11x17 - A Tale of Two Accidents

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills":

- Baby, I've had a
brilliant idea about naming.

The Moment. It's the...
- I like it.

- It's the Moment.
- The Moment.

- The dresses are
starting to come in

next week at the launch party.

- I'll drink to that.

- If you could just
visualize Mr. Right.

- Kind, loyal, not too big.

[laughter] That's a thing.

- She lied to y'all
because she said

that he had broke his ankle.

But to hear her say, that's not
what happened, what happened

was he got a head
injury that night,

there is an untruth.

- Calling me a liar
is like, oh hell no.

There's nothing new to say.
- Right.

- What do we do about you
guys moving forward now

because you can't just not talk
at all ever again in the group?

- Well...

- There's no moving
forward for her.

- Erika?
- Yeah.

- It's interesting though,
that we're the three that

are here and the ones
who've been friends

for the most are over
there. We're divided.

The four of you are together
and then me and Crystal

and Sutton are
on the other side.

- A really easy way to feel
like you're part of a group

is actually to be honest.

- [BLEEP] you, [BLEEP]
you, [BLEEP] you.

- This town is a game of chess,

but no one's taking
this queen down.

- My lips are legendary

and they will never
gloss the truth.

- If you want a
starring role in my life,

you better drop the act.

- Dress like there's
no tomorrow.

And then tomorrow, do it again.

- Anyone who doubts
my exquisite manners

can kiss my exquisite derrière.

- Hollywood is
full of pretenders,

and I slay them all.

- The strongest
substance on earth

isn't diamonds, it's me.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

[dog barking]

- Sh... [BLEEP].
Romeo, get in [indistinct].

- Hi there. I'm here on
behalf of Dorit and Nektaria

and would like to
invite you to an evening

of glamor and romance.
- Wow.

- Good morning, Mrs. Rinna.

- Oh, hello.
- Hello.

I'm here on behalf
of Dorit and Nektaria.

- What is this?
- This is an invite for you

to an evening of
glamour and romance.

- Did you say of romance?
- Romance.

- I love it.
- Thank you so much.

This is absolutely beautiful.

- Well, yeah.

I thought I was winning,
like, the sweepstakes.

- Thank you so much.
Look forward to being there.

- Bye.

- Oh, my heart skipped
a beat I have to say.

[thunder rumbles]

[doorbell rings]

- Hello, baby. Come on in.
- Hi. How are you?

Nice to see you.

- Good to see you.
- How's it going?

- What a nice rainy
day in Los Angeles.

- Right?

- I'm literally quietly
having, like, panic attacks.

- Well, we're gonna
figure something out.

- I hope so. I've got a really
big week with this party.

You know, we've got
everything kind of in place

right now to have it outside.

- We need to figure
out probably a rain plan.

- It basically
never rains in LA.

Unless you're planning
a big party outside.

- We can figure out
plan A, plan B, plan C.

- Well, I hope we
only need two plans.

There's a lot of time
and effort that goes

into planning a party, but
this is not my first rodeo.

I'm a virgin in the
bridal business

but throwing a party? Come on.

- Ladies and
gentlemen, Culture Club!

- Hi, beautiful people.

- Oh, my God, look
how cool that is.

[cheers and applause]
- Yeah!

- I'm a pro.

Nektaria, my beauty,
you look gorgeous.

- Thank you. Same to you.

- You know, we are up
against a time crunch here.

We've got less than a week.

It's going to be, like,
c*ck hour dinner.

These are bridal dresses.

How do I create an atmosphere
that really makes you feel

like you're going to a wedding?
A wedding themed launch party

so that my guests can be
transported into the mindset

of what bridal
dresses represent.

This is our invitation.

- Look at the invitation.

"We invite you to
immerse yourself

in a world of glamor
and romance."

- Yeah, it's pretty
spectacular, right?

- Oh, wow. Wow.
- I love that.

And how many models
do we have currently?

- We have five.
- Okay.

- Fingers crossed
it stops raining.

- Fingers crossed
it stops raining.

We can do that
alternatively, I know.

If the weather is against us,

we're going to move
everything inside.

So I've got kind of an
idea how we can do that.

Let's talk about...

- Just work through the details.

- We just have to work
through the details.

We've got our
work cut out for us.

- Okay.
- Thank you.

See you guys later.
- Bye.

- Hello?
- Hi, Kathy.

- I'm very well.
Should I put something

just in case any of
this drips on the table

or I could get like
little placemats?

- Whatever you can do.

- Let me
see... whatever, let's see.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- Good.
- Oh, my God.

Say hi to Sue. Watch this.

[both howl]

- Hello, hello.

[dog barking] [laughter]

- My new "love me." Come here.

Sue and I communicate
with each other.

I love you...

[howls]

[howls]

How are you? What's
going on? [howls]

This is how we talk with
each other and she loves it.

- So I'm not the only
crazy one in this group?

- Oh, we're all crazy.

- Ladies.
- Hi!

- You look beautiful.
Both: Mwah.

- Nice to see you. Hi.
- Mwah!

- Hey there? How are you?
- This is a part of the house.

- This the girl doing facials.

So I want you to
come in and say hi.

She's the best of the best.

