04x06 - Costume Crisis

[bunniefuu]

My feet smell like cheese!

[ Animal bleats ]

[ Uncle Grandpa snoring ]

[ Poink! ]

Good morning.

[ Thunder crashes ]

It's Halloween night!

[ Buzzes lips ]

I got a costume.
You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You got a costume.

I got a costume.

You go   Hey!

Why no costume, Pizza Steve?

What are you
talking about?

We all dressed up
for Halloween!

Belly Bag is a wizard.
Tiny Miracle is Pinocchio.

Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
is the Invisible Lady.

[ GRFT growls ]

Frankenstein is a puppy.

And Mr. Gus is, uh...

I'm James Polk,
the 11th president

of the United States of  

Blah, blah, blah.
At least he tried.

See, Pizza Steve,
in this country,

first, you get the idea,
then you get the costume,

then you get the candy.

But, Uncle G,
I am dressed up!

What?
Yeah.

I got this sweet
Pizza Steve costume on!

Oh, yeah!
Oh, snap!

[ Knock on door ]

Oh, snap!
Our first trick or treater!

We got the candy ready?
Affirmative.

We got the camera ready?
Gotcha.

How we doing
on creepy music?

Got that Top 40.
Yeesh.

How about them
pumpkin o lantern thingies?

Kaboof!
Okay, guys.

Let's set the tone
for the rest of the night.

It's a
terrifying ghoul!

It's a scary witch!

It's a librarian!

Candy?

Wait, what?

That's not even a costume!

Sure, it is.
It says "costume."

Well, I thought
it was a good idea.

So, candy?

That's the most unoriginal,

uncreative,
unfunny costume ever!

Halloween is sacred.

It's an opportunity to escape
our objectively mundane lives,

an opportunity
to be something interesting,

even for just a night.

Halloween isn't about candy.

It's something bigger than that.

It's about being something
you're not.

But don't worry.

Me and my pals can help you
with your costume crisis.

Uh, guys?

Good luck! We're going
trick or treating to get candy!

But Uncle Grandy pa,
I want candy.

You don't think I'm gonna
get any this Halloween?

Not with that stinker.

I got just the thing
for you, though!

I have here a custom costume
creator generator,

the perfect thing to fulfill
your Halloween desires.

If it can get me
some candy!

Oh, yeah.
With this thing,

you'll impress all the houses
you trick or treat at!

Now get in there,
partner!

Uh  

Um, Now what?

Now we add in
our costume ingredients.

And then press
the shiny button.

Candy!

[ Panting ]

Whoa!
Too aggressive.

Here, boy!
Come and get some candy!

Candy?
Yeah!

Go get it!

Candy?

Gets 'em every time.

Maybe I'll try a vampire.

[ Bat squeaks ]

[ Teeth clinking ]

Boop!

Hey, not bad.

[ European accent ] Do I smell
candy in your blood?

Yeah.
Good.

Eh, too creepy.

Let's go with
a classic mummy.

[ Groans ]

Candy?

Perfect level of spooky.

Aah!
I should have used two ply!

That was too spooky!
[ Knock on door ]

Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!

I'll be right with you all.

Just trying to solve
a costume crisis!

Okay.
Think, Grandpa, think!

Hey, Chet, what kind of stuff
do you like?

We could try a superhero,

an obscure movie reference,
zombie celebrity.

Ca a a nd y y.

No, I mean for your  
[ Ding! ]

Hey, that's it!

I'll turn Chet into the thing
he loves most   candy!

[ Whimpering ]

I...

love it!

All right, Chet!
Now that's the Halloween spirit!

You'd better take
this pillowcase

to hold all the candy
you're gonna get

for that awesome costume!

Better go out this way.

I've got a huge line
of trick or treaters.

Have fun
and get lots of candy!

Mmm. And I'll change you back
when you're ready!

Thanks, Uncle Grandpa!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

It's...candy time!

[ All cheering ]

Golly! I wonder what kind
of candy I'll get first.

Wow. Check out that giant
walking chocolate bar.

We should totally
try to eat it!

Oh, I don't know
if we should do that.

Ah, come on.

It'll be fun!

Uh...okay!

[ Both cackling ]

Huh?!

