Duck Amuck (1953)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

Stand back, musketeers.

They shall sample my blade. Touché!

[GRUNTS]

Musketeers? Hmm? En garde?

My blade?

Hey. Psst!

Whoever's in charge here.

The scenery. Where's the scenery?

Stand back, musketeers.

They shall sample...

...my blade? Huh?

Okay, have it your way.

[SINGING] Daffy Duck, he had a farm

E-I-E-I-O

And on this farm he had an igloo

E-I-E-I-O

Would it be too much to ask

if we could make up our minds? Hmm?

Dashing through the snow

Ya-ha-ha-ha-ha

Through the fields we go

Laughing all the way

Farewell to thee, farewell to thee

The wind will carry back our sad refrain

One last embrace

Before we say--

Uh. Eesh.

Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you...

...to find that this IS an animated cartoon.

And that in animated cartoons they have scenery.

And in all the years I've--

All right, wise guy, where am I?

[SILENCE]

[MACHINE g*n FIRE]

[CAR HORN HONKS]

[g*n SHOT & DONKEY BRAYING]

[ROOSTER CROWING]

[MONKEY CHITTERING]

[SQUEAKS]

[SCREAMS]

And I've never been so humiliated in all my life!

Look, Mac, just what's going on around here?

Let's get organized, hm?

How about some scenery?

That's dandy. h*, h*. That's rich, I'll say.

Now how about some color, stupid?

Hey!

Not me, you slop artist!

Well, where's the rest of me?

It isn't as though I haven't lived up

to my contract, goodness knows.

And it isn't as though I haven't kept myself trim, goodness knows.

I've done that.

That's strange. All of a sudden, I don't quite feel like myself.

I feel all right. And yet, I-- I... Eek!

You know better than that!

Well?

Hmm. Sea picture, eh?

I always wanted to do a sea epic.

Now, Mr. Rembrandt, if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery.

Over the sea

Let's go men

We're shoving right off

We're shoving right off--

Again?

Hey, come here. Come here.

Give me a close-up. A close-up.

This is a close-up?

A close-up, you jerk! A close-up!

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

Now look, buster, let's have an understanding.

Now what?

Brother, what a way to run a railroad.

Now, as I was saying--

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

[SCREAMS]

All right, let's get this picture started.

No! No!

Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely, huh?

Look, I tell you what.

You go your way and I'll go mine.

Live and let live, right? Right.

Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no further delays...

...so I shall attempt to entertain you in my own inimitable fashion.

-Now what?
-What are you doing down there?

Down here? What are you doing up there?

Down here.

Listen, bud, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss.

-Don't let that bother you, Jack.
-Okay, buddy, you asked for it.

Oh, brother, I'm a buzz-boy.

[CRASHES]

Uh-oh. Time to hit the old silk.

Geronimo!

[CRASHES]

Under a spreading chestnut tree

The village smithy stands

The smith, a mighty good man is he

With strong and sinewy

Hands

All right, enough is enough.

This is the final, the very, very last straw.

Who is responsible for this?

I demand that you show yourself.

Who are you?

[CHUCKLES]

Ain't I a stinker?

[English - US - SDH]