- Oh, really?
- Say hi to Lisa.

- Hi, Lisa. How are you?
- Nice to meet you.

- You guys, it's real!
- This looks beautiful.

- With COVID and
being cooped up...

- Hi there. Hi, I'm Erika.
- Hi, how are you?

- It's nice for Erika to be
here with a smaller group,

being able to relax,
have a facial and just chill.

Everything's infused
with different gemstones

and minerals.

Everything is charged
with Reiki energy as well.

So I'm a Reiki master
and I do energy work

and I charge all the
masks with Reiki.

Yeah.
- Great.

- Who's going first?
Lisa looks ready to roll.

- Why don't you go? I'm fine.

- But I want to do all
that. I'm literally too cold.

- So who's going with Lisa?

- I guess I'll go.
- Yeah.

- Lisa, I do have
a robe for you.

- Oh, you have to get naked.
We didn't tell you that part.

- She loves that.

- Wait, can I get a
carrot over here from the?

- Of course you can.

- I want a carrot too.
- I'm dying for a carrot.

- Oh. Oh.
- Right?

- We need softness
in this world.

- Yes, we need such
softness in this world.

- Want some water?
- Yes.

- Since the
champagne isn't open.

- We'll have water.

- We're going to be
actually using on you today

a 24-karat nano gold repair...

- Mmm.
- Facial.

- Mm-hmm.

- It's a gem
clinical technology.

It's really important
to disconnect.

- I'm muzzled. I don't think
that's a bad thing for anybody.

[laughs]

I probably should be
muzzled more often.

Why didn't I ever think of that?

- Just breathe in.

Just set an intention.
- Mm.

- And repeating the mantra,

"I honor my intuition."

The third eye will
always guide you.

- How do you get the third eye?

- It's right here.

[relaxing music]

- When you're meditate,
you have an om, right?

I think when they
talk to you like that

and then just...

I just tune out. I don't listen.

[music stops]

- I'm just going to let you
relax there for a few minutes.

- Hm. Mm.

- Did you enjoy the
other night at Garcelle's?

- I did. I thought
it was nice of her.

It was really pretty dinner.

- How are you and Sutton?
I saw you guys were like not.

- Yeah, no, the door is closed.
We're not working through this.

We're not working through this.
We're not working through this.

We're... I have a lot going on

and I don't need
that in my life.

And I'm not... I'm not down.

- You know, I just...

- Tom's house was broken into
and he confronted the burglar

and then had to go
have eye surgery.

And then my son had to go
over and help and then my son,

he rolled his car five
times on the way home.

Yeah, I'm under a lot of stress

- Wait, what?

- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- There's actually a guy
that I'm going to show to you

and see if he might be
interested in meeting.

- You know, I just... Tom's
house was broken into

and he confronted the burglar

and then had to go
have eye surgery.

And then my son
had to go over...

- Recently?
- And help and then my son,

he rolled his car five
times in the way home.

Yeah, I'm under a lot of stress.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, hold on. Back up.

- Yes.
- Recently?

- So this happened... yeah.
Just a couple of days ago.

Saturday.

- So when you came to Garcelle's

you already knew this?

- Yeah, I just didn't say it.
- There seems to be a pattern.

We'll spend time with
Erika and then find out later

there was this big
situation in her life

going on that she didn't
share with us like in Tahoe.

- I'm really content to let
people be who they are

because I like to be myself.

That's one of the one things
I love about Tom the most

is he lets me be myself.

- Did you have any idea?
- No.

- I had no idea. And we were
just in Tahoe and not one...

- Zero.
- Piece about anything.

- Zero zip zilch.

- When Erika
withholds information,

she just makes it hard
to be able to support her.

- I got a call at 6:00... at


but I didn't get it till 6:00 from
Pasadena Police Department

that Tom's home
had been broken into.

- The home that you lived in?
- Yeah.

- While he was in it?

- Yeah. He
confronted the burglar

and then he had
to go to the hospital

and then have
some sort of surgery.

I don't really even know.

- Why didn't he do a hospital?

- He has glaucoma
and I think, like, pressure

and the anxiety and whatever.
I'm not sure. Haven't spoken...

- Having someone
enter your home...

- So he said that, you know...

- Wait, who rolled the car?

- Well, then my son
went 'cause I can't go.

And then on his way home,

it was snowing and
he rolled his car.

- So if Tom was burglarized,
how'd you find out?

Tom confronted the burglars.
Did they do anything to him?

And what about your son?
Was he hurt? His car flipped.

He's okay. This story
obviously sounds unbelievable.

That's the only
word I can think of.

It sounds unbelievable.

Does that mean I
don't believe her?

No. But it's unbelievable.

It was snowing in Pasadena?

- He lives further out.

- And your son is okay.
- Yeah, he's fine.

- And we think Tom is okay?

- I know he... he made
it out of surgery okay.

I don't know what
happened after that.

- Erika, I don't even
know. It's like this is...

- It's like all
crushing at one time.

- I'm sorry, Erika.

- Yeah, me too.

- [muffled] Girls, what
are you doing right now?

- [muffled laughter] Rinna.

- This is so right
up your alley.

- It's so good, isn't it?
- Look at the lips.

