04x23 - The Phone Call

[bunniefuu]

I'm thinking about robots.

[ Cow moos ]

Smack O Lantern,
when I get you in the ring,

I'm gonna give you
the headache of your life!

This means w*r!

Cheetah!

After I'm done with you
tomorrow [inhales]

you'll be cleaning
your spots up from the canvas.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, man, can you believe
these guys, home slice?

Their threats
are so ridiculous!

[ Munching ]

[ Laughing ]

Oh, this guy's
got a pumpkin on his head!

[ Slurps, spits ]

This is just too much!

[ Laughs ]

Hey, y'all.

Hey, Mr. Gus!
Check it out!

We're watching
pro rassling!

It is hi larious, bro.

Don't mind if I do!

[ Grunts ]

Hello?!

I guess extinct reptiles
don't need to have pants  

or manners!

[ Telephone ringing ]

Phone's ringing, y'all.

It sure is.

I guess somebody
should get it.

I hope you don't expect me
to do it.

This is my day off.

Well, I just sat down.

Looks like that leaves one
other person to get the phone  

a certain Uncle Grandpa?

[ Ringing continues ]

Well, aren't I at least
gonna elicit a response?

Hey, guys!

What are you doing talking
to my life size inflatable doll?

[ Air squeaks ]

Anybody care
for some nachos?

[ Ringing continues ]

Oh!
Phone's ringing!

I'll get it!
[ Zip! ]

Uncle Grandpa's
mobile residence!

Man: [ Dutch accent ]
Uncle Grandpa?

The one and only,
at your service!

Good, because
I'm going to come over there

und give you a beating
you will never forget!

Uh, excuse me?

You heard me!

I'm coming over to give you
the beating of your life!

Oh, oh!
[ Grunts ]

Guys,
someone on the phone

just threatened
to give me a beating!

A beating?!
Ha ha!

Man, you guys have been watching
too much professional rassling!

Why on earth would anyone
call to give you a beating?

[ Telephone rings ]
[ Teeth chattering ]
It's him!

I can't believe you,
Uncle Grandpa,

scared of a little old
prank caller.

I guess we need the adult
of the RV to handle this.

You'll see that
this whole thing is just silly.

Hello?

You know what?

I'm going to give you
a beating, too!

[Laughs]

Hello? Hello?!

Whoa!

Do my shades deceive me,

or are you looking a little
shaken up there, big guy?!

Am I right, Uncle G?

I tried to tell ya,
Mr. Gus!

[ Telephone rings ]

Somebody gonna get that?

Don't look at me!

Wow.

You guys are really something.

Scared of a dumb prank caller?

Then why don't you
answer it?

I believe I will!

Leave it up
to the real hero around here.

[ Ringing continues ]

Yo. Pizza Steve!
Talk to me.

Pizza Steve, you are going to
get the biggest beating of all!

Okay, you guys were right!
Who is this lunatic, anyway?

I bet he's got gigantic muscles
on every part of his body!

I bet even his muscles
have muscles!

Even his head has bigger muscles
than all of us combined!

And he can probably smash
an entire city

using just his earlobe!

I can only imagine
what he's gonna do to us!

[ All scream ]

We gotta get out of here,
pronto!

I'll start the RV!

[ Engine sputtering ]

Huh?

No power!
Better check the engine!

I thought this was where
you kept the macaroni.

Two questions.

Where, pray tell,
did you get all this macaroni,

and what did you do
with the engine?

Mom?
[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]

No TV until you finish
your dinner, Jerold!

All right, we'll just push
the RV out of here!

Good idea!

You two push.

I'll keep a look out!

[ Both grunting ]

Keep going, guys!
No sign of him yet!

[ Slurps ]
[ Grunting continues ]

Whew!

I can't move it
any further!

Yeah. It feels like the wheels
went on vacation!

Got that right, buddy!

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Whining ] Not again!

M Maybe he'll go away!

Uncle Grandpa here  
or should I say, not here.

[Chuckles]Leave your message
after the tone

and me, Pizza Steve,
or Mr. Gus will get
right back to you!

