04x14 - Pony Tale

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]

You're my friend till the end!

[ Cow moos ]

Nothin' beats
breakfast in the shower.

[ Slurping ]

[ Clink! ]
[ Buzzing ]

Uncle Grandpa,

maybe you could stop
leaving your dishes in here.

It's attracting flies.

Uncle Grandpa:
Yeah, I'll get to it.

But my priority right now
is trying out

this new hair tonic
I bought for my mustache.

I heard this will do wonders
for my bristly tuft.

Geez, where do all these flies
keep coming from?!

Gotcha!

Hey! This isn't bad!

Hey, guys, what do ya think
of this new look

I'm accidentally
going for?

Whoa, pretty sweet ponytail,
Uncle G!

If my crust
could grow hair,

I would sport one of those
any day!

Me too. My dino scales limit
my ability to have cool hairdos,

but I'd sure love to have
a mane like that!

Oh, I don't know.

Something doesn't feel right
about that ponytail.

Belly Bag, quit being
such a negative knapsack.

This ponytail
is who I am!

Now, if you guys
will excuse me,

I'm gonna go tease this tail
for a bit.

[ Humming ]

Who knows what kind
of unique opportunities

having this hair
will bring.

Hey, what's going on
with my mirror?

Oh, my!

[ Twinkle! ]

What an amazing
ponytail!

I've never seen one
with such volume,

and not a split end
in sight!

May I touch it?
Uh, sure.

Who are you?

Oh!
I'm Princess Sparklehorse,

from the magical land
of Sky Ponies.

Sky Ponies?!

Like the magic pony cartoon
on TV?

Oh, no.

Those ponies attract a very
troubled assortment of fans.

The land of Sky Ponies
is a wonderful place

built on friendship
and positivity!

In fact, how would you like
a personal tour?

I thought
you'd never ask!

[ Whistles ]

[ Warble! ]

Wow wee!

I've never ridden
in a sky bubble before!

Wait till you see
the sky kingdom!

Oh, boy!

Psst!
How much do I tip the bubble?

Oh, no.
We don't use money here.

Don't use money?!

Instead,
we use compliments.

That's how it works
around here.

Why don't you go ahead
and try!

Um...You're my favorite bubble
I've ever seen!

[ Twinkle! ]

That was
very thoughtful!

Care to take a tour
of our kingdom?

I can show you
how everything works!

Just grab my tail!

Whoa, girl! Whoa!

I don't like this,
Uncle Grandpa!

Shh, Belly Bag!

This is
the Gateway of Optimism!

It keeps
all the negativity out.

Ready to go in?

We can't get through that gate.
It's closed.

We can't
with that attitude.

Oh! That's how it works
around here!

Hear that, Belly Bag?

You got to stay positive,
or we won't get in.

Okay!

Giddy up, buttercup!

[ Crackle! Sizzle! ]

[ Laughter, whinnying ]

This is our pasture!

The ponies have
lots of energy!

I have lots of energy!

And they like to play!
I love to play!

And frolic around
on all fours!

I love to frolic around
on all fours!

[ Laughing ]

Whoa!
Check out that ponytail!

What luscious locks!

What's going on?
Don't worry.

They're just giving you horsey
hugs to show they like you!

That's how it works
around here!

Compliments and hugs?!
You guys are the greatest!

How do you feel about food,
Uncle Grandpa?

I'm generally
against it.

Well, we have just the thing
to change your mind  

our cafeteria!

Holy hungry horseys!

[ Gasps ]

I've always wanted to eat
from a trough!

Sadly, it's not
socially acceptable.

We try to be really progressive
around here.

Go ahead
and give it a try.

Hey, man!
Nice mane.

Thank you!

Ugh, a red apple?

We don't like red.
Red is an angry color.

I agree completely.

Oh, I don't really agree
with th  

No negativity, Belly Bag!
There's no room for naysayers.

Neigh.
Except Shirley  
She's old.

Come on, Uncle Grandpa.
You'll love this next room.

There's no way I'll like it
better than the cafeteria.

Ooh!

Come on. Let me introduce you
to everyone.

Meet Giant Realistic
Flying Sky Horse.

Good mornin'.
[ Neighs ]

And this is Mr. George.
Hey, y'all.

And me, of course.

Your good pal,
Pizza Steed!

That's one nice ponytail.

Meet Uncle Grandpa.
Great to meet you.

You guys remind me so much
of my friends who I live with.

Actually, we were hoping
you'd maybe come live with us.

We have plenty of space
for you to stay here.

Are you guys for cereal
right now?

We got a spot for you
on the couch!

So what do you say,
Uncle Grandpa?

