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12x16 - Altitude Adjustment

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills". Aired: October 14, 2010 – present.*
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12x16 - Altitude Adjustment

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Previously,
on "The Real Housewives


of Beverly Hills"...

I am inviting
you all to Aspen.

- Whoo!
- There's a house ten minutes

from my house
that you guys can all stay at.

And then my house is small...
- I wanna stay at your house.

I'll stay at the other house.

I'm gonna stay at a hotel.
[laughs]

My mom's stuff
from her house...

- Oh, my God. Really?
- Came to me today.

I have a lot of feelings going
on, and I'm so strong at times

but I'm really not.

Diana isn't ready for
any kind of friendship.

- She's right.
- Take all the time you need,

take all the space you need.
- Thank you.

You have a drinking problem?

No, I don't have
a drinking problem.

Neither do I,
but you tried to push it.

[clicks tongue]
- And I was worried about you.

But is that to make
Erika look bad, or is

that outta genuine concern?
- Erika, I don't have to

make you look bad,
you can do that on your own.



[upbeat music]




Lake Hollywood Park.

Are you excited, booboos?

Are you excited, my baby?

I'm so excited
to take you for a walk.

No, I don't need my phone.
No, no, no, no, no. No.


No.

It was really wild
last night, Kyle.

It was interesting and wild,
a little all over the place.

I cannot get over
our hairdo like this?

I know.

Yes.
Why don't you tell me?

After Rinna's party,
we went to the Polo Lounge.

Our husbands met us,

and we continued to party
and to be overserved.

[laughs] When are we gonna
learn our lesson?

I do feel if I
can say so myself,

Rinna's having
extreme reactions.

If you come for
husband and kids,

I will.....ing cut you down!

Not having dealt with her
mom's passing and now...

and I think maybe
it's a buildup.

Well, look how she was at
your house the other night.

- That's my point.
- Yeah.

First she was, like,
really yelling,

and I was like, gosh,
that's so harsh.

What made you do that?
That's the answer I want.

When I get it, I will
let it the [BLEEP] go!

And then she went from
one extreme to the next,

and I went from thinking,
"Calm down," to,

"Oh, my God, poor thing."

I'm trying to figure out
how to live without my mom.

[sobbing]
And I don't know how to do it.

When my mom died, I was
physically ill for two years.

So I understand
that Lisa's in pain.

She's only taking it out
on one person, though.

- I know.
- Sutton.

I think that right now,
everyone just

needs to reserve judgment
with how Rinna's handling this

and just give her some time.

I don't want Sutton to
feel like it's a pile on.

- Right.
- Because it's not fair.

But at the same time,
she doesn't

articulate herself and land her
points as good as she could.

Listen, I'm a colt.

- A colt?
- That's a baby horse.

Oh, a colt.

- However...hang on...
- Sutton, you're tangenting.

Just...
- No, I'm not.

- Okay.
- I've got this.

Okay.

I should have
said what I said...

Hang on.

And I have
a drinking problem. [laughs]

Well, I think
that Sutton really wants


things to be
good with people,


but sometimes
Sutton says too much

and causes a whole big drama.

And other times, she's too
scared to speak up at all

and rock the boat,
which is also not good.

So sometimes she makes
it a little difficult.

I feel like maybe she just
needs some helpful advice,

some support.

Not necessarily to
having another thing

that's coming at her.

I think she does.

[upbeat music]



[doorbell dings]

Bosnia!
[both laugh]

Hi! Hi.

What? [laughs]

You can't tell.
I never would've known.

Oh, my God.

How much did you drink?

This is not a Diana fail.
This is a Team Diana fail.

Where's her team to tell her,
her jumpsuit is on backwards?

I just didn't
want the party to stop,

and took a little bit too far.
[laughter]

And now I'm feeling the pain.

Should I make
you some coffee?

Don't let me drink.
Oh, water.

Water,
that's what I figured.


I figured water would
be your...


I feel like
I'm out of my body.


- The pictures you posted...
- [laughter] Oh, my God.

I can't even look at her.
The face.

I think I'm gonna
leave the country.


How did my camera do that?

Well, it was just,
you caught her at weird times.

Not just her.
Kathy, too.

Kathy's eyes are closed,
and Kyle...


Kyle...
I was like, I'm mortified.

[laughter]

That's a good point.

That's a good...

I know everybody keeps saying,
"Oh, I wish I knew..."

well, you said actually,
"I wish I got to know you

outside of Sutton."

Like, if she was
sitting here...

- Yeah.
- None of this would happen.

And then, you know, like, now
I'm just backing away from her

to see who she really is.

- Good.
- Is she a malicious person

or is she just a...
- Misunderstood.

- Yes.
- I will say give her a chance.

I am still trying
to figure out Diana.

Just try.
- We'll do that.

Have I been
guarded with Diana?


I mean, I didn't
start off that way.


My behavior at your
party was inappropriate,

but I can hash it out.
- Yeah, absolutely.

We started off on
a rocky foot, but maybe


there's a soft side of Diana.

I'm actually quite
excited about Aspen, too.