- I know.
- Look at the lips.

- It's amazing.
It's almost like.

- Oh, my God. No.

[laughing]
- Like Cleopatra.

- Rinna, with the hair.
[laughing]

- Jaid, do you need me?

[knocking at door] Coming.

- Garcelle.
- Hello.

- I am so excited.

- You're coming in hot.
- I'm coming in hot.

I have a lot to
share with you today.

Can I get you anything,
water or champagne?

- I'm on the clock, but
I'll take some water.

- The last time you were here

I can't believe
how much I cried.

It's always been,
"I take care of me.

I take care of my... myself."

- But what would
it feel like, Garcelle,

if you could let go for a second

and let somebody
else tell you I got you.

- I want to get to there.

Trust always has
been important to me.

Trust is the most
important thing

you can have in
any relationship.

After my divorce,
my trust issues

kept me from
dating for a long time.

- You set up your
Bumble profile.

- I did. I mean, I
didn't write a lot.

- Let's look at your profile.
- Okay.

- You're obviously
very photogenic.

- Thank you.
[both laugh]

- But we need to fill in a
little bit more about you.

So we can go with
I'm a real nerd about.

- Is watching
documentaries nerdy?

- Yeah, that could be.
Like are you really into...

- One of my favorite shows
is "Say Yes to the Dress."

- That is not subtle at all.

Everybody will be like,
"Okay, I know what she wants."

- "She wants to get married."
- All right,

there's actually a guy
that I'm going to have

one of my matchmaker
friends show to you

and see if you might be
interested to meet up with him.

- Okay.

I like the idea of a matchmaker.

I don't want to swipe
to meet someone.

I want to have a
connection across the room.

I want to bump into you as
we're going through a doorway.

I don't know. Call
me old school.

- Okay, here we go.

- And she's gonna
tell me about him?

- Yeah.
- Hi.

- Bonnie.
- So nice to meet you.

- So nice to meet you too. So...

- Okay, so...

He kickboxes.
- Oh, okay.

So he's in shape.
- He's 49.

He is unencumbered by children.

- I want a strong,
confident man.

I want a man who
has his own life.

I want a man who knows
who he is and if he has kids,

he's a great father.

I want a man who's
great with his mom.

And I want a man
who's comforting enough

to let me be me.

- I think it's certainly
worth meeting him.

- Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, you both

are recommending
him so I, you know...

And be monogamous
and be kind and be sexy

and know how to
dance and know how to...

He doesn't have to know
how to cook. I'll do that.

- Ready?
- Here we go.

- Oh [BLEEP].
[laughs]

Wow, he's hot.

[sighs] I see Keith's abs

and then I hear my bed
springs making noise.

Ladies, awesome job!

I'm so hot right now.

- We'll set up the date and...

- Oh, it's gonna be
a date right away?

Not talking on the phone,
not texting or nothing?

- I really just think
you would have to meet

and do that.

- I mean, with a body like that.

- Listen,

Dorit will make
more wedding dress.

[laughter]

[knocking at door]

- Crystal?
- Yeah.

Both: Hi.
- Come in.

- How are you? both: Mwah, mwah.

- You look cute. So what... what...

- Oh, let me show you.
Can I show you really quick?

The basement. We put a
theatre and the golf simulator.

- Oh. Well, oh, my God,
my husband wants a...

- I know. I can't
wait. I'll bring it here.

Robbie and I were in the process

of finishing out our basement.

Oh, my God. So much stuff.

- So where is all the
equipment going?

- Behind the bar? Where's
the pizza maker go?

- Right there.

- I would like to
keep it six figures.

It's like 1,800 for a
feet just the space.

- Really big.

- It's going to be a bar,
movie theater, full kitchen,

wine cellar, golf
simulator room.

High-end game room.
What do you call it?

The golf simulator,

that's the only thing
that's costing you money.

Because Rob's so tall,
his swing hits the ceiling.

I have to re-dig
into the ground.

It's like six figures.
It's fortune to do this.

My dad was always
very frugal. I'm frugal.

Rob is not frugal. He
always says "I work hard"

and he likes to spend
his money, enjoy his life.

- I am sorry. He's gonna
have to crunch down.

That's... that's way
too much money.

- The total Janet
came up a million.

- What?
- I know,

but we cut it down
so we're at like five.

- So half a million.
- Yeah.

- To do down here.
- Yes.

- I can't argue that I
don't spend money.

I will splurge on something

if I know it's going
to appreciate in value.

For example, I'm willing
to spend a lot of money

on an expensive handbag.

- Okay, the bag over there
is very distracting. I cannot.

- I had it on
display just for you.

Certain bags at a certain
level increase in value,

just like when you renovate
your home, it'll appreciate.

So if that's frugal...

Dictionary. Put
me in there. It's fine.

I have water. I have green tea.

- Thank you so much.
- All right, so,

Garcelle's party.
- Yeah.

It was all nice and friendly
and pretend friendly.

It was pretend friendly I guess.

- See, I know that you guys
think that's okay not to, like,

just don't talk whatever.
I cannot live like that.

It's weird when two
people at the table

are not talking to. This
is not a party of 200.

