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03x04 - Good/Bad+Laugh/Cry+Big/Small

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dr. Seuss's Red Fish, Blue Fish". Aired: September 8, 2025.*
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The adventures of an odd couple of two fish friends as they explore opposite concepts.

03x04 - Good/Bad+Laugh/Cry+Big/Small

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[upbeat music playing]

[laughs]

Whoo!

Oh! Uh…

[giggles]

Hey, hey!

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

Red Fish, Blue Fish

[Red Fish exclaims]

Mm?

Puh! [babbles]

[both giggle]

[humming]

[slurps]

Good!

- [humming]
- Huh?

A-ha!

- Oh…
- [grunts]

Bad!

Yeech!

Mm!

[both laughing]

[laughing]

- [barking]
- [laughing]

[narrator] Red and Blue brought a dog
to the park outside town.

They were teaching him tricks
like how to sit down.

Ha-ha!

- [whistling]
- Huh?

- [loud thud]
- [chuckles]

[giggles] Good!

Huh?

Aww.

Whoa! [giggles]

[laughs nervously]

{\an8}[panting]

- Oh?
- [splat]

[giggles]

- Oh!
- [giggles]

Whoa! Ha-ha!

[giggling]

Mwah! Mm!

- Ah!
- Ooh.

{\an8}[narrator] Blue Fish thought
of something to bring

{\an8}and asked the big dog
to jump through a ring.

- Aah!
- [whistle call]

Aah! Ooh.

- [Blue Fish giggles]
- Ooh!

- Good!
- Good!

[triumphant fanfare]

Aw! Ah!

Oh…

[swallows and laughs]

Ha-ha!

[whistle call]

[barks]

- Good!
- Good!

[screams]

[howling]

[scream]

Bad!

[humming]

Yeah.

[dog howling]

[panting] Ooh.

Huh?

[slurps]

[panting]

[both gasp]

Yeah!

Eh! Ah-ha!

Oh!

[narrator] Big Dog popped out
covered in sticks,

but now he was ready
to learn some more tricks.

- [whistle call]
- Mm?

- [thud]
- Whoa!

[giggling]

[narrator] Blue knew a trick
that would need some control.

They could teach the big dog
to lay down and roll.

- [laughs]
- [whistle call]

Ah!

- Good!
- Good!

- Ha-ha!
- Oh!

- [screams]
- Bad!

[humming]

[screams]

[both? Huh?

[screaming]

Bad!

[tweeting]

Oh!

[howling]

[screaming]

[panting] Mm? Mm?

{\an8}- [muffled groaning]
- Oh…

{\an8}[woofs]

Whoa!

{\an8}[narrator] None of their tricks
were going as planned.

{\an8}In fact, they were starting
to get out of hand.

[screaming]

[groans]

{\an8}[narrator] So Red Fish and Blue Fish
thought it was best

{\an8}to take Big Dog home to go get some rest.

- Huh!
- Mm?

[narrator] But Big Dog
decided he wanted to stay.

{\an8}He found a new ball and wanted to play.

[playful music]

[panting]

{\an8}Hmm! Aw.

- [both] Mm-mm.
- Come on.

- Woof!
- Huh?

Huh?

Mm!

- Uh…
- Uh…

- [sad music playing]
- [whimpering]

[gasps] Oh…

{\an8}[whimpering]

Ugh…

[gasps]

[whimpering]

[gasps]

Aw!

Huh?

[giggling]

- [whistle call]
- [excited grunt]

Aah!

[barking]

{\an8}Aw!

{\an8}Good!

Aw!

Ha-ha!

- Yoo-hoo!
- Ya-ha!

[laughing]

- Oh!
- Oh!

Uh-oh!

[yells]

{\an8}Sorry. Sorry!

Mm!

[screaming]

[exclaiming]

[whining]

- Huh?
- [voice] Ahem.

- Uh-oh!
- [whimpering]

- [whimpering]
- Huh…

- Uh…
- [barks]

{\an8}- Bad!
- Bad!

{\an8}[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
hung their heads low.

{\an8}Everyone was mad,
so they would have to go.