I am.
- Are you?

Uh-huh.
It's my happy place.

Why are you
staying at a hotel?

It's for the best.

'Cause I need to know
where I'm going

and environment
I'm gonna be in.

- Really?
- Really.

And you know what?
It served me well.

- How?
- This is so weird

that I'm, like...
I'm really worried.

I'm gonna, like,
you're gonna be like,

"Leave my house right now,
'cause you're weird."

Okay, go ahead.
Tell me.

I can't wait.
- So...oh, my gosh.

[laughter]

- Like an exorcism.
- Like, I...they have,

like, all kinds of things.

And then they cleanse
the energy of entire place.

Stop it.
[both laugh]

I do believe that certain
things carry energy.

So I bring experienced
energy cleansers.

[indistinct reading]

They have a lot of
herbs and crystals

and stuff that I don't really
know, but works for me.

I was gonna go around
the world with them

to cleanse the world.
[laughter]

I found it, so did they.
- First, start with our group.

Next time,
I'll book my own trip.

So I'll load you with my
full weirdness in all of you.

I wanna see it all.

Listen, I've been places.
I've done some stuff.


I buy crystals.

Oh, my God!
[cheering]

It's beautiful!

It's gonna anchor the space.
It offers protection.

Garcelle got me this
beautiful protective crystal.

I don't know why
I feel better with it.

You know I love crystals
and sage.

Do I think Diana's crazy
for having ghostbusters?

Absolutely.
Do I wanna try it?

Yeah.

You are a nut job.
- I am.

Straight up.

Were you ready for this?

[laughs]
Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]



Thought I would
just bring a box in.

- Oh.
- I'm just gonna put it here.

Oh, this is your mom's box?

Yeah, one of 'em.

But I thought I would
just look at something,

'cause it made me have
a complete mental breakdown


the other night.

Who knows what's in here.

Aww, I wanted that.

Look at that.

She just always had it,
like, on her desk growing up.

Aww. Aw.

Aww. The girls.

And then look at...we grabbed
one of our leopard sweaters.

[laughs]
Aww.

- To add to your collections.
- Yeah.

There's something about
losing your mother that I think

is very profound,
and I've learned that

that's way more painful
than I would've ever realized.

"The Trailside Murders
Above The Golden Gate."

Oh, wait a minute.
This is the guy who

attacked your mom, right?
- What?

I didn't know there
was a book about it.

My mom was attacked by
a man that she worked with.


I thought that was it.
That I was going bye-bye.

He's straddling me.

And he had a hammer in one
hand, a knife in another.

Had he k*lled anybody
up to that point?

Not at that point.

After he got out,

he then did all the murders?
- Yeah.

There's her name.

My role model was
somebody who was almost k*lled,

and I watched her
go through life


with grace and compassion.

But anger has been
a very big thing

for me going through
this grieving process

that I would not have expected.

Hoo.
I can't read this right now.

But I've let myself
go through it

however I'm supposed
to go through it,

and if I'm not
strong that's okay.

And here's,
"I did it my way."

- Ohh.
- What is this?

Ohh. She wrote this.

This is what she wants
on her tombstone.

It's...on my dad's tombstone.
it says, "I did it my way."

And hers is gonna say...
both: "Me too."

- Oh, really?
- Oh, she wrote that herself.

Oh, we have to save this.

This is so cute.

[chuckles sadly]

[somber music]

"I did it my way."
"Me too."

I think it says it all,
doesn't it?

I know this is
a tough time for you

on a lot of different levels.

And I'm learning is you just
gotta feel it, whatever it is.

I was talking to my
therapist the other day,

and she said, "What hurts?
Or what hurts more?"

That's what you have to
say to yourself in life.

Because it's not like, okay,

life is just great
all the time.

No, it's what hurts?
And what hurts more?

Well, that's kind of negative
way to look at life though.

No, I get it though.
No, no, no.

But I get it.

It takes the pressure
off of trying

to be something that you're
not and accepting life.

It's always good
to get stuff out.

It was...it's out, honey.
Blah!

I know.

I just...it is the way it is.

Coming up...

I was hot about Erika.

I don't want anything
to do with her.

She could be on fire, and I've
got no water to throw water.

[upbeat music]



No!

Give it to me.
Drop it. Drop it.


Ugh.
Forget it.

You blew it, Luna.

- Hi, honey.
- Look what I have.

I love it.

Are you gonna practice with me?
- Yeah.

Okay. Hold on. Let me...
[tutting]

I'm gonna do this here. Ready?
- Let's see it.

Okay.

- Just aim it right here.
- You don't...

You have
to stop talking now.

- My God.
- [laughs]

It's just...

Oh, sh... Oh, man!

Here. Try it again.

Right here.

Honey, quit saying that!

I know where to go.

Oh, I think it's no...
You had a chance.

It's too far on the left.

You know why that happened?
- Why?

Because you kept
saying, "Over here.

Over here.
Over here."

Oh, so it's my fault?

Maybe it would've
been more in the middle.

Can I talk to you about
Aspen for a second?

- Sure.
- Did you hear back

from the plane people?