- Not gonna lie, it
was uncomfortable.

- I think Garcelle
said she was triggered

about something
between us and I'm like...

- Oh, yeah.

- You guys have a
conversation about me

that it's something
like calling me

a liar that... or
questions my integrity,

please say it to me.
Is that making sense?

- It's making sense but
it's triggering me though

because you're saying,
"If you're going to

"call me a liar,
call it to my face.

Don't wait six months."

And that's what
happened between us.

- I thought we got
past that. I don't know.

- I think that's hard for
her if she doesn't feel totally

in the group whatever
that means to her.

- She is included
in every single thing.

- I don't see the exclusion.

- No.
- But when she mentioned that.

- I don't know where I sit,
honestly, with this group.

I, in a way, feel like
an outsider a little bit.

- Why?
- I don't know why.

- I don't know if it's a
sense or she's told me,

but I don't think she
has a lot of friends.

I think she has a couple
of close friend, Garcelle.

So for her, if
you're her friend,

it's like you're
her best friend.

I don't feel like
an outsider myself,

but Garcelle is more guarded

and probably has been
hurt by friends in the past.

So I think she just takes
more time to open up.

Maybe she's just holding
onto what happened

to you guys last year.

I don't know why you
can't get deeper and closer,

but sometimes that
just doesn't happen.

- Coming up...

- You're suggesting that
Erika's not telling the truth?

- No, I'm suggesting she's
been in a controlling marriage

[electronic music]

[dog barking]

- Luna.
- Bad girl.

- Honey, help me.

- You're gonna be on your
knees I don't need a broom.

You look good like that.

- You're not going to get
any of it if you don't help me.

Can you light the candles for me

while I get the
cheese clutter started?

I got to wash my hands.

- I don't see any
candles around.

- You gotta go look.
- I don't see any.

- Honey.
[dog barking]

- Sh..., I think they're
here. I gotta go change.

- Okay, hold on.

- I'm always changing
at the last minute.

- Hello?

- Hi. Hi, guys.

- Hi, baby. Hi. Mwah.

- Hi.

- You okay?
- Yes. How are you?

- Great.

- What's going on?
- Here... here.

You get cooking
and we'll get drinking.

- My man.
- Oh, you're here.

- How are you, my man.
- [laughs]

You all right?
- I'm good. And you?

- Good.

- I got some fruit tarts

that could be smushed
now for dessert.

- Oh, well I was gonna
make... I just got, like,

ice cream and then
cookies I was gonna make,

just baking the right kind.
- Oh, yeah.

- So I saw Erika a
couple of days ago.

You know what she told me?
- What?

- [sighs] Someone
broke into Tom's house.

- Someone broke
into Tom's house?

- Mm-hmm.
- And?

- He, like, confronted
the intruder or something

and something happened
and he ended up in the hospital.

- What?

- And it gets crazier.
- Wait a second.

- It gets crazier. Her son,
I guess it was snowing

'cause he lives,
like, farther north,

I guess, and he
rolled his car six times.

- What?

- So Dorit's putting on
this massive party tomorrow

and it's...

- Oh, for the wedding stuff?
- And it's raining.

- We saw some of the
photos of those dresses.

They look hot.

- They're amazing actually.

- They look hot.
- Truly good.

- Careful.

Guys, dinner's ready.
It looks beautiful.

I just want to make
sure that it's okay inside.

- Honey, did you blacken it?
- No, I didn't.

I did something
different tonight, honey.

Do you need salt?

- I need some
mayonnaise or tartar.

- Oh, PK, come on, baby.

- What do you think
this is? Morton's?

- Ugh, Kyle. I'll do a
quick tartar for him.

- No, honey, don't
make something.

- I don't know
how to make tartar.

- I do.
- Honey, don't worry about it.

- Why would anybody put
mayonnaise on salmon?

- Where we putting the salad?
- I'm putting it for you.

- On the salad plate.

- What are you? Kathy Hilton?
[British accent] Blimey, PK.

This not a restaurant. Get lost.

- Oh, my God. Kyle was
telling me the craziest story,

you guys, in the kitchen.

Erika told Kyle that someone
broke into Tom's house.

Tom was confronted
by the intruder,

but I don't know
what that means.

- I don't know what happened,

but Tom ended
up in the hospital.

- What?
- How did Erika know?

- Well, he's in the hospital.

- I thought they had...

- But she was... she was
alerted somehow. I don't know.

- Wait, you get... the
story gets crazier.

- You're not gonna
believe this story.

- She sent her son who's a
police officer to check on him.

The son went home,
was driving home.

Her son lives somewhere
where it was snowing,

flipped his car six times.

- What?

- What are you laughing at?

- I'm like it's so shocking, PK.

- Is it true?
- Poor girl, poor kid.

- Obviously it's true.
It's what she said.

- I thought, when
you flip a car,

you know, you break your bones.

- What are guys talking about?

This... is this for real
or is this a fake story?

- No, it's for real.

Honey, it's for real.
Erika's told me this.

- Come on.

I don't know if you know
about the previous story

about Tom flipping the car.

I don't know if
you're aware of that.