[ Both continue cackling ]

Darn! Where'd he go?

Well, he's probably not
behind this bush.

But if there's only one thing
I eat this Halloween,

I want it to be
that giant candy bar!

Mmm. Me, too!

Uh oh.
If kids want to eat me,

how am I gonna eat any candy?!

What the...
What luck!

I dress up as a bush
and score a huge candy bar!

Aah!

Get back here!

[ Panting ]

Phew.
I love candy,

but maybe this costume
wasn't the best idea.

Well, I think
it's a cool idea.

Uncle Grandpa,
am I glad to see you!

My costume must look
too delicious

'cause all the kids
are trying to eat me.

I think I need you
to change me back.

Okay, no problem.

Just go ahead and lean in
over here real quick.

Oh, great.
What luck running into you here.

I thought for sure
you'd still be busy

with all those
trick or treaters.

But you're Uncle Grandpa,
so I'm sure you just  

Aah!

[ Panting ]

Officer,
you've got to help me!

Okay, calm down.

The safety
of trick or treaters

is my number one
priority tonight.

Okay, good.

And you're not just a kid
dressed up as cop

who's gonna try
to eat me?

Oh, no, no.

I'm not a kid.

I'm â–  kids!

[ Panting ]

Uncle Grandpa, help!

You got to change me back!

Sorry, Chet!
I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

I ran out of candy,
so I'm passing out costumes!

I'll find you when I'm done
and change you back.

Ohh.
[ Dog barks ]

I thought dogs weren't supposed
to eat chocolate?!

They can't.
Now give me a bite of you!

Aah!

[ Continues barking ]

[ Howls ]

Oh, there you are!
Come on!

Judging for the town costume
contest is about to start!

Costume contest?

That's right! And there's some
stiff competition this year!

Sounds kind of fun.
Is there a prize?

Oh, I'm glad you asked.

You are.

Uncle Grandpa,
where are you?

You kids be careful
with that thing.

Man, I can't believe
I ran out of candy,

and costumes.

Guess I'd better find something
to wear and go get Chet.

Judge: And it looks like we've
narrowed it down to 3 finalists!

But only one person gets to eat
the giant candy bar grand prize!

And that person is  
[ Doors open ]

Hey, Chet!
Is that you up there?

What are you doing
tied to that board?

Yes! Uncle Grandpa,
change me back before they  

Hold on.

Does that shirt
say "costume" on it?

I think so.

Well, that has to be

the most original, creative,

and funniest costume
I have ever seen!

[ Laughs ]

You, sir, win the grand prize,

this giant candy bar!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoa, kid.
That's an amazing costume.

I wish I thought of that.

So meta.

Man, guess I was wrong about
your original costume, Chet.

Sorry I put you through
all that.

But I can change you back now
if you're ready.

Yeah, I'm ready. I just
can't believe after all that,

I still didn't
get any candy.

Hang on.

Happy Halloween.

Now to go in search

for something to quench
my eternal thirst.

[ Cackling ]

This Halloween,
I have an evil plan.

I will incapacitate

all the trick or treaters
that come to my door

with this special mixture
of poison.

My deadly concoction
will be sure

to slowly destroy
their fragile bodies,

make their teeth
fall out of their skulls,

and force their feeble hearts
to stop beating.

Ah, the final task  

I will individually wrap each
dose, creating enough garbage

that will contaminate
their natural habitat,

hereby destroying them
and the world they hold so dear!

[ Laughs evilly ]
[ Doorbell rings ]

Excellent. My first victims!

[ Chuckles evilly ]

Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!

Behold!
Your fate beckons you forward!

Oh, awesome!
Candy!

Yeah, sweet!

No, these are
my morbid morsels,

and they are deadly.
Mmm!

What?
These are great!

Just you watch. Your teeth
will fall out of your skull!

Nah, I'll just floss.

W   You'll see!

It will slowly corrode
your bodies!

Well, It will
if you eat too much!

That's why we balance it out
with healthy foods and exercise.

Yeah!
Healthy foods and exercise!

But, no, my plans!

Thanks for the candy,
mister!

[ Groans ]

Wait, you forgot your rubbish!
This is my castle,

and I just sw e e e e e e pt!

♪♪

That was quite delicious.