05x04 - Surprise Party

[bunniefuu]

Hi, my name's Mr. Gus!

[ Cow moos ]

♪♪

Belly Bag: 28...29...30!

Okay, that's all
the sparklers and fireworks.

All right!

Three hours till show time,
everyone!

Frankenstein,
Pizza Steve piñata

goes in
Uncle Grandpa's room!

[ Groans ]

And try to keep it away
from the ant farm.

Let's see...

Tiny Miracle,
how you doing

with the pepperoni
cheesecake?

Just adding
the finishing crust.

Great! Hide it in the fridge
when you're done.

How we doing with the streamers
and karaoke stuff, Tiger?

[ Roars ]
Awesome!

Stash it all in Mr. Gus' room,
por favor.

And speaking of Mr. Gus,

how are the Pizza Steve
party favors coming along there?

They're all ready.

I still don't get why
we're throwing a surprise party

for Pizza Steve, anyway.

It's not like he'd do the same
for any of us.

I'd rather be the bigger bag,
Mr. Gus.

Also,
it's a perfect excuse

for Tiny Miracle to make
his famous pizza poppers.

[ Splat! ]

I guess
you've got a point.

I'll go put these in
the phone booth we never use.

Perfect!

Now, if all goes as planned,

Pizza Steve should be home from
his tanning session any minute.

Then he'll take his daily nap
for a couple of hours

while we set up the party.

And, finally, when he wakes up,
the big surprise will happen!

Why don't we just
surprise him

when he gets back
from the tanning salon?

Pizza Steve prefers
evening parties.

He's lucky he's getting
a party at all, if you ask me.

[ Gasps ]
Did somebody say "Party"?

I did.

I love parties!

[ Grunts ]

But where are
all the decorations?

And food and games?

We're hiding stuff
around the RV

so Pizza Steve
doesn't find out.

It's a surprise party.

Surprise party?

Pizza Steve, guess what?

We're having a supr‐‐
[ Grunts ]

Uncle Grandpa,
if you tell Pizza Steve,

it'll ruin the surprise.
Oops.

Maybe you can get some
glow sticks from the basement

while we continue
to get ready.

Glow sticks!
I can do that!

Party, party, party!
[ Knocking on door ]

Oh, that must be the deejay.

Yo, yo!
DJ Duckbill in the house!

Who's ready
to get this party quackin'?

Oh, uh, glad
you could make it.

Go ahead and set up
in the bathroom.
[ Door opens ]

And make sure to watch out for
the Party Lobster in the tub!

Hmm, let's see here.

Glow sticks?

Glow sticks?

Glow sticks?

Glow sticks!

We got the confetti cannons
loaded.

Uncle Grandpa,
you find the glow sticks?

Sure did, Captain!

All right! Pizza Steve
should be arriving any‐‐

[ Doorknob rattling ]

Eeh!

Eeh‐eeh‐eeh‐eeh‐eeh‐eeh‐eeh!

You better not be giddy
'cause you're thinking about

mentioning the party.

Bu‐bu‐bu‐bu‐‐

Zip it!

Hello, world.
I'm back.

What are you gu‐‐ guys?

Hey, Pizza Steve.

Howdy, P‐man!

[ Gasps ]
Am I missing the pa‐‐

[ Both laughing nervously ]

What's up with Uncle G?

Oh, uh,
he just lost a ‐‐ a pen.

And he's trying to find it.

Hey, uh, tell us about
your day, Pizza Steve.

Notice
anything different?

I just got out
of a tanning session.

Whew. All that relaxing
sounds pretty exhausting.

Are you ready for your daily nap
now, Pizza Steve?

Ooh, hoo, hoo.

I'm feeling
pretty energetic today.

I'm actually thinking
about skipping my nap.

You're gonna need it
because of the surprise ‐‐

[ Muffled shouting ]
Because closed‐eyes rest
is important.

Wait.

Why do you want me
to nap so badly?

Oh, not that we, uh...

have any particular plans
tonight.
Alrighty.

Then I could just stay up now
and go to bed early.

Ooh!
I'm feeling thirsty!

Oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

You're gonna be so shocked
when you see the supr‐‐

Shocked, uh,
when you see the sup ‐‐

uh, sub ‐‐
sub‐zero air climate

outside the fridge
could spoil the...bologna

for tomorrow's lunch.

[ Chuckles nervously ]
Yeah.

Uh, I could go get you
a ‐‐ a...

A smoothie ‐‐
while you nap.

Yeah!
While you nap!

I don't want to spoil
our bologna lunch.

Maybe I will
just take a nap.

‐Phew!
‐Phew!

But first,
I'm going to the bathroom.

[ Poink! ]
All right!

You get
to see the deejay ‐‐

[ Muffled shouting ]

Deejay?

Uh, D and J's
Plumbing Service.

Yeah, they're addressing
some drainage issues.