Is that all set?

Is the plane set, ready to go?

The plane is super set.

We've got a great plane.
- Okay.

You realize I'm gonna have
to come with you, right?

There's no way
I'm letting you go

to Aspen to the house on
such amazing ski conditions.

Oh, my God!

Well, didn't happen.
- [laughs]

No, I know.

I'm gonna go on
the girls trip! [whistling]

- Yeah.
- That'll be fun.

Plus I need you to walk Storm

at night, 'cause
I'm scared of the bears.

You are scared of bears.
I'll walk Storm.

When I was dating Mauricio,
we used to go skiing in Vail,

because growing up, he and
his family had a home there.

But when we started
going to Aspen,


we just fell in love with it.

And then finally, May,


our first home in Aspen.

We still haven't fixed that
thing we're outside, right?

The patio.
That was annoying.

The leak that happened? No.

Kathy's gonna be like, "What
is this plastic hanging here?"

[laughs]
- We can't fix it

till the spring.

I actually love the
fact that this house

is not big, because we don't
love having a ton of guests.

So we can always say,
"We're so sorry

"we don't have space,
but there's a great hotel

right up the street."

Oh, my gosh.

I saw the link for the house
the agency got for the...

Do you love that?
It's gonna be amazing, right?

- I got a chef for them too.
- Oh, good.


Yeah. That house is...
- I mean,

they're gonna have a chef,
and we're not even

gonna have a chef,
but I figured 'cause

they're not staying with us...
- Well, that's one of

my favorite homes in Aspen.
- Yeah.

It's absolutely beautiful.

[upbeat music]



Oh, God, PK.

I could barely even...
- You're so tired, huh?

Do you want any help?

I'm just pulling
up some stuff.

So Erika, Rinna, and Kyle are
gonna stay at Kyle's house,

and then I'm gonna stay
in a house with Sutton,

Garcelle, Crystal, and Sheree.

Diana actually got
her own hotel room.

You're not staying with Kyle?

No, because Kyle only
has three bedrooms.

But truthfully, Sutton
and Erika are not great.

We have to be in
two separate houses.

So it's fine.

You know, I'm cool.

I always stay with Kyle.

I love staying with Kyle,
but you know what?


There were so many
people that were

vying to stay in Kyle's house.

So I decided to
be the good friend

and let them have
their first choice.


And I really didn't
care where I stayed.


You know, you live this
moment, and you go through all

of these emotions, right?

And I know that
I'm gonna be okay.

And the work I'm doing to
try to get stronger and feel

better and less jumpy
and all of these things,

it's just...I don't wanna
block anything out.

I want you to think
of the frame of being

on the ground with a g*n
to your head and the words,

"I'm not safe."

I can't shake this feeling.

I wanna go through
whatever emotions

I have to go through,
because I feel

like if I go through them,
then I feel them,

and then I know
how to process it.

You're unusual. But you
embracing it and actually

addressing it is probably
gonna heal or lead

to healing you quicker.

I have really
good days, and then

I have something
that triggers me

and I go into a complete state
of panic.

I've had a couple of
really, really rough nights.

- Yeah. Of course.
- Really bad.

How are you?
How did you sleep?

- How are you doing?
- I did not sleep.

I can't get there.

...hyperventilating.

But I think as time goes on,
and I continue to do therapy,


I think I'm gonna be okay.

So anyway, I'm off to Aspen.

You're off to London.
- Yeah.

But don't call me in the middle
of the night in London...

- I can't promise that.
- Saying, "Come and get me."

I can't promise that.

"You know,
everything's terrible."

I cannot promise that.

Well, you did that in Mexico.

I know, and you
didn't come get me.

I didn't come get you because

I knew that you'd be okay.

But I'm in London this time.

It's not that easy to
come and get you in Aspen.

Honey, you should be
able to come from Mars

to come get me if I need you.

Do you understand me?
- If you need me,

I will come and get you.

Dorit is supposedly
staying in the other house

with the girls.
- Right.

- Supposedly.
- Well, hopefully she does.

I mean, hopefully she'll
be comfortable and just

be able to stay there.

I'm kind of questioning that.

I mean, if she was
nervous at our house

in La Quinta
in a gated community...

What she's dealing with
her now is so difficult.

I mean, I totally understand.

And then,
this is so stupid.

This is, like, girl stuff.

Both Garcelle and Sutton
unfollowed Erika.

It sounds silly.
Like, guys don't do that.


- Yeah.
- But I can tell when a woman


does that, there's a reason,
and it sends a big message.

I didn't know Garcelle
unfollowed me until

I was scrolling on Instagram.

I haven't seen Garcelle
alone in over a year.

For some reason,
she unfollowed me

after the last
time we all spoke.

- She did?
- It is so

ridiculously stupid at our age

if we're even having
this conversation.

But if they unfollow you,
they are making a statement.

I have a prediction that
this trip is gonna be...

Don't say that.

Zip, zip, zip.
- [laughs]

I want to have fun.

I'm gonna stay
out of everything.

Coming up...

The article said that she
has $750,000 earrings

that were paid
from his company.

