04x21 - Uncle Dummy

[bunniefuu]

What's that terrible smell?

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[ Baa ]

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[ Engine revs ]

[ Warble ]

Whoa! You're a real
speed demon, Pizza Steve.

You better slow down,
or you'll get pulled over.

Uh, this is a videogame,
Uncle G.

[Clang]
[Siren chirps]

Son, you were doing 200
in a 35.

Ah! Ohhh.

Why don't we see
what else is on?

Well, uh, that's all
for our show tonight, folks.

Don't forget: tomorrow,
we'll be hosting auditions

for our Raw New Talent segment,
where you, the audience,

will show off your talents,
tricks, and oddities

and become a star.

Sweet. Hey! Yeah!

Can we try out, Mr. Gus?

Can we, can we,
can we?!

You already know it,
Uncle G.

Yay!

My awesome speed cycle

will definitely rack up
big points for me.

I'm gonna do that thing
where I eat hot dogs.

[ Slurping ]

Wait 'till you guys see
what I have planned.

What's this Frankenstein Juice
doing in here?

This stuff is dangerous!

[ Roar ]

Yow!

[ Groans ]

[ Glass shatters ]

I should put this
somewhere very safe.

That should be okay.

Hey! There you are!

Say hi, Leo.

Hi, Leo.

[ Laughs ]

Classic Leo.

I'm bringing my old routine
out of retirement.

You're not seriously
thinking about bringing

that creepy old doll

to the show tomorrow,
are you?

Lame!

The only thing lame here

is your attitude,
Pizza Steve.

How does this guy
know your name?

Is he some sort of tiny,
evil psychic?

A song should cheer you
right up.

♪ Mary had a little ♪

[ Coughs ]

Well, Mr. Gus,
I've had my fill

of disappointments
for the night.

Now, if you don't mind,

[snaps fingers]
Pizza Ste e ve

needs his beauty sleep.

Come on, Uncle G,
bedtime.

You guys are just  
Ahem.

You guys are just jealous
that I have a real shot

at winning
at the talent search.

[ Rattling ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Crickets chirp,
rooster crows ]

Aaaah!

What happened to my hot dogs?!

[ Panting ]

Oh, ah.

Ay!

[Melancholy tune plays]
Why y y y y y y y?!

Hey, little guy.

Are you okay?

Hot dog, it's me,
Uncle Grandpa.

Are you okay?


[Inhales sharply]
[Squeaking]

Mm mm.

Pepperoni?

Who in the RV has pepperoni,

that could've done this
to my hot dogs?

Did someone say pepper  

Drippin' cheese drips!

My awesome speed cycle
has been un awesomed!

What the...?
A note!

"I fixed your bike for you.

Signed" Uncle G!

Why, that no good  

Some friend
he turned out to be!

Hey, Pizza Steve!
I should've known it was you!

What'd you do
with my hot dogs?

This is
an all time low!

You ate my hot dogs!
You wrecked my speed cycle!

Wait a minute.
I don't know

what you're talking
about.

You mean you didn't
do this? Huh?

[gasp] That looks like

the ventriloquist
dummy's bowtie!

[ Snickering ]

The dummy's alive!

He must've been the one
messing with both of us

the whole time!

So, he really is evil.

Hey, dummy!

Get back here!

Mr. Gus!
The dummy's alive!

Mister   [gasp]

You think you can get away
with this, dummy?

[Glass shatters]
You've got another think comin'.

[ Snickering ]

Payback time!

Hyah!
Gah!

Pay! Hey!
Ow!

What are you two
doin'?!

Mr. Gus!
The dummy's alive

and trying
to destroy us all!

It's true, bro!

Are you
out of your minds?!

Leo's been sittin' on that
nightstand, lifeless as ever!

But Mr. Gus!

He was just standing
on your bed!

Yeah! He ruined
my speed cycle!

And ate all my hot dogs!

Oh! I think I know
what's goin' on here.

You guys are just scared
that I'm gonna blow you

out of the water
at the audition,

so you're tryin'
to trip me up!

Well, it's not
gonna work.

But, Mr. Gus!
We  

No buts!

You're gonna
have to try out

fair and square,
just like everyone else.

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♪ I love ham ♪

♪ Yes, I love ham ♪

♪ Everyone knows
that I love ha a a m ♪

Yeah, thanks.

We'll call ya
if we need y.

Oh, and to think
I left Kansas City for this.

Next!
Hel lo!

My name is Mr. Gus
and this here is  

Just start, please.

All right.
[chuckle]

How's it going, Little Leo?

It's going all right.

Except for this
darn arthritis.

Arthritis?
Yeah.

The doctor said my arms
was stiff as wood.

