02x06 - She's Gonna Lose Her Mind

[bunniefuu]

-[chicken bawks]
-[Baylen vocalizes]

-[chicken clucks]
-[Colin] Oh, listen to it.

-You're dinner tonight, b*tch!
-[laughing]

Sorry, you're not.
You're not.

I know the wedding's
their thing...

-Always a girls' thing.
-...but hopefully she
incorporates Sammi and me.

[Julie] I'm aware of almost
no plans for the wedding.

The doors have not been opened
for me yet.

If you're gonna have
an outdoor wedding,

you can have it in my yard.

And if she needed an emotional
break due to overstimulation,

tics, she could have
her emotional break

in the house.

Baylen has really been working
really hard to be more

independent, having this
wedding in her parents'

backyard would be kind of like
pushing her back into the fold.

[Marlene] Yay!
They're here.

[Colin]
We're heading to Roanoke this
weekend, and I'm excited to

fill my family in on

the non-existent wedding
planning that's going on.

We've went and seen
a couple venues.

Maybe you can check out some
places around here

on your way back.

-[Baylen] This is
a private tour, right?
-[Colin] Yeah.

We are taking my mom's
suggestion to look at a venue

closer to Roanoke.

That's my mom and my sister.
I asked them to join us.

You didn't want to share any
of that with me

until they arrived?

My mom has been dying to be
a part of wedding planning,

and the last person
I want to hurt is my mom.

I feel ambushed.

[birds singing]

[Colin] I wanted to invite them
because...

I don't know when we would have
gotten a chance to include them

in the wedding planning
or anything like that, so...

[Baylen] I feel caught
off guard.

We both decided we would
involve our families

in wedding planning after
we pick a venue.

So I think if my mom knew that
Marlene and Colleen were here,

she would feel left out.

My mom drives a p*ssy Prius.

-Good afternoon, folks.
-Good afternoon.

-[all] Hi!
-How are you?

-Baylen? Hey, I'm Brian Daniel.
-Yes! Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-[short whimper]

[Brian] Appreciate you guys
coming out today.

-Where did you travel from?
-[short whimper]

-You OK?
-Yes, I have Tourette syndrome,

which is an involuntary motor
and vocal condition.

-I just want to make sure.
-Yes, I appreciate you.

-Thank you so much.
-[Brian] Good, good, good.

I've never been around anybody
with Tourette.

I didn't know she had that
until she brought it up,

and obviously there were some
signs of that.

So I just...

I feel for her.
I really do.

Well, I appreciate you coming,

and yeah, I'll show you around
a little bit.

-[Colleen] We're excited to
look at this one.
-Whee.

[Colin]
We're excited...awesome.

All right, well, welcome.

-[Baylen] Thank you.
-[Colin] Thank you.

-[Colin] Holy crap.
-[Marlene] Wow.

[Baylen] Oh, this is phenomenal!

[Brian] This is the Grand Hall.

♪♪ Throwing hands ♪♪

♪♪ Everybody in the room ♪♪

♪♪ Sing it back to me ♪♪

This is very grand.

♪♪...voice up to the stars ♪♪

♪♪ Raise your voice up
to the stars ♪♪

♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

-[Colin] This place is crazy.
-This is pretty spot on.

[Brian] Glad you like it.

-OK.
-So you have some people on
the dance floor,

some people
on the veranda.

This place is just
very rustic.

-g*dd*mn!
-It's very rustic.

It feels like,
homey and relaxing.

[Baylen] Yeah, and the fact that
you can open the doors makes it

indoor-outdoor space.

And with my tics, I don't feel
like I'm holding anything in

or anything echoing.

I'm obsessed.

Most of the ceremonies
are out here,

we'll show you
in a few minutes,

but if it were to rain,

we set up rows of chairs
down, still provides

a nice backdrop
if it rained.
-[Baylen] Mm-hmm.

Have you guys ever
had alpacas?

-No.
-Oh, OK.

I'm sure we could work
something out on that.

OK.

We had an Indian wedding up
here a few years ago where

they brought
a white stallion up.

-[Colleen] Oh,
there you go, Colin.
-Don't look at me.

Colin can ride up the driveway,
and then you know...

-Yes!
-You are speaking
their language.

-That's extreme. That's extreme.
-[Marlene] That's what
he wants to do.

-[Brian] Yeah.
-He's like, "Let's get wedding
pictures on a horse."

-And I'm like...
-A white stallion.

-There you go.
-I'm like, "I could do
a horse and carriage."

OK, I'll drive the horse

and then you can be in
the carriage behind me.
-Ugh.

