the non-glare kind, too!

Uh, Simon. No. OK?

You were glaring at me,
like ten minutes ago.

OK. Right there. That's a glare.
Simon, see? That's glaring.

[on the microphone]
Ladies and gentlemen, the Chipmunks!

Guys, come on. We're on!

One, two...
One, two, three, four!

[cheering]

AAAH!

[screaming]

Hey, Jeanette!
Do you have your passport?

-Why?
-'Cause you're goin' on a trip!

Yeah! See you next fall!

[laughter]

Ha, ha! Oh, you guys are so funny!
Such original jokes!

Ugh! Jeanette,
just ignore those IMBECILES!

Thanks, guys, but, you know,
they have a point.

I'm so clumsy lately it's...
well, it's embarrassing.

You're not clumsy!

[crash]

OK. This is
what they're all talking about.

Totally not your fault!

Yeah!
'Cause, we were talking to you

and that trash can,
it... it came out of nowhere!

Nice, Simon. Excellent.
Pretending you're clumsy too.

See? Even Simon can be clumsy.

We all can be!

Ow!

OK, well, shall we try rehearsing
our dance moves?

Jeanette,
can you find your mark?

Wait!
Let me just move this stool, OK?

Oh! Oh!
And watch out for the amp.

Who put that there?
Let me also just move that cord.

That's an accident
waiting to happen.

Oh! Hold on! Hold on!
My guitar.

Let me just get that.
Don't want to trip over my guitar.

-You're not helping.
-I'm just doing damage control.

I... I can't do this!

Here, Jeanette, take a deep breath
and a sip of water.

Oh! I'm cursed!

Of course. Of course.
That makes total sense.

You know what? You guys
go on and perform without me.

I'm... I'm actually dangerous!

I... I don't want to ruin
another show.

-Jeanette, no!
-We need you!

What if we can find a way
to cure you?

Yeah, Jeanette, don't worry.
We are going to cure you!

[sighs] OK.

[Chipmunk song playing]

-Guys, where's Jeanette?
-She's in the bathroom.

OK, well, I hate to say this,
but she's a lost cause.

I have never seen
anyone clumsier!

[gasps] Alvin,
that's a terrible thing to say!

Yeah. But, you know,
it's, uh... it's kinda true.

-Totally.
-Yeah, I know.

And we've tried everything.

She's gotta be
the clumsiest person on earth!

[Jeanette] Oh...

Oh, my knees hurt.

Jeanette, what are you doing?

Face it, I'm a lost cause.

I think this is the safest way
for me to move around.

Jeanette, don't ever say that!

Believe in yourself!

OK, Jeanette, you can't crawl
for the rest of your life.

Oh! I love it!

I've really missed crawling!

I feel better this way.
You know, keeping people safe.

I mean, why should
the whole world suffer

just because I'm cursed?

[sigh]

[cheering]

Simon, would you pour some water
into a little dish for me?

Oops!

OK, you proved your point.

You don't have to pretend
you're clumsy any more.

Sure you don't want
to play tonight?

Yeah, I'm sure.
It's better this way.

[on the microphone]
Ladies and gentlemen, the Chipmunks!

Ugh! Not again!

Simon, Jeanette, help me!
I'm trapped in this cage!

Uh, Alvin, it's not locked.

Who did this to you?

I don't know.
It just fell from the sky!

Here, come on. Get in here.
Let me show you something.

Sorry! Had to be done! OK?

You two are contagious

and we can't risk
infecting anyone else.

So, do not move!

Alvin, this is ridiculous!

Clumsiness is not contagious!

Simon, look.
It's not your name up there, OK?

It's Alvin and the Chipmunks,
all right?

So, I'm not taking any chances!

We have three more concerts
and if there's one more mishap,

we'll be cancelled!

You expect us
to stay here for three days?

Yes. Now, look, I'll make this
as comfortable as possible.

Dave's not gonna let you
get away with this!

Well, why don't we just ask him,
Simon? Uh, Dave!

Oh, wait. He's at the concert hall,
dealing with the mess! All right?

So, look.
Do I feel a little bit bad about this?

Yes, a little.

But not enough to let you out.

So, what's your plan, Alvin?
You gonna guard us all day?

Uh, No. I'm not.
We're taking shifts.

Theodore, raise your right hand.

Theodore, come on,
your right hand.

Oh, OK.

All right. Now, repeat after me.
I, Theodore Seville...

I, Theodore Seville...

...am prepared to guard these dangerously
contagious individuals...

...uh,
am prepared to watch... uh...

Yeah, what... what you said.

All right. Never mind. OK?

Just don't let them
out of your sight!

Theodore, come on!
You know this is ridiculous!

Yeah, he told me you'd say that.

Yeah,
and what else did you tell you?

Well, he... he warned me
that you would try to trick me

and then you'd escape,

and... and if you did escape,

everybody in the whole town
would get clumsy,

and it would be just horrible!

So, do you really think being clumsy
can spread like a virus?

Yes.

No? No, no, I don't.

OK, so I'm just gonna lay down,

and tell Alvin you knocked me out.

Let's get outta here.

-Sorry.
-That's... that's OK.

Wait a minute.

Wow! I can see better.
Are these my glasses?

No, no, no... hang on.

This explains everything!
Come with me!

[robot voice] Security breach!
Security breach!

Stand back! Return to your pen!

Alarms? Really?

You put them in a pen?

Yes. Quarantine.
OK? I had no choice.

Theodore, get up.

Oh, where... where am I?

Oh, cut the charade!
I know you let them escape!

Yeah, I did.

I cannot get infected
with your clumsiness.

-Alvin...
-Don't come near me!

You're being ridiculous!

I mean it! Stand back!

I... I knew it!
Now, I've got it!

I caught your disease!
Oh, I feel dizzy. I can't walk.

Oh, no!
My life will never be the same!

Why?
Why did this have to happen?

We don't have a disease.
We're not clumsy.

Well, you know, we were clumsy,

but I think it started
because the optometrist

put Jeanette's lenses
in my glasses.

And put Simon's in mine.

See? We're fine now.

OK, Alvin. You're fine. OK?
Stop crawling and stand up.

What if I fall?

-You won't!
-But what if I do?

Alvin!

Oh! Oh! I'm cured!

Well, now that that's settled,
don't we have a concert to play?

Oh, right!
Of course! We gotta go!

[cheering]

OK, I know everything's back to normal,

but just to be on the safe side,

maybe don't throw the mic
to Jeanette.

Everybody can have
a clumsy moment.

Yes! Yes! Exactly! Exactly!
That's all I'm saying.

So let's just play it a little safer
today. Especially you, Jeanette.

[on the microphone]
Ladies and gentlemen, The Chipmunks!

Phew! Wow, that went great, huh?

Guys? Guys?

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