That needs to go back.

- Yeah. It will.
- Period.

[upbeat music]



You ready, superstar?

- Yeah, right.
- Yeah, right.

- Ugh.
- [laughs]

Why did you make that sound?
- How many suitcases

you taking?
- What?

Why you tell me
to bring this one?

'Cause I need more
than one suitcase.

- So you're too much cloths.
- [laughs]

I hope everything
goes well this trip.

Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.

Oh, 'cause you
think I like drama?

You like drama.
[both laugh]

You're so funny.



We're gonna need two
suitcases for sure.

I think you're gonna
need one suitcase

just for that silver thing.

See if you can make this
very small into a ball.

Okay.

I mean, I'm just real
excited about this sitch.

[laughs]

Okay. I can't.
Oh, my God.

Oh, no.
It's inflating.

Oh, no.
- [laughs]

It looks like
an air mattress.

All right. Pack!



[line trilling]

Oh, Miss Sheree!

Hi, mama!

Ahh! [laughs]

Was there a b*mb
in your house?

Are you ready?

I'm as ready as I'm gonna be.

Are you ready?

Not even close.

I am...can I tell you,

at the disco party,
I was hot about Erika.

You can make yourself
look like a liar right now.

Oh, so now you're
calling me a liar?

It makes it feel like you
had some other ulterior motive.

You just wanted me
to have a problem.

You having a problem doesn't
change my life in any way.

I don't want anything
to do with her.

I don't wanna talk to her.

I don't want anything
to do with her.

She could be on fire,

and I've got no water
to throw on her.

[both laugh]

[line trilling]

- Hi!
- Hi. Where are you?

Girl, at work.
Where am I always?


Are you excited for Aspen?

Okay. I know.
No, I know.

So this is what makes me a
little nervous about the trip.

Do you read "TMZ" or
did you read anything

about Erika this morning?

I just read about it,
'cause we're talking


about it on the show.
- You are?


Yeah, because, hello,

we do pop culture,
we do news.


It's my job.
- I know, I know.

But I'm like, I wonder
if you can get out of it,

'cause you're friends with her.
- Oh, I just tried.


The producer goes, "Do you
have anything else to say?"


I'm like, "Uhh, I'm going on
a trip with her.


- [laughs]
- Do I have to go out there


and say how I feel on my show?

Absolutely.

But this episode
of "The Real" will


not air before the Aspen trip.

So I hope we can have a good
time until she finds out.

The article said that she
has $750,000 earrings

that were paid
from his company, right?

That's what it is.
- That's exactly what it is.


That's a lot of money.

That would pay
a lot of the victims.

If those earrings were
paid from the company,

that needs to go back.

- Yeah.
- Period.

But by the way, there's
no way that she's gonna

think that none of us know.

I mean, like, it just
pops up on your phone.

I mean, it's right there, and
you're talking on the show.

I mean it's...
- Right, exactly.


It is very public.

One lesson I learned
about Erika from last year

is if she wants to share,
let her share.

And if she doesn't,
don't push it.

If Rob did this to me...I
guess, like, where's your anger

towards him?
- Where do you think it is?

You think I don't have any,
because you haven't seen it,

or I haven't shown enough
- ing anger here today?

Am I angry now enough for you?

I'll see you on the plane.

Okay, honey.
Talk soon.

- Bye.
- Bye.

[upbeat music]



Let's go boo-boo.
Come on!



Everyone knows this:
Aspen is for the elite.


It's beautiful,
it's quaint, it's luxurious.

It's everything
that people who've made it...

where they want to be.

Where would you
like for me to sit?

I didn't designate.

I just sat here
because of the dog.

I've been to Aspen
a million.....ing times.


Flown in on my own plane.

I'm Brandon. Lamont will be
up front with me.

Donna will be back here
taking care of you guys.

If we can get you guys
anything, let us know,

and we're ready to go.
- Oh, I see.

We can have the whole
smorgasbord back here.

You guys, champagne?

We can pass it down.

Bottoms up.

[upbeat music]

Cheers, everybody!
all: Cheers!

Whoo! My husband is here.

[cheering]

Do we get to share him?
[laughter]

He loves a girls trip.
He's used to it.

Our whole house is all girls.

[cheering]



Kathy's coming from New
York and Nicky was there.

I was wondering.

So my niece, Nicky,
sent me a text saying,

"Dropping my mom
off in an airport

"to try to make a
connection is like leaving

an infant on a curb."
[laughter]



Wait until you
do the descent,

and you see how you feel, huh?

That's why I took a Dramamine.

- Anybody want an aspirin?
- No, I saged my...

Oh, I brought sage.

If I could have
brought holy water,

I would've brought that too.

Girl, I'm a little mad
that you have your own place.

But if sh... goes bad,
I'm going the other way.

They'll been running
down on your butt.

Okay, guys, we're
about to land soon.

I just wanna quickly run over
a couple things with you.

So tomorrow we either
ski or snowmobile,

which would be really fun.

The following day,
we can go shopping in town.

There's beautiful stores,
as some of you know.