Hmm.
Flooding is no bueno.

On second thought,
I'll just let them work.

‐Phew!
‐Phew!

In the meantime,
I'll just get my skateboard

from this phone booth
that we never use.

Whoa, yeah!

Pizza Steve, you can see
all the party hats ‐‐

[ Muffled shouting ]

Party hats?

You can see
the part of me

that has ‐‐ has, um,
great affection...

for you.
[ Chuckles nervously ]

Hmm.
My vanity is intrigued.

Tell me more.

Certainly.
Just one second.

Maybe it's time for you
to take a nap, Uncle Grandpa.

Yeah! Too many close calls that
almost ruined our surprise!

Okay, okay.

Come on over to the couch,
Pizza Steve!

We have a list of things
we admire about you.

I always love to hear
how great I am.

[ Groans ]
Hold it together.

[ Sniffles ]

[ Whimpers ]

No, no...

P‐P‐Party.

Party, party.
P‐P‐P...

Uh, ugh.

Party...

Piñata?

[ Blink! ]

P‐Party piñata!

[ Gasps ]
No!

Uncle Grandpa,
you can't ruin the piñata.

But nobody would know
if you cracked a glow stick.

[ Crack! ]

[ Grunting techno beat ]

Uh‐oh, I got a leaky one.

Aw, nuts!
Not the piñata, too!

It's not wiping out!
What brand is this?!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

This isn't right.

[ Hisses ]

Uh‐oh, pistachio.

[ Screeches ]

[ Snoring ]

Finally. Now to just
transfer him to his room.

You guys, you guys!

Shh!
We just put him down.

[ Groans ]

[ Moans ]

‐Phew!
‐Phew!

But ‐‐ but‐‐

Yeah, get your butt
back in the room

and get
those supplies ready.

But the piñata,
it's ‐‐

[ Yawns ]

Did somebody say "Piñata"?

No, nobody was talking
about a piñata.

There's definitely
no piñata.

[ Bang ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Clatter ]
Is that an official...

[ Grunts ]
...Pizza Steve Brand piñata?

[ Munches ]

[ Groans ]

S‐S‐Surprise.

We had a surprise party planned
for your birthday.

[ Noisemaker blows ]

Ha, it's a miracle
that you didn't notice.

Did somebody say Tin‐‐ Oh!

[ Powering down ]
Tell the kids I'll be fine.

Uncle Grandpa must have
mixed up the glow sticks

and the nuclear reactor tubes,
thus creating this monster!

Frankenstein,
distract him with sparklers.

[ Groans ]

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

Everything's
getting wrecked.

DJ, I need a volley
of pizza poppers.

Tiger, trip him
with the streamers.

I got
the confetti cannon.

[ Roars ]

Eat this!
[ Poink! ]

Oh, no.
A dud?

[ Screams ]

[ Roars ]

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

Help!

Batter up.

[ Snarls ]

[ Growling ]

[ Screeching ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Distorted grunting ]

[ Growls ]

[ Music continues ]

[ Snarls ]

[ Screeches ]

I'm sorry,
Pizza Steve.

We were gonna throw you
a great party,

but then I got too excited
and ruined it.

Are you kidding me?!

I know, I know.

It's inconceivable
how big I messed up.

Are you kidding me?!

That was the best party
you've ever thrown me!

Not like the same party
you throw me every year.

Usually the highlight

is Party Lobster
hiding in the bathroom.

[ Techno music plays ]

Anyhoo, at least these glow
sticks didn't get destroyed.

All: Pizza Steve, no!

[ Crack! ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Synthesizer music plays ]

Ha! Ha!
Toe jam!

D:
Do you need a plumber?

I don't know.
Together: Sure, ya do!

I'm D!

And I am J!

And we're the founders
and CEOs of...

D and J's Plumbing!

We're honest
blue‐collar workers.

Born with wrenches
for hands.

Whoa.

Just kidding.

Whoa.

But you want to know
what we're not kidding about?

What?
Together: Plumbing!

D: Got big logs
backing up your toilet?

We can fix that.
[ Chain‐saw revs ]

J: Got pipes that don't work
like they used to?

We can fix that.
[ Clang! ]

Your water heater
operating too cold lately?

We can fix that
for ya.

Come here, sweetheart.

Is your kitchen sink
backed up?

We can fix that.

Is your bathtub clogged?

'Cause we can
fix that, too.

[ Both grunting ]

[ Babbling ]
We'll take care
of annoying "leeks."

Aah!

Treat your pets
with respect.

We'll even leave a complimentary
magnet for your refrigerator.

So call 1‐555‐0175‐D‐AND‐J
today

for all your plumbing needs ‐‐
extension 402.

Now, that was
a pretty good commercial.

Am I right?
I'll say!

What do you think,
Uncle Grandpa?

What are you guys doing
in my house?

[ Upbeat music plays ]

That was quite delicious.