- So we were in
La Quinta and Erika

tells us that 3 1/2 years ago
when he had this accident,

he ended up
driving off of a cliff

or a hill and the car flipped

and he kind of
came out of the car.

- He had a head injury
and he broke his shoulder,

snapped his ankle, and
then broke his clavicle.

- He crashed into a wall
or what'd he crash into?

- He drove off a cliff.

- They were in the ER. He
needed some type of surgery.

- On his brain.

- I did not allow them
to do surgery on him

because I was concerned
because he had been unconscious.

- I think it was the brain
or something because...

- It was his brain.

- And then she said
she didn't want him

to be operated on
because of his age.

- I'm not a
statisician... statastician?

- Statistician.

- A statistician. But
what are the statistics

that Tom and his
stepson both flip cars?

I would guess they're millions

and millions and
millions to one.

Statistically, it's
basically impossible.

- What you're suggesting then

is that Erika's not
telling the truth.

- No, I'm suggesting she's
been in a controlling marriage

for 20 years

and she's still
being controlled.

I think that Tom lied to
Erika and Erika went along.

There's no car rolling.

There's no 12 hours unconscious.

- Just saying.

- It's, to me, it's transparent.

- Let me tell you something.

There's lies all over the place.

If a doctor comes to you and
says your husband's been hurt,

he's rolled over and
he's been unconscious

and we need to operate.

- Who says no?
- Who says no?

- Who says no?

- Hearing my husband
and PK's reaction...

is making me question
myself. It's a lot more difficult

when you're so close
to the situation and know

Erika, as well as
Dorit and I know Erika.

- But Erika is the
one telling the story.

Erika was the
one that found him.

Erika's the one that was
in the hospital with him.

And I respect your opinion.
The story is bonkers.

There are details missing,

but I don't believe for one
second that Erika is lying.

It's just such a story
that is so difficult

to wrap your head around.

Why would she make that up?
Why would she make that up?

Obviously, you
have to believe it.

It's crazy, but I have no
reason not to believe her.

- If she's going to
have any credibility,

there has to come a point
where she goes enough's enough.

- Well, PK also thinks... PK
thinks, as a manager,

he seen some of
her Instagram posts

and he thinks that
bad moves. Bad.

- I know.
- Bad moves.

- Oh, Kyle showed
me a couple of them.

Definitely bad
moves. No question.

- Why is she doing it?
- I would love her

to have the comeback
of comebacks

but not if she can't break
loose of the shackles

of the world she's been in.

And that guy, he's no longer
a credible guy with these

ing stories of the
flipped cars and the...

- Hold on. Here's
another scenario.

So they get to the ER
and the doctor says,

"Listen, he may
have had brain trauma

"or there was some head trauma.

We want to operate on his
ankle or we want to operate..."

- I thought [indistinct]

he got his head bruised.
- Whatever, what I'm trying

to say is...
- Maybe it was that.

- I cannot engage
in this conversation.

- We don't know what he had.
- Let's not do the brain.

Let's focus on the ankle, right?

He's not a... ing
soccer player.

He's a lawyer. This is
a 79-year-old lawyer.

- We have to
operate on his ankle

'cause he has
[indistinct] [laughter]

- The wife goes, "No,
no, no, not the brain.

Do the... ing
ankle." [laughter]

- Coming up...

- Hi, welcome, welcome.
- Look how pretty you look.

- You okay, my love?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm excited Rob's
invited tonight.

- Where you going?
- I'm going to Dorit's house

and she designed
a wedding collection.

I'm actually really
excited to see it

because who doesn't love, like,
wedding stuff, you know? Yeah.

Okay, there she is.

Hello.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- 6:00.
- What are you wearing?

- I'm wearing a red dress.

- I don't even know
what I'm wearing.

I literally am like very
heavy for me right now.

My clothes are
all tight. Not fun.

- Do you want to
do a fast with me?

- No.
[laughter]

I mean...

- I think Harry's gonna
stop by tonight, which is fun.

- Oh.
- Yeah, I know. How about that.

He's got a couple
of Zoom meetings

and then he's
gonna come stop by.

Well, actually nobody
knows. But they'll be excited.

I love her. Yeah. Well,
do we name her Valeria?

- Valeria in that
sexy olive dress.

- Olive Alex Perry.
Let's get our glam on.

- Let's do this.

- I'm going to go do a run
through with the models.

Anyone have a time check?

- 5:28.
- Sh...

- There's a couple
of moving parts.

There's limited
time to go through it.

It's crunch time. Time
doesn't stop for us.

- If it wasn't COVID, I'd have
a much bigger launch party,

maybe in a big warehouse,


models standing on the ladders

and put clouds in the sky.

- Baby, I almost feel like

I need to accompany
you like you're...

- I know...
- You're the bride.

- Like we're actually
in... in our wedding. I know.

- I know it feels a bit
like that, doesn't it?

- It does.

But I had to scale it
back and I had to think,

"Okay, I have to
do this in my house."

Still,

if I'm going to throw a party
about a wedding dress line

that I've just put my
heart and soul into,

it's going to at
least be special

and I'm definitely going
to throw some money at it.

What time is it, PK?

- It's... it's almost
five after 6:00.

- [gasps]

Well, the girls are gonna
be here in five minutes.