-[laughing]
-I'm gonna get that
thing going.

-[laughing]
-Yeah.

-We'll have 911 on speed dial.
-Literally.

That's a bonus.

[Brian]
You want to see where
the ceremonies take place?

-Please.
-Yeah, let's go.

Let's go.

OK, this opens up to
the ceremony site.

[Colin] Oh, my gosh.

Look at that view.

-This is crazy.
-[Baylen] This is insane.

-[Marlene] Wow.
-[Baylen] This is my dream.

To have that kind of
a backdrop behind us, I mean,

that's gorgeous.
-[Baylen] I love it.

That's all I've been
talking about.

That's all I wanted.

Are there any places on site
where outside guests could

stay, like grandparents
or people from out-of-town?

-Yeah, well, we have ones for --
-d*ck. Joe Biden.

-We have one four-bedroom
cottage right up here on site.
-OK.

But most of the guests
would definitely

stay in Lexington.
-Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

So we're about 14 miles from

the heart of Lexington.
-Merlene's a dirty fat filthy
horny wh*re!

-[Brian] Like the heart
of Lexington.
-[Marlene] OK.

[Colin] For a place that we
didn't really know much about,

and we kind of just booked
a tour last-minute, this venue

checks a lot of the boxes
that we have.

It's really accommodating
towards my family specifically,

just because it's a lot closer
to them.

And they also have a cottage on
the grounds that

my older grandparents
can stay in.

But all of our guests
wouldn't be able to stay on

the property, like
the last venue that we saw.

What's y'all's availability
looking like

from spring
to summertime?

I think we have
two dates left.

The quicker you can book
something, the better.

We need to get on that.

I appreciate you guys making
the trip out here.

-[Marlene] Thank you,
appreciate it.
-Yeah, of course.

I'll walk back down with you.

All right.

[Colleen] I think I'm able to
picture Colin as a groom.

I'm also very excited to see
Colin as a groom.

You're gonna make me cry.

Um...shoo.

I'm gonna cry my eyes out
the day of the wedding.

But I'm very excited to see him
as a groom.

Sorry.

Y'all be safe going back, OK?
I love you.

-Thank you.
-I'm glad you guys liked it.

Be safe.
Oh, I did.

I've got some things to
think about.

-Yes.
-[Colleen] For sure.

-All right, come on.
-Bye, guys.

-Bye!
-Bye. See you.

See you.

[Colin] It's starting to rain.

[Baylen] We're leaving
just in time.

What'd you think
of the venue?

-It was really nice.
-Mm-hmm.

I can just picture
everything there.

Like, me actually walking down
an aisle there.

Like...

maybe not you on a horse.

Like, I just don't know,
like, what is up with that.

-I'm not getting on that.
-Maybe that's something that
we can work on.

Oh, my God!

Can you imagine the story that
we could tell our kids?

I'm not saving money for
our wedding budget

for there to be a horse.

Your mom's a dirty, fat,
filthy horse.

[both laughing]

I still wouldn't ride it.

The one you got
a good deal on

probably has a discount
for a reason.

It has a discount for a reason.

I'm telling you right now,
it's gonna be a donkey.

So, it sounded like he has
really only

two available weekends.

Whenever we get back
the numbers from these places,

we're really gonna have to
sit down and make a decision.

If budget is
the number one factor,

then the wedding should
be in my parents' backyard.

It's affordable.

I'm sure that if we told him
tomorrow, my dad would plan

everything out to a T, he would
make everything for us --

I mean, it would be really easy
to accommodate everybody there.

Me, personally,

I don't...

really want to have your dad's
backyard as an option.

We're trying to build
a life together.

-And -- and --
-Yes, but that has nothing to
do with my parents' backyard.

-Yes, it does.
-Um...

We're trying to make decisions
on our own.

And the decisions that
we make...

may not align with...

your parents'
or my parents'...vision.

And that's OK,
because it's our life.

Having the wedding in Allen's
backyard would save us a lot of

money, but I want us to focus
on building a life together

without Baylen's parents
influencing or questioning

every decision we make.

But Allen's not going to
back off, unless

Baylen says something.

I know you don't like
confrontation,

but I do think that

it's a conversation that
you should have

with your father.

I just -- I just --
I just don't know if

it'll break his heart
or hurt his feelings

if I tell him.

And I just don't really want
to find out.

Her father is
having a lot of influence on

our lives right now.

I've asked Baylen to have
a conversation with her father.

So you don't want Baylen to go
communicate for you every time

there's a concern.

How do you feel about having
a conversation with Allen?