Anyway, so tonight,
because I think some of us

will be tired
with the altitude,

I thought we would
barbecue at my house.

It's our favorite place
in the whole world.

And I'm really excited
to share it with you.

This trip is just
what the doctor ordered

because it
is impossible to not

feel happy when you're there.

Buckle up, biotches!

- Whoo!
- Yay!

Whoo!

Coming up...

Are we going to
be able to work out

our issues in our group and
have a good time on this trip?

[all exclaiming]

[upbeat music]

Yay!

Whoo!

- Yes!
- Whoo!

- Now let go.
- Thank you.

Ah, that.....ing jet
feels good to my hair.

Everybody lineup
for the picture.

Tighten up, everybody.

Sit. Smile.

We're in Aspen!
- Okay!

[laughter]

Thank you, thank you.
- Good bye. All right.




My God.
Look at the houses down there.

Those are probably
$10 million.

- What?
- Yes.

Get outta here.

On this road?

Diana, can you
buy us a place here?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Oh, my God.
Look at the skis.

We are really an Aspen.

I will not be on any of those.
- That's funny.

Y'all stuff's
already here, right?

Let's just make
sure you're set and safe.

You definitely don't
need a ride, you know?

- Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

Okay.



Rinna has to pee, badly.

- Oh, oh, oh.
- We're gonna fall. Careful.

- What's wrong. Careful.
- I'm falling.

What are you talking about?
We're not falling.

I don't...I'm not sliding.

Let's go inside first

and then come
and get the stuff.

Let's go. Don't fall on
the black ice, guys.

Whoo! It's cold.

Come on upstairs, you guys.

- We're coming.
- Okay. We're coming.

Look how cute this is.

Our room is up here.

And then there's two bedrooms.
- Kyle, I mean, Erika,

I mean, Erika, girl, look
at their room down there.

It's so chic.

- Kyle, this is cute!
- Oh, my God.

This is so precious.

In the summer,
I hear the river,

'cause the river's right there.

- Oh, man.
- Oh, can I see?

- What is that?
- Her balcony.

By the way, these were
not supposed to be here.

The Christmas lights were
supposed to be taken down.

Well, don't take the
Christmas lights down now.

- No, this has to come down.
- Why?

I heard this house is
supposed to be really cool,

you guys.
- Hi.

Welcome.
- Hi. I'm Garcelle.

Sheree.
- Hi, nice to meet you. Jenny.

- Hi, Jenny.
- I'm very happy, guys.

- It has an elevator.
- There's an elevator!

This is literally
the Aspen house.

This house was
completed in 2018.

All custom wood work
from Europe.

- Oh, my God.
- So pretty.

This is the master,
upstairs here.

[laughter]

I'm just gonna...

I think this room is claimed.

Is this a good idea to
take the lights down now?

- Yeah.
- Wait, hold on.

Hold on. Okay, okay, okay.

Those can stay up,
those have to stay.

Wait.
I don't know what to do.

- Welcome to the downstairs.
- Wow.

- This is where the party is.
- Yes!

There's five
bedrooms down here.

Home gym,
entertainment area,

wine cellar.

Let's get this party started.

- Yeah!
- Yes.

Okay.
Got these off.

- Thank you, thank you.
- Not a problem.

Kyle, this is so cute.

I can't even stand it.
- I love this place.

- Do you love it?
- I'm not leaving.

Ugh, Storm.

I lost a glove somewhere, Storm.

- Hello, honey.
- Right?

- Can you move that thing?
- Yeah.

Oh, my God.
What's going on?

Ah! Hoo, we're good.

So you went to the pet
store and the liquor store?

- Yeah.
- Where is the dog?

- Downstairs.
- I love it here.

Kyle, it is so delicious.

It is delicious and
so is the charcuterie.

And this is Chef Talo
in the kitchen

if you girls are hungry.
- Hi, Chef Talo.

Garcelle.
- Hi.

- Oh, my God.
- He's got some snacks

prepared for you.
- Yummy!

- What?
- This looks so good.



[sighs]

- Hi!
- Hi, honey.

How are...ooh, wow.
This is heavy.

Hello, hello.

- It's so nice to see you.
- You look very cozy.

Let me give you
a quick little hug.

- Hi, Kathy.
- Muah.

Nice to see you.

Hi, Kathy.

I've had a three hours'
sleep in four days.

No, you haven't...Kathy.

We need to get you in bed.

Those are your shoes?

You went to the
airports like that?

- Yes.
- What if people recognize you?

- They don't.
- Yeah, they do.

I wear a mask. Muah.

No, but people
still can tell.

- This is beautiful.
- Isn't this so cozy and yummy?

And it smells so good.

I mean, I've only had
this house for three years.

This is the first time
I invited her.

We have a great room for
you downstairs with bunk beds.

I mean, it's not like
it's a big house.

She can afford a hotel.
[laughs]

So this room is the quietest.
- Okay.

And...but the thing is,
you have to be able

to be comfortable to sleep
like this.

And Alexia says
these are the most

comfortable beds in the house.

She literally chooses
this over her room.