♪ ♪

- Oh, you have on a red lip too.

- Me too. Villainess.

- I'm good. You know,
it's nice and chilly.

It rained and I'm
feeling good today.

Your skin looks beautiful.

- Yeah. I mean, you know,
look, we're here for Dorit.

That's the bottom line.

And that's, you know,
where my focus is tonight?

No one else.

- I'm gonna just tell
you a little nervous.

I don't like dealing
with conflict

in this way with Erika.

- I'll be there if you need me.
- Be my bodyguard.

- Hopefully, you won't need one.

- Yeah.

- Honey, what did you do
to your sleeve over there?

- I know. It's... it's
a wine stain.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Are you serious?

- We're serious.
- Are you ser... oh my God.

- Wow.

- I'm totally floored
by Dorit's house.

I think it looks gorgeous.

It really feels like
you're at a wedding.

- Come on in.
- Is this one your dresses?

- This is one of
my dresses, yes.

- Oh, my God.
- Thank you. Thank you. I know.

- I'll take a Belvedere
martini with olives.

- I'm not allowed a martini.

- Why?
- Until I've eaten.

It just sends me so drunk.

- Really?

- I just start
talking utter sh...

- I-I will see what
happens to me.

- Hello, beauty.

- Hi. How are you?
You look beautiful.

- Stunning.

Oh, you're so gorgeous in red.

- Hi, beauty.
- Hi, gorgeous.

- How are you?

- Oh, my God I love this.

- Thank you.
- That's fabulous.

- That's very cool.

- I've never seen anything...
- Hi, darling.

How are you? Nice to see you.

- Good to see you.
- Hi there.

- Oh, wow.
- Talk of the devil.

- Talk of the devil. I know.
- How are you? You look great.

- How are you?
- Nice to see you.

- Nice to see you.

- Hi, honey.

- These steps
are, like, a little...

[both chuckle]

Okay.
- Hi.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

- Look how pretty you look.
- You okay, my love?

- No, I'm great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- How are you? Good to see you.

- Good to see you as well.

- Isn't it nice to see Michael?
- So nice to see Michael.

- Nice to see someone
else, like, here.

- Well, it's nice to be here.
- Hi, buddy.

- Hey, man. How you doing?
- Good to see you.

- Good to see you too.
- Okay. Welcome.

- Thank you.
- Can I get you a drink?

- I'll let Michael
fend for himself.

Hi, honey bunny.

- This is beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Here, come on over.

- Thank you.
- Hi.

- Hi.
[all speaking at once]

- Oh, hey.

- I thought you'd
like the architecture.

- It's pretty.

- It's Kathy.
- Oh.

- This is beautiful.
- Welcome, welcome.

- How are you?
- Oh, my gorgeous.

- You look beautiful.

[all speaking at once]
- Jesse.

- Hi, how are you?

- You know Jesse?
- Nice to meet you.

- I do not.
- Oh, okay.

- Nice to meet you.

- Hold on. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God.

Are you even kidding?

Once I get up though, it's
gonna be good. Oh, my God.

- Look how high
this heel is, you guys.

- Oh. Kyle.

- That's dreamy.

- These stai... ha-ha!
- Yay!

- Hi.
- Yay! You made it...

- Finally. Hi.

- Mwah, mwah. both: Hi!

- I wonder why they closed
that so you couldn't see the pool.

- I know. Is it seated.

- Oh, there's probably
something going on back there.

Both: Oh.
- It's a hidden...

- We're gonna go outside
for the presentation.

- Hello, everyone? Hello?
Can I get your attention?

- Quiet on the set.
- Everyone.

Hello, everyone. Welcome.

Welcome to our
home. It's exciting.

You are the first to see some
of my wedding gown designs.

I've worked in
design and fashion

basically my whole life. I
have a ton of experience.

It's not just slapping
my name on something.

If everybody could please
stand and face the glass

if you wouldn't mind.

If I am putting my
name on something,

you better believe
that it's my work.

It's my creativity.
It's my design.

Okay, get in position, please.

Okay. We are going to
commence the evening.

Three, two, one.

- Coming up...

- You had everyone
up in arms today.

- About what? What'd I do?

- You made a little comment
that went everywhere.

- Oh [BLEEP].

- We are going to commence
the evening. Three, two, one.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah!

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo!

- Amazing!
- I love the pearl halter.

I love it. Models
look beautiful.

The dresses are beautiful.
Dorit pulled this off.

And I've been to a lot of
fashion shows, like a lot.

- I am going to have the
girls come in and I'm going

to tell you about each dress
and you can see it up close.

You can take your
seats at the table.

It's so great as a
designer to have an idea

and then to transform that
idea into an actual product.

- I like the sensor.
I love the princess.

- Those are my two favorites.
- Okay. There we go.

- Cinderella and the mermaid.
- Yeah.

- My friends are very
fashionable so their opinion,

it's a real indication

of how these dresses
are going to be received.

- I like that.
- I like that.

- Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

- That's my favorite
too. Beautiful.

- So for my friends
to love the designs,

it is this euphoric feeling
that I could not even explain.

Welcome, everybody.

I'm so excited that you're here.