[Red and Blue whining]

[coos]

[giggling]

[narrator] Then suddenly a baby
went rolling down the hill.

If she hit a bump,
she would take a big spill.

Bad!

[panting]

{\an8}- [Father Fish] Ah!
- [gasping]

[Father Fish panting]

[screaming]

Huh?

[exclaiming]

[giggling]

- [panting]
- [baby giggles]

Aah!

- Gah… [gasps]
- [gasps]

Oh!

- [whistle call]
- [Big Dog barks]

{\an8}- Ha-ha-ha!
- Woo-hoo!

[adventurous music playing]

[Blue Fish giggles]

Woo-hoo! Ha-ha!

Good!

[baby giggling]

{\an8}- [screaming]
- [whistle call]

[humming]

Good!

- Yeah!
Ha-ha-ha!

[adventurous music continues]

[giggles]

[grunting]

[screaming]

[baby giggles]

[all] Oh!

Ooh!

- [whimpers]
- Ah! [whistle call]

Uh!

[panting]

[giggles]

[triumphant music playing]

- Good!
- Good!

[giggling]

- Hoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah!

Ha-ha-ha!

{\an8}[narrator] Big Dog caught the baby
in his own special way.

{\an8}All the tricks he learned
helped to save the day.

Good!

Oh!

[grunting]

{\an8}A-ha!

[giggling]

- [laughing]
- [baby giggles]

[cheering]

He-he-hey!

- Huh?
- Oh!

- Wow!
- [laughs]

- [pops]
- [whimpers]

[sobbing]

{\an8}Aw!

{\an8}Cry.

{\an8}- [cries]
- Mm!

[inhales and blows]

{\an8}Oh!

{\an8}- Whee!
- [laughs]

{\an8}Laugh!

Whoa!

[screams]

Ooh!

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
were on their way

to look after Baby Octopus today.

- [upbeat jazz playing]
- [doorbell rings]

- Hi!
- Hi!

Hi!

- [gasps]
- Oh!

Oooh!

Aww! [giggles]

[blows raspberry]

[giggling]

- Laugh!
- Huh?

[giggling]

Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha!

- Mwah. Bye-bye!
- Bye!

Ha-ha!

- Whoa!
- [baby giggles]

Uh? Uh?

- [giggles]
- Oh-oh, ah!

- [giggles]
- Ooh

[giggles]

[laughing]

- [sob]
- [gasping]

[narrator] The baby was upset,
but no one knew why.

In fact, it looked like
she might start to…

- [crying loudly]
- [gasps]

Cry!

- Shh, shh!
- Ooh.

[crying]

[exclaims nervously]

[babbles]

[blows raspberry]

Hi!

Ah! [giggles]

- Ah!
- [giggles]

- Uh…
- Oh!

[whimpering]

[scared whimper]

- Ah…
- Uh-uh!

- Ah-ha!
- [crying]

[crying]

Ha!

Ta-da! [chuckles]

Oh…

- [cries]
- [Blue Fish] ♪ Tah-ta-da-tah!

Tah-ta-ta-da-ta-tah!

Tu-duh-tu-da ♪Whoa.

[giggling]

- [crying]
- [Red Fish] Ha-ha!

Hey! Ha! Huh!

Whoo.

[crying]

[desperate exclaiming]

- Ha-ha!
- Ta-da!

[crying]

[sobbing loudly]

{\an8}Cry!

- [rumbling continues]
- [crying continues]

- [cracking]
- Whoa!

Ah!

[crying]

{\an8}[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
couldn't stay inside,

{\an8}so they grabbed the baby stroller
to take her for a ride.

{\an8}[crying continues]

{\an8}Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!

{\an8}Peek-a-bah!

[heavenly music playing]

{\an8}[narrator] Red and Blue saw a playground
and thought, just maybe,

{\an8}a ride down the slide
could cheer up the baby.

[baby fussing]

Ah…

- Oh!
- [fussing]

Ha-ha!

Whee!

{\an8}- [giggling]
- Huh?

[giggles]

{\an8}Laugh!

{\an8}- [Red Fish] Ha-ha!
- Oh!

{\an8}Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Yup! Ah-ha!