So I was like,
"Well, you're not..."

I kinda like this.

Yeah, I'm fine here.

So what is the plan tonight?

We're cooking here.

You can be cozy.
- Oh, I like that.

We're gonna have so much fun.
Are you gonna ski, Kathy?

No, right?

My knee's bothering me a bit.

So I probably won't.

Kathy skis like
this with her poles

out like this, so no
one can get in her way.

I get bad because my ear.

What's wrong with your ear?

When I hear people whizzing
by me, I get nervous.

So I ski fast, and then I'll
put my poles out like this.

- For what reason?
- To get people scared of me,

so they don'...shh, shh.
- Oh, so they don't

come run into you.
- Yeah. What?

So that works? Putting your
poles out like this?

I scare people, don't I?

- Mm-hmm.
- I do.

I don't think I've ever
seen that before.

And if I have to smack
'em a little bit,

I will.
- Oh.



- [laughs] Hold on.
- No, no. I feel like a baby.

I can't dress myself.

I'll be first admit it.

I'm high maintenance.

She doesn't like her
back towards, like, doors.

She likes her back
against a wall.

Can I have the windows open
and doors to get air in here?

Is there a long hanging place?

Can they make
the closet taller?

I'm very happy
I'm staying in a hotel.


I'm protecting them from me.

- Have fun.
- Enjoy.



I haven't walked
in snow in a long time.

You got good boots for it.



Hello!

Dorit is here!

- I'm here!
- Yay!

Hi, girls.
- This is cute.

So beautiful.

I'm gonna go and
change my clothes.

I'll be back.

All right,
so I'm gonna start cooking.

- Oof.
- What do you need, Mauricio?

I just need a favor.

I am your sous-chef.

- Hi!
- Hello, everybody.

Hi, girls.
- Look how beautiful you are.

- Hello!
- It is so cold outside.

I already had a nose bleed.
- You did?

- Oh, yeah.
- Damn, it's cold out here.

This thing is not heating up.



[sighs]

- You good?
- Yeah.

I just wanna, like, help,
like, in a real way.

Your husband needs tables.

I don't need anything.

I need people to
serve themselves.

An area.
That's what I mean.

A table.

Somehow, I ended up
boiling water for the corn.

Can't we grill the corn?

It doesn't take long.

We got this.

- But can't we grill it?
- We can.

You can do whatever you want.

If we wanna grill it,
you're gonna

have to eat the corn


eat the rest of the food.
- We're gonna boil it.

We're gonna boil it.

Do we have any utensils?

We need to...

Oh, sh**t.

Kyle, which steak do
you think I should take?

- Do you think I can give two
- s which steak you pick?

Where's the butter
for the corn?

Where is that.....ing butter
for the corn?

Where are the napkins?

Oh, for.....s sake.

I mean, I would
never put my sister


in any category of being easy.

The corn is not cooked.

But for us all
to be together,


it says a lot
about how far we've come


in all of these years.

We did.
We waste a lot of time.

Thank God you're still
here to change that.

- Right, absolutely.
- Aw.

[both sobbing]

We've really
grown very close,


but she's very
high maintenance.

Mmm.

So who is skiing from
this table tomorrow?

Nobody?

Oh, this is
the non-skiing table.

Diana, are you skiing?
- Yeah.

I can do skiing,
shopping, whatever.

Diana's like, any excuse
to buy a ski outfit.

[laughs]

Thank you very much, Kathy.

Here, let's do this.

You're gonna drink that?

Who wants tequila?

- I'm getting it for Garcelle.
- I don't drink tequila.

Wow,
all the girls are helping.

I thought I was gonna
have to do that, too.

Look what I found in my room.

- [laughs]
- Excuse me.

I ain't doing no
damn Ouija board.

I'ma tell you that right now.
- Okay.

I've heard it's dark.

I don't wanna open
that can of worms.

- I've never played it.
- I played when I was a kid,

but I'm not...
- Well, you guys play it.

Don't let us stop you.
- No, 'cause then

you guys are gonna be
all freaked out that I'm

gonna bring a spirit around
into my house.

With these ladies,
we don't need a Ouija board.

We do not need more spirits.

We've got enough.

Are you doing it, the Ouija?

I'll just watch.
- Here, you, sit here.

Where are you going?

Ask a question,
and then we'll figure it out.

Why don't we ask about
something in the group?

This always
leads to disaster.

- Well.
- Well, what are we gonna do?

Are we going to
be able to work out

our issues in our group and
have a good time on this trip?

Oh, my God, Kyle.

She's such a sh... stirrer.

[laughter]

- Rinna, stop.
- Ohh!

Coming up...

I haven't heard y'all
say one thing to her

a about calling me a [BLEEP].

Why do we need to?

[laughter]

I'm so sorry.

Okay.

The next question is...

Will Garcelle
find a soulmate this year?

Ooh.

What's it say?

It's heading towards yes.

It says,
"Rinna is cracking up."

I don't care.
I don't care.

What'd it say?
[both laugh]

W.

W? W?

Come on, now.
- Is there a W?

We share a W.