Well, that dummy of me
was kind of weird, but...

Yes!
Long term sleepover! O M G!

I just gotta go back to the RV,
get my pals,

and we'll all move in.

They must have
amazing ponytails

if they are friends
of yours!

Nah, they're
just great people.

They don't have ponytails?

Why be their friends when
they don't even have P tails?!

That's harsh!
They'd fit right in here!

Actually, they can't come.

Everyone here
has ponytails.

That's how it works around here.
But you can stay!

Friends never leave each other
behind.

Thanks for showing me around,
but I gotta go.

No! You can't leave.

That's...
not how it works around here.

Friends never leave each other
behind!

What?!
No, that's not  

Hey, don't touch the tail!

You're our friend
forever.

[ Panting ]

I told you, Uncle Grandpa!

I'm sorry, Belly Bag.
I should've trusted you.

I will al  

Aah! Horsey hugs!

Destroy him!
Destroy him with affection!

Wow. This is a good hug.

Thanks!
We've been practicing.

You let him
get away?!

He was so polite.

Belly Bag:
Quick thinking, Uncle Grandpa!

Ponies, share your apples
with our guest!

All:
Yes, Princess Sparklehorse!

Belly Bag:
I got this.

[ Gulps ]

Uncle Grandpa:
I never noticed this before.

[ Ding! ]

Oh, how thoughtful!

[ Grunts ]

[ Panting ]
Almost there, Belly Bag!

Release
the ball of happy hay!

[ Giggles ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Ponies screaming ]

Quit horsing around!
Can't you go faster?

I almost forgot!

We're not
gonna make it!

[ Panting ]

You gotta be positive,
Belly Bag!

Okay. I'm positive
we're not gonna make it!

Perfect!

[ Ponies grunt ]

[ Sobbing ] No!

We just lost the most beautiful
ponytail ever!

Hay!
[hey]

Sorry to bale!
[bail]

Thanks
for the horse pitality.

[ Laughter ]

[ Whistles ]

How does this work again?
I'll try this one.

[ Screaming ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh, man.

I really gotta get rid
of this thing.

[ Snip! Snip! Snip! ]

Oh, hey.
What happened to your ponytail?

Oh, it was just too much,
so I cut it off.

That's a sweet rattail
you got, though.

Wait, what?
Did I miss a spot or something?

[ Doorbell ringing ]

I'll get it!

Hello?

Hey, Mac, down here, pal.

Sweet rattail.
Want to check out my kingdom?

Hmm.

Sure!

[ Grunting ]

Stay tuned for more
"Dog Catcher Diaries,"

after this commercial break!

[ Sighs ]

I'm gonna go check the fridge
for something to eat.

Go for it, Mr. Gus.

Uh, Pizza Steve,
why is there

nothing but different kinds
of cheese in here?!

'Cause check it, Mr. Gus!

[ Hip hop music plays ]

[ Rapping ] ♪ With all these
cheeses up in the RV ♪

♪ It's kind of hard being
the cheesiest, Pizza Steve ♪

♪ But I'll offer my advice while
you're looking for a snack ♪

♪ You can dress this cr*cker
with some Monterey Jack ♪

♪ Yeah,
I'm a cheese lover enthusiast ♪

♪ So I highly recommend
ribs stacked with Swiss ♪

♪ There's Brie, Muenster,
Parmesan, and Gouda ♪

♪ They all pair well
with some barracuda ♪

♪ If you enjoy
chicken on the bone ♪

♪ Instead of the skin,
melt provolone ♪

♪ Cream cheese, cottage cheese,
nacho, and Havarti ♪

♪ Eat 'em all at the same
time   cheese mouth party ♪

♪ Nothin' beats string cheese
on the go ♪

♪ Except a house
made of feta and Asiago ♪

♪ And what goes great
on a burger with grease? ♪

♪ German Limburger
and American cheese ♪

♪ You thinking real hard
about drinking that cola? ♪

♪ It's great to wash down
with some Gorgonzola ♪

♪ Or is that a bagel
you're eyein' over there? ♪

♪ You could spread it real quick
with some creamy Gruyere ♪

♪ Got goat cheese, blue cheese,
marble cheddar ♪

♪ Ricotta stuffed cheese ba*ls,
served on leather ♪

♪ With so many cheeses,
it's hard to pick ♪

♪ You can fry mozzarella
and eat it as a stick ♪

♪ But I'm a cheese rep,
eat cheese in a blizzard ♪

♪ So take it from me  
Pizza Steve, Cheese Wizard ♪

Yeah?

Well,
I'm lactose intolerant.

Fine!
More for me!

[ Up tempo music plays ]

That was quite delicious.