Whoa! [screams]

- [Red Fish screaming]
- [giggles]

[screaming]

[all] Whoa!

- Wah!
- [boing]

Whoa-whoa!

Aw.

Wha-wha-whaa!

[screaming]

Whoa!

- [giggling]
- Oh!

Whoa-whoa-whoa!

Wha-wha!

Whoa!

[giggling]

Huh?

[whimpering]

[loud crying]

Huh? Ow…

Cry.

[crying continues]

{\an8}- [whimpering]
- [crying loudly]

{\an8}- Oh!
- Ha-ha!

{\an8}Ha-ha!

{\an8}[narrator] Red and Blue saw dancers
and sat in the first row.

{\an8}It turns out the baby really
liked their show.

{\an8}- Ha!
- Laugh!

{\an8}- [upbeat jazz music playing]
- [baby giggling]

{\an8}[baby giggling]

{\an8}- Ha-ha!
- Huh?

[whimpering]

{\an8}- Oh?
- Hmm!

- Uh!
- [screams]

[baby fusses]

Whoo-ah!

Ta-da-ta-da-ta-da

Oh, yeah!

[laughs]

- Wah! Ta-da!
- Wow.

[fussing]

- [babbles]
- [gasps]

[baby fussing]

[giggles]

[panting]

Mmm-hmm.

- [giggles nervously]
- [grunts]

Ya-cha-cha-cha-cha

[upbeat music playing]

[giggle]

[fussing]

[loud crying]

Ah-ah!

Uh… Ah… Oh!

Ah!

- Huh?
- [panting]

- Mmm-hmm!
- Yeah!

Whee!

[upbeat music playing]

{\an8}Ha-ha-ha!

[fussing]

- [panicked gasping]
- Mm…

[panting]

Okay!

[upbeat music continues]

Huh?

Yeah!

Ha-ha-ha!

- Wee-hee!
- Oh, yeah!

{\an8}[fireworks popping]

{\an8}Woo-hoo!

{\an8}Hooray!

[whimpering] Huh!

{\an8}[all gasping]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[both whimpering]

Huh.

[gulps]

{\an8}[crying loudly]

{\an8}[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
gave a big sigh.

[both sigh]

{\an8}[narrator] No matter what they did,
the baby would still cry.

[baby crying]

{\an8}Um…

{\an8}Huh-huh-huh.

Mm.

- Cry.
- Cry.

[crying]

[hiccups]

Huh?

[belches thunderously]

[giggling]

Aah!

- [belching continues]
- Huh?

Wah!

- [belching continues]
- [screaming]

- [belching]
- Whoa!

[both] Huh?

[giggling]

[laughing]

- Laugh!
- Laugh!

[narrator] Now Red and Blue knew
what the crying was about.

The baby just needed to let a burp out.

Hi!

[narrator] Red, Blue, and Dad
all laughed together.

Baby was happy. What could be better?

[burps]

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Ha-ha!

Big!

Oh?

Mm?

[whimpering]

{\an8}Oh! [giggles]

{\an8}Small!

Aw!

[quacking]

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
were in the woods today.

Dancing and humming,
having fun along the way.

La-la-la

La-la-la-la-la

[quacking]

Ooh! [giggles]

- Ah!
- Small!

Ha-ha-ha!

[clears throat]

[loudly] ♪ La-la-la-la!

{\an8}- [thud]
- [gasps]

{\an8}Big!

Oh… [grunts]

Wah!

Oh!

[screaming]

- [gasps]
- [groans]

Aww.

- Ribbit!
- Huh?

Aw!

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!

Oh!

Small!

[giggles]

[narrator] Blue Fish asked Red Fish

if they would let Blue take the frog home
to keep as a pet.

- Ribbit!
- Ribbit!

Mmm-hmm!

[giggles]

Wah!

[Red Fish chuckles]

Whoo! [laughs]

[narrator] The frog wasn't big,
it was really so small.

{\an8}Taking care of him
would be no trouble at all.

- Ah!
- Mm.

Ribbit, ribbit!

Huh? [chuckles]

- Oh.
- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Huh.
- [humming]

{\an8}Small!

{\an8}Small!

{\an8}Small!