- It was so easy.
- Put your fingers

on the Ouija.

All right.
We're ready.

Why did Garcelle

unfollow Erika on Instagram?

Really? Again?

Kyle, hello?

Can we talk about
anything other than


who follows me and
unfollows me on the Instagram?

Why'd you unfollow
Erika on Instagram?

Because it was a joke.
Is that important?

I was just teasing.

I am 51.

I'm not 14, 13, 12.

Like, who give a sh...?

Because she called me a liar.

She just answered.

She didn't even need Ouija
to say anything.

I said she was lying when
she said she cared about me.

Not because of that, because
you said I was trying to bring

the narrative
that you were drinking

when you were actually
controlling the narrative.

I mean...

Yeah, but you'd also
repeated it to Dorit,

and when she didn't jump
on it you got mad at her.

And when you repeated it
to Kyle and she said, "No,

I don't think so,"
you disagreed with her.

Garcelle started
talking about

you and alcohol and drinking.

You were repeating it, yeah?

Yeah. But I also repeated it
to you.

- When?
- When we had drinks.

The last couple of times I saw
you, you were a little tipsy.

Oh, I wasn't tipsy.
I was blacked out.

And why?

Medicine and thinking
I could drink on it.

Just like this.

Calling me a liar
was a stretch.

I was really hurt
being called a liar.

I was emotional about it,
and I did something about it,

and that was to unfollow her.

That's it.
- Can I just say one thing?

Look, to call
somebody a liar,

I hate that word.
- It's a big deal.

I have three things...

a liar, a thief,
and a pedophile. To me...

- [laughs]
- What?

Well, I've been called
two out of the three.

I don't know about
the other one.

- About the other one.
- I mean, call me whatever.

- Right.
- I'm just saying those are

really three things.

Like, liar and thief
I totally get it.

Pedophile, I mean,
it's pretty extreme.


I don't like to be
called a pedophile.

I don't like anyone to
be called a pedophile. [laughs]

Erika, we don't
have to be friends.

- Oh, that's okay.
- Great.

- That's fine.
- Great.

Yeah, we don't
have to be friends.

Great. Great.

Yeah.
It's not all kumbaya.

No. Mm-mm.

I'm good with that.
- Good, me too.

Last year, remember when you
made a point

to unfollow Rinna and me,
and you knew...

Because I was hurt
after the reunion.

You had your reason.
I get that. Okay?

You were hurt.
But then Sutton says today,

"It was a joke."
- It was a joke.

- But with who?
- Between us.

Them. They had laughed
at Erika...

[crosstalk]
- So you guys sat together

and said,
"Ha ha, I think it's funny.

I'm gonna unfollow Erika."
That's just...I don't get that.

[tense music]

I don't really
understand what is going on


with Kyle right now.

We all have frivolous fights,

but I do think that there's
a little bit of stirring

going on right now.

But by the way, guys,
guess what?

Nobody cares.

[crosstalk]
- No, apparently, they do.

Don't take yourself
to be so important.

No, but the point is there is
a reason you do it, Kath.

Nobody's that important.

It's not that its important!

It's the intention behind it
is what I'm trying to say.

I'm sorry to raise my voice.

But I get when now
that she says she was upset

you called her a liar,
she doesn't wanna

look at your post,
I get that for the week.

She explained it. Now, done.
I'm sorry.

It's just I didn't get
you saying, "It was funny.

It was a joke."
- She called me

a "see you next Tuesday."

- I have my opinion.
- And I have mine.

- But the...
- You're not going to do this.

Then talk about
it like an adult.

I am an adult.

- You know what?
- What?

It didn't seem like
that at that table.

And it felt like you were
being a bitchy.....ing [BLEEP].

- Then say it's 'cause of that!
- No one cares.

Then say it's
because of that!

- No one ever cares about that.
- Don't say it's a joke!

That's my point!
That's my.....ing point!

Do you not get what I'm saying?

Y'all never even
cared about that.

None of y'all cared that she...
- No, we're not playing

the victim right now.

- I'm not playing the victim.
- I'm talking about...

- I'm not playing the victim.
- I'm just talking about

being more honest in the group, okay?

That's when I start
to lose respect.

I'm just saying.
I start to lose respect

there 'cause it's...
there's a line.

It's bullsh..., and I...
- To be honest...

Then you lose me.
Then I'm out, and then

I'm bored, and I can't...
- Listen, here's the thing.

You gotta just talk
to each other.

- What are you leaving for?
- Be honest...

No, everyone's
being honest, let's be...

I'm not gonna deal with the
- ing lies and bullsh...

We're talking about
Instagram right now.

Erika called me
a terrible name


and not one of those
girls said anything.

And now I unfollow her
from Instagram

and they have
a problem with that?

- It's not about
- ing Instagram.

It's what's underneath it.

I haven't heard y'all
say one thing to her

about calling me a [BLEEP].
- Why do we need to?

[both laugh]

I'm so sorry.

What'd she say?

That we are what?

Wait, wait, wait.
Don't you go nowhere.

[laughter]
What'd you say?

"But you are one."

Did you just say that?