So I am going to
kick off this evening

with our very
special flower girl

wearing one of our best...
- Oh, my gosh.

[all speaking at once]
- Yay.

- Yay.
- Oh, my goodness.

- The little flower girl dress
with handcrafted pearls.

- Yay!
- So cute.

- I love her so much.
- So cute.

- Okay. And now
for the bridal gown.

Jessica is wearing the angel.
- Pretty.

This creation was inspired
for the angelic bride.

- No one here.
[laughter]

- And the angel
has multiple layers

of soft, sheer tulles.

- I mean, wow.

It's just so elegant
and beautiful.

It's a far step from
Beverly Beach, isn't it?

- All right.
- Whoo!

- Yeah!

- This is our standout bride.

This is called the Moment.
- Yes!

- The Moment is a
two-piece gown worn by Ariel.

- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]

- The next model is wearing
a dress I call the Actress.

CJ is wearing the Pearl.

Showcases 14,000 white
pearls in an array of clusters.

Absolutely gorgeous.

- My dress was $1,200
and I think my wedding

was probably the same
amount as that dress.

[laughs]

- This is, like, one of our
most expensive dresses.

Want to say like $35,000.
- $35,000?

- Last but not
least, this is Zita.

- Wow.

- She's in the Princess.
- Wow.

- This is our grand
princess ball gown...

- This is so pretty.

- Gorgeous.
- Yay.

- I'm wearing the Woman.

[cheers and applause]

- Bravo.
- Gorgeous.

- Thank you, everyone.
- Yay! Congratulations!

- Bravo.

- I would love to wear
one of these dresses,

but I don't need to get married
again or to do a vow renewal.

- I'm not getting married again.

What are you? Crazy?

- Sutton doesn't want
to get married again.

I'll leave that to Garcelle.

- Um...
[laughs]

I... I...

Maybe.

- Gonna go get changed.

- That was great, wasn't it?

- Great.
- So nice.

- Zucchini fritters.
- Oh, thank you so much.

- Zucchini, fennel,
[indistinct], edible flower.

- This is delicious.

- It is really good.

- Amazing.

- Go ahead.
- Uh-huh.

- Please go ahead.
Feel free. You feel guilty?

- No. No, because I
never said anything bad.

I just gave advice.

The wife goes, "No,
no, no, not the brain.

Do the... ing ankle."

- [laughs]

- Oh, gorgeous.
- Nice.

Dorit, not only did you
do such an incredible job.

These designs are
absolutely beautiful

- I'm so glad that I
pulled it off without a hitch.

Mission accomplished.

[doorbell rings]
- Who's that, my love?

- Harry Hamlin.
- There he is! Oh, my gosh!

- Harry!

Both: Harry Hamlin.
- Mr. Hamlin.

- Welcome.
- Hi. How are you?

Yeah. Hello, everybody.
Hello, Garcelle, everybody.

- Harry, we love
having you here.

- Hi, that's beautiful.
How gorgeous this is.

You I can hug.
- I know, hi.

I'm always excited to see Harry.

- We haven't seen you since
we brought COVID to your house.

- I act like that when
he walks in the kitchen.

- You look fantastic.
- Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. I'm okay. One
foot in front of the other.

- I understand. I get it, 100%,

but life is filled
with vicissitudes

and, you know, it's how we
deal with them in the long run.

- Yes. Thank you. Thank
you. Thank you for asking.

- Oh, Harry, congratulations
on the new role.

I'm so excited.
- Yes, congratulations.

- Harry is gonna do a
show for Ridley Scott,

and he's going to
play Tom Brokaw.

- He is?
- Oh, wow.

- So I'm basically... ing
Tom Brokaw right now.

I'm excited for him.
He's got to go to Canada

and I always miss Harry
when he goes to do a role,

but I have definitely formed a
stronger dependency on Harry

during these last 10 months.

- Everybody loves Tom
Brokaw that's why I'm terrified.

- Why?

- But you're actually gonna
be a great Tom Brokaw.

- You're gonna be an
amazing Tom Brokaw.

- He's deep and high.

- And then deep and
high at the same time...

- Even high at the same time.

And his vowels
always go like tod-ay.

You know, he goes...
- Yes!

- I will be missing him.

He feeds me. He grows
my food, protects me.

I'm sure he's
really excited to go.

- Guys, mingle and chit chat
and we can grab a c*ck,

get up, sit down.
- Okay then, mingle.

- It's different.

You're super busy. I'm not busy.

- Super busy.
- I'm not busy.

- I know.

- My sister really makes
me laugh. I swear to God.

You know, the new Bernie
Sanders meme everywhere?

- Yeah.
- Kathy sends me a picture,

and goes, "Who is this old man?

Is this the new elf on a shelf?"

[laughter] And she
keeps sending the meme.

She goes, "There's
that old man again."

- I didn't know if that was the
Kentucky Fried Chicken guy

or who it was.

I was like...

- Colonel Sanders.
- Colonel Sanders.

- Colonel Sanders.
- Colonel, Bernie Sanders.

- Oh, my God!
- There you go!

- Why did you leave real estate?

- I went broke.
- Oh.

- Tell him how much you
lost now that you're already...

- I know you lost $1 billion.