Oh! Huh. Huh?

Ha-ha-ha!

[narrator] Red Fish was hungry
and needed a snack,

so Red told the frog
that they'd be right back.

Huh?

Aah!

{\an8}[narrator] Little Frog got wet,
and what do you know,

{\an8}that one drop of water
made the little frog grow.

- [giggles]
- Uh-huh!

- Am!
- Woo-hoo!

[boing]

Aw!

Small!

- Ribbit!
- [scream]

Ribbit!

- Huh?
- Big!

{\an8}Ribbit!

- [screams]
- Aah!

- Huh?
- Huh?

- [screams]
- [pants]

{\an8}[frantic jazz music playing]

[both] Huh?

[screaming]

[screams]

Big!

{\an8}[narrator] The frog grew bigger
each time he got wet.

Aww.

{\an8}[narrator] But Blue Fish
still wanted to keep him as a pet.

Mm-mm!

- Mm?
- Ooh! Aw.

- Ribbit?
- Ribbit.

Huh?

[sighs]

Mmm-hmm.

A-ha!

Eh?

Ribbit!

Uh…

A-ha!

[gasps]

Huh. Ah! Mm…

Aww.

A-ha!

Mm…

Mm-hmm. Mwah!

Aw!

- [bed creaking]
- [crash]

- [muffled grunts]
- Huh?

[grunting]

Oh?

{\an8}Yeah!

{\an8}Yeah!

Ooh…

{\an8}[narrator] The frog saw a pool
and decided to go,

{\an8}but Red and Blue
couldn't let the big frog grow.

- Uh!
- Ah!

[screams]

[zany chase music playing]

- [Red Fish exclaims]
- [Blue Fish panting]

Aah!

[giggles]] Whee!

Ribbit!

Whoa!

[screaming]

{\an8}[zany music rising]

[echoing] Ribbit!

- Whoa-whoa!
- Aah!

- Huh?
- [grunts]

Hoo-hoo!

Huh? [grunts]

- Huh? Oh.
- Aww.

Huh?

[loud crash]

Mm…

[whimpering]

Oh!

{\an8}[narrator] The big frog was sad
that everyone ran away,

{\an8}so Blue Fish suggested
they go home for the day.

{\an8}[giggles]

[Red Fish] No, no, no!

Mm-mm! Mm-mm-mm-mm!

Ribbit?

Ribbit?

Ribbit?

Ribbit?

Ribbit!

Ribbit!

Mm?

{\an8}[sighs]

Mmm-hmm.

{\an8}Ya-ha!

{\an8}Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit! Ribbit!

{\an8}[pops]

[screams]

[exclaims]

Aah!

{\an8}Aah!

Uh…

Oh!

[zany chase music playing]

{\an8}Huh?

{\an8}Phew!

{\an8}- [loud stomping]
- Huh?

Wah!

[screaming]

Eh, oh!

Aah!

[screams]

Oh!

Huh?

Oh, yeah!

{\an8}- Ya-ha!
- Yeah! Ha-ha!

{\an8}- [screaming]
- Oh!

[screaming]

- [screaming]
- [whistles]

Wah-wah-wah!

[screaming]

[muffled grunting]

Oh! Big!

Uh-oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

{\an8}- Oh!
- Huh?

- [rumbling]
- Ooh.

Huh?

- Ribbit!
- Ribbit!

Ribbit!

[narrator] Big Frog was back
with his mom and his dad.

Blue had to let him go,
even though it was sad.

- Aww.
- Mm.

{\an8}Ribbit!

{\an8}Ribbit!

{\an8}Ribbit!

Huh?

Ribbit!

Ribbit!

Ha-ha-ha!

Brr!

Aw!

- Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye!

[both giggling]

[upbeat jazz music playing]

- Ribbit!
- Oh!

Oh! Small!

- Huh?
- Uh, no, no, no!

Ribbit!

[closing theme music playing]

- Huh?
- Huh!

Ha-ha!

- Huh?
- Honk!

[laughing]

[humming]

Whee!

[effort]

Oh. Oh, hi! Hi!

[giggles]

- Huh?
- Ah!

Oh… ugh.