04x02 - Dinosaur Day

[bunniefuu]

Celebrate the day
with clapping.

[ Sheep bleats ]

[ Mid tempo music plays ]

[ Sheep bleats ]

Mr. Gus, there's something
very important

That I need to talk
to you about.

Oh, yeah? What's up?

Well...
[ Drum roll ]

[ Clears throat ]

Today is  
[ clattering ]

Pizza steve:
boo yah!

Comin' to save the day,
it's pizza steve!

Olly olly oxen free!

[ Whooshing ]

[ Whap! ]

All right, uncle g.
Check this out.

Pizza steve just planned out
a most epic day.

The fun begins with wolf back
rides through a haunted castle.

Next, we jet pack over
to the ice cream store

For quintuple
chocolate sundaes.

After that,
we party at the beach

With america's
top supermodels,

Followed by three full hours
of explosions!

Oh, and mr. Gus
isn't invited.

Mm.

Pizza steve, that sounds like
one exciting day.

But it's not
gonna happen.

What?

'Cause today is...

It's dinosaur day!

It's dinosaur day!

[ Rattle! Hiss! ]

It's dinosaur day!

Dinosaur day?

Dinosaur day?

Yep! Dinosaur day!

It's right here
on the calendar.

What the heck
is dinosaur day?

It's the one special day
of the year

When we get to honor all the
hardworking dinosaur persons

Out there like our very own
mr. Gus.

So, yeah, today's all about
the big green guy here.

Mr. Gus, I hope you're ready
to live like a king today.

Aw, yeah!

'Cause you're gonna be treated
to breakfast in bed,

A deep tissue massage,

And then my dinosaur day
laser spectacular  

All just for you.

This is gonna be the greatest
day of my life!

Dinosaur day!

[ Laughs ]

[ Growling ]

[ High pitched beeping,
glass shatters ]

Today was supposed to be
all about pizza steve!

Every day is supposed to be
all about pizza steve!

Order must be restored.

[ Pop! ]

Mm hmm!

[ Humming ]

Bring on the breakfast,
uncle grandpa.

One sec.

O.j.

Delicious.

If you like that,

Just wait until you
taste the main dish.

It's made with eggs, bacon,
bacon, bacon...

Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,
bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon,

Enjoy.

...bacon, bacon, bacon...
[ Laughs wickedly ]

Uh, bacon, but the most
important ingredient is love.

Bon appã©tit.

Aah!

You sure
that's eggs and bacon?

Uh...yeah...

Uh, uh...

Yep.
Definitely eggs and bacon.

I'm not hungry.

[ Crying ] but, mr. Gus,
it's dinosaur day.

[ Sniffles ]

I thought you would like
what I made for you.

I'll just throw away
my hard work.

Might as well throw
myself away, too.

[ Sighs ]
[ fizzle! ]

Uh, I guess
I can try a bite.

You will?!

Sure.
[ Chuckles nervously ]

[ Sproing! ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Chuckles nervously ]
mmm!

Here, let me feed ya!

[ Gags ]

[ Screams ]

Mmm!

Now chew.

Don't forget to swallow.

[ Gulp! ]

More?

N no, thanks.

[ Gurgles ]

Oh, come on!

It's good.

Aah!

[ Laughs crazily ]

There.

Good, huh?

Delicious.

Step one complete.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Far east music plays ]

You sure you know what you're
doing, uncle grandpa?

Yes, indeed, mr. Gus.

[ Spits ]

I'm going to give you the best
dinosaur day massage

You ever had.

First I'm gonna get rid of all
the knots on your back.

And now we'll get started.

How does that feel?

Mm. Not too bad,
actually.

[ Typewriter carriage
clicking ]

How about that?

Fantastic.

Time to kick it up a notch.

Huh?

"I wish this massage
was harder."

You got it, mr. Gus!

[ Streak! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Skid! ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Laughs crazily ]

Whoa!
Uncle grandpa!

Lay down, mr. Gus!

[ Grunts ]

One extra strength massage
comin' up.

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Birds chirping ]

How you feel now?