Kid, you can just stop
right there.

Uh, sorry, uh, did I do
something wrong?

I I can start over.

You mean, did you do
something

amazing?!

This is the greatest
routine I've seen

in my entire career!

You're gonna be headlining
on the show, tonight!

I am? Awww, yeah!

You hear that, Leo?

We did it!

I knew we had it in us.

[ Laughs ]

[ Knock knock ]

Hey, Mr. Gus,
we just wanted to wish  

[Eerie music plays]
I'll wait 'til we get onstage.

Then, nighty night, Mr. Gus.

Aaaaaaah!
No!

You're not gonna
get away with this!

What is going on in here?

See for yourself.

There's nothing but a dummy,

resting innocently
in my dressing room!

But Mr. Gus!

He was just threatening to do
nighty night to you!

Ugh. I don't have time
for this.

This is finally my chance
to be on television

and I don't want you
ruining it for me!

Now, get out of my way
and stop being so jealous

that I've made it
to the bigtime.

Mr. Gus! Don't!

I said
leave me alone!

[ Slam ]

We've got a really great show
for you tonight, folks.

It's with extreme pleasure
that I introduce the newest,

rawest talent we've had on here
for a very long time.

Oh, man, I can't wait
to knock 'em out.

Eh, put your hands together
for Mr. Gus and Leo o!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Why don't you say hi, Leo?

I have a better idea.

Try not to lose
your head!

What the...?
[Audience gasps]

Nighty night!

A little help here!

I don't care what he told us.

Mr. Gus is in trouble!

We gotta do something,
Little Steven.

That's just what I've been
waiting to hear!
[Gasp]

This is for my hot dogs!

Hah!

And this is for my awesome
speed cycle.

[ Grunts ]

Huh?

Aah! [gargle]

Get a taste
of my laser hammer!

Nice shot.

I thought I just
calibrated this thing.

Yep.
Perfectly calibrated.

Hey, Leo!

Add a little spice
to your life!

Aah!

[ Audience gasps ]

[ Grunting ]

They were right.

The dummy was trying
to destroy us.

[ Screaming ]

This is horrifying!

Come on, Bobby.
We're out of here.

Definitely
not what I paid for.

W Wait.
Where's everyone going?

This wasn't in the script!

Cut to commercial!
Cut to commercial!

♪ [Bell tolls] ♪

[Sproing!]
You haven't seen the last of me.

I'll meet you in your dreams!

[ Laughs ]

Yeah ay ay!
Yeah yeah.

Whew! I knew
that thing was evil!

Good job, buddy.

Don't worry, Mr. Gus.

The dummy's gone.

He won't touch a scale
on your pretty head,

ever again.

I'm sorry
for ever doubting you.

And thank you
for saving my life.

No problemo.

That's what friends
are for, my man.

Here's
to wanton destruction

in the name of caring.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

You ninnies!

This is an abomination!

You've ruined
my whole show!

Get! out!

You're banned from
coming back, ever again!

Now, it is my pleasure
to introduce the newest,

rawest talent around.

Please put your hands together
for Miss Laura Lane!

♪ Oh, I love ham ♪

♪ Yes, I love ham ♪

♪ Everyone knows
that I love ha a a a m ♪

[ Sizzle ]

[ Squeaking ]

[ Blink! ]

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[ Clap clap ]

Namaste morning

and welcome to
"Yoga with Uncle Grandpaji".

Before we get
into the more advanced poses,

always lift with your legs.

Now, you're gonna want
to get those arms high

and give it a good stretch.

You feel the burn?

Perfect. Okay.

For this one, you need to turn
on your mat, like so.

[ Smack! ]

Now, simply use your mustache

to raise yourself up

to this position,
which is known as

Downward Mustache.

[ Gasping ]

Oh, this incense...

Ah h h choo!

Now, I'm going to run through
a few more advanced poses.

Feel free to follow along
at home.

Be sure to keep your propeller
muscles engaged for this one.

[ Whirring ]

This next pose is going to help
you concentrate on your chi.

First, extend your left leg,

gently reach upwards
with your right hand,

then grasp your foot.

Give it a little stre e tch.

Feels good.

Now, place your other
foot here.

Your other arm goes
through here, a and...

She'll be comin'
round the mountain.

Thread that needle!

Launch that potato!

And, finally,
give yourself a hand.

You should feel
that your chi has gathered

into a powerful bundle ball.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, like that.

[ Meow! ]

Oh, hey, Giant Realistic
Flying Tiger.

Why you lookin'
at me like that?

Ohhh! Heh heh.

[Roar!]
Take it easy, girl.

No, girl! Bad tiger!
[Shredding]

He e e lp!

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That was quite delicious.

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