[ Answering machine beeps ]
Man: Don't think this answering
machine is going to fool me.

I know you you're all there!

I'm almost at your door

to give you more beatings
than you can shake a pickle at!

[ Answering machine beeps ]
No!

Pizza Steve is too young
and beautiful to die!

Maybe we can just hide.

That's so cowardly  
it just might work!

[ Zip! ]

Uh...

Whoa!

Yo!

What's a fella
gotta do

to get some privacy
around here?!

[ Straining ] Come on.

Almost got it closed!

Aw, nah.

This isn't working!
Where else?!

I know!
Follow me!

He'll never find us in here!

Uh, where are we again?

The phone booth. Why?

[ Telephone rings ]
[ All screaming ]

[ All panting ]
We're doomed.

We should just abandon the RV
and try to make it out on foot.

We can start a new life
somewhere else!

Leave the RV?!

You can't be serious,
little buddy!

As much as I hate to say it,
he's right, Uncle Grandpa.

We don't stand a chance
against this menace!

I guess there's
no other way, then.

Ya hear that,
Tiny Miracle?

We all have to leave the RV
forever.

I can't.
You can't?!

No, I  

Did you hear that,
everyone?

Tiny Miracle can't leave
the RV

because his high moral standards
won't allow it!

We can't just run away
from our home!

Actually it's because
I'm still charging.

If you give me a couple of
minutes, I can leave with you.

Not now, Tiny Miracle.
I'm saying something important!

We just can't allow
some bully

to take over our lives
and push us around!

This is our RV!

There's a time in every
Uncle Grandpa's life

when he says, "I will not
get pushed around any longer!"

Instead of being attacked,
this time I attack!

Uncle G's right!

It's time to show this lowlife
what time it is.

Who's with us?!

Do we have a choice?

Of course not!

Soldiers,
ready your battle stations!

I want to see
your w*r face!

[ Screams ]

[ Growls ]

[ Sloop! ]

Hoo!

[ Making gibberish noises ]

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Slurps ]

Here he comes.

If I don't make it,
Uncle Grandpa,

you can have
my exercise equipment.

And, Pizza Steve,
I'm bestowing onto you

my collection
of Charles Dickens novels.

I hope to high heaven
we make it out of this alive.

I will not sit idly
and allow him to cause harm!

It's time to take a stand!

Uncle Grandpa,
where are you going?!

He's almost here!

[ Whistling ]

Hallo!
My name is Hubrecht.

I walk all the way from Holland,

und I'm here to deliver
your beating.

I have a many different kind
to choose from.

Aah!

Here's a good uns'!

Some beating
for the both of you.

Here's a nice beating for you,
Mr. Gus!

Und a couple of nice beating
for you, little one,

so you grow up
big und strong!

So...you just wanted
to give us beets?

Ja!

I give you a nice beeting  
one you never gonna forget.

You don't understand
the English language, do you?

Ja, English.

Top of the mortgage to ya.

Well, ain't that
a crazy mix up.

That's it!
You will bully us no longer!

Uncle Grandpa, no!
Uncle G, no!

Good bye, monster!

Oh, well.
Maybe it's a fly to Holland.

And stay away, bully!

You do realize he was just here
to deliver beets, right.

Of course I do, Mr. Gus!
[ Grunts ]

I despise those evil things!

[ Tank g*n fires ]

"Gut" ter ball.

[ Chuckles ]
Get it?

[ Inhales ]

c*ck a doodle doo!

[ Yawns ]

[ Flamingos squawking ]

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Chirping ]

[ Chirping ]

[ Slurps ]

[ Crows cawing ]

[ Woodpeckers chirping ]

Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!

[ RV beeps ]

[ Screeches ]
[ Screams ]

[ Ducks quacking ]

[ Squawking ]

[ Ducks quacking ]

[ Pigeons cooing ]

[ Ducks quacking ]

[ Squawking ]

[ Yawn, clicks tongue ]

Birds   can't live with them,
can't live without them!

[ Squawks ]

[ Nose squeaks, pops ]

[ Laughs ]