Dinosaur day's about to get
a whole lot better, mr. Gus.

Now don't move.

Because the dinosaur day
laser spectacular

Is about to start!

I rehearsed all year
for this baby.

You want to see it?

[ Electronic voice ]
no.

Oh. Whatever you say,
mr. Gus.

It's your day.

I just want you
to be happy.

[ Crying ]

Mr. Gus hates me!

[ Squeak! ]

okay, fine.

[ Pop! ]

All right!

This one's for all the dinosaurs
out there.

[ Epic music plays ]

[ Yells, panting ]

♪ Dinosaur day ♪

♪ It's dinosaur day ♪

♪ It's dinosaur day ♪

♪ Dino, dino, dino ♪

♪ Dino, dino, dino,
dinosaur day ♪

Happy dinosaur day,
mr. Gus.

It's dinosaur day, mr. Gus!

Oh, my gosh!
Can you believe it?

Hip, hip, hooray
for dinosaur day!

Oh. Oh, no.
Why's it getting all dark?

Aah! Aah!

Oh, no.
♪ The meteor is coming ♪

Hey, mr. Gus, you remember
when that meteor,

Like, destroyed all
your friends and family?

[ Screams ]

Aaaaaahh!
[ Grunts ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Muffled screaming ]

That's it!

I i can't take it anymore!
No more breakfast.

[ Laughs crazily ]

No more massages!

No lasers!

No more dinosaur day!!!

[ Panting ]

[ Mutters ]

[ Fizzle! ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Sobbing ]

I love you, mr. Gus.

Hmm!

Aww. There, there,
uncle g.

Don't cry.

Okay.

[ Squeak! ]

Mr. Gus didn't appreciate

What you did for him
on dinosaur day, huh?

No.

Boy, that's rough.

You know,
if it were pizza day,

I would love all the nice things
you would do for me.

Ohh.

Say, what a minute.

It is pizza day.

It is?

Yeah!
Check it out!

All right!

[ Ding! ]

Pizza day!

Yeah, yeah, come on,
let's go.

Dinosaur day.
Hmm!

More like mangled
mr. Gus day.

I can't imagine what's going on
in that guy's head.

[ Twinkle! ]

I love you, mr. Gus.

[ Sobs ]

Man.
Maybe I overreacted.

[ Laughing crazily ]

I love pizza day!

Pizza day?
But today's dinosaur   huh?

That's not right.
What the...

[ Discordant chords play ]

There's only one person I know

That writes in pepperoni red.

And if it's pizza day he wants,

It's pizza day he'll get.

Now open wide,
my sweet little pizza boy.

Ahh!

All right!

Pizza day, baby!
[ Laughs ]

Happy pizza day,
mr. Gus!

Uncle grandpa, you're doing
pizza day all wrong.

I am?

What are you
talking about?

Everybody knows
you're supposed

To eat pizza on pizza day,

Not feed it.

Oh.

Guess we better order
some pizzas, then.

Oh, we can't today.
Why not?

Well, all the pizza stores
are closed.

After all, pizza day
is a national holiday.

[ Gasps ]

Then how will we ever find
any pizzas to eat?

Hmm.
There's a slice right there.

Say what?

Oh, yeah!

[ Laughs nervously ]

[ Plop! ]

Hey!

Aah!

Pizza!

[ Boing! Boing! ]

[ Panting ]

Aah!

Aw, man!

[ Panting ]

Aah!
Gotcha!

Oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

[ Pop! ]

Happy pizza day.
Ahhhhh!

Wait! No!
Mr. Gus, no!

Okay, I admit it!

[ Panting ]

It's not really pizza day.

I was jealous that dinosaur day

Was all about you
and not pizza steve.

So I purposely ruined
all of the nice things

Uncle g planned for you.

Sorry, bro.

Pizza steve,
hearing you admit that

Just made today
the best dinosaur day ever.

Uncle grandpa:
[ munch! ]

Mmm!

[ Smacking lips ]
ahh!

So, wait.
It's still pizza day, right?

[ Up tempo music plays ]

That was quite delicious.