- She did.
- Diana, that's not okay.

[dramatic music]

[tense music]

I haven't heard y'all
say one thing to her

about calling me a [BLEEP].
- Why do we need to?

[both laugh]

I'm so sorry.

What'd she say?

That we are what?

Wait, wait, wait.
Don't you go nowhere.

[laughter]
What'd you say?

"But you are one."

Did you just say that?

- She did.
- Diana, that's not okay.

I hate that word.

I hate that word.
I hate that word.

I don't think
there's ever a reason

to use that word, especially
coming from another woman.

I think it's horrible.

I'm having a very
difficult time because...

'Cause nobody's
standing up for you.

- No.
- Not everybody

can be best friends.
- No, that's exactly right.

But, like,
it was uncivilized.

So I'm sorry.
But at the same time...

What are you talking about?

I can't stand her,
so I always try

to keep the physical space.

- Yes.
- But how, actually,

do you...
like, let's say there is

a bunch of women
in a group, or even you,

who you know I like
very much,

but your best friend,
I dislike.

Why?

It's just I watch things,
observe things,

and just the way she does
things it's just not...

like, ugh, very slithery.

Let's talk like she's in
the room, because she is.

I mean...
- Yeah, this is hard.

- Yeah.
- Nobody wants to hear that.

- Huh?
- Nobody wants to hear it.

- Babe, why do we...
- I'm not saying...

What do you want me...do you
want me to go behind her back

and talk behind her back?

No, I'm just saying
it's hard.

- Do you want me to hide it?
- She's a human being.

She's got feelings.
- I can't, I can't.

I get you have your feelings.
- That's the thing.

Does she have her feelings?

Does she?
Does she?

She came after me when
I was.....ing bleeding.

After the whole experience
she came after me

when I was on a.....ing floor.

You don't do that.

She comes after
people when they are, like,

at their weakest, and that's
not the way to do it.

Why does she do that?

[tense music]



Well, I don't...
I don't...

You can speak up and
defend yourself, by the way,

and we can all jump in...
- There's no defending!

This is like...listen,
there's no defending.

I can go now.
- You guys don't have

to like each other, no...
- No, it's unforgivable.

I got out of.....ing deathbed
to come to Garcelle's

birthday party,
and she shamed me.

It's unforgivable, especially...

- Were you shaming her?
- Since she had

two miscarriages that she hid
from everybody,

and I'm the first one
to hear it.

So if it was such a hard thing
to talk about it,

why didn't you understand?

It's a.....ing hard thing
to talk about.

So, I'm sorry.

But she knew what
she was doing.

I think Sutton is gonna
apologize a million times,


and it all
won't really matter.


I mean, it's asinine

to go in circles like that.

We've had a rough
and rocky start,

and I'm to blame for,
I'm gonna say, 95% of it.

Thank you.

And I'm here.

I'm happy to talk about it
with you privately, whatever.

- Thank you.
- Okay?

- Okay.
- There is a point

where you can
only defend yourself so much.

The [BLEEP].
I'm gonna go.

- Hey.
- Yeah.

That's why I'm out of here.
Let's get out of this house.

No, no, no, no.

I'm done

- Diana.
- Yeah, love?

Don't leave, honey.

I gotta go, babe. I'm like...
I wanna ski tomorrow.

I don't wanna...
- Come on.

Go. It's fine.
- Can I...can I have,

my, like...my bag?
- Yeah, where is it?

That was not okay.

That was not okay.
Let her go.

Diana left my house.
I'm thinking, "Oh, wow.

She's gonna give
Sutton a chance."


This is the next chance.

But, I mean, I think
with Diana,


words, actions are completely different.

- [sobbing]
- Okay, stop.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- I'm not being dramatic.

I've just had enough.
- That's a lot.

Sometimes it's hard to
speak your mind in this group.


People get upset.
They're emotional.


This was not intentional,

but Diana, she's saying what
she thinks and feels.


Someone can say
she's being mean,

but I can respect
her being honest.

You and your crocodile tears.

[sobbing]
Enough about that.

That's a lot.
That's a lot.

I'm not being dramatic.

I don't care who you are.
Nobody wants to hear that.

No, I know.



Next time,
on "The Real Housewives


of Beverly Hills"...

Whoo! Let's do this!

All right, guys.
Let's go!



Oh, gosh.

I'm already over it.

Diana's gonna be at dinner.
What are you gonna do?

I'd rather sit next to Erika.

- Okay.
- I really like you.

[laughs]
I like you, too.

We just need to work it out.

That whole earring thing,
like, it's everywhere.

The things that you're
wearing, things you own,

is it ill-gotten gain?

I would give it up.
- Well, yeah.

Why? Because you can
look good?

We're not talking
about public opinion.

Yeah, you are!

I don't give a [BLEEP]
about anybody else but me.

Don't say that, Erika.

Don't say that, because
you're my friend,

and I can't defend that.

I'm not.....ing caving
'cause people think

I should feel some way.
- Erika, don't. No more.

About the people...
what about the facts?

- Come on, Erika.
- You dumb [BLEEP]!