03x20 - Except for Cooper

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning! Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Man, you guys.

I just realized something
five minutes ago.

We are probably the most
awesomest people on this planet.

Tiger's awesome.

Pizza steve's awesome.

Mr. Gus is awesome.

Belly bag is awesome.

I'm awesome. I'm awesome.

Everyone is awesome!

Except for cooper.

That's right, cooper.

I know you're out there.

And I saw what you did
last night.

So, I was thinking
to celebrate our awesomeness,

We should show off
our awesomeness

To our awesome selves.

Pizza steve,
you're probably

The most awesome
out of all of us.

So why don't you do
a super cool awesome stunt

On that awesome stunt jump thing
over there?

Now we're talkin'.

Ka chaw!

You bros
better grab a good seat,

Because this is gonna be
pizza steeeeve's best stunt yet.

Good thinking,
little p.

No way in my life

Would I want to miss
a pinnacle event like this.

[ Roars ]

And lucky for you guys,

I'll be able to pull it off
with ease.

I'm in the best shape
of my life.

Yeah!

I'm the best!

Yeaaaaaah!

Whoa!
Ooh!
[ Roars ]

I dedicate
this death defying jump

To my awesome pals

And everyone
watching from home.

Wait! Nuh uh!

Everyone except for cooper!

Don't even think about it,
cooper.

[ Engine revs,
tires screeching ]

Whoa! Oh, my gosh!
Holy moly!

No way!

That was
beyond awesome!

Yeah.

I knew that was gonna...
[ Blows ]

... Blow you guys away.

Totally!

Hey, mr. Gus,
it's your turn

To do something awesome
for us.

Just when I thought this episode
couldn't get any crazier,

Mr. Gus decides to box a giant
man eating gorilla ape person.

[ Snarls ]

I think you all at home
are gonna be knocked out

By this awesome
once in a lifetime fight.

Wait!

Thought you were gonna see
this awesome fight, huh, cooper?

Think again!

[ Grunts ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Punches landing ]

[ Cheering ]

Look out!
Hit him in the body!

Body shot!
Hit the body!

[ Bell dings ]

I don't know how
you k. O.'D that chump chimp,

But it was tight!

Aw, thanks, guys.
It was nothing.

[ Chuckles ]

Cool.

Speaking of cool,

How about you show us that
razzle dazzle rainbow light show

You've been working on,
tiger?

This is gonna be
one illuminating experience.

Hit me with it,
tiger girl.

[ Roars ]

Time to show everyone
the magic of the light spectrum.

[ Roars ]

That's right,
mr. Gus.

Wait!

Everyone
except for cooper.

Thought you were gonna
sneak a peek, huh?

Fat chance!
[ Clank ]

Whoa!
That's rude of you, dude!

Dang!
Look at it shimmer and shine!

[ Roars ]

Wow, tiger.

You really
outdid yourself.

Color me impressed.

I don't say this often,
but...

[ Muffled speaking ]

And that's why you're
my favorite realistic feline.

[ Roars ]

And now it's my turn

To show everyone
my awesome stunt.

Everyone
except for cooper.

You little punk!

Uncle grandpa,
I don't get it.

Who is cooper, and why do you
keep excluding him

From all the awesome stuff
in this episode?

Oh
you don't have eyes,

So you didn't see the atrocities
cooper committed earlier.

Cooper did something last night
that was so horrific,

It disgusts me
to even talk about.

Take a whiff of that
dinner plate, belly bag.

[ Sniffing ]

Gee, it smells like

Spinach, cauliflower,
carrots, beets,

And other
delicious vegetables.

That's right the same exact
delicious vegetables

That cooper didn't eat
last night.

What's the deal,
cooper?!

Anyone who doesn't
eat their vegetables

Isn't worthy of watching us
do awesome stuff.

All: yeah!

Come on, guys, let's dig into
these tasty treats

Grown
from the earth's soil

And show cooper
what he's missing.

Now, get a load
of this spinach.

Vibrant green and chock full
of nutrients and flavor.

[ Munching ]

Mmm! Cauliflower!
Mmm! Beets!

[ Muffled moaning ]

Mm...

Ugh!

Yeugggh.

[ All groaning ]

[ Roars ]

Oh, man!
Cooper was right!

Vegetables
are disgusting!

From now on,
I hereby decree

The expulsion of all vegetables
from this here r. V.!

Good riddance!

And don't even think
about coming back!

Well, now that
that's taken care of,

Who wants to go get
some real food?

As in fried chicken,
ice cream, bacon cheeseburgers,

Deep fried doughnuts,
and fudge cake?