[upbeat music playing]

[in cutesie voice] I missed
you guys so much!

[bark]

[Baylen imitating barking]

The next time we go to Roanoke,
they're coming with us.

[Colin] OK.

We got back from Roanoke
last night.

I really loved the venue
we saw yesterday.

However, I'm not telling my
family about it, because I know

my mom probably won't be too
happy because of Colin's family

being there, and because I know
my dad is really insistent on

having the wedding
in the backyard.

[phone buzzing]

It's my mommy.

[Colin] She's calling?

[Baylen] Hey, mom.

Wind it up.

Ooh, you guys always have
little ideas.

The last little idea you had,
we had therapy.

Like an engagement party?

Oh, my God.

That would be so sweet.
Thank you.

We want to hold the engagement
party because what better way

to get involved in
the wedding planning?

And hopefully they see that

we can pull things together
when needed.

[Baylen] So where is this party
gonna be?

It's pretty amazing for Allen
and Julie to offer

their backyard for
an engagement party,

but also at the same time,
like, this is definitely Allen's

way of saying,
hey, the backyard could

definitely be a wedding spot
for you guys.

Baylen really loved the venue
that we saw yesterday,

so I just don't want her to feel
like she's being pushed in

a certain direction.

Is Sammi gonna be there?

[Baylen]
That sounds promising.

Thank you guys so much for
putting this together.

Yeah, thank you guys.
I'm excited.

I love you.

Bye.

I'm pretty excited for
the engagement party.

It's thoughtful that they want
to do something for us,

but do you think that your
parents throwing this kind of

a party, they have some kind of
ulterior motive behind it?

Why do you think my dad has
ulterior motives?

I mean, your dad really does
want us to have

our wedding there.

That's what I think.

But regardless of
their motives, I do think that

you still need to be able to
have that conversation with

your dad regarding
the boundaries

in our relationship.

I don't want to have
that conversation.

I understand where Colin's
coming from, but my parents

have been there through the ups
and the downs of my tics

and my condition, and
they not only are my parents,

but they're
my best friends.

So I know Colin sees it as
my dad overstepping in

our relationship, but I don't
really want to talk to my dad.

[Julie]
Baylen sounded so excited for
the engagement party.

[Allen] Yeah.

Listen, I'm going to the rental
place tomorrow,

and I'm ordering a tent
and generators with lights

and tables with the chairs,
games, like the cornhole

and the things like that.
-It sounds fun.

It sounds a little overboard

and extra for
an engagement party,

but it sounds fun.

You're lucky
I'm not coming home

with a bulldozer.
-[laughing] OK.

It's a little much.

It's a little much.

But that aligns perfectly
with who Al is.

Not so much me.

I would be like, "All right,
let's dump off some pizzas,

throw in a couple tables."

Al's like, "No, this is how
it's gonna roll."

I'll help you do it.

Yeah, I'm gonna call
the rental company tomorrow.

You won't have to do
hardly anything.

-OK.
-Just be there and enjoy
the whole thing.

I'm going downstairs to get
this stuff ready.

I'm gonna make sure I got
everything, OK?

-OK, it'll be fun.
-Oh, this is gonna be epic!

You got this, Al!

♪♪ Try ♪♪

♪♪ We just try ♪♪

Are you excited to go
to therapy?

-Yeah, I'm excited.
-Ooh, you sound excited.

You sound really excited.

[Baylen] We're headed to
couples counseling.

The last time, it was pretty
intense, so I'm a little bit

nervous to see what's gonna
come up today, especially with

the engagement party right
around the corner.

Nah!
b*tch.

[Colin] Yeah, they're coming.

It's just a long drive for
them, as you know.

But I do think that that is
the perfect time

to maybe
tell everybody what --

That you suck
George Washington's c*ck!

Tell everybody what venue
we chose.

Once we decide what it is,

we could just tell
everybody there.

It does add a little bit
of pressure.

[Colin]
But if there's no deadline,
I mean, we could be doing this

for the next six months to
another year of debating back

and forth between venues.

I think...

I think you sucked
Joe Biden's d*ck.

Thought it was
George Washington.

You're changing up
presidents on me.

All right, we're here.

-Could we sway 'em too?
-No.

OK -- [laughing].

-Hello.
-Hi.

It's so good to see you again.
How have you been?

Lovely.
How are you?

-Good.
-Hey, Colin.

-How are you?
-Hey. Good.

-How are you?
-Good to see you again.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

How have you two been since
the last time you were here?

Lovely.
I've been good.

Yeah.