- No, it was... it
was closer to 2...

- 10 billion?
- 2 billion.

- 2 billion?
- Yeah.

But I didn't really lose
it. I'm still looking for it.

I was looking
behind there tonight.

I was thinking,
"Is it here, Harry?"

This could be good.

- Bernie Sanders has
everybody up in arms.

- Wait, you had
everyone up in arms today.

- About what? What'd I do?

- You made a little comment
that went everywhere.

- [BLEEP].

- You had everyone
up in arms today.

- About what? What'd I do?

- You made a little comment
that went everywhere.

- Oh [BLEEP].

- You said that we're
all coming after you.

- What? What? What?

- She did some
interview on "Ellen" today

with Mario Lopez

asks what was it like
being in this group?

And she said, "Well, they're
all coming after me and now

I'm going to say I'm
coming after all of them."

- Why you out there saying
that people are coming after you?

- You did the other day.

- You've been making
a lot of jabs at me.

It's like a bully.
- Stop it right now.

When I did that interview,

they asked me how's it
going, you know, with the girls?

It was right after lip kit
launch so I was heated.

- You came after me first.
- I didn't come after you.

I said little things that
you were right next to me

when I said them

so they weren't like
coming after you.

- No, no, no. No,
no, no, no. No.

Here's my real
issue with Garcelle.

If you've got a
problem, really voice it.

But if you don't,

don't come up with things
just to be provocative

because you think that it
makes you more interesting.

I thought you and I
moved past our issues.

- Am I not allowed to
have my own opinion?

- Of course, you are.
- Whether you like it or not.

- I would love to
hear your opinion.

- Can I have my opinion?
- 100% you can.

- I love when people
have their opinions.

- Everyone's allowed
to have their opinion.

- It doesn't feel like because
my opinion only works if it...

If it satisfies you.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- If it goes against
how you feel then it's,

I can't have that opinion.

- I speak four languages.
- Good for you.

- And that doesn't make
sense in any one of 'em.

If you've got an issue

or you think I talk
too much, tell me.

Don't mask it with a
passive aggressive comment.

It doesn't make any sense.

- Do we need to get
up and go over there?

- I just wonder,

do you genuinely feel like
anyone's coming after you?

- Well, I felt like
you came after me

and no one stood
up for me but you.

- Oh, did you?
- Yeah.

I'm going to help
because... because

I'm just a bystander,
but I heard that you heard

don't talk about this
but you were not there.

- I was in the car.
- That is correct.

- No one ever takes my side.

[dramatic sting]

- No one ever takes her side?
- Yeah.

- I don't believe it's true

that you're an
outsider in this group

or people don't make an
effort. I don't believe that's true.

- I said that's
how I feel. If I say

I feel like I'm an
outsider, that's how I feel.

They could have had my
back but no one spoke up.

No one said anything.

That's one of the
things with Rinna.

Although she wanted
to repair our friendship,

she never stood up for me.

And where's Rinna? Sitting
down watching this all go down.

- I think you may have to go
over there and chop some heads.

- Not yet, do you
think? Not yet.

Garcelle got called out
for being jabby and shady.

If I feel there's
injustice going on,

I will say something
but I don't.

You're a big girl.
You can take Dorit.

[laughs]

- I'm going inside
to be with the girls.

- Oh.
- Be with my wife.

- You're going to be
very well from there.

- I need some... I need
some female companionship.

- Go in there, Harry.
- Yeah.

- Personally, I
wouldn't suggest it,

but if you want to do it,
we're going to watch it, man.

- I'm looking at
the body language.

- Go on, Harry.
- All right.

- Don't go there,
Harry. It's not a mood.

- Is it safe?
- No, it's not.

[laughs] It's not.

- Do I need to
be directly like...

- Direct?

- Probably.
- Maybe it's better to say...

- Okay.
- You... ing talk too much.

Like let someone
else say something.

- Absolutely.
- You got it.

Like my God, will you shut up?

- That's okay to say that.

- You've never said
that. I welcome that.

- Like, tell her to
shut up sometimes.

- I mean, Dorit says
she wants the truth

but can she handle the truth?

I don't know but
I will be honest.

Let's see how that goes.

- I'm certainly not

the only one in this
group that likes to talk.

- No.
- But you're the best one.

- Yes.
- Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

- Next time on "The
Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills"...

- Welcome to Grand Del Mar.
- Ooh.

Wait, is there a closet in here?

- I got my room.

- Kyle, there's not
a closet I don't think.

- I'm unpacking!

- Oh, my God,
look at the sea lion.

- Look at 'em. Look at this one.

[sea lions grunting]
- Oh, what's happening?

- Ooh. Gross.

- They have agreed to let
Tom's brother be his conservator.

- He was in a bad car accident
and unconscious for 12 hours.

- Allegedly, yeah.

- You're the one who
told us this information

so why are you saying allegedly?

- I was only asking questions.

- Why are you speaking to
me? I have nothing to say to you.

- Okay, Ms. Small Town.
- That's you, honey.

- Girl.
- Small minded.

- I was confronting you on
something you were doing to me.

- It made me feel like I
was on an island by myself.

My whole... ing life
I've had to try to fit in.

[dramatic music]