Yeah!
[ Roars ]

Cooper, you just made
this episode a whole lot better.

[ Flies buzzing ]

Man, I was wrong
about you, cooper.

You've got the right idea
about vegetables.

Who needs them?

[ Gulps ]

Am I right, you guys?

[ Belches ] yeah.

I feel robust.

[ Wheezing ]

Thank you [gasps] cooper.

How about you,
giant realistic flying tiger?

[ Yowls, hisses ]

You see that?

It's unanimous.

Cooper, I'm going to dedicate
this next pork rind to you.

Wait, pizza steve!

We owe him
much more than that!

After all
cooper's done for us,

You've got to do
your speed cycle stunt again.

We owe it to him.

We owe it to you,
cooper.

[ Engine revs ]

Cooper, buddy,
this one's for you!

You.

You!

[ Meows ]
go, pizza steve!

Cooper's gonna
love this!

[ Tires squeal ]
whoo!

Oh, no!

We got to help him,
you guys!

[ Groaning ]

Do it for cooper!

I don't think
we can do it.

So tired.

[ Crack ]

[ Screams ]

[ Crash ]

[ Groaning ]

Thanks a lot for your help,
mr. Gus.

I guess
you want cooper to be sad.

[ Groans ]
I I I just want a salad.

[ All wheezing, groaning ]

Aha!

So, I guess they ain't
too good for us vegetables now,

Are they, boys?

Oh, no!

It's cooper's vegetables!

And they don't
look happy.

So, cooper, you think
you're better than us, huh?

You think you can kick us out
without getting kicked back?


Well, you and your friends
got another think coming.

Check it out.

So, I guess you suddenly
care for us carrots, huh?

How do you feel
about beets?

As in "beetdown"!

[ Laughing ]

Did somebody call a flower?
[Cauliflower]

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Screams ]

Wait. What?

I don't get it.

No, no, see,
I'm a cauliflower,

So what I was
trying to say was

Squash!

[ Strained ] see?

That one,
I totally understood.

How about
a little spritz?!

[ Evil laughter ]

Hey, there, why don't you
give "peas" a chance?
[Peace]

Sounds "rad ish" to me!

[ Evil laughter ]

Oh, no!
We've got to do something!

[ Gasps ]

Cooper!
It's your spinach!

That's right,
and you want to know

Why they call me
"spin ach?"

Whoa!
[ Groaning ]

Cooper! I can't take
much more of this!

If I hear another terrible
vegetable pun, I'm finished!

You got to
do something!

[ Laughing evilly ]

"Cooper,
you got to do something!"

[ Mock crying ]

[ Chomp ]
huh? Wha?!

You're doing it, cooper!
You're eating your vegetables!

What's going on here?!

Hey, cooper, we was just
"horseradishing" around.

Please "lettuce" go.
[Let us]

[ Laughs ]
I got a million of 'em.

[ Evil laughter ]

All right, cooper!
Keep going!

Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[ Chomping ]

Nice one, coop!

[ Chomping ]

Aagh!

Mmm!

Thanks for saving me some,
cooper.

I needed that.

Boy, oh, boy!

I can't wait
to eat up all my veggies!

I know
I'm excited.

[ Roars ]

Okay,
I'm going in.

I can't wait
to eat up all my veggies!

Please pass
the melted cheese.

Ah, nothing like fresh
vegetables, right, cooper?

[ Chomping ]

[ Muffled moaning ]

And now...

Oh, hello.

Today, we will be looking at

A prominent figure
in 19th century europe

Who was not only known
for his military expertise,

But also
his influential progress

In extinguishing the oppressions
of the feudal era.

Napoleon bonaparte

Was a fiery young corsican
with great ambition.

But many don't realize

That his part
in the french revolution

Might not have been possible

If it weren't for
a peculiar moment in history.

[ French accent ]
this is horriblã©!

If I cannot mount my giant nag,

How will I be able
to lead my armies to victory?!

If only I could contact
my associates.

They could help me.

Now, where did I put
that carrier pigeon?

Mr. Gus:
excuse me, monsieur.

Perhaps I could be
of some assistance?

You?!

What could
a lowly chasseur like you

Possibly do
to help moi?

[ Gasping ]

That is it!

Let le rã©volution begin!

Mr. Gus:
and with his reins in hand,

His reign of france
soon became a reality.

So remember sometimes
in order to overcome adversity,

You have to
step up to the challenge.

[ Grunts ]

And that concludes
this edition of...


[ Theme music plays ]