I have been opening up a lot
more about just things that

overwhelm me or stress me out,
and it's almost just,

like, nice to be able to,
like, talk about it.

h*, h*, h* your a*s
out the f*cking door, b*tch.

[short whimper]

That tic, it came from forever
ago where I would make fun of

my brother Burke
by calling him that.

Burkey turkey beef jerky
hat a*s.

Banana whoop yo a*s.

Butter your own biscuit,
fat a*s.

How's the wedding
coming along?

-Wedding planning?
-We have seen a lot of venues.

We have a lot of good options.

My dad offered my parents'
backyard as a wedding venue.

OK.

-And that's where it stands.
-And? OK.

It's just...

It came from a good place.

I think there's still,
in their own way, still trying

to figure out how to...

let you go.

Mm.

Do your parents trust
the two of you?

You don't think so?

I don't think
they 100% trust us.

Just making like,
big decisions.

Like, whether it's the venues,
or what career I want to go

into, or health care,
or taking care of Baylen.

Mm-hmm.

Her father's having
a lot of influence

on our lives right now.

There's a lot of pressures
that I'm feeling, so I...

asked Baylen to have
a conversation with her father

about allowing us
to be able to have...

the freedom to be able to make
whatever choice.

And she does not want to have
that conversation.

OK.

[Baylen]
Colin keeps bringing it up.

I just don't like the situation
with it feeling like

it's Colin versus my family.

My parents will always be
my parents,

so what else do I do?

Like, I see both sides,
I understand both sides,

but I just don't want to be
in the middle.

So one of the things
that I'm picking up on

is that you are
feeling the pressure.
-Yeah.

And so Baylen is the closest
to her parents,

and she's your fianc\,

therefore, it makes sense that
you would want her support in

having this conversation
with them.

I wonder what type of
relationship

you want with them.

You don't want Baylen to go

communicate for you
every time...

there's a concern.

-Right?
-Yeah.

So how do you feel

about having a conversation
with Allen?

This is your
future father-in-law.

And right now, you're...

Allen's bald and Chuck is bald

and Marlene's
a dirty fat filthy horny wh*re.

Whoop!

And Allen's gonna be
your future father-in-law.

Uh...

I've had a lot of
conversations with Allen

in the past.
-[Amy] Mm-hmm.

Nothing better happen
to my kid.

If she's over there
on your watch

and something happens
to her, I will f*cking find you.

I would like to have both of
your blessings to have

your daughter's hand
in marriage.

[Allen] I don't really have
an answer.

Um...

I don't know.

It's really important that
Colin does have that honest,

direct conversation with Allen.

If he continues to go through
Baylen, there's a potential for

miscommunication, lack of
trust, and potentially even

some more resentment.

We can still both talk to him...

if you want me to sit there
with you.

I am fine with us both going
and talking to him.

Maybe he will, like, bring down
his guard a little bit more...

if you're there.

I don't know when
the conversation with my dad

will happen, but I'm a little
nervous because I don't really

know what he's gonna say,
don't really know how

it's gonna go.

You can handle it.
It just won't be...

-Comfortable.
-It won't be comfortable.

It won't be.

Alrighty.

So we'll see you guys
next time.

And then we'll check in,
see how things have gone.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Take care.

[upbeat music plays]

[bottles clinking]

[Baylen] Ding!

[clinking]

f*cking b*tch.

It's margarita time.

Colin went out
golfing tonight.

But my sister just got here for
the engagement party,

and her and my mom are heading
over to have drinks.

I don't know much of the party
plans for this weekend.

However, what I do know is that
this will be a great

distraction from
the conversation Colin wants me

to have with my dad.

And Sammi's definitely gonna
need a drink after flying with

her OCD and her anxiety.

And she just turned 21,
so shot, shot!

Sorry.

-[knocking on door]
-[dogs barking]

Coming.

You guys, who the heck is here?
You guys, excuse me.

Hi!

-Hi, everybody.
-Hi, honey.

I'm gonna need a drink,
too, because I'm gonna have

to tell them that Colleen
and Marlene

came to the wedding venue
tour with us.

Are you guys the bartenders,
so I don't have to do anything?

Nope, you don't have to
do anything.

We'll just hope it comes
out fine.

-Thank you.
-I'm just going to move that
out of your way

for a second.
-[Julie] I...

-You just use this.
-[tapping]

-[Julie] God, whoo.
-All right.

How was the travel here?

It was just a flight.

I had anxiety, and then I got
on the flight, landed,

and now I'm here.

[Baylen] So you didn't fly
the plane?

You know I don't like to talk
about my flights after I --

I have to wait like --
-You're like, "I've made it.

I'm done."
-I have to wait like a week.

I mean, I'm glad you're here,
and you made it safe.

-[Sammi] Me too.
-Both feet on the ground.

Yeah.

I always hate flying with my
anxiety, but I would never miss

Baylen's engagement party,

even though my parents
threw it together last-minute.

Time that we spend together
right now is so very meaningful

because Baylen's life is really
gonna change with getting

married and whatever else
comes after that.

This isn't gonna happen
as frequently.

It's gonna be
few-and-far-between, so we have

to take all the moments while
we have them.

-All right.
-We're just gonna keep...

OK, do you guys want
these ones?

-sh*t.
-Has she already been drinking?

-Ooh.
-Big ol' t*tties.

-All right.
-OK.

-OK.
-Cheers to being 21.

d*ck.

-No, absolutely not.
-No?

-OK, you don't have to.
-I hate this.

I just don't like tequila.

Oh, I'm trying not to judge
you, but I'm kind of

judging you.
-Yeah.

Our goal for the wedding is to
help Baylen expand

her alcohol palate.
-Yeah.

[Julie] So, on a scale of one to
ten, what's our excitement for

the engagement party?
-How is the backyard looking?

How's it set up?

I met him in the driveway
the other day.,

I was like, "You actually missed
a blade of grass."

And I think you should go back
out there with the scissors.

It might be overkill.
It's OK.

Al's vision seems to be
coming together.

It's with the high hopes for
Colin and Baylen to flip

a switch and go,
oh, we definitely want

our wedding here.

So...I guess we're just going to
see how

it turns out.

So, how was your trip to
Roanoke that we haven't had

a chance to chit chat about?

It was good.
We had a really good barbecue.

It was really, really nice.

With, like, all his family
or whatever?

-Cray cooked
the best barbecue chicken.
-Yeah, I was gonna say,

what'd you eat?
-He made, like,
homemade brownies

with sprinkles on top.

-That's right up our alley.
-Yeah.

And then we went and saw
a wedding venue

that we decided
last-minute to see.

-Um, that Colin...
-Kind of like close to them?

-Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-OK.

It's a good distance.

So, we looked at that
and they ended up coming.

They surprised me there
by coming.

What do you mean
that they like...

surprised you at the venue?
Like, you didn't invite them?

-They just showed up?
-Like, they showed up.

I turned around and they were
right there.

-Did Colin invite them?
-Colin invited them.

This is one of her biggest
moments in life,

and as the mother of the bride,
I still haven't even been able

to see any venues.

[Sammi] I wish my parents were
a little bit more involved,

because I feel like Colin
inviting his family to

the wedding venue that
they toured stripped them of it

a little bit, of experiencing
that with their daughter.

It was really nice.

So truly, how close do
you think the two of you are to

coming to a decision
on the venue?

-We're coming to a conclusion.
-[Julie] OK.

All right, ladies.

-We'll suck a d*ck.
-Well, cheers to --

-Hopefully finding
a wedding venue.
-Yep.

-Or choosing one.
-Cheers to more of
these girl dates

and talking about future
wedding plans

after the venue
is secured.

-Are you OK?
-Cheers.

-Ready?
-Cheers to more planning.

Suck a d*ck.

-Oh, that was not a good ending.
-It's alright, that's OK.

We have to really hurry up
and pick up the red.

-Oh, my God.
-[Sammi] Hey, it's fine.

Don't freak out.
It's fine.

OK, where's your towels?

Yeah.
OK.

I'm relieved that my mom knows
now that Colin's sister and mom

went on the tour,
and moving forward,

I would like to involve
my family more.

I mean, look how great they are
at helping me clean up all

my other messes.

After I just cheers to more of
these get-togethers.

Let's do it!
Yeah!

Hi!

-Hi!
-Hi!

Today's Bay and Colin's
engagement party,

and it's looking
pretty amazing.

[Baylen] This is so beautiful.

My dad is making this wedding
venue decision really hard.

We're making the right
decision, right?

I don't know, are we?

[Allen] Boys, let's go!

[Julie] Your dad needs help with
the outdoor stuff,

and it's gonna go right in
that area over there.

Today's Bay and Colin's
engagement party,

and it's looking
pretty amazing.

But what we've set up today is
just the beginning.

And if they want to have
the wedding in the backyard,

I would build 10 times better
than this to have these guys

have an amazing day.

-[Lela] Hey, y'all.
-[Julie] Lela!

-How are y'all?
-[Julie] Hey, girlfriend.

-OK, huggies.
-How are you?

I'm so glad that you came
to help.

Thanks.
Oh, yes.

OK, we're going to throw these
over here for now.

Is there a lot of people
gonna be here?

Probably 50 or more.

Today, I am mostly excited
about the food table,

mostly the desserts.

That's where I'm gonna be
spending most of my time.

The backyard definitely looks
way better than I expected.

There's a tent, food,
tables, chairs,

like literally everything.

I would add a DJ.

And then I would add,
like, maybe, like,

a surprise gift, like a car...

for, like, one lucky,
like, brother.

-Like me?
-Like, one who's, like, 17.

[Julie] Sammi's out getting
the cake.

So, oh, my gosh, I appreciate
you so much.

-Yeah, of course. Any time.
-Thank you.

It's just weird because
it's feeling

very wedding-esque.
-I know.

Are you so excited, though?

Like, how do you feel
about, like, all

the planning and everything?

I don't know.

It's just odd still,
because I haven't really

contributed anything
to her planning.

-Oh, yeah?
-So this feels like
this is my opportunity

to do something.
-I'm excited to see, yeah.

No, I'm excited to see what
wedding venue she picks.

Did you know that her father
wants it to be here?

-Has she told you that?
-Oh, no, I didn't know that.

Low-key, though...

yeah.
-I mean, it would be amazing.

-Like that'd be amazing.
-Maybe she'll see this
and be like,

"OK, this is...

this will work."

I'm overwhelmed

with trying to sell this
backyard venue idea.

I've come around to seeing
the benefits of having

the wedding here, and I can see
the potential, especially how

everything is coming together.

But it's, like, exhausting at
the same time.

It's like, Al, like,
when do we stop?

-I'm sending her inside.
-Like their engagement rings.

I'm sending her inside to make
some punch.

It's kind of funny,
actually,

how hard we're trying.

Well, that's all set up
over there.

-OK.
-Got it.

What else do you have to do?
This is literally it for me.

-Listen, this looks
amazing, I got to...
-It does look really pretty.

I'm stressing --
I got a surprise coming
for Baylen.

-I got alpacas coming here.
-What alpacas?

-From the farm that we went to.
-I can't.

We're not bringing alpacas
here today.

They're coming right
over here.

-Put them in the yard?
-I literally can't with you.

No, I'm selling
this whole outside venue --
this whole f*cking thing.

Oh my god, OK.

[Julie] The alpaca surprise is
so next-level.

But I kind of wouldn't expect
anything less from him.

If he's gonna do a surprise,
he's going all-in.

I just can't believe he went
that far in.

-Everything looks so good.
-[Allen] Yeah, this looks
amazing.

I'm going to go get dressed.

And you have to
get dressed, too,

because you're
dripping sweat.

We missing anything?

Yeah, the alpacas,
apparently, for the love.

Ha!

♪♪ Hearts don't lie ♪♪

♪♪ And you skip mine ♪♪

-Phew -- you ready?
-Yep.

-Hey, y'all.
-[Julie] Hey.

You clean up nice.

-Oh, they're here...
they're here.
-They're here.

Oh, my gosh.
I am so excited.

Today is our engagement
party day.

And we finally made
the decision about our wedding

venue, and we are going to tell
all of our guests.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Hi!
-They look good.

Oh, my gosh.

They kind of
overdid themselves.

What do you think?

-[Colin] It's amazing.
-[Baylen] Oh, my God.

Y'all got wood
tables and everything?

My initial reaction to
everything being set up was...

Hi, Colin.

Allen really went, like,
all-out with...

-He went full throttle.
-...with this, and it's amazing.

-[Baylen] Mm-hmm.
-What do you think, sweetheart?

Is that the alpaca bench
that you made?

-Yeah.
-Come on.

-Do you want to come?
-[Allen] Find a spot,
find a spot

in your apartment
because it's going there.

We wanted to have a tough
conversation with my dad.

Give the alpaca a kiss.

Today is not the day.
Not the day, not the time.

This one's not gonna spit
in your face.

-[Allen] One, two, three.
-Weenie.

-I think that
a conversation like that...
-Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

...definitely needs to be had,

but having it on a day
like this would just

ruin the moment.
-My mom's a swinger.

[short whimper]

It's OK.

We were talking about these
people we know that we think

are swingers, and that was on
the way here, so...

This is so beautiful.
It's so rustic.

This is beginner
level, Baylen.

-Oh, it's beautiful, though.
-For a wedding, this could be,
like, advance.

[Julie] You can see
the look, though.
You can see the look.

-No, it's so perfect.
-Yeah, it's so cute.

My dad is making this wedding
venue decision...

really hard.

Everything that he did,
he made absolutely beautiful

and unforgettable,
like, spot on.

-Your dad really did go...
-All out.

-...above and beyond for this.
-All out.

-This is...it's amazing.
-[bang]

I mean, it's amazing.

Those and I are having
a problem.

Let's just switch sides.

Well, I don't want you to smash
the cookies either,

so just keep a proper distance.
-OK.

-OK?
-Right here.

-Yep.
-Out of reach.

-Yep. There we go.
-Out of reach.

[Baylen, whispering]
This is so perfect.

[normally] I didn't think that
it could look like this.

Like, I...

I didn't see
the vision either.

I didn't envision any of this.

It makes me change my mind,
and now I'm stressed.

We're making the right
decision, right?

[indistinct background chatter]

I don't know, are we?

I mean, I could really picture
the wedding back here.

-Could you?
-Yeah.

Seeing how good the backyard
looks makes me question

if we're making
the right decision.

Like, this just makes
my heart happy.

I was definitely feeling
dead-set against it before.

But now, Baylen's
second-guessing the wedding

venue choice,
and I kinda am too.

I don't know.
I don't know.

Are we really just
flipping everything?

All right, well, we can talk
about it later.

-After seeing this amazing
engagement party set up...
-[short whimper]

...it can only make me wonder

what they would do
for the wedding.

And it's making me a little
nervous because we have to

announce our wedding venue,
and I'm second-guessing it.

-Oh, my family's here.
-Hello.

-Hey, guys.
-Hey everyone!

-Hey.
-Hey, Mom.

But it's so nice to have both
Colin's and my friends

and family get together and all
of us just having --

[short whimper] -- d*ck.

For Thanksgiving --
[short whimper].

All of us having a good time.

-Hi, hi, hi.
-Hi.

Thanks for coming.

Hey.

[Baylen] It's just a really
special day.

Four years ago, I would have
never pictured myself here now.

I've gone from needing
my parents

and living with
them to...

being independent and growing.

Having Colin in my life has...

[voice breaking] made me
the person I am today.

I feel like we're doing vows
right now, damn.

♪♪ Together we belong ♪♪

♪♪ We don't need the stars to
guide us home ♪♪

♪♪ Because we become one when
we're together ♪♪

♪♪ We got that fire that
burns forever ♪♪

-Hi!
-You look beautiful.
So good to see you.

-How are you?
-Great.

It's been a few months since
Olivia has visited from Tulsa.

I'm glad she's here, but we do
set each other's tics off.

I have Tourette syndrome,
stupid.

Same.

So, have you, like,
found a wedding venue?

Um...

-OK.
-...we've seen a lot of them,
and it's just really hard.

Yeah.

♪♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪♪

So do you guys know anything
about the venue?

I know that you looked at one
with them.

It is amazing.

-Mountains, 360 views,
very private.
-Yeah.

I think it's a very
high contender.

I do.

Like, have they come over to
you and said, like,

"Hey, that's the one?"

-No, because they haven't --
-I know that they've looked
at a few.

-OK, we need to find out.
-They haven't really said that
this is the right one or not.

Like, really, they haven't?

-Mnh-mnh. No.
-No, they haven't, really.

No, they have not said this
is the one -- yeah.

Hopefully they give us
some clarity.

-[Marlene] I know.
-[Colleen] I hope so.

I hope so, too.

-f*ck them kids!
-Yep, yep.

-Oh, Sammi looks so good.
-[guest] Sammi!

Hi, you are so
very gorgeous.

-I love you, but we got to
put that down.
-I know.

-Let's go walk it up --
f*cking b*tch.
-OK.

-You're bald, Chuck.
-Thank you.

Just in case you weren't
aware already.

-[Chuck] Yeah.
-Stay away from the cake.

I know, I'm trying to stay away
from everything.

[Sammi] I'm excited.
It's really cute.

-You like it?
-It's so cute.

You could have a wedding out
here now.

-Oh, good Lord.
-Thanks, Sammi.

It's bottom-barrel,
but it's not bad.

-Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
-Well, from where I'm standing,

the f*cking barrel looks
pretty good.

-It looks pretty f*cking good.
-[Sammi] I think it's great.

It's a glimpse of what
the wedding could be if

they wanted the wedding here,
but I think he did a great job.

-My surprise is here.
-Oh, my gosh, Al.

I'm going down the driveway.

Perfect.

Oh, hey, everybody.
Holy sh*t.

She's gonna lose her mind.

-Hi, Scoob.
-Hi.

When we were at an alpaca farm
for Easter, Baylen really,

really bonded with one
particular alpaca named Scooby.

-Yeah, Scooby just turned two.
-Good boy.

Would I be able to
particularly have Scooby

at the wedding?

If you want Scooby there,
we'll make sure

Scooby's at your wedding.

So I really knew I had to get
him here today.

This is gonna be
absolutely amazing.

You can't wait to see the look
on her face.

-Oh --
-[indistinct]

[many gasps]

What?

What?

[guest] No!

Is this Scooby?!

Oh my god, it's Scooby!

[crying] Scooby.

I love you.

[Allen] You look so good.

Thanks for making
my kid smile.

Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.

You're so welcome, Baylen.

I love you and I wanted you
to have --

This makes
my entire f*cking day.

It was just really thoughtful.

I feel like my dad knows just
how much alpacas calm me down

and help my anxiety.
Honestly, what a great day.

I really don't like surprises,
but this was the best surprise

I've ever had.

It was -- it was -- it was
pretty amazing.

-Her face was like ingrained.
-Yeah.

Like, I'll never forget it.

[Julie] This is the happiest
I've seen Baylen

in a while, you know,
because we see a lot of

ups and downs.

So just to see this one moment
of, like, authentic,

pure joy, it's amazing.

OK.
Come on.

Turn it around.
Oh, you see that's you!

It means everything to me to
make Baylen happy.

And... I'm pretty sure Baylen
understands just the distance

that her dad will go to
make her happy.

[Baylen] Allen's bald.

We have to make a decision
on the venue.

Mm-hmm.

We still have a really big
decision to make today.

Like, the clock is ticking.

d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck,
d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck,

d*ck, d*ck, d*ck, d*ck.

[imitates buzzer]

Are we on the same page?

-Take a d*ck up the a*s.
-I think, I think we are.

Come on.

In this moment, I am extremely
overwhelmed and anxious, um,

and Colin will be doing
all the talking.

Suck a d*ck,
suck a d*ck.

-Right here?
-Yeah.

All right.

[Colin] Hey everybody, can we
get you guys to come over here?

We just have, uh,

an announcement and everything.

Oh boy, what do they have to
tell us?

It's a boy.
I'm just kidding.

Chuck is bald.
Allen is bald.

JB does crystal meth
with Joe Biden.

OK, keep talking, I'm just...

in between --
-So we just wanted to thank
everybody for coming out here,

friends, family.
Like, this means a lot to us.

We wanted to give a big shout
out to Julie and Allen for

hosting an event like this.
-f*ck all you people.

It means a lot --
you guys did an amazing job.

-My sister
sucks d*ck for a living.
-So thank you guys.

God, let's just throw that one
out there.

-Poor Colin, can't make it
through a sentence.
-f*ck.

So in the quest for a wedding
venue, it has been our number

one priority to find something
that Baylen feels

comfortable with.

And that, in and of itself,
has been pretty eventful trying

to find the right one that
checks all of the boxes.

It's been a really, really hard
decision because of all

the great options that we have.

With that being said,

where we will be having
our wedding will be at...

Dun dun dun...

[music playing]

Miss it, b*tch.

[laughter]

In all Nantucket
they all wankers.

Nantucket?

You forgot your dildo
in the airport.

You're thinking about
getting into real estate?

Yeah, I am.

As a realtor you're an
independent contractor,

and so, healthcare can
be challenging.

I don't care who it upsets.

I'm going to do what's best
for me

and what I think is best
for the both of us.

If this doesn't work out what
are you going to do?

[sniffling]

I really wish that Sammi
could be here.

Wedding planning can be scary.

We've gone back and we've
crunched some numbers.

We're going to need them to,
kind of like,

come back down to earth.

I want us to have kids
sooner than later.

If you can't take care of you,

then you can't take care
of a child.

You remember the link I sent you
on the new device?

Yeah, the Neupulse.

So this device that sits on
your hand like a watch

could cut her tics
almost in half.

I would love to try this device.

It's not available here.

If you do want to try,

you would have to go
to the UK, I'm afraid.

["Rule Britiannia" plays]

[Baylen] Hello, London.

Okay. Here we go.
Next stop Picadilly Circus!

Pick a d*ck, b*tch!

[Colin] Spotted d*ck.

d*ck!

[Baylen] There's a guy over in
the corner laughing at me.

[Colin] This device
would make situations

like today a lot
less stressful.

Are you ready to try
the device, Baylen